#i love my troubled gay kids | mun / ooc.

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cue me desperately hoping for a part 3 because i realized something

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🖖- What “Fandoms” would your muse belong to?

//OOC: mun got a little carried away, so some is under a cut to spare my dash the trouble of the obnoxious length :3 forgive meee! Also, trigger warning! Mention of rape & murder & drugs under the cut. Be careful friends! Stay mentally healthy! Also spoiler alerts for a couple shows in case you watch and don’t wanna be spoiled. The Magicians, and How I Met Your Mother…//

Naruto scratched his chin in thought. “To be honest… I really enjoy this wild ass show called The 100. Ever heard of it?”

Sasuke rolled his eyes. “Now you got him going…”

“Shut up teme!” Naruto scolded. “It’s great! You know you like it too!”

“I don’t,” Sasuke promised, though Naruto talked over him.

“So, it’s this wild adventure of these kids who get basically thrown into the most awful situation you could ever imagine. They have to fight these grounders, which are–” He cut himself off and inhaled a composing breath to quell his excitement. “Let me start from the beginning. 100 years ago–”

“Oh my god!” Sasuke complained. “There’s a space station. They drop these delinquent kids onto a totally fucked up, apocalyptic earth. Alotta people die. The space station crashes and then EVERYONE ends up on earth. MORE people die. That’s literally it. People die. A lot.”

Naruto pouted and crossed his arms. “That’s not it. It’s very complex,” Naruto argued.

“He only likes it for the gay couple,” Sasuke informed.

“Hey! I like it for the fighting and the action and the kickass plot too,” Naruto insisted.

“You cry every time someone dies,” Sasuke pointed out.

Naruto’s eyes start to water as he recalled the many tragic losses. “Well, unlike you, I get invested in people’s well-being!”

Sasuke just rolled his eyes. “Let me make this easy. Naruto is a fanboy of super fucked up shit, like really dark shit, and he cries every time something bad happens, which is stupid, because he picks literally the darkest shit you could fucking find. There’s this other show, The Magicians.–”

“Oh lord!” Naruto wails, throwing his hands up emotionally. “The pain!”

Sasuke hurriedly continued before Naruto could run off on that tangent too. “It’s also really fucked up. I mean a woman gets raped by a god after her friends are murdered literally right in front of her, and she sacrificed herself to this rape to save her other friend, who ends up a heroin addict, and then later the two are hunting down a child to literally murder it, and… it’s just really fucked up…”

“She deserved so much more!” Naruto said loudly. “SO. MUCH. MORE.”

At this point, Sasuke was kind of smirking. “Let’s just say, if there’s fucked up shit, Naruto’s into it. Also, he really likes powerful female characters. If you ever catch him at a convention, you can bet he’ll be running around looking for the most badass women to fanboy over.”

“Ain’t no shame in that,” Naruto said confidently. “Badass women rule my heart.” He shrugged. “That’s another reason why The 100–”

Sasuke didn’t want to get caught in this trap. He interjected, “I think he’s obsessive over apocalyptic stuff because of all the trauma he thinks he suffered through as a kid…”

Naruto lowkey glared at Sasuke. He was partially annoyed, but also kind of hurt traveling down that path. He chose to call Sasuke out instead.

“Okay! Well, let’s talk about what Sasuke likes,” he began, a mischievous glint in his eyes. Sasuke paled. “Sasuke likes blatantly romantic shit! I once caught him watching How I Met Your Mother and–”

Sasuke reached to cover Naruto’s mouth. The blond countered though, pushing him away and struggling to get the words out as they tousled.

“–and– crying when– Marshall’s dad– dies–” Naruto broke away from Sasuke and stated excitedly, “He’s so invested in Ted and Robin! He WAILED when Robin and–”

Sasuke jumped and caught him in headlock. “Shut up dobe! Shut up now!”

“Hey!” Naruto struggled, but he kept going. “He’s in tears when he thinks about Robin and Barney betraying Ted with their love! He is also SO IN LOVE with Ted! It’s so cute!”

Sasuke hollered. “That’s not true! I only watch stuff like Supernatural and Ghost Hunters!”

“Then why are you choking me to death!” Naruto argued, laughing hysterically as he tried to wedge himself free.

“I like Mythbusters!” Sasuke insisted.

Naruto just cackled uncontrollably. “He LOVES everything Nicolas Sparks ever wrote!”

“Naruto’s a Harry Potter nerd!” Sasuke countered, his face turning red.

“And proud of it!” Naruto added.

Sasuke huffed and let Naruto go, turning his back and running a stressed hand through his hair. “I’m leaving…”

//OOC: I had a lot of fun with that :3 I imagine Naruto legit really enjoys strong female characters, which The 100 has a lot of. I think he would be into dark stuff because he sometimes just needs to wallow in that pity of how awful the world can be, but he is unable to acknowledge that in the real world and still keep a grip on his positive attitude, so he seeks it out in fictional settings. Definitely loves Harry Potter. Loves magical, sci-fi, fantasy stuff. Also, he would totally love anime. He’d be the type to make up a dance to the opening sequence and cosplay all of his favorite characters and enter every cosplay contest he can, even if his costume sucks, just for the camaraderie of it all.

Sasuke, on the other hand, totally has a guilty pleasure for sappy shit. He deeply denies any need for affection, so he seeks that out in other ways. He loves romantic comedies. He writes fanfiction under an alias and constantly gets into debates about the true motives of characters in online groups. He reads manga rather than watching anime, but not often. I think he would love the fuck outta some yaoi, but not for the sexual/romantic aspect but just for the normalizing of intimacy between men, which was something he never received in his youth. Since he had very few women in his life, he grew up simply craving male affection since all of his main people were men. So he hates the idea that it’s taboo for men to seek emotional support. This lowkey is why he is asexual/aromantic. Also, huge Sherlock fan, and just general mystery/crime/detective shit. Also all about destroying gender norms and seeks out plots that showcase marginalized characters and minorities.

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my opinion on;

character in general: I remember being on my personal blog and just seeing all these posts about how badass minerva is and to this day she was always my favorite professor. she’s so sassy. HAVE YOU SEEN ALL THE BURNS SHE GAVE TO UMBRIDGE? i love how much she cares about her students in the books and in the movies and she just kills me every time. i need to reread the books when i get the chance;;

how they play them: faith gives minera so much life and it’s so extraordinary. it’s beautiful. it’s really just - i’ll be honest. i never really thought much of her outside of the books ( my memory of everything is foggy okay, i read them YEARS ago ). up until writing albus, i simply kept my knowledge of her to professor of transfiguration, good gryffindor, head of gryffindor house, competitive in quidditch, and do not mess with her. but as i got to see, i mean read through the wikia of her, there is so much more. so much more that i wasn’t aware of and faith explores each of these aspects so well. she writes about them in such a passionate manner. she puts her heart and soul into minerva and if reflects in her headcanons and metas which are so well written it brings tears to my eyes. she is so much more than i thought of her originally. I’M SO SORRY FOR DOING YOU A DISSERVICE MINERVA AND TO THINK I’M IN YOUR HOUSE ( forgive me ). faith just writes her in such a wonderful and beautiful way that it’s just exactly how i would imagine and remember minerva to be. the amount of emotion and feelings that her writing evokes alongside this character. minerva is a strong witch who has been through hell and back, seen into the depths of the abyss and she didn’t even blink when it looked back. I admire her so much and y’all should admire faith’s writing and her minerva with me. 

the mun: faith is such a good bean, a hard working bean, and by all means i know we haven’t talked to each other before or written with each other yet, but hot diggity dang, faith is a sweetheart and i adore her so much each time i see her on my dash. whether it’s for ic posts or ooc metas that can blow your mind, just - hhhggg kill me, faith.

do i;

follow them: yes yes, follow the boo for quality ic and ooc posts. have you read all of faith’s metas. they are the bomb heckin diggity. rp with them: not yet! it’s been really hectic for us both, but i would love to! i was talking with hades about reincarnation au where albus actually gets reborn after a few years of his death. nicolas ends up adopting albus so he’s just albus flamel and nic is going to have a great time getting to explain to minerva who this happy lil kid is who is already bffs with fawkes, who had gone to find albus right after he was buried. albus is truly a phoenix in human form. gunna come back and nyoom through transfiguration like a charm.want to rp with them: I SAID I WOULD LOVE TO, BUT NOT EVEN JUST RP. JUST TALK ABOUT SCIENCE AND MAGIC AND ALL THESE THEORIES OKAY. HECK. faith’s portrayal makes me so happy and i’m such a gay bean.ship their character with mine: HONESTLY THEIR RELATIONSHIP. albus loves all his students and he especially adores minerva because she was so talented in transfiguration and he would do anything for her if she asked for help or needed it. becoming an animagus? no problem! need me to be a reference for you? absolutely! i’m so glad i don’t have to deal with albus in his later years because he put her through so much shit dealing with the school while he’s off dealing with tom and the war. it’s kinda??? he trusts her so much to be his right hand woman, but at the same time like damn son, get your shit together she needs more support. on the other hand with the way i write albus like he would have dealt with all of this on his own, prevented all this trouble and heartache, and minerva would ACCEPT HIS OFFER OF A LEMON SHERBET.

what is my;

overall opinion: I have so many feels for minerva because of faith’s portrayal and i am compromised. I love minerva and I can’t get over how much she means to her students and vice versa. she’s a great lion and i adore her. you should all follow faith for good quality posts on your dash and just overall having such a wonderful person in your life??? i love minerva and i love faith. heckity heck just follow her and you won’t be disappointed. 

**Note: Mun’s answer are all to be completely honest. Don’t send url if you don’t want brutal honesty.

[ofgourmet]

shuu's little side comments to naki are the best and sweetest things ever

thanks for coming to my ted talk

[ofgourmet]

post canon shuu and nishiki are the typical depressed millennials. one will say “i want to be ran over by a bus” out of the blue and the other will go “oh worm?”

@rosybumblebee / i literally paused nier and turned on my laptop to answer this

nishiki: i want to dieshuu: bitch me too the fuck

or

shuu: i wish someone would break into my house and stab me, killing me instantlynishiki: me first wtf

akjshfkjkdsh but honestly tho they just want to survive and take naps and maybe enjoy life one (1) time a week, is that too much to ask? let them sip their coffee and wine and be depressed together in peace

edit: they have a biweekly hangout but it’s just staying in and drinking a little and talking and probably arguing a little bit but it’s cathartic and nostalgic and doesn’t really mean anything when it comes to Not Liking Each Other bc at this point they do, it’s just nice to have the normalcy

[ofgourmet]

i'm soft

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this writing is so lazy..... he just had the hets get together and have kids. that’s it. what the actual fuck

@gourmetbooty / i’m gonna actually tag the other blog this time

yeAH i’m mmmmmmmmmmmm

and i’m not even against nak*m*za or anything, really, they’re cute (even tho he’s never shown any interest in her but whatever), but i’m so mad about it given the context of everything else here. this chapter really was just “ha ha the hets won and get to have as many kids as they want”

instead of focusing on…. actual plot things?? obviously the full thing isn’t out yet so i’m holding out the smallest bit of hope that we’ll get one (1) good thing, maybe, but resolving the human/ghoul conflict so easily is. bad. i wouldn’t be such a Bitter Gay if there was actual conflict resolution happening here but!!! there really isn’t!!!

[ofgourmet]

I've heard whisperings about a part 3 of the series. is there any credible source for that or is it speculation? also where do you think a part 3 would take us? because i'm a lame nerd who uhhh can't move on???

@makirado / oh big mood

so there’s no official confirmation or anything yet so for now it’s all speculation.

i’ll have a better idea of the likelihood once the actual chapter is out, but there are a few things about this “final chapter” that stick out to me as… odd? and possibly hint towards a part three. (note that some of these might change once the chapter is out but i’m going off of things that artie / @cxrtus has told me from his korean sites)

there is no mention of kaneki making it out of the underground so far

the name of the daughter is “maya,” which in sanskrit can mean “illusion” and also connects to hindu religion (much like the nagaraj/vasuki concepts we’ve already been introduced to)

this all feels…. too happy? not that i’m against a happy ending, but this in particular definitely feels very… fake? wishful? and unresolved. like this is a dream ending, of “wow, look at how nice things could be if things just resolved themselves like this.” like a farce, almost.

as for what a part three will entail, i’m very into the concept of kaneki being stuck underground within dragon once it’s turned into stone, and the three aces (hide, touka, and shuu) taking over as the protagonists in turn. it would probably focus on a. rescuing kaneki and uncovering the truth about the previous oek underground, and b. the human/ghoul alliance up on the surface.

kaneki’s arc is, effectively, over. he’s learned what he needs to learn. he’s grown how he needs to. he’s realized that the people around him matter, not just himself, so it would make sense for a part three to focus on these other people who surround and care about him and let their arcs be wrapped up nicely. if there is one, i don’t see it being particularly long, but i see kaneki really only being in it towards the end.

[ofgourmet]

soft....

[ofgourmet]

wow i can’t believe banjou and shuu got married and work together as ghoul representatives and banjou’s kids (the gas mask trio) love mirumo, their adopted grandpa, so much

[ofgourmet]

what’s great* about shuu being fucked by canon is that i don’t have to worry about anyone trying to force ship!!

*it’s terrible give him a husband you absolute fucking fucks

[ofgourmet]

someone validate snake au blog as a concept i should do to keep this boy going

[ofgourmet]

anyways i'm writing a bantsuki fic about them working together and getting married tonight, thanks

[ofgourmet]

my money is on this being a dream sequence bc we haven't seen kaneki actually escape the underground as far as i'm aware, and the rest of this post was based on me remembering stuff wrong so ignore that, but still, damn.

[ofgourmet]

me, looking @ my dash: y'all are a bunch of coffee addicts, huh

y'all okay???

[ofgourmet]

blease let there be a part 3 w/ the three other aces as the protagonists i am begging