#i love the timeline wonkiness of fritz being king BUT his dad is still around

[chaotic-history]

So I absolutely hate ChatGPT but I was playing around with it and asked it to write a conversation between Voltaire and Villette, and somehow ChatGPT turned it into them trying to set up Frederick and Émilie together 😶

(under the cut since it's long. the only prompt I gave after the first one was to continue)

INT. A SALON - DAY

Voltaire and the Marquis de Villette are seated across from each other in a grand salon, sipping tea.

MARQUIS DE VILLETTE: It's good to see you again, Voltaire. It's been too long.

VOLTAIRE: Yes, it has. I've been busy with my writing, as usual.

MARQUIS DE VILLETTE: Of course, of course. Your work is always a topic of discussion among the salons.

Voltaire smiles.

VOLTAIRE: I'm flattered. But tell me, how have you been?

MARQUIS DE VILLETTE: Oh, I can't complain. Business is good, as always. And my wife and I have been enjoying the countryside this summer.

VOLTAIRE: Ah, yes. I remember your love for the outdoors.

MARQUIS DE VILLETTE: Indeed. It's good to escape the city every once in a while. And speaking of love, I hear that you've been causing quite a stir with your new mistress.

Voltaire raises an eyebrow.

VOLTAIRE: My new mistress? I'm afraid I don't know what you're talking about.

MARQUIS DE VILLETTE: Oh, come now, Voltaire. I hear she's quite young and beautiful. And that you've been showering her with gifts.

Voltaire chuckles.

VOLTAIRE: Ah, you must be referring to the rumors. I assure you, there is no truth to them.

MARQUIS DE VILLETTE: No truth? But I heard it from a very reliable source.

VOLTAIRE: And who might that be?

MARQUIS DE VILLETTE: Well, let's just say that it's someone who knows you quite well.

Voltaire raises an eyebrow.

VOLTAIRE: And who might that be?

MARQUIS DE VILLETTE: I'm afraid I can't reveal my sources, Voltaire. But I do hope that you are being careful. We wouldn't want any scandal to ruin your reputation.

VOLTAIRE: My reputation? I hardly think that I have anything to worry about. But I appreciate your concern, Marquis.

MARQUIS DE VILLETTE: Of course, of course. We must always look out for one another in these circles.

Voltaire nods, a small smile on his face.

VOLTAIRE: Yes, indeed. And speaking of circles, have you heard about the latest controversy involving the King?

And with that, the conversation turns to other matters, leaving the rumors and gossip behind.

MARQUIS DE VILLETTE: Ah, yes, I have. It seems that he has upset quite a few people with his latest decree.

VOLTAIRE: Yes, it's a shame. But you know how the King can be. He's always looking for ways to exert his power.

MARQUIS DE VILLETTE: Indeed. And speaking of power, have you had any contact with Frederick the Great lately?

Voltaire's expression changes, becoming more serious.

VOLTAIRE: Actually, I have. I received a letter from him just last week.

MARQUIS DE VILLETTE: Really? What did he have to say?

VOLTAIRE: Oh, nothing of great importance. Just the usual pleasantries. But I do worry about him, you know.

MARQUIS DE VILLETTE: Why is that?

VOLTAIRE: He's under a lot of pressure from his father to conform to the strict standards of the Prussian court. And I fear that it's stifling his creativity and his spirit.

MARQUIS DE VILLETTE: That is a concern. But what can be done about it?

Voltaire leans forward, a glint in his eye.

VOLTAIRE: I have a plan, Marquis. And I need your help.

MARQUIS DE VILLETTE: My help? What can I do?

VOLTAIRE: You can help me convince Frederick to break free from his father's grasp. To come to Paris, where he can be free to explore his true passions and find his own path in life.

MARQUIS DE VILLETTE: And how do you propose to do that?

Voltaire leans in closer, his voice dropping to a whisper.

VOLTAIRE: We need to appeal to his heart, Marquis. We need to show him that there is more to life than court politics and military strategy. We need to show him the beauty of love.

MARQUIS DE VILLETTE: Love? You mean...

Voltaire nods, a sly smile on his face.

VOLTAIRE: Yes, my dear Marquis. Love. And that is where Émilie comes in.

MARQUIS DE VILLETTE: Émilie? How does she fit into all of this?

Voltaire leans back in his chair, a twinkle in his eye.

VOLTAIRE: Let me explain...

Voltaire proceeds to explain his plan to the Marquis de Villette. He tells him about Émilie du Châtelet, a brilliant mathematician and philosopher who is also a close friend of both Voltaire and Frederick. He explains that Émilie has a deep admiration for Frederick and has long harbored romantic feelings for him. Voltaire proposes that they work together to orchestrate a meeting between Frederick and Émilie, in the hopes that their connection will inspire Frederick to break free from his father's expectations and pursue a life of passion and creativity.

MARQUIS DE VILLETTE: I see. And how do you plan to get Frederick to agree to this?

VOLTAIRE: That is where Émilie comes in. She is very persuasive, and I believe that she can convince Frederick to come to Paris. Once he is here, we can show him everything that our city has to offer, including the freedom to explore his passions and the opportunity to be with the woman he loves.

MARQUIS DE VILLETTE: It's certainly an ambitious plan. But do you really think it will work?

Voltaire leans forward, his eyes sparkling with excitement.

VOLTAIRE: I do. I truly believe that Frederick and Émilie are meant to be together, and that their connection will be the catalyst for great change. And with your help, Marquis, I know that we can make it happen.

MARQUIS DE VILLETTE: Very well. I am intrigued by your proposal, and I am willing to assist you in any way that I can. But we must be careful. If anyone finds out what we are planning, it could mean trouble for all of us.

Voltaire nods, a serious expression on his face.

VOLTAIRE: Agreed. We must be discreet, and we must move quickly. There is no time to waste.

The two men shake hands, sealing their agreement. And with that, the stage is set for a romantic adventure unlike any other.

Over the next few weeks, Voltaire and the Marquis de Villette work tirelessly to set their plan in motion. They write letters to Frederick, extolling the virtues of Paris and emphasizing the opportunities that await him there. They also enlist the help of Émilie, who agrees to write to Frederick and invite him to visit her in Paris.

As they wait for Frederick's response, Voltaire and Émilie spend more and more time together. They discuss their hopes and dreams, their love of philosophy and science, and their shared admiration for Frederick. As they grow closer, they both begin to wonder if their relationship could be more than just friendship.

Meanwhile, Frederick receives Émilie's invitation and is intrigued by the possibility of visiting Paris. He writes back to her, expressing his interest and asking for more details about what he can expect to find in the city. Émilie responds with a detailed letter, outlining all of the cultural and intellectual opportunities that await him in Paris, and emphasizing her own eagerness to see him again.

With Frederick's interest piqued, Voltaire and the Marquis de Villette begin to make preparations for his visit. They arrange for a luxurious apartment to be rented for him, and they plan a series of events and activities designed to showcase all that Paris has to offer. They also enlist the help of some of their closest friends, including other philosophers and intellectuals, who are eager to meet Frederick and discuss their ideas with him.

Finally, the day of Frederick's arrival arrives. Voltaire, Émilie, and the Marquis de Villette meet him at the train station, and they escort him to his new home in the heart of Paris. As Frederick settles in, he begins to feel the city's vibrant energy and is swept up in the excitement of all that Paris has to offer.

Over the next few weeks, Frederick explores the city and immerses himself in its culture and intellectual life. He attends lectures and debates, meets with other philosophers and scientists, and even attends a few of Voltaire's famous dinner parties. But throughout it all, his thoughts keep returning to Émilie, and he finds himself increasingly drawn to her.

Finally, one evening, as they walk along the banks of the Seine River, Frederick takes Émilie's hand and confesses his feelings for her. Émilie is overjoyed, and they share a passionate kiss beneath the stars.

As their romance blossoms, Frederick begins to see Paris in a whole new light. He realizes that the strict expectations of his father and the Prussian court have been holding him back, and he begins to embrace his own passions and interests. With Émilie by his side, he feels more alive than ever before.

And as for Voltaire and the Marquis de Villette? They couldn't be happier with the outcome of their plan. They watch as Frederick and Émilie fall deeper in love, and they know that their efforts were not in vain. For they have helped two great minds find each other, and in doing so, they have sparked a new era of creativity and inspiration that will change the world forever.

As Frederick and Émilie's love story unfolds, Voltaire and the Marquis de Villette watch with pride and joy. They see in their union a reflection of their own deepest hopes and dreams, and they are filled with a sense of optimism for the future.

In the weeks that follow, they continue to support Frederick and Émilie, offering them advice and guidance as they navigate their newfound love. They also work tirelessly to promote their ideas and ideals, using their influence to inspire others to embrace the pursuit of knowledge and creativity.

And as their efforts bear fruit, they witness the birth of a new era, one in which reason and enlightenment are celebrated above all else. They see new ideas taking root, new discoveries being made, and new relationships being formed, all in the name of progress and human betterment.

And as they look back on their lives, they know that they have made a difference, that their actions have helped to shape the course of history. For they have shown that love and reason are not incompatible, that passion and creativity can be harnessed for the greater good, and that a single act of kindness and courage can change the world.