#i love how their like both parents to lil petey

[cleotdd]

not every villain has a bad ending :)

[joslincox]

Tales From a Not-So Bratty Little Sister Soundtrack

Genres: Pop • Dance-pop • Teen Pop • Electro-pop • Pop Rock • R&B • Trap • K-Pop

The Linda Lindas - Growing Up

Rihanna - Umbrella (With Jay-Z)

Girls Aloud - You Freak Me Out

Jonas Brothers - Year 3000

Post Malone - Sunflower (With Swan Lee)

Justin Bieber - Baby (With Ludacris)

Allison Iraheta - Friday I'll Be Over U

Olivia Rodrigo - bad idea right?

Kelis - Milkshake

Tata Young - Sexy Naughty Bitchy

Halo Friendlies - Me vs. The World

Mindless Behavior - Hello

Eminem - The Real Slim Shady

One Direction - What Makes You Beautiful

Miranda Cosgrove - Leave It All To Me (With Drake Bell)

Victoria Justice - Make It Shine

Miley Cyrus - The Best of Both Worlds

Beyoncé - Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It)

Taylor Swift - Love Story

BTS - Dynamite

Justin Bieber - One Time

Solange - Solo Star

Rihanna - Breakin' Dishes

Willow Smith - Whip My Hair

Nicki Minaj - Barbie World (With Ice Spice & Aqua)

Corbin Bleu - We Come To Party

Maroon 5 - Moves Like Jagger (With Christina Aguilera)

The Click Five - Pop Princess

Chris Brown - Yo (Excuse Me Miss)

Miley Cyrus - See You Again

Iggy Azalea - Fancy (With Charli xcx)

Keri Hilson - Pretty Girl Rock

Chelsea Staub - It's All About Me

No Doubt - Just A Girl

Justin Bieber - One Less Lonely Girl

Usher - OMG (With Will.i.am)

Black Eyed Peas - I Gotta Feeling

Jesse McCartney - Beautiful Soul

Avril Lavigne - I Always Get What I Want

Justin Timberlake - SexyBack (With Timbaland)

Nicki Minaj - Moment 4 Life (With Drake)

Carly Rae Jepsen - Call Me Maybe

Katy Perry - Teenage Dream

Ke$ha - TikTok

Ice Spice - Pretty Girl (With Rema)

Ciara - Goodies (With Petey Pablo)

Big Time Rush - Boyfriend

The Wanted - Glad You Came

LMFAO - Party Rock Anthem (With Lauren Bennett and GoonRock)

BTS - Butter

The Pussycat Dolls - Buttons

Boomkat - Rip Her To Shreds

P!nk - Trouble

Hillary Duff - So Yesterday

Selena Gomez And The Scene - Kiss & Tell

Justin Bieber - Boyfriend

Peaches & Herb - Shake Your Groove Thing

Usher - Yeah! (With Lil Jon and Ludacris)

V.I.C - Wobble

Ashlee Simpson - Just Let Me Cry

Ke$ha - Boogie Feet (With Eagles of Death)

Hillary Duff - Sweet Sixteen

OneRepublic - Sunshine

DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince - Parents Just Don't Understand

Katy Perry - California Gurls (With Snoop Dogg)

Avril Lavigne - Girlfriend

Nicki Minaj - Starships

Spice Girls - Wannabe

Rihanna - Don't Stop The Music

Selena Gomez And The Scene - Love You Like A Love Song

Justin Bieber - Beauty And a Beat (With Nicki Minaj)

(G)I-DLE - Queencard

Corbin Bleu - Push It To The Limit

Jesse McCartney - Because You Live

Harry Styles - As It Was

MONSTA X - HERO

BLACKPINK - How You Like That

Red Velvet - Russian Roulette

TWICE - Candy Pop

That Girl Lay Lay - Mama

JoJo Siwa - Kid In A Candy Store

Cardi B - Bongos (With Megan Thee Stallion)

Hannah Montana - Nobody's Perfect

Lizzo - Good As Hell

Blackway - What's Up, Danger (With Black Caviar)

Justin Bieber - Never Say Never

Kendrick Lamar - Not Like Us

Pitbull - International Love (With Chris Brown)

Cardi B - Money

Megan Thee Stallion - Neva Play (With RM)

Sabrina Carpenter - Espresso

Rihanna - Shut Up And Drive

JoJo Siwa - D.R.E.A.M

Victoria Justice - Beggin' On Your Knees

Selena Gomez And The Scene - Who Says

Billie Eilish - What Was I Made For

Jesse McCartney - She's No You

Chris Brown - Look at Me Now (With Busta Rhymes and Lil Wayne)

Khalid - Young Dumb and Broke

Simple Plan - I'm Just A Kid

Demi Lovato - La La Land

Ashley Tisdale - He Said She Said

Saweetie - Best Friend (With Doja Cat)

Ke$ha - Take It Off

DJ Khaled - All I Do Is Win (With T-Pain, Ludacris, Snoop Dogg, and Rick Ross)

Jonas Brothers - What I Go To School For

Ryan Gosling - I'm Just Ken

Soulja Boy - Kiss Me Thur The Phone (With Sammie)

Taio Cruz - Dynamite

Flo Rida - Low (With T-Pain)

Nelly Furtado - Promiscuous (With Timbaland)

Fergie - Glamorous (With Ludacris)

Ciara - 1, 2 Step (With Missy Elliott)

Rihanna - Take A Bow

Miley Cyrus - G.N.O (Girls' Night Out)

Demi Lovato - Don't Forget

Ashlee Simpson - Pieces of Me

Brick & Lace - Love Is Wicked

Nicki Minaj - Super Bass

Katy Perry - Firework

P!nk - So What

The Pussycat Dolls - Don't Cha

Ice Spice - Princess Diana (With Nicki Minaj)

Olivia Rodrigo - good 4 u

Ne-Yo - Miss Independence

Chris Brown - With You

Jason Derulö - Ridin' Solo

The Click Five - Just The Girl

Miley Cyrus - Party In The USA

Ariana Grande - the boy is mine (With Brandy and Monica)

Fifth Harmony - Worth It (With Kid Ink)

Rihanna - Pon De Replay

Beyoncé - Naughty Girl

Selena Gomez And The Scene - Naturally

Hannah Montana - Rock Star

Katy Perry - Hot N Cold

Shakira - She Wolf

KSM - I Want You to Want Me

Zac Efron - Breaking Free (With Brenda Song)

Usher - DJ Got Us Falling In Love (With Pitbull)

Mindless Behavior - Girls Talkin' Bout

Big Time Rush - Worldwide

Chris Brown - Run It! (With Juelz Santana)

Lady Gaga - Just Dance (With Colby O'Donis)

Lindsay Lohan - Drama Queen (That Girl)

[inventedbymelvin]

Guess what nerd got a hold of Dogman: Mothering Heights

( Spoiler: It’s me, I got the book, Melma would never miss getting a dogman book 

In short, its very Petey focused and while there is comedy, it takes a bit of a back seat to Petey’s backstory and one of the sweetest messages I’ve seen so far next to book #4 and #7. I only gain more respect for Dav making books that not only appeal well to an audience both young and old, but also packing each book with something you can take away from it or think about it long after reading it. )

Warning: Spoilers below 

( From here on out is spoilers for moments I found interesting and major parts of the story involving his mother. 

Dogman wearing a cone is just funny. He has this look of shame all dogs have. 

With Petey’s part of the story I like that Dav makes it very clear he’s trying to do better, he’s still prone to old habits at times and has directed them more in a parental way. He often still burst out in anger but it’s towards caring for lil petey and frustrated with how childish he can be. While he’s taking care of that, he’s going to be interviewed as a feel good news story and is interrupted by LP and Molly having a playdate. It’s actually pretty funny and he always takes care of their needs, even offering to cut up some veggies for a snack instead of giving them potato chips and keeping sippy cups on hand since he claims they spilled juice on the couch last time Molly was over. 

During this interivew when he isn’t interrupted, it gets very sad. They end up taking a small tour down memory lane with petey showing his previous jail, and where he grew up. It’s already been said this is harold’s self projection so I assume to a degree petey’s story is self insert. 

Petey and his mother end up living on a community apartment and they barely had anything but despite his outbursts and trouble his mother always supported and loved him. His father also seems to have left after his tail getting cut off since he has a bandage at the end so the events of his father leaving and the tail event are close I think. Even when petey gets out of the correctional facility people still percieve him as evil, correlating to what Dav said about how petey represents him growing up and having anger control problems. Despite this, Petey’s and Dav’s mother still loves him, even during the events of Super Diaper Baby 2. Once Petey lost his mother, her love was never gone and LP actually reminds Petey of his mother. He’s always there with hope and forgiveness and its a reason Petey did change for the better as well. In the end, due to story reasons, the entire building is destroyed and petey feels he lost everything but LP finds the old ukelele peteys mother played and it ends very sweetly on the message of love being forever regardless of where you are or what you have. 

With this in mind, I can assume Grace is a loving mother that really tries to keep Harold and Heidi taken care of and I really like that despite their dad just walking out on them. From Dav’s perspective I’m very glad his mother gave him the love and support at the time because its truly gotten him places. 

I feel this can also apply to Melvin and I’ve always joked about Melvin liking petey cause hes a bad guy genius but he wont admit he really does relate to the cat on a personal level of trying to do better and often going back to being evil since people just expect him to be a brat. If he’s given support and love despite this though he can change for the better but still have his own habits that might change slowly or not at all. He’s always going to be a bit explosive but it can possibly be curbed. It’s also very melvin to not understand why potty humor is so funny or why others go on about it for hours on end. 

BASICALLY: 

Petey has a good deep story and i like it alot. It reminds me of Melvin in a way but I can see how harold has inserted his experiences and how dav has done that with both harold and his own mother. It’s genuinely nice to see hes not only getting kids to read but promoting a safe space for children who might have autism/adhd/etc. and that they do deserve love and support no matter what. He’s giving them something he couldn’t have growing up and I fully support this keeps happening. It makes me respect him a ton more. ) 

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hiii darling!! saw you were a bit desperate for smth sweet and good so!!💗💗

i’ve sent this prompt to jae before, but i still adore the idea of little peter being in daycare and developing a fever! and daddy tony brings him to daddy stephens practice where he works as a family doctor. and so lil peter gets examined by his own daddy and cries in the cutest and most heart aching way when dada gives him an injection to bring down his fever🥺🌡

but tony comforts him of course!

“dada had to do that so you’ll feel better, baby.”

“i’ll see you later today at home, petey. i’ll bring you something yummy from the store, okay? now, go along with papa and cuddle loads with him till i get back home. that’s doctor dada’s orders.” - raf🐇

here you go! The first part while I crank out the second part. I know you read it already but I wanted to at least post it. Thanks for sending me the ask dear! I really appreciate it! 💓

It starts on Monday in the sandbox during recess. Peter doesn't really hang out in the small park right next to the classroom, prefers the cool temperature of the library where Miss Maria often turns a blind eye to his antics involving a screwdriver and the dismantling of any electronic device he and Ned can get their hands on. MJ, just a year older, is halfway sure the librarian purposely leaves old toys on the lowest shelf, but she isn't a snitch and it's, don't tell anyone though, fun to spend time watching the two boys figure out a way to pry open clocks.

His daddies are overjoyed their boy is like them, enamoured by how things work and how they could improve such things with the minimum of resources. In fact, Tony cried while talking over the phone with his mother, eager to tell Maria how her grandson replaced the wheel of a car the daycare was about to throw out in a few days. Peter, ever vigilant, had run to his daddy, afraid he was hurt or sad. He'd thrust the car into Tony's hand to make him feel better and Stephen's absolutely ridiculous husband sobbed harder while nearly suffocating their child in a hug. Maria sent Tony's old engineering kit from when he was a child and their Kleenex ran out the minute Peter wandered over to poke at it.

Stephen shouldn't tease Tony too much. After all, the doctor spent more time bragging about his little boy's intelligence than he did discussing his patients’ conditions. And maybe, just maybe, he sobbed in the bathroom when Ned came for a sleepover and loudly proclaimed his best friend had comforted another classmate when they fell and hurt their knee. Apparently, Peter had sent Ned to warn Miss Wanda while he calmly explained that all they had to do was elevate the area, clean with soap, wrap a Hello Kitty bandaid on the wound, get ice on it and be attentive to any signs of fever.

The whole thing was exactly, word for word, what Stephen had told Peter when his boy tripped on the sidewalk and roughed up a knee. Tony found him sniffling while cleaning out old anatomy books that suspiciously appeared in Pete's bedroom the next day.

They don't talk about it. But now the whole family has a bet on what the young boy's profession will be.

Yes, his daddies are happy he's shown an interest in their fields of study. Yes, they want him to explore and learn and have fun with different subjects. Thing is, they also know how important it is for a child to go outside and play with others. An intake of vitamin D was very good for a growing boy.

(That's bull, they would have gladly given ten thousand toys to Maria Hill for her to leave around the library so the trio could dismantle them. But then Miss Wanda cornered them in the hall and told them that no, Peter also needs a bit of sun and some interactions with people besides Ned, MJ and Shuri, a girl from another group who also liked the library. They begrudgingly agreed.)

So Monday morning after waffles drenched with too much syrup Stephen chooses to ignore are devoured by two sets of grabby hands, Peter’s daddies gently suggest he spend a few minutes playing outside with the others.

Peter pauses, screwdriver in midair and toy car set down on the table with careful movements. There's a little furrow between his brows, so identical to Stephen's that Tony wants to kiss both his boys for being the cutest people in the world. He refrains from doing so because ‘Peter needs to know when we're being serious, Tony, and that means no kisses during serious conversations’.

“Have,” oh no, their boy is chewing his lip, abort mission, abort, “have I been bad, dadas?”

Tony accidentally rams his elbow into his husband's ribs when pouncing on Peter and Stephen is very close to considering divorce. “No! No, baby, you've been good all month. Promise. Daddy and dada just want you to get a bit of sun, play around with the others for a few minutes and then sneak off into the library.”

“ Tony, that isn't what we agreed, oh Christ. “ This elbow jab was on purpose. Stephen stumbles out his chair, muffles the curse words against the kitchen counter while his horrible partner cradles Pete's face and presses kisses all over the boy desperately trying not to stab his daddy with the screwdriver.

“Don't listen to dada, you can spend five minutes out and then visit Miss Hill.”

“ Who? “ That scrunch is back and Tony loves Peter more than anything in the world. Well. No, he loves kissing Peter more than anything in the world. The boy giggles, reciprocates as much as he can until Tony cheats and tickles soft skin under a cotton sweater.

“Miss Maria, Tony. They call her by her first name instead of the last name. I'm getting some ice. Jesus, do you sharpen that thing?”

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He can be a good boy. He's a good boy. Five minutes outside. Peter can be outside while Ned’s in the bathroom and MJ heats up her lunch for the day.

(Ned and Pete had the daycare mac and cheese; their bestie preferred homemade pizza.)

It's not that he dislikes the park; it's a cool park! There are slides and hiding spots and swings and trees for shade and the wheel that they're only allowed to be on if the teacher's controlling the speed. But the library is always slightly cold and full of adventure.

Sometimes they read a Star Wars book series laid on the floor in a circle with blankets and pillows Miss Maria brings them. If the trio feels tired, Shuri invites them over to the movie area her friends have set up with Disney films queued up. When their spirits are higher, electronics prepare to be dismantled.

Still. He can be good. And, besides Flash who doesn't really get along with him, all of Peter's classmates are nice and fun. The only problem is where to spend, Loki!

Peter runs to the sandbox, jumps over the bridge to a slightly odd looking Loki that's waving his hands in a general ‘no, don't run at me, slow down’ motion. He's too excited to not tackle the teenager that helps Miss Wanda during recess by entertaining twenty kids with wild tales full of magic and wonder.

Hands that never warm up that much immediately curl around a small body and there's a weakened chuckle buried in Peter's fluffy hair. “Hello, little puppy. Odd seeing you without your two companions. Odd seeing you at all, really, since that cute nose of yours is always buried in a toy or book.”

Pete smashes his face into a soft shirt, loves how safe Loki makes him feel with his hugs and hair ruffling. He likes Thor, too, although he prefers the younger brother a lot more. Which Stephen says is a bit unfair since the only reason Thor can't hang out with him as much as Loki does is because the blonde trains during recess with Sif and the others in the wrestling team.

Loki can change his voice a lot; a gift very few have, Peter's grandma once mentioned, and even fewer people use it well. Miss Wanda tries to take them to all the school plays so they can cheer on the others and break routine, but the first graders are very adamant on which theatre kid they love most. Thor's brother could paint the air and make even the most boring speech exciting to hear. Peter was obsessed, dragged his daddies to every play Loki was in and pleaded for a picture afterward. Not that he had to ask for long; the youngest of three would often take multiple shots with Peter before anyone else could even come close to him.

You could say Pete was Loki's number one fan. Which meant he knew how to distinguish between Loki's voices. After the face smashing ritual, he peeled away to squint at cheeks too pale and eyes too red. Relatively tiny fists curled around black cloth.

“Are you hurt, Loki?”

“Not at all, sweet puppy. I'm just sick. Thor and I went back home on Saturday and we seem to have caught a cold. Which is why it's probably better you don't stand so close, wouldn't want you getting sick. My parents decided we should stay home, but I left one of my books here, the one about Viking stories, remember, last Friday and came to pick it up. “

He remembers the book, a heavy thing with a leather cover and wolves drawn on pale paper every few pages. The story about Thor dressing up and tricking the giants is Peter's favorite. Imagining his Thor wear a bride's veil tends to make him giggle.

“So I can't have a kiss?” He pouts, peers at Loki through dark eyelashes, even wobbles a pink lip when it looks like he won't get what he wants. It works as soon as tears cloud his eyes. Like daddy, like son.

The teen sighs, leans down to plant a single kiss on Peter's forehead when a classmate nearby falls into the pit, sand goes up Loki's nose and the dark haired boy sneezes all over Peter.

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It takes an hour for him to start sniffling and complain about cotton in his head. Thirty minutes after that, Ned catches him wiping a runny nose with a sleeve. Said sleeve is completely drenched in less than a class’ duration. Miss Wanda calls Tony in to pick his boy up during a midday meeting he couldn't care less about as soon as the teacher says ‘it looks like a cold and he shows symptoms of a fever’.

He probably breaks ten driving laws in the span of fifteen minutes, but that's insignificant when you're friends with Mayor Rogers and your husband fixes up the arm of one Mr Rogers-Buchanan. Tony crashes into the principal's office, deflates with relief when he sees principal Fury teaching Peter how to unscrew a cabinet infamous for being creaky.

“And now I spray a little oil so it doesn't make the weird noises?”

“ That's right, now we take the can, spray just a tiny bit, like I showed you, that's good. Remember to always have a paper towel nearby in case it drips. Those are some very nice pants you have on and I'd hate to see them stained. “ Peter sticks his tongue out, carefully dabs under the oiled up hinge, motions a fond looking Fury to hand him the screwdriver, and gets to work.

Tony leans against the doorway, shushes his friend and Peter's godmother, Nat, when she comes in with coffee for Fury. They stay there, take it all in and realize Pete's growing up. They also realize they might win the bet.

“Ow! Gosh darn it, pinched my finger while getting the cabinet adjusted.” Fury sucks his finger, is probably running through much darker curse words in his head when Peter gently plucks his finger out and presses it against the cold side of a water bottle Miss Wanda most likely gave him to help the fever.

“Ice helps the inflammation, principal Fury. If it doesn't go down, and I don't think it will cuz this is just cold and doesn't have any ice in it, you should eat a snack and take some medicine. “ Tony swears he's never seen Fury more proud or pleased than in that moment.

“Your daddy tell you that, Peter?’

“ Oh no, sir. Daddy can't really, uh, his mind is too busy thinking about building robot bodies to think about human bodies. Don't tell anyone, but grandma says she saw him put butter on his elbow after he knocked it on the door. “

“Really? How old was he? Maybe he was small and didn't know any better.”

“ That was last week, principal Fury. Dada's the one that taught me all about the human body. Daddy couldn't figure out our medicine cabinet with an instructions manual and a Youtube tutorial. “

Tony clears his throat while Fury’s busy howling against the carpeted floor and Natasha cackles on her way to the infirmary.

“Hey, baby. Daddy's here to take you to dada’s.”

[justadadonthenet]

dude imagine the loser’s club as mutants from xavier’s school

(All under cut)

Rich: he’d so be quicksilver, look at Evan Peters’ quicksilver and tell me that isn’t richie,,,he’d have shitty silver curls that’d look ridiculous and would wear band tees and converse that would constantly be replaced cause he has adhd and s p r i n t s without realizing it. Whenever he gets excited all his movements are sped up and eds has to constantly remind him to slow down. He’s always late to everything (somehow) but he’s the smartest in the class. He loves it when wade visits the school and likes messing with him

Bill: so bill has this insane ability to remember every detail occurring in his surroundings and is able to transmit information to other people by touching them. It’s fucking amazing. Because of his memory he can tell such amazing stories and remember those he has read. The younger kids at school always gather around him while he tells them. He can bring forth certain memories in other people and uses this to his advantage in combat as well as helping the kids understand the stories better.

Stan: he has fucking wings okay he is Angel, except his wings are like a barn owl. Usually he can’t sleep at night, and just stays up playing with bill’s hair while he sleeps. He takes a bunch of naps during the day (bill just shares his memory of the lecture with him when this happens). He barely weighs anything but is strong as all hell

Bev: she has pyrokinetic abilities that were super hard to control when she was younger, her dad would scream at her for accidentally burning things, and the more worked up she got the harder it was to control. One night she couldn’t take it anymore and got so angry she almost burned her house down. Xavier found her after hearing about a pyromaniac child in Maine

Eddie: has self healing abilities and, after lots of practice, learned to heal others. Richie always gets blisters from so much running and Eddie just shakes his head and fixes him up every day. He also helps bev stay calm by regulating her body heat, and he and richie always have to help her to calm down (eddie won’t get hurt, and richie thinks he’s helping by fanning her at the speed of sound). He’s impossible to hurt in combat because as soon as anything painful is inflicted it disappears. Only downside to this dude is that he’s 5’3” (also kind of helps, because nobody expects this kid to actually fight them)

Mike: can turn into any animal he can think of, and can communicate with them even when he’s not in the same form as them. He has a specific mark that appears on all his transformation, making it easier for the losers to distinguish between him and an actual animal. He loves trying to race richie as a cheetah, and racing Stanley as an eagle.

Ben: Ben can read emotions and, to an extent, alter them. He has to be making contact with the person (It helps immensely with bev, but he can’t help her until she’s not on fire.) after Bev got especially worked up one day, Ben realized that the closer he was to someone (emotionally) the further away (physically) he could be to influence their emotions

Extras:

-I’m sorry richie does literally everything Evan Peters quicksilver does, except he has the same mouth as wade Wilson

-bill adores Stan’s wings so much cause they’re so soft and beautiful. In the light they’re almost golden, and (in bill’s opinion) they match Stanley’s hair amazingly

-sometimes stan runs up to him, grabs bill around the waist, and takes off. Bill SCREAMS the first time he does it, but now it’s a regular thing.

-rich think it’s stupid that they’re allowed to be cute and tries to do a similar thing to Eds

-eddie nearly has an asthma attack, and he doesn’t even have asthma

-“god Eds you’re no fun” “richie who the fuck wants to be held by you running 120 miles per hour?!” “Aw cmon I was faster than that wasn’t I?”

-richie can’t listen to any music that’s even remotely slow, it’s too boring

-he tries to rap. It’s terrible

-sometimes stan perfectly times a landing, just so he can swoop richie up while he’s being a pest

-richie SHRIEKS

-the teachers don’t know what to do with these kids

-colossus hates richie more than he hates wade

-negasonic also hates richie (but also loves him and is his friend because that kid has a good taste in music and it’s fun to try to blast richie before he realizes what’s happening)

-wade would adore the losers so much

-“look, you sexy Russian metal motherfucker, these are my sons” “wade, no” “I mean they have such resemblance. They’re both gay, one can heal and one knows bad words”

-“dad?! You’re back?!” “Richie stop”

-wade is the only one willing to babysit all of them (and he loves it)

-“holy shit! You can fucking become fire! How hot can you get?! Burn my fucking arm off!”

-he somehow also HELPS Bev control her anger/abilities

-“Hey eddie, can you fix this ballsack of a face for me?”

“Nobody could do that”

*sheds single tear*

“That burn is worse than anything Molly ringwald could’ve given me”

Bev, from down the hall: “WANNA BET ON IT WILSON”

-“I thought you were me AND richies dad? That just makes this incestuous. I’d be dating my brother” “you’re right...I have to disown one of you”

-richie, appearing in the room: “DADDY NO”

-wade adopts richie. No literally. He adopts him. He hates how richies parents treated him, and somehow adopts him (richie may have ran away from home, and may have figured out how to remove his records from all government data bases)

-“Hey Logan now I have a kid too, but mines cooler”

-laura: *runs at richie, screaming*

Richie: *SCREECHES and climbs up wade*

-laura kind of takes a liking to richie after realizing he’s terrified of her

-she loves sneaking up on him, and he basically turns into her big brother. He knows when to mess around and when to be serious, and is super soft with her

-Logan tried to keep her away from that kid, but she would have one of her legendary tantrums

-richie learned some Spanish cause he was the only one who could process her ramblings fast enough

-“wow they’re like brother and sister. Maybe we should elope”

-negasonic gets all soft with Laura and she speaks to her in Spanish and makes sure her thoughts are heard

-wade gets a lil more serious after being with the kids.

-Stanley acts like he hates him cause cmon it’s like having a Richie you can’t physically injure

-but the conversations they have when wade is being sincere help stan so much

-tries to shield mike from the world and barely swears around him

-richie: “shit”

Wade: *GASPS AND COVERS MIKES EARS*

-wade helps all of the kids at Xavier’s with sexuality and understanding it (and is unnaturally serious for the most part)

-“the guest sex Ed teacher is our very own wade Wilson!” “It’s Deadpool, and I’m not an x-man, so you can shut that ‘very own’ shit down”

-petey parsley gets transferred to Xavier’s

-richie loves this kid and tries to befriend him as soon as he arrives

-“holy SHIT you’ve met tony stark?!” “Dude I work for him” “HOLY FUCK HE WORKS FOR IRON MAN EDDIE”

-“IM GONNA SPRINT. YOU TRY TO WEB ME TO THE WALL”

-richie just sprints into a wall cause peter doesn’t hit him in time

-“eddie I think I broke my dick...and my face...will you still love me if I look like wade?”

-Bev uses the tip of her pinky to light her cigarettes, she holds them like she’s going to take a drag but sticks her pinky up and lights it while bringing it toward her mouth and richie LOSES HIS SHIT OVER IT

Thank you for coming to my ted talk

[cleotdd]

Felt wholesome yalls