#i love how i’m coming back to this app because of artrick brainrot

[wormswurld]

artrick hc’s cuz i miss my boys..

⭐️ patrick:

- walks around the dorm room naked allll the time and art constantly yells at him to put some damn clothes on! (art definitely doesn’t blush and look at the ceiling when pat’s letting it all hang out and pat’s definitely not getting off on it….)

- lowkey a slob but ever since living w/ art he’s at least gotten into the habit of making his bed everyday,, typically the two of them make their beds together before they go off to practice 🙂‍↕️

- gets the gnarliest cramps in his calves after hours of practice & bitches to art abt it even though he knows he’ll ask him “have you had enough water?” the answer is always no.

- doesn’t really pay attention in most of his classes though remembers a lot of random facts abt WWII and annoys the hell out of art…as per usual…

- can fuck up a doritos locos tacos meal lmao,,especially when he’s high…my god this man turns into a fucking fein

- chronic nail biter, his oral fixation goes crazy!

- is technically supposed to wear reading glasses but he thinks they make him look stupid so he just squints like he’s getting blinded by the sun whenever he’s “studying”

- despises dark chocolate

- burps. all. the. time. it most certainly drives art insane but patrick just lies and says it’s his acid reflux lmao

- loves the movie boogie nights by paul thomas anderson… mark whalberg was one of many of his sexual awakenings

🌟 art:

- absolutely HATES tomatoes. patrick constantly makes fun of him for it but they genuinely make him gag like a cat coughing up a hairball

- is typically the last one to fall asleep out of the two of them.. sometimes when they push their beds together he’ll just admire what patrick looks like until he rolls over and decides it’s time for bed (the internalized homophobia strikes again…)

- really insecure about his feet because of how fucked up they’ve gotten cuz of tennis.. a lot of shoulder + feet injuries so he sleeps with socks on,, sometimes when he has a flare up patrick will offer to rub his feet because that’s what his bubbie used to do for him when he was sick / under the weather (art hates to admit it but he really appreciates it when patrick does this)

- drives patrick around everywhereeeeee.. patrick is his certified passenger princess & he loves to embarrass art whenever they are in the taco bell drive thru together.. one time pat asked (yelled) for 4 doritos locos tacos meals when he was high out of his mind in the passenger seat and all art could do was comply and hand over his credit card to the worker as patrick draped himself all over art whispering how much he loves him in his ear 🤭

- sun burns so easily it’s actually comical how much sunscreen he puts on just to go swimming (of course patrick finds it hilarious)

- favorite cereals are: raisin bran, rice krispies, and kix in that order. yes he’s an old man.

- constantly runs cold whereas patrick constantly runs hot..guess the nicknames fire & ice really do fit them

- LOVES dark chocolate !!!!!!! rarely eats it because he’s very strict with his diet and eating habits blah blah blah but sometimes when he decides to treat himself he’ll get a candy bar from the convenience store or vending machine

- the biggest sweetheart for his mom and grandma !!!!!!!!! really was only raised by them two so he’s such a mamas boy <3 always calls his grandma before every big tournament to hear her hype him up (patrick thinks it’s endearing)

- has the worst seasonal allergies known to man! is always sniffling whenever spring hits.. his nose gets all pink and his cheeks are always a little ruddy, and his eyes constantly water,, whenever patrick sees him like that he can’t help but think what art would look like giving him…………😵‍💫