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Some more OCs
I couldnāt help myself and created new Bully OCs. Canāt stop my mind from creating new characters lol.
Okay, ladies and gentlemen, meet Katherine (Kate) and Frederick (Fred) Baker. Theyāre twins and theyāre jocks. They moved to Bullworth to their uncle from Kansas after their parents died in a car accident when they were 10 years old. Fred has been involved in sports since childhood, and Kate started in high school. They are siblings, who often quarrel and cannot share something. Sometimes they act like enemies. But in reality they worry and care about each other.
Kate (17):
She loves sports so much, she almost lives for it.
She is very cheeky and strong-willed girl by nature. Sometimes she likes to cause troubles and pranks, her favorite holiday - Halloween.
Kate is openly bisexual. She flirts with both girls and boys without shame (but for the most part she is not particularly interested in romantic relationships).
She has been swimming since childhood, but when she started studying in Bullworth Academy she switched to physical training and sports games.
Her secret hobby - video games and horror movies.
She doesnāt care about the hierarchy and cliques at school, she makes friends with those she considers cool.
She is the life of the party, you will never get bored with her.
She puts all of herself into sports, but sometimes she worries about her studies.
Kate is not a fan of all sorts of girly stuff (cosmetics, romance, etc), which is why she is more comfortable with boys.
Unlike other girls, she seems to be on Lolaās side, not at all condemning her behavior. āGirl just wants to have fun, thatās allā
Relationships with characters/cliques:
Main trio: Sometimes hangs out with Jimmy. She has a warm relationship with Pete and often protects him from bullying. She has a negative attitude towards Gary, they almost enemies to each other.
Nerds: Treats them as neutrally as possible and does not even try to bully them (she is categorically against bullying).
Bullies: She is on good terms with them, although she condemns their behavior. Friends: Trent (theyāre blonde bi besties), Tom, Wade, Russell.
Preps: The only clique she would have completely despised if she hadnāt become friends with Justin (actually secretly in love with him) and Gord (she finds him quite funny and interesting bacause of his love for clothes and fashion, which other boys didnāt have).
Greasers: She is quite friendly with them, she likes their clothing and hairstyles (sometimes she can borrow a jacket from Vance). Friends: Vance, Norton, Ricky.
Jocks: Of course on better terms with them, although she condemns them for bullying nerds. Friends: Kirby (bi besties, again), Dan, Casey, Mandy (at first, they had a tense relationship due to the fact that all jocks liked Kate, they drooled over her, but she immediately assured that she was not interested in this and was not at all trying to steal Mandyās popularity).
Townies: She has not had much contact with them, Kate only knows Zoe, with whom she is very close friends (theyāre besties).
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Fred (17):
He is quite serious person unlike his sister.
Fred treats his studies responsibly even if sports comes first for him.
Despite his seriousness and a certain coldness, he can sometimes be a cheerful person.
You can trust him with any secret, any emotional experiences.
Loves baseball since childhood.
Sometimes it seems to him that he is an older brother, even though he and Kate are twins (due to the fact that she often behaves like a child).
Hates silence, feeling uncomfortable being in it.
Can sometimes act like an asshole, but in his heart he is really completely different.
Heās not interested in bullying nerds, he treats them neutrally.
Relationships with characters:
Basically he always stays close to jocks. His friends: Casey, Ted (he admires him so much, trying to be like him), Luis, Bo, Mandy (it seems heās a little bit in love with her).
Fred is also friends with Bullies, like his sister (in fact, she made him friends with them).
He is neutral towards nerds.
He canāt stand preps (and heās often reproaches his sister for being friends with some of them).
Fred treats greasers with a certain condescension, considers them ridiculous because of their style.
He had only heard about townies and tried not to encounter them.
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Noodle
The one constant in Noodleās life was fear. The emotion she was most familiar with and knew better than any other. Her first memories were purely of fear and when she thought back she was flooded with the feeling.
So sheād gone out of her way to make sure that she wouldnāt feel that emotion ever again. She rejoined her very public band so that killing her would cause chaos, despite her newfound hatred for the bassist, making it much harder to attack or kill her without outrage. She was the loveable, happy go lucky celebrity everyone could find in their heart to love. She made sure that she kept her skills sharp so that if anyone tried to attack her she could kill them in seconds if the situation called for it.
She hadnāt always been this way, she was naturally happy and excited about everything. The band members all recalling her as a cheerful and upbeat child with a mischievous streak. She had times where sheād get out of control angry for seemingly no reason but only Russel would tell her this and Murdoc only would dare talk about her sweetly now.
She couldnāt remember too much from when she was a child at Kong. Russel had pictures and some videos of her that heād kept and there were the Gorillaz Bitez that they had filmed but those had been scripted and acted out. She knew she had been extremely close to 2D, hanging out with him whenever she got the chance. Heād been her best friend and older brother. Russel was like her Uncle who she loved and Murdoc had been like her substitute father although if she ever called him that he yelled at her or his face would get strained and she quickly learned to never say that word and that it was forbidden.
Her last memory from her youth being ridden with fear as well. The worst fear, one for someone else. She had no doubt in her mind when Murdoc had his hands wrapped around 2Dās neck that he was going to kill him. She knew the look in a personās eyes when they had decided without a doubt that they were going to bring about another living human beingās death, it was just back then that she hadnāt realized how.
Sheād launched herself at Murdoc, the father figure she had loved and cared for so much, biting down as hard as she possibly could. She could still taste the blood in her mouth from the memory and knew that if it had been anyone other than Murdoc they would have stopped doing their activity immediately from the level of pain she had caused, with her full weight hanging off him.
Finally, Russel had hit Murdoc on the head as hard as possible with a closed fist, knocking him to the ground. Fear still surging through her as she was shaking herself, now knowing what it was that he was capable of. Sheād watched as he had gotten up and screamed at 2D, blood oozing from his arm while he pointed and then turned to yell at all of them. Somehow, despite knowing it was wrong, sheād felt guilt over choosing 2D over Murdoc like heād said back then. Knowing enough English and reading his expression telling her about everything that was happening.
After 2D had come back around and was breathing, she had kissed 2D on the cheek, telling him something in Japanese and hugging him. Turning to Russel to hug his leg quickly, patting his hand affectionately before rushing out the door to her future. She couldnāt stay here anymore and she had to find out who she was. Murdoc wouldnāt come back to the room so 2D would be safe and Russel was always able to take care of himself.
Even when she had been ten on the brink of eleven, she knew that she had to make her own path. So, sheād set out on her journey in Japan to find out her past that she had nightmares about to frequently.
Sheād managed to track down an old man in a shop who was supposed to know about the secret government experiments, having been in charge of her own. Sheād made her way into the restaurant, reading off the signs to herself in broken English. She figured that he had made them in English for the tourists and paid it no mind while she looked around.
āOcean bacon?ā Noodle had questioned to herself, trying to figure out what that had meant.
Sheād felt all the memories flood back at her. When they say ignorance is bliss, theyāre correct. That was something she discovered after that, meeting Mr. Kyuzo and clarifying any short questions she had about her past. Sheād taken a picture with him when he had asked smiling happily that she knew what was going on now before leaving promptly and thanking him for saving her life all those years ago.
The memories that came back to her when she got back to where sheād been staying were the worst possible images imaginable. Sheād taken peopleās lives, people who were innocent and didnāt deserve it because of her orders. She would have been killed if she hadnāt when she was a child but it still didnāt serve to comfort her any. The fear and horror amplified only in her dreams, making the experiences more realistic as if she were there again murdering and torturing others for people who she didnāt even know.
When she came back panic attacks, depression, and anxiety spawned from the knowledge of her past and she was no longer the spunky upbeat Noodle of the past. Sheād always been wise for her age, an old soul as Russel had called it, but this was different. Those experiences had made her into an adult and everyone in the band seemed to know that, treating her appropriately and discussing things with her like she was.
It was how she wanted it and she wouldnāt let them show affection towards her anymore, she didnāt deserve it and if she had that then Noodle knew without a doubt it would cause her to break down. She didnāt want to talk about it.
Ironically, this brought her even closer to Murdoc. He was an encyclopedia on scarring past experiences and they had bonded over their pain. Growing so close to someone after so long felt nice and despite not wanting to, she got used to having someone to trust and confide in.
He was the only person who understood her. She was pleasant to 2D and Russel but was distant, it was liking living in a house with two close acquaintances or friends who you had faded from but still had lovely memories and a special bond with.
Thatās how she lived during that time in her life only extremely close to her father figure Murdoc and no one else, taking on a few of his quirks that were almost unnoticeable.
So heād been the only one whoād noticed when she was acting squirmish and started to become even more distant. Heād come into her room and asked her when she planned on leaving and sheād looked up at him more curious than angry that he somehow knew about her plans to dissapear mysteriously.
āHow did you know?ā She had asked and heād chuckled.
āBit obvious, isnāt it love? You donāt exactly have your belongings disappear into the damned void for no reason at all. Itās not like that sock in the dryer missing situation, is it? Pretty sure that imbecile 2Dās behind it but I wouldnāt put it past Russel to go anā pull that trick out of his hat as some sort of backwards revenge. You know they still think itās my fault that you left before? Bloody unbelievable! You left cause you wanted to, always been like me that way, got to pave your own way and all that sappy shit they say in healing circles or whatever theyāre called,ā Murdoc said.
āYouāre right, I might have left a little later if that hadnāt happened but I needed to find out my past. Iām...still not sure if that was the right decision for me or not,ā Noodle said.
āCanāt change the past, donāt let it get to you or youāll end up like me. Not that Iām not someone you want to be like, superstar, mansion, and to top it off leader of a hit band! You donāt want the nasty habits Iāve picked up, is allā He said and she nodded.
āWhatās bothering you, monkey?ā He asked, plopping himself down on her bed and leaning back making himself comfortable.
āThat nickname is embarrassing, Iām not eight anymore Murdoc,ā Sheād said, although she hadnāt minded it back then.
āAnd the fact that my middle nameās Faust is too but Iām stuck with it which means you have to deal with that as well. Now are you going to tell me why youāre leaving or am I going to have to shock it out of you because I left my device at home and Iām not in the mood for torture,ā Heād said and when he saw her sour expression heād stopped himself from going on.
āDidnāt mean it, know thatās a sore subject for you, sometimes I can be a real knob. Go ahead, tell me whatās going on and I promise I wonāt go off and say something brilliant thatās actually terrible, yeah?ā He said, sitting up.
āI feel like Iām losing my barrier with the band. Iām starting to get close and let my guard down and I donāt think Iām ready for that kind of relationship yet,ā She said.
āWhat, the healthy kind? Hate to break the news but running away wonāt solve whatever mess is cooking in that smart head of yours,ā Heād replied.
āYouāre always so understanding Murdoc. Glad I confide in you when it comes to important things,ā Noodle had said.
āLook, Iām not going to stop you, just giving a bit of famous Niccalsā advice while Iām here with you,ā Heād said and sheād rolled her eyes.
Then heād told her about his plan that heād thought of to get rid of Jimmy Manson and she had completely believed him. It was perfect, theyād get rid of an enemy and she wouldnāt have to explain herself to 2D or Russel. Sheād get to go away for however long she wanted and be able to return later for another album if she felt like it. Thereād be absolutely no pressure and she would time to find herself and figure everything out alone.
The fear, hurt, and betrayal that sheād felt on that tiny island was etched forever in her mind. She was lucky that her parachute had worked. At the very last second she had just barely managed to get away alive before the bombs went off. She still had a permanent scar around her eye to remind her of that event for the rest of her life, she couldnāt forget if she wanted.
It was easy enough to cover up with makeup luckily and while she explored and found solutions to the problems caused by her past, she had kept tabs on the band. Once, calling out for Murdocās help, Gorillaz in general, when sheād come out mostly unscathed and scared but thatād been a mistake. She knew that as soon as she saw the replica of herself that he had made, that all the trust sheād placed in him had been a mistake.
Still being hunted by the Black Cloud and other enemies she had made in her time alone, she had gotten in a boat to the coordinates that she had learned Murdoc was at, not sure if what she would do when she arrived there but knowing that something was compelling her to do so and listening to her instincts served her well most of the time.
Sheād ended up assisted by Russel but by the time they got to the island chaos ensued and when she woke up, she found herself in a village located in Japan. When sheād been begged by Murdoc through a pathetic snapchat to join back in the band, she had as a last result needing a quick escape from bodyguardās of a shapeshifter she had angered by assassinating their boss. Of course, they hadnāt known their boss wasnāt unhuman so it was a fairly appropriate response to try to catch and kill her after the act.
She let herself get close to Russel and 2D but only allowed herself sarcastic remarks in Murdocās direction when she felt kind. The cyborgās head next to her desk with flowers in it to make sure that she remembered the horrible things that heād done and the lies that he had told and would continue to tell.
When the police came for Murdoc, sheād opened the door while he begged for her help since she was the only one there, sheād shrugged and grinned at him, pointing to her eye with her scar.
āAn eye for an eye old man, have fun in jail,ā Sheād told him, while stepping out of the way of the policemen.
She felt nothing when sheād said it and didnāt feel bad for him while he was begging her to bail him out and how he was sorry. Sorry, that was all she ever heard. Empty sorryās echoing in her head ever single day of her life.
Iām sorry I ate your pancakes. Iām sorry I hit 2D. Iām sorry I wore your skirt. Iām sorry I tried to have you killed. Sorry, sorry, sorry.
His sorryās meant nothing and would never mean anything unless he changed and he was a creature of habit so he never would.
When Ace came into the band it was finally full of people she trusted, although she didnāt trust Ace all the way she believed him to be better than Murdoc and that was enough. She made friends with him and he was a bit clingy but it was a nice change of pace and she figured that they could both use the affection that he was more than willing to give.
Everything was perfect until someone had messaged her at random and she decided to give them a chance despite the fact that they were obviously only talking to her to try and free Murdoc from prison. They either had no idea what he did or didnāt care but she couldnāt blame them, blind adoration was a nice thing to have and it wasnāt her place to ruin someoneās love for a person even if it was Murdoc.
It didnāt take her too long to realize the secret message that Murdoc had written and with the coordinates that theyād helped her with, itād been easy to track down where El Mierda was hiding.
Sheād told them that she was going to head out and said goodbye. Noodle decided not to leave at first debating everything but then leaving for the sake of 2D, someone who had always been kind to her no matter what. Even when sheād joined in being rude to him with Murdoc and snickered at some of the stuff that he did to the singer when she was extremely close to Murdoc, 2D had been nothing but pleasant to her.
She was sure that if sheād stabbed 2D that he would have apologized for being rude to her before dying from blood loss. The turmoil that Murdoc had caused him and the abuse that heād done to 2D was suddenly apparent when sheād stopped looking up to Murdoc. Being hurt physically and mentally while still trying his best to be nice to someone so horrendous was something that was more than impressive to her, most people would have left or done anything else but 2D had stayed and never changed his attitude.
She climbed the mountains grinning when she came across a gang of andean cats on her journey. They were beautiful and she followed them part of her way on her journey, making sure to send the person sheād been texting earlier a photo of herself to show that she was more than okay.
When she got there, she didnāt see anyone at the hideout and sighed. Of course Murdoc would send her on a mission with no actual end. He probably hadnāt even known the proper coordinates in the first place, how would he have? He was in jail.
She unblocked his number momentarily to send him a text telling him not to try and get in contact with her again, gritting her teeth when he sent something back about her abandoning him and trying to guilt trip her about leaving him alone because of El Manana.
She blocked his number thinking about how he was better off in jail, going to sleep once she reached a vaguely safe point to set up camp. Sheād head back down the mountain the next day.
She made herself food in front of the fire that emanated warmth in the otherwise freezing cold environment, reflecting on the nightmare that sheād had. It was always either El Manana, her time as a soldier, 2D nearly dying, Murdoc, or the time after the events of El Manana and before Plastic Beach.
She wondered if it was bad that she categorized the stages of her life by the albums Gorillaz had made and the time sheād been in the government facility. She didnāt think so, everyone had their own way of telling time and this was herās. Someone might say during highschool while she would say the time before and a little after Demon Days.
She thought about the nightmare that sheād had and her past while she sat cross legged, eating her food, and staring into the fire.
The time after El Manana was a difficult time in her life when she was forced to deal with all the emotions that sheād been ignoring or pushing away while performing and recording for Demon Days. Her only way of expression playing guitar, dancing, and locking herself away in her room where no one else in the band could see.
The fear and regret were definitely the more intense and horrifying of the emotions she felt when it came to her days when sheād been a government experiment and from the El Manana incident. Those were the worst but the one emotion she was most afraid of from the government experiment stage of her life was the blood lust that she occasionally felt.
It was something that had been ingrained in her, sheād never asked for the terrible feeling and would get rid of in a heartbeat if she could. She dealt with it after Plastic Beach in a more healthy way by tracking and killing off a certain demon who she had released on accident, since heād been evil and wasnāt supposed to live on Earth in the first place no one could argue that it was the wrong road to take.
The part that she didnāt like to talk about was when she decided to take out the blood lust in an unhealthy way. In her mind, it was fair and she would still argue that she hadnāt done anything too improper generally. The people she had killed were scum of the Earth and though sheād been an assassin for hire, the people she agreed to kill had to be morally terrible people who most of the population would secretly believe they finally got what they deserved.
She was playing God though and it eventually got to her head. In a good way, considering sheād realized that what she was doing wasnāt her place despite fair justification. Ā The combination of the fact that even monsters have family and have those who care about them, accompanied by her starting falling in love with a girl she met had made her turn over a new leaft since she didnāt want to get her potential love killed by having that as a job. After killing off one last person who was the most vile being that sheād ever been forced to research, she had stopped killing.
It made her think about if she would have killed Murdoc if heād been suggested for her to assassinate, it would have been an interesting request certainly. He had mentally and physically tormented someone for years and tried to get her killed but that didnāt justify killing him. No, she would have kept tabs on him though to make sure he didnāt hurt any others. You could usually threaten these types of people and theyād manage to get their behaviour in check, nobody wanted to die and they were no exception.
She thought more about it as she climbed down the mountain, if the world would have benefitted from not having Murdoc in it. 2D would be better off, there was no doubt there. Russel could hold his own, Murdoc was cruel and teased him but not past the point of a school bully. He didnāt really affect Ace other than his job position but she knew heād survive if Murdoc came back, sheād miss Aceās company though.
What about herself? She was generally selfless except when she had to be selfish for her own wellbeing but then again, was taking care of yourself really seen as being selfish? If it was, she wasnāt sure that being selfish was too bad of a thing, depending on the situation, of course.
Would she be better off without Murdoc? Certainly sheād be less stressed, having someone full of lies who tried to kill her gone from her life would be a much healthier option. It was known by everyone who befriended or met Murdoc that he was toxic. She tried to think of a list of all the bad things that he had done.
Heād started to bully others when heād realized that was a way to get ahead in life. Heād legally blinded 2D, who could see but terribly as Noodle had once found him talking to a tiny decorative palm tree in the lobby of the dentist. Heād put a teenager into a coma and while he was in that state, Murdoc had bullied him within an inch of his life. Heād given 2D permanent brain damage. Bullied Russel up to the point where he was about to snap. Heād nearly killed 2D when heād choked him and if Russel hadnāt interfered, 2D would be dead right now.
Heād tried to kill her, leaving a permanent scar and a haunting memory she couldnāt seem to ever forget. Heād replaced her with a cyborg of herself as a teenager. Heād tortured 2D with something he had a serious phobia of while trapping him in a small room with little entertainment, only letting him out when he needed 2D to sing on the album. Heād also fed 2D only scraps of whatever food Murdoc ate himself and only occasionally remembered to give him water, refusing to take 2D to a doctor whenever he got sick.
It was a pretty impressive list of incriminating things that Murdoc had done over the years. If anyone else had done these things they would have paid for it dearly yet Murdoc had gotten off without punishment until now where he was in jail.
If he came back, when he came back, there was no telling what he would do. Sure he hadnāt done anything too disastrous yet except for send her on this wild goose chase with no worries about her own safety but he would never change, heād had 52 years to try and improve on who he was and hadnāt so much as tried to be a better person than who he was.
Sheād stayed in a hotel when she came back home, not sure she wanted to return home yet. She was on a dangerous path of thinking but it was also a logical and justified idea. There was no way of guaranteeing that Murdoc would stay in jail and where he was stuck at, he was only suffering. She supposed that was karma but she didnāt like seeing anyone, even Murdoc, having to deal with ill treatment of that proportion.
Sheād been leaning against the backboard of the bed, strumming notes on the guitar that sheād brought with her when she received another text. Sheād sighed, not really feeling up to talking to anyone even if the fan of the band was generally kind. She was a little thrown off when she saw the text was from an unknown number and hoped that whoever it was that had been talking to Murdoc hadnāt give her number away to the public or any of their friends.
She read over the text that was simply, āHeās trying to escape.ā She decided to text back, taking another risk. 2D and the others would understand if she had to disappear from the world again, after all she was a free spirit and had a few people who would gladly kill her without a second thought.
āWho is this?ā She replied, not adding an emoji since the message she had received was quite cryptic and probably not from anyone she should be friendly with.
They replied back with simply, āLike I said, a friend. Thought youād be interested in Murdocās actions.ā
āWhatās his escape plan?ā She sent, even if the information they texted her in response was false, she could always do her own research and find that out.
āSewer system. I can give him a fake map so he canāt escape if you want.ā They texted.
āOk.ā She responded.
āHeāll die.ā The next text answered.
She thought about it. This was probably a bluff, a good one but a bluff nonetheless but if it was real. She wasnāt sure she wanted Murdoc out of jail and if he had to die to protect her real family, who had never betrayed her and didnāt deserve to be tortured by Murdoc any longer, then maybe that was for the best. She could deal with the guilt of his death on her hands for them to be happy and safe, she decided.
āMake sure no one is hurt, ok? Only Murdoc.ā
She sent back and didnāt get a response which made her nervous but it was too late now. Either Murdoc would be dead or he would live out the rest of his life in jail, soon she would find out which one. For now, she would stay at the hotel here for a little bit longer and explore her surroundings. She didnāt feel like visiting home until she knew for sure what was going to happen. She needed an alibi if something bad did occur and sheād gotten good at disguising her looks so that she couldnāt be recognized by anyone.
She missed the buzz of the house and the band though. Ace obnoxiously changing the channel without even seeing what was playing, driving Russel nuts while 2D scribbled away in his journal with his tongue poked out of his mouth. She brang the phone with her, thinking up how to destroy it best. Whether or not Murdoc would be dead in future, she still didnāt want random strangers to have access to her number and wasnāt fond of the habit of carrying around useless hardware around with her.
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off the rack #1315
Monday, March 1, 2021
Ā Hi folks. Long time no write.
Ā I have been mostly isolating at home during the pandemic trying to keep myself and my family safe from Covid-19. I do go out and walk around our neighbourhood to get fresh air and exercise. I don't wear a mask outdoors like I do when I absolutely have to go into somewhere other people will be, like the drug store or my dentist's office. I get anxious when people come too close to me masked or not, but I also get angry when there is plenty of space to keep a safe distance and people don't move away. I have verbally admonished someone for being too close but have decided that I will keep my big mouth shut from now on and just get away from them myself. I don't know if I can keep my trap shut if I was confronted by the guy my brother did at work. This young guy came into the liquor store wearing a mask with a swastika on it. That would make me very angry. Angry enough to confront him? I don't know. I would like to be brave enough to ask him "are you for real with that mask?". Or "are you a Nazi?"ā¦"you know the Nazis lost, right?". My brother would not serve him. It could have been worse though. That racist could have gone through his check-out without that ugly symbol on his mask and he wouldn't have known he was serving a bigot. I think it's better when you see them coming.
Ā My thanks to Doug for lending me his comic books to read.
Ā Daredevil #26 - Chip Zdarsky (writer) Marco Checchetto (art) with Mike Hawthorne (pencils) Adriano Di Benedetto (inks) Marcio Menyz (colours) VC's Clayton Cowles (letters). This book may have been put into Doug's sub my mistake but it gave me a chance to catch up with what's happening with the Man Without Fear. This is part 1 of "The Black Kitchen" which ties into Marvel's "King in Black" mega event. Knull is now on Earth and is wreaking havoc. Kinda reminds me of the "Maximum Carnage" event back when I was reading on the regular. Here we have Venom symbiotes running amok in Hell's Kitchen. What I found interesting was the current situations of the main characters. Matt is in prison after being convicted of murder. He can still wear his mask to conceal his secret identity inside. Not true to life but hey, it's comic books. Elektra is now protecting Matt's turf as Daredevil and she's got super scary horns. Wilson Fisk is still mayor with Typhoid Mary as his head of security now. The big shocking ending is that symbiotes get into the prison and one bonds with Matt. Another symbiote bonds with Mary and she attacks Elektra. This sets up overwhelming odds for the good guys as any good comic book will do. Stay tuned.
Ā Action Comics #1028 - Brian Michael Bendis (writer) John Romita Jr. (pencils) Klaus Janson (inks) Brad Anderson (colours) Dave Sharpe (letters). Bendis closes out his run on this title with so much schmaltz you're going to need a shovel to get through it. Jimmy Olsen is the new owner of the Daily Planet. What the nique? Conner Kent goes to the farm team. Jonathan Kent goes back to the future and the Legion of Super-Heroes. I don't know if a new art team is going to come on board but I sure hope so.
Ā Detective Comics #1033 - Peter J. Tomasi (writer) Brad Walker (pencils) Andrew Hennessy (inks) Dave McCaig (colours) Rob Leigh (letters). The art on the first page with Batman and Robin tumbling in the foreground with flashback panels behind gave me goosebumps. It's why I will always love reading comic books. Batman beats Hush by giving him a good old fashioned beat down. The rest of the Bat Family is saved and Bruce can take a breather. Now that the Wayne fortune is lost to him I'm curious to see where Bruce ends up after he moves out of the mansion.
Ā Batman/Catwoman #2 - Tom King (writer) Clay Mann (art) Tomeu Morey (colours) Clayton Cowles (letters). The jumping back and forth in time is a little confusing for me but I really like this Black Label story. The relationship between these lovers is more than complicated especially where the Joker is involved.
Ā DC kicks off 2021 with a plethora of comic books taking their characters 10 years into the future with their "Future State" event. Doug decided to check out the following.
Ā Future State: Superman vs. Imperious Lex #1 - Mark Russell (writer) Steve Pugh (art) Romulo Fajardo Jr. (colours) Carlos M. Mangual (letters). The story opens with a meeting of the United Planets inner circle. They are debating the inclusion of the planet Lexor which is lorded over by Lex Luthor, the supreme anal pore that we all know and loathe. Lois Lane is Earth's representative and she votes to reject Lexor's membership until Superman lobbies to allow his arch foe's planet to join so that the poor inhabitants don't suffer from Lex's villainous ways. It's a morality tale of Unity, Progress and Compassion.
Ā Future State: Robin Eternal #1 - Meghan Fitzmartin (writer) Eddy Barrows (pencils) Eber Ferreira (inks) Adriano Lucas (colours) Pat Brosseau (letters). In this future Gotham City the Bat Family has been decimated. Bruce is dead, Dick is in Arkham and Jason now works for the law enforcement agency that killed Batman. No mention of where Damian is. I have a feeling that the son of Bruce will show up later as a big surprise. Tim's the last man standing and he's vowed to continue the tradition of keeping Gotham safe. Too bad he doesn't live long fighting against the super cybers. The last panel reveals why this book is called Robin Eternal. Hint: the Lazarus Pits are involved.
Ā Superman: Worlds of War #1 - Ā This $7.99 US anthology of four stories starts off on Earth and ends up on Warworld.
Ā "The Many Lives of Clark Kent" by Phillip Kennedy Johnson (writer) Mikel Janin (art) Jordie Bellaire (colours) & Dave Sharpe (letters) is my favourite one simply because I loved the art so much. This is where we find out why Superman is missing from Earth.
Ā "Time and Effect" by Brandon Easton (writer) Valentine De Landro (art) Marissa Louise (colours) & Dave Sharpe (letters) features the new Mister Miracle poking around Warworld. Why? We don't know. Guess we'll find out if we keep reading.
Ā "Midnighter: Future State" by Becky Cloonan & Michael W. Conrad (writers) Gleb Melnikov (art) Jordie Bellaire (colours) Travis Lanham (letters) has Midnighter running around creating a bloody mess everywhere. It could have just as easily been Lobo or Wolverine in this piece.
Ā Finally "Do Not Go Gently" by Jeremy Adams (writer) Siyam Oum (art) Hi-Fi (colours) Gabriela Downie (letters) features the new Black Racer trying to free the slave labour on Warworld. Unless you're a Jack Kirby Forever People fan you wouldn't care.
Ā As a fan of Mikel Janin's art I would have felt ripped off having to pay for the three fillers in this comic book just to have his work in my collection.
Ā Future State: Catwoman #1 - Ram V (writer) Otto Schmidt (art) Tom Napolitano (letters). Selina is still Catwoman ten years down the line as she attempts to rescue Gotham City citizens being transported to a reformatory by train. Similarities to Nazi behaviour is an easy way to make the bad guys evil. All the previous Batman related Future State books say that Batman is dead but this one has a surprise at the end. Hey, it's Bruce in shackles.
Ā Future State: Dark Detective #1 - Mariko Tamaki (writer) Dan Mora (art) Jordie Bellaire (colours) Aditya Bidikar (letters). This title blows the whole Bruce/Batman is dead plot device clear out of the water. I can see why the bad guys controlling Gotham City wants the populace to think that, but how are they going to keep up the charade when Batman is clearly running around fighting crime? I like that Batman has lost the cape in this one. This $5.99 US book has a back-up story by Matthew Rosenberg (writer) Carmine Di Giandomenico (art) Antonio Fabela (colours) & AndWorld Design (letters) that I liked even more than the feature. It follows Cole Cash AKA Grifter as he tries to dodge the law. He gets arrested and meets up with Luke Fox AKA Batwing and a whole lot of fun ensues. The Huntress showing up at the end makes this more appealing.
Ā Future State: Dark Detective #2 - Mariko Tamaki (writer) Dan Mora (art) Jordie Bellaire (colours) Aditya Bidikar (letters). This issue explains how Bruce Wayne/Batman "dies" and how Bruce continues to fight crime. I was disappointed that the back-up story didn't follow up on Grifter and Huntress but was a different story about Jason Todd/the Red Hood now working for the bad guys as a bounty hunter capturing masked vigilantes. It starts with him bringing in the Vigilante and ends with him teaming up with a ruthless Ravager to stop an old school Red Hood gang leader stealing from the rich to give to the poor. Rose has no qualms about killing their bounties but Jason brings them in alive, that's why their nickname is "dead or alive". Har. I like Jason's Akira bike.
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24 great books for quarantined sports fans
From āBall Fourā to āOut of Sightā, here are a few books you can come back to over and over again
I love my books. They have traveled with me across the country and back again, prominently displayed in cheap bookcases throughout dozens of apartments around the Northeast. Currently, they are stretched out behind me in my home office where they will stay until the time comes to move off the grid. They will follow me there, as well.
I have read all of them at least once and several of them dozens of times. During periods of my life when I was without human companionship they were literally my only friends. Thatās not said for sympathy. The life of a newspaper sportswriter in the 90s and early 2000s involved shitty hours and weekends, which pretty much negated any hopes of having a social life.
Through it all, my books were there for me. They demanded nothing but my time and gave me hours of entertainment.
Iām not particularly proud of my collection. There is very little literature to be found and only a handful of what one might refer to as great works. It mainly comprises sports books, rock star biographies, and a nearly complete set of Elmore Leonard novels.
Most of them are several decades old because I had to stop buying books at some point when I began to run out of room. Iām not linking to them because you can hopefully find an independent bookstore near you that would be thrilled for the business. Do them and humanity a favor.
Here are some of my favorites.
BASKETBALL
The Breaks of the Game: David Halberstam
This is the monster of all sports books, the one against which every basketball book is competing with in one way or another. If you know nothing of the NBA pre-LeBron James, this is where you should start. Itās a window into what feels like another universe, when pro basketball was a cult sport struggling for survival.
Loose Balls: Terry Pluto
I wrote about this one at length and wonāt belabor the points I made back before the world came to a screeching halt. If you canāt get into the stories contained within these pages, I frankly donāt want to know you.
The Macrophenomenal Pro Basketball Almanac: The FreeDarko collective
Itās an exaggeration to say every person who heard the first Velvet Underground album went out and formed a band, just as it is to suggest that every writer who consumed FreeDarko wound up writing about basketball on the internet. But almost everyone who did was influenced by them.
The Miracle of St. Anthony: Adrian Wojnarowski
Long before he was the great and powerful Woj, the author spent an entire season with Bob Hurleyās St. Anthony Friars. Itās a masterful bit of storytelling that for my money is the absolute best of the surprisingly robust sub-genre of books about high school basketball.
Other contenders include The Last Shot by Darcy Frey, Fall River Dreams by Bill Reynolds and In These Girls, Hope is a Muscle by Madeleine Blais.
The Jordan Rules: Sam Smith
Judging from the early reactions to the gigantic Bulls documentary, itās quite clear a lot of you should get familiar with the source material. Smithās book was shocking upon its release because it dared show Michael Jordan as he really was, without the buffed out Nike shine. It holds up, clearly.
Halbertsamās Playing for Keeps picks up the story in 1998 and provided much of the narrative structure of the first two episodes.
Heaven is a Playground: Rick Telander
An all-time classic set on the courts of mid-1970s Harlem during a long, hot summer. There are a lot of books that tried to get at the soul of basketball, but this is the standard bearer. Iād really like to know whatever became of Sgt. Rock.
Others in this vein include The City Game by Pete Axthelm, Pacific Rims by Rafe Bartholomew and Big Game, Small World by Alexander Wolff.
Second Wind: Bill Russell
The best athlete autobiography of all time.
BASEBALL
Lords of the Realm: John Heylar
The inside story of how baseball owners conspired for almost a century to suppress salaries while refusing to integrate. Itās shocking how buffoonish management acted during the glory days of the national pastime. Required reading.
Marvin Millerās A Whole New Ballgame is a worthy companion piece, as is Bill Veeckās delightful, Veeck as in Wreck.
Ball Four: Jim Bouton
Scandalous upon its release in 1970, Ball Four contains the best line ever written in any sport book: āYou see, you spend a good piece of your life gripping a baseball and in the end it turns out that it was the other way around all the time.ā
I read Ball Four for the first time in fifth grade and immediately taught my classmates the words to āProud to be an Astroā:
Now, Harry Walker is the one who manages this crew
He doesnāt like it when we drink and fight and smoke and screw
But when we win our game each day,
Then what the fuck can Harry say?
It makes a fellow proud to be an Astro
Seasons in Hell: Mike Shropshire
There is nothing more soul-crushing than spending an entire season with a bad team. Shropshire covers three hilariously inept campaigns with the Texas Rangers, who as then-manager Whitey Herzog noted: āDefensively, these guys are really sub-standard, but with our pitching it really doesnāt matter.ā
Ladies and Gentlemen, the Bronx is Burning: Jonathan Mahler
An underrated late addition to the pantheon that tells the story of the 1977 Yankees amid the backdrop of a city gone to hell.
You will notice there are few books in my collection about modern baseball. Thereās a reason for that. The vast majority of them are peans to the wonders of middle management and therefore boring as hell.
FOOTBALL
Playing For Keeps: Chris Mortsensen
The incredibly bizarre ā and largely forgotten ā story of how the mob tried to gain influence in pro football via a pair of shady agents named Norby Walters and Lloyd Bloom. Good luck finding it.
Bringing the Heat: Mark Bowden
You may recognize Bowden from such masterworks as Black Hawk Down and Killing Pablo. You probably donāt remember that he spent a year with the Eagles after the death of Jerome Brown. As honest and unflinching a look at pro football as you will ever find.
North Dallas Forty: Peter Gent
The only piece of sports fiction on my list is not so fictional at all. Gentās thinly-veiled account of his own life as a receiver for Tom Landryās Cowboys is shocking and brutal and sad and poignant. I make time to read it every year.
I used to have more football books, back when I cared about the sport.
MEDIA
Fear and Loathing on the Campaign Trail: Hunter S. Thompson
The Vegas one is more popular and Hellās Angels is a stronger work of reportage, but for a dose of pure Gonzo insanity, this is the book I come back to more often than not.
The Boys on the Bus: Timothy Crouse
The companion piece to Thompsonās lurid account, Crouse plays it straight and lays bare the bullshit facade of campaign reporting. Almost 50 years later, we have still learned nothing.
The Franchise: Michael McCambridge
Details the glory days of Sports Illustrated, reading it now feels like an obituary. It was fun once, this business of writing about sports.
MUSIC
Heads, a Biography of Psychedelic America: Jesse Jarnow
My favorite book of the last few years, Jarnow takes us on a bizarre trip through the byzantine world of psychedelic drug networks connecting it through the career of the Grateful Dead and into modern-day Silicon Valley. Iām waiting for the followup on Dealer McDope.
Not music, but as a companion piece, Nicholas Schouās Orange Sunshine tells the even-crazier tale of The Brotherhood of Eternal Love, who took over the LSD trade and invented hash smuggling by stuffing surfboards with primo Afghani hash and shipping them back to California.
The True Adventures of the Rolling Stones: Stanley Booth
Reported while on tour with the Stones at the height of their powers circa Let it Bleed, Booth took 15 years to write the damn thing. By then the Stones were already an anachronism. Itās all there, though. Sex, drugs, more drugs, and unbelievable access to the biggest rock ān roll band in the world.
This Wheelās on Fire: Levon Helm with Stephen Davis
In which Brother Levon disembowels Robbie Robertson and exposes the lie at the heart of The Band. Robbie took the songwriting credit and all the money.
Satan is Real: Charlie Louvin
Astonishingly good read that is best consumed with Charlie and his brother Ira playing low in the background.
Mainlines, Blood Feasts, and Bad Taste: A Lester Bangs Reader
Lester is an acquired taste and not all of his ramblings hold up. I will always love him for despising Jim Morrison and completely nailing what made Black Sabbath important. Spoiler: They were moralists like William S. Burroughs.
Please Kill Me: Legs McNeil and Gillian Welch
The definitive oral history of punk rock, an essential document of a scene that launched a thousand mediocre bands and the Ramones, who ruled.
Shakey: Jimmy McDonough
A tour-de-force biography of Neil Young that loses steam toward the end when McDonough makes himself the subject. The stuff about Neilās bizarre 80s period and his relationship with his son is heartbreaking.
Our Band Could Be Your Life: Michael Azerrad
Pretty much everything you need to know about bands like Mudhoney, Black Flag and Mission of Burma who wove together the musical underground through a patchwork collection of local scenes back when something like that was still possible.
ELMORE LEONARD
You canāt go wrong with anything Leonard writes, but Out of Sight is as good a place to start as any.
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LIBERATION THROUGH HEARINGĀ
RICHARD RUSSELL
Ā 2 APRIL 2020 | HARDBACK, EBOOK, AUDIO | Ā£20 | White Rabbit
A spiritual journey through music by the Mercury Prize nominated musician and the man behind some of the worldās biggest recording artists including Adele, Dizzee Rascal and The Prodigy
For almost 30 years as a musician, producer, label boss and talent conductor at XL Recordings, Richard Russell has discovered, shaped and nurtured the artists who have rewritten the musical dictionary of the 21st century, artists like The Prodigy, Adele, M.I.A., Dizzee Rascal and Giggs. Growing up in north London in thrall to the raw energy of 80s US hip hop, Russell emerged as one part of rave outfit Kicks Like A Mule in 1991 at a moment when new technology enabled a truly punk spirit on the fledgling dance scene. Initially identified in the early 90s with breakbeat and hardcore before embracing a broader musical aesthetic, Russellās stewardship of the label was always uncompromising and open to radical influences rather than conventional business decisions.
Released in April 2020 via White Rabbit, Liberation Through Hearing sees Richard Russell telling the remarkable story of XL Recordings and their three decades on the frontline of innovation in music; the eclectic chorus of artists who came to define the labelās unique aesthetic, and Russellās own story; his highs and lows steering the fortunes of an independent label in a rapidly changing industry, his celebrated production work with Bobby Womack and Gil Scott-Heron on their late-career masterpieces and his own development as an artist as Everything Is Recorded.
Always searching for news sounds and new truths, Liberation Through Hearing is a portrait of a man who believes in the spiritual power of music to change reality. It is also the story of a record label that refused to be categorised by genre and in the process cut an idiosyncratic groove which was often underground in feel but mainstream in impact.
RICHARD RUSSELL SAID: āWriting this book was an opportunity for me to reflect on the last few decades. I hope people will get something from it. Iāve tried not to compromise in anything Iāve done, and that includes writing Liberation Through Hearing.ā
LEE BRACKSTONE SAID: āTo have any understanding of the music that has soundtracked the past three decades you need to read this book. Liberation Through Hearing documents Richard Russellās investment in the great artists who defined rap, rave and all its infinite tributaries with a piercing honesty.ā
EXCERPT
PRELUDE 1
SALFORD, 17 APRIL 2019
Itās an overcast early spring afternoon. Iām in a recording studio on an industrial estate on the outskirts of Manchester. Iāve been here for an hour. It would have been hard to locate but I was collected at Manchester Piccadilly by a professional who had researched the destination and got us here easily. He used to drive Keith Flint during The Prodigyās UK tours, and having picked me up we spent the short journey reminiscing about Keith, who passed away less than a month ago, at the age of forty-nine.
I arrive in a sombre mood. There are three musicians here. A man known as CASisDEAD has just arrived from a stopover in Nottingham. He is the most idiosyncratic, articulate and fluent British rap lyricist I have heard since Dizzee Rascal emerged from Bow E3 in 2002. CASās themes are typically the underbelly of street life, drug sales and sex work. In the first really classic song he has made, āPat Earringsā, he tells the apparently heartfelt and melancholy story of his ill-fated relationship with a prostitute. At the conclusion of the song, he finds she has continued to see clients despite telling him she has stopped. āHeartbroken, Iām at witsā end / Sheās never accepted by my friends / Thatās cool ācause I never liked themā. The narrator is bereft.
As is often the case with those who make disturbing art he seems a person of integrity. Those in the public eye who go out of their way to seem benevolent, the supposedly squeaky-clean ones, are the ones to beware of. Nasty pretends to be nice, and vice versa. CAS has his face covered at all times when in public. Oscar Wilde said, āGive a man a mask and heāll tell you the truth.ā CAS has a taste for the analogue synthesiser sounds of the 1980s, music that soundtracked my youth and was popular around the time he was born.
I have programmed my Roland TR-808 drum machine in order to echo the feeling of the year that the machine was first released: 1980.
This item is my favourite material possession. Its sounds and groove have been enjoying a renaissance in popularity since the James Brown samples of classic East Coast hip-hop made way for the more electronic palette that was being used by rap artists from the South. Its distinct sonic character is still a crucial part of the hip-hop production landscape.
Drums are only part of the story. In creating music for this session, I have enlisted someone who not only has the ability to craft unforgettable melodies but owns a collection of the vintage analogue synthesisers necessary to sonically execute this job properly. He sits behind one of these while his daughter Missy and his best friend Remi potter around. His name is Damon Albarn and, as frontman of Blur, mastermind behind virtual band Gorillaz and all-round musical polymath, he has scaled every imaginable height of creative and commercial success.
Damon and I are both fortunate to have benefited enough from our musical endeavours to each have our own first-class recording facilities in west London. We are in this particular location because of the third musician. We want him to record a hook for the song and this is where he wished to do it. He possesses a deep, deep soul voice that evokes not just the specific time we wish to reference, the mid-eighties, but the theme CAS wants to explore in this song, which is intended for his debut album, for release on XL Recordings.
This theme is the ephemeral nature of fame. The song is to be called āEverythingās For Saleā. It may become a worldwide hit. Or it may never be released, or even completed. At this formative stage of the creative process uncertainty is a given.
This third musicianās name is Alexander OāNeal, and he is a sixty-fiveyear-old former Prince associate from Natchez, Mississippi, by way of Minneapolis, where he was the original lead singer for The Time, before making three solo albums with legendarily great production and writing duo, and fellow Prince acolytes, Jimmy Jam and Terry Lewis. These albums were quite successful in the US, but in the UK he became a huge crossover pop star, scoring Top 10 singles with his songs āCriticiseā, āIf You Were Here Tonightā, and his duet with Cherrelle, āSaturday Loveā. His second album, Hearsay, went triple platinum in the UK, and he sold out three consecutive nights at Wembley Arena.
His appetites were always legendary. Along with most other eighties success stories, his star faded through the nineties. With each new decade music changes irrevocably and only a tiny number of musicians can transcend the decade they found fame in. In recent times Alexander has appeared on reality TV programmes Just the Two of Us, Wife Swap and Celebrity Big Brother.
When CAS gave me a list of the eighties voices he wished to try to feature on his album, I knew that Alexander OāNeal was the one to pursue. My guess was that we would find him in LA, perhaps living near the airport, but it turns out he lives in Manchester.
Weāre here to capture the voice of this weathered soul survivor, and prior to the session he has been supplied with a map in the form of a recording, a guide version of the song that Damon, CAS and I made in London. Our preparation and planning have been exemplary and, while I have experienced enough ābest laid plansā scenarios to know that nothing is ever guaranteed, an hour into the session we have a heartbreakingly soulful performance from Alexander OāNeal on our hard drive. CAS says to me that it is important to absorb moments like this. I agree. I have had many of them but they always feel dreamlike. Alexander says he needs to buy a bed, inexplicably, and with that he is gone
ABOUT RICHARD RUSSELL
Richard Russell (b. 1971) is a British record producer, musician and the owner of the British record label XL Recordings. He has nurtured and guided some of the most influential recording artists of our time including Adele, Dizzee Rascal, The Prodigy, M.I.A. and Giggs. As a producer and musician, Russell has made albums with the likes of Gil Scott-Heron, Bobby Womack, Damon Albarn and Ibeyi and most recently launched his own artist project Everything Is Recorded, whose self-titled debut album was nominated for the 2018 Mercury Music Prize.
ABOUT XL RECORDINGS
XL Recordings is a British independent record label founded in 1989. Widely regarded as one of the most influential labels, XL releases on average just six albums a year and has worked with artists such as Adele, Arca, Beck, Dizzee Rascal, FKA twigs, Gil Scott-Heron, Giggs, The Horrors, Jai Paul, Jungle, Kamasi Washington, King Krule, M.I.A., Nines, The Prodigy, Peaches, Radiohead, Sampha, SBTRKT, Sigur RĆ³s, Tyler, the Creator, Vampire Weekend, The White Stripes, and The xx.
ABOUT WHITE RABBIT
White Rabbit is a new imprint published by former Faber Social impresario Lee Brackstone launching in April 2020. In its inaugural year of 2020, White Rabbit will publish twelve titles by music industry legends like Carl Cox, Richard Russell, Mark Lanegan, Annie Nightingale, Chris Frantz and Jehnny Beth of Savages amongst others. Dedicated to publishing the most innovative books and voices in music and literature, Brackstone aims to build on the uniquely successful publishing he was responsible for at Faber Social with authors like The Beastie Boys, Viv Albertine and Jon Savage. Brackstoneās titles for his Orion imprint indicate the range and personality of a list that will encompass memoir, history, fiction, translation, illustrated books and high-spec limited editions.
ABOUT THE ORION PUBLISHING GROUP
Where every story matters.
The Orion Publishing Group is one of the UKās leading publishers. Ā Our mission is to bring the best publishing to the greatest variety of people. Open, agile, passionate and innovative ā we believe that everyone will find something they love at Orion. Founded in 1991, the Orion Publishing Group today publishes under seven main imprints: Gollancz, the UKās No1 science fiction and fantasy imprint; Orion Fiction, a heartland for brilliant commercial fiction; Orion Spring, home of wellbeing and health titles written by passionate celebrities and world-renowned experts; Seven Dials, for the very best commercial non-fiction, beautifully designed and produced; Trapeze for commercial fiction and non-fiction books that start conversations; White Rabbit, dedicated to publishing the most innovative books and voices in music and literature; and Weidenfeld & Nicolson, one of the most prestigious and dynamic literary imprints in British and international publishing. Ā
The Orion Publishing Group is part of Hachette UK which is a leading UK trade publishing group.
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157 Bboy Tracks That You Must Listen to Before You Die
(This post was originally published on breakdancedecoded.com)
In 1972, a man of towering physique ā and street influence ā travelled the Bronx with the loudest sound system (within the neighbourhood) in his car. Wherever he went, young boys and girls would flock around him, as if he were a real life Pied Piper.
This man had an acute sense of what made the young ones tick. And he knew how to get peopleās feet moving. By looping the heavily percussive parts of certain funk tracks, you would have seen a sea of humans going wild.
In other words, just by repeating the ābreaksā of a songā¦ It got everyone dancing in a frenzy.
It was pure magic ā and it hasnāt stopped since!
So what is the particular cause-effect relationship that Iām highlighting here?
Since the birth of bboying, people created movement as a reaction to music.
That is the relationship. Music = cause; dance = effect. No music, no dance.
If thereās any one thing you MUST know inside out, itās the music.
You donāt watch bboy videos without turning on the audio.
You donāt feel the hype without the music during your practice. You donāt feel the funk and energy during a jam without a bboy track in the background.
James Brown wouldnāt have his footwork without his music in the first place. Kool Herc wouldnāt have been able to call anyone a ābreakboyā if not for the young kids going wild to the beat.
The bottomline is, music is the bloodline of bboying (or any dance for that matter). No music, no bboy.
And I want to inject more life into your breaking, so hereās a list of beats that bboys are lining up to kill. It includes both classics and new beats, both funk and unconventional genres. Some names appear just once, others might come up a dozen times.
Buckle up, bookmark this page, and amp up your speakers. Because this list consists of some of the greatest tunes to have landed in the pages of humanityās history.
The 157 Songs That Should Be On Your Breaking Playlist
Fred Karlin ā Youāre Hip Miss Pastorfield
Kraak and Smaak ā Squeeze Me
Eruption ā Funky Lover
Franki Valli and the Four Seasons ā Begginā
Budos Band ā Up From the South
The Lovomaniacs ā Sex
MOP ā Ante Up (Remix)
Eric B & Rakim ā Juice (Know the Ledge)
Dave Cortez ā Happy Soul
James Brown ā Sex Machine
Kool G Rap and Polo ā Poison
Run DMC ā Beats to the Rhyme
The Apples ā Killing
Arthur Baker ā Breakerās Revenge
Black Heat ā Love the Life You Live
KRS One ā The Sound of Da Police
Noisette ā Bridge to Canada
Head Automatica ā Brooklyn is Burning
Incredible Bongo Band ā Apache
Eric B & Rakim ā Donāt Sweat the Technique
Johnny Bristol ā Lusty Lady
Dennis Coffey ā Scorpio
The Souljazz Orchestra ā Insurrection
Laura Vane & The Vipertones ā Man Of Your Word
A Tribe Called Quest ā Scenario
Waheymi ā Underdog
Isaac Hayes ā Disco Connection
Badder Than Evil ā Hot Wheels (The Chase)
Pete Rock and C.L. Smooth ā The Creator
Curtis Mayfield ā Move On Up
Black Sheep ā Strobelight Honey
Laura Vane and the Vipers ā Roof Off
Frankie Cutlass ā Puerto Rico
Binary Star ā Masters of the Universe
Manu Dibango ā African Battle
Mobb Deep ā The Learning (Burn)
Dennis Coffey ā Theme from Blackbelt Jones
Mr Wiggles ā The Spaniard
Baby Huey ā Listen to Me
Manu Dibango ā Soul Makossa
DJ Shadow ā Organ Donor (Remix)
Cypress Hill ā Latin Thugs
Aretha Franklin ā Rock Steady
Nice and Smooth ā Old to the New
Beastie Boys ā No Sleep Till Brooklyn
Cookinā on 3 Burners ā Feel Good Inc.
Cut Chemist ā Drums of Fire
Mark Ronson ā Ooh Wee (ft. Nate Dogg and Ghostface Killah)
Masta Killa ā Masta Killa
The Mohawks ā Champ
Toploader ā Dancing in the Moonlight
Mr. Wiggles ā Top Rock and Roll
Uptown ā Dope on Plastic
Yellow Sunshine ā Yellow Sunshine
The Blackbyrds ā Rock Creek Park
Pete Rock and C.L. Smooth ā T.R.O.Y.
Exit 9 ā Fly
Mongo Santamaria ā Cloud Nine
Wu Tang Clan ā C.R.E.A.M.
Danny Hibrid & James Brown ā I Feel Alright
The Fatback Band ā Spanish Hustle
Das EFX ā They Want EFX
Osibisa ā Fire
Bobby Byrd ā I Need Help (I Canāt Do It Alone)
The Bamboos ā Tighten Up
Candido ā Soulwanco
Big Daddy Kane ā Set It Off
Edwin Starr ā I Just Wanna Do My Thing
Babe Ruth ā The Mexican
Roxanne Shante ā Have a Nice Day
Ray Baretto ā Pasttime Paradise
Tower of Power- Thereās Only So Much Oil In The Ground
BT Express ā Energy Level
King Khan ā On The Street Where I Live
Jackson 5 ā What You Donāt Know
Eric B & Rakim ā I Know You Got Soul
Crazy Elephant ā Pam
James Brown ā Get Up Offa That Thing
Nice and Smooth ā Dope Not Hype
Esperanto ā Night of the Wolf
Big Daddy Kane ā The Wrath of Kane
Poets of Rhythm ā Funky, Funky, North Carolina
Nicole Willis and The Soul Investigators ā Holdinā On
Greenwood Rhythm Coalition & Luz Mob ā Guajira 78
Masta Killa ā No Said Date
The Dap Kings ā Nervous Like Me
Fusik ā Higher
Esther Williams ā Last Night Changed It All
Bob James ā Farandole
Electric Light Orchestra ā Fire on High
Black Sheep ā The Choice is Yours
Chuck Brown & the Soul Searchers ā Blow Your Whistle
Roberto Roena ā Que Se Sepa
James Brown ā Superbad
Herman Kelly and Life ā Dance to the Drummerās Beat
Breakout ā Planet Rock Part 2
Breakestra ā You Donāt Need a Dance
Mongo Santamaria ā Crazy Lady
Run DMC ā Itās Like That
Frank Ferrer ā Paā Los Obreros
Jackson 5 ā Life of the Party
The Sound Stylistics ā The Taking of Peckham 343
The Pharcyde ā Passing Me By
Edwin Starr ā Time
Los Tios Queridos ā Si Me Ves Volar
Breakestra ā Humpty Dump
Wu Tang Clan ā Aināt Nuthing ta Ā Fuck Witā
The Mike Theodore Orchestra ā The Bull
The Heavy ā How You Like Me Now?
Climax Blues Band ā Sense of Direction (Looped Version)
DJ NasāD ā Itās A Great Situation
Lack of Afro ā The Outsider
James Brown ā Get on the Good Foot
Brownout ā Homenaje
The Prodigy ā Invaders Must Die
Rhythm Heritage ā Blockbuster
The Soul Searcher ā We The People Side B
Sam & Dave ā Hold On, Iām Cominā
Nas ā Made You Look
Jimmy Castor Bunch ā Itās Just Begun
LL Cool J ā Mama Said Knock You Out
Fusik ā Fusik For The B-boys
The New Mastersounds ā Bondo Sama
Rhythm Heritage ā Theme from S.W.A.T.
Redman ā Time 4 Sum Aksion
Cookinā on 3 Burners ā Tokyo Saucer
Run DMC ā Itās Tricky
Black Grass ā Queztalcoatl Returns
Spanky Wilson ā Sunshine of Your Love
Jun Mayuzumi ā Black Room
George Benson ā Water Brother
Rufus Thomas ā Itch and Scratch
Can ā Vitamin C
RJD2 ā 1976
The Roots ā Here I Come (ft. Dice Raw)
Mark Ronson ā God Put A Smile On Your Face (ft. the Daptone Horns)
Lords of the Underground ā Chief Rocka
Smoove ā Iām a Man
Fusik ā Funktana
Garyās Gang ā Do It at the Disco
Nas ā Hip Hop is Dead
Alice Russell ā All Over Now
Mountain Mocha Killimanjaro ā Yellow Soul Force
J-Walk ā Soul Vibration
Gwen McRae ā All This Love That Iām Giving
Harvey Averne Barrio Band ā Cucaraca Macara
Ashley MacIsaac ā Sleepy Maggie
Hawkeye ā Still Jivinā
Jackson Sisters ā I Believe in Miracles
Naughty by Nature ā Hip Hop Hooray
Brian Auger & Julie Driscoll ā Let the Sunshine
DJ Premier ā Classic (ft. Rakim, KRS-One, Nas, Kanye West)
Gang Starr ā Full Clip
Big Boss Man ā Kelvin Stardust
Chuck Brown and the Soul Searchers ā Bustinā Loose
James Brown ā Give It Up or Turn It Loose
Coke Escovedo ā I Wouldnāt Change a Thing
After listening to the entire treasure trove above, Iām sure you have a greater appreciation of music in bboying. Obviously 1 listening session isnāt going to dramatically change the way you approach music, but these bboy tracks are to be enjoyed over and over. Because good music speaks to people without becoming stale; itās timeless.
Listening to music is just one half of how you engage with the dance that is breaking. How you interpret the mood, how much fire or energy you put into your stepsā¦ All of these take guidance and training; itās a tedious process that youāll learn to love.
By the way, you can even play the above list of bboy tracks at your next practice or house party! I created a playlist of all 157 songs just for your next practice, so check it out by clicking this little link filled with bboy tracks.
Have I missed out any of the classic beats? Share it below in the comments section!
Just remember your prioritiesā¦ Itās music then dance.
P.S. In case you havenāt already noticed, the man at the beginning of the story was also known as Kool Herc, one of the pioneer DJs to cut the breaks and develop music in hip-hop.
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How LeBron James and Stephen Curry (probably) selected their All-Star teams
We know who James and Curry drafted, but hereās our best guess at how they did it.
Weāre all waiting on the actual draft order to leak from the NBA All-Star teams. While Stephen Curry and LeBron James stayed silent on who they selected, both said it should have been televised. (The NBA planned to do so, too, only for certain members of the playerās association to push back against the plan.) It almost seems inevitable that someone, at some point, will figure out who exactly went in what order.
That said, there is no need for you to wait. I have the correct order right here. Iām just guessing on all 22 selections, but coincidentally, all 22 selections are correct. I provided brief descriptions behind my air-proof, unfalsifiable logic underneath each pick, which I hope you will appreciate and understand. If youād rather wait until someone reports the actual order, then skip this article. You may not spoilers. Otherwise, please enjoy the definitely correct, no-way-it-could-be-wrong order that each captain drafted.
(An extremely brief reminder how this worked: starters were voted in by fan, player, and media votes. Reserves were selected by coaches. James and Curry are captains because they received the highest fan vote for their respective conferences. They must select four starters from the starters pool, and then seven reserves from the reserve pool. James begins, but Curry will have the first reserve pick.)
1. LeBron picked ... Kevin Durant
We donāt need a Wojbomb to know James picked Durant. This is canon. This happened. If it hadnāt, then Curry would have picked him second overall ā theyāre teammates, after all ā and he would be on the other team. Plus, James and Durant have always had a good professional relationship. Did you know they even played a flag football game together during the NBAās 2011 lockout?
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Itās hardly fair, but the two best players in the league will be on the same team.
2. Steph picked ... Giannis Antetokounmpo
This makes sense for obvious reasons, and other ones. Antetokounmpo is hugely popular ā after the first returns of the All-Star voting, he led all vote getters ā and heās an MVP candidate this season, prone to making any number of highlight plays. Notably, Antetokounmpo also shares an agent, Jeff Austin, with Antetokounmpo. Itās possible he took James Harden with his first pick, but Iām guessing the Greek Freak.
3. LeBron picked ... Anthony Davis
LEBRON WILL ONLY DRAFT SEVEN-FOOTERS.
4. Steph picked ... James Harden
I wonder if Harden being the most visible Adidas athlete factored into James passing on him. Either way, Curry shouldnāt be worried about.
5. LeBron picked ... DeMarcus Cousins
SUPER SICK PICK, LEBRON.
Yo @boogiecousins chill out man!! Sheesh!!! Super sick stat line
ā LeBron James (@KingJames) January 23, 2018
6. Steph picked ... Joel Embiid
Curry had to nab a proper big man somewhere, you know! And letās be real, Curry has somehow cultivated a baby-faced personality, but heās an elite trash talker. He surely respects Embiidās game, too.
7. LeBron picked ... Kyrie Irving
YES IT HAPPENED.
James could have picked DeRozan, and he could have installed himself at point guard, but that wouldnāt have made much sense. There was only one other point guard James could have selected in the āstartersā phase of the drafting, and it was Irving. It would have been insanely, absurdly petty for James to not pick Irving.
Does James even dislike Irving? Irving might dislike James, but Jamesā reaction to Irvingās trade request this summer was always something like, āIām not mad, but Iām disappointed.ā He kept calling Irving a kid, something that was noting as Irving made his wake. James respects players demanding autonomy and making moves, after all. He started it by going to Miami!
Oh, and Irving will now have to wear a jersey that says āTEAM LEBRON.ā Thereās a subtle joy in that.
8. Steph picked ... DeMar DeRozan
Sure.
9. Steph picked ... Klay Thompson
Weāre shifting to the reserve picks, and the vote flips over to Curry first to make it slightly more fair. We know heāll pick his teammates first, and Klay Thompsonās deleted tweet about not having to ask for a trade makes it clear that Curry agreed to nab him first overall. It makes sense! Out of everyone in this draft, the player that James is least likely to pick is Draymond Green. Plus, James has to reward his own teammate ...
10. LeBron picked ... Kevin Love
James said there was one moment where he and Curry just started laughing, and thatās why this thing should be televised. It probably went like:
JAMES: Well, I guess Iāll take K-Love.
CURRY: Arenāt you trying to get him traded?
JAMES: No, no, this right here is my brother who I just respect so much. What really stands out is his commitment to this team through thick and thin.
James and Curry both start laughing
11. Steph picked ... Draymond Green
Again ā teammate pick. He had to. He didnāt want Draymond to head to Bobās office.
12. LeBron picked ... John Wall
Just to antagonize Kyrie.
Kidding. James and Wall share Rich Paul as an agent, and I bet James took him pretty quick because of that.
13. Steph picked ... Karl-Anthony Towns
Curryās team is small.
14. LeBron picked ... Kristaps Porzingis
This is a smart pick from James making sure he denies Curry from drafting too much height for his undersized roster.
15. Steph picked ... Al Horford
You guys thought Horford would be the last pick? With Stephen Curry drafting? Oh please. Curry moves off the ball as well as any player in the league. He consistently leads or is near the top of the league in screens set as a guard. He loves running through his two big men on an elevators play. OF COURSE Curry loves Horford, who is āboringā but makes good basketball plays. Iām positive this happened.
16. LeBron picked ... Russell Westbrook
Everyoneās talking about the Irving-James reunion, but I still think thereās serious underlying animosity between Durant and Westbrook. This one is much more fascinating to me.
Or maybe itās this one?
Bench Mob. #TeamLebron #NBAAllStar
A post shared by @ kevinlove on Jan 25, 2018 at 4:23pm PST
REUNITED.
17. Steph picked ... Jimmy Butler
STEPH: āIām gonna take Butler next.ā
LEBRON: āNice pick. I love that dude.ā
STEPH: āOh, bet. Iām just glad yāall didnāt end up being teammates.ā
LEBRON: āYeah, but itās just an All-Star game, you know?ā
STEPH: āIām not talking about that.ā
LeBron pretends he doesnāt get it and makes his next pick, but heāll post something moody and vague to his Instagram story later that day.
18. LeBron picked ... Victor Oladipo
Bad pick. Oladipo will go 3-of-11 from the field with zero assists because heās back on Westbrookās team now.
19. Steph picked ... Damian Lillard
Baby splash bros.
20. LeBron picked ... Bradley Beal
James and Beal will swap so many dysfunctional locker room stories.
21. Steph picked ... Kyle Lowry
Even with Lowry lasting to pick No. 21, heās still teammates with DeRozan. [pretend thereās a heart emoji here, because our story editor wonāt allow us to put emojis, but this is an extremely appropriate emoji situation.]
22. LeBron picked ... LaMarcus Aldridge
There is a 10,000 percent chance that Aldridge was the last pick. Heās been great this year, too! TEN-THOUSAND PERCENT.
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