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Quotes From Curse of Strahd
"Anyone want to recap?" - the GM "Strahd was almost dead. Totally. Yep. Five HP. Begging for his life, actually. We're considering sparing him." - the whole party
"The commoners only have one hit point. That's like the bottom of a juice box to a vampire." - the bard
"Jump into the tentacles! It's nice and warm!" - the (dead) wizard (RIP). "They're certified in reiki!" - the bard
"Strahd is bascially Kevin MacAllister in this place." - the bard
"He's giving Lord Farquaad energy." - the paladin "Nice bangs, loser!" - the bard
"You could french kiss Strahd with your breath weapon." - the bard
"Suck it, bitch!" - the cleric
"This is going to hurt you more than it will hurt me." - the wizard
"Your options at zero hit points are: spurt blood, gargle, and cough." - the GM
"Sixteen damage." - the GM "Could you make that ten instead?" - the wizard
"It's like a slurpee now. He's going to need a straw to drink that guy's blood." - the bard
"It's firing squad rules. If the entire party participates, it's valid." - the GM
"Rampage away, lovely lady!" - the bard to the construct
"He's got no more blood! What are you doing?!" - the bard
"Takes a special kind of person to go after the deadest guy." - the paladin
"Ismark, the chill." - the bard
"I would like to drink your healing potion." - the wizard
"I drop out of the air, kick my wings in at the last moment, fly over to the spectre and kill it with my blood spear, sucking up its life force." - the barbarian "Strahd drops in out of the fog behind you." - the GM "My entrance was way more metal." "It was. Strahd knows it. He's glaring at you."
#d&d#ttrpg#curse of strahd#quotes from last night's game#quotes from the table#out of context dnd#dnd
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Someone further down mentioned “maybe multiple someones who didn’t want him”, and honestly I think that might be it. I read the lyrics that are available and listened to what I could stand of the new ones, and they sound like they’re about more than one person. Obviously Jules is the toxic situationship, but there’s supposedly one who was a friend he was in love with but never involved with, one where a relationship faded out, and one he was with but claims he couldn’t let himself believe loved him back.
I also think some of them might just be fictional, not just that pirate garbage. There are so many direct ripoffs of books, and movies, and you could make arguments for some of his own characters, that it’s like he wants to believe he’s them. Kevin mentioned on his social media that he wrote most of that Beloved mess with Ben’s help. I don’t know if that makes it worse that more than one person is writing this crap, but he insinuated it was partially about someone who died so I���ll leave that alone. But that new song he’s singing with the blonde girl is an almost direct rewrite of I Can’t Make You Love Me by Bonnie Raitt.
It’s like he’s moved past all sense of the escapism being so important that he harps on, and into everything he consumes, including the roles he plays, being some kind of self-insert life he can dream he’s had. It’s why he’s so desperate for the rom-com. Partly marketing and a dead career, but he wants to live vicariously through the character winning the girl and being in love and happy. He’s more delusional than his fans are, and possibly even more pathetic than his haters [deserved] already thought.
Alright then, I will take your name propositions now
toxic situationship - Jules crush on a friend - ??? faded out relationship - ??? (Peyton?) no love babe - ???
And I do bet his Imma an empath and Imma opening up album is mostly fiction, like this man is as bland as flour so he probably has nothing to write about that one song america's got talent finalist had already done lol Then the obvious group efforts that someone mentioned too, both Kevin and Calahan. Like I do understand a writing room but ye know like during a TV show not an album lol OH! and the rip offs xd obviously like there gotta be a song inspired by when harry met sally too and HP meta hidden message
some kind of self-insert life he can dream he’s had - MUFFIN THIS!!1! That is exactly what is happening here. He's literally buying himself a career cuz he has no talent or other merits whatsoever to have it organically. It's his dream whatever fanfiction he would love his life to be like… TRUE THIS!!1!
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Episode 12- “i’m like a witch stirring my little pot and making my little potion. and the whole goal of the potion is to flip. this. game. on. it’s. head.”-Joanna
I am DONE with Landen. DONE. I want to see what Lily has to say but I am TIRED of being out of the majority for all these votes and you know what??? Kevin asked if I wanted to flip to Landen because he SENSED this kind of thing was going on and I just couldn't believe that he would do it when HIS NAME IS FUCKING ON THE LINE. WHY DO THIS? WHY?? I'm just sick. I'm done being used, and now he is going to go and tell Chips everything I told he and Lily in private and I am just DONE. IF I HAD NOT PROMISED JULES SAFETY I WOULD HAVE VOTED WITH THEM!! ALL THEY HAD TO DO WAS CLUE ME IN. I am so done. I don't know how Kevin and I are the liars here, I really don't.
1 hour later
Me aligning with the other two people that were on the wrong side of the vote??? YES PLEASE. I am so... shook. By whatever the heck Landen just pulled off. I still don't understand it. He said that he almost told me but that I promised Jules that I wouldn't vote for her so he wasn't going to tell me. The way he described it was insane, he is going to mess around and win this entire game if he doesn't go home soon. If CBS doesn't cast Landen for a legit season one day... ANYWAY, I think Juls and Kevin are going to make an alliance chat for the three of us. I told Kevin before heading to bed that I would put all my money on him or Juls if that helped one of them win immunity, which might cause me to go home this round but it would be really cute if we did somehow manage to get someone else to vote with us and us figure out SOMEONE to get out. I can't believe there are eight people left and four of them are OG Hufflepuff.
this game is so damn stressful but everything I do, I do for jury lmao so shoutout to Jacob, Max, Owen, and Dan. you want Jules out? you got it! all I ask is that you flame her just a little extra just for me thanks boys
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1TkrrzYlLb7ZfWcPgWVWiRmO7qzTX8-4F/view?usp=sharing
This gosh darn game. Really just so happy to be here at final 8 and can't believe 1/2 of those left are people I started this game with on Hufflepuff (rip Max <3). I genuinely hope one of us wins because I've never seen this happen before (not that I've really played that many games) but point still stands. Last nights vote went as I had hoped, Jules went home. I have the least amount of strategic rapport with her so it felt like the best move for me at the time. But I'm really again not super happy with how it went down. I didn't tell Kevin or Ruthie that I wanted to vote Jules. I was just nervous. I was pretty happy with any outcome that got someone out that wasn't OG HP; Jules, Joanna, Autumn, Chips, Juls because ultimately I really do hope that hufflepuff does the incredible here and becomes final 4. BUT. I did feel solid about the alliance between Joanna, Autumn, Chips, Landen, and myself mostly because I still do trust Landen the most and I thought they were all honest it wanting to vote Jules out. Its really hard to tell with Joanna though, really an icon move honestly. What I do know is that this next vote is gonna be insane (as literally...every tribal in this game has been). Will there be another case of rocks? Time will tell. And I'd say now more than ever, immunity is going to be essential.
After a crazy round last time, I got what I wanted by pushing the elimination of Jules. Jules is somebody who I liked a lot on a personal level, and was excited to get to know, but as the game progressed, it became clear that Jules, Juls, and Kevin, were never going to see me as a priority in the game at all, and would continue to use their alliance to their own advantage and keep me on the bottom, with each round getting harder and harder for myself and Lily to survive. Sure, Autumn and Chips had targeted me before, but working against them wasn't going to do anything - the others were never going to turn on them. But by exposing the way Kevin and Jules had been protecting me, Lily, and Ruthie, I could create a real systematic change in the way the game worked, even if it required working with the head honchos of the Lily vote. That is the sad truth that sometimes you just have to work with the enemy and that was one of those times and it will continue to be one of those times! The round was very intense, first because everyone was ignoring me, and then because Chips leaked lots of information which resulted in a very hard round because I couldn't tell if Chips was trying to flip or not. Autumn was able to calm me down and I appreciate that from her a lot. But I'm also still annoyed that Chips leaked the information in the first place, because it made a very simple vote, MUCH harder to pull off, when at first we could've blindsided them into believing that it was a simple Ruthie vote with me and Lily trying to scramble for Chips but failing, while the real vote was Jules all along. It all worked out in the end though, so I guess we'll just pretend like those scrambles didn't happen. Teehee. That brings me to this round, I've had to push so hard for what I want every single round and fight to survive, and with so many spells looking like they're still in the game.. (The Gryff and Huff idols specifically) that could get me into VERY serious trouble soon. I do feel that I have a very good strategy in surrounding myself with Autumn and Lily, however. I am hoping that Kevin and Ruthie know that going after me or Lily puts them in a horrible position, strategywise - that it makes far more sense to target Autumn or even Joanna for them (since we are giving Chips immunity, which was not my preference, but again, the strategy this round is to not push anything). Autumn having 2 pocket votes, and a connection to Juls, and me and Lily on her side right now, makes her the far more dangerous opponent, and if they do want to use an idol, that would be the person to go for. Kevin is smart, so I'm expecting that he'll recognize this, and that makes me safe from their side. Of course I'll be safe from Autumn Chips and Joanna because they'll want to target Kevin and Ruthie after the mess we've made. By creating the sides of the war, I've given myself the freedom to securely pick the side I'm on, but leave open connections to another side that won't try to kill me as they try to put the game back in their favor, and I've ensured that the people on my side, in the majority, won't really have a reason to take me out. At least - not yet. Of course once the endgame comes around there's going to be talk of threats and winning at the Final 3 swirling around EVERYWHERE, where that fake "Goats VS Threats" narrative is going to come into play. I'm hoping at that stage in the game Autumn and Lily will be focused on eachother because let's be real - the jury doesn't like me that much! Anyone with a brain could see that I'm only winning at the end if I'm against Chips and Joanna... And even then it's going to be a very close one between me and Chips. So why not take me to the end :D Autumn might try to take out me and Lily both, but Lily would hopefully be her first priority, that way I could sneak into the Finals through use of immunities, which, I'm hoping by the next round, will STOP BEING SOCIAL CHALLENGES GOD DAMNIT. I may be an emotional, paranoid wreck, but it's hard not to be when every little thing has to go perfect for you to completely restructure the merge so you're sitting in the best spot when before you were in the worst. And that's how you make a marshmallow move, baby!
Me trying to play dumb with Lily and Landen when I am in fact... dumb, LOL. I"m just trying to come across extra clueless like I'm someone they can just tell to vote HOWEVER and hopefully Juls, Kevin and I can find a crack somewhere. I really feel like they are trying to vote Kevin out this round. But I am constantly wrong so who knows.
6 hours later
I am both laying low AND kissing Landen and Lily's vote. I told them I wasn't going to be around much today and that I probably wouldn't make it to tribal... not sure if I'll get on or not for it but I'm trying to take the 'i don't care what we do, just tell me how to vote' way this round. In a perfect world, I'm trying to work with Kevin, Juls and Kevin thinks that maybe Joanna will vote with us also. There are eight people and there could potentially be rocks but I don't think Autumn would be down to go to rocks so... maybe Landen or Lily will be the ones going home tonight. I'm tired of being in the middle of it all so I'm just trying to lay low this week and do what other people tell me to. If I feel like it is going to be me I'll scramble and just... come up with something extra.
oh shit, i'm in the middle again
20 minutes later
i'm trying to make a move, but... is it right? i don't know
2 hours later
we might be going to rocks tonight and it was all my idea. if that ain’t a game winning move who knows what is. i’m like a witch stirring my little pot and making my little potion. and the whole goal of the potion is to flip. this. game. on. it’s. head.
I HATE IT HERE! ever since jules left my life means nothing... and now i may be getting some votes tonight which do i really care about? no. but if landen doesn’t go i’m literally fucked in terms with trust in him which is why i need him to GOOOOO i’m so TIRED of the majority always getting what they want so i need that twink obliterated STAT. i love him dearly but i’m bitter and out for blood so what must be done.. must be done. rocks sounding pretty sexy tonight
https://youtu.be/gwC4Kb8TRU0
So I guess I figured out the challenge faster than a lot of people? You just kind of have to hope you have a good alliance then invest all your money so no one else can snake it by investing all of theirs and your alliance invests in you. Luckily I'm in a group of 5... so that was easy. I put it in random.org really hoping that my name would turn up. IT DID! The random gods looking out. Anyway, I really want to vote Kevin for this tribal. Regardless of powers of whatever since I'm immune. He never talks game with me and then "forgets" to respond to me until after tribal councils. Autumn has previously communicated to me that she is close with him. Joanna doesn't want to vote him. The alliance is teetering between him and Ruthie and even maybe Juls. I don't know that Kevin will be going this tribal, but if he doesn't it will be interesting to see where the votes fall. Autumn communicated an end game goal with me that involves him leaving this round followed by Landen next one. If, for some reason, he doesn't go that puts a major wrench into things. Hopefully I can turn up the heat and start performing well at challenges moving forward so I don't have to worry about where votes are going... but honesty at this point I don't know.
I think I’m gonna die? and maybe it’s for the best? but also I don’t want to die?? does that make sense??? https://drive.google.com/file/d/1WEDXWIjiD57_NuFQGGjdtI4y8RIyD_t_/view?usp=drivesdk
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i was tagged by @sikenswinter, thank you <33
(fyi: all characters are from aftg bc i’m trash)
i • which character are you most similar to?
renee or betsy
ii • which character are you most dissimilar to?
allison
iii • if you were in a zombie apocalypse, which character would you bring with you?
i think renee could def save my ass
iv • what is your favourite aus?
soulmates, enemies to lovers, hp, superpowers
v • what trope did you suspect a character would fall into but proved you wrong?
i thought for a long time that neil would die a tragic death as a hero or sth, thank god i was wrong (tho nora had drafts where he died)
vi • what is your favourite genre?
fantasy, sci-fi
vii • if you could write a book, how would you describe it in five words?
no hetero characters become family
viii• describe your favourite book in five words
exy, murder, love, family, mafia
ix • do you prefer guarded or open characters?
both are interesting to explore!
x • which three songs suit your favourite character(s)?
welshly arms - legendary (all the foxes)
eden - drugs (andreil)
hidden citiziens - i ran (neil)
xi • what fics do you wish there were more of?
more kandreil,,,, p l s and also more dan/allison/renee!
xii • what’s your favourite line?
fight because you don’t know how to die quietly. win because you don’t know how to lose. the king’s ruled long enough. it’s time to tear his castle down.
xiii• what line made you laugh?
honestly,,, all the Sass, the foxes are such a sassy bunch lmao
xiv• if you were paired up in a group project, who would you want to be with?
hm, renee, kevin or aaron
xv • if you could turn your favourite book(s) into a different genre, what would it be and why?
i think aftg would be lit if it was with superpowers idk
xvi• which character would you be best friends with?
tbfh i think nicky or dan
which character would you:
i • go on a road trip with?
all of them (the short vacation proved how much of a fun mess that is)
ii • venture into the woods with?
dan, renee and allison
iii • go on late-night escapades with?
the monsters
iv • cause trouble and get away with it with?
the monsters
v • share a mixtape under the stars with?
renee
vi • FIGHT TO THE DEATH
riko, nathan and basically everyone who ever hurt the foxes
vii • give up your entire mortal existence for?
all of them wyd
viii• go on a heist with and succeed?
andrew and neil
ix • be in a gang with?
all of them
x • have a dorky handshake with?
matt and nicky asdfg
xi • bring home to the family?
the upperclassmen (my parents wouldn’t like the monsters probably so rip)
xii • bake with?
renee and kevin
xiii• fall in love with? (platonic/romantic/sexual, depending on your sexuality)
asdff renee and kevin
xiv• sit on a roof at 2am in peaceful company with?
andrew and neil
xv • bring into a different book and explore with?
all of them in hp would be so cool!
i tag: @minyardx, @bookdancer34, @annawrites, @foxes-evermore, @aaronsminyard, @she-means-everything, @sunshine-knox, @space-josten, @hermionegrcngers, @spaecy, @strikingneil
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Get to know me tag-
This is cute and I was tagged by @seouldreams14 @brandnew-ldh @park-woojin @minhyunnns @oneminhyun (and maybe someone else but my activity feed doesn’t show everyone rip) (also I’m sobbing bc people think of me kejrlkwejr)
Rules: Tag followers you would like to know better.
Name: Kenia~
Nickname: trash, jaehwan’s #1 enemy, umm one time my professor called Kevin because my handwriting is a mess so my name on my test looked like “Kevin”
Star Sign: Pisces but I’m on the cusp bc my bday is March 20
Height: 4′11 = around 150cm = super short (esp. since I’m 21 :( people always think I’m younger)
Sexual Orientation: I like guys and girls but I’ve had close to zero experience with either so yeah.
Hogwarts House: Ravenclaw (I was so hyped for Pottermore when it launched, I was even part of the beta and everything. I love HP okay.)
Favorite Color: the color of the bruise on Jaehwan’s face when I punch him (IM KIDDING), I like pastels and faded colors and I like the color of bricks and I like deep yellows and I like the color of the sky after the sun sets but before it’s fully night so it’s purple and blue with pink at the top.
Favorite Animal: Turtles (bc of my 2 fave bugis~) (but actually I guess bunnies. I love bunnies and I used to have 2 but they died (press f to pay respects)
Average Hours of Sleep: 5 on a good day, 3 on every other day- I have terrible insomnia.
Number of Blankets: 1 but it’s a heavy one.
Favorite Singer/Band: Urban Electro Band Nu’est (umm non kpop: probably grimes, bleachers, cage the elephant, and lots more)
Dream Trip: Probably Seoul? (like most kpop fans tbh). Or a trip back to Guatemala because I was raised there but I haven’t been back since I was a child :’(
Dream Job: Jaehwan’s manager or CEO of a company with all the p101 trainees. But more seriously: I don’t really have any dream jobs- I’m okay with anything that pays the bills, isn’t too soul draining or pressuring, and let’s me have time to enjoy the things I like to do.
When Was Your Blog Created: May 03, 2017~ (right before episode 5 of p101)
Current # of Followers: 3k+ and I’m sobbing because of that
What Made You Create Your Tumblr: akljjerjwlker maybe this is personal but I have chronic depression that comes in waves and I was in a pretty bad part of it when p101 started but the show gave me something to look forward to every friday and I was also really yearning to belong somewhere and be part of a community so I took the chance and made this blog. It honestly wasn’t supposed to be a serious blog- I was just going to reblog and freak out in my tags but I got motivated by other creators so I spent a night learning how to gif and then people asked my opinion (which made me so emotional even though its such a small action because I’ve always felt really really alone) and suddenly I was participating more and actually talking to people and ijerlkewrjwelk. I’m very thankful I created this blog.
I tag (if you want to and haven’t done it yet): @kimdonghyun, @hitoritabi, @ong-seungwoo, @king-jaehwan @donghans, @bbaekmin @kim-biased @hwangminyeo @extraongdinary
#personal#these are fun#AND I GOT PERSONAL LMAO RIPI#jklrejrlew lack of sleep makes me more talkative#im always talkative though
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Supersonica: A rapid Ducati Panigale from Jett Design
How many custom builders can squeeze the last ounce of performance out of a modern sportbike and give the aesthetics a jolt of adrenaline? Not many.
That makes Virginia-based Andrew Jett a rarity. The clue is in his fine arts/design background, coupled with a serious taste for speed. He wowed us a year ago with his custom Triumph Street Triple, and has just thrown the wraps off this brilliant custom Ducati Panigale.
The stats of the bike are impressive. Andrew has dropped the dry weight from 176 to 160 kilos (387 to 353 pounds), and bumped up the power from 157 hp to 165 at the crank. It makes an already fast bike even faster, with the speed to match its aggressive new looks.
“I’ve been intrigued by motorcycles since I was a kid,” says Andrew. “Combined with that fascination was a desire to modify bikes—with lighter weight, better handling and a more ‘focused’ experience for the rider.”
Andrew has called his bike the Ducati ‘955S’—after the engine capacity and the Superquadro motor. He bought it brand new off the showroom floor in early 2017. “It was the first Ducati I purchased, and I bought it as my personal bike. This bike has always been my personal favorite because of its intense riding experience.”
After a season of riding, it sat in the Jett Design workshop for almost two years while Andrew pondered over a redesign. “During the recent stay at home orders, I focused on getting this bike completely rebuilt. I had the time to think about what I really loved about it, and what factory design aspects I wanted to change.”
Andrew decided to go for a stripped-down lightweight machine, with more of a ‘naked’ riding experience. “I specifically wanted to delete the big factory fairings, and show everything that was deliberately covered up. It’s my personal vision of what a ‘super naked’ should be.”
The engine now breathes out through a new Werkes USA muffler, with a K&N racer filter on the intake end. The ECU has been remapped to suit by Duc Pond Motorsports, which is also Andrew’s local Ducati dealer.
The factory quick shifter is now married to a heavy-duty WSBK-style F.C.C. slipper clutch and Superlite sprockets, so Andrew can rip through the gear changes even faster than usual. The wheels are equally trick, being forged magnesium rims from Marchesini Racing.
The suspension is from the Italian race specialist Mupo, with new cartridges in the 43mm Showa forks and a new monoshock to match. Custom billet upper and lower triple trees tighten up the steering and a Bitubo fully adjustable steering damper keeps the front end planted at speed. The brakes get a boost from a new Brembo RCS 19 master cylinder.
After getting the dynamics sorted, Andrew turned his attention to the frame and bodywork. He’s ditched the all-enveloping stock fairing plastics, and crafted more compact and aggressive bodywork that reveals more of the mechanical elements.
The new front fairing now includes discreet LED lighting and is followed by a pair of ‘wings’ under the tank. The brackets holding everything together are a featherweight mix of carbon fiber and aluminum.
The back end of the frame is new, and simply acts as a support for the modified seat unit. It’s a big weight saving that doesn’t compromise rider ergonomics either, and there’s a compact LED light unit hidden under the perch.
The design is both minimal and brutal, and leagues ahead of the typical sportbike streetfighter treatment. “I knew whatever design I came up with, it had to be sleek and fit the nature of the bike,” says Andrew. “So this build has an industrial design flair, showcasing the engineering and mechanicals.”
With an all-black livery applied by ace painter Kevin Petitt of PetittBilt, the Panigale now looks like a stealth fighter ready to take off. We’re just not sure if we’ve got the cojones to ride it…
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