#i love könig

[konigsblog]

Porn Director-König who watches all the cut scenes and keeps them for himself to get off to in private. Nobody will notice if he sneakily and quietly rubs one out at the sight before him, admiring the way your pornstar body moves against another debauched man.

Are we interested in Producer/Director!König + Pornstar!Reader?... 👀📸

[lycheedr3ams]

I’m at the beach rn so I wanted to do a quick drabble with fem!reader x König at the beach. Light suggestive themes.

First of all, König does NOT like the beach. There’s too many people, it’s too loud, it’s hot, not to mention all the stares he gets for being tall, hot, and littered with tattoos and scars. Oh, he also wears one of those black surgical face masks to the beach.

König would never go to the beach on his own accord. You’d have to ask nicely beg him to go to the beach with you. He only agrees because he can’t have you prancing around in your cute little bikini with no big strong man to protect you from all the wandering eyes at the beach

König would pack so much water for you two. He can’t have you getting dehydrated! He would carry a whole cooler full of water bottles. You’d shove some snacks in there too, to feed your grumpy man and thank him for going to the beach with you

König has to be almost dragged to get in the water. He was never much of a water person; all his training is on land. He can’t watch for enemies if he’s playing mermaid with you, come on Schatz! He would absolutely NOT play mermaid, I’m sorry :( come on Schatz, grown men don’t play mermaid

After a while, König would get fed up with the water and go back to your spot. He would watch you the whole time though, making sure you’re not drowning or no one is getting too close. His eyes wouldn’t wander to any other woman but you

After an hour or so, König would demand you get out of the water for a water break. He’d make you drink a whole bottle before going back out to swim.

Oh also sunscreen. König gets really bashful when you have to apply sunscreen to him, but he has no trouble applying it on you. Hell, he has half a mind to paw at your breasts while he’s rubbing the sunscreen into those soft curves. You always bat your lashes innocently at him, and he grumbles and tries not to get a hard on. He also reapplies sunscreen to you every hour. You won’t get sunburn on his watch!

Going to the beach isn’t the most relaxing with König, though you know you’ll be well hydrated and cared for ❤️ and it’s all worth it to König when he gets to take you out to dinner afterwards in your cute post-beach makeup and sundress

[pretty-dead-weight]

They both have social anxiety 😥

[on-thee-fritzz]

Whiteboard Fox Art Dump!!!

Whiteboard fox art because I'm on my puter and I need to show the world my little doodles

Ikigusare Idol with a few hcs!! Ichigo is my favorite, could you tell :3?

My ocs!! First picture is a little family and the second is to make sure my flat-nose goobers all look a little different from each other

Pikmin as human(noids) I call them Pikkids!! (and bulbmom)

Of course, some KönigNen stuff because they are my special little guys

[elmorgue]

some more könig

[kitkatcloud]

Can a COD artist please draw genderbent/Fem! König I've seen girl Soap and girl Ghost art and my bi ass is DESPERATE pleasepleasepl- 🙏

[stakzyy]

Me but in picrew YAYAYAYAYAYAY

I love this fkshksjshs

Link: https://picrew.me/ja/secret_image_maker/9FA1DqSHdHbebP8R

[milyz]

Y'all love it when I yap :3 unfortunately, I'm too eepy and tired to yap soooo ONEE DAYYY

[tacticalprincess]

simon and könig being unable to stop bickering for a second, even when they’re balls deep inside of you. they’ve got you in an Eiffel Tower, könig’s cock filling your glossy pussy while simon stuffs your mouth. it took ages of convincing for them to even consider this position, but eventually they decided to put their discrepancies aside for the sake of you, their precious, spoiled little thing. it didn’t last very long though…

“jackhammer much, mate? you’ve got her choking on me over here.” simon points out, his heavy hand stroking your hair soothingly. könig’s using your hips as leverage, bucking into you at a rabid pace, each of his thrusts lurching your body forward and forcing you to take more of simon’s dick down your poor throat. “what happened to treatin’ the princess with care?”

“it’s okay, she likes it. isn’t that right, maus?”

your cheeks warm up as you hum around simon’s dick noncommittally. nothing gets passed the l.t though, and suddenly he’s gripping you by your hair, pulling your mouth off his cock.

“wait, you let him fuck your face?” he asks, sounding genuinely offended.

you wipe the line of spit that trails from your swollen lips all the way to his still hard dick, hovering just out of reach. you huff. “he’s more sadistic than you…” you say sheepishly in response, voice staccato from könig’s thrusts.

“you tellin’ me i’m the soft sex guy? the aftercare fuck?”

“‘s alright, mate.” könig reaches over your naked body to pat his comrade on the shoulder. “youve got boyfriend dick. happens to the best of us.”

[machveil]

okay wait, because I was immediately struck with more Boyfriend!König after posting this

Boyfriend!König who comes home from a deployment - he reeks, he’s sore, everything aches and he feels like death. but, as soon as the door clicks shut behind him his eyebrows furrow. somethings cooking and it smells familiar. he’s kicking his boots off at the door and shrugging his coat off as he walks towards the kitchen. and there you are, standing next to the stove with a spoon held up to your lips, listening to music and unaware of his presence

Boyfriend!König who coughs, not wanting to startle you with his sudden presence. it’s worth it though, seeing you look over at him, eyes lighting up as you practically tackle him for a hug. it’s a sweet, short moment, but König’s eyeing the stovetop. when you let go you excitedly tell him you’re making dinner, something special since he’s been gone for a couple weeks. “You can’t look! It’ll ruin the surprise— uh, actually, maybe take a shower. I’ll call you when it’s done, okay?”, he chuckled at your rushed words, moved towards your bathroom when you gave him a gentle shove

hair wet and dressed in some ratty sweatpants, Boyfriend!König comes back to the kitchen while toweling off his hair. the scent from the kitchen is stronger than when he came in, but it’s nothing compared to what’s on the counter. he freezes, a little wobbly when he puts his foot down and looks at the food. tafelspitz. and suddenly that familiar smell registers in his head, his mama’s cooking. you had called her regularly while he was deployed, spent every other day learning how to cook some of König’s childhood favorites

Boyfriend!König whose eyes get watery when he starts eating because, oh, it tastes exactly how his mama makes it. he hasn’t been back home in a year and a half - purely from bad timing and deployments - and he’s missed his mama’s food so much. König who gets up from the table, walks over to you while chewing and hugs you, not giving you the chance to stand up or properly hug him back. as soon as he swallows he’s babbling ‘thanks you’s and kissing the crown of your head, murmuring how ‘you didn’t have to’. he’s got you in a death squeeze, eyes closed as he presses his nose to your hair, “Ich liebe dich— you’re too good to me, Liebling.”

[konigsblog]

Kidnapper-König has a scent kink and wouldn't let you shower for a couple of days, just to smell you.

[lycheedr3ams]

Can we plz talk about this official picture from COD

HE IS SO CUTE GREMLIN OH MY GOD SO SILLY HE IS SO CUTE I WANNA GIVE HIM A HUG SILLY LITTLE BOY OH MY GOD SO CUTEEEEEE

[magsco]

h e l p

help me caption this

[on-thee-fritzz]

How to make Tempura: For Beginners

König was always very observant, especially with Nen. He watched as they skipped meals and ate only half of many dishes. He wasn’t a fan of their lack of appetite, they needed to eat. He could see how their shirts got bigger on their body and how they needed to wear belts tighter. He wanted to help, he did. But he didn’t exactly know how to. König would take Nen out more but they’d just get a box for a majority of their (uneaten) meal. He’d try giving them lots of different foods, from different countries and cultures but none were as effective as Tempura. He brought it home along side a bowl of Ramen, it was mostly Vegetables and he thought they would only eat the non Vegetable part but he was sorely mistaken. He watched as they ate the entire place of Fried fare with awe. All the pieces set into place. They LOVED fried food. Fish, Ice Cream, Gimbap, and especially Vegetables, all would be scarfed down in an instant. Anything dipped in batter and cooked with oil had a funny way of making Nen’s stomach open up. König didn’t give a damn if was unhealthy, they were eating! Eating all of it! So, from that day forward he always made a plate of something fried, something for Nen to engulf. So they would eat, and make him as happy as the day he brought some tempura home.

[elmorgue]

i am alive- and here is more könig, hope you like

[lycheedr3ams]

I’m fucking losing my mind. Feral. Jumping off the walls. Destroying everything. I’ve transcended

Reader in a situationship with König's son and then seeing the father for the first time at some awkward intense family dinner and her first thought is something like "Good god that's a fine piece of meat" and "I wonder if they're built the same everywhere"—

Sorry I'll show myself out

Oh god oh shit, i want to eat you, this is PERFECT. Konig isn't a good father, there is no doubt that it left some traumas for his son. And his son isn't a good boyfriend - commitment issues, probably an absent mother somewhere because Konig didn't choose his partners right, and so you end up in that cluster fuck of relationships that you didn't really want, but his son is tall, buff, and somewhat cool. Then you see his father and...oh god oh fuck. Konig is a horrible, horrible man who sees no problem in fucking his son's pretty lil' girlfriend behind his back. She is just so pretty and so young and she doesn't really need her dumb college and a part-time job, she might be his controversially young girlfriend instead! Konig is careful at first. He is making sure you're taken care of, especially since his asshole of a son clearly can't take care of a girl like you. You need a ride to the Uni? His father is home, he can take you! You were ditched on a date because his son has commitment issues? Don't worry, his father would take you to some nice restaurant and let you rant about guys your age, so fucking horrible as boyfriends...and if you end up getting fucked in his bed(not in his car, oh no, this man will treat you right and refuse for quickies and awkward masturbation sessions), deep and slow, well...you might as well become a step mommy for your asshole of an ex, right? Konig can treat you right - he is a retired army colonel, he has money and savings and accounts that gain even more money, and he has time to devote it for you. He doesn't even feel bad about ditching his son! Horrible man!