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It shows that Troll children are more open-minded to different styles of music and musical cultures. Poppy, I'm sure will be a good teacher to them, as well as a student herself. 😁🥰
So much love for the little details in these movies.
Shout out to the little Troll kids who, hearing different music for the first time, are excited while all the adults are wary and disgusted.
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I LOVE BROPPY
*gives them babies*
#trolls dreamworks#trolls#my art#queen poppy#branch trolls#poppy trolls#broppy#branch x poppy#i love them dearly#my beloveds#fankid#in twitter there are SO many broppy babies and they're all beautiful :''''v#the troll babies have no names yet asjdaksjd#i'll draw a little comic about them deciding their names bc it'd be cute methinks#also yeah more twins bc since I have twin baby brothers my first thought for fankids is almost always twins SJDKSJ#that singing mommy and daddy and then just falling asleep is from when jake the dog was born alskdalsd#their hair is supposed to look a tad bit like floyd's akjsdja#NOO I FORGOT THE BABIES' TAILS :'''V
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What do the band mates look like now?
Hed's a dad, and Les finally found a shirt that fits him
#technically this isn't 'now' either because the kids are already a little older in the present#i just love drawing babies#liv and flea disappear from my brain when they leave the band so idk what they look like now lol#trolls#dreamworks trolls#ex bandmates#trolls oc#les#hed#hed's kids#my art#answered#hed's hair is basically just a bit longer and he let his undercut grow out#and no more goatee#and les wears his bangs and dreads pushed back and grew a long ass beard#(it was inspired by wayne static. i just love his insane hair and beard it was such a cool look. guy just had troll hair irl. rip dude)#the kids designs aren't final because the girlfriend's design isn't final yet either#the gf is basically the last member of the band who joins after floyd leaves
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I don’t know why, maybe because I’ve been on a Garp kick lately.
But I do really think that Garp kind of became like a surrogate Uncle to the Roger boys and by extension Mihawk. Like I can just imagine Roger telling them that if they were ever separated from the crew or if something ever happened to him or Ray and they needed help they should go to Garp (I mean he entrusted his own baby to him it makes sense he’d also entrust his boys)
(for whatever reason Mihawk got this talk too despite him already traveling by himself and not being officially part of Rogers crew. But since Ray adopted him he’s Roger’s brat as well)
All this to say that Garp takes his uncle duties very seriously and what is an uncle if not an inconvenience and an embarrassment?
So Ofcourse he pulls up to Kuriagina during the timeskip (Hawain shirt and all) to visit his new grand babies (read Perona and Zoro) that he’s heard so much about. (read shanks immediately gossiped with him abou mt after stumbling upon them last time he came to visit Mihawk)
And because Garp is essentially the one piece equivalent of Florida man, this goes well for absolutely nobody
Except Zoro who is nothing if not a troll. And game must recognize game.
The monkeys love him tho, he communicates with them on a wavelength nobody can quite understand least of all Garp.
#have been very obsessed with the idea of garp going out of his way to troll Mihawk lately#I just think their dynamic would be amazing#Mihawk immediately calls and tells Shanks if he ever catches sight of him again he will take his other arm#Shanks of course thinks this is adorable#I love the idea that Garp just somehow collected all the little baby pirates from Roger’s era#Mihawk becomes a warlord and garp immediately starts parading him around marine headquarters#as the only one of his hell brood to be actually become a law abiding citizen#and the rest of the marines have to stand there like that isn’t the actual marine hunter#to new recruits and low level marines garp lore goes crazy#throwing thoughts to the void#one piece#dracule mihawk#this is my official petition for Garp to be a memeber of the goth fam#I love complicated family ties#hawkeye mihawk#mishanks#gol d roger#monkey d garp#monkey d. garp#roronoa zoro#zoro#Perona#goth fam#one piece goth family#goth family#one piece marines#silvers rayleigh#akagami no shanks#buggy the clown#garp the fist
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BABIES…
#THEYRE SO CUTE#naruto#sasukes stupid little hairdo… he looks like a troll doll i love it#he’s like a baby gnome or an elf. to me
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I want to tell Inumaki that he is Perfect. He is so expressive and loving even if he can't communicate...I feel like he would be sad for not being enough BUT LIKE HE IS THE NICEST IN WHOLE WORLD 😭😭😭😭 cryin rn
I was feeling really down, but writing this made me feel better, so thank you anon for sending this lovely little idea in.
CW: Shibuya spoilers, mentions of past injury, loss of limb, hurt/comfort, implied depression, insecurity, scars, non-sexual nudity
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“Hey baby, I’m back.”
You called out to your boyfriend as you stepped into your shared apartment. There was no response, but his shoes were in the doorway and his coat was hanging on his hook. Padding into the living space you still couldn’t find him.
“Hey, babe? Toge?”
Concerned you call out again. You knew things were rough for him right now with the five year anniversary of the loss of his arm coming up next week, but you hoped it wasn’t bad enough for him to run off.
The thought caused panic to bubble in you, your chest constricting as you hurriedly went to check the bedroom. The room was a mess, pictures and random scraps of paper strewn about. Picking up a few near the entrance, you realized that they were artifacts of your high school days. Pictures of you and Toge on dates, hanging out with the other second years, and sweet notes he wrote for you made up the mess scattered across the plush carpet.
Then your heart sank. As you surveyed the whirlwind of memories, you realized that they all had something in common. They were all from before the Shibuya Incident. Before he lost his arm.
Following the sound of running water, you pick your way across the room and push open the bathroom door. A blast of steam hits you in the face as you flip the lights and fan on. There he was.
He was sitting in the shower still wearing a pair of gray sweatpants, unresponsive as the near scalding water cascaded down on him. Without a second thought you peel off your shirt and socks before climbing into the shower with him. Crouching before him, you gently brush his sopping bangs out of his eyes.
“Hey babe. Found you.”
You smile softly at him, cupping his face with your right hand. He doesn’t respond, but he leans slightly into your touch.
“Can I hold you?”
You keep your voice gentle and quiet, your heart breaking for him. A slight, barely perceptible nod was the only sign that he even heard you. Maneuvering so you were sitting beside him, you wrap one arm around his back and lean against him. After a moment, he tilts his head so it’s resting on yours.
Sitting in silence, you give him the space and time he needs. After a long stretch of time, he pulls away and turns so you are facing him. You place your hand on his knee and squeeze it, silently telling him that you’re there for him, and he can take all the time he needs.
Clumsily, he begins signing with his remaining hand.
Why are you still with me?
Of all the things he could have asked or said, this was not one of the things you would have anticipated. You take a moment to think. Then you reply simply and bluntly, wanting to make sure that he understood what you were saying.
“Because you’re you. And I love you.”
He looks frustrated and his signing becomes jerkier as he speeds up.
But look at me!
He makes a vague gesture towards his entire body.
“I am. And all I see is the man I love.”
You have an idea where this is coming from, but you want to wait until he says it because the idea that he would think so lowly of himself physically pained you.
But I’m useless! His shoulders slump and he repeats the hand motion. Useless.
“You’re not useless.”
You say firmly.
“Not even in the slightest.”
I am though.
The haunted look of self-loathing looked unnatural on his gorgeous face.
I’m practically useless as a jujutsu sorcerer. I already have this technique that hurts me more than it helps others. Now I can’t even make up for my weakness with my physical ability because I lost my arm.
Tears join the shower water dripping down his face.
And not only am I a worthless jujutsu sorcerer, I’m a pathetic boyfriend. I can’t hold you, the person I love more than anything else in this world, in my arms. I’m not strong enough to protect you. Hell I can’t even tell you I love you with my words!
He averts his gaze to the water going down the drain.
And on top of all that, I’m selfish. I know I’m worthless. I know I’m not good enough for you, but I need you. I’m not a good enough person to let you go.
Finally done, his hand dropped to his side with a small splash.
“Hey.”
Your voice is loving, but insistent as you speak.
“Look at me.”
He complies, his lovely violet eyes dark and hopeless.
“You told me to look at you earlier. And I am. Do you know what I see?”
A pathetic man who-
You continue talking, ignoring him.
“I see the man I fell in love with in high school. He’s grown up and changed, but at heart he’s the same person.”
You caress his cheek, looking deep into his eyes.
“His face has sharpened and become more handsome.”
He shuddered against your palm as you brush your thumb along his cheekbone and jawline.
“His eyes show that he’s seen and experienced indescribable horrors. He’s lost that innocence. But I love him all the more for it. Because I’ve changed too. I’ve lost my innocent belief that we are untouchable. I’ve become harsher, more pessimistic, and less emotional. But you know what’s in my heart?”
You take his hand and place it on your chest. Quietly he watches you, and you can see that your words are starting to penetrate the self-hatred clouding his mind.
“In here lives the silly teenage girl who thought that she and all her loved ones were untouchable, invincible. The girl who cared too much about anything and anyone. The girl who spent hours daydreaming about going on romantic dates with her white haired classmate that always had a mischievous spark in his eyes. The girl who kept a meticulous journal of her dream wedding to a boy with purple eyes and beautiful markings around his mouth.”
The corners of Inumaki’s mouth lifted a miniscule amount and his eyes softened as he remembered. Encouraged, you reach behind you and turn the water off. Continuing to speak, you begin removing his soaked sweatpants.
“As for your inability to tell me that you love me with your words, that has never bothered me.”
Placing the sweatpants beside you to deal with later, you gently tug on his arm until he stands and steps out of the shower.
“Honestly, I like it better that way.”
He shoots you a disbelieving look at your words, but allows you to dry him off before helping him into a fresh pair of boxers and sweatpants.
“Really, I do. It’s so easy to say the words ‘I love you’ and not mean them at all. It’s a lot harder to fake it or lie if you have to express them through your actions. The way you worked so hard everyday to make sure I knew how you felt made me feel even more secure and loved than a few shallow words could.”
You quickly dry yourself off and change into a fresh pair of panties and a new shirt. Leading out of the bathroom and into your bedroom, you sit in the middle of your bed and lay a towel across your lap before patting it. Obediently he laid down and put his head on your lap. You began drying his hair.
“You’re special, Toge. You express yourself through physical touch and acts of service, and have never verbally said the words ‘I love you’ to me, but let me tell you. Not once, in the five and a half years we’ve been dating, have I doubted for even a second that you loved me. Do you understand? I don’t need you to be able to say the words to me. I already know.”
After you finished drying his hair, he sat up and faced you.
But what about my arm? Do you really want to be with me still? I’m disfigured and disabled.
The look in your eyes is so tender he can barely stand it. Why? Why do you look at him with such love and affection?
“Toge.”
You breathe, the look on your face telling him that you knew exactly what was running through his mind.
“I didn’t fall in love with you because of these.”
You squeeze his bicep.
“I fell in love with you because of this.”
You tap his temple.
“And because of this.”
You lay your palm flat against his chest. Looking up at him, he can see the sincerity shining in your eyes.
“I love you for you, Toge. You could be the ugliest, most ratchet mf to ever roam the face of the planet and I would still love you. Because you will always be my person. And I hope that I’ll always be yours.”
He nods, smiling at your word choice as tears well in his eyes, relief hitting him like a freight train as you managed to say exactly what he needed to hear. Tugging your arm, you help him pull you into his lap. Wrapping his arm around your waist, he buries his face in your neck as you drape your arms around his neck and card through his hair.
He presses repeated kisses against the crook of your neck, each one a silent apology for doubting the love you shared.
You rested your cheek against his soft white hair and took comfort in the intimacy of the moment. Kissing the side of his head, you whisper the words you so desperately want him to engrain into his soul and never forget.
“You, Inumaki Toge, are perfect. Just the way you are.”
#lee's brain writes#end of 2023 collab#inumaki x reader#inumaki toge x reader#toge inumaki x reader#inumaki x you#hurt/comfort#jjk x reader#enjoy this soft insecure baby boy inumaki#bc in my eyes he's a little gremlin/troll who loves to make mischief#also a meme master#but i was feeling depressed and sentimental so here you go#idk if you're going to get an inumaki fic not about him being a little shit again
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Totally agree with the vent. I'm Ace myself, still trying to figure where I fall on the Aro spectrum. I always imagined Alastor knowing exactly what type of attachment he's forming to others. He's just one to Deny it to hell and back. Haha.
It's always funny when characters realize that they have accidentally developed relationships in fiction and go: Dammit!
Alastor doing so? *Chef's Kiss" Especially with how antagonism is his love language. However he expresses his affection to others, I want him to be mad about it. Unless it's making others mad, then he finds it hilarious.
His teasing dialogues with Rosie are some of my favorites. The man enjoys his banter.
Hahaha exactly! Alastor seems like the type that he's always aware of other people and his dynamic with them. He pin-pointed Lucifer's insecurity about being an absent-parent within, like, minutes of meeting him. He was with Charlie for a whole week before he pinned down her daddy issues (He literally says, in his totally hilarious commercial "while she (Charlie) avoids her daddy issues by fixing you!" (paraphrased I don't remember the exact sentence).
Alastor is very good at reading people and establishing a dynamic between them (whether it be negative or positive).
So him accidentally developing feelings for one of the characters and going "FFFFFUCK" is the best XD I love it! Especially because his love language can be so antagonistic, that just makes it so much better.
He really does enjoy his banter.
But yeah, Alastor is aware of himself, and even if he doesn't have an exact word for asexuality, he's been in Hell for a long time, and that place isn't exactly known for it's pearl-clutching celibacy. If he didn't know he didn't want sex before, he's well aware of it now LMAO
#and its like#Alastor can be oblivious about his asexuality#he can be unaware of what it IS#but he's still an adult and he knows about himself#he can explore asexuality and it can be done in a way that isn't patronizing or treating him like a naive little baby#hehe i love the relationships ALastor has in the show#he really does enjoy his banter#he's such a troll#hazbin hotel#hazbin alastor#alastor#hazbin hotel alastor#the radio demon#asks#asexuality#asexual#acespec#aroace#aromantic#ace alastor#asexual alastor
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Prince Finley Heath of Techno
Parents: King Trollex and John Dory Heath
Siblings: N/A
Age: 13
Pronouns: He/Him
Sexuality: Questioning
Genre: Undetermined
Voice Claim: N/A
The only son of King Trollex and John Dory, and sole heir to the Kingdom of Techno. Shy, reserved, and unsure of himself and his title, Finley is known as the "Prince of Silence".
Finley is one of the most unique Trolls to have been born, as he was born without vocal chords. Extensive research has been done as to why his vocal chords never grew properly, but nothing has been determined. As a result, Finley speaks using sign language, and usually is seen with someone who can interpret for him.
Because he has no voice, Finley often hides himself from the public eye. He's incredibly shy and hates being out for all to see. The only time he comes out is when he's with his fathers', and he often hides behind them as they walk or swim around Techno Reef.
Finley is often seen reading stories in his spare time, specifically stories about the history of music. He hopes that by reading about it, it will help him understand music. So far it hasn't worked, but it has made him quite knowledgeable about history, and he can answer almost any question about any musical history.
Finley is very close with his dads. Even though he doesn't have a voice, Trollex and JD adore Finley. He's their little miracle, and nothing could ever change that. Despite the judgement that he receives from the general population due to the fact that he can't sing, Finley and his dads are super close.
Music wise, Finley is one of the few Trolls with no connection to any kind of music whatsoever. Because he has no vocal chords, Finley can't sing at all. He can't seem to get a handle on instruments or mizboards either. A lot of Finley's self-worth issues are caused by this, has many Trolls have high expectations for a royal troll's musical talent. The only musical skill Finley has a handle on is dancing, and even that's a strained skill. He mostly taps his feet along to the beat, like his body wants to do more, but can't as it is.
Finley currently resides in Techno Reef alongside his family.
Fun Facts!
When Finley turned 10, JD gifted him a caterbus egg laid by his own beloved Rhonda. Finley named her Lasi after a character from one of his favorite books. Since she’s so small, she spends her time curled up in Finley’s hair, spending her time resting so she grow bigger.
Finley’s closest friend is his cousin, Iris. The two actually hatched on the same day, hence them spending so much time together. Iris is Finley’s main interpreter, and is often seen near him.
Finley wears a giant sweater to hide his rainbow colored arms. The rainbow on the arms is representative of the Techno Royal Family, and Finley hides to his out of shame due to his inability to sing and his lack of understanding of Techno music.
Finley has incredibly twitchy feet. He doesn’t understand why, but he’s never been able to keep his feet still. He feels like he needs to be doing something with them, like dance, but not like others do. It frustrates him to no end.
And that's my JD/Trollex baby!! Also HI IM NOT DEAD LOL
Sorry this took so long, I got the seasonal depressions hdbcjdbcfh
At long last, we meet the main character of my AU, Prince Finley! A sweet little baby who doesn't understand music like other Trolls do. Finley's vocal chords are severally underdeveloped, making it physically impossible for him to sing, much less speak. I've got big plans for this little guy~
I swear I'll try to continue uploading more often, but life's been tough djxbjdbdh
No voice example cuz he got no voice hdhdbdb
#dreamworks trolls#trolls#myart#trolls oc#trolls the depths au#trollstopia#fishipping trolls#fishipping#trolls john dory#trolls trollex#little itty bitty baby boy#i love him so much#he is the LIGHT of John snd Trollexs life#dont worry he'll find his music eventually!#just gonna take him a bit
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#i have a rant but it doesn't need to be seen so its going in the tags- like i need to get it out but like it doesn't need to be 'loud' yo?#*yk?#also sidenote my emoji keyboard updated so there's probably gonna be a lot of typos#i seriously cant believe my eyes when it comes to some of the hate online#like#i just blocked a good dozen people because they were just so--- mean spirited? i mean i guess its no surprise there's trolls on the internet#but these ppl are not trolls they just genuinely have these hateful opinions. and that's fine. thats why I'm whispering in my tags because#like it really is fine they're not doing anything wrong. but i just cant bwlelievw my eyes#how can people just so profoundly misunderstand others? and then yell about it so loudly like they're the the most righteous voice?#especially on the internet. i think a lot of times we forget that we only see a tiny little window into what a person is really like.#we will never know the whole story of who someone is or what they've been through in a parasocial format. hell even in a real life format.#it just boggles my mind#i cant imagine the amour of strength it must take to be bullied your whole entire life- as a child and teen and now as an adult creator.#thats insane#and then to have people constantly demanding that you step back into the ring#as if they've never made a mistake before - as if they're anger as a stranger on the internet is some sort of divine right#i just wow#complete opposite energy of the boop button#we need more boop buttons#metaphorically and literally- we need to push more buttons that say 'i love you' that say 'i don't know who the fuck you are or what you've#been through jut i see you and i love you'#what if we all just held hands#ugh#i guess you could call this rant 'baby's first time seeing an anti tag'#ughhhhh
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TOH S3 AU - the “Collector Forecast”
AU where the Collector doesn’t take over the whole isles, they’re like a roaming storm of mischief - a place gets swept up for the day, he plays around with the people and then puts them back.
Minor season 3 incidental spoilers under the cut - nothing that the trailers wouldn’t show, but just to be safe.
King’s a smart kid - he was able to think on his feet and tell Collector that “You got put in time out for leaving too big a mess.” so they compromise.
One adventure a day, and anything they break he has to put back, and anyone he puppets he has to turn back as well. (They’re a little kid, sometimes he doesn’t do it, but it’s not the end of the world. King is holding out hope he can eventually stop the Collector and rescue everyone.) There’s still the Archives - but the Collector only puts his “Favorite Toys” in there. (Belos had such a nice time “playing with” the Coven Heads, they might as well give it a shot.) There’s weekly tea parties, but no one actually comes up to the Archive.
King and Eda eventually get into contact with Perry Porter, and he runs a special “Collector Forecast” detailing where they’re going. The forecast gives the people some time to prepare.
and - much like any major crisis (hurricanes, tornadoes, covid-19) people adapt. They learn to stay away from the Collector - they start to rebuild the government themselves.
When the Hexsquad comes back from the Human Realm, it’s almost back to normal. The Night Market is back up, the Emperor’s Coven is flailing around without their leaders, the other magic schools are slowly mixing magic tracks.
Since the Owl House was raided, Luz and Camilla don’t have a home anymore. The other parents (Perry, Gilbert, Harvey, Edric, Emira, and Alador) pitch in to fix the Owl House so that Luz and Camilla have a place to live. (there’s a nest for Eda and King, but Luz doesn’t sleep in it.)
The People are split – on one hand they’ve got Proof that Belos has done a draining spell to kill them. On the other hand, it becomes clear he was never talking to the Titan, just the Collector. There’s a schism of people willing to forgive Belos, as he was “tricked” into doing Collector’s will. There’s people trying to fight for no mandatory Coven Marks - because they don’t want that to happen again.
(Perry Porter trying his hardest to interview the Collector, because he was one of the last people to see what happened to his son Gus. Post-Hexsquad return, the Collector was by Phillip’s side for 400 years - he knows things, but he doesn’t know that he knows things.
I mean - The little child Collector, getting asked “do you know what would have happened to the people if the Draining Spell was completed?” and him having a visible crisis and Dad Perry seeing that a child is having a crisis is consuming me right now.)
Luz goes back to Hexside - she tries to live her life, but it’s different. She still wants to track down Eda and King, but she has to get a lay of the land first. Her friends deserve time with their families. They try to have “s1″ style adventures, but it’s a little awkward.
So to hook back into a finale, Luz becomes a “Collector Chaser” - chasing down the storms, trying to track down the Collector and get to King and Eda because - well. Weirdos stick together.
(belos gets rekt like canon that ending for him was poetry.)
#toh au#the collector#king clawthorne#perry porter#luz noceda#gus porter#the owl house spoilers#spoilers#the collector is just a little guy!!!#a baby with no sense of anything and I love him#and also - i saw some takes about redeeming belos#that goop has been alive for 400 years and hasn't self reflected a bit#do what luz did and what you do to internet trolls and just - walk away don't feed them don't do anything#give one up for Perry Porter - fantastic single Dad who's seen too much and loves his son so much more!#lazlo's lulls
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i think its awesome how every single one of my f/os, romantic or otherwise, would smoke weed with me EXCEPT dave. hed joke about it but if i asked him he would be so fucking scared. mf would never
#and thats MY TRUTH!!!!!!!#like i ask him and he says yes out of instinct so i set everything up and start to just like walk him through the basics#but he just chickens out. he does NOT smoke WEED im SERIOUS!!!!!!#hes scared little scared idiot baby little fucking loser cant pick up a blunt#he wishes he could cause its cool or whatever but he could never. or alternafively he doesnt get affected due to adhd#but hes too scared to say anything so he just. pretends#i dont care if this is ooc maybe he smokes when hes older but if you asked him before like 25 hed be so scared#cherry chats#im going to bed. im just mourning the 2g i LOST awhile back#like i just. forgot where i put it. and i havent been able to find it so i havent gotten high in like. months LMFAO#shit lets be rails ill be the shoosh to your pap#that said i bet he loves messing with me while im high. hes like the worlds trolliest trip sitter#and by troll i obviously dont mean the. homestuck kind. whatever you get it#hed think thats so fun hes so great
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This is so funny that it's actually cool
N2 Floyd in the first movie
Sad little man got himself captured :(
He also gets punched in the face, but that's neither here nor there lmao
Also sorry for not posting for a fat minute I've been busy XD
Bonus: What John and Branch be doing
RIP in pieces John Dory, you were a brave troll and will be missed
I've got some more doodles of them going through it in the first movie, maybe we will see them soon teehee .
#trolls au#trolls#trolls 3#n2 au#not the only one au#trolls branch#trolls floyd#trolls john dory#that little sketch of bridget was the first time ive drawn her#shes so freaking cute#also someone seems to recognize floyds little angry face#john and Branch are also going through it#cuz in the dream this originates from jd legit tried to throw hands with a whole ass bergen#branch is just losing brothers by the second#but he still goes out to help poppy#this is just so sad#I love it#but it hurts me#Don't kill off the babies
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EARLY OFF TRACK WOOO
News today, YAY 🥳😍
- Alex joked about racing the number 69 at Talledega sponsored by Twisted T 😂 (atp I didn’t know that Hinch and Tim didn’t know my perfect demon baby troll 😈)
- Castle Run has his debut at Churchill Downs this Saturday night (“horses can have races Saturday night but IndyCar can’t” 💀) AND ALEX IS GOING (I don’t feel bad saying this bc Alex said it himself)
- Castle Run is looking really good and has won his 4 training races 🐎
- They talked charter - highlights are teams are limited to 3 cars; teams are guaranteed entry to every race except the Indy500 with those three; and you can’t have more than 3 drivers attached to a car (the “Coyne rule” 💀); they were positive and think it’s establishing value on the series; PREMA can’t compete for the leaders circle but can compete to race 🏁
- James thinks 22 leaders circle, 25 charters and 27 spaces is complicated, especially if we have more than just the PREMAs rock up (like Juri did in Portland) 😎
- Alex was playing golf when he found out about the RLL raid but Graham is opening a load of fancy stuff at his pavilion and Alex wants to be a member and keep his pace car there (they assumed he doesn’t listen to this) 💃🏼
- Discussed Logan “James’ boy” doing his MSR test 🏎️
ECR News 😍😍😍😍
- Alex is driving for the next several years (more than two!!!!!!)
- Alex TOLD THEM AS THEY WERE RECORDING THE EPISODE (Monday)
- Which makes soooo much sense that James was just casually chatting about Rinus having lost his seat and then Alex dropped the Splenda sponsor and his own news SQUEAL…
- James “you’re such a dick… you suck… congrats buddy”
- “I’m employed, woo!” (I LOVE HIM)
- Alex cackling “no I am not sharing a car with Ed” “but you share a plane!”
- Two big selling points: staying with GM and Chevrolet; big sponsor with Splenda and being a part of growing the team
- Rossi in an ECR at the 500 😍😍
- Had to wait for the charter agreement to be officially in place for Splenda to come on board for this to happen (apparently it’s the same for James with Fox???! TELL ME MORE)
- He’s in the car at IMS in 2 weeks
- He doesn’t know his sponsor car yet so he could be in a Splendaaaaaaaa car
- Tim and James would like free stuff from Heartland Foods Products Group
#I am little so happy I’m kicking my feet#my baby has a seat#and he was such a fucking troll I love him#indycar#alexander rossi#alex rossi#off track with hinch and rossi
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guys love is real my friends found me a poppy trolls plushie from a random charity shop and bought it for me. fuck. the world is beautiful my friends are wonderful i am not alone after all i am cherished
#ness says stuff#YES poppy fron trolls the hit franchise i had a minor trolls hyperfixation at the beginning of this year#and unfortunately the singing killed my grandma franchise is a little dear to me now#so i am Overjoyed#my friend sent a pic of my butch bestie holding plushie poppy like a 1 y/o baby w the biggest smile on their face#i love platonic love
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breathes, I need to make a masterlist for DC. Writing Batfam is becoming too fun
*I don't own DC also reader is gender neutral. this could be applied to yandere batfam as well, i think*
Bruce, Batfam and baby! Reader would be fun to watch. This man raised children but apparently having a baby in the house made him realize that he still has a lot to learn. Reader arrives at the estate as a baby after their mom (ex fling) decides that it will be better if they will be with Bruce instead.
If this man’s sleep schedule was bad before, now it's abysmal. It was so bad that Batfam had to step in. Baby! Reader cries at 3 a.m. and before Bruce can even stand up he sees Jason at the dark corner of the room telling him to go back to sleep because Dick already has it handled. I love the idea of baby reader’s crib being in Bruce’s room because it will be easier to reach the crying baby reader at night that way.
There’s no such thing as too much clothes. Batfam sees something cute or a baby clothing, they are buying it. Damian is partial towards stuffed animals and he will deny it but Bruce had seen him bonding with by reading animal related baby books. I also see Damian as a possessive brother in the sense that once they have their hands on baby! reader, they will never let anyone else hold them. Not even Bruce.
Batfamily had to now pack another shirt whenever they go outside with baby!reader or else they’ll be coming home wet with baby drool. Every Batsibling has their alarm clocks and they’ll always fight each other on who gets to feed the baby reader. Alfred wins most of the time because the siblings get too caught up in the fighting; they just forget about feeding the baby.
Jason will nonstop troll Bruce for sure. Bruce will be entering the dining hall all tired with baby reader in his arms and Jason will be singing, ‘A single mom who works two jobs’ meme until Bruce glares at him or tells him to stop. Coffee supply on the estate doubles because Tim is not the only one addicted now, Bruce too.
Superhero themed onesies are banned inside the house because it became a mini competition between the batfam but don’t let anyone know that Bruce kept a Batman bib. Every bedroom is baby proofed because each sibling just loves to monopolize baby readers.
Galas are now fun. The batfam who previously avoids galas like it’s a plague now from time to time pops in to say that Bruce is gonna be late because either baby reader got into a teeny tiny accident and needed to be changed or baby reader got into Stephanie’s make up kit and needed to be wiped clean.
The idea of a baby!reader learning how to crawl and walk is funny too. Bruce just constantly stressed out because his little baby just disappears and then comes back in the arms of a sibling who told him that they crawled to their room. Baby reader sees older siblings training and they’ll be trying to replicate it (with the siblings making sure it won’t be dangerous of course). Just imagine Dick’s social media with a picture of him stretching and baby reader (face covered for privacy) next to him replicating it.
Batfam was overprotective before and it became more protective now. Tim will always be quick to cover baby!reader’s face when the siblings are out in public say for ice cream or a little shopping trip. Securities are doubled too. If one sibling is taking baby reader out, another one will be following behind and the others are on the roof. No baby photos because let’s face it, one quick photo can land on a random newspaper and some villains might get their hands on a copy.
Damian will always be quick to pull away baby!reader on galas especially when Bruce is surrounded by women who try flirting with him using their ‘maternal’ skills. Passing baby!reader around the gala are not allowed unless Bruce himself lets the person hold the baby!reader.
Imagine one day Batman goes to a Justice League meeting with the baby! Reader strapped on their chest because apparently the batfam is busy and Alfred is on vacation. If Bruce only knew that the batfam lied because the JL wants to meet the baby reader. Did Justice League got overboard with the Christmas gifts the next year? Shhh… we don’t talk about that, the impromptu storage room is still full.
#platonic batfam#platonic batfamily#platonic batman#platonic batman x reader#damian wayne#tim drake#jason todd#dick greyson#alfred pennyworth#batfam x reader#batfam x batsis#batfam x you#batfam x batbro#batfam x male reader#batfam x gn reader#cassandra cain#stephanie brown#platonic justice league#platonic yandere batfam#yandere batfam x reader#yandere batfam#yandere batfamily#soft yandere#platonic yandere
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It appears that one may only receive gentle snuggles when one has first dissociated and sat on the floor
Local idiot placed in air jail for Bites Me crimes. Immediately retaliates with Farts In My Face. When will there be peace
#Ollieposting#I'm good now life is good#My son#My boy#My shitty little bridge troll#His little bare ass whiteboy bald baby lips#I love him so much guys
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