#i love my clown malewife

[leafiatheneko]

ITS BUGGYS BIRTHDAY U KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS :D!

SOLBUG TIME!!!

[eskildit]

there are so many things to love about the table top duel scene in gideon the ninth, but perhaps the funniest part to me is when silas calls palamedes an inbred because he did NOT have to say that it was fully unrelated and not relevant to the situation at all. honestly iconic

[hellish-heart-ships]

He panics harder and drives off and manages to hit a third car driving past

If Buggy learned that some people find the whole backing-up-and-putting-your-arm-around-the-seat-when-you-look-back thing is attractive... he would definitely try it out with you and keep glancing in your direction to see if you notice. And then he'd back into a parked car. Then he'd panic and go forward and hit another parked car.

[hausofmamadas]

JOHNNY DAVIS | Cheers to a (real) wild one

The Bikeriders (2023)

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At the request of my beloved df (dear friend) @narcolini, who wrote this fucking FIIIIREEEEEEEE disgusting, amazing, beautiful, ridiculous, obscenely and downright upsettingly well-written Johnny Davis x Reader fic -> called white room, and also brought my attention to the s e v e r e lack of Johnny gifs out on the interwebs, I am hereby dumping some of my fav Johnny moments from The Bikeriders aka just S.E. Hinton’s The Outsiders for grownups nvm that they’re contemporary stories shshhhhh shhh it still works. So that we may all join hands together in a kumbayah-my-lordt prayer circle to levitate to the ceiling chanting spells appreciate and enjoy and gaze creepily lovingly at his beautiful, grizzled bisexually lovestruck sweet bb angel face that launched a thousand choppers eat your heart out Helen you got nothin on our golden boy and so that my df (dear friend) might regale us with additional installments of possibly the most in-character fanfic I’ve read in my life bc this man is in their bones, yall, dejame do TELLLL you like seriously go check it out, pls and thnku.

And so, without further ado I present to you the tumblr equivalent of my 7th grade diorama honoring golden boy, Johnny Davis:

Yeah, so this👇here is just him being fucking perfect and adorable, laughing at his malewife Benny’s red-light/stop-sign-running shenanigans, pretending like he’s not half as in love with him as he clearly is, him being so perfect it stuck in my memory, like gum to a subway seat and I knew, before I even got the request, before I even started screenrecording, that I was forsure, 1000000% gonna gif these

This👇here is him being fucking perfect, gazing sexily from across the bar, pretending he ain’t the big man in charge, going over to assure a reasonably sketched out Kathy of her unequivocal safety in his bar, all rolling up his sleeves, casually slow-walking over, like he doesn’t own the damn place even tho he abs does, like idc if it’s not canon (tbh bc I only saw the movie twice) but no one will convince that man’s name is not on the deed to that bar bc that’s the kinda guy Johnny is

Oh this👇one right here is just him being a perfect fucking commiserate professional club leader, offering to fight some dude who was challenging Her Majesty’s crown bc Her Majesty won’t let said dude start a Milwaukee chapter get real Milwaukee, you don’t even go here even tho after the fight, Her Majesty Johnny’s just gonna fuckin let the dude start it anyway, he wants to test a homie’s dedication, bc that’s the kinda guy Johnny is

These ones👇here are just him being fucking dreamy and perfect, all enjoying a Sunday afternoon ride into the sunset with his malewife Benny the fam, hair blowing in the breeze, ain’t got a care in the world bc that’s the kinda guy Johnny is

This here👇is him being fucking perfect, doing his best Brando-mugging at the camera, cigarette expertly hanging out his mouth by a thread, eyebrows up nearly to his hairline, all squinting like he about to fail a vision test at the DMV n giving them no choice but to take his driver’s license away, except jokes on them bc nothing and I mean n o t h i n g can keep him away from these mean streets or from his girlfriend that’s he knows is way too cool for him, Benny bc that’s the kinda guy Johnny is

This here👇is him being fucking perfect and positively heartbroken getting the news that his malewife has been attacked by some clowns in a bar from my malewife, a one Ponyboy-coded, Mr. Cal from California aka Boyd Holbrook in greaser drag and I normally am so not for blondies but by god am I here for that and plotting his inevitable revenge on those no-good mfs who did his girl so dirty, nearly taking away her ability to ride bc that’s the kinda guy Johnny is

This here👇is him being fucking perfect exacting said vengeance on behalf of his malewife, Benny aka The Girl Everyone Wants To Take To The Prom by finding the dudes who beat him up and then setting the bar on fire for good measure bc gottdammmititfkdjd nobody messes with MAH WOMAN bc that’s the kinda guy Johnny is. It’s also him hilarious with the comedic timing like look at how funny his face is just telling Brucie to burn it down SKSKSK

And this here👇is him being fucking perfect, watching the world burn enjoying the fruits of his labor, a Labor Of Love in fact, bc that’s the kinda fuckin guy Johnny is

And what’s more gold than that, right guys?? Never change. Stay gold, Johnny. Stay gold.

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taglist: @drabbles-mc, @when-did-this-become-difficult, @complete-nonsequitur, @ashlingiswriting since yall read the fic

[x-tetrodotoxin-x]

i very vividly remember you saying that art the clown and dabi should fuck and it’s just now crossing my mind about the version of dabi in one of your fics that straight up cannot die and i am having absolutely impure thoughts about those two in that context. they should ABSOLUTELY fuck nasty in thw worst ways

HOLY FUCKING SHIT I FORGOT ABOUT THAT HEAD CANON AND NOW I'M -screaming-

Look, I just-- I need Art the Clown to fuck Dabi in like the most vicious gory sexy way possible. Dabi would love it and somebody would finally appreciate Art (I'm still not over how cold Tara was in the first movie to him when he was flirting with her and got her a ring from the little quarter machine BITCH BE GRATEFUL HE'S SUCH A GENTLEMAN) anyway Dabi would appreciate him and Art would fuck him like crazy good and satisfy his little masochist tendencies and they can raise Emily together and I think Dabi should be in Terrifer 4 as Art's gay little malewife

[waheelawhisperer]

The 5 abyssal hunters for the ship meme

Oh boy. I feel like a lot of these will end up looking very similar because I ship a lot of them with each other so let's go

Skadidididididi

NOTP: Skadi x Ulpianus. Ulpianus is a clown and does not deserve romance.

BROTP: Skadi x Grani. Skadidi needs a friend and they were cute together in Grani's event.

OTP: Skadi x Specter. God, they're so good. They've been through so much together, and Skadi was so caring and attentive when Specter was being treated at Rhodes Island. Also, Specter's Outstanding durability means she's one of the few people Skadi can top without risk of injury.

Second choice pairing: Skadi x Doctor. Skadi's operator files indicate that she's a bit sweet on Doc, to say nothing of... the entirety of the Corrupting Heart. I think it'd be really cute to watch Skadi struggle to admit she cares for this fragile land-dweller and then finally allow herself to be close to someone and then dote on and be so very gentle with her easily-breakable wife/malewife (as applicable).

Fluffy pairing: Skadi x Doctor, Skadi x Grani. They would be so sweet together.

Angsty pairing: Skadi x Specter. Oh, there is so much potential for pain with these two.

Favorite poly ship: Skadi x Specter x Gladiia, Skadi x Specter x Gladiia x Doctor, Skadi x Specter x Gladiia x Irene. My reading on the Abyssal Hunters is that they aren't strictly monogamous (see: Specter's yuri moments with both Skadi and Irene and Skadi's simultaneous crush on the Doctor and yuri moments with Specter), and so I actually like Abyssal Hunter polycules more than 2-person ships. Love the thought of the three surviving Hunters finding solace in each other's arms on land.

Adding Doctor to the mix is super funny to me because all three of them express some level of regard for them (Skadi is pretty obviously crushing a bit, Gladiia invites them to dance and is rude to them when it's specifically noted that she saves politeness for the people she doesn't like, and even Specter likes to playfully tease them and Irene is a seagull, but she can still be stuffed like a turkey if she tries really hard and believes in herself.

Weirdest pairing: Skadi x Mudrock. Each of them is a bit of a space cadet, and Mudrock's shield passive means that as long as Skadi goes real slow, she can top Mudrock without harm.

Specter the Unhinged

NOTP: Specter x Amaia. Keep your filthy Seaborn-worshipping hands off my girl.

BROTP: Absolutely love the idea of Specter becoming Bros with the other brawlers/troublemakers at Rhodes Island. She probably hangs out at the bar/gym/etc. with Indra, Gavial, Lappland, and other people who cause problems on purpose.

OTP: Specter x Skadi. See above.

Second choice pairing: Specter x Irene, Specter x Doctor. Irene deserves to get railed and they had a bunch of Yuri Moments in Stultifera Navis and Specter does seem to have genuine regard for the Doctor, both promising to protect them and expressing a desire to share her home and its culture with them and lamenting that there are aspects of it they're incapable of understanding

Fluffy pairing: I feel like it's hard to do truly fluffy with Specter because she's too much of a brat, but Specter x Skadi and Specter x Irene could probably manage it.

Angsty pairing: Specter x Skadi. See above.

Favorite poly ship: Skadi x Specter x Gladiia, Skadi x Specter x Gladiia x Doctor, Skadi x Specter x Gladiia x Irene. See above.

Weirdest pairing: Specter x Lumen. Breed that twink, Laurentina.

Gladiia

NOTP: Gladiia x Kal'tsit. This is, honestly, an excellent pairing with a lot going for it, but I do not like Kal'tsit.

BROTP: Gladiia x Blemishine. Idk, I just really like the idea of Jaded Supersoldier Science Lady Gladiia taking this young, peppy engineering nerd under her wing.

OTP: Gladiia x Doctor. It would be Gladiia x Kal'tsit if I liked Kal'tsit because I do think the setup and chemistry is really good, but alas. That said, Doc x Gladiia has a decent foundation to it, what with the way Gladiia asks Doctor to dance with her and is generally somewhat abrupt and impolite with them when her files note that she reserves her manners for people she doesn't much care for. I feel like there's a good opportunity to bond over the nature of power and responsibility and leadership. Late nights discussing tactics or playing chess together that become something more? Yes, please.

Second choice pairing: Gladiia x Specter. Gladiia shows so much care for Specter, and somebody's gotta punish this bratty little shark.

Fluffy pairing: I'm not convinced Gladiia does fluffy, but I think Gladiia x Doc has some potential, given the talk line where she offers to teach the Doctor how to dance.

Angsty pairing: I feel like every Gladiia pairing is inherently angsty but I'll pick Gladiia x Ulpianus here because their interactions in Stultifera Navis get both funnier and more tragic if they yearn to explore each other's bodies.

Favorite poly ship: Skadi x Specter x Gladiia, Skadi x Specter x Gladiia x Doctor, Skadi x Specter x Gladiia x Irene. See above.

Weirdest pairing: Gladiia x Saria. Science parents unite!

Andreana

This is hard because the lore kinda forgot she existed but I'll try.

NOTP: I don't have a real NOTP for Andreana, but I think perhaps she should stay away from Jaye before she ends up being made into seafood.

BROTP: Andreana x Exusiai. They can shoot guns together.

OTP: Andreana x Incandescence

Second choice pairing: Andreana x any Abyssal Hunter.

Fluffy pairing: I want to say Andreana x Incandescence but they have no lore pain emoji

Angsty pairing: Hard to pick one here but all the Abyssal Hunters are pretty good at angst.

Favorite poly ship: Andreana x Abyssal Hunters. She deserves to be railed from three directions at once. As a treat.

Weirdest pairing: Andreana x Exusiai. Show her the power of GUN!

Ulpianus:

NOTP: All of them this man gets negative bitches he is utterly swagless he cannot have romance until he learns to fucking communicate like a normal person

BROTP: Ulpianus x The Last Knight go fight the ocean together boys

OTP: Gladiia x Ulpianus but strictly in the sense that she beats the shit out of him for being a dumbass and then maybe if he's very very good he gets pegged.

Second choice pairing: Bruh I can barely even come up with a first choice pairing but I guess it'd have to be Ulpianus x Mlynar

Fluffy pairing: This man is too much of a loser for fluff I think the closest he could get is like... Ulpianus x Skadi??? But I don't even like that one.

Angsty pairing: Any possible pairing will be incredibly angsty based on the fact that Ulpianus is in it but Ulpianus x Gladiia would probably make waves in this respect

Favorite poly ship: None there is no universe in which this man has enough game to pull two or more bad bitches at once.

That said, I'll go with Ulpianus x Mlynar x SilverAsh because all of them are shit at communicating and being emotionally available. Three of the most miserable bitchless losers on Terra.

Weirdest pairing: Ulpianus and the Last Knight. It gets lonely in the ocean, guys.

[aspaceformbf]

YB Archetype Rainbow Dump

Diagram Source

(TW - mentions rape)

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Blue - Funny factor. Insert silly nicknames here

Yellow - Good or evil? Is he an asshole? 

Green - Romantic and sweet? Are you attracted to him? 

Red - Supernatural and spooky? Weak or powerful? Unstoppable killer or helpless?

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Green and Red - Love Route

Green - Friendship Route

Red and Yellow - Rejection Route

Yellow and Blue - Abuse Route

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Green - Wholesome. Domestic bliss

Green and Red - He loves me, protects me and takes care of me. He is so big and strong. Mother Bear vibes. Softdom.

Green and Blue - Subby and cute. I like to put him in dresses and take care of him and feed him. My toy. Sub.

Green and Yellow - Lovers to enemies and back to lovers.

Yellow - Evil

Yellow and Red - Evil and Dangerous and Destructive

 Yellow and Blue - Evil and Pathetic and Bullyable

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Sex Version

Green - Romantic Sex

Green and Red - INTENSE sex

Green and Yellow - Makeup Sex

Blue and Green - Goofy sex. You peg him and he honks like a clown. 

Yellow - Hate sex

Yellow and Red - He noncons you. 

Yellow and Blue - You noncon him / Gross sex, unsanitary even. 

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Yellow

He is absolutely horrible and the worst person alive

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High Yellow Medium Red - Daddy Dom Rapist, he hurts me, he cut my leg off, he beats the shit out of me

High Yellow Med Red Med Green - .... and you love him for it.

Yellow and Blue - He's annoying and pathetic and needy and UGLY. I'm gonna fucking bully him. I honestly don't see what people see in him.

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Red

He is a real supernatural entity, I see him in the corner of my eye, I can hear him, he is always with me, he is in all my devices

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Red and Blue - Supernatural funnyman who crawls in your devices. This meepcity pet, this twiggy egg man is stalking me. He's so funky. Honk. 

High Red High Green - Guardian angel. I pray to him. Supernatural spirit husband who protects and loves me. We make love in my dreams. No real person can match his divinity. He changed my life. I need him.

High Red Medium Yellow - Oh god this thing is going to kill me. I need an exorcist. Please help me. Oh my god.

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Green

Softcore wholesome prince charming. You love him so much. Husbando. 

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Green and Blue - UWU soft boy, absolutely the cutest bean, subby and bullyable. Kinky Trophy Malewife. 

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Green, Yellow, Red

Villain to everyone but you. Would commit genocide to make your life even a little bit better.

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Red, Blue, Yellow

He is crawling in my computer. That asshole. He lives rent free in my head and won't leave me alone. 

He's annoying. I want to bully him. 

He likes to pick on me and play pranks on me. I want to smash a pan over his bald head. 

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Blue, Yellow, Green

He is evil and annoying and needy and pathetic. I want to hit him. I want to fuck him. He pisses me off. He's mine.

He does things to me. Look at him. I love him and I hate him. I'm gonna slap and then kiss this meepcity 2000s new grounds animation stickman. 

He is no real threat to me and is not dangerous at all he's just needy and annoying and also cute.

[alvaeris]

Internet Quotes

No more gatekeep, gaslight, girlboss

It’s time for genocide

I like people how I like my tea, in a bag, underwater

First of all, cringe, second of all, red flag

SORRY I CANT HEAR YOU OVER THE EARTH SHATTERING PROSTATE ORGASM I JUST GAVE YOUR DAD

My skin is simply the spray paint god choose for me

Manipulate, Mansplain, Male Wife

Twinkie the kinky

Remember that all twink(ie)s deserve a cream filling

I used to be pan, but because of (insert reason here) I am now straighter than your left wall, I know, I live there

Didn’t like that answer, can you do a funnier one

They should also get you a bucket of water to get your partner wet

Send that bitch to god, same day delivery

Life is a journey do you really wanna end it one the pavement

Treat everyone like a serial killer who’s list you don’t wanna be on

Yes bathe the menace, they smell of rain, water, dirt, and the sins of his past. Bathe them they need it

Boot up, bitch

Why is it called boob sweat and not humidtitties

The same reason we all regret the name Worcestershire sauce

Mark my fucking worms

What do teens like?!? Is it memes? Memes about skeletons? Piss? Communism?

Listen up you one lifespan, three dimensional, five sensed skin puppets

Sorry for having great tits and correct opinions on everything as if it’s my fault

Ruin the lives of everyone around you and then die

That is the sound of childhood happening

Wear heelies to escape your feelies

The yassification of Christianity

That’s what 3 am water tastes like

Bite me as hard as you please, and make me see stars. I am yours-

Imagine a burger saying this

Me, as I force a dollar into the self-checkout machine: that’s right…good boy…vore president Washington

Stay fresh cheese bags

Honey is considered raw meat by the FDA

Actually I call it womanipulation. For feminism.

Gaslamp girlboss gatecrash or whatever

I’m learning to person from scratch okay?-

Pride and prejudice

TEENS WANT BEETLES NOT JESUS

The men are being sluts again, nature is healing

SACRÉ BLU MADEMOISELLE VAGINA HON HON HON TIDDIE CROISSANTS

TITS IS TITS

“Which do you prefer, pecs or tits?” Wtf, wtf, hello?? What are you saying to me rn??? Are you serious? Tits are tits. Love is love. Etc. don’t speak to me.

Violence is an art, your body, the louvre

It fucken WIMDY

I am the wind and I’ll rip your head off bitch

I just threw my newborn son into a blender

I am a pocket rocket of sass

I’m ga. Gey. Guay. Boys.

SHUT THE FUCK YOUR MOUTH

They were yassified ahead of their time

Forget the man and get something you can rely on, like a taco, or a milkshake

Women rights, women are equal, go to the back of the line

Apple fritter babies

They had their heads so far down when they walked out they were looking at china

You’re so boring you’d put Snorlax into a deeper sleep

I WOULDN’T REMEMBER THIS IF I WERE YOU

Alright you STD spreaders

No more manipulate, mansplain, malewife, it’s time for manslaughter

It tickles the autism in my brain

They beat Jesus with that

None pizza with left beef

Pop a wheelie into heaven

Once a man, now deemed a clown

No more diets, only riots

You really should come with a supply of cheese to match your vintage whine

You are not a clown, you’re the entire circus

There’s those who’ll ride into Hell with you, and those that will drag you back afterwards

The oldest white guy to ever white

Roses are red silent as a mouse your door was unlocked I’m inside your house

Weird hill to die on man, but at least your dead

Roses are red, my name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

I’ll scrape- you can scrape…my wood

You will be boiled

We are just tiny vegetables in gods eternal soup

You have room temperature IQ

You sound like how dust tases

Okay but like…can you do that to my ass

Hammed burger :(

And what is the world if not God’s own personal game of Sims

Kinktober, No Nut November, and Destroy Dick December are consecutive, this says something about humans as a whole-

Hnghg…. soup

Take a long walk off a short pier

Mirrors don’t lie, and lucky for you they don’t laugh either

Snitches get stitches and end up in ditches without bitches

You have two brain cells and each of them are fighting for third place

If you ever do that again, I’ll make you forget what it’s like to eat solid food

I’m gonna shatter you like glass

I’m looking at someone who’s never felt the warmth of their father

Don’t do milk. Go to drugs. Drink school.

To get on your level I’d need a boat trip to the Mariana Trench and a pair of cinderblock shoes

SHUT UP YOU’RE INBREAD

Even a worm will turn

Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy. But Jack got a shock and a mouthful of cock cause Jill’s real name is Randy

Tip: spice up your panic attack with a harmonica

I mean, Batman couldn’t beat this information out of me but get it ig-

I’ll use my trusty frying pan, as a drying pan

The manager has been dead for 80 years oOoOoOoO next

“ArE yOu CaLlInG mE a LiAr???!?!?” Well I ain’t calling you a TRUTHER

People say we cannot live without love, I think oxygen is more important

Meditate, masturbate, manipulate

Bbg you are soup now!

They’ll be recovering pieces of your body for at least three months. You will be alive for at least two of them :).

Fuckerations

Hellon’t

Why do I have to get pretty for Jesus? I don’t like him like that!

Fatism

I’m gonna fuck your dad and give him a child he actually loves.

You don’t take a shit, the shit takes you

I have never once been submissive. One of the few things I can boast about. I have never even been submissive to a traffic signal.

I alone am the reason shampoo has instructions

I’m like Jesus I rest on Sundays

I’m gonna suck your eyeballs outta your skull

You hard boiled turtle slapper

We are in the timeline god abandoned

It’s hotter than a demon dick in a wool condom

If you stared into Medusa’s eyes she’d kill herself

Next person to talk is getting their nervous system braided

You’ve opened this can of worms, now lie in it

He’s got a mouse in his trousers

Everybody mistake make

I fart in your direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

CURSE OF RA 𓀀 𓀁 𓀂 𓀃 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆 𓀇 𓀈 𓀉 𓀊 𓀋 𓀌 𓀍 𓀎 𓀏 𓀐 𓀑 𓀒 𓀓 𓀔 𓀕 𓀖 𓀗 𓀘 𓀙 𓀚 𓀛 𓀜 𓀝 𓀞 𓀟 𓀠 𓀡 𓀢 𓀣 𓀤 𓀥 𓀦 𓀧 𓀨 𓀩 𓀪 𓀫 𓀬 𓀭 𓀮 𓀯 𓀰 𓀱 𓀲 𓀳 𓀴 𓀵 𓀶 𓀷 𓀸 𓀹 𓀺 𓀻 𓀼 𓀽 𓀾 𓀿 𓁀 𓁁 𓁂 𓁃 𓁄 𓁅 𓁆 𓁇 𓁈 𓁉 𓁊 𓁋 𓁌 𓁍 𓁎 𓁏 𓁐 𓁑 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆 𓀇 𓀈 𓀉 𓀊

Thought I’d have some cosmic horror turns out I’m a cosmic whore

I grew this dick for you, you clod

The man who waits, masturbates

Punch me in the back of the frontal lobe until I’m out colder than Bill Cosby’s pong partner

It’s never a war crime the first time

Your life lacks whimsy and your ass is flat

I’d rather play dead at a necrophiliac convention

CURSE OF THE NILE 𓀔𓀇𓀅𓀋𓀡𓀡𓀕𓀠𓀧𓀨𓀣𓀷𓀷𓀿𓀿𓁀𓁶𓁰

𓁴𓁿𓂀𓁾𓁵𓁯𓂞𓂤𓂗𓃃𓂾𓂺𓂹

𓃞𓃙𓃖𓃓𓃕𓃓𓃜𓃘𓃙𓃟𓃛𓃞

𓂺𓃂𓂿𓂺𓃃𓃂𓂛𓂏𓅱𓅥𓅩𓅦

𓅹𓅸𓅳𓅩𓅪𓄭𓄫𓄮𓄬𓄗𓄑𓄌𓃦

𓃧𓃨𓃤𓃟𓃓𓃅𓃁𓂽𓃂𓂊𓁾𓂀𓁽

𓁼𓁠𓁛𓁟𓁦𓁜𓁭𓁡𓀔𓀇𓀅𓀋𓀡𓀡𓀕𓀠𓀧𓀨𓀣

𓀷𓀷𓀿𓀿𓁀𓁶𓁰𓁴𓁿𓂀𓁾𓁵𓁯𓂞𓂤𓂗

𓃃𓂾𓂺𓂹𓃞𓃙𓃖𓃓𓃕𓃓𓃜

𓃘𓃙𓃟𓃛𓃞𓂺𓃂𓂿𓂺𓃃𓃂

𓂛𓂏𓅱𓅥𓅩𓅦𓅹𓅸𓅳𓅩𓅪𓄭𓄫𓄮

𓄬𓄗𓄑𓄌𓃦𓃧𓃨𓃤𓃟𓃓𓃅𓃁

𓂽𓃂𓂊𓁾𓂀𓁽𓁼𓁠𓁛𓁟𓁦𓁜𓁭𓁡𓀔𓀇𓀅

𓀋𓀡𓀡𓀕𓀠𓀧𓀨𓀣𓀷𓀷𓀿𓀿𓁀𓁶𓁰𓁴𓁿

𓂀𓁾𓁵𓁯𓂞𓂤𓂗𓃃𓂾𓂺𓂹𓃞𓃙

𓃖𓃓𓃕𓃓𓃜𓃘𓃙𓃟𓃛𓃞𓂺𓃂

It’s not a crack house its a crack home

_____ is like playing chess with a pigeon. You could be a grandmaster, they’re still going to shit on the board and strut away like they won.

We’ll see who’s sloshing soon!

Being on deaths door just means you got a new neighbor!

Guards! Take this creature to a scary room

Oh my god! Boobs! Hoo ha, love them!

Fun Fact: female Jesters were called “Joculatrix” & therefore male Jesters should be called “Joculator”!

:3

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what. the. actual fuck. okay firstly WHY ARE HALF OF THEM ABOUT BOOBS??? 😭😭😭😭 secondly which pit of hell did you dig these up from??? thirdly, wow. what is "bbg you are soup now" supposed to mean??? or, "hard boiled turtle slapper".

[twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat]

Nggggggggjfmckc I love tears of themis😩🩷 (ik you said you didn't play much but allow me to be insane about it in your inbox just for a second🕯🙏)

Artem is so pookie babygirl angel sweetheart loml malewife. It took me an embarrassing amount of time to realize it was Junichi Suwabe. I'm (unfortunately) a huge Sukuna kisser and since they share the VA I can just imagine him saying all the sickeningly sweet stuff instead😀

Vyn! My sweet red flag therapist vyn! There's definitely something....sketchy? He is a psychologist and I dont think he's against using his knowledge to benefit himself dnfn. He comes across a little possessive as well in some of the chapters but he does it so well and looks so good doing it I will forgive him♡

LUKE GOD EOXKMXM I didn't really care for him at first but he started to grow on me. Childhood friends to lovers>>>>>>>>>>> he's just so warm and happy and I know that out of all the characters he and mc should end up together (but this aint about her its about me)

And ngl I thought you'd like marius💀 he kinda reminds me of Gojo stupidly rich, little bit of a menace

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🧸🍪 ANON !!!!!!!!! i missed you!!!!!!!!!! 🥺 hope you’re doing so so well <33333 AND PLSSS I DON’T MIND AT ALL i welcome all kinds of anime boy insanity 🙏 this is a safe space !!!!

ALSO YOUR TASTE >>>>>>>> artem our beloved…… just theeee sweetest little guy . little malewife man . jumin walked so he could run. AND VYN !!!!!!!! possessiveness is Not my thing trope wise but there are some characters that i think pull it off really well (sugu is one of them……..) and i think it fits v nicely w vyn’s character :3 he’s a little insane . but we love him it’s fine it’s all good. he wears glasses so he can do no wrong in my eyes. AND THEN LUKEEEE OUR PUPPYDOG 🥺🥺 one thing abt me is i will root for the childhood friend no matter what. i think rosa is such a charming character too!!! and she’s so gorgeous….

as for marius. 😭 WELL . honestly i’m not really into the cool rich guy type ….. unless they’re really pathetic maybe . (<- thinking of tamaki suou 😔) gojo is my beloved bc he comes off as very silly but he’s actually extremely guarded BUT at his core he is kind . i like those kinds of layered characters!! silly sad clowns…. maybe marius fits into that archetype too but i didn’t see enough of him to find out 😔 i’m sure he’s lovely though!!!

[eliphasgraham]

Im seeing a lot of posts lately about our Wardens being the strongest of our characters and i agree, my Modi would destroy Hawke and Aesus by throwing his axe in their forehead before thinking about the consequences but i think we need to address how much some of them would SUCK in the other games...

maybe not everyone play the same way but my warden Brosca would be SO BAD as an inquisitor like WTF is the fade ?? Demons ??? Green vagina on my hand ??? And he would be awful at politics because he would just kill everyone..oh and he would probably try to kill Cassandra during the prologue and either get killed by the inquisition immediatly or later while running away because no way Brosca is trusting anyone with that shit on his hand and in the sky. And i feel all Brosca, Tabris, Mahariel and probably Amell/Surana would be the same ? Because the system fucked them over their whole lives and/or they have no understanding of the world outside their bubble/survival mode ??

My purple/red Hawke would probably manage to become inquisitor but he would also suck at it because he would not take anything seriously and use his influence to make his malewife Anders some kind of new sexy andraste and would just start a war with every Chantry related country for all the blasphemy he would do by using the Herald of andraste card..so, iconic, but Corypheus would probably win with all those political distractions tbh..

Also Hawke is the only one to not have that "war " type of skills ? Like the warden is good at fighting an army and so is the Inquisitor 

Hawke is amazing but against the Kirkwall thugs and one shot invasions maybe ? They are powerful but have 0 discipline to fight in a war imo 

same thing for Hawke as the Warden i think they would be bad at that war thing and they would make really impulsive choices and make a lot of people angry. And they would obviously fuck the whole crew. It could work tho i think they could save the world of the blight but everyone would be so pissed to have to call that clown a hero. Or they would just run away while Alistair is not looking and never come back.

I think maybe the Inquisitor could be not so bad in the Warden's role in theory because i could see each of them ( Adaar, Lavellan..) agreeing to follow Duncan, and they're both good at fighting a fucked up super evil army and doing difficult choices in the moment. I think depending on your Oc personnality it could be really funny to have your inquisitor in da:o but it's so specific i will let that to your imagination ( and i would love to know how your oc would do in this situation PLEASE TELL ME )

But the Inquisitor and the Warden in Kirkwall ?? Depending on your race and choices ?? Oh my god ?? My Adaar would just get fucked by everyone like he is good at being a mercenary but would be so bad in the streets 

and even if you're good at it can you imagine a qunari with his apostates/lyrium infused angry elf and all those criminal friends ?? During the Qunari invasion thing ?? He would just get killed by the people i think like a Salem witch

And for all the non human characters i feel that because everyone already hates you and there is no way you could become a noble you would probably just kill all the bad guys immediatly without having to be carefull politically or you would just never get involved because why would the vicount ask for your help if you're a qunari ?? So no way a non human inquisitor/warden could last 7 years in this city, it would be a lot more violent and faster

Also the warden would have blew up the Chantry themselves.

[captainwholecake]

Any characters of Big Mom's Pirates that you like?

Okay so, if you can’t tell my user ‘captainwholecake’ comes from the wholecake island arc so, yeah I LOVE THE BIG MOM PIRATES my first theme and the name jelly donut come from katakuri.

So my favorite big mom pirates

Katakuri, MY MALEWIFE HES MY TALL WIFE AND I LOVE HIM

Cracker, I love my sugar rush racer from wreck it ralph reject

Smoothie, mommy sorry mommy sorry

Brulee, QUEEN

PEKOMS, HE DESERVES THE WORLD I MISS HIM

Galette and Poire, a scene queen and her emo sister

Raisin, emo

Kato, i have no reason I just love the fact he has a pumpkin head

Sames goes Mont-d’or I love his scarecrow clown aesthetic

Amande, mommy sorry mommy sorry x 2

[leafiatheneko]

Okay so, I was watching episode 46 of One Piece and like.

TELL ME WHY I WAS LAUGHING FOR ALMOST A MINUTE STRAIGHT AT BUGGY SEEING (who I believe was Alvida?) SOMEONE AND BEING LIKE

"She's hot"

LIKE. IT SHOULDN'T BE THAT FUNNY BUT I COULDN'T HELP BUT START GIGGLING AT WHAT HE SAID

anyways.

Yeah.

LMAO

[thekrows-nest]

(anon)

Oh. Ohohoho. The peafowl? Perhaps Krow broke with the cultural norms of his family and that’s why he left/was made to leave. But I’m still not entirely sure that’s it. Or the sole reason. The other unhatched eggs imply he may have siblings, either younger or simply remaining with the family.

The falling feathers? Over a passage of time he was sinking, spiraling, drifting. No idea if this is a deterioration in the relationship with his family, the period of time after he left or him languishing before he met Dove, but this was an aimless negative time without a lot of personal control before the fresh start.

I do fear for Gabby and LT. Not to infantilize them at all (especially due to disability) or discount their competence. It’s just being outside the kyriarchy in any way can magnify the amount of brutal crap someone will catch and reduce the tools at their disposal to defend themselves. Especially in America. It’s systemic.

Also I’m hoping LT secretly has mad skills and immense physical power because after my previous ask about extremely tight security measures and the power of numbers - if Dove went to Gabby and LT for help I’d be very apprehensive of what Krow could do to them.

(I’m also still incredibly sus of Eliyah too. He continues hanging around near Gabby/her friend Dove despite knowing she hates him, twists the narrative of what had happened to make her look irrational and himself like the victim. Mansplain, manipulate, malewife.

His work means he has a long range lens and an alibi for publicly carrying photography gear or shooting at unexpected times/locations, plus the ability to try and lure Dove off alone with paid modeling work. He is resentful of Gabby limiting his access to Dove and expresses that he finds Dove interesting because Gabby does…

I clown on this soft looking pompous dude but his actions make the hair stand up on the back of my neck. I feel he’s some kind of a threat and hasn’t learned or been forced to hide it as well as Krow. He may also have bad intent and need to be dealt with by LT.

If he even thinks of touching LT though he may already be drinking the finely ground glass of the long range lens in his morning latte. Or perhaps he likes his coffee flavoured with almonds :)

Dove is a smart little birdie, I’m sure they can learn some cute tricks. Perhaps if Dove could even bring themselves to flirt a little bit the problem would take care of itself.)

Anon again with some very neat observations in regards to Krow. well, Eliyah too. Lmao.

I will just say... I had thoughts when I went about seeing of Krow's tattoo. I'll say that much (and again, a friend helped me with the design! I am very grateful to them! I forget if they'd want me to tag them though so I am not.)

And those are valid fears to have for them. I will say... LT is... something. (:

Lol clowning on Eliyah. But he doesn't get why you do such things to him. ): He just wishes to to let bygones be bygones, and would like to get to know more of Dove and be able to enjoy his photography. u_u

LMAO the protectiveness for LT. Love it.

LOL, weaponizing Krow and his jealousy as a means to take care of Eliyah lmaooooooo. I'm wheezing.

[matthewmoorwood]

They really did name this Ep love is in the air and expected me not to be on my clown shit huh.

Everytime I see Athena I just. Feel things. She is so strong hhnngs

HA THAT DUDE IS MANGLED!! this is what u get for fucking skydiving.

SHE WAS GONNA BREAK UP WITH HIM HA HA

THE A+ SIDE YOU ARE SO RIGHT RAVI, can they fucking say his name right please??

RAVI IS A BUISNESS MAN, and the only functional adult of the entire 118, literally the only guy with his shit together

Maddie and Chimney is going to shatter all of my bones. I fucking love them so much and I cannot bear seeing either of them hurt.

SHE FOUND THE RING HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT

wait why am I watching Eddie go on clearly shitty dates, like he went golfing?? obviously that is not gonna work out babe golf is the devils sport. OH HA ALL OF THEM ARE ALREADY IN RELATIONSHIPS GET FUCKING WRECKED this is what you get for trying to date whilst being in love with someone else

Maddie being enchanted with the ring is so fucking cute please IT GOT STUCK ASDFHSJDFBASFHASFKLHFGSJALF

buck get the fuck out of that date I hate everything what the fuck. they are not going to revive this Lucy thing? are they? jesus christ.

The claws are out ajfkadsfd

Bro? can they? let the horse go? please?

"you have to let me choose love" babe? you could be bleeding out internally??

Buckley siblings plz. they are so <3

A RING CUTTER BUCK PLEASE KEEP YOUR KINKY SHIT OUT OF THE DAMM KITCHEN

Nah dude Hen is about to be murdered by Maddie ansdlfka

Bobby going after Eddie for dating bc he knows Eddie is already dating someone.

This is a very fucking suspicious woman... though she does seem like genuinely upset, but something about the way Athena is investigating is just a little odd

Ella is disassociating so bad, me too girl, me too.

OK nvm Ella is not evil, and damm Athena gives good advice.

Low empathy makes watching this very awkward, bro I am not involved in your story I literally do not care about Ella, like okay he died?

HOLY SHIT MALEWIFE BUCK

OH GOD TAYLOR?

anyway Lucy is not coming back thank god but this is just reminding me of how fucking insanse bucks relationships are ashfadsfa

Chimney girl why are you trauma dumping on this insurance worker plz

Maddie plz don't beat up hen, i am so scared.

This is a very intense conversation for my abandonment issues.

ok thank god they are not fighting,.

BUck your slut is showing he isn't actually a slut he just falls far too hard far too often

I actually forgot about sperm donor buck ajajas I was like ?? another ??

I AM SO TIRED OF PEOPLE SAYING THEY UNDERSTAND AND SEE BUCK AND THEN PROCEED TO FIND HIM "TOO MUCH" LIKE SIR.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MADDIE PROPOSED FIRST THANK GO D THIGNDSKFHASOFDASAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA i AM LOSING MY FUCKING SHITTTTTTTT

"is there anything you want for your anniversary, aside from dinner?"

"How about you just hold me, and never let go."

YOU CANNOT SAY SHIT LIEK THAT MY BLOOD PRESSUREE??

hmmmm symbolism of Buck constantly giving up his space/comfort for the benefit of others. hmmm.

Okay ep over, I am literally to autistic to be let near this damm show. Like why is this one of my special interests??? idk. but I'll take it.

[what-if-nct]

hiiii today's reminder is wayv content!!!! today i baked a pretty little cake for my grandma (everyone say happy birthday to my grandma!!) and then spent half an hour watching wayv play with balloons and pull each other on wheelies, what else could i ask for out of a thursday?

anyway Hendery, Xiaojun and Winwin in their little train being all excited to have their parents drag them along was the most adorable thing I've seen in ages. and Winwin taking every opportunity to remind the world he has long legs, thank you king. also Yangyang being the one trying to control the class clowns was a very fun change of pace lol. and i love how they're all dressed up, and then there's Ten in his slutty little lace top. on brand, and also i want his entire outfit. also Kun pulling the train three times and still finishing as quick as Ten, my man is built under the malewife dimples. sigh. i love them so much.

Hiii! And Happy Birthday Grandma!! And that's so sweet I bet they were nummy. I love how Wayvs content is just them being big kids. From the paper planes, to the activity center, them just digging around on the beach and now playing with balloons and on the trolley carts and something about the way Ten crawled on his was so funny. Winwin has to just make sure they know he has the longest legs in the family and everyone else has little corgi legs. Cause the way they went all the way past Xiaojun and to Hendery. And the way Kun just slung them around. And Winwin full lifting ten, The whole video was so cute and putting the baby in charge. I love watching Wayv be giant kids.i love wayv. Now how to get a 23 member bad girls club esque reality show where they live together and are encouraged to fight, make alliances, and put mattresses in the pool.

[batsies-little-monster]

Now TimKon would be my go to

If it wasn't against BATJOKES !!! My beloved,,, fucked up little guys,, this is the batman legacy, I'm sorry. It's peak!! Joker is THE queer coded villain. Joker is a fucked up guy, and the idea that Bruce is a fucked up guy too just,, it's so comforting. Actually, Fuck the male power fantasy, Batman is GAY, and he wants to fuck the CLOWN, and despite everything he can't give up on the joker's potential to be BETTER and they're,,, ugh, aah,,, so good,,, what's more romantic that being narrative foils?

Even just one sided Batjokes; Joker is obsessed, and somewhere in his black little heart he believes that to Batman, Paragon of Justice in a corrupt city, that he is special? Joker who clings to Batman like a life preserver?? Joker who deep down convinces himself that Batman has a special place in his heart for him? I'm??? Imagine seeing yourself as unforgivable, and

I get the joke hate, I do, but he is a Camp Gay Icon. Clown who does not give a FUCK for better or for worse?? Clown who does what he wants and isn't afraid of making a scene without reason? Like yeah he's a serial killer, he's a prankster, he crashes Bruce's wedding with Selina, he is so fucked in the head that he kills his estranged cryptid para social boyfriend's 12 year old adoptive son bc he's jealous??? Yandere!! Mansplain Manipulate Malewife's his way through every story he's in!!

Not to mention, the Enemy Within Game, the Lego Batman Movie, Merry Little Batman, Batman Ninja- ik joker is an overdone character and everyone whines about being tired of him, but yk why do they keep doing Batman V Joker? Yk WHY Batman's arch nemesis is a gay clown serial killer/domestic terrorist?? Because it works, bro, it, works. It's done so many ways, there's a version for everyone!! You've got Arkham Games BatJokes, where joker infects Batman with the same blood disease so he can assure that Batman will find the cure and save him???

They Regularly are found Dying In Each other's Arms,,, im,,,, never going to be over it

Nothing against TimKon, I always saw them as cute teenage wholesome unrequited first crush kinda situation, and I love Kon sm.

But,, I just can't imagine being enough of a Puritan to be Anti-Batjokes.

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