#i love how transparently brenner sees through columbo here
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#columbo#season 5#identity crisis#i love how transparently brenner sees through columbo here#yeah i know you rely on a fidget toy to think straight. yeah i know you have an interminable oral fixation#yeah i wiretapped your house. yeah i know what your wife sounds like and how she likes her eggs#yeah i know where you two go bowling every thursday night. yeah i know you got home last week and immediately tore each other's clothes off#and yeah i know what you sound like when she gets the strap#anyway would you like that cigar
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