#i love its little snout it's so adorable!!

[lesbian-odo]

USS Defiant my precious my beloved Clip sources under the cut

Characters: Sisko - S5E26 Call to Arms Worf - S7E8 The Siege of AR-558 Dax - S5E26 Call to Arms Kira - S5E15 By Inferno's Light Defiant: Nameplate closeup - S3E1 The Search Part 1 Warp-out - S5E15 By Inferno's Light Warp-in - S5E15 By Inferno's Light Wide angle - S6E14 One Little Ship In orbit of AR-558 - S7E8 The Siege of AR-558 Passing in front of Luna - S3E11 Past Tense Part 1 Approaching Earth - S3E11 Past Tense Part 1

[mushroom-for-art]

Hi @mewtwoevolution, hope you don't mind but I love your cats

[intradognition]

isn't it nice to be back at home with mommy?

you were so good today, puppy! you played with all the other dogs so nicely, and now that we're home, we can take that muzzle off; there's my special little darling. mommy missed kissing all over your cute little face, especially that adorable snout of yours. let mommy give you a little kiss right now, baby.

...!

oh, someone's still full of energy. i thought you got all those wiggles out while you were wrestling with the other doggies, sweetheart, but you're slobbering all over mommy already; what's the matter, honey? you miss getting mommy's special attention?

maybe you saw mommy petting one of the other puppies. did that make you upset, darling? a little head scratch is going to make you whine? you're such a silly dog... oh, but mommy hates seeing you look so pathetic, just as much as it loves it. mommy's sorry, baby. you're always going to be mommy's favorite, most darling little dog. it couldn't go a day without seeing its little baby smile— there we go! you're so pretty.

do you want mommy to make it up to its jealous little puppy? it has a very special treat for you, and all you need to do is ask.

[melodic-haze]

Probably a strange ask, but pajama party sleepover with Topaz where the reader gets them matching Dino onesies?

☆ — DEMO TRACK: Topaz x Reader, Yae Miko x Reader

☆ — TYPE: SFW

☆ — NOTES: Using this ask to gauge if I can get a handle on Topaz's personality, cuz I didn't acc originally have her in the list I write for lol. I hope yall don't mind that I combined this into one post :33 anyway IT'S NOT WEIRD AT ALL❗️❗️❗️❗️ DUDE I'd wanna get matching onesies w the girlies :((((((( they're cute as hell and comfy

TOPAZ

"Babe?"

"Yeah?"

"You're taking quite a bit in there. Everything alright or..?"

"Yeah, everything's fine! I'm done, actually!"

"Come out, then! I feel like I've been waiting for you for ages! Right, Numby?"

You hear a muffled squeak from the other side of the door and you couldn't help but giggle both at Topaz's dramaticism and the little surprise that you have for her. Without a delay, you placed your hand on the doorknob, "You ready to see this?"

"Sweetie, I don't know what I'm seeing. But of course I'm ready to see you, no matter what!"

You rolled your eyes at the light flirt before turning the doorknob, stepping out of the bedroom and finally showing your girlfriend the long-awaited surprise.

You see her unfiltered joy before you hear it; she practically jumps up with a pleasantly shocked look on her face, one that easily morphs into a smile as she stumbles over to you to hug you with a squeal. Numby had followed close behind, rubbing its snout on your legs happily and running around.

"OHMYGOODNESS?? You look absolutely adorable!! You're one of those dinosaurs that some of the worlds have! This is the surprise you were talking about?"

You shook her head, "This is part of it. The real surprise is in the bedroom. I think you'll like it—both of you."

She narrowed her eyes at you before the dawning realisation came in the form of her flabberghasted look, "There's NO way."

"See for yourself."

Topaz swivels her head at Numby, who does the same thing in turn, before they both practically dash over to the bedroom. Unsurprisingly, you hear a squeal of utter happiness—your girlfriend always had an affinity towards cute critters, or cute things in general, so such a reaction was definitely no surprise.

And when she comes back out again, the pet warp trotter in tow, you can't help but relate to her unfiltered love for them.

"You got us matching onesies."

You nodded with a grin, "I did. Do you like it?"

"How is that even a question?" She practically skips over to you before putting her arms around your neck, "I LOVE it!! It's basically a guarantee that you look cute, but don't I look cute? Doesn't Numby look cute?? They look like a tiny little dinosaur, I think I could cry..."

A laugh bubbled up from your chest at your girlfriend's enthusiasm as you wrapped your hands around her waist, "I thought you might like something like this—you've been working hard, so I thought I'd get you something."

Her excitement dies down just a touch, though the affection in her eyes was plain to see, "Babe.. you didn't have to do that! I love the work."

"I know you do! I just wanted to get you a little extra for when I finally get you to settle down with manual labour for a night in."

"I'd say it's more than worth it." She pulled back with a flourish, picking Numby up to show off their gifts, "Cute and comfortable? I don't think anything could beat this."

"I dunno..." You shrugged lightly, "You haven't seen what else I have planned for this sleepover."

"Then I personally grant you the opportunity to change my mind."

She smiles so very brightly at you, and it's as if everything else has been washed away.

YAE MIKO

"You're awfully secretive with this little 'surprise' of yours, aren't you?"

"I think not being secretive defeats the entire purpose of a surprise."

"While you may be correct," she crosses her arms with a small smirk, "the blindfold is a touch overkill, don't you think? You wouldn't dare to stage a kidnapping on poor me, would you?"

"And risk the Shogun's wrath?" You scoffed out a laugh, "I don't think so. Plus it's to make sure you aren't peeking!"

"Did you not go into your room to change?"

"Yeah, but-- wait how did you know I was changing?"

You could practically hear her eyeroll, "I have ears, darling; ones that can hear far more than the normal human auditory system."

"Yeah, yeah, you can hear more than the usual person, I think I get it... Anyway, I'm coming out now, so you can take your blindfold off if you want."

"I still don't see the reason why--"

"Miko, babe, do you want to see me or not?"

"Fine, alright, seeing as how you want me silent, I shall cease my jabs at you.. for now."

Now you were the one to roll your eyes as you opened the door and walked over to your fox-like lover, clothes in hand. And as you did so, she removed the piece of cloth wrapped around her head before opening her eyes.

Instead of her usual vigilance, she actually takes a little time to stare at you.. and the folded gift in your hands. Amethyst eyes narrowed at the latter specifically before they darted over to you and your getup.

Then, a smirk made its way over to her lips as if it were another typical moment of her teasiny you, though you don't miss the way her pupils expand and her eyes glimmer in warm affection, "My, my... If you wanted to be my cute little bunny so bad, I'm sure we could arrange something."

You felt a blush overtake your cheeks, though you shook your head in an attempt to settle yourself, "Nevermind that, why don't you focus more on what I'm holding for you?"

To her credit, she does. But then she looks at you with a raised brow, "Are these.. matching onesies?"

"Yeah. Why," you feel something inside you twist the slightest bit, "you don't like it?"

"Mmm... We shall see."

Her expression is sly, though she doesn't give her feelings away as she takes the gift and heads for the bedroom to change. You knew Miko loved to be a cryptic woman, but it was a little frustrating when it came to the smaller things—did she like it? Hate it? Is she just.. humouring you so that you feel bad? Or maybe she's making fun of you by doing so...

"Dear?"

You are snapped out of your thoughts by the sound of Miko's voice, albeit a touch muffled due to the walls between you, "Y-Yes? Sorry, did you need something?"

"No, not necessarily. You were rather quiet while waiting for me."

"What, did you want me to bang on the door desperately?"

"I do have a penchant for the dramatics." You rolled your eyes as you heard her laugh, though she continues not long after, "I'm done. Be grateful that I hadn't asked you to wear a blindfold."

"Uh huh, I'm very grateful. Now come out, I wanna see you!"

"Patience, bunny. I'll be out in a second."

The door opens, and she steps out wearing matching onesie given to her. Though you notice that she has yet to put the hood on her head.. and the slight tint of pink that dusted her cheeks as she looked at you head-on. Was she actually embarrassed?

She huffed lightly, a slight smile on her lips, "Putting a fox in a bunny onesie seems akin to having a wolf in sheep's clothing, don't you think?"

You shrugged, "No matter what, you look cute either way."

"Was that your main goal? To have me look simply adorable for you to gawk at? Is my beautiful humanoid form not enough for you?"

While her tone was mostly teasing, there was a touch of.. something else—a tone someone asks when they are lost. Perhaps it was the loss of her intimidating air; she did love to make others squirm, but in a getup like this? How could she ever achieve that?

You shake your head, "I found these while I was out for a little shopping trip and thought that these would make you both cute and beautiful. Why, you don't like it?"

Her eyes softened, "Of course I like it, my darling.. though next time, how about we buy fox onesies together instead? Cute aesthetics are more suited towards.. hmm.. that Yashiro Commission girl, for starters."

A laugh bubbled up from within you, "Haha, alright, alright. But you're still my cute little kitsune."

"Little? Oh, that's highly debatable. Now, is this all we're going to be doing, staring at each other and how well we match, or are we doing anything else for tonight?"

"I've actually got a few options for you." You held out your hand to her, "If you'll follow me..."

Her hand takes yours, and you move on to proceed your comfortable night with the beautiful fox envoy, completely forgetting the rest of the world.

[alexiela73]

ok so i was wondering if you could do something that evolves around the idea that the reader is pregant and genji or hanzo not knowing yet while the noodles find out and are more protective of her

Hell Yes. Someone even sent another request that feels like a great part 2 to this.

Genji:

Out of nowhere, you started to wake up with Soba standing over your pillow

The little green dragon usually preferred to sleep on her perch at the window, instead of watching with the usually intimate displays of affection in the bed- in fact, she avoided the bed altogether usually

At first you thought maybe you’d made a strange noise in your sleep and she was just worried

But more and more you’d wake to her eyes above you, staring intensely down at you from the headboard

One night Genji got home from a mission, and you woke to the sound of him yelling, and a rippling snarl coming from a growing dragon blocking the door out of the room

Genji was stuck in the hall, and for the life of you, neither of you could get Soba to change or stop her from preventing him from coming in your shared room

That next morning, a wave of nausea hit and you were sent to the bathroom in a great hurry. The nausea remained even as the contents of your stomach were emptied, and you sat beside the toilet, holding your hair back

A soft touch made you open your eyes- Soba was rubbing her little whiskers on your stomach, booping her nose above your belly button and purring

You stared down at her in confusion, before a thought hit you. When was your last period, you thought?

“Genji-,” you called. “I think we need to go to a doctors office!”

Soba sat smugly in your lap the entire way home from the doctors.

Hanzo:

In a way Hanzo described as disgraceful, the noodles always had an incredible soft spot for you

They adored you, and often left their spiritual tattoo to get snuggles in your arms and blem their little tongues out of their mouth

You spoiled them- how could you not? You’d never had a pet before, and you often liked to think that as they were a part of Hanzo, that maybe they were the physical form of his intense love for you

The noodles, as Hanzo begged you to stop calling them, usually weren’t so bad mannered as to not obey Hanzo when called- but for the first time, in the heat of battle no less, the dragons did not appear

Hanzo had no way of knowing that the noodles were following you throughout the day

You didn’t even know till the evening- they had snuck in your car and gone grocery shopping with you, had followed you into the bank and perhaps robbed a woman of their purse dog, and nearly made it through the day without you finding out

Until a loud dog across the street started barking. And when you looked, two dragons the size of cars were starting to walk across the street and snarl

“No! Guys, come here!” you called, a bit frantic.

Its like the two sensed your panic, instantly racing to you and becoming the side of german shepherds. The two wrapped around you, rubbing their cheeks on your sides

At first you thought Hanzo was home, but when you called he let out a loud, angry huff. “That’s where they are? Outrageous. I’m on my way home!” he had said.

You knew though something was up-the intensity in their gaze, the way they couldn’t look away from you...

“What’s up with you, guys?” you’d asked, and rubbed their snouts.

They just snorted, and when you finally went and sat they curled up on your lap.

It wasn’t for another two months almost before you found out you were pregnant- and suddenly, the noodles continuously odd and rather nerve-wracking behavior made sense

“They are protecting our family,” Hanzo had said softly, putting a hand over your stomach in awe. “Thank you....noodles,” he’d said.

[thecartoonrambler]

Sylvia is a Fantastic character

Oh Sylvia!

Ever since i wrote about Wander and why hes such an important character, i wanted to write about Sylvia. But life got in the way a little..

Sylvia is such an amazing character.

Craig could have easily made her male, or made her a "typical female character" who presents in hyperfeminine ways and whatever (nothing wrong with femininity as long as it isnt forced or compulsory). But she's not, shes her own character, she's masculine, she's a bounty hunter, she's strong, she's powerful, she keeps her silly friend in check, she's serious, logical, diligent. Competitive. She's sassy, she doesn't let others boss her around. Its SO refreshing. Its SO refreshing to just HAVE a female character that FEELS like a character rather than simply "the Female".

Funny how a kids show about space can do a better job at that than even Marvel movies, huh?Its almost sad that when talking about her, the fact that she's female and that shes written like a proper character is actually refreshing. It should be the case for ALL shows, no exceptions.

Maybe she can serve as an example for new writers and show runners what to do RIGHT.

but enough about her gender!

I ADORE her dynamics between herself and other characters. I love the parallels between Her and Commander peepers in chasing around their emotional and impulsive friend/boss trying to keep them from doing silly things, yet also being complete opposites due to Her being the Bigger one in her dynamic with Wander, whereas peepers is the smaller one to Lord hater. I think its really cool!

I think episodes like "the Timebomb" or "the Family Reunion" are fantastic at deepening our understanding of Sylvia too.

She was brought up in a very rough and tough environment, feeling like she was never enough and had to compete with her older brothers at all times, fighting with feelings of not being good enough for her mother and how these feelings have caused her to be hyper competitive in instances of competition, where her feelings of little self worth are brough up if she's not "good enough", getting blinded by rage and loosing sense of what she should prioritise (which for a character that is typically so focused on logic and effectiveness is really striking. (I also ABSOLUTELY love the episode the Timebomb cause it shows how well Sylvia and Wander's friendship works?? Like the way he's able to calm her down and make sure she doesn't go crazy, similarly to how she's there for him from going crazy in episodes like "the Box") its just so sweet amd i love it smI love Sylvia so much.

When ppl say we want strong female characters WE MEAN SYLVIA!!! A WELL ROUNDED, AWESOME WELL WRITTEN CHARACTER THAT IS AN INSPIRATION!! THAT HAS FLAWS AND FEELINGS AND FEELS LIKE A REAL CHARACTER!!!! AHHH!!!! i love her :,3

ALSO! her design! I love it! I didn't mention it yet. But i really like that

1. She's larger than Wander!

2. Her snout is so cute idk 🥺

3. I love that she's not skinny?? Like shes got muscle she's got fat, she's got speed!!?

4. I like that she has dinosaur and horse elements idk i think its cool She's just cool Idk i love her

[thecosmiccrow]

I am loving your MD headcanons/art btw. Giving blorbos animalistic traits is just chefs kiss

YES YES I LOVE LITTLE TRAITS LIKE THAT. I LOVE WAYS OF NONVERBAL COMMUNICATION IT SCRATCH BRAIN GOODLY

here have some small ones idk if ive said yet:

Uzi’s tail often sees N before Uzi does whenever he enters somewhere behind her. She knows he’s there because her tail just TUGS on her to go say hi to N.

The reason it likes him so much is partly because Uzi adores him and it knows that, and partly because whenever it goes up to him of its own volition, he just pets it like a dog.

It also likes to grab at his tail a bunch. Its really careful about his stinger (it punctured itself on it once, leading to it being in N’s mouth, which it did NOT enjoy). It just actively snuggles up to the vial and tries to initiate play, despite N’s tail not being alive like Uzi’s is.

N refers to it as “little buddy.” Uzi calls it “that thingie,” or just “my tail.” They’ve brainstormed other, proper names for it but nothing else ever stuck.

N’s hat has teeth marks in it from Uzi’s tail just gnawing on it. It also shoves its snout into his coat’s neck fluff.

oops this ended up just being tail hcs. oopsies, sorry not sorry!

anyways have phone photo of unfinished uzi art that i have no idea how to shade

taken at school gym as i am sitting down. i got whacked in the face with a basketball

[adobe-outdesign]

I'd love to see a full-on review of Burlap from you! As a matter of personal taste, I do like it as a Plushie 2.0, but I also sympathize with your dissatisfaction in the loss of that creepy vibe. Which pets do you like best in it?

Poor, poor Burlap. It was originally introduced as Burlap Doll alongside Steampunk, Toy, and Origami as part of a 2018 poll to pick a new colour, wherein it came in dead last, probably because it was by far the least cute option of the four. That said, us burlap lovers were annoying vocal enough that TNT eventually caved and released it anyway.

Unfortunately that was a small victory, as there's been a gradual shift in appearance and tone. Burlap's original intent, and the reason so many of us loved it, is that it was creepy. Burlap pets were supposed to be dolls haphazardly stitched together from sack cloth and whatever pieces of junk happened to be lying around, with dead button eyes and stitched-up mouths. It was a very distinct vibe, almost scarecrow-like, and that made it really stand out.

However, TNT has been softening the colour over the years. Bright colors were introduced; the junk and scrap materials concept was almost entirely dropped; straw-like elements were replaced with soft fuzzy tan fur; and so on and so forth. Compare the Burlap Usul, released in 2023, with the Burlap Ogrin, released in 2020:

And just to be clear, the more plushie-like burlap pets are by no means inherently bad; a lot of them are downright adorable or have very pleasing designs. It's just that, for a site that celebrates Halloween each year and has an entire land dedicated to it, there's a strange lack of creepy colours available. There's Halloween, Mutant, Wraith, Ghost, Zombie, Darigan, and... well, that's it. Burlap was not only a welcome addition to this category, but it filled a very specific niche, as there were no other creepy doll colours. We already have plushie as a colour, but we definitely didn't have anything like the original burlap.

Favorite Species:

Lenny: The original Burlap Doll design put up for voting, the Burlap Lenny is delightfully creepy. The fraying fabric on the wings is a great touch, and I love all the metal bits used here; some springs for the head feathers, random scrap parts for the legs. It's fun, distinct, and has a ton of personality. I also really like the eyes, which are not only black but have red string in the middle, something even the other creepy burlap pets didn't keep.

Bori: The Burlap Bori has less scrap parts and fewer black accents, but it's still well done overall. There's lots of good details here, like the fraying fabric around the claws, the stitch work and material of the back plates, and the way the tail haphazardly tied together with some loose rope.

Quiggle: This isn't quite as detailed as the other three burlap pets, but it still brings a lot to the table with its freaky twig fingers and casual rope around its neck. The texturing and warping of the burlap texture is truly well done here and the whole thing has a great sense of dimension. The only thing is that while I like the mismatched eyes in theory, the blue feels a little distracting; I feel like maybe a light brown or tan might've worked better.

BONUS: Like I said, the plushie-style burlap pets are still very nice looking, and it wouldn't be fair of me to talk about only the creepy pets while not mentioning the non-creepy ones. The Burlap Kau is definitely the best of the crop, with super soft plush fur that reminds me a bit of Highland cows. There's nice detailing in things like the corduroy snout and iridescent eyes, and while there's some colour, it's kept to light earth-tones as to not feel jarring against the browns. Good stuff.

Least Favorite Species:

Scorchio: Even by new-age burlap standards, the Burlap Scorchio is a trainwreck. The eye-searing teal underbelly is both over-saturated and too low-contrast relative to the brown, creating an eyesore that draws too much attention to a pointless part of the design. There's no real creativity in things like the spikes, and the eyes don't feel like they align to the face properly. The stitched-together wings are a little fun at least, but it's not enough to save this design.

[lewis-winters]

"Sharks don't have hands," Web tells him, in a tone that is somehow both condescending and giddy. One he only ever adopts with his young students, who actually care about all the inane fun facts he has stored away in that big head of his; and everybody else in his life, when he forgets that they're not actually his students, and he's not actually in school. Which happens far more often than Web is willing to admit.

It takes all of Lieb's strength not to roll his eyes and say something snarky in response-- and even then he fails, miserably. Not that Web minds, grinning mischievously at Lieb's muttered; "Yeah, like I don't already know that?" All the other man ever did was bounce back from Lieb's sarcasm with double the amount of enthusiasm, like maybe Lieb's sharp edges made him happy, somehow. Like he knew something about Lieb that even Lieb himself didn't know and was endlessly amused by it.

The idea is so idiotic to Joe, it cycles back to being endearing.

Anyway. Sharks don't have hands. So they can't really touch and investigate things like other animals can with their antennas, whiskers, or hands. Which, according to Web, is a downright tragedy, since sharks are so naturally curious and so terribly blind. Therefore, in order to circumvent these downright mediocre evolutionary mistakes, they use the only body parts chock-full of nerve endings available to them. The tips of their snouts. And their teeth. "That's why they bite so many things," Web gestures with his fingers then, a sort of chomping motion with his index and thumb. "Little test bites."

"Maybe that's why you bite so many things," Lieb says, to distract himself from saying what he actually wants to say, which is you're so adorable, shut up and let me kiss you. He pinches Web's arm, an imitation of his shark gesture, just to be annoying. Not too hard, though from Web's scandalized reaction you'd think Lieb'd managed to draw blood.

"No," Web huffs, literally smacking Lieb on the wrist in admonishment. Then a few more times. Just to be annoying. "No, no. Sharks bite things because they're curious. I bite things because I like them."

He wiggles his eyebrows at Lieb, then, clumsy and so stupid looking, it has Lieb snorting out a mocking laugh in turn, though it certainly doesn't stop the crawling heat he feels inching its way down from his cheeks to the wine-dark love bites he knows still litter the months-old surgery scars on his chest.

Rolling his eyes, Lieb paws at Web's neck, shaking the other man gently, affectionately, until Web finally gets the memo and lies down, slotting himself into the cradle of Lieb's body with a small, tired sigh.

"Alright, professor," Lieb says, reaching over to shut the lamp off and cocoon them both in darkness. "Go the fuck to sleep."

"Yeah, yeah," Web huffs. Then momentarily, gently, sinks his teeth into the ball of Lieb's shoulder. Just a little nip. "Whatever."

[shyanshippingsociety]

Hey! I was hoping you guys might have some recs for me! I'm looking for any mpreg fics (bonus points if it's pregnant Shane) absolutely adore this blog, y'all are saints of this community 💖

hello anon! we asked the server and there were a whole range of recs!! don't forget to mind the tags on some of these :)

here are the shane fics:

Ten Moons by breathtaken | E, 25k, Complete

When he feels hot breath on the nape of his neck, he freezes in pure terror, convinced that he’s about to be eaten—but the weight on his back lifts as the wolf circles around in front of him, nosing at his face with its snout, licking over the bridge of his nose. His thoughts are coming slow as the mud smeared across his face and arms, but Shane does realize that this giant beast isn’t trying to kill him and eat him. That it’s friendly. Hardly daring to speak the words aloud, he says, “Ryan…?”

Unconventional by PaperDaddy | E, 3k, Complete

...In that moment, [Shane] can’t find an elegant way to ask, “Hey, you’re exceptionally healthy, have a great personality and are well-educated. Want to be my baby’s daddy?” Or Shane and Ryan take an unconventional path to parenthood.

Acute by PhyllisDietrichson | E, 21k, Complete

“I don’t know how to say this. I’m, uh, in the family way, as they used to say.” Ryan looks at him blankly. “What does that mean?” “The rabbit died!” Shane gesticulates wildly. Now Ryan looks both confused and horrified. “There’s a bun in the oven.” Ryan’s eyes slide over to glance at the stove for a moment, then back to Shane. His eyebrows knit together. Shane tries again. “We’re expecting?” “Expecting what, Shane?” Ryan asks. Shane heaves a sigh. “I’m pregnant, Ryan.”

January by NeverAndAlways | M, 2k, Incomplete

Sort of a remix of my fic 'August' (https://archiveofourown.org/works/20502134/chapters/48654791), with Shane in place of Ryan.

You're So Fine, And You're Mine by Gilded_Quill | E, 1.5k, Complete

Shane was already having a rough morning. He did not need to deal with Ryan being weird on top of it.

and here are a few recs that aren't shane-focal! >:)

share your address by idkspookystuff | E, 4k, Complete

It’s never fun when you wake up to your head pounding out of your skull after a night you can’t remember. It’s even worse when you wake up to someone chanting “shit, shit, shit!” - when shane and ryan get a little too drunk on a weird, wonderful world shoot, they find out they got married and it's all over the internet. a few weeks later, ryan learns he's pregnant. the plan? pretend to be a married couple. easy enough to do with feelings, right?

three's company by idkspookystuff | E, <1k, Complete

A couple months into their relationship, Ryan rests his head on Sara’s stomach in bed and expresses something akin to jealousy.

i need your love by RedLlamas | E, 2k, Complete

Ryan and Shane are at Ryan's place, watching Guardians of the Galaxy, when Shane's suddenly overcome with soft feelings. As they talk about it, they get horny about it. One thing leads to another, and, well… ;)

theory 'verse by idkspookystuff | E, 4k, 2/? Works

Ryan learns a few things about his brand new partner that night. 1. Shane, despite being a million feet tall, cannot hold his liquor. He’s only a few beers in and he’s already loose-lipped, his hair a mess, and he keeps ranting about how Car Seat Headrest is a revolutionary band that Ryan really should listen to. 2. Shane, apparently, has a breeding kink.

[gabessquishytum]

Inhuman/creature Hob who doesn't know he's not human.

Maybe he's a fae/dragon child that his human family found in the woods and he's been glamoured this entire time. Maybe nobody in his family are human and they're all dragons- but they died when he was too young to be taught much and for whatever reason, he'd forgotten it all by the time he was an adult.

So.

Hob isn't human. It's never been a problem and not even other supernatural beings can tell and the ones who can sense something Other about him just chalk it up to him being immortal.

Time goes on.

Maybe it's because it's been so long- are glamours and spells really supposed to last over 600 years without some touching up?- or it's Dream's magical influence as he and Hob spend more and more time together. But things start going wrong.

The glamour starts to break. The spells start to fade.

Hob starts noticing changes- sharper teeth, nails that seem to grow every day and are getting harder to cut. The desire for more and more meat. He's in denial about how he wants that meat raw, how his eyes seem to be brighter and actually glow, and how his ears seem to have started to point. (The churning of his insides, he chalks up to bad food; the twinges in his back, to bad sleep.)

He can't deny the marks, though. The ones appearing under his eyes and on his cheeks. He can't deny the spattering of scales appearing on his body.

Finally, when he can't hide it any longer, he calls out of work for the time being and asks Dream for help.

That's how the glamour fully breaks.

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part 1 because i'm too tired to continue lmao

(i never sign these but i should - is there a 🐺 anon already?)

Ooo this is fun!!

I love the idea of Hob getting these signs and hints that he's maybe not entirely human, but he just kind of pretends that it's not happening? Like his nails get long and hard and change colour almost like claws but he just shrugs it off as something that will pass. He catches himself eating raw meat without even thinking about it and he's like oh?? Well maybe I just subliminally picked up on that carnivore diet I've been hearing about, it's probably nothing...

His avoidance of the truth becomes so extreme, even Dream notices. He's troubled by Hob’s odd behaviour. And as his friend, he wants to help! So he does a little anti-magic charm on Hob, just in case he's been hexed and that's what's causing the strange developments.

Instead, the remainders of the glamour collapse, and Hob takes on his true form. Poor darling, he has no idea what's happening to him as his body finally completes the change. Dream is equally astonished to see the very large, very sad and scared dragon crouched on the rug in Hob’s living room. Hob’s enormous tail swishes anxiously, and he accidentally crushes some priceless antiques... he's only been in dragon form for half a minute and he already hates it.

Dream, though? He's absolutely charmed. He adores Hob in whatever form he takes. Of course its not nice that Hob is upset, and this is a rather lifechanging experience for him, but even so... he's such a beautiful dragon. Dream just wants to kiss and hold his snout, and pet his lovely scales. He ends up sitting on the floor while Hob huffs smoke through his nose and allows Dream to gently coax him back into human form. It takes rather a long time, and for whatever reason Hob is naked when he gets back to being human again... and Dream just has to kiss him. Now he knows that Hob isn't mortal or even human, he's much less worried about starting a relationship with him. And Hob definitely deserves a kiss or two, after that ordeal <3

(I believe we do have a 🐺 anon - I can offer you 🐶? Or a different emoji of your choice of course!)

[bigsoftmarshmallow]

I got a funny little idea thats been brewing for a bit- so Imagine like the Dorf and Demise being turned into the dogs and cats scenario right- but they turn into little boars! wather it be the spell gone awry or they just woke up like that, instead of their big boarish forms its just a small little piglet :3 if their S/O saw them too how would they act-

Ahhhhh I love this idea! I'm surprised I didnt think of it myself. For you, my dear diamondlight, here is your request

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Wind Waker Ganondorf: The Quietly Amused Boarlet

Wind Waker Ganondorf, though prideful, has a more contemplative side. He would be mildly amused at first, though his dignity would take a hit. However, seeing his SO’s genuine love and affection for his tiny piglet form would make him soften, even if he’s internally frustrated by the situation.

Scene: The tiny piglet, dark-skinned and with little tufts of fur around its face resembling Ganondorf’s beard, trots around the room with a surprisingly regal air. His SO picks him up, squealing in delight at how cute he is. Ganondorf, usually so imposing and dignified, finds himself held gently in their arms.

Is this really how low I’ve fallen? he thinks with a huff. But as they scratch behind his ears and coo over him, he feels an unexpected warmth.

He doesn’t resist as they cuddle him, and while a part of him is eager to return to his true form, he finds their affection... rather endearing. For the time being, he allows himself to relax, even if it means enduring their giggles at his expense.

Ocarina of Time Ganondorf: The Embarrassed and Frustrated Boarlet

Ocarina of Time Ganondorf, with his immense pride and disdain for weakness, would be absolutely mortified to find himself in such a small, helpless form. He would try to assert his usual dominance, but as a tiny piglet, this would prove... difficult. His SO’s adoration would only add to his frustration, but he’d eventually give in, albeit begrudgingly.

Scene: The tiny red-haired piglet snorts in frustration, trying to maintain some semblance of authority as his SO scoops him up into their arms. "Oh my gosh, you’re so cute!" they squeal, hugging him close.

Ganondorf wriggles in their grasp, trying to escape, but it’s no use. His tiny legs can’t muster enough force. He lets out a frustrated snort, glaring at them with eyes far too fierce for such a small creature.

Curse this form… he thinks, but when his SO starts rubbing his little snout and telling him how much they love him, he pauses. Despite himself, he feels his anger subside slightly. I suppose… I’ll allow it... he begrudgingly admits to himself, leaning into their touch, though he’s still seething inside.

Twilight Princess Ganondorf: The Annoyed but Secretly Enjoying It Boarlet

Twilight Princess Ganondorf, typically cold and calculating, would be thoroughly annoyed by this humiliating turn of events. However, his SO’s affection might just melt the icy exterior, if only slightly. He would initially resist, but deep down, he would enjoy the attention, even if he refuses to admit it to himself.

Scene: The black-furred piglet snorts disdainfully as his SO picks him up, holding him close to their chest. Ganondorf’s usual piercing gaze is now hidden behind a pair of tiny, glittering eyes, and though he tries to look annoyed, his SO is completely oblivious to the situation.

"You’re the cutest thing ever!" they gush, rubbing his little piglet nose. Ganondorf stiffens at first, tempted to use magic to break free of this indignity, but he can’t quite bring himself to.

Instead, he huffs and goes limp in their arms, clearly displeased but not entirely hating the affection. If I must endure this… then so be it. But only for you, he thinks, glaring at nothing in particular as they continue to dote on him.

Hyrule Warriors Ganondorf: The Uncharacteristically Soft Boarlet

Hyrule Warriors Ganondorf, who thrives on power and authority, would find his sudden transformation frustrating at first, but his SO’s reaction would catch him off guard. Despite his overwhelming pride, he would secretly enjoy the attention, though he would try to maintain some level of dignity, even as a tiny piglet.

Scene: The fiery-haired piglet with dark, golden markings wriggles in his SO’s arms, letting out a low grunt of frustration. How could I be reduced to this? he thinks angrily. But before he can try to escape, his SO nuzzles him lovingly.

"You’re so adorable!" they exclaim, holding him up and laughing. "I can’t believe how cute you are!" They press their face against his, and despite his better judgment, Ganondorf feels himself relaxing into their embrace.

I could break free if I wanted to, he tells himself, though in truth, he’s already decided not to. Instead, he gives a resigned grunt and lets them carry him around, secretly enjoying the warmth and affection—something he would never admit to anyone, not even himself.

Tears of the Kingdom Ganondorf: The Flustered and Softening Boarlet

Tears of the Kingdom Ganondorf, hardened by centuries of darkness and grief, would be both stunned and frustrated by his transformation. However, seeing his SO’s excitement and love for his tiny piglet form would stir something within him—something he hasn’t felt in ages. He’d find himself slowly softening under their affection, though he’d still be eager to return to his true form.

Scene: The pale-skinned piglet with dark, regal markings tries to maintain a semblance of dignity as his SO cradles him in their arms. His golden eyes, still sharp and fierce, scan the room for some way out of this situation. But as his SO pets his soft fur and coos over him, Ganondorf feels his usual anger subside.

"You’re the cutest little thing ever!" they giggle, gently pressing their lips to his snout.

For a moment, Ganondorf tenses, his mind racing. This is… unbearable. But as they continue to shower him with affection, he lets out a small, resigned sigh. Perhaps… this is not so bad.

He leans into their touch, enjoying the warmth and love they offer, even if he’d never admit to it out loud.

Demise: The Furious but Softening Boarlet

Demise, the embodiment of raw power and destruction, would be absolutely enraged by his transformation at first. However, his SO’s sheer delight at his tiny piglet form would confuse him. Though he initially tries to resist, their love and affection would begin to break through his tough exterior, leaving him surprisingly calm.

Scene: The tiny, fiery-haired piglet with dark, swirling markings lets out an indignant squeal as his SO picks him up. Demise, in all his primal fury, tries to wriggle free, but his small form offers no strength. This is ridiculous!

His SO, completely unaware of his internal turmoil, smiles and cuddles him close. "You’re the most adorable little thing!" they exclaim, kissing his tiny snout. Demise freezes, his fiery rage momentarily snuffed out by the gentleness of their touch.

What… is this feeling? he wonders, his fury ebbing away. He remains stiff in their arms for a moment longer before finally giving in, letting them hold him. Though he would never admit it, the warmth and love of their embrace feels… comforting.

In all of these scenarios, the Ganondorfs and Demise would initially react with frustration, anger, or disbelief at their sudden transformation into small, cute piglets. However, their SO’s pure love and affection for them in this form would slowly chip away at their pride, leaving them softening and, ultimately, accepting the situation—if only for the sake of their SO’s happiness.

[petitelepus]

Summary: Mitsuri's latest blind date leaves her in tears and forces her to go as far as to dye her hair to look normal. Unknownst to her, there is Pokémon that feels the same way as she does.

Warnings: INSULTING, IT'S THE MEAN GLASSES GUY, GET HIM

A/N:  Mitsuri Kanroji, Kagaya Ubuayshiki, Lechonk

Extra: This short story idea has been living rent-free in my mind for months already and I finally got to write it!

"Only a Pokémon like a Ursaring, Emboar, or a Tauros would take you as its wife."

Mitsuri was shocked as she listened to her blind date insult her like that, but he wasn't done, oh no, he wasn't.

"And there's that weird hair color. I shudder when I think about that being passed on to my children."

And just like that, the young man turned and left, leaving a heartbroken and humiliated Mitsuri alone. The young woman blinked as tears rose to her eyes and she tried to furiously wipe them away as she turned and left…

Unaware that someone was looking at her.

After that awful date, Mitsuri dyed her pink hair into black so she wouldn't scare off any other potential boyfriends…

In fact, she was on her way to her new date when she realized that she was being followed. The young woman turned and saw a small Hog Pokémon, Lechonk following her. She was confused as to why this Pokémon was following her but she loved Pokémons so she stopped.

"Hi there…" Mitsuri smiled gently as she bent down and offered her hand to the shy-looking little Pokémon, "What are you doing here?"

The Lechonk snorted as it carefully sniffed Mitsuri's hand and then pressed its snout against the palm of her hand. The young woman giggled a little as she looked at the Pokémon.

"Are you alone too?" She asked and while her earlier date had said nasty things, she didn't hold that guy's words against this sweet little Pokémon.

No, Mitsuri had heard that Lechonks were quite gourmet lovers… Just like her.

"Hey, would you like to perhaps become my companion?" She asked and the shy Pokémon snorted again as it smiled and the young woman returned the Pokémon's happiness.

Mitsuri didn't have a Pokéball at the time but it didn't seem to bother her or her new companion as her little Lechonk would follow her everywhere where she would go and the two of them grew close.

So when Mitsuri wanted to start her own Pokémon journey, she wanted permission from the wisest man there was, Ubuyashiki Kagaya.

"Master!" Mitsuri bowed her head before the wise man, "Please allow me to go out on my own Pokémon journey!"

"I see you are prepared," The man smiled, "And you even have a companion with you already."

"Yes!" She nodded, "Lechonk and I are friends and want to go on a journey!"

"I understand… But first," Kagaya smiled gently at the small Pokémon, "Why won't you show yourself to your partner as you truly are?"

Mitsuri blinked, confused as she turned to look at Lechonk and her little companion looked at its master before turning and running away.

"W- Wait, where are you going?" The young woman called after her companion, but the Pokémon didn't go far, nope, it jumped into a small pond in Ubuyashiki's backyard… And Mitsuri watched with her eyes wide how Lechonk's dark fur washed away.

"L- Lechonk?" Mitsuri jumped up and ran to her Pokémon that climbed out of the pond and shook itself dry and that's when she saw that her Lechonk was anything but normal.

It was pink.

"I believe it wanted for you to like itself so it hid its own color as you did," Kagaya smiled and Mitsuri blinked as she got on her knees and looked at her pink companion.

"Is that true?" She asked from the Pokémon, "You hid your pink color for my sake?"

The Pokémon nodded as it pressed its head against its trainer's hand and looked up at the pink-haired girl with such adoring eyes. That's when Mitsuri realized that she shouldn't be ashamed of herself.

"If you are brave enough to be yourself… Then I should be too!" The young woman smiled and her Pokémon cried out happily, jumping into its trainer's arms and Mitsuri happily hugged her companion.

Kagaya smiled, "I think you two are ready to head out on your journey."

"We are!" Mitsuri smiled and Lechonk cried out happily.

[aroaceconfessions]

I’m aroace, with no exceptions or other criteria for feeling attraction, and I adore the Valentine’s day aesthetic! The hearts and pink and lace are so cute,, doves are my favorite animal. I adore those little bears that have the magnets in their snouts so they kiss! I understand hating the holiday because its basically anatonormativity day but I love dressing in all cutesy pink with candy heart earrings and being like “no these are my all on my own hearts”

Submitted March 15, 2023

[ask-felix-aberg]

She had spent half the day looking for you. She was looking forward to finally giving you her little (bigger than expected) present. When she finally found you, she got cold feet. What if he thinks it's ridiculous or too intrusive? Undecided, she hid and changed her shape.

The next time you were in the library, a fluffy brown cat jumped onto the table in front of you. It had put the bag in its mouth and seemed to be looking for something in it. Slowly and with great effort, the cat pulled out a white something. Meowing, it fell to the side when it finally got the object out.

"Meow," the cat nudged your hand towards the stuffed animal with its snout. It tilted its head in anticipation. Perhaps the gesture seemed familiar to you. At least the cat hoped so, its green eyes sparkled excitedly.

The Ravenclaw’s eyes widened in surprise as the fluffy brown cat gracefully leaped onto the table, her paws landing softly on the smooth surface, capturing his attention immediately. A smile tugged at the corners of Felix' lips, for he recognised Gwen in her feline form almost instantly. There was only one cat with such green orbs. 

Curiosity danced in his eyes as he patiently watched her rummage through the contents of the bag. What could Gwen possibly have brought him that required such secrecy and effort?  

Felix' smile widened as he realised what the Hufflepuff had brought him. He pressed his hand against his mouth to stifle his excitement, mindful of the library's quiet atmosphere. Taking a deep breath to calm himself, the blond reached out and gently took the plush puppy into his arms. He looked at its adorable face and gave its paws a slight squeeze.  

"Thank you! I love it!" Felix whispered softly to Gwen, his voice filled with honest gratitude. He leaned forward and petted her affectionately on the head while holding the plush puppy close to his heart. 

In that moment, Felix felt an overwhelming sense of happiness wash over him. Now he had not just one, but two plushies of Puppy Seb.  

[lilithsterrarium]

A ninetales and Vulpix sibling duo that just ADORE you at the daycare

The Vulpix is excitable, innocent. She loves to pick you up in her teeth and toss you up with her paws, sometimes 'wrestles' with you by pinning you to the ground. She always apologized when she gets too rough, but her big sibling Ninetales reminds her that she only needs to apologize to fellow Pokemon and people

Anytime the Vulpix is off to do something in the daycare (i.e. eating, drinking, etc) she always tells you that she'll be right back, stay here so none of the bigger, meaner Pokemon hurt you!

Little does she know she left you with the meanest Pokemon of all. You wince in anticipation, the Ninetales always starts off by putting their snout directly in what little personal space you have and tells you exactly what it thinks

You are scum. You are a pest. You are a nasty little incon that she would gladly snuff out in a simple spark of its fiery breath (an inferno to you) They would take pleasure if it weren't for it's little sister's fondness for you

So instead they resort to tormenting you. Rolling you around in their mouth, threatening to swallow you. Placing their voluptuous kitsune ass on top you, burying you under their near divine form. Forcing you to make out with their knot, laughing about how it's bigger than you are!

When Vulpix gets back, Ninetales quickly drops your sputtering, dazed form onto the yard's grass. Vulpix asks what happened to you, they want to know if you're ok. Ninetales simply tells her to not worry about it. Whatever happened to that pathetic incon, it's sure she enjoyed it

NFH TBDNVNJVNDNSJGDNFNDNSJFNW E NEED FFFUUCKK UBYFHDFDF PLLEAAEE <333333

Whimpering as the Vulpix pounces again, easily pinning me under her paws and giggling at how my naked body feels squirming beneath her... quickly getting off, apologizing, noticing how bruised up I am... only smiling when I sputter and try to insist that it's okay and that I don't mind...

Her big sibling Ninetales cutting me off with a glare, telling her that its okay and she can be much, much meaner if she wants... the Vulpix cheers right up after that! Going to go eat or mingle with other pokemon, so happy with her toy...

The breath of the Ninetales so warm on my body as it glares, informing me EXACTLY what it thinks of me and only grinning wider when I clench my legs shut to hide my arousal... barely able to weakly thank them, insist that I'm a lucky little shit that their little sister likes me so much, and that I'm lesser than even the weakest bug type...

Sputtering and hurrying to appease it, kissing any part it wants me to from it's throbbing asshole to it's thick knot, giggling as I drool over a cock bigger than me... bruiseng me up and battering me with paws, clenching me in it's maw, leaving me soaked in sweat and reeking of Ninetales...

Vulpix coming back over, little paws making earthquake-like shaking beneath me as I stumble back... looking concerned until her nice big sibling tells her that I'm fine~

Need my life to be reduced to a toy for pokemon in the daycare 😵‍💫💞