this is real btw i 100% work at valve ♡
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Everyone else in town: oh God, green rain! It's the end times! This is punishment from Yoba for our sins!
Shane:
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Sometimes I’m talking to a friend and I’m like oh I KNOW that the timeline where we are married in is incredibly close to this one. If a butterfly had clapped its asscheeks somewhere ten years ago we would be making out right now.
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i genuinely think my boyfriend has the most beautiful pussy i’ve ever seen. like i just know he tastes so fucking good.
i wanna spread his legs and eat him out for hours and hours. i wanna slobber all over it and have him make mess all over my chin. i wanna make him cum over and over again just so i can go between his legs and clean him up after.
I FUCKING HATE LONG DISTANCE I NEED HIM SO BAD :c
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been getting back into stardew lately
self indulgent art of me and the loml bc i can shane lovers rise up
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Angel probably acts extra bratty bc they like when David holds their jaw and goes "oh yeah?"
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transfurry -
transID where x believes x should be/should've been a furry.
flag meaning -
black - invertebrates
white - vertebrates
rainbow - all broad animalia (amphibians, reptilians, aquatics, avians, mammalians, arthropods, organisms)
dark blended rainbow - hybrids and non-existing species
anyone can use, however they want. idgaf
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I don't know, but I just prefer calling Ghost Simon, rather than Ghost. I just have this feeling that if he were to come back home to you and everything, he just doesn't want to be called Ghost because he wants to leave him behind when he's at home with you.
MAAAAANNN HE MELTS WHEN YOU CALL HIM SI OR EVEN JUST SIMON I KNOW IT LIKE NO ONE CAN TELL ME OTHERWISE.
This man need some serious love and I mean it. Need to hug him so bad.
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