#i love jfc arthur jokes

[casual-socks]

jesus christ arthur he brought all that is fear and all that is terror and all that is awful dread that crawls and chokes and blinds and falls and twists and leaves and hides and weaves and burns and hunts and rips and bleeds and DIES. jesus fucking christ. he opened the door. jesus

[arthur-lesters-tummy]

notable moments:

john getting excited about the viewer count. arthur: "i don't think that's real"

arthur can see in this (bc otherwise its not scary) but theyre still bound

both calling ghosts "spooky ghosties"

this turned into me liveblogging lol

john is more scared than arthur is. "arthur this is a little too spooky even for me"

john: "wave if youre here ghosties, domt make any spooky jumping out-y sounds"

GAAAASP. malevolent... force... (John: Am I....)

john thinks the name van helsing is cool

*salting ghosts* MOARE ORTHUR

john: "you didn't see the horrors." arthur: "yes well, i experienced them"

come on peppers be cool...

arthur reads a diary entry about someone on their deathbed and john tears up... "LEAVE ME ALONE FOR A MOMENT"

"i feel like i've become more powerful, like i've just eaten... taco bell"

the grav-e-yard

arthur was wearing a "frilly little number" in part 40 lmaoo

cockney arthur when he's mad lmaooo

*here's my shit factory* "that's what i'm gonna call you from now on arthur" (spoilers: arthur thought this was a good one)

"i might morally high ride him sometimes... but he's mean." "shut up." "see what i mean? you don't see how much he bullies me between episodes"

"hashtag booooylife." "don't do that. if you search that you're going to get some FBI checks"

"i was just slowly closing my eyes... is he gone? everything fine now"

arthur: "ever since we started this he's been a real weanie"

"you don't know how cold he keeps the house!" "he keeps think that 68 degrees means he's going to freeze to death" (john sleeps in the basement??)

john: "i'll buy the best goddamn comforter..."

arthur is a limmy fan. (john is a confused limmy.)

they watch star trek... john falls asleep during it 🥺 john likes worf, "he's basically me. big and angry, just like me >:) he's honour bound. and i like his forehead." wants his body to look like a klingon(?!). arthur likes data "cold, analytical, killed his daughter-" best joke in the stream jfc

noel to the rescue. immediately gets locked out of laptop.

noel: "boylife, heh that caught on. i'll tell you what they do to guys like that in prison-" arthur: "let him keep his innocence"

i love how excited john gets for codes and ciphers. real detective boy

landlady ms conglomerate came in while they were streaming, they didn't 'receive her well' so she was upset. so now they're with mr conglomerate: "heeey, i saw your hashtag boylife. so hot in here let me take off my robe~"

john: "what is... rain?" arthur: "DON'T FUCKING DO THIS" john: "it's wet... is this what heaven feels like?"

john: "arthur won't let us get pizza two nights in a row. i won't eat the pizza. i only lick the toppings. and then i mash them into a little ball and throw them at people across the street. because they're happy."

calling percival to find a grave "look for the grave that has harvey jackson on it." "oh. is that it?" he had a harmonica personal item... as you do.

"i'm not a BABy anymore orthur" "anymore??"

arthur: "it sounds like someone is very tired..." john: "he says this every night"

unlimited rat hack!!

shoutout to classicallylonely on yt who timestamped everything too. respect.

im watching the malevolent spooky stream rn why did no one tell me harlan guthrie was so ridiculously good at switching between the arthur and john voices. he's literally bickering with himself on the spot and it sounds SO natural hwat the fuck

[pendragaryen]

Even after several hours of more or less proper sleep i’m shook and SO ANGRY! I’ve never been THAT ANGRY bc of a tv show before. I was very upset while watching the GOT-finale of course, but that never was my fiercest love among all the tv series’ out there. Therefore it couldn’t destroy me emotionally. THAT award goes to BBC’s Merlin. Though i’m a big fan of the Arthurian Legend itself and despite the fact that i KNOW that Arthur Pendragon had to die in the end (in the series and in most versions of the legend by the hand of Mordred - his own bastard son, at least in the legend itself) i was DEVESTATED to watch his actual death scene. It still haunts me. Even after so many years. That whole last episode of the show “DOES NOT EXIST” in the mind of the Merlin-fandom. It’s been kind of ERASED from our minds. But... it’s a fact that Arthur died in Merlins arms. The 2nd male lead died in the arms of the male lead of the show. And it destroyed me...

My point now is... The 1OO... Here’s Bellamy Blake (aka THE HEART), the 2nd lead, dying with only three episodes left OF THE WHOLE DAMN SHOW (and only shown up in the same amount of episodes during this definitely last season ever). And as if that’s not enough, on top of all that, THEY HAVE HIM SHOT BY HIS SOULMATE CLARKE GRIFFIN, the female lead of the show (aka THE HEAD). INTO HIS HEART! She shot him IN HIS HEART! Head and heart... what a joke... what a farce... i cannot even BEGIN to...

You see, this is even WORSE. It’s like Merlin himself stabbed Arthur Pendragon in his heart. THAT would’ve been similar to what i had to witness last night. Jfc. No, it didn’t “destroy” me, like the Merlin-finale did. (At least... not until now...) BUT i’m seriously more angry than i’ve ever been before concerning a tv show now. I AM FUMING!

I am SO F...ING ANGRY! I don���t know where to turn to, i don’t know what to feel. I cried while watching it. But that was it. I was too shook. Up until now, several hours later, i wasn’t able to shed more tears about this mess. I’m just MAD. I am SO MAD. God i wish i could punch someone, anyone... JRoth would be great. Jfc... Someone send help bc i cannot handle this.

It wasn’t a heroic death. It wasn’t even a “satisfying” death with any purpose. And he wasn’t able to say goodbye... Not to his sister, not to his friends... He wasn’t able to really talk with Clarke. Too few time. And THAT Clarke wouldn’t have listen to him. THAT Clarke... is unknown to me. I don’t even recognize her. Is that really the woman who prefered him over the fate of the entire human race in S4??? I can’t understand this! I CAN’T!

I WANT TO BELIEVE that this isn’t real, that Bellamy’s still alive. But guys... why would JRoth post a goodbye and thank you to Bob Morley tweet right after the episode aired, if this ain’t the truth? WHY? Someone explain...

All of this doesn’t make any sense to me. Narratively i can’t understand why they’ve done this now. I’ve been fully aware of the fact, that Bellamy and/or Clarke could die this season. I EXPECTED it. But... not like this. Not flipping  everything they’ve built up so far concerning the Bellarke-bond upside down. I thought they/he/she might die in the last episode. But as an all in all satisfying conclusion. At least together. Something like that. But THIS... this is a mess.. So much for together.. indeed... f..k this sh.t.

I don’t know if i’ll watch the last episodes when they’re airing. I think i’ll wait until this is all over and then decide whether i watch it or not. For my own well-being.

Someone give me a punching-ball already. I am SO angry...