#i love secretary birds

[unknown-smudge]

Show me the most powerful bird (attach a picture, you coward) /@i-send-you-random-asks

YOU PEOPLE CAN PRY SECRETARY BIRDS OUT OF MY COLD DEAD HANDS.

They TAP-DANCE on snakes, have a cool name, look cool, and I remember them from wild krats.

THEY TAP DANCE ON SNAAKES

[franofgreengables]

@headless-horsepossum can you look at a secretary bird and not think of Henry? Cause I sure can't. 🦎

[smallerdelusions]

Dinovember Day 19: Phorusrhacos

[plushieanimals]

hansa 7639- Secretary Bird 🪶

[arkiwii]

My favorite arknights bird girlie is Erato. Do you have any thoughts on her?

Erato is one of the very few Liberi operators that I've been sleeping on (get it get it), because she wasn't introduced in an event and there's no content about her so far (I don't think we ever got a Minos event?). So what I know about her is the basics, that she's related to Pallas and she's a bard counting the stories of the Minoan heroes... Mmmh, she got an operator record not long ago. Imma read this and her files, and I'll get back to you very soon in a reblog to lay my thoughts

[zerrart]

cute little gryphon

[dragoncarrion]

have you guys seen this shit

[darklight-owl]

Worst thing the mental illness did was stop me from working on CoU. Absolutely CRIMINAL. You guys could have known who Amala is by now

[mrcatzz]

I just think their neat :3

[silicacid]

erato's tap animation is so cute definitely dont have any connection at all with how secretary bird kill their prey by stomping them to death

[sakew-region]

#74: Secrapose- Evolves from Crubust when exposed to a sun stone during the day. This bird Pokémon cannot fly, despite having feathers. Instead, these feathers seem to exist to more efficiently soak up heat from the sun. This Pokémon’s long legs are extremely strong, able to drive away whole packs of Mightyena and allowing Secrapose to run up to 95 MpH. Secrapose can heat up its head crest to incredibly hot temperatures and set it ablaze to intimidate foes and rivals. Secrapose pairs mate for life, raising their Crubust chicks in the same nest on the ground for years. At night, Secrapose is vulnerable and its fire powers are weaker. The ancient Sakewian peoples considered this Pokémon to be messengers sent by their sun god. Owning a Secrapose was a reserved for royalty and religious figures, and harming one was taboo. (Name from “secretary bird” and “pose”)

[ratdetector-x26]

Get em!

[battybiologist]

I love secretary birds, they're like those bad cartoon animal women's designs where they really want to make sure that this animal is bangable by human standards

The half-lidded seductive look. The pattern that looks like makeup. The long feathers on its head because "long hair = femininity". The thigh gap. The fucking runway model walk. The only things missing are the pair of pseudoboobs and the eyelashes. 10/10, tell another one

[eldritchstorm-is-a-art-blog]

bird hand :)

[mynameis-a]

birds are so cool

shoutout to all birds

you guys rock

[doomhope]

[ID: A woodblock print depicting a secretary bird standing in tall grass beneath a large sun. The bird is tall with mostly white feathers tipped with black, long black feathers poking out along the back of its neck, and a large spot of red-orange around its eye. The print is in orange, red, and black on tan, textured paper. End ID]