#i love this cross over sm omggg

[str4ngr]

Hey,I would like to make a request for the obey me bros + side characters with an exchange student MC who was from Alice in borderland and was playing a game before they got transported to the devildom. She still remembers everything that happened in the Borderlands. You can make it as short as possible,no need to get into details,and if you can't do the side characters as well,then do only the brothers

THIS-

pause this is too fucking cool im in love with you ༝༚༝༚

took a soooo long sorry ಥ‿ಥ

i wasn't sure if it was romantic so i made platonic

cw: some graphic descriptions, foul language, all 7 brothers, gn! reader, pining/mostly platonic, cursing, first meeting⟶getting to know each other

side characters will be in another post !

Lucifer

⋆ He could feel something off with you, that constant inability to relax that radiated off of you.

⋆ It was expected for a human to be fearful, he knew that much, but that didn't change the gut feeling he had about your pursed lips

⋆ You were still mind boggled by the previous game that you played, the heads of people blowing up every other moment

⋆ How could you help it but believe this was just another game, a bit weird, but how weird can it be compared to the past?

"Are you alright?" Lucifers voice made you turn from your window quickly, the hairs on the back of your neck standing straight. Your eyes were wide, fearful yet prepared. "Why do you ask?" You shot back, prepared for an inadequate response from the demon of pride, too prideful to be honest, but his concern overwhelmed his devilish instinct, practically blurting out his answer, "You haven't adjusted well, and it's become quite worrying." Eyebrows furrowed you inspected his face, looking for the glitter of deceit that you expected to be there. But there was none. You sighed, shaking your head, "This is such a strange game," "Game?" "Yes game! What the hell else could this be after―" You stood baffled at Lucifers confusion, "are you serious?" He didn't speak a word, just squinted his eyes, his head ticking to the left a bit. "So you're not here to kill me? To try and torture me?" At this point, Lucifer looked completely lost, a bewildered look in his eyes as he listened to you speak, "Where are the cards? Or are you saying there are none?" Your voice squeaked, eyes burning as the realization made you knees falter, letting Lucifer step into your room to catch you, holding your shoulders up-right, "Is it over?" Although he wasn't sure of what you were talking about, he answered, "Yes."

Mammon

⋆ Tried to be his usual level of obnoxious, a childish way to cheer up the seemingly hyper-alert human.

⋆ To his dismay, his ego reeled with every suspicious glare you sent in his direction.

⋆ You never allowed him to get close to you, and within a week, he was absolutely determined to get you to be his friend. But his digging led him into a rabbit hole he couldn't have expected.

"C'mon!" He whined, pulling his tone to an irritatingly high pitch as he followed you in close steps to the secluded outdoor eating area. "Tell me, I know you wanna', I can see it in your eyes," He said with a tone of mockery, that of a mystic. He sat across from you, eyes trained on your grimacing face as you grinned like a fool. Secluded, alone, and without a single harm coming your way was new, especially after weeks of hell on earth. Mammon leans in closer, "Y'know I always see ya frown," Your rose your brow as his sudden observation, "y gotta' have a reason don't cha'? Besides, you're in the human-called hell now, it can't be that bad!" Your teeth grinded at the sentence, his carelessness, his lack of knowledge, his damn arrogance. "Ever heard of hell on fucking earth?" You seethed, brows knitting together, engraving wrinkles of anger into you forehead. You wanted to show him every ounce of pain, every scar, that 'wasn't as bad' as here. You knew you were being unfair, "Look, I don't need to explain to you, but I don't care what your game is, I'm not dealing with it." But he was relentless, all of lunch irritating you for your story, until you met your match. "Fine. I'll tell you, but don't vomit you pussy."

Leviathan

⋆ He was fairly knowledgable in the categories of fictional horror

⋆maybe he even recognized your little hint dropping, the way your eyes widened in shock at the poster of Arisu, who was inevitably his favorite character

⋆ His curiosity grew insatiable, and although he thought he would feel jealous, thinking about the storyline he was grateful.

"You were actually in Borderland???" Levi's jaw hits the floor as you give him an unamused look. "No I'm delusional," you sarcastically respond. Levi tries to muster a coherent response but he turns into a stuttering mess as he tries to ask every question all at once. "Yes I was really there--" "Did you meat Arisu?" Your face deadpans, in awe at the fact that his first question was about Arisu, but you couldn't help is when your lips curled, "Yes, yes I did," It was adorable how excited Levi was, he was so jealous you got to meet his favorite character. Your heart lightened, you felt better around the man who turned your darkness into some silly fangirling. You felt the tension of fear fall away as you talked more about your experiences, mentioning the horrors of the games for Levi to give you a comforting look, make some kind of bizarre joke to make you laugh in such a grim topic. It was a change that wasn't unwelcome, the cool blue light from the fishtanks in Levis room glistens over your skin as you chuckle at his awkward recover.

Satan

⋆ You were very cautious around the sharp tongued brother, afraid he was the trickster that Mira came to be.

⋆ While he most definitely wasn't as horrific, he was still calculating, and it made your skin crawl when you couldn't ever tell what he was thinking

⋆ But it was different for him, he saw through your fake smile, he saw the way you flinched at ever gory joke made by fellow devils.

Satan followed closely as you excused yourself from the classroom during a break. Your classmates had been humoring themselves on a cruel scene of forms of torture, causing you squirm in discomfort as the memories of your days, not even a month before, in Borderland. Truly, you felt that maybe before all of...that, you could have joined in their laughter, but no longer. Satan was surprised by your queasiness, since, to him, you seemed like someone who could laugh with the crowd. And now peaking his interest, he carefully walked behind you as he listened to your incoherent muttering, watching as you slip behind the stares to the under pocket. He was concerned, confused, and curious, he peaked around to see you curled up, hands on your ears as you closed your eyes, carefully calming yourself down. He stood in watch, not approaching closer, and not running away. Just waiting for the right time When you opened your eyes you saw him, peaking around the corner, eyes meeting suddenly. "What's wrong?" He asked casually, reading your eyes the best he could. "I think I've seen too much of the things that they only imagine," He ponders your words, mind branching out in infinite possibilities to your story, "How so?"

Asmodeus

⋆ The devil of lust was not new to reading people, especially when it came to pleasure and pain.

⋆ He read you like an open book, even if you tried to squeeze yourself into the walls out of paranoia.

⋆ Asmo wanted to welcome this new human as best as possible, but how would he do that without knowing what they were into?

⋆ He would quickly find out bloody vampires were not one.

"Oh you know you can tell me," Asmo's eyes gleamed seductively as he looked at your face of horror, blood dripping from his vampire teeth inserts and cape pulled to cover the lower half of his face. "Oh hell no," You responded, feeling the rise of a sour taste on the back of your tongue as you turned away, vicious memories of your last game, quite cannibalistic in summery. Your gut screamed at you for letting your guard down and coming to this psychopaths room, the one who constantly wanted to know too much. But too much was not your comfort as you learned to keep yourself away from another person, for your own sanity, but here there was a man who was so infatuated with physical contact he acted as though you were a magnet to his skin. You turned away from him to quickly rush to the bathroom, Asmo on your heels as he whined for an answer, "Oh, please, Sweetheart! Just a quick one would be nice!" He wailed, red-stained hand gripping your uniform. "I'm too curious!" Asmo continued to whine and nag at you for an answer to his curiosities, "How the actually hell do I explain that I saw people eat each other alive like last week." "What."

Belphegor

⋆ Your dark circles of sleepless nights gave way to his curiosity.

⋆ He was a man of good sleep after all, and of course he knew when someone wasn't having good sleep.

⋆ He wanted to help you, let you sleep peacefully from whatever was haunting your dreams.

You were on the couch, casually lying down while trying to keep your mind empty. Last night was the same as the nights before, not a blink of sleep, mind about to explode with paranoiac thoughts and nightmares. You were so exhausted, maybe your brain would finally give up and let you sleep. Belphie walked into the room, spotting you, as your made a pitiful attempt at a nap. It was obvious you were struggling, knitted brows, twitching fingers, all of your mind was over active. "Need some help?" His coarse voice cut through your thoughts, the sudden sound very unexpected. You gave him a confused look, "I can put you to sleep you know." He said nonchalantly, looking away from your direction. "Why the hell have you not told me earlier?" "I just started to looking at you, you know," "....Put me to sleep, asshole. " He shrugged, mirroring the soft smile that grew on your face, savoring the oddly friendly moment between two enemies. Well, now frenemies in his book, hopefully in yours as well, maybe your would say so when you woke up later.

Beelzebub

⋆ He quite literally helped you eat away your sadness.

⋆ Beel could tell something was up, so he would drag you to the kitchen, no questions asked, to just eat with him, or let him do a mukbang.

⋆ It was nice to not have someone up your ass about not telling your story.

"These are so good!" Beel exclaimed, starry eyed with his mouth full, letting you barely understand as you grinned, "I told you!" Having recommended cooking some of your favorite foods, and him happily agreeing, there was now platter after platter of meals, just for him and you. His face was slobbered and he happily ate the food the two of you just spent that last hours cooking, tasting and trying again, really taking your mind away from the stress and trauma of Borderland. "Maybe we'll have leftovers for once," Beel says, amazed at the pure quantity of the food sitting in front of him. You look at him, giving him a sarcastic look before breaking out into laughter. Be started laughing to, to his dismay, to choke on his food. Of course, like the great friend you were, you laughed first before asking if he needed help. Beel takes a big swallow, and after a moment of silence, bellows back into boisterous cackles, throat dry from the big bite. "We should do this more often," Beel smiled happily, looking at your with chipmunk cheeks full of food, rubbing his stomach as his calmed down n tried to sooth the pain from laughing too much, "Yeah, we should." You smiled, rubbing your sore cheeks.

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i hope this was good im sorry it was so long and took so long ಥ‿ಥ

anyways im excited for barbatos cause of his abilities hehe

ao3 - ScarletEvening

requestor ⤷ @yvonne67

[nikolais-eyepatch]

HI AFSA!!!

UHM, okay so i read that your in need of some requests??? if so, i'm your gal!!!!

may we get some dazai x gn reader, where the reader is clingy but is shy to start getting cuddly with dazai because they don't want to upset him with their clingyness??

tysm, have a wonderful day<3

omggg hiii! I love this sm sounds like me...I'm screaming rn , love u! stay safe love! Help this is kinda good-

Im gonna make this into hc's! and maybe a scenario? mhm yeah prob.

starting off I'm gonna go like this, you and dazai are cute together! you show obvious signs of caring of his well being verbally (for now) while he does it physically.

at first he dosent mind

as long as you love him and let him he's fine! Is what he tells himself...

but soon he starts getting touchy...and he notices that your tense, but he excuses it

you guys, it's dazai

he's one clingy man, he loves everything about you, your face, laugh, personality- he loves you!

but it gets to a point where he's like 'huhhh?!!!'

so whenever he intiates his touches he notices you just shy away, was it him?

eventually you talk it out and he has a whole 'what? no! don't be shy, doll! just do whatever feels right!' he lowkey says that cuz he cant wait til its mutual

now the two of you have established that problem! yippe!

only problem...he wont take his hands off you!

work? Hes distracting you with whines and pouts about how come you don't love him! Course you do, he's just dramatic!

eating? he's making you have some sort of contact- hand touching isnt enough- he needs to be on you or have you on him!

Like he won't even let you use the bathroom atp ( 🙄 )

Since u decided to be affectionate back whenever your litterly not touching for a hot sec he's so over the top! Ughh!

"Oh so you don't love me, belladonna?! I see how it is!" Dazai whines as you get off the bed trying to cling on to you, complaining.

" samu? What do you mean? " you question as you unwillingy get out of bed to try and retrieve the blanket that mysteriously ended up on the floor; most likely due to the man on your bed shuffling in the night.

As you pick it up and carry it as you walk to the bed you see an annoyed dazai as he crosses his arms and stares at you and you without saying know what he means.

With a loud sigh you comment "only for the blanket" as you get in the bed and wrap yourself around the blanket as you offer some to Dazai

He still doesn't budge as he stares at you and you just state at him as you inch closer and you put an arm around his waist as he sits on the bed meanwhile with you laying down, cold and shivering...man you should really turn on the heater, falls cold.

You then feel him slightly move as he decided to finally join you; though once he does he buried your head into the crook of his neck as he puts his chin on your head then slightly tilts his head as he smells the familiar scent of your shampoo then whined "bella...your so cruel...leaving me like that...you shall make it up by doing this with me.." Is the last thing you hear before you drift back to sleep again as you feel his hold get tighter and a sudden shift in movement as you feel a soft warmth on your forehead as you hear something along the lines of 'you're forgiven ♡'

[calholic]

NEW FAN HERE! 🤍

Can I request a Tom x Reader. Where they used to be childhood friends then got separated. But then she got famous and he saw him at an award show but she didn't recognize him but he did. And at the end they got together or something. It's more like a slow burn romance.

T. KAULITZ x READER

★ 𝐬𝐲𝐧𝐨𝐩𝐬𝐢𝐬: you unknowingly meet with your childhood friend after being separated.

★ 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠: swearing

★ 𝐚𝐮𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐫’𝐬 𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐞: i love this idea sm omggg 😍 my feeds been super dry and my fav writer hasn’t posted in weeks!! 😭 i wasn’t gonna post since i’ve been lazy but i figured you guys must be bored too, not having anything to read lately so here it is!! ❤️

when you were young, you lived in germany. you had a happy life there and lots of friends until your parent decided to move over to the states, but it wasn’t an easy process since you had already made many friends. you don’t remember much of germany now, only holding on to but and pieces of distant memories. your parents would tell you a lot about it though since they remember more than you. they told you about how you were best friends with another boy in your neighborhood and that when you left, he cried all day. you unfortunately don’t remember him at all but you try not to dwell on it since you were a major popstar now.

when your family left germany, your mom signed you up for tons of talent shows and pageants. you were enrolled in vocal lessons until one day you had your big break. many years later, you were a household name and almost everyone knew you. it was now present day and you were getting ready for an awards show. you heard that a german band would be there and you were excited to finally put your german to use. in the dressing room, you got your makeup done and got changed into a beautiful gown. you just knew you were going to get the award this time, after all you worked so hard to get to where you were.

you finally made your way to your seat and you greeted fellow celebrities. you were looking around for the german band but to no avail and before you knew it, the ceremony was starting.

awards after awards were announced before the ‘singer of the year’ award was presented. you were practically at the edge of your seat, praying your name would be called. your hands heart was almost beating out of your chest as the announcer opened her mouth. “and the award goes to… ______!” she said as the crowd all cheered and clapped. you were crying tears of joy as you walked up to the stage to receive your award. as you gave your speech, you noticed someone in the crowd that caught your eye. he was wearing clothes ten times his size and he had locs.

you thought he was cute and you two made eye contact for a split second before you finished your speech up and went back to your seat. after the ceremony was over, a lot of other celebrities walked up to you and started congratulating you. after that, you did a few interviews and headed to the after party, not before getting changed though. you slipped into something less formal and more casual and you were on your way.

surprisingly, you didn’t know many celebrities at all so you stood by yourself until a familiar face walked up to you. it was the cute boy you saw at the awards ceremony. “hi,” he said, studying your face. “hey,” you replied with a smile, glad that such a cute boy was talking to you. “what’s your name?” you asked him. he looked upset by that question and his expression changed. “oh, i’m tom,” he said.

you didn’t understand why he looked so upset and you thought it had something to do with you. “do you remember me?” he asked. you started thinking about everyone you’ve ever crossed paths with in your life but nothing came up. “i’m sorry, i really don’t. where do you know me from? have you heard one of my songs before?” you asked. he looked really upset now and let out a sigh. before he could say anything a bit with very big black hair walked up to tom. “tom what are you doing? let’s get some drinks!” he said before looking at you.

“hey isn’t that ______ from when we were kids?” you heard him whisper in german. you realized that he was in the german band that you had heard of. “well, talk to you later then,” tom said before leaving with his twin, his face filled with sadness. they left so quick that you couldn’t get a word in. you started thinking about your childhood, hoping to scrounge up some memories about a boy. you couldn’t think of anything until you thought about what the little boy that cried when you left for the states that your parents would talk about. you stood there for bit, trying to process what had just happened before going to catch up with tom.

you had felt bad for not remembering him so you figured you would go and apologize. the party venue was big so it took you a while before you found them. tom was by the couches, sitting with a girl. you don’t know why, but you were a little hurt. you watched him for a bit not knowing wha to do. this left you in an awkward position, you didn’t know whether to approach him anyway or just leave and hope to catch him some other time to apologize, you went with the second plan. before you left though you felt a hand on your shoulder. it was tom’s twin. “hey, ______,” he said.

you didn’t remember his name, “hey…?” you replied back. “wow, you really don’t remember me huh,” he said. “it’s bill,” you felt bad again for not remembering yet another name. “bill! right, sorry for not remembering. it’s been awhile,” you said awkwardly laughing.

“tom’s really upset isn’t he? i didn’t mean to hurt him, i seriously didn’t know. i remember a little now though, from what my parents tell me at least,” you explained to bill. “it’s alright haha he’ll get over it, maybe you should talk to him,” hills suggested. “well i tried but he’s a little occupied,” you said, pointing at tom on the couch with the girl. “he’s always like that by the way,” bill said. “i figured,” you replied.

“wanna get a drink?” bill asked. “i was about to go but sure,” you said, following him to the bar. you didn’t notice tom’s eyes following the two of you though. you and bill talked for a bit before he suggested going back to his hotel room. “i’m not looking to do anything i’ll regret, you know,” you said to bill. “oh! of course not? the party is just really loud and i want to get out of here,” he said. you sighed with relief before you got up and followed bill to his hotel.

at this point the both of you were already drunk. you guys started messing around in his room, you put some of bill’s clothes on and you guys tried on tom’s and raconteurs clothes for a bit. you were in the middle of impersonating tom and you didn’t notice the door opening. bill looked mortified and told you to turn around. you face dropped and turned super red when you’d aw tom behind you. bill immediately started laughing when he saw your face.

“uh…” you said not knowing what to do. you started undressing immediately, ripping tom’s clothes off your body as slipped back into yours. “i’m really drunk right now and we were wearing each others clothes and,” you kept on rambling before tom said something to bill. “why would you bring her here? the room is a mess!” he said to bill. he rolled his eyes and ignored tom before looking at you. “uh anyways i need to tell you something. i do remember you from when we were kids. my parents would tell me about you and how you cried when i moved,” you explained to tom.

“uhm anyways i should get back to my hotel,” you said before letting tom speak. “i’ll walk you,” he said. you shrugged, “why not?” you asked, leaving with tom. “bye ______” bill said. “do you remember the games we would as kids?” tom asked. “a little i suppose. thinking about it now i didn’t do much as a kid,” you said. “yeah, i remember i would always be the one to knock on your door,” he said. you both laughed as you walked. you looked at tom more and more and you couldn’t help but think he was extremely attractive, just your type.

“so bill tells me you’re a flirt,” you said to tom. “he did? oh yeah i guess, if a girl’s hot then i have to approach here, right?” he said. you weren’t the type to do one night stands. you’ve always wanted something that would last. “wouldn’t a solid relationship with someone be good too though?” you asked. “i guess, my last girlfriend cheated on me though,” he said. “sorry i guess?” you didn’t know what to say. you thought about how different tom was from when you guys were kids, he had really grown.

“why did you move anyway? i was really hurt when you left,” he said. “i dunno i guess my mom wanted to live in the states. did you kiss me or something?” you asked. “yeah, i missed you a lot. i even tried looking for you,” he said. “well now i feel bad for moving,” you said while laughing. “anyways my hotel’s right there,” you said, pointing to the building nearby. “wait, can i get your number?” he asked. “sure,” you said as you reached for his phone. you saw his contacts list and he had a lot of girls in there. as you walked up to your room, you were a bit disappointed by tom’s new personality, he really was a player.

you developed a crush on him over the past week, which you didn’t want to admit. he would call and text you all the time now, initiating hang outs just like when you two were kids. you decided to tell your friend cassie all about it at her house. “yeah so basically that’s how i met him again,” you said, finishing up your story. “oh i’ve heard about him, he’s really popular with the girls right?” she asked. “yeah, i saw his contacts list when he asked for my number and it was filled with girls,” you said, rolling your eyes.

“so are you gonna go for him then?” she asked. “i don’t know, it’s kinda weird right now. he’s always asking to hang out but at the same time, sleeping around with girls. maybe he only sees me as a friend,” you said, disappointed. you looked down at your phone and noticed a text from tom. “want to hang out at my place tonight?” read the text. “he’s asking me to hang again,” you told cassie. “you going?” she asked. “i can’t say no,” you said as you replied to his text with a smile. “they’re going back to germany soon, i don’t know what to do,” you said. “honestly shoot your shot, what’s the worst that could happen? if it doesn’t work he’ll be back in germany and you won’t have to see him,” she said. “that’s smart, i’ll probably do that then,” you said.

as you left cassie’s house, you called tom, asking about tonight’s plans. “want to get dinner?” he asked. “sure, pick me up in 30 minutes,” you said before hanging up. tonight was the night you were going to confess since he was leaving in a few days. you guys have spent the past 2 weeks together, tom decided to stay with you for a bit before going back to germany. you thought he must’ve been crushing too since he went to such lengths to be with you so your confession must be plausible. you got home to get ready, making sure you looked extra dolled up tonight.

tom locked you up right on time and he had already picked the restaurant. like a gentleman, he opened your door for you and you guys walked in. you noticed someone was staring at the two of you thought but you brushed it off as a fan. “what’re you getting?” he asked. “i don’t know everything sounds so good,” you said laughing. “i’ll get whatever you get,” he said as you blushed.

you decided to get a simple pasta dish and it turned out to be delicious. after you guys finished your food, you thought it was time to tell tom. “so tom, we’ve been spending a lot of time together building up our lost childhood memories and i just wanted to say that i“ before you could finish, the same girl you saw following the two of you appeared out of no where. apparently it was one of tom’s failed talking stages by the way they were talking to each other. tom was practically undressing her with his eyes, totally checking her out.

“what a coincidence to see you here tom!” she exclaimed and gave you a look. “not,” you thought in your head, she was totally stalking him, crazy bitch. you looked at tom, hoping he would brush her off or something and continue with dinner. he didn’t though but instead started talking to her leaving you in an awkward place. they were going at it for about 5 minutes before you decided to get up and leave. you didn’t say a word as tom called out for you. “______ wait!” he said.

you tried not to cry as you walked home and to make things worse it started raining. you had no umbrella, no car and most importantly, no tom. when you got home you went straight to bed. the next morning you woke up to calls from tom. he texted and called you multiple times but you just ignored them all and got up. you started making coffee before you got a call from bill and of course you answered. “oh hey bill,” you said, faking enthusiasm. “hey ______, you okay? tom told me that you weren’t answering your calls,” he said sounding worried.

“oh yeah uhm yeah. things are kinda weird right now. i don’t really want to see him anytime soon so,” you explained. “that idiot,” bill said and you could just tell he was rolling his eyes. “but yeah, tell me how the flight back goes okay?” you said before hanging up. you have up on your coffee and went back to bed, laying there for a few minutes. you heard the doorbell ring and you checked the peep hole. it was tom, the last thing you wanted to do was see him so you ignored it. he kept banging on the door and calling your name. “i know you’re in there!” he screamed. the neighbors started looking out to see what all the noise was.

you were starting to get embarrassed so you let him in. “what do you want?” you asked. “______ i’m really sorry about yesterday,” he started off with. “i got carried away seeing my ex and i just forgot all about out date, but i really like you. i wanted you to know before i left,” he said. “if you really like me then how did you forget about our date? i was literally sitting right in front of you,” tom looked sad and you didn’t understand why. if anyone should be said it should be you. “don’t look at me like that,” you said. “______, please,” he pleaded. “look. i like too but if you’re going to waste your time on other girls then just leave now,” you said.

“i promise ______, i won’t do it again,” he said. “really?” you asked. “really,” he said before looking at you with his puppy dog eyes, you couldn’t help but be persuaded. “whatever,” you said as you punched his shoulder with a smile. he broke into a smile too and gave you a hug. “come to germany with me,” he said suddenly. you wish you could but you were just starting a project. “i really can’t tom,” you frowned. “i’m going to be busy, but i’ll visit okay?” you said. he looked upset and you couldn’t help but feel bad.

a few months passed now and tom was still in germany and you were of course in the states. you still kept in touch with tom, but you had a surprise, you were going to visit him without his knowledge. bill was in on the plan and you had just gotten off the phone with him as you finished packing your bags. your flight was early tomorrow morning and you couldn’t wait. you didn’t sleep a wink that night since you were so excited and you couldn’t wait to get in the plane.

you woke up exhausted but you knew it would be worth it in the end you texted bill to tell him that you were on the way to the airport now. you boarded the plane and you were completely knocked out through the whole ride. bill met with you at the airport to give you a ride when you landed. he told you about how much tom had missed you and you were really glad he wanted to see you. when you got to tom’s house you opened the door slowly. he had his headphones in and he was sat facing away from on the kitchen table. you gently tapped his shoulder and his face when he turned around was one you wished you had taken a picture of.

he quickly sat up and gave you a hug, holding on tight to your waist. he spun you around before giving you kisses all over your face. “why didn’t you tell me you were coming?” he asked. “i wanted to surprise you!” you said while blushing. he gave you another hug before giving you a kiss. at this point bill was in his room, ignoring you two. tom showed you his room and you guys relaxed and unpacked before he showed you all the places you two would go to as kids before you guys went home and cuddled to bed.

[vagabond-umlaut]

HIIII KIT <333333 you said you were okay w selfship asks so!!!!! here i am :33

first of all >:3 i’m a sucker for the falls first/falls harder dynamic, so!!! in your selfships, who fell first and who fell harder?? 🎤🎤 or did you both fall at the same time??? i need to knowwww!!! 

anddddd i also . love & adore….. sun/moon pairings……… 👉👈 so i’d love to know where your selfships fall on that scale too!!! :3 i get sun vibes from you but i could see moon too…. super curious to hear abt this one hehe

anyway!!!! ily kit <3333 i hope sukugo r treating you nicely!!!!! feral cat men smh…

AAAHHH ARIIi, TYTYTY FOR SENDING ME THESE QUESTIONS! I SERIOUSLY LOVE ANSWERING ASKS ON MY SELFSHIPS SM— i'm hugging u so very tightly rn *mwah mwah mwah* @twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat

who fell first? who fell harder?

kitoru

honestly speaking, the lore of my ship w satoru changes w the seasons 🤭🤭 but acc to the information i hv as of summer 2024, i'm the one who fell first. and 'toru is the one who fell harder. i fell for him a very long time ago— back when i was in my mid teens and he was in his early twenties. but nothing romantic happened then– wtv hints i gave him either went over his head or he intentionally side-stepped them. and i js stopped giving him hints after one or two failed attempts, js staying happy with staring at him from afar, or yk, relishing wtv moments i used to get him as being one of his acquaintances... [he used to see me as a 'friend'. i nvr thought he cld see me as a 'friend', haha] but yk, when we grew up, i crossed quite some distance into my twenties and he too entered his late twenties— this is when the tectonic plates of our relationship slowly started shifting. i cld feel it, but i did not want to hope once again js to get heart-broken a second time— satoru, however, felt the shift like an earthquake. it's like, one moment he was thinking of me like he wld think of a friend, but then smthng happened, and he was like, "oh. this isn't how i think of shoko or nanami. oh. oh."— and well, let's js say, satoru was not rly in the mood for dating... he was more like, "omggg, ily! i'll take care of u! i'll make sure u hv a happy life! why don't we get married engaged, hm?" [i love my men a bit yandere 😂]

kitkuna

i think, mr. darcy's words fit sukuna and my dynamics the best 😄— “i was in the middle before i knew that i had begun.” we did not hv a very normal start to our relationship. sukuna js abducted me from my family and made me his queen. and i js became his queen and began to live in his temple or palace or fort or wtv. and yeah, we js started living together the way two ppl married as if for tax benefits start living together under the same roof. tht is it... except, tht doesn't stay tht is it for long. usually, i wld be content w some yummy food, interesting books, and nice comfy clothes— but over time, i began to notice i was feeling stuff other than js content. over time, this heavy feeling inside my chest began to grow lighter and i began to feel freer— and i realised, it was because of this freedom i was experiencing here. smthng i nvr got to experience when i was w my family— that place was rly good, yeah. i was treated rly well. but i felt more like ' a bird inside a golden cage' there. this observation changed my perception of sukuna from a housemate to smthng more amiable, perhaps smthng more affectionate, and i tried to get closer to him, inch by inch— actually millimetre by millimetre, 'cause i love to test the waters 1st then dip my toe into it— and then one fine day, when i wake up from an afternoon nap and i find sukuna sitting at the table, totally immersed in scrolls of poetry... an odd thing happens in my chest— which occurs again at dinner a few nights later... when i notice him eating as messily as ever— smthng which repeats when i catch him napping one day, akin a big cat lounging in the shade— a phenomenon which starts to happen multiple times a day very very soon... needless to say, i quickly diagnose it as a case of falling in love w my hubby 😌😌 as for sukuna... i don't rly think he feels love... he kidnapped me 'cause he was lwk intrigued by me. [idk why] he married me 'cause he grew highkey intrigued by me. [i still hv no idea why 😭😭] and he gave me space, never tried to be bad or scary to me 'cause he gave me some amt of respect as his wife, his queen [i nvr went to his court tho. i preferred drinking fruit juice and reading a good book in the shade of a tree] [were u able to guess i'm lazyyy] but then, one day, few weeks after i was able to extricate myself from my jumbled emotions and reach a definitive diagnosis— i found him snoozing under the same tree i take rest under, w a very amateurish book titled 'how do you know you are in love'— and i actually got rooted to the spot. and sukuna, heaven knows how, woke up while i was busy gaping at him. and he made an embarrassed face and dashed away— uraume later confirmed, their lord was feeling an odd thing in their chest; esp the last few weeks— roughly the same time as when i first encountered my symptom. later tht night, when i started subtly teasing him, calling us soulmates, he js put a blanket over my head to shut me up, but did not kill me— guess he loves me, huh 🤭🤭

who is the sun? who is the moon?

be it kitoru or kitkuna, i think i'm the moon, babes 😇😇 tho not a full moon. i'm more of a waxing crescent, methinks... 'cause i feel like i'm bright, but not bright enuf to light someone's path thru a forest at night... i js hv the potential, heh [i'm defo not the sun, babes 😅😅 i can be a lil grumpy and mean tbh, hahaha] satoru and sukuna, on the other hand... i think they are the sun in our dynamics. they can be both the comforting sun of chilly winter mornings, when i need them to be here for me, to hug me, to kiss me, to love me— and the scorching sun of a summer noon, ready to burn anyhting and everything which dares to bother me... [i love satoru and sukuna being a little crazy in their love for me 🥰🥰]

they're treating me pretty well so far, babes 🥰🥰🥰 and fr fr— feral cat men make me go insaneeee 😂😂😂

now i too wanna know ur answers to these same asks for ur selfships, my loveee 🤗🤗🤗 [no pressure tho!! only if u wanna ❤️❤️]

[sehodreams]

omggg thank u sm for ur response!! i’d love to know more of ur thoughts on toxic! boyfriend sungchan then when you have a chance because i’m really curious on how you see him like that…!!!! my brain is so rotted for sungchan, riize in general, and esp toxic riize >:)))))))) so i wanna know (when u have time) how he’d be in ur mind <3333

Oh honey, I wanted to add it too but I didn't know if maybe I was putting too much again 😅, but since you ask, here are some thoughts I've had (that might change since things can go differently when I write).

I wrote too much haha

What I understood from what you put was that Sungchan actively tried to make you lose weight, while, in my head, this boy LOVES your size, and he loves you and your body so much he starts to feel ashamed (because he also believes that liking you is somehow wrong).

Of course, he was the one who made your relationship official, but from the start, he was doubting his actions (and desire) a lot, and he'd convince you to keep your relationship lowkey with some x excuse, when, in reality, he just didn't want others to know much about you two together.

So, another thing that keeps happening, is that he only takes you on dates in places he knows he won't cross anyone from his circle, and if you end up going together to some place as a couple he'd be plainly cordial with you, close, but not enough for others to think ''wow, they're really a couple'' (I really liked the part in which you said something about him making you wear tight clothes since its something Pinching!Sungchan would do, but not the toxic!Sungchan I'm thinking about since he doesn't want you getting too much attention because that would attract attention over you two together as a result).

I imagine him making you feel insecure with more things, and perhaps, you wouldn't even notice these actions (because, in the end, you're still going on dates, he's still around you at reunions, and he's really close to you in the privacy of your room, repeating many times how he likes you and almost everything related to you, his precious girlfriend). Still, you'd get hurt with other comments about your body that he makes you believe he says out of worry from the bottom of his heart, but even if he talked a lot, in the end, he's the one buying you sweets, telling you to order food after fucking and staring at you with desire while you change clothes. With those comments, he makes you believe, even if not directly saying it (perhaps in a fight he'd loudly say it), that, in some way, you're the lucky one to be with him.

In bed, however, he's exactly like you said, he's such a giver, and when he feels you start to get weird (like suspicious of something that you can't clearly point is happening) he does everything for you to not think, things you even feel embarrassed about, like grabbing your rolls with force to make you meet his hips, pounding up into you while you're trying to not suffocate him with your chest (which he adores), and constantly eating you out until you're crying and assuring him that you love him too!

[pftones3482]

Omggg i just came back to tumblr after awhile and noticed youre posting SLOC again!!!

I was a huge fan back on fanfiction.net and I'm so exicted to see an updated (expanded?) verison!

genuinely a huge fan of your work and I cant wait to see more!

Lol updated AND expanded - I'll be adding in a few episodes I initially skipped over in the original, as well as a few that came out after I finished the original series (nothing post the episode What a Croc was out when I first finished SLOC). A few episodes will be removed as well, but no essential ones!

While I won't be redoing the big crossovers (I'm just no longer involved in those fandoms the way I used to be - I'll likely do a recap of them instead for any new readers), I do want to rewrite a lot of the original one-shot series as well. Not all of them - some of them I look back on and I just don't like at all and don't care to redo - but a decent chunk!

If you've been following me on AO3, you'll know that I've been posting SLOC oneshots in my fic The One Shot-inator - I'd love to be able to put them back in with their original series.

Also catch me over here creating my own Bex Cinematic Universe bc I will be keeping the Percy Jackson crossovers (PJO and PnF are the same in that they will always be my special interests), and I've also been considering writing a Rise!TMNT and SLOC crossover (and by considering I mean "its in the works currently") and if you really follow me you already know I've crossed over PJO with Rise so 😂 I'll just make them all overlap /hj

Anyway, that's a long winded rambling way of saying thank you sm for reading, I'm glad to see you back and I hope you enjoy the revamped fic!

[tobi-momo]

Cuddling With Them While They Game PT 2

a/n: kasjsdhakdjs pls- when i got this req i sqealed srsly i love it ty for this :p

Type: Headcanons

Genre: Fluff, crack???

Warnings: none :)

i made a part one with bakugou, kirishima, and todoroki!

he doesnt usually play games but when he does he tries his best and its so cute🥺

feel like he has game rage, but its like him trying to smile through the pain and act like he isnt mad💀

HE PLAYS CONSOLE KASKDJSAKD BUT NOT LIKE THE BEANBAG LIKE KIRI ITS CONSOLE WHERE HES ON THE FLOOR RIGHT UP CLOSE TO HIS TV SITTING AT THE FOOT OF HIS BED

KASSDSKHGDAK THATS SO CUTE PLS-

so imagine: you walking in his dorm room, expecting him to be studying or working on his technique, but instead you find him on the floor in front of his bed, a blanket covering his head as he presses the buttons ruthelessly while he whispers little curses at himself starting to get mad

you closing the door got his attention, so he invited you to sit next to him, so you do

at first it was a little awkward bc he wasnt sharing the blanket (you cant convince me he isnt a blanket hog you cant) and his eyes were glued to the tv screen like he forgot you were there

you started to get tired, your head drooping on his shoulder- his body goes absolutely stiff- like- midoryia.exe has stopped working youre gonna have to wait for him to windows 8 reboot

once he finally looks at you and youre like this close to falling asleep he turns your body away rq to move the blanket off his shoulder so your head can rest on his actual shoulder and the blanket is around you too

he usually doesnt have his mic on at all, and if it is he usually doesnt talk unless hes going along w a joke? iykwim?

i feel like he plays games like call of duty and halo (he loves animal crossing and sucks at among us) but he doesnt like when he sees them actually die? like the gore and stuff? idk he just gives those vibes yk? i feel like hed feel really bad kaskjdshad hed get over it tho

i cant really see him play minecraft, tho, i mean unless youre playing w him, i dont think he would play it by himself unless he was like building a fucking castle for you or sum-

but ya you start to go to his room more when he games to hang out and every. single. time. you. fall. asleep. he isnt complaining tho he loves your sleeping face :p

when you sleep on him he usually wrapss an arm around you and when he can presses little butterfly kisses on the top of your head and takes his hand to rub your arm up and down oml kdajsd pls-

he plays both computer and console i just think he plays he console a bit more?

ok this is a lil soft and maybe a bit ooc but i like if you were to come in while hes playing games you would sit down between his legs, your back to his chest while he plays

he would either rest his head on whatever is behind him or he would rest it on your shoulder (if youre more on the taller side)

and okokok i feel like if you were curious ab how the game works he would def let you play for him for a sec, he would guide yu on what the buttons do and what your tasks are yk? (again w the soft shi im sorry kasjhsdfjf *cri*)

he would keep an arm around your waist while letting you play or he would rub your thigh (maybe both kasdjshd) while he watches you play

if you get a lil frustrated he would totally tease you ab it then tell you how to do it right oml

if you get tired he would take the controller from you and let you sit back on him chest, resting on him while he games

he might turn the volume down a lil, but i also think he doesnt care that much LMFAO

i feel like he would rub your side a lil its almost tickly but hes a lil more firm than that yk?

he would keep his curses at a minimum although he doesnt have that much game rage at all bc again, he doesnt care, but ppl are stupid so he might get frustrated sometimes

once you fall asleep and hes been playing for a while he might just leave the game hes in and carry you to bed and get in with you

i dont think hes much of a cuddler at all but a little bit of contact is ok w him

but then you start to shift and scoot towards him in your sleep

until you are either completely ontop of him or your head is in the crook of his neck and hes just sitting there like 😐😤😒

but he warms up to it bc he wuvs you (read: hes fucking whipped)

ao he lazily puts an arm around you and bears it for a couple more hours

but when yall wake up he finds himself literally clinging to you KASDJHSALKDJ

he. plays. computer. end of conversation

he got the wasd game iykwim😩 (ill shut the door on my way out)

he absolutely loves it when you come to sit on his lap while he just- he loves it sm

he plays all types of games (except overwatch. you will not catch this man playing overwatch pls-)

i feel like you wouldnt run into him playing games he would always play them once youre with him in the room

he wants you to be w him while he games, he wants you to watch him or just be there

youd be laying on his bed, hust doing whatever, scrolling on your phone while you hear him set up

you love to cuddle him- i just KNOW hes amazing at it

so when you hear him clicking away and see him sit down you stand up and walk to him

he doesnt even have t look at you before he opens himself up to you to sit on his lap

you watch him play (and his hands kasjlsdh) and sometimes you ask him questions ab it- hed be happy to walk you through it and explain

if you wanna play he'll let you play, teaching you everything ab the character and shit

he is the most patient person on earth i KNOW

he doesnt get game rage

he is literally so stoic- so calm i swear

he doesnt use his mic like at all

HE LOVES PLAYING WITH YOU

teasing to the max th- its cute tho he isnt being a meanie

loves playing among us and animal crossing (he def plays)

yall usually go to your island bc he likes it more kasdslahd

and when hes the imposter? hes like fucking corpse i swear

if youre sleep he's literally a perfect pillow, plus the sound of him breathing while he rubs your back is-

momo.exe has stopped working

HE PLAYS BOTH COMPUTER AND CONSOLE EQUALLY

he uses the mic constantly and is kinda loud- but you dont hate it

he laughs a lot, and gets some game rage but its pretty controlle, he just gets butthurt sometimes :/

when you walk into his room he is getting so into it like he doesnt even notice even notice you come in

he only notices your presence when when you put your hand on his shoulder- he literally jumps

when he plays console he's on his bed, just laying there chillin so when you walk in and say hi he is sooo happy youre there w him omg

he just loves you presence

i imagine you climbing into bed w him and he continues to play his game although he loves it when you touch him (not to sound sexual at all he genuienly loves your touch)

and you up to his side- he wraps an arm around you, telling you how he missed you how mych he loves you (ksadksjhaksd)

when you fall asleep he turns the volume down and probably tones down his voice, although sometimes he jolts bc of some kind of mess up

but he manages to keep you asleep on him until he gets tired too- turning everything off and just wrapping you in arms (he'd prolly end up on your chest ngl)

on the computer when he plays you hesitate o cuddle ONLY bc od how much he moves, like you arent gonna be there comfortable for a while but eventually he calms down

he just gets nervous- his heart starts to beat rapidly and his leg bounces (same kaskh) espECIALLY when you straddle him oml he BREAKS

but he eventually calms down so its more comfy

when you fall asleep he will constantly press kisses on your head omggg

so soft kasdjhksajf pls-

i feel like he plays longer when hes on the computer so he would prlly still be on there when you wake up- looking absolutely dead insode aksjdshadl but you convince him to go to bed, bribing him with a 'i'll go too'

hes literally whipped for you :)

~.~.~.~

hope yall enjoyed a part 2-

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[tellywoodtrash]

immj2 03.04.21 lb

aryan is literalllllllly the fuckin dumbest. zero peripheral vision or gut feels.

lmaoooooooooooo yeah right, i’d like to see you shoot at vansh bhai, aryan. i really wanna see this lololololol.

lo aa bhi gaya vansh. (fuck he looks good in this shirt!!!!!! damn my stupid hormones making me horny for the absolute baaaaaaaaare minimum.)

ANGREEEEEEEEEEEE ZINDA HAIIIIIIIIII BHAGWAAN KA LAAKH LAAKH SHUKAR, MAIN MAHA MRITYUNJAYA JAAP KARWAUNGIIIII ISKE NAAM PAR

vansh [seeing an obviously shot angre]: angre, kya hua???

samosa khaate waqt ketchup kandhe pe gira diya........... DIKH NAHI RAHA HAI KI GOLI LAGI HAI TERE CHUTIYE BHAI KI WAJAAH SE?!?!!?! ANGRE DESERVES SO MUCH MORE THAN A FUCKING RAISE, MY GOD.

plan ke hisaaaaaaaaaab se. god i hate all the men in this show so much. angre honestly, why are you suchhhhhh a chaaatu for vansh’s ootpataaang plans?!?!

anyway long story short, vansh saw aryan spying, went and replaced all of aryan’s bullets with blanks, and sent the sms about riddhima being alive. LMAO DOES THAT MEAN HE ALSO CONNED A COOL 2 CR. OUTTA ARYAN?!?!!?! ASDKSADJLASKDJLKASDJKAS GOOD JOB, VANSHHHHHHHH.

angre like why i had to die for this tho???? oh angre, you sweet summer child. do you know NOTHING about your bhaiyya/bhaabi’s amaaaaaaazing relationship????? you think he’d give up a chance to emotionally manipulate her like this????

how’d the dumbass finalllllllllllllllly figure this is real riddhima tho??? also he has fully made his peace with treating his PREGNANT WIFE this way huh????

ishani/siya having a girly convo about siya’s “date”. ishani’s like “was it sizzling, burning, sensational?”

uhhhhhhhhh siya, if you’re feeling all these things, you should go see a gynaec. sounds like an STI to me.

this is a very creepy convo ishani is leading, about how far siya got with vyom. who wants such specific sexual details from their sister????????

asalkdjlaskjdlaskjdlaskljk ishani is like “men are like goats [....] they’re dumb. and women are powerful.” can’t say i disagree.

anyway this convo is really dumb and cringey and i can’t take it anymore. inke bhaiyya ka chutiyaapa dikhao, instead of this nonsense. 

angre is over the moon ki this is riddhima bhaabi itself, unaware that boss is fuming ki uska chutiya kat raha hai.

6 ghante 6 ghante 6 ghante blah blah blah FUCKING OUT WITH IT ALREADY

the only time i like vansh as a person is when he’s smirky over buddhu banaao-ing aryan. 

idhar aryan ne aake chugli kar di sabke saamne.

yeh anupriya ka kya hi chakkar hai, idgi. is she fr on vansh’s side now??????

riddhima khud entry maaar rahi, to prove aryan right.

everyone except siya’s reactions are like ugh, this bitch again 😒😒😒

LMAO VANSH/ANGREEEEE LOST RIDDHIMA AND SHE REACHED HOME BY THEN

ouff 10 min of dadi’s mafia queen reactions nonsense now.

lo vansh bhi aa gaya.

ASALKJDLASJDLSKAJDLKSAJDLKSAJDLKSALDKJLAS DADI STANDING ON THE STAIRS PULLING THAT KHAANDANI RIFLE ON HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I AM LEGIT LOSING IT LMAO.

ALSO ISHAANI IS STANDING BEHIND DADI, FULLY FOR IT. BAGAAAWATTTT KII PYAARI BEHENAA NE!

riddhima trying to interfere to save vansh (why???), and dadi’s like STFU B.

lol vansh playing stone cold stupid, like butter wouldn’t melt in his mouth.

he’s spinning yarn after yarn ki “YEH riddhima hai, WOH jisko maara woh humshakal thi. MERA PYAAAAAAAR WOULD NEVER GIVE ANY OF US DHOKAAAAAAAAAAAA.” pftttttttt.

vansh breaking it down for the truuuuuuuuuuuuuly stupid, ki he shot a girl who had riddhima’s face, she was dead, aryan confirmed it. now there’s a riddhima standing in front of all of them. thus............???????

bechaara aryan. bachpan mein thode aur badaam khaata toh shaayad itna bewakoof nahi hota.

lollipop girl is nodding appreciatively at all this drama; she’s honestly the most relatable character here. if i was a houseguest here, main bhi roz roz mazze looot rahi hoti in chutiyon ka.

le aryan ne phir bandook taan di riddhima par, to get her to uglofy the truth. ab toh isko pakka maar padne waali hai. remains to be seen by whom. hoping it’s vansh as per usual, but i shall take dadi also.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA RIDDHIMA’S LIKE ARYAN HAD KIDNAPPED ME. OMFG LOLLIPOP LADKI’S EXPRESSION AT THAT. SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE WANTS TO BE ADOPTED BY VANSH/RIDDHIMA’S DEVIOUS ASSES.

anyway riddhima flipped the whole damn game and is like dadi, aryan wanted to make you distrust vansh and that’s why he did all this and lmaoooooooo even vansh is a little stunned for a second or two and then jumps in and starts haan mein haan milaao-ing with wifey’s story.

ARYAN LIKE HEIN HEIN HEIN HO KYA RAHA HAI YEH SAB?!!?!?!? HAAAYE BECHAARA. SO SO STUPID HE IS. 

riddhima rubbing it in reallllllllll good in front of dadi ki aryan tried to killllllllll meeeeeeeee!!!!! and now aryan’s like bitch imma kill you both istg and got the gun on them.

LOLLIPOP LADKI’S AMAZING FACES LIKE GO ONNNNNNNNN, DOOOOOO ITTTTTTT, I’D LIKE TO SEE YOU DO IT, SIR. LMAO MAN I LOVE HER.

ASLKADJLAKSJDLASKJDLKSAJLDKJSLAKDJLAS DADI’S GOT HER GUN SET ON ARYAN NOW!!!!!!!!!!! honestly, this whole family is just so fucking dysfunctional, there needs to be a wholeass team of mental health specialists monitoring them and writing case reports about them at all times.

vansh trying to talk aryan down and got shot in the arm for it. pehli baar aryan ne zindagi mein kuch sahi kiya hai.

LOLLIPOP GIRL IS HORNY AT THAT ALSO. MAN SHE’S SUCH A WHORE FOR DRAMAAAAAAAAA AND I FULLY RELATE TO IT.

oh goddamnit. he didn’t get shot. coz aryan sucks at aiming, just like he does at everything else.

ASLKJFDSLKJFLSDKJFLDSKJFLKDSJ VANSH STALKED UP TO HIM AND WAS LIKE “TUMHARA NISHAANA HAMESHA SE HI KHARAAB THA” AND GAVE HIM ONE SOLID SOCK TO THE JAW FOR THAT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

someone make rrahul trim his damn beard, that thing is like a foot off his face. there must be whole ass beehives and civilizations inhabiting it.

aryan passing by dadi and is like you’re making a big mistake believing vansh/riddhima and their lying asses. and what did he get for that? one jhaapad from dadi also. lol. just not his dayyyyyyyyyyy, man.

LOLLIPOP GIRL’S SMIRKING AND HAS HER ARMS CROSSED AND I LEGIT ONLY CARE FOR HER REACTION SHOTS IN THIS SHOW NOW, LITERALLY NO ONE ELSE.

oh shit dadi is throwing aryan out the house. does he have anyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy skills to fend for himself outside this place? he’s gonna die in like 15 minutes.

dadi warning vansh ki if aryan’s baat sahi nikli, she gonna murder his and riddhima’s asses too. hey vansh??? now would be a good time to take your 5000 cr. and fuck off outta this crazy house rn.

riddhima can’t stop reliving angre’s death.

vansh’s here and just sooooooooooo cool about it. shouldn’t that tip her off?!?!?!?!

she’s like BITCH WHY ARE YOU SUCH A PSYCHOPATH, YOUR BEST FRIEND IS DEAD AND YOU’RE LIKE MEH????? HE DIED FOR YOU.

ohohohohohohoho ofc, he’s like he didn’t die for ME, he died for YOU. you and your dhoka are why he’s dead. today angre’s dead, tomorrow it’ll be me. waaaaaaaaaaah bhai. amazingggggggggg manipulation only. you should write papers and give TED talks about it, that’s how much of an expert you are at this.

do not tellllllllllllllllllllllllllll me she falls for this shit. pls god do not.

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HER BRAIN FINALLY WORKED!!!!!!!!!!! SHE’S LIKE IF ARYAN’S SUCHHHHHHHHHHH A POOR SHOT THAT HE COULDN’T HIT YOU WHEN YOU WERE LIKE 5 FEET AWAY FROM HIM, HOW TF DID HE GET ANGRE RIGHT IN THE FUCKING HEART FROM SO FAR AWAY?????????? YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SIS, THIS THE KINDA SHIT I’VE BEEN WANTING TO SEE FROM YOU FOR AGES NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.

lol vansh is really pushing on the 6 ghante thing and she’s like ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, i get it now.

toh ofc he has to resort to sexy fuckery and pulls her under the shower to seduce it outta her.

riddhima don’t think with her pussy no more. she’s like you want the truth????/ i gotta confirm some shit first. took the gun (which he’d taken from aryan earlier) and left.

yup she went outside and found a blood ka packet. lolllllllllllllllllll vansh ki khairrrrrrrrrrrr nahi ab.

sopping wet saiyyaan is like what youuuuuuuu doing??? and she pulled the gun on him. bwahahahahaha. sis not so much of an idiot anymore.

LMAO SHE SHOT AT HIMMMMMM AND HE CAN’T BELIEVE IT. I LOVE ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT.

she’s like bitch you and your lies and your dhokasssssssssss.

oh dang she fully called out his game, from sending aryan to manipulating her into being guilty for angre’s death. MANNNNNNNN, WHY DIDN’T WE HAVE THIS RIDDHIMA FROM THE FUCKING START????????????

oh now he’s gaslighting her about the dhoka. he’s got some nerve. i swear to god he’s asking to be shot for reals.

she’s like you know what, i woulda told you, but now, after all this fuckery, imma take it to the grave. bwahahahahahhahaha, i love it. exactly what my petty ass would do.

challenge challenge challenge and tashan waala walk-off. lol, what’s the point, tum dono ko jaana toh ek hi kamre mein hai.

ishani’s freaking the fuck out at angre’s haalat. oh damn. she really does love him!!!!

angre’s all mehhh, it’s part of the job, and OMG YES ISHANI IS LOSING HER SHIT AT VANSH BHAI’S CONSTANT CONTROL OF THEIR LIVES!!!!! FINALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

“tum pehle mere husband ho, phir unke bodyguard!!!!!!!! HE HAS TO UNDERSTAND HIS LIMITS!!!!!!” OMGGG  YESSSSSSSSSSS QUEEEEEEEENNNNNN BURN IT ALL TO THE GROUND. LEAVE THIS HOUSE WITH YOUR BOY AND NEVER LOOK BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

idhar riddhima and vansh seem to have made up???? she’s waking him up cheekily, and he’s all “good morning to youuuuu too, my love. 😏😏😏” they fucked in the night, for sho.

he’s like is this love or repentence for yest? and she’s like bitch tf i got to repent for????

lmao the way she’s staring at him as he drinks his coffee makes me think she’s poisoned it. or spat in it, at the very least.

standard pulling and falling and sexy stuff. lol these two are so dysfunctional. constantly trying to sex the other into submission. at least it’s more equal now, than just him making all the moves.

yeah, she’s doing all this shit to protect him from some shit FOR SURE. ugh yaaaaar. oh well, at least she got some chracter development outta it.

lol he got mad at her for not melting at his do takke ka seduction. son, you thought a bloody forehead kiss was enough? we’re not saying SHIT for less than 3 orgasms.

riddhima cooolyyyy regarding jeeta-jaata chalta-phirta angre, who thankfully has some sharam for his actions.

she’s like don’t worry, i’m not mad at you, i know vansh put you up to it; and he’s like yeah you know i have zero self respect when it comes to vansh bhai. he says jump, i ask how high.

and she’s like you’re your own person dude. and i hope you’ll one day realize that and do what you think is right, not just what vansh tells you to. DUDE I CANNOT BELIEVE THEY DIDN’T GIVE US THIS RIDDHIMA TILL NOW. 

asdkljlaskjdlaskjdlaskjdlaksjdlkasj vansh speaking chinese was really not necessary but....... lol ok.

wtf even is this black box, dude?????? like.............. you know what, idec anymore. nothing in this show is worth wasting brain cells over.

snort, vansh assures his shady business friends that the black box is in safe hands, and instantly riddhima comes and picks it up from the table.

some sultry talk about love and war as they keep taking the box from each other. lol man you’re both so fucking lame.

anyway he put it in the safe and is being patronizing to her, and she’s like be careful at how you play this........ “kahin meri dukhti ragg pe haath na lag jaaye....” OH DAMN. DUDE. I THINK SHE’S LOST THE BABY OR SOMETHING. IT HAS TO BE SOMETHING THAT’S HURT HER MASSIVELY TO BRING ABOUT SUCH A DRASTIC CHANGE (OTHER THAN THE SHOW MOVING FROM TV TO ONLINE)

asldkjsaldjlskadjlksadjlksajd she’s threatening to tell dadi that he played this whole farce in front of her and he’s like U WOT MATEEEE

anyway both of them smilingly fucking each other up about 6 ghante ka raaz and how the other one will lose. man, y’all need SO MUCH THERAPY.

riddhima’s here talking to stupid shunya fucker; and he’s just laughing and talking about his stupid saxophone.

he’s all only the two of us know about this deal we have, no one else in the worldddddddddd knows......

and she’s like actually................................. there’s a third person.

cut to: MY DIL JAAN JIGAR KA TUDKA KABIR, STILL IN CHAINS, SCREAMING RIDDHIMA’S NAME, AND GROWLING ABOUT HOW VANSH WILL KILL HER WHEN HE FINDS OUT HER SECRET.

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh boy. why did she have to tell vyom that kabir knows? now vyom’s gonna try and kill kabir for sure and i want the reverse to happen!!!!!!!! please god gimme some #kava love where vansh saves kabir from vyom to make up for that one time kabir saved his life from chang!!!!!! i just want my two boys together!!!!!!!!!

precap: same old chutiyapa. vansh got her fingerprints off a glass to open her phone; she tries to steal the black box from his secret room and he catches her. abbe yaaaaaaaaaaaaar.