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i know she loves him because only someone that does would consider his flailing and crying and screaming on a rickety bridge to be “cool.” i see you girl. i get it.
also shoving this under the read more bc i dont want to keep making more posts i feel like ive spammed my blog enough already (even tho its. my blog. whatever) but odin is so sweet it makes me puke i love them so much
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#ann plays fates#I LOVE THEMMMMMMMM#SOOOOOOOO MUCH#they are so dear to me#and ik this support is mostly really silly#which is fine!! its an odin support after all#but i know it can be hard to really get chemistry out of a support that doesnt take itself too seriously#but i think its adorable#and i also think they j have a lot of potential#odin with his whole complex about being second best to his cousin and uncle#and azura with constantly being sidelined by both families for a sibling she was meant to replace but never could#not to mention them both being outcasts in their own way#and also being royalty from two separate kingdoms but under REALLY WEIRD circumstances#i just think they have a lot in common in ways they both have no idea about and that is awesome#AND THEYRE J CUTE. SORRY. LOOK AT THEM. THEY ARE BEAUTIFUL TOGETHER.#i love when hot people date
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Odysseus with his head in his wife's lap, happily not paying attention to anything, humming one of athenas song and carving something
Some random guy: your majesty----
Odysseus: not bothering to sit up: whatever my wife decided is fine.
#the odyssey#epic the musical#Odysseus#Penelope#Odypen#Post-canon my beloved#Odysseus tried to hold court exactly one time before he 1. Realized he's very out of date with everything and#2. Remembered that these meetings sucked so much#Odysseus then quickly climbed into his wife's lap and was like penelopes been ruling for 20 years she's got this#The first time someone tried to insist that it wasn't acceptable for penelope to answer ody nearly killed the guy#Nobody tried to force the issue after that#The only time odysseus sits up to contribute is to be like 'no no we can take that route now I killed the monster that lived there years ag#This is not to say he isn't listening and paying attention! He is! He's just scoping everybody's out#Noticing who's more pushy when they're trying to deal with penelope than they are with him#He's got twenty years of politics to catch up on! And he's going to be sneaky about it#Odysseus post return gaining a reputation for being uninvolved and uncaring only to pull the rug out from underneither the other person#Penelope is a okay with this for many many reasons#First off her system is one of beauty and the fact that her husband didn't spend all her hard work to take back over the second he came bac#Is rare and penelope is grateful everyday for who she married#Second she gets to show off look at how well she did odysseus look at how clever she is ody ody watch as I scam these people isn't that hot#(It is and yes of course odysseus was watching)#Penelope enjoying how odysseus lays out over her like a lazy lion#It scratches her possessive side to show him off like this and she gets to play with his hair#Telemachus attending some of these meetings to learn (tm) and spending the whole time deeply embarrassed#Odypen being 🥰🤝 rat bastards in love
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dua needs to pull a sabrina and put him in a music video i’m so serious
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#like minds 2006#nigel colbie#alex forbes#i love when mentally deranged hot people date other mentally deranged hot people
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Hello, me again.
Thx for answering :)
I guess Zhongli really is a catch in the eyes of everyone, and no one really knows Childe. So maybe they wouldn't get what Zhongli sees in Childe. At least not at first. Maybe we'll get to see more of his badass side later on? I'm also curious if he got some powers from Skirk and the Abyss.
Anyway, their relationship is really cute and developing nicely.
Looks like I mixed up some of Guizhongs and Hu Taos actions ^^"
as another ask just said, there is sort of like a jessica and roger rabbit situation going on there from the eyes of everyone else. like you said, nobody really knows childe here, so for everyone to consider zhongli liking him (zhongli, legendary thaumaturge, certified gentleman, gorgeous man) is kinda like ????? out of left field hahah
i think if they stop to think about it the folks close to them would kinda get it but still be confused. like- you like childe? ...i mean yeah i guess he's very nice. he's also pretty. and yeah he's very generous and kind. and he cares a lot about the kids and he's very good w them. and he gets along with like everyone if you give him some time- ok yeah i can see it. yeah nevermind i get it.
(whereas when they realize childe likes zhongli the reaction is an immediate "of course you would")
#like if they stop to think about it for a second they Get It but also is like#they're on different leagues in everyone's eyes#so it's less that there's nothing immediately evident to love childe for#but more that zhongli is so absurdly good a catch (to them) that childe still being a good option doesn't seem like it would be up to par#if that makes any sense#yknow like how people irl kinda go 'huh' when a really hot person dates a cute but-not-as-hot person#there's no judgement there's no disbelief just a brief 'huh' moment#and maybe some confusion yeah#i think that's kind of what's happening here#like everyone agrees that childe is pretty it's just that he doesn't have the immediately attractive personality to match so they just#forget lmaooo#also since they're all his friends now and their friendship revolves around making fun of him#anyway#yeah!#thank you <3 <3#no worries about guizhong and hu tao; death of the author and all
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Me thinks married
#I love when my ships are correct and canon love that for me#hot people dating you guys !!!!! crazy#I already have my mind made up on some ships but I’ll comment on them when I meet more characters but for now know these two?? defo married#professor Hyde and Dante !!!! looking respectfully#professor hyde#professor dante#tokyo debunker
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im exploding into a million pieces i found a reddit thread about butches in video games (specifically looking for them) in hopes that there was some kind of lesser known dream daddy-esque butch dating sim or SOMETHING cute like that and guys the fucking crumbs we have to live on you're actually killing me. im withering away why are there no kissable butches in video games im going to throw up and kill everyone. nobody wants a butch dating sim apparently. im gonna go weep in the fetal position
#everybody ignore this it's so stupid but#it's like heres a stard.ew valley mod where you can make leah butch and um idk starf.ield bg characters#and a baldgate3 character. IM CRYING WHERE ARE THE BUTCHES#'why is this making me emotional' (<- very understandable why it would make me emotional)#howling into the night sky ripping ny shirt in twain transforming into a big hairy beast bc i love butches sm#GUHHHHHHHHHH CMONNNNN#i just wanna see people's cute drawings of dykes ok. where is our version of bara#where is it please#im begginbg the universe generally#i need a hero (the song) is emanating from my pores rn. where are they we deserve so much better than this#gahhhh it's all overly palatable softgirl yuri fuckk. where are my big sweaty hairy braless deep voiced dykes im going to kill someone#when is it my turn to be happy wuagghhh#not to say i dislike softgirl yuri but i do not want to kiss them!! sorry but that is a big motivator for this#is wanting a 2d boyfriend (/dyke) because everyone else gets to have one :((#and also like. wanting to see dykes reflective of irl dykes rather than yuri for representation purposes that matter to me personally#and the gender euphoria that can often come from that but also FUCKK#nguhhhhhh oughhhhhh ahhhhhhhhgh. im such a fucking faggot im sick of this#a large chunk of the sapphic population is just completely not represented it's like they only exist in my mind#i never seen them around me either this shit sucks fuck my stupid baka life. wehehhh#exploding into a million pieces#im never expressing any kind of gay yearning again after this im done#is it too much to ask that i see people like me out there?? in many ways but tonight specifically in a butch way#ppl when they even think for a moment of making lesbian media where the dykes aren't sifted through straight attractiveness filters: 😱#again a lesbian dating dim w femmes would rule as well but it's all high schoolers and vaguely anime-hot women#and thats not good enough. it's like if they give a girl a big nose they'll fucking die immediately#maybe the real reason i consume so much homoerotic buff guy media is because SOMETIMES ppl draw them as butches#(<- not the reason but maybe loosely vaguely part of the reason)#anyway this was inspired by me watching ppl react to like. a popular pretty boy dating sim#and trying to figure out some equivalent experience for me but i can't bc none of it is made for me#killing everyone and then killing them again. hatred
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Shinsou "I dont know why she's into me either" Hitoshi
ALWAYS on his "am shy and humble or actually just cocky" shit because sometimes this means he's holding your palms in his hands and getting all watery-eyed because he thinks you're WAY too good for him ... and other times it means cheers-ing someone when they get snotty about how you're out of his league.
They're trying to piss him off, meanwhile he's just raising his glass an tipping a shot back, kinda smirking, all: "cheers, I'll drink to that!" (then going home to make sure you aren't about to leave him--as if he doesn't have ROCK HARD ABS he wants you grinding against every night. why would you ever give that up????? adjflakdhj)
Not to mention all the times Denki asks him how he managed to score you and Shinso genuinely goes blank and has to take 20 minutes to ponder it too:
#shinso#staring out the window dead*ss only to come back like... idk man.#no im just kidding bc this is so real#same as always almost but he's so awed that he has you that he can't let anything disturb that peace#it's funny bc dudes are like 'ummmmmmm shinso is so mean and offputting..' and ur like 'THAT CUDDLE BUG? NO HE'S NOT????'#tbh everyone is confused lmao until they see him with u and u seem him with them#like u knew he was antisocial but u just forgot he was like. actually deadpan ignoring people he's not close with#but then he's kissing the back of your hand and your cheeks when it's just you too and no one's looking#like sir??? huh????#plus he's hot as all f*ck so whys he ..kinda... begging you not to leave him???? sir. be for real.#BUT THATS ANOTHER THING HE LOVES. U 24/7 but when ur possessive or out on a date he's so MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE#before getting all flustered at himself#lmaoooo dflajklehfjalksdjfoija .dfjhakljsdhfkjadfklsja#hdsjkf i want him#hope this was okay!#caitie things#gen#anon
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Who is out there giving bkdk shippers a bad name by attacking Ochako and claiming she is a bitch?
As far as I know most active bkdk shippers love her and want to see her be successful
#grrr talking#however I saw “izu//ochas” who now hate her for not marrying deku and claim she was stolen by bkg#and I say “izu//ochas” bc they never cared about their ship they just liked how it was straight#and because they found her “hot n cute enough” to “deserve” the MC#so now that shes not dating him and the MC isnt a goated alpha male she must be a cheap bitch#they never cared about her happiness which is why they are so surprised she didnt marry him#thats not what she wanted!! she wanted to make people happy! she wanted to reach out to Himiko!#she wants to find herself!! she doesnt want to blindly follow deku!!#nor she wants her emotions to define her!! shes a hero!!!#deku told you shes his hero!! and yet you saw it as a love confession when its the last thing she needed!#she s a hero not a heroine!!! her VA was always so right and I love her for it!!
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do you sometimes go through your posts on your old blog and see something that suddenly makes SO MUCH SENSE now that you know you're a system
#THE FACT THAT ONE OF MY HEADMATES IS BASED ON YUNO AND SHE ALSO KINS MIZUKI....#I'M CRYING IT REALLY WAS A SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE. A SIGN THAT SCREAMED “YOU ARE MULTIPLE PEOPLE” IN MY FACE#so um. haha... when will my hot blonde woman headmate show up <333 just asking... just a bit curious....#<- already has something that sounds a bit too much like in-sys dating with some of the headmates going on#also. hi everyone i love you all so much and i really want to reply to everyone's messages but dissociation is still hitting me hard#so sorry for being annoying with all this sys stuff ><#[ 🏖️ 𝗆𝖾 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖻𝗈𝗒𝗌!! ]#[ 💚 𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐚 𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐤𝐬 ]#my tags are still not back btw.
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such is the tale of a ✨chronically online hypocrite✨
#(please forgive this old folk’s rambling for a hot min bc i need to get this off my chest somehow and in some way)#tl;dr: come and get into the hw idol series!!! we have ship discourse; more ship discourse; even more ship discourse#(yes ik people should be free to ship what they do b u t claiming a noncanon ship as canon and forcing it on everyone else is. not cool.)#yes yes friday’s mv was visually cute and ino.rin’s singing was peak b u t i feel like it has caused more harm than good in some way???#i cant b e l i e v e the jp hwtwt beef over friday’s mv is still going on mannnnnnnnn#no less than 3 separate people have made posts along the lines of#‘p l s stop using [official tags] to post about *[unnamed] non-official ships* p l s there’s a time and place for everything’#and n o n e of them even remotely run in the same circles yet they’re all banded together against a *certain* group lmfao never change hwtwt#lhy (esp yhy) shippers are always at the scene of the crime mannnnnnn#i cant see anything on their end of the naval battle (has every single lhy tag+account that i could think of blocked)#b u t it’s still really funny to witness on my twtdash against my will. i think i need to touch grass#‘kyhn isn’t canon either so why do you like it while being such a hater towards lhy—‘#great question!!!!!! it’s bc (disregarding the movie) they actually interact really well together~~~ like the honeypre event y k—#and also bc yukki treats hina really nicely all the time (even when she was being tsun and literally running from her feelings for him)#a n d hina loved him for who he truly was; even before his image change arc. and she also does her best to appeal to him and such~~~~~~~#but lhy. uh. they just bully hiyo 95% of the time and while they do look out for her bc they’re pals#they’re just pals. guys. and lxl have gone ‘uwu it must be u uwu’ to each other one too many times so shoehorning hiyo between them would.#be pretty weird ngl? esp since the ‘widely accepted’ portrayal of lhy as a trio is p much just hiyo x 2 dudes who dont even like each other#and. like. a branch of such portrayals usually seem to have aizo waft away from the ‘r/s triad’ to date mona instead which is. very weird.#some people just pick and choose aizo and mona interactions dont they. all they see is the umbrella scene and go ‘ah yes. canon’#they dont even read further to see how mona doesn’t even use the umbrella after aizo leaves (clear rejection)#a n d how aizo doesn’t even remember giving the umbrella to mona + mona’s entire existence in general after that#and that’s not even counting the grudge mona refuses to let go of even after what looks to be literal months#so for certain shippers to just casually shoo aizo out of the hiyoharem and into mona’s unwilling arms for the sake of yhy is. weird.#and like. shouldn’t he and yujiro have a say in this?? they’re more interested in each other than hiyo so just how are they being commonly#portrayed as hiyosimps in fanon? im so confused… like. wouldn’t they be equally obsessed with each other (as w/ hiyo) if they were a rstrio?#aaaaaa get this off my twtdash plsssssssss pls see this post twtapp pls let this affect your dumb algorithm im tired of the ship discourseee#as funny as the ‘lhy vs the world’ naval warfare is it’s getting. um. very annoying!!!! and now im missing nagisa more than ever s o b s#plsplsplsplsplsplsplsplspls influence the algorithm ragepost; ik big brother is 👀watching👀 so do your thing—#(pls feel free to duke it out with me too if y’all read this i need my birdsite algorithm to le a r n that i dont wanna see stuff like this)
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SHUT UPPPP him getting the expert idea to throw a guy at his brother and then laughing about it is so...
#ash rambles 💚#chain breaker ⛓️#THE LAUGH???#he was grinning throughout the whole fight too- usually he's all 😐 and >:(#he just likes beating people up huh.......... thats not hot at all... (It's hot)#these are peak youngest sibling activities#i say this as a youngest myself#but also. this crush came out of nowhere...#veteran's discount for you if you've been around here for 3-4 years and saw me ship with another character from this series#and then move on a few months later-#this crush may be new but god does it feel good to come back to my guilty pleasure bad action movie franchise#but ahem#this clip..#his fucking laugh..#god he's such a little shit#he's so excited to beat people up huh? that's such a him and Ash date activity ngl...#getting into some fist fights and then cracking open some beers and laughing about it#ugh#this crush is so embarrassing- (I've been smiling like an idiot)#it's been years since I've seen this movie but hiiii h.iroto hiiiiiiii#i don't plan on posting him to the same extent that i post. say. my y.akuza boys but this clip is too fun for me not to share#he took that eyebrow raise from his brother personally LMAAAOO ugh i love them so much.#whenever i watched the series initially i actually liked his brother more than him-#well it's been a few years and um. now I'm into him so uh yeah fun times#the first like ten minutes of their spinoff film is honestly my comfort movie.#like yes i wanna watch the a.mamiya brothers beat people up in an abandoned building that has LED strips everywhere#for no reason other than that it's cool as FUCK#any action movie that has cool neon lights wins my heart instantly lol anyways I'm at tag limit so um. Yeah I like him hehe! his laugh... 😳#such a good scene... ough and that head tilt stretch thing he does before a fight or when he's amused? he ever looks at ash like that#and she might just pounce on him- i wouldn't be surprised if they had beat the shit out of each other before dating... hehe so romantic!!
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Okay time for me to 🥰 in the tags real quick lmao
#not snz#okay so first of all i had thought i was gonna be trapped at the station again bc i got released but didn't trust myself to drive#so all of us who were staying overnight decided to make hotdogs but they were fucking arguing about how we were gonna heat them up??#like three of us were just sitting there starving in the cold while everyone else was fighting lmao#so i was like 😩 and called him while we were waiting for them to just pick a heating option#at which point several people had me put him on speaker to say hey and invite him to eat fucking hotdogs with us#i think it's been too long since most of us have had any outside interaction ahdkaksk#so he agreed to come and brought his roommates???? like just for funsies??????? idk i guess they really wanted some cheap ass hotdogs#and i hadn't seen him in over two weeks so i was vibrating lmao#okay and he's kind of a grumpy bitch lowkey but he doesn't shy away from like casually putting an arm around me or holding my hand so 🥺#so i hugged him when i saw him but then he went to hold my hand and was like 😨 bc they were ✨️ cold af ✨️#so he promptly grabbed my other hand and then just looked at them for a sec and asked if i was alright lmao#not an uncommon occurrence unfortunately lmao everybody grabs my hands when they start looking weird ahdmkaks we love raynaud's#but it still makes me soft when he expresses concern so 🥰#anyway so we all ate and just generally vibed for a while before people started head off to sleep#so his roommates took the car back and he drove my car so i could leave instead of having to stay overnight again lmao#and the hot water heater at the station ain't shit so the relief i felt taking a hot shower was immense lmao#especially after nearly freezing to desth in the rain ahdkkaks#anyway so then we just cuddled and watched shows on his laptop 🥰#and then obviously we slept bc it was fucking late as shit and i was ✨️ tired ✨️#but I'm a light sleeper so i woke up when he started moving around and setting up his laptop#and he gave me this little smile and ruffled my hair a little and told me to go back to sleep#fucking domestic as shit 😩🥺#also i feel like maybe i should share more things that have happened between us prior to dating#bc i swear nothing is progressing as quick as i feel my posts make it sound ahdkakdk#like I've known this man for over two years so we were coworkers and friends before anything else so we already had our little dynamic going#idk i just feel weird knowing that none of y'all know our lore ahdkakdk#anyway it was nice just getting to spend time with him again 🥰#and I'm taking him out friday bc i owe him a fun little date or several lmao so i think I'm done screaming now#partner posting
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#I MEAN. I LIKE GIRLS. RIGHT. WHY DOES THIS FEEL SO WEIRD. I HAVE HAD ONE(1) CRUSH BEFORE AND THAT WAS A GUY.MAYBE BECAUSE OF THAT? BUT THEN#NOW WHENI THINK ABT IT WAS ONLY HOW HE LOOKED. ESPECIALLYY HIS EYES AND HE HAD VERY UHHH DRAWABLE FEATURES. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE#THINKING OF IT...I NEVER EVEN LIKE THOUGHT ABT CONFESSING OR DATING OR EVEN TALKING WITH HIM....I actively avoided even thinking about it#at that time i thought that was because in a way i was guilty of having those feelings for him considering we barely had interactedand it f#felt weirdly creepy thinking of osmeone that way without their knowledge(??)#now i still retain some of that sentiment but also...was i really romantically or sexually attracted to him at all?#when i see people and actors and characters online i do find them hot but irl...do I really want that sort of thing?#whenver i read stories of romance and close friendships too i aways want to have those in mmy life. but#like okay romance aside...even in friendships i.i just can't do them?#i like helping people and i o enjoy having casula conversations i like being nice to people too nut#but it. it feels sort of suffocating to be close to people emotionally?#i dnt know how to put it but there's always a limit after which it starts feeling weird. i want close strong bonds with people but ifeel so#uncomfortable when it starts happening.so many people around me love me in all different forms but o i really love them all back in the sam#intensity? I think I can only say that for my parents. my friends...i don't know.#do i really care about them asmuch as they care about me?#i do a lot of things...i say a lot of things that can only be said if i cared about the other person honestly and earnestly..#but. butto me it really feels like it isnt that deep#these ats of servic don't come from my heart nor my head#i just. do them because...i don't evenknow..that's just my response...i really dont think anything of it.#i don'tknw. this is all so stressful i wish icould just do whatever i ahve to do for a day interacting with peopel andleavingeverything beh#behind when icome home. but then it feelsso lonely but being around people also makes me feeluncomfortable when i try to establish bonds wi#them.#i don't knwo i wish i never gto close to them in first place.....life wouldve been so much easier
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I know Cementoss is such a side character but I am unwell for his dynamic with Chikara
#Miss I can do things by myself and panics at genuine affection meets mister polite and grounded#I am unwell for their dynamic#I've been thinking about their dynamic lately and how they'd get to dating#Chikara has had a few relationships in the past but being the primary engineer at the family business keeps her occupied a lot#so most of her relationships fizzled out#most of the time her partners probably broke up with her#Enter Cementoss who is nothing like any of the people she'd typical date#but oops her feelings are all mushy when did that happen?#Cementoss I imagine hasn't had a relationship#maybe in his teens but it was teen romance nothing dead serious or longterm#and like Chikara he never really thought he'd fall for her cuz she's so differnet to him#but oops now he's memorised the way she likes her hot drink and wants her to have a healthy work and personal life balance#Cementoss's kink is making sure his loved ones eat three meals a day get eight hours of sleep and drink water#change my mind#MHA#Cementoss#Chikara#MHA OC#Chiktoss
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maybe it's time for me to move on.............
#its been two months since the end of an eight month relationship and i havent so much as looked at a hot person in that time#i mean i've got a queer event in a couple weeks and i think thats The Place to meet someone because. realistically my gender is just-#-too complicated to date a straight girl#or a gay guy#so.#i've also learned my lesson about dating people i'm close friends with because that did not work out for me at all#really i just need like. a younger reincarnation of rafael silva to appear because he is the only person who will ever live up to my-#-obviously very high standards (i would date anyone who is morally decent and dresses nice if i thought they were interested)#while we're on this matter actually people who put no effort into how they dress is such a fucking ick#i went out to this thing a few weeks ago and there was a guy my age there and he asked me to dance (it was an Old Persons party hes a-#-family friends its a long story) but he was literally in a hoodie and i was wearing like a 400$ formal outfit#like man absolutely the fuck not this is a Nice Event why are you wearing *denim* what are you DOING#is it a bad idea to go to an event with the mindset of finding someone to be with by the way? because that is kind of how i'm thinking-#-about it but at the same time if i *dont* find anyone there that i connect with then that's fine. i mean all in good time cause at some-#-point i'm going to meet someone. i have enough faith in both my religion and my own person that i will meet someone who i like and who-#-likes me it just depends when that happens. idk i just feel like all my friends in relationships atm are dating to break up but i want to-#-find the person i'm going to marry someday. because i dont want to miss a single second with someone who will be the love of my life#ughhhhh idk#wait i just realised how long these tags are. shit i'm so single lmao#txt !!
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