#i love making these dumb edits

[bluntbambzie]

photo editing is my passion

[disaster-magician]

Looks like you found one of those golden retriever girls! Good luck with that, Tamarack

(Fake screenshots! These are fan made based on incorrect quotes and not in the game)

[luck-of-the-drawings]

OOH YEAH BABY ITS THE SURGERY EPISODE BABY!!! ME AND THE HOMIES NEED SOME NEW FACES FOR OUR NEW PLAN, AND WHO BETTER TO GET THE JOB DONE THAN THE TWO MOST EVIL PEOPLE WE'VE EVER HAD THE MISFORTUNE OF HAVING OUR LIVES VIOLATED BY? I MEAN IT WOULD BE FUNNY. IT WOULD BE FUNNY.

[zimithrus]

Source: cyberphuck

This is exactly what they said in the movie i swear lmao

[pixelatedraindrops]

The Masked Twin CEOs ☔🎭

[kingsroad]

— Ty Tennant as Aegon Targaryen in House of the Dragon, Season One.

[ahotpeaceofshit]

Based on me mishearing the lyrics of Love in paradise

[theloveinc]

SHINSOU MAN, like really makes me feral thinkin like.. mans is SO nervous around you, you've been dating for a little while but hes still scared to breathe too hard around you. You both go to a mutual friends birthday and you're getting a drink for you and your mans, only to come back and he's literally in the middle of a fistfight, the other guy gets him in the jaw and he practically EATS it like its nothing, its only when you grab his white shirt with blood all over it and pull him off the other guy that you find out the guy said something SLIGHTLY disrespectful about you in your dress. And you have to try not to fuck him right there and help him clean the blood off his chin.

Under the awfully-yellow sting of the bathroom's florescent lights, it's the third time in a row you've tried to dab at Shinso's lip with an alcohol soaked cotton ball, trying (but mostly failing) to staunch the flow of blood which continues to pool and crack at the left corner of his mouth.

The split is only one of the two real injuries he came away from the fight with (aside from the potential concussion he might have no matter how fast he recovered from being punched between the eyes), but every time you try to press into the wound and wipe up the mess that was left behind, Shinso leans away as if to weaken the effect of your touch.

"Shinso, let me try. Please,” you beg. "You’ve gotta stop acting like this."

"This?" he finally responds, surprisingly egregious in tone for someone of his usually-very-cool temperament, eyebrows going halfway up his actively-bruising forehead as he snaps his head to face you. The sudden movement causes your hand to go skidding across his cheek, leaving a long red stain straight up to the swollen temple he's currently holding a bag of melting ice against. "The guy said he’d—”

"I know what he said," you cut him off, throwing down the now-soggy puff onto the porcelain countertop as you step back and glare. "I'm talking about the fact you're barely letting me help clean you up."

Shinso rolls his eyes. "You think I asked for help dealing with this?”

“It’s not fair for you to hurt yourself if I’m just meant to sit there and watch. We’re supposed to be dating. Are we?”

"What,” you can tell he’s trying not to raise his voice, especially as you reach out to trace your fingers down his arms, “do you think?"

"Hitoshi," he finally looks at you straight when you say that name, his body instantly going still. “I am being dead serious. Either you were standing up for me, or you just wanted to pick a fight. Which is it?"

If possible, the man's frown deepens even further, though you can feel the way his muscles begins to relax as he tries to calm himself under your touch.

He pauses a minutes to swallow. And to stare. And then, “you,” he finally says, unblinking. "I was doing it for you."

You lean back in finally, tenderly, pulling him into a soft kiss where his lips fit perfectly against yours and the taste of blood the last thing on your mind.

"Good," you pull back, only slightly, near breathless. "So let me help you. At least before I thank you.”

-

(someone get this man some ginseng… sorry i went insane anon!! shinso just makes me a lil wet. I hope this was okay)

[wintercandle42]

“These students have the potential to bring either great hope to the spiral… or great despair.”

Danganrompa x Wizard101 crossover real

More info on my insanity under the cut

Naegi Makoto was a normal guy living a normal life until he got yoinked into a whole different world filled with magic and wonder, where he was enrolled into its magic school, Ravenwood Academy, alongside another student from his world lucky enough to be chosen, Komaeda Nagito.

The two spend much of their time learning about the worlds of the spiral outside their own and bonding with their classmates and fellow wizards.

And everything really is all fine and okay for them until Komaeda comes into contact with a spirit who’s hope is to create despair.

Anyways I’m so normal about this au you would not believe it (<- lie)

Because I’ve only played the first two games so far only those students are in the au but hopefully that’ll change soon. Also, I’ve been focusing mostly on arc 1, which is about Junko Enoshima’s rise to power and defeat, the remnants of despair vs the first game’s class, etc. however there is an arc 2 formulating that focuses more on Kamukura and Hinata.

[tasteofyourblood]

[iguessitsjustme]

Rose's Day of Asks

Top 5 umbrellas in bl.

Have a great Day💜

This took me a minute to get to because I had to work and then I had to go and find screenshots because I have something to say about umbrellas in BL.

I'll get to my top 5 in a moment, but first I need to talk about how my top 5 are ALL in 1000 Years Old because that show is the only show with any vision.

Because 90% of BLs have decided that clear umbrellas are the only umbrellas (pardon my horrendous screenshots):

Don't get me wrong, I have no problems with clear umbrellas. I own a couple myself. HOWEVER. Clear? Really? That's all they can manage? In these queer shows, they can't even give their umbrellas any flair? Listen, I have a clear umbrella but it is kind of chrome. It's got style. It's got flair. It's got flavor. I need these shows to give me something. I digress.

There are a few that have a basic umbrella that is a dark, solid color:

Shoutout to Blueming though, that umbrella does look like the most practical and useful umbrella out of all of these.

BUT other than 1000 Years Old, the umbrella winner is Love in the Air with this yellow beauty that fits the characters and the lighting in the scene:

But for my top 5 umbrellas in BL?

5. This beauty:

4/3. Look at the COLOR

2. Absolutely obsessed with this one and need it immediately:

And the number 1 umbrella in BL? It can be none other than this beauty. Not only is it gay, but it looks like a phenomenal umbrella to use. That's an umbrella that will keep you dry.

[captainhongjoong]

kim sungcheol as jung jinsu in hellbound season 2

[frimoussette88]

"Other than a wolf or a dragon, if you yourself had an animal helper in real life, what species would each of you choose ? (Can be mythical)"

Kit & Emilia at Superhero Comic Con (x) - Favorite moments Part 4/?

[that-spider-witch]

You can enjoy a videogame's gameplay, worldbuilding, stories and characters while also acknowledging that the company making it is shady as fuck and maybe, just maybe, you should think twice before giving them your money.

Also gacha games will always be predatory no matter how good of a game they might be otherwise and spending money on them is never a good thing to do.

[ahotpeaceofshit]

Based on me mishearing the lyrics of Love in paradise

[kaidanalenkosprmanager]

THE BEST OF PRIORITY: PALAVEN

Featuring: Cmdr. Sophie Shepard, Lt. James Vega, Dr. Liara T'Soni, Garrus Vakarian, and EDI With: Flight Lt. Jeff "Joker" Moreau, General Corinthus, Primarch Adrien Victus, and Councilor Tevos War is your resume- and at a time like this we need leaders who have been through that hell. And honestly? Uniting these races may take as much strength as facing the Reapers. Mass Effect 3: Legendary Edition (2021)

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