#i love team delusional

[isjasz]

[mob killing noises] BAM!!!!1111!!

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

"You and me, Ethan. Together we go save Rose, and then we can grind Miranda into paste!"

[teatitty]

You ever just miss when they were allowed to be stupid. Not a single braincell between them. Kakashi electrocuting them peak comedy for me I live for those silly gags in anime [credit for this vid goes to ksn_toast on twitter]

[v8mpvrse]

“4 realistic mitch marner trades” the leafs would never trade that man bc he’s one of the main reasons the leafs aren’t a bottom tier team having tea and biscuits with the 23-24 san jose sharks.

[michibites]

im,, exhausted,,,just gonna,,nap

[tinylittlelilac]

I’m looking to hire a hitman to kill this thing if you have any information dm me

[bethgreeneprevails]

I AM DECEASED. EMILY YOU’RE KILLING US😫

[serpentthecrow]

I'm so sorry, but...

Aegon II. : (s2 trailer) To war then!

Team Black stans: (watching s2 trailer) Omg look how bad Aegon is it's like it's all a joke to him!

Meanwhile somewhere on the beginning of s1:

Otto: (on Dragonstone) To choose violence here would be to declare war against your king.

Daemon: Wonderful!

[marvelstarwarshero]

Still not over Beth practically being Judith's first mother and everyone just never mentioning her again 💔

And as much as I absolutely love Judith and Michonne's relationship, Judith's braid better be for Beth

[rakkuntoast]

just watched Phil's vod of today and he and forever talked to e/o. philever might be dead but q!sugarduo still goes strong

(I know that bit probably wasn't entirely in character but nice seeing them trust each other even after the wedding thing happened. your honor the divorced dads are still friends, thank you q-mmunication smp)

[lil-xiao-200bc]

the more i think about the similarities between bkdk and damianya the more i realize how bad i have it for tsundere + oblivious pairs with rivals to friends to lovers dynamics

i mean they’re both competing at the most prestigious school in their region… with one of them SOMEHOW making it into the school and getting under their skin for having the same goal of being the best (#1 hero/ imperial scholar)…… and unfortunately their moms get along to the tsunderes despair…. and the “oblivious” one has a secret power whose origin cannot be known to anyone…… like should i keep going?

[dirtytransmasc]

" advice him to Wed laena " yeah like coryls would choose rhae*nyra illegitimate brats over his true blooded grandkids 😭💀

honestly yeah. if he had true blood on the throne through Laena, he would refuse to allow Rhaenyra to be the heir with her bastards, when his true grandchildren could proceed his daughter and his daughters children, so on and so forth. he only supports her in the show because it's the only way to get his name anywhere near the throne even if the boys are illegitimate.

the war would probably end a lot quicker and a lot messier for Rhaenyra and her children had Viserys married Laena, she would have stood no chance. I don't even think she could have any part of the realm on her side, no matter their oaths to her, because Viserys and Laena's children would have a much stronger claim.

[grxnthxnry]

Bethyl (Taylor’s Version) Playlist

Just a little something for my Bethyl and Swiftie heart to feel all the love and emotions this ship to enjoy and proliferate. The playlist tells an abstract story about these two, it’s up to you how the story plays out.

[the-dragon-dreamer]

MOTHERS?!?!

[kwop-kilawtley]

you can talk your shit about team Jacob people all you want but at least we’re not abiding by and happy with a racist, classist, oppressive, abusive narrative that kills off the main character under the guise of a “fairytale love story.” sorry but team edwards anti jacobs are fucking gullible 💀

[itsblasttothepast]

Things that I find weird about what's happening in the F1 game of chairs (and my conspiracy theories related to those):

Carlos Sainz still not deciding which team is better for him. I imagine Carlos with roses (blue for Williams, green for Audi, pink for Alpine, white for Mercedes - Haas is no longer available) and deciding in the end RBR.

The fact that for the past two weeks Helmut Marko hasn't stopped talking about Checo, being hot and cold all the time. First he says they hope he can get into the shape he was at the beginning of the season, then saying he's mentally weak.... and here, I have to take a break from this point to say:

Of course he's not in his best shape, with everyone saying awful things all the time, he just crashed, tried to regroup, and everyone keeps firing him!! What do you expect, uh? He's trying to mantain his sanity, playing nice with all the reporters and ex-drivers who keep shitting on him! Ugh, try to do your job with everyone criticizing all the time with horrible and racist comments.

... sorry, continuing, then he says RBR wants Checo to be back in top form, then he says that 'older drivers should give space to the new talents in RBR', ironic since he's like 1000 years old and he's still here! And also keeps lashing out at people who defends Checo and shows how RBR is toxic (like Pierre Gasly and Juan Pablo Montoya). Anyway, it's very strange, I just know that tomorrow, when I open FB, I'll see another interview with him saying something lukewarm about Checo (since today was rude, tomorrow is the lukewarm turn).

Totto Wolff saying over and over that they're waiting for Max to come to Mercedes, and that they're still hoping he does for 2025. Apparently Totto and Jos are besties now, and Jos wants Max out of RBR because they're not longer the best team with the best car. Seemingly they're postponing the decision for Mercedes' new driver until september (I imagine here Totto making everything in his power to entice Max).

How in the last days the RBR social networks have included Checo. For the last two or three races, the content in their social media has focused on Max, on ex-drivers or their academy kids, barely any Checo content. But since last week, now they have included many videos with Checo (old and new), posting his pictures, even mentioning the whole 'Couple Goals' award.

Horner being all chummy with Checo in Goodwood. I was expecting a little coldness, but he seemed in good spirits with Checo, they all looked like they actually get along.

So, in my deluded mind, this means that this isn't about Checo, but about Max. RBR wants Max, Mercedes wants Max, they have to experiment with Checo to give Max the best settings (and this is something probably Checo agreed on, so I can't say anything about it), Mercedes is catching up just when Lewis is leaving to entice Max... in conclusion, two possible outcomes:

Carlos goes to Mercedes because Max doesn't leave RBR (and Totto decided to wait on Kimi another year or two maybe).

Max moves to Mercedes with the best car argument, and Carlos goes to RBR.

And in those, Checo is still there, making haters hate.

Or, the third option:

3. CHECO GOES TO AUDI WITH NICOOOOO

Remember, this is just my weird thoughts, no need to call me names (again).