#i love him!!!!! but jeremy!!!! sweetie!!!! what the fuck are you wearing!!!!!

[this-aint-massachusetts]

more FNaF hcs because the tism™️ is telling me to info dump

sorry if some of these are the same as the last one I forget which ones I put before 🙁

-When Mike was chasing after the car he tripped scraped his knee broke his ankle and busted his kneecap and just gave up on life right then and there

-Mike smokes weed but he could take the tiniest tinniest hit of a bong and he’d cough up a lung so he just mainly sticks to blunts or bowls

-Abby has called 911 multiple times because she wanted to contact Vanessa but it obviously didn’t work. 

-Vanessa used to dye her hair fun colors but she can’t anymore cuz of her job but she wears colorful extensions 

-Abby’s therapist has tried so hard to hint at Mike that he should get an autism diagnosis because his sister has one and he still hasn’t picked up on it despite showing clear traits of autism 

-When golden Freddy and Abby left the cab he just handed Cory a piece of paper with ‘one million dollars’ scribbled on it in green crayon. Cory was to scared to say no he just was like “yeah ok sure” and then cried 

-Mike and Abby did not go to Aunt Janes funeral they instead went to Dave and Busters and played arcade games while their entire extended family blew up Mikes Nokia phone

-Aunt Jane was a “wine mom” and was in heavy denial of being an alcoholic 

-Abby really likes bugs and puts them in her pockets but Mike is terrified of bugs so he freaks out whenever he sees them crawling on her or in her laundry 

-Vanessa apologizes to people while arresting them

-The animatronics consider the cupcake to be their puppy and get confused when people think he’s a menace

-One time Doug ran into Mike and Abby at Walmart once and he just threw his thick ass lawyer wallet at then then ran away to have a panic attack. Mike and Abby bought a blow up pool that day

-Doug had to go to therapy due to Aunt Jane being an absolute fucking Karen

-Doug’s now a regular at Sparkys and is besties with Ness, he considers Ness “The son he never had”

-Bonnie kid (Jeremy) really liked Spider-Man

-Vanessa has a pitbull named Princess that she took home from an animal control call. (The dog is a fucking danger to society)

-Abby picked up on some 80s slang from the animatronics and now just says radical to everything 

-Max and her friends would be doing TikTok trends before TikTok was even a thing (stealing soap dispensers from public bathrooms, sticking pennies in electrical sockets ect)

-Vanessa is a Disney adult/hj

-There’s a rubix cube in the pizzeria that the animatronics have been trying to solve since they’ve been dead basically 

-Every night after Abby goes to bed Mike goes to the kitchen and eats shredded cheese by the handful. Abby caught him once and he cried.

-Mike is the type of person to ask those weird questions while watching movies, like: “If their underwater how are they drinking soda?”

-Mike would stuff all his emotions and feelings down till he bursts and it usually results in him locking himself in his room while having a panic attack

-Max was also a weed dealer so Mikes out of a babysitter and a plug. 

-Vanessa hates soda, loves tea tho

-Mike really likes the Care Bears and uses Abby as an excuse for liking it

-Ness uses those really cheesy pet names for Mike, some of them southern originated because I believe in southern Ness solidarity. Ex: Sweetie pie, Sugar, Doe

-Abby is really good at hide and seek but caused Mike a few panic attacks because of how well she hides

-After Freddy’s neither Mike or Abby could sleep without a nightlight so she lent Mike hers on the agreement she could sleep in his room with him. (He of course accepted)

-Mike: Where’s my Diet Coke?

Vanessa: Oh I threw it away, sodas not good for you.

Mike: Oh ok- WHAT.

-Abby still asks Mike to tie her shoes for her even though he already taught her how to tie them herself

-Mike has a very particular morning routine that he has to follow every morning and feels icky if it gets interrupted for any reason 

-Mike is more noise sensitive and Abby is more texture sensitive but Mike still hates certain textures (ex: olives)

-Mike has considered owning chickens and even went with Abby to look at little chicks but she soon started sneezing and feeling sick and that's when they found out she's allergic so that quickly got shut down

-Abby gives her stuffed animals lore and hierarchies and Ness is always asking her about it when her and Mike go into the diner

-Vanessa Has a very minimalist style not because she likes it but because she's scared of getting attached to anything she calls home which at times worries her when she's with Mike, Abby and Ness. This results in her sitting in bed, chewing on her lip thinking of constant escape plans and emergency exits in case her father ever returns, if something bad happens, etc.

-Mike likes seeing Abby draw him and pretends not to notice when she stares and tries to get the color of his shirt just right (he buys clothing in colors she has to make it easier)

-Abby is the type to point out cows and horses and will repeatedly kick Mike's seat even while he's driving until he acknowledges them

-Abby doesn’t understand why her and Mike can’t just print more money to make them rich and Mike has had to explain to to her 12837383838 times

-Ness is a theater kid (yeah if you didn’t see this coming I think you need glasses)

-Ness and Mike play lps with Abby, Abby explains all of her lps lore extensively and Ness listens to every bit of it while Mike is just like: “I love you both but wtf”

-Mike sometimes age regresses sometimes when put under pressure and Ness is literally the best caretaker ever (this one’s based on a Dreamtheory fic I read once and I fell in love with the idea)

-Ness and Mike call each other every night before going to sleep and once Mike forgot so he woke up the next morning to 300+ voicemails from Ness asking if he’s ok

okay that’s all i have for now I’ll post more later when i feel like it oki byeee 😘✌️

[multifandom-girlie]

𝐓𝐞𝐧𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧

Imagine requested by @theshyprincess​: Your his girlfriend and he is trying to train you to be a hunter but the sexual tension becomes too much

Pairings: Jeremy x Reader

Warnings: Smut

Do you know what it's like to have a undeniably good looking, incredibly strong vampire Hunter boyfriend ? No. Well let me explain it. It's like that sweet boy you date in highschool that's had sex alot but still asks if your okay continously all through out having sex with him. Yes it's sweet but it get's a little annoying after a while. That is what me and Jeremy are like. He's the sweetest guy on the earth but he's so overprotective. I mentioned the fact it was a little irritating him being so protective all the time and luckily it went well for me.

4 Months Ago-

“Jer ?”

“Yes baby ?”

“I just wanted to talk.”

“Okay..?”

“It's nothing bad, don't worry.”

“Okay. Stopped worrying, what's up ?”

“You know we promised when we first started dating how we would always be honest with each other about how we felt ? Even if it's how we make eachother feel ?”

“Yes..? Y/N, have I upset you or something ? I'm starting to worry again.”

“Jer, stop..it’s nothing bad. It's just that your really overprotective.”

“Well yeah, I know I'm a little protective over you but that's just cause I love you and I would do anything for you.”

“No Jer, you don't understand. Your too protective, sometimes yes it's very cute. You know when you get protective in front of other men but when you stop me going out the house after certain hours or how I always have too be around you. You literally stand outside the door when I'm peeing. I'm not saying I don't appreciate, I do. It's nice to know someone cares so much, but sometimes it's too much. I need my own space. You know I love being around you but I'm going crazy Jer.”

“That was alot to hear. I'm sorry Y/N but I didn't know I was so bad. It's just I care about you alot and you know why I'm so worried all the time. I'm a Hunter you know I can protect myself, you can't.”

“Well how about we make a deal ?”

“It depends.”

“If you let me have my own space, you know let me hang with people who aren't you all the time and dump my curfew....I will train with you, like you wanted me to months ago. I will activate my Hunter gene.”

“You promise you'll actually train ? Your won't just say this, so you can go for girls night or hang with Stefan ? You will actually train, if I back off a little ?”

“Yes, of course not and yes.”

“Okay. Deal.”

“Deal, I love you Jer !”

Present Time-

So here we were in the woods, getting ready for another session. We’ve been having 4 hour sessions with 3 five minute breaks...everyday for the last 4 months. I'm glad we are sticking to the deal. You know he has backed off, I've been for a year's worth of girl's nights already and me and Stefan even went on a road trip and couple times, without Jeremy. 

The only down side to sticking to the deal though was we weren't really as lovey dovey as usual. We haven't had many dates or movie nights. All our conversations are either us arguing-which although is very rare, it still happens-or it's talking about our sessions or what he's going to train me to do next. Also I think I'm going crazy. I love him for doing all this but god I'm so frustrated. We haven't had sex in 4 months and it's bloody killing me.

I'm just glad that our anniversary is approaching because I'm hoping he will halt for one day. I guess we'll see.

Anyway so last session there was a bit of a problem when we got home yesterday my pants ripped as I was putting them on...so I had to wear an old pair of joggers, let me tell you now it was scorching. It was not good, so after our session I showered and headed to the mall with Caroline. Who helped me find some new gym wear that wouldn't rip because my ass and hips were to big to fit into my bloody pants. I also decided to get a new sports bra aswell because my other ones too tight anyway.

Yesterday-

“How are you and Jeremy then ? Are the sessions going well ?”

“Yeah they are actually but that's the only thing that is.”

“What are you talking about ? Oh sweetie, no, I can smell the frustration all over you.”

“I haven't had sex in 4 months Care.”

“Omg sweetie. Oooo, I know what we can do. Get the sexiest gym wear we can find. See if that will make him lose concentration. If he doesn't even flinch, you need to tell him. There's no way he can look at you and not want to shag you.”

“Shag ? Care I think you've been hanging out at the Mikaelsons too much.”

“Shut up.”

15 minutes later-

“This is perfect !”

Present time- 

I changed into my new outfit I got. I'm going to be so pissed if he doesn't take the fucking hint.

I went outside to the car and we drove off. Jeremy didn't even spare me a glance. God he's lucky if I don't “accidently” punch him today. We got out the car and he immediately go into position. I jogged over. Nothing. 

Obviously I'm not going to make the cut for Baywatch anytime soon.

We walked towards eachother and I threw a punch only for it to be dodged. He grabbed my wrist and span me around so my back was to his chest, I elbowed him and jumped on his back surprising him. He fell on his stomach but lifted himself up, even with me straddled on his back. He flipped so I was on my back and held me down. At this point I knew he was distracted, he could taste the tension just as much as I could but I was determined to win this. So whilst he was admiring how submissive I most likely looked under him.  

With my knees bent, I flattened my feet on the ground. My hand gripped his hips and I thrusted my hips upwards. He flew forward and caught himself by propping his hands up above my head. I still had a tight hold of his hips and I twisted my own, so I could thread my knees in-between his legs. I wrapped my legs around him and rolled us over, so I was now on top.

Now I couldn't hide the smirk on my face, showing I was proud of myself. He had a proud grin on his face, that was the first time getting out from under him-minus in bed-and it wasn’t using a technique he taught me. I just thought it was a logical solution. 

His eyes projecting his admiration and mass of lust into mine. His hands reached up to cup my face and pulled me down into a loving kiss. As I pulled away, he caught sight of my breasts peeping out my bra. I felt one of his hand loosen on my hips and trail up my body. I grabbed his wrist pushed it away and walked to the car. As soon as I was about the open my door, I was grabbed and pushed against the back door behind mine. 

My breath caught in my throat, a little surprised at the action. He leaned down and kissed me on the lips ravenously. I wrapped my arms around his neck whilst one of his were raising my legs from the ground. I clenched them around his waist and tangled my feet together. Now above him a little, I continued to kiss him whilst tugging on the short locks of his mousy hair. 

He still had a strong hold of me as he stepped back and felt around the door for the handle. When he found it he jerked the handle and opened the door with ease. He gently laid me down in the back seats and got in closing the door.

I hoisted myself up and perched on his lap. He leaned in but instead of kissing my swollen lips again he bombarded my neck with sloppy kisses. He directed his mouth to my collar bone and starting sucking slightly aswell as kissing. I threw my head back in pleasure and huffed quietly. He then moved to my boobs and started to kiss the tops of them and down my cleavage before peeling my bra off and circling my nipples with the tip of his younger and gradually enveloping them with his mouth. 

I felt that he wasn't undressed enough for my liking so I lifted his shirt off his body over his head and threw it beside us. I will never get enough of this man's body. Damn. He placed his hands on my ass but a couple seconds later pulled away from my boobs.

“When di-how is it th-woah.”

I giggled a little and started blushing a little. 

“It’s thanks to your workouts.”

He grinned and tugged the waistband of my pants but struggled to slip them off my ass. I pulled them off myself, since I knew he didn't want to break them. He saw my white thong and groaned whilst throwing his head back. I giggled and pulled down the elastic waist shorts he had on. I palmed him through his boxers, earning a slight puff. I smirked and pulled down his boxers, down to his ankles.

I kissed up his thigh closer to his thick cock. A slight breath brushing his member. My lips hovering around the tip of cock and gradually wrapping around them, gently tightening the grip. 

The moisture of my lips making it easier to inhale is big member. The nib of my tongue orbiting the head of his penis and whilst doing so gathering the pre cum, he'd let discharged. I continued this action for a couple of minutes before driving his whole cock down my throat. I did this repeatedly for a minute or so. The head hitting my throat with every jolt.

He was getting closer and closer, I could tell because of the giddy pulsation his cock was performing in my mouth. He couldn't help but nudge his hips in my mouth a little more so I could finish him off. After he started that process my little hand began to pump the base of his cock whilst my tongue was toying with the tip. Instantaneously, a smooth white liquid shot down my throat.

I lifted myself up a bit and let him taste himself on my lips. He ripped the white thong I had on but apologised straight after. I giggled and kissed him lovingly again. I raised myself a little and positioned myself comfortably on top of him. His pink tip stroking my clit in upwards motions before seeking my entrance and slipping himself in.

I bit my lip and threw my head back in pleasure. Whereas his head fell into my chest and groaned. I started to raise myself and rapidly force myself back down again. Once he was fully encased in side of me, I hoisted myself up and forced myself back down getting faster and faster with every movement. 

Steam painting the windows. The heat compelling us to break a sweat. The moans, groans and slapping of skin the single things to be heard for miles. My own pace was becoming moderate, I didn't know how long I could keep going for especially since the work out we did not 15 minutes before.  He could undoubtedly sense that I was lacking energy, most likely because of the early start each morning too. So to murder the sense of guilt he was feeling, he grabbed a tighter hold on my hips and rammed his hips in an upwards motion. Pounding into me relentlessly.

“I’m so close Jer !”

“Go on baby.”

I promptly delivered my juices at a rapid speed. They drizzled down his dense cock and chased his second orgasm down. It didn't take long before he unleashed his orgasm. We sat there for a minute or two.

“I love you Y/N.”

“I love you Jer.”

Nothing could be more perfect in that moment.

Except that was truly wrong. 

No protection.

He didn't pull out.

We are both human.

Shit.

MASTERLIST

[thevioletjones]

The Ian & Mickey Show

Week 9

Timestamps

3:33-4:54 - Ian wakes up hugging a pillow, presumably missing Mickey’s absent body. There’s a loud rumbling and an embarrassingly clown car-ish honking outside the house waking everybody up. It’s Mickey making a grand entrance on that sweet mint green Vespa scooter, and (very horribly and stiffly) “making out” with this unfortunate looking tiny twink named Byron (they def picked the most pretentious name possible for this interloper). Mickey is for sure putting on a big show for Ian that’s like 30% revenge, 70% pettiness. At first, you would think Mickey just paid some rando to act a part for a little while, but I guess Mickey is just conning this lil guy. Mickey grabs his ass in front of Ian, boasts about the guy’s “super tight asshole,” and casually strolls past him to get into the Gallagher house, because I guess he’s still staying there. And also, Ian’s leg is broken, but we knew that, cuz Cam. {For a better scene, keep the video rolling past the 4:54 mark and ogle Jeremy Allen White naked in the shower. It was his turn this week I guess. You’re safe, Cam.}

6:37-8:20 - Ian eats breakfast with Liam & Carl, and they discuss Mickey’s being off with the other dude, and it’s clear that Ian thinks Mickey is just lashing out and once it’s out of his system, he’ll just come back. Lip and his baby mama and her crazy Trumper aunt are in the scene as well. They all concur that in Lip’s words, “Ian left Mickey at the altar,” but Ian doesn’t see it that way. He honestly thinks they were gonna get married for the wrong reason. His contradiction and ambivalence is honestly the only thing that feels realistic about all of this mess. 

13:30-14:36 - Mickey continues needling Ian very broadly and obviously about how great this Byron kid is and how much sex they’ve been having, and even implies he’s a Koch, which is silly. Mickey goes so far as to claim he’s in love with this guy (they met last night) and says he’s moving in with him. It’s dumb-o. 

18:35-20:58 - Ian somehow just now discovers that 50% of all marriages end in divorce????? That’s been true for so long now, even someone the show is now painting as kind of an idiot (but not half as big of one as Mickey is) would know that stat. It’s just more EXPOSITION. Anyway, he’s hanging out with Liam in the kitchen, and Debbie comes in. Ian tells her that: “Mickey’s a punk, and he’s decided he’s gonna fuck other people if I don’t marry him.” She says Ian’s just scared, and he should marry Mickey to make him happy, even if it does end in divorce eventually. Ian’s all, “I’m not scared,” but not even Liam believes him. Ian invites Liam to go run an errand, and they steal Trumpy Aunt’s wallet on the way out.

28:06-28:54 - OMG, small Byron has that bright Disco Overlook Hotel area rug from Ikea that I really wanted to buy some years back adorning the floor of his tiny loft. Sad face. Anyway, Mickey barges in and throws his garbage bag of crap everywhere and says he won’t share the bed, Byron needs to sleep on the floor. Says some lines about when he wants his dinner served, and how they’ll only have sex when Mickey wants to, and obviously he’ll top cuz this dude’s “basically a chick,” which is a funny line, tbh. ALSO, this pretty much proves they haven’t even actually banged, since they haven’t even discussed preferences. Lol. So yeah, Mickey is using this kid for anything and everything he can, cuz he found a big ol’ sweetie pie pushover (that’s maybe a little bit afraid of him). 

33:50-34:36 - Ian makes Liam try on engagement man-rings, because: “Mickey has freakishly small hands.” They’re at the Alibi and combing through the jewelry a shady hawker is selling. Ian buys two rings on Trumpy Aunt’s credit card. 

42:53-44:52 - I really miss Ian & Lip scenes, tbh. I used to love their brotherly friendship. Some of the old magic feels back in this scene, idk. Ian tells Lip he’s gonna go propose to Mickey. Lip asks him why, and Ian says it’s cuz he loves him, but then after a pause says that Debbie told him to. Even though Ian wants Mickey back, he also clearly wants Lip to talk him out of marriage, which he kind of does (for now). Lip says he should do it one day, after he figures out why he doesn’t want to now. 

47:06-51:10 - A genuine FOUR MINUTE scene! Ian shows up at Byron’s place (where’d he get the address tho???) and Mickey’s been hanging out there for like a handful of hours maybe, but this lil dude just wants him GONE already. Lmao. He clearly knows who Ian is and practically runs into his arms in a grateful hug, saying, “Oh, thank god, PLEASE take him back!” Ian is like wtf, and waits as this guy calls Mickey “honey” and says he has a visitor. Mickey makes another big show implying impending sexy times, grabbing at a very not into it Byron as he retreats up the stairs. Mickey seriously greets Ian like, “What’s up, bro!” I meeeean... Anyway, Ian I guess decided in transit that he’s not gonna propose, he’s just gonna say these are “promise rings” and has some line about how: “Gallaghers and marriage don’t mix well, but a Gallagher keeps his promise.” Since... when??? Like... Frank??? And... what??? Lol... Mickey’s not buying that shit either. He makes a good point about Ian not even wearing his “promise ring” on his finger, but around his neck instead (someone caught a Sex & the City rerun where Carrie carries that rock on a necklace, cuz she’s def not sure about marrying Aidan), where no one can even see it. Ian says he’s not saying “never” to marriage, and Mickey counters that he’s actually saying that he doesn’t love Mickey enough right now. And then he says he’s got Barry anyway, and Ian has to correct the name, which is a nice touch, I’ll admit. And then comes Cam’s best bit of acting on this show in like Y-E-A-R-S. I always thought he did best when he was in depressed/manic mode, and that comes through here when Ian actually gets to the heart of his real fears about committing fully to Mickey, which are of course that he doesn’t trust himself and doesn’t think Mickey should be tied to him and all his crazy bullshit. He doesn’t understand how Mickey can know for sure that he loves him. All that internalized shit is stuff I can easily actually relate to, and this is really the first 100% truly honest moment we’ve had between IxM in all of season 10. I hope we get one or two more by the end. I don’t really completely buy Mickey’s reaction being, “When you get over the ‘I’m not worthy of being loved’ shit, gimme a call,” because he is the fucking KING of not thinking he’s worthy of being loved! That's always been a huge component of who he is, and how I always write him to be, personally (always struggling to think of himself as worthy of anything good, particularly love, among many many other internal struggles, obvs). He also knows exactly how low Ian can get on his down-swings, and since we know from s5 that Mickey likes taking care of Ian, I just don’t think he’d treat him this way. I’m not saying he would give in, but we would see some softness come through. A lighter touch. Anyway, Ian looks super sad as he walks away, but then he spots Barry’s Vespa in the alleyway and gets his own bit of petty revenge (on the wrong person) by pissing in his gas tank, cuz Shameless!

Episode Tally: 8 scenes. 13 mins 10 secs.

[purrincess-chat]

How to Win a Guy in 30 Days CH3

I finally got around to doing this lol. Only one more chapter to go after this one. Onichan had me all kinds of salty, so I had Marinette and Kagami make up in this chapter because I’m fucking tired of their rivalry. Also Marinette’s dress in this chapter is this one from Jeremy’s insta.  

Read on AO3

Chapter 3

“So, you spent the day together on the beach, and that’s how you got together?” Emma leaned against the kitchen counter as Marinette prepared their sandwiches for lunch.

“No.” Emma flopped over with a groan.

“This story is like a million hours long!” Emma whined, and Marinette pursed her lips to hide her smirk.

“Try living through it,” she said pointedly. “Now, our little bonding moment on the beach didn’t go unnoticed, in fact, we made the front cover of a tabloid magazine a week later.”

- - -

“I’m sorry!”

Adrien wore an apologetic wince on the screen as Marinette stared down at the cover on her lap. The two of them sprawled out together at the beach, smiling, laughing. In the corner was a picture of him carrying her with a caption about their supposed secret relationship.

“I know it’s been going on to some extent since that day at the movies, but this is way worse,” he said with a sigh.

“No, no, it’s okay,” she insisted. “I don’t mind.”

“I know, but I still feel like I should apologize,” he rubbed the back of his neck. “I’d hate to inconvenience you or have my fans send you hate mail or something.”

“I won’t take it personally. You’re my friend, Adrien, and it’s just some silly tabloid,” she waved it away, though she secretly planned to keep that cover forever.

“Okay, but please tell me if something like that happens,” he said, eyebrows furrowing, and Marinette offered him a soft smile.

“I will,��� she promised, and he seemed to relax.

“How’s your ankle?”

“A lot better now. I can walk on it just fine,” she said, glancing down and wiggling it.

“I’m glad. I know it’s rough climbing the stairs with a hurt foot. One time my father had to have a room set up for me downstairs because I couldn’t make it all the way up to my room.”

“Papa had to carry me up for the first couple days. The real challenge was not falling again and making it worse,” she said, and they both shared a laugh. “Um, thanks for all of your help carrying my books and holding doors for me.”

“No problem. I know you’d do the same for me, so I was happy to help,” he assured her. “By the way, my father is hosting a branding gala at the Agreste foundation soon, and since your hat won his contest, I convinced him to invite you.”

“For real?” She gasped, eyes widening.

“It’s next week, but I figured you’d want time to plan your outfit. It’s formal attire,” he said, and she felt her heart leap. “I’ll deliver your proper invite tomorrow.”

“Thank you, thank you, thank you!” She bounced giddily, and Adrien chuckled.

“You’re welcome. Usually these things are boring, but it’ll be way more fun with you there.” Her cheeks flushed at that. “Anyway, I’ll see you at school.”

“Yeah, see you,” she waved, falling back onto her chaise with a squeal the moment they hung up before surging forward again with a new sense of purpose.

She had work to do!

- - -

“Why didn’t you ask him to be your real boyfriend? You two got along so well,” Emma asked around a mouthful.

“Because it wasn’t the right time. Your father and I were great friends before we started dating, and that friendship was important,” Marinette said, holding up a finger. “Improving your relationship as friends only makes your romantic relationship stronger later.”

“I guess,” Emma rolled her eyes. “So, tell me about the gala! Did you make your own dress?”

“I didn’t make just any dress, my dear. I made the dress.”

- - -

“Whoa.” Her friends all stared at her in awe as Marinette situated her skirt.

“How do I look?” Marinette asked, clasping her hands behind her back.

“I know you want to capture his attention and all, but I think you’re going to kill him, girl,” Alya said, looking her up and down. “Seriously, you look stunning.”

“Yeah, the dress turned out awesome,” Alix echoed.

“You look so beautiful!”

Marinette’s cheeks flushed as her friends showered her with praise before her mother poked her head through the trap door.

“Ready to go, sweetie?”

“Go get him, girl,” Alya pulled her in for a hug followed by the rest of her friends, and Marinette took a deep breath before carefully making her way downstairs.

Her father teared up when he saw her, and Marinette bit back a smile. In a way, it made her a little self-conscious to have everyone staring at her, but everything was worth it the moment she arrived at the gala.

Adrien was chatting with Kagami which in most instances would have made her uneasy, but as soon as she walked through the door, Adrien stopped mid-sentence, eyes locked on her. Kagami turned to glare at her, but Marinette simply smiled and waved as Adrien approached her.

“You made it!” He grinned, exchanging kisses with her before examining her dress. “Did you make this yourself?”

“Yep! She beamed as he spun her around.

“You look incredible,” he said before perking up as an idea flashed in his head. “Let’s go show my father. I’m sure he’ll be impressed.”

“Oh, I don’t want to bother him,” Marinette curled her shoulders, feeling a bit embarrassed at the thought of Gabriel Agreste judging one of her designs. A hat was one thing, but she poured everything into this dress. She’d be crushed if he hated it.

“Don’t worry. He’s gonna love it,” Adrien assured her, offering an arm which she reluctantly took.

Marinette glanced around at the other well-to-do partygoers as they approached Nathalie, spotting Chloe and her mother across the room. Great. Now she had two people to dodge all evening.

“Nathalie,” Adrien tapped her shoulder, and his father’s assistant turned, a grey tablet in her hands. “Father, this is Marinette, the contest winner.”

“Yes, I remember,” Gabriel nodded. “Welcome to my gala.”

“Thank you, sir,” Marinette said politely.

“Marinette designed and made her dress tonight, and I wanted to show you,” Adrien nudged her forward as Gabriel flicked his gaze to her.

She smiled sheepishly, squirming a little as he studied her. His expression was so emotionless and hard to read, and she couldn’t tell what was running through his mind which only made her blood pump faster.

“Very fine work, Marinette,” he said finally. “We may very well be attending one of your galas in a few years.”

“Thank you so much, Mr. Agreste,” she bowed, cheeks pink. “And thank you for inviting me.”

“Of course. A designer of your caliber will always have a place at my galas.”

Her heart shot up to her throat as Adrien bid him farewell and led her away. She wasn’t sure if her feet were even touching the ground anymore.

“See? Told you he’d be impressed,” Adrien said with a grin.

“I can’t feel my legs,” she sighed, clasping her hands over her heart, and Adrien chuckled in amusement.

“Come on, I’ll help you find them. Let’s go dance,” he took her hand and pulled her over to the dance floor.

Cold glares from Kagami and Chloe aside, she had to admit it felt pretty good to be in his arms, swaying in time with the music. Tonight was the best night of her life, although, her happiness was short-lived.

“I’m cutting in.”

Before Marinette could process, strong hands pulled her away from Adrien, spinning her away. When she righted herself, she turned to see Kagami in her place wearing a smug grin. Adrien seemed a little confused, but nonetheless surrendered his attention.

Feeling slightly annoyed, Marinette stormed off to the buffet where she grumpily stuffed her face with hor d’ouerves. Of course, she should have expected such retaliation; Kagami wasn’t one to take things lying down, especially when it came to Adrien. Though, she supposed she more than deserved it given some of her own stints of jealousy in the past, and she had caught his attention, even if only for a little while. Tonight was still a win in her book.

“Having fun, Marinette Dupain-Cheng?”

She suppressed an eye roll as she stuffed another mini quiche into her mouth and turned to see Chloe standing with a hand on her hip and a scowl on her face.

“I was until I had to witness your terrible makeup choices,” she grumbled.

“Ha-ha, but don’t think I didn’t notice you dancing with Adrien. Don’t fool yourself into thinking he’s going to fall in love with you over some ugly dress,” Chloe sneered. “You’re always going to be too low class for him no matter how much you dress yourself up.”

“We’ll see about that Chloe. Unlike you, Adrien isn’t such a stuck-up snob who worries about those things which is why you’ll never stand a chance with him,” Marinette said before turning and walking away, leaving Chloe fuming.

As annoying as Chloe could be, Marinette knew she was right about Adrien. He’d never fall for someone so shallow and full of herself, so really her only true rival for his affection was Kagami. The only problem with that was that Kagami was really good at getting her way, but tonight was the night when all of that changed.

“We need to talk,” Kagami grabbed her wrist and toted her off.

“About what?” Marinette grunted under Kagami’s steely grip.

“You are so shameless,” Kagami growled once they reached the foyer. “Don’t think I don’t see what you’re doing. You’re conspiring with Chloe again to get to Adrien.”

“Actually, I was just enjoying the desserts,” Marinette held up a macaron.

“Don’t play innocent,” Kagami slapped it from her hand as she went to take a bite. “I know you’re working against me. Your sprained ankle at the beach that you milked for a week to keep Adrien’s attention, and now you show up here in a big pink dress just to steal him away from me. What did I ever do to you?”

“What did I ever do to you?” Marinette shot back. “What? You think I wanted to sprain my ankle? Ever since you moved here you’ve always been cold to me, and any time that I so much as look at Adrien, you cling to him and glare at me.”

“I only do that because of how much attention he pays you!” Kagami shouted, and Marinette stepped back a little, eyebrows raising.

“What?” Marinette blinked, and Kagami turned away purposefully.

“Ever since I met him, Adrien has spoken so highly of you. He always insists that you’re just friends, but I can tell he has feelings for you,” Kagami explained. “So when he asked me on a date, I was so excited because I thought that he liked me, but then I show up and you’re there. I tried not to let it get to me, but he kept looking at you and then he just left me for you. He asked me on a date then spent the whole time chasing you. How do you think that made me feel? You’re always stealing him out from underneath me.”

“I’m sorry,” Marinette said, and Kagami rolled her eyes. “No, really. I am. I like Adrien, but I didn’t go on that date to steal him. Adrien told me that he liked you, but he was nervous to be alone with you, so I went to support him.”

“He doesn’t like me enough, apparently,” Kagami grumbled. “Every time you fall down, he comes running. He never even looks back at me.”

“I didn’t know you felt that way. All this time I’ve been worried about losing him to you because you’re so confident and strong and pretty,” Marinette said, and Kagami’s cheeks flushed. “I wish I was more like you. I can’t even get my words right around him half the time.”

“I am pretty amazing,” she nodded with a smirk. “But sometimes I wish that I could be soft and cute like you. Boys like that. Adrien is the first boy that’s ever asked me out. The rest are all too afraid.”

“Maybe instead of fighting with each other, we should be helping each other,” Marinette suggested. “You can teach me to be more confident, and I can help you loosen up.”

“What about Adrien?” Kagami quirked a brow.

“I already decided once that I’d be okay if he ends up with you. I just want him to be happy, don’t you?” Marinette asked, and Kagami shifted her weight. “Let’s call a truce, and let Adrien decide what he wants.”

Marinette held out a hand, and Kagami eyed it a moment before bowing.

“I accept your truce, and if you will offer it, your friendship,” she said, and a smile curled on Marinette’s lips.

“Of course.”

Slow applause sounded from the corner of the room, and they turned to see Chloe approaching with a smirk.

“Very moving, you two, but this is exactly the reason neither of you are going to end up with Adrien,” Chloe said, examining her nails.

“What because you think he’s going to pick you?” Marinette quirked a brow. “In case you haven’t noticed, he’s always running away from you.”

“Adrikins and I go way back. No one knows him better than I do,” she bragged, rolling her eyes.

“What’s his favorite color?” Marinette asked, folding her arms over her chest.

“Red,” Chloe said as if it were obvious.

“According to his latest interview in Vogue, his favorite color is blue,” Marinette shook her head, and Chloe bristled.

“Marinette is right. You are not a threat to us,” Kagami said coldly. “You’re nothing more than a self-absorbed brat who only cares about boosting her own place in life.”

“Well, I wouldn’t want to end up poor and sad like Dupain-Cheng,” Chloe grunted, and Kagami stalked forward and grabbed her by the necklace.

“If you ever say so much as one thing to her ever again, I will rip every hair from your head, do you understand me?” She growled. “Now, get out of my sight.”

Chloe’s eyes widened with fear as Kagami released her hold and turned to stalk back to the main room, taking Marinette’s arm. They only made it a few steps before Marinette jerked backwards, and the foyer echoed with a rip. They spun around to see Chloe wearing a wicked grin with her food on the end of Marinette’s skirt.

“You pathetic, disgusting wench!” Kagami shouted as Marinette gathered up her skirt, tears welling in her eyes.

“This is what happens when talentless people try to play designer,” Chloe said, crossing her arms over her chest. “You’ll never be worthy of Adrien. Stop kidding yourself.”

Kagami glared as she turned and strutted off before turning to Marinette.

“It’s ruined!” She hiccupped, tears streaming down her cheeks.

“What a brat,” Kagami spat, assessing the damage. It was bad. The skirt had separated from the bodice in a long tear that Marinette held together to keep from exposing herself.

“Maybe she’s right,” Marinette said. “Maybe I’m not worthy of Adrien.”

“Don’t listen to her. She’s the human embodiment of trash,” Kagami said, attempting to reach out to her, but Marinette brushed her off.

“Tell Adrien I’m sorry. I’m gonna go sit in the bathroom and wait for my mom,” she said dejectedly before slowly limping off.

Kagami watched her go with a wince before pressing her lips together and rushing out into the ballroom.

“Adrien,” she said, taking his arm. “Marinette needs help.”

“What happened?” He sobered, spine straightening.

“Chloe ripped her dress. She’s hiding in the bathroom,” Kagami said, and he patted her shoulders.

“Thanks, Kagami,” he nodded before rushing off.

Kagami felt a twinge of longing watching him run after Marinette yet again. Adrien was so considerate and concerned for his friends; it really was admirable. As much as she loved him, part of her feared that he would never truly love her in return. He’d always be chasing Marinette, and it tore her heart in two. She was the best at everything she put her mind to, but yet when it came to love, she always seemed to be in second place with no way to earn first.

She wasn’t used to settling, and she didn’t like it. It made her feel worthless and hurt, and part of her wondered if it was worth the pain. She deserved the best, and Adrien was the best she’d found, but if he didn’t love her then was he really worth fighting for? She wasn’t sure he was.

“Marinette?” Adrien knocked frantically on the bathroom door, and the girl inside jumped in surprise. “It’s Adrien. Open up.”

“I can’t,” she replied with a sniffle.

“Kagami told me what happened. I want to help you,” he said, and she turned the ripped fabric over in her hands. “Please?”

Slowly, she stood up, bunching the fabric to cover herself carefully before opening the door. Adrien surveyed her tear-stained cheeks and sullen expression with a frown before flicking his gaze to the wad of ruffles in her hand.

“I’m sorry, Marinette. I know you worked really hard on this,” he said, placing a hand on her arm. “I’ve always known that Chloe is mean, but this crosses a line.”

“She’s always been like this to me, ever since we were little. She always does the worst to me, putting gum in my hair, spilling things on my new dresses, ruining my projects…” Marinette averted her gaze and shifted her weight.

“What can I do to help?” Adrien asked, green eyes searching hers pleadingly.

“Invent a way to make Chloe a better person,” she grunted, shifting her gaze to the tear. “I think I should just go home.”

“What? No!” Adrien stepped into her path, placing a hand on her waist.

“Adrien, my dress is ruined. I can’t go back out there like this,” she lifted her shoulders and nodded to the tear.

“I’ll help you fix it,” he insisted.

“How? I don’t suppose you have a sewing machine hiding in your coat,” she retorted, and Adrien pursed his lips in thought.

“Come with me,” he said, taking her other hand and leading her to the elevator. “The Agreste foundation headquarters does a lot of work making clothes and blankets for third world countries. There’s probably a sewing machine in one of the offices upstairs.”

“Is it really okay for us to do this?” Marinette curled her shoulders as he pulled her through the doors and hit a button.

“This is the Agreste foundation, and my name is Adrien Agreste. I’ll take the blame if we get in trouble,” he winked, and a small smile curled on her lips.

“Thank you, Adrien.”

When the elevator opened, Adrien led her down the hall, peeking into each room until they finally found what they were looking for. Adrien found a long trench coat in a nearby closet and politely turned his back while she changed. She set to work loading the thread, and Adrien watched her work with a content smile. It was fun to see her focus so hard. Cute, even.

When she finally finished, she held the dress up with a smile before hugging it to her chest, and Adrien left her to change once more. She examined herself in the mirror, swaying side to side to ensure that the damage was fully repaired. She’d have to remember to thank Kagami for if she hadn’t alerted Adrien, she’d probably be crying on the way home right now. Even after everything she was willing to forgive Marinette and help her. She could see why Adrien liked her. She was surprising soft under her harsh exterior.

“You can’t even tell it was ripped,” Adrien remarked, strolling back in with his hands in his pockets. “I really am sorry about Chloe. I’ll talk to her.”

“I know perfectly well what Chloe is like,” Marinette rolled her eyes. “Thank you for helping me.”

“You did most of the work. I just brought you up here and watched,” he rubbed the back of his neck. “You really are talented.”

Her cheeks flushed at that.

“Shall we go back to the party?” She asked, and Adrien pursed his lips, rocking back on his heels.

“Actually, I was thinking we could hang out up here for a while. We got interrupted while we were dancing earlier, and I was kind of hoping to pick up where we left off…” He flicked his gaze up to hers. “If you want.”

Marinette’s heart skipped as she gave a small nod, and Adrien pulled out his phone, setting it on a table as soft music emanated from the speaker. He pulled her in close, and she rested her head on his shoulder as they began to dance. Being so close to him, swaying slowly in his arms, making up with Kagami…Tonight really was the best night after all.

[lesbian-stu-macher]

I loved your HC's for Connor could you do your HC's for Michael Mell and possibly Rich's too (if you have time)

ok so no one @ me but they're not my favorite boys (meaning i don't have 40 thousand hcs like i did for connor) but just for you ill do em ;)michael:- this bitch- his half filipino ass- his moms fell in love with him the second he was born- it was kinda like in friends when they like befriended the mom n stuff - but anyways his moms are biracial and one is filipina- they love their boy- he can speak some filipino, but he's so not fluent- But He Tries- if he's petty he goes to his mom or google translate to speak solely in filipino to jeremy to confuse the hell out of him- not like he'll know the difference- jeremy's a picky eater but michael is so NOT- he's so open to try like honestly anything- when he was 9 he tried goat once and threw up tho- thanks lola :)- michael's other mom i feel like is very white- before michael could drive, his moms were sO cheesy - they'd like double honk when he walked to school and be like "have fun, sweetie!" or "ace that geography quiz! !"- he loves to mention how great his moms are- michael has some stuffed animals he still keeps bc why wouldn't he- these include kirby and piplup- his favorite vine is "'who's that pokémon?' 'it's pikachu !!!!!!!' 'it's clefairy!' 'fuCCCCCKKKKK'"- he has a lil tabby cat named biscuits- he has a soft spot for the movie rent bc his moms watched it all the time when it came out- he so has a movie pass get the fuck out- half the time tho he switches movies halfway through and he's never been caught- BITCH WORKS AT DAIRY QUEEN BUT MORE ON THAT IN A SECrich:- his bi ass- he's an ambivert but slightly more on the extrovert side- he has a BIG chocolate lab named em- and a lil brown dachsund named reeses- HE'S HELLA LACTOSE INTOLERANT- BUT HE COULD GIVE A SHIT- michael cut off his blizzards - fucking michael man- he wears contacts bc fuck glasses- he chipped his tooth as a kid when he crashed his bike into a tree- clumsy ass- when he realizes he's bi he kinda flaunts it to no end in public- he gets a 'bi bi bi' shirt- he gets a tattoo on his side that says "the world has more problems than girls who like girls and boys who like boys"- he hates needles but it was so worth it- it hurt like hell but he has to hide it bc he'd never hear the end of it from his dad- he almost lost a finger from getting it jammed in a door- favorite vine is "what the FUCK richard"hope these are good !!

[plcyerone]

HE ENTER ( OOC ; )

ship hcs for michael cause fuck me am i right. will include slight nsfw and tmi, but they’re striked out, so you dont have to look at em unless you want to. there are specifics for specific ships also jsyk

 GENERAL // 

 - every time he looks at his s/o, you can tell he's absolutely smitten in every way  - he will kiss his s/o almost at random. like they'll talk about smth but suddenly michael just kisses them and says "sorry keep going i just couldn't help myself"  - AN ACTUAL PUPPY. he will wait for his s/o very very very patiently and will get super excited over seeing them!!!  - if you're allowed to wear his hoodie, he adores you. he doesn't let many touch it, after all (he spent a lot of time sewing on the patches okay)  - will get very attached very quickly. like its lowkey alarming? save him  - super into pda. like he would probably make out with his s/o on the street if he could 

 JEREMY // 

 - michael has a hard time concentrating on games when playing with jer, as he will end up staring just at him and die way too easily.  ( when pining: he shrugs it off as him being bad at the game to avoid conflictions )  - gives him the grossest, yet sweetest nicknames you can think of (jerbear, sweetie, my player two, baby, etc etc etc)  - tells him everything, always. like he'd straight up tell him if he was having his period or not?? he's very, VERY open around him  ( 12 years does that ykno )   - has actually punched a bully for him   - "wow jeremys such a loser lmao"  "yeah he is"  "bitch what did you say about jer"   - he’s had a crush on him for 8 years, and his feelings haven’t wavered. it fucks him up to think about tbh

 EVAN // 

 - ever since he started dating ev, he has gotten really intrigued by trees? he will know at least one new tree fact every day  - makes plant related puns around him EVERYTIME HE CAN. it's awful tbh im so sorry evan  - he often just plays with ev's hand. kinda hold each finger and fidget with each a little  - he makes sure he tells evan he loves him at LEAST twice a day - gushes over him CONSTANTLY. like ask him about how ev is doing and he will talk for so long just about how he's as good as his looks  - often kisses evans knuckles or fingers 

 JARED // 

 - "jared i love you" "i know you do, babe" "no seriously you don’t understand i LOVE YOU"  - once called him "daddy" just to see what would happen  - has always called him that in private afterwards, even if jared isnt into it  - he really wasnt into snakes before jared, but now? he adores them and tries to help take care of susie as much as he can  - every time he thinks about jared in a car he gets super nervous and he hates it  - he still does hate how much he loves jared sometimes. there will be moments he will think about his adorable face and actually punch a wall (there's a hole from where he once punched it, whoops)  - he often plays with jareds hair. he thinks it's rly soft and just wants to bury his face in it forever  - when waking up, he will often mistake jareds glasses for his own and end up walking around not knowing why things are blurrier than usual  ( he's not a morning person )  - once accidentally punched jared in the nose so hard he started bleeding. jared said it was "pretty hot, babe" but michael was still very worried for like three days straight  - "babe i might be gay" "oh. no way." "babe you turned me gay, we shouldve said no homo" "sorry. can't do that." "b a b e,,"  - once forgot jared had susie and actually screamed when he saw her  - zero gag reflex. sorry had to say it cause i dunno where else to put this,  - wears jareds shirts and hoodies CONSTANTLY. like when they live together, it's rare to see michael in his own god damn clothes

[thejokervaleska]

nowhere to run, part 1

Pairing: Jerome Valeska x Reader Rating: T (for this chapter, M for the series overall) Words: 1800 Summary: After escaping from Arkham, Jerome needs somewhere to hide out while the police search for him. Fortunately, there’s one person in Gotham he knows he can always count on. Well...maybe.

Nowhere to run to, baby, nowhere to hide It's not love I'm running from It's the heartbreak I know will come

The sirens started while I was on my way home that night.

I was a block away from my apartment when a police car flew past me with lights flashing and sirens screaming. A second followed soon after, then a third. By the time I walked up my front steps, I could hear more on the way.

But it had been a long, shitty day and all I wanted to do was curl up on the couch, watch Netflix, and destroy some junk food. I figured Gotham’s latest crisis could wait while I took a long, hot shower.

By the time I was done, things had only gotten worse. Outside my window, it sounded like a whole chorus of sirens were howling all over the city. Frowning, I flipped on GCN and flopped down in front of the TV with my Ben & Jerry’s.

“Tonight, we’re learning that a number of high-security patients have escaped from Arkham Asylum. Police have not yet released their names but they have said some of the patients may be armed and all should be considered extremely dangerous. They are urging citizens to stay inside and lock their windows and doors until further notice. If you see someone you suspect to be a patient, do not approach them. Contact the GCPD immediately at the number listed at the bottom of your screen.”

I paused with my spoon halfway to my mouth, staring at the screen in shock. It was foolish of me to be so surprised; after all, Arkham was notorious for escapes and breakouts on a grand scale. But this time was different. Jerome, I thought, and that’s when the tapping started.

It was quiet at first, almost drowned out by the voice of the newsreader, but it was definitely coming from the window behind me. As I sat, frozen in place, it got increasingly louder until I could no longer ignore it. This can’t be happening, I thought, as I muted the television and slowly, slowly turned to look.

And there he was – Jerome fucking Valeska.

He was crouching on the fire escape, tapping on the glass with the bloody end of a knife as he looked back and forth between the window and the street below. When his eyes caught mine, he used the blade to motion for me to open the window. When I just stared at him, he quickly grew impatient and started fiddling with it to see if there was a way to open it himself.

I shook my head at him and heard his groan of frustration even with the pane of glass between us. It sounded like the sirens were getting closer. Good, I thought. If I ignored him long enough, the cops would swoop in and carry him back to the nuthouse where he belonged.

It was a good plan, of course, but it didn’t consider those eyes of his. He’d always been good at getting whatever he wanted from me with just a look and just then, he was looking desperate. I tried to resist, I really did, but when he mouthed a silent “please”, it was all over.

Sighing heavily, I stomped over to him and unlatched the window. Before I could even push it up all the way, he was diving into the room. I understood why a second later when I saw a police cruiser turn onto my street. As the officers started scanning the sidewalks and fire escapes with their giant flashlights, Jerome scrambled to his feet, pushed me out of the way, and slammed the window shut.

“We should keep this thing locked,” he told me, giving me a goofy smile as he fiddled with the latch. “There’s a bunch of crazies roaming around out there.”

“You don’t say,” I said flatly.

He gave me a look and then turned to face me, taking me in and I stared back at him. He was still clutching his knife and his striped uniform was stained in several places with blood. His face and hands were also streaked with red and I immediately knew he was going to end up smearing it all over my mother’s nice white couch unless I did something about it.

But other than that, I had to admit he looked pretty damn good. His hair was maybe a little too long and that one lock at the front was flipping down over his forehead, but that only added to his charm.

Shaking my head, I tried to clear those thoughts away. No, you’re mad at him, I told myself, don’t you remember what he did to you?

“What the hell, Jerome?” I finally asked wearily.

“All this time and that’s the reaction I get?” He shook his head, pretending to be disappointed. “That’s cold. Ice cold.”

“Don’t start with me,” I told him, stomping off into the kitchen.

He followed, of course, and as I ran the tap, he leaned against the counter and looked around the small room. “So where’s your mom?”

“She’s on a cruise,” I muttered as I tore a few paper towels off the roll and dampened them with cold water. “Thank god.”

“Aw, come on.” He grinned down at me as I started scrubbing the blood from his forehead and cheeks, avoiding the long-healed scars there. Fortunately, none of it appeared to be his. “Don’t you want to introduce me?”

“Hell no. Why would I?” How could he be so flippant after what he did to me? I glared up at him with all the hurt and anger I’d been cultivating since our last meeting shining in my eyes. “So she can ask me ‘sweetie, what happened to that nice young man you brought home’ when you inevitably disappear again?”

“When did I disappear?” he asked, brows furrowed.

“Uh, do you not remember what happened last time we saw each other?”

He blinked at me, thinking it over, then caught me off guard by grabbing me by the hips and hauling me closer to him.

“Of course I do,” he murmured, leaning down to brush his lips over the pulse in my neck. “I seem to remember we were right down that hallway in your bedroom and I was doing a lot of this-”

Angry at myself for enjoying the warmth of his body against mine but angrier at him for trying to use flirtation to manipulate me into being compliant, I summoned all of my strength and shoved away from him.

“How about the morning after?” I snapped, throwing down the reddened, wet paper towels. “Do you remember that?”

He knew immediately what I was talking about. I saw the recognition dawning in his eyes and then he laughed. “That’s what you’re mad about?”

“Yes,” I snapped at him. “I don’t think that’s unreasonable.”

He reached out a still-bloody hand to touch my face and I batted it away. “Hey, come on. I didn’t mean anything by it. I had somewhere I needed to be and you just looked so comfortable laying there, I didn’t want to wake you up.”

I rolled my eyes. “Bullshit.”

“What, did you want me to stick around and have breakfast with your mom or something?”

“That’s not the point,” I bit out. “The point is, after everything you said to me that night, I woke up and you were just gone. And if you didn’t need somewhere to hide out right now, I probably would’ve never seen you again.”

When I tried to walk away from him, he reversed our positions and pinned me against the counter, trapping me in the frame of his arms. His voice dropped lower, his tone playful as he said, “You sound pretty upset at the thought of that.”

“That’s so not what I’m upset about.”

“See, I think it is,” he murmured, leaning closer. “Don’t worry, doll. I had every intention of coming back to you. It’s just, I kind of died before I could.”

“So I heard.”

“And you can’t blame me for that, can you?”

He had a point but I wasn’t willing to admit it. Sighing, I squirmed out of his grip and walked into the living room where it was easier to breathe without him crowding into my personal space. “Just go take a shower or something. There aren’t enough paper towels in this whole apartment to get all of that blood off you.”

“You mean…I can stay?” he asked, laying the ingenuousness on a little thick. “Really?”

“Like I could make you leave if I tried,” I mumbled. “I’ll get you something to change into. Jeremy’s clothes will probably fit you.”

He stopped in his tracks halfway across the room and turned to face me. With raised brows and an icy tone, he asked, “Jeremy?”

“Yes, Jeremy.”

Like someone had flipped on a switch, the anger flared inside him, immediately rising up behind his eyes and turning them into two smoldering embers. I must admit, it always excited me to see his control slip like that. “And who, exactly, is Jeremy?”

“Who do you think he is?” I asked, unable to resist drawing it out even as he suddenly stalked towards me and I darted around the sofa, putting it between us.

“I don’t know,” he told me through gritted teeth. “That’s why I’m asking.”

“He’s my stepdad,” I finally admitted, figuring any more teasing was just asking for trouble. As I watched the tension drain from his shoulders, I batted my eyelashes at him. “Why, Jerome, if I didn’t know any better, I’d say you seemed a little jealous just then.”

Jealous probably wasn’t the right word. Possessive would’ve been more accurate but it didn’t have quite the same ring to it.

“I’m not jealous,” he muttered, like a petulant child.

I smiled and threw his words back at him. “See, I think you are.”

“Shut up.”

“Nice comeback,” I told him, walking past him and starting down the hallway.

He caught up with me before I could pass the bathroom and caught my arm, tugging me back towards the doorway where he stood. “Hey, aren’t you going to join me?”

“Excuse me?”

“In the shower.” A lazy smile curled across his lips. “I might need help washing my back or something.”

Rolling my eyes, I yanked my arm free of his grasp. “Your back is not my concern.”

I could feel his eyes on my back as I walked into the bedroom across the hall. “It is if I get blood all over your sheets.”

“Oh, you are not sleeping in my bed!” I called back to him, grumbling to myself as I started rummaging through the dresser drawers for something acceptable for him to wear.

“How can I protect you from all those dangerous men outside if I’m not in bed with you?”

“You’re the only dangerous man I need protecting from,” I muttered under my breath.

“I heard that!”

(Tagging: @nicolesyneah25)

[carolightpenvenys]

LIVE POLDARK REACTIONS S3E4

i am updating this post as i watch! enjoy!!

ah the previously on poldark i remember now how shit the situation is

why do i always scour the credits just to make sure luke norris and gabriella wilde are present

meeeeEEEW MEW MEW MEW MEW MEW MEW MEWMEW MEW (how i sing the theme song)

why is george the worst

my socialist heart is bleeding for these ppl

demelza is gonna give birth alone bc she trusts noone but dwight girl SAME

how do you sleep at night? ask elizabeth fUCK ME

i’m just gonna say it now captain henshawe needs more screentime

gOOD DAY TO YOUR DAUGHTER I HAVE NEVER DABBED SO HARD

clowance tho what a name she gon be bullied at school

dr choke can choke

ah george and elizabeth reminding me why this show is letting me down where’s my dwight content

is it physically possible for me to care less about elizabeth

nervous drake this is the content i signed up for

i know y’all saying drake x morwenna is rushed but i totally get it morwenna is 100/10

uncle george hates toads shame bc he is one

my child caroline getting screentime YES

unwin trevaunance?????????????????????????? my actual fav tho

is unwin trump bc this shit sounds like alternative facts

no dwight CONTENT WHO SAID I WS READY

omg he’s dying inside caroline would dread to see him like this oh my god he’s so selfless an exceptional human

ew the ot3 are breaking up for truro :///

me: why isn’t poldark giving me meaningful content? also me: shirtless sam is the content i deserve

when bae damns his soul for you

i’m throwing hands at tom harry how DARE HE

there is no content i needed more than this christening

oH WAIT PENVENYS AS GODPARENTS YOU KNOW ME BBC

MY HUSBAND IS HERE IN SPIRIT GOODBYE

awks demelza does not ship drake x morwenna like i get what she’s saying about the patriarchy but surely she understands love look i’m confusing myself now she’s annoyingly right

morwenna deserves alot, not everything but alot

gwan drake

GWAN DRAKE shalalalalalala don’t be scared u gotta kiss da girl

the best possible treatment caroline sweetie

more dwight content??? i am being fed?????

who is lt armitage i feel like he will haunt me in years to come

ahh ross knows it’s bs but doesn’t wanna upset caroline this is tragic

ross/caroline going to see aunt agatha the content i signed up for

elizabeth being a bitch to morwenna i hate this song

ross/agatha is the best family relationship fight me

GEOFFREY CHARLES MORWENNA PIPE DOWN ABOUT THE CHRISTENING

that brat ahaha george little do u know i stan that brat

let’s hope they’re less careless with this one any emotions i had for george are null and void

mr whitworth good lord i want to vomit

oh his wife’s dead did he kill her??? he looks as if he did

i think i used to have that haircut

elizabeth is supposed to be the most beautiful in the family but M O R W E N N A

whitworth you’re now banned from saying the word pleasure

JEREMY POLDARK

JEREMY

JEREMY

caroline’s sad/jealous expression is actually devastating i stan gabriella wilde

oh my god dwight

i am so upset this is pure angst

is that it

will we see him again

are they giving pasties to the starving? yes to this content

why is sam dressed like a PURITAN I AM CRYING I STAN THIS MAN ALONE

holy lord is this the beginning of the dream team™

more ??? dwight???

dwight scenes but everytime it’s sad it gets faster

listen ok i only love dwight enys i want a spinoff

i am so upset for caroline i bet she knows it’s bs too she’s just trying to keep herself going

sam/ross is an enemies to lovers concept

what is drake wearing on his head

HORACE PENVENEN

caroline misses dwight so much end me

but my GIRLS

ugh from the sublime to the ridiculous hello whitworth

the shell bracelet is ugly af kudos to morwenna for being loyal to bae

caroline is honestly so beautiful it’s breathtaking

can this soundtrack win awards

drake came to truro?????? what was the point tho

they put a price on morwenna? and a cheap one too?

marry? mr whitworth? same

elizabeth you’re vile

OH THEY’RE SMUGGLING IS IS BAD I HAD 0 CLUE

oH SHIT TOM HARRY SAW THEM

caroline x demelza x prudy an iconic trio

sam’s holier than thou attitude is kinda hot don’t @/me

oh my god whitworth stop speaking

ok whitworth’s concept of consent is so freaking dodgy if he tries anything with morwenna sexually i

there’s a difference between being coy and saying no

so you’re telling me this shit they did was.. LEGAL? boRING

yeAH GEORGE YOU’RE TRESPASSING

my wife has a scene to herself this is my content

oh my god she’s thinking about dwight

he’s so freaking ill help him someone please

even when pushed to his very limits he is so selfless i love dwight i forever stan dwight

going back to caroline and she has no idea omg heart broken

ok so like i said drake x morwenna x geoffrey charles were ot3 but i change that it’s capt henshawe x ross x zachy martin

MORWENNA IS GOING HOME SHE’S CRYING WELL SAME

ross and demelza are so worried about caroline i have never related more

oh god ross knows something has to be done do i smell a JAIL BREAK

go on williams i have been rooting for you since day 1

stop with that next to die bullshit armitage

WHAT

NO

WHAT

dwight

dwight

oh my god they broke dwight

luke norris just shook me to the core can confirm i am crying

imma have a 10 minute break

ok i am back

MY OT3 MAKING PLANS

ross you legend karl marx would be proud of u

aww the carne siblings i

miss morwenna sam is me

i am pissing sam is literally like the poldark version of grumpy cat

if they think morwenna is coming back of free will they are WRONG

ok ok ok demelza ur starting to piss me off

like i get what she’s saying about drake morwenna but there’s no need to be so smug bc ur happy and they’re doomed to sadness forever

eh if only the drake x morwenna scene was dwight x caroline the only content i want

OK SO I HAVE FINISHED I HOPE U ENJOYED

1 CONCLUDING THOUGHT...

look i love we are getting fed caroline but like can she not have a plot outside romelza

pls tell me what u think in my ask!!!!!!!

SEE YOU NEXT WEEK (PLS TELL ME IF YOU’D LIKE ANOTHER)

[metroidspeedrun]

I'm just - so proud

1: Let’s start with a tricky one; what is the real reason you are confused right now? I don’t know why the person I like wants to hang out with me2: Do you ever get “good morning” texts from anyone? Nope, but middle of the day yeah3: If your significant other smoked pot, would you care? No, but I stopped and I always feel like I gotta when people ask so I’d probs prefer they didn’t around me a lot4: Do you find it easy to trust others? No not at all5: What were you doing at 11PM last night? Sleeping I think or on twitter6: You’re drunk and lost walking down the road; who is with you? That dog that followed me home once7: What would you do if you found out you had been cheated on? Cry but get over it and joke about it for the next 500 years8: Are you close with your dad? Not at all lol9: I bet you kissed someone last night, right? I wish10: What are you listening to? Santeria by Sublime11: You can only drink ONE liquid for the rest of your life - what is it? Grapefruit juice12: Do you like hickeys? I think it’s a gross appropriation of vampire culture13: What time do you go to bed? Between 8 and1114: Is there someone who continuously lets you down? My dad15: Can you text as quickly with one hand as you do both? Nope lol16: Do you always answer your texts? No17: Do you hate the person you fell the hardest for? No because I guess I appreciate the experience18: When was the last time you talked to one of your best friends? Just now 7:32 p.m.19: Is there someone that makes you happy every time you see them? You know who20: What was your last thought before you went to bed last night? I like sharing a bed21: Is anyone else in the room with you? Yup22: Do you believe what goes around comes around? Not all the time 23: Were you happier four months ago than you are now? Yes, I think so24: Is there someone you wish you could fix things with? No25: In the past week, have you cried? Yes26: What colour is the shirt you are wearing? White27: Do people ever call you by your last name? No but it’d be cool28: Is anyone ignoring you right now? No29: Do you have a best friend? Yes30: Would it be hard seeing someone else kiss the last person you kissed? It’s been happening for the past year now so I’m really kind of over it31: Who was your last call/text message from? My boss32: Are you mad at anyone? Not atm no33: Have you ever kissed someone older than you? Yes34: How old will the last person you kissed be on his/her next birthday? 2135: How many more days until your birthday? 78 I think idk I suck at math36: Do you have any summer plans yet? Work and school and maybe a date??? Who knows37: Do you have any good friends of the opposite sex? Yes38: Are you keeping anything from your best friend(s) now? Nope not at all 39: Do you have a secret that you’ve never told anyone? No I am the queen of dramatic oversharing40: Have you ever regretted kissing someone? No41: Do you think age matters in relationships? Kind of, but like I really can’t speak bc my first 3 serious significant others could have possibly gotten into a ton of trouble for being with me42: Are you available? Yes 43: How many people have you had real, strong feelings for since high school ended? 344: If you had to get a piercing (not ears), what would you get? My lip probably45: Do you believe exes can be friends? Yes46: Do you regret anything? Everything47: Honestly, what’s on your mind right now? How gay I am48: Did you ever lose a best friend? So many49: Was your last kiss a mistake? No50: Why aren’t you pursuing the person you like? Because I am scared51: Has the last person you kissed ever seen you cry? Yes52: Do you still talk with the person you LAST kissed? Yup all the time53: What was the last thing you ate? Lasagna54: Did you get any compliments today? That I was cute and that I was silly55: Where are you going on your next vacation? I don’t go on vacation 56: Do you own anything from other countries? Um yes 57: Are most of your friend guys or girls? Girls58: Where have you lived most of your life? Elk Grove59: When was the last time you took a long drive? Today, my mom got lost and I got to take a nap ^-^60: Have you ever played Spin the Bottle? No61: Have you ever TPd someone’s house? No (that is a shitty thing to do)62: Who do you text the most? My boss63: What was the last movie you saw? IWTV64: What’s preventing your current boyfriend/girlfriend from going back to their ex? I don’t have one65: How many boyfriends/girlfriends did you have in 2011? I was thirteen so I was dating 1 guy but not seriously. We just held hands, he was nice and his name was Jeremy66: Is the last person you kissed younger than you? No67: Do you curse around your parents? I don’t want to die young that bad68: Are you happy with where you live? No69: Picture of yourself? 70: Are you a monogamous person or do you believe in open-ended relationships? I have been monogamous in most of my past relationships but when I was dating Jason (this is actually my best experience w him) he introduced me to this girl named Sam who we called Kitty from our RP group and we ended up all being a thing and I think it was much easier on me because she was willing to do things that I wasn’t and she was definitely our mediator, so I have to say I prefer open &/or poly relationships because when there are problems there is usually one person there to act as a conflict mediator 71: Have you ever been dumped? Yup in all of my relationships technically (I would hate to dump someone)72: What do you most like about making out? The fact that I haven’t had an opportunity to fuck it up because I’ve never made out73: Have you ever casually made out with someone who you weren’t seriously involved with? No74: When you kiss someone for the first time, is it usually you who initiates it or the other? The other75: What part of a person’s body do you find most attractive? Belly buttons tbh I had no idea how to answer this76: Who was the last person you talked to last night before you went to bed? Probs you77: Had sex with someone you knew less than an hour? No78: Had sex with someone you didn’t know their name? No79: What makes your heart flutter and brings a big cheesy smile to your face? When anyone is nice to me or teases me out of love80: Would you get involved with someone if they had a child already? FUCK YES I definitely have a weird thing for single moms81: Has someone who had a crush on you ever confessed to you? Yes and it was terrible because he pursued me for 3 years even after I said no82: Do you tell a lot of people when you have a crush? No just you83: Do you miss your last sweetie? Lol my what and no84: Last time you slow danced with someone? I was slow dancing with my friend but we were both really awkward because I wanted to lead and he wanted to lead and it was really strange85: Have you ever ‘dated’ someone you’ve never met? 98% of the people I’ve dated so yup86: How can I win your heart? Just be nice to me and also have a really weird sense of humor87: What is your astrological sign? Leo sun88: What were you doing last night at 12 AM? Sleeping for sure89: Do you cook? Yes90: Have you ever gotten back in touch with an old flame after a time of more than 3 months of no communication? Yes91: If you’re single right now, do you wish you were in a relationship? Yes92: Do you prefer to date various people or do you pretty much fall into monogamous relationships quickly? I don’t really like how this question is phrased. I will answer though, I prefer to be friends and then if we both like each other I’d like to skip all of the ‘talking’ and just be in an actual relationship that we both agree on93: What physical traits do you look for in a potential interest? Eyes, smile (like if they smile with their whole face)94: Name four things that you wish you had! 1) A relationship 2) A second job 3) At least 2 grand in my savings 4) A passport95: Are you a player? No96: Have you ever kissed 2 people in one day? No97: Are you a tease? Not so much anymore but when I was younger yeah. I prided myself on kind of leading guys to think I was promiscuous j to get attention and affection from them and then once I got them to like me I would change all of that and j be myself until I grew bored of their expectations98: Ever meet anyone you met on Tumblr? Not yet99: Have you ever been deeply in love with someone? Deeply, probs not, but I have been in love100: Anybody on Tumblr that you’d go on a date with? Not atm no101: Hugs or Kisses? Kisses102: Are you too shy to ask someone out? Yes103: The first thing you notice about the opposite sex? How shitty their conversation topics are104: Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you babe? No I prefer anything that sounds like it could be either an insult or an inside joke between people who have known each other a very long time105: If a sexy person was pursuing you, but you knew he/she was in relationship, would you go for it? No, because that is fucked up106: Do you flirt a lot? No107: Your last kiss? Almost two years ago108: Have you kissed more than 5 people since the start of 2012? No109: Have you kissed anyone in the past month? No110: If you could kiss anyone who would it be? The person that is coming over 111: Do you know who you’ll kiss next? No112: Does someone like you currently? Yes113: Do you currently have feelings for anyone? Yes114: Do you like to be in serious relationships or just flings? Serious ftw115: Ever made out with just a friend? Kissed, we didn’t make out and we only kissed twice116: Are you happier single or in a relationship? Relationship117: Your own question that you want me to answer. Just write it. Um you had one job Lestat

[keplcrs]

who let this boy dress himself?

[metroidspeedrun]

Go on then, the 'yes please' asks.

1: Let’s start with a tricky one; what is the real reason you are confused right now? I don’t know why the person I like wants to hang out with me2: Do you ever get “good morning” texts from anyone? Nope, but middle of the day yeah3: If your significant other smoked pot, would you care? No, but I stopped and I always feel like I gotta when people ask so I’d probs prefer they didn’t around me a lot4: Do you find it easy to trust others? No not at all5: What were you doing at 11PM last night? Sleeping I think or on twitter6: You’re drunk and lost walking down the road; who is with you? That dog that followed me home once7: What would you do if you found out you had been cheated on? Cry but get over it and joke about it for the next 500 years8: Are you close with your dad? Not at all lol9: I bet you kissed someone last night, right? I wish10: What are you listening to? Santeria by Sublime11: You can only drink ONE liquid for the rest of your life - what is it? Grapefruit juice12: Do you like hickeys? I think it’s a gross appropriation of vampire culture13: What time do you go to bed? Between 8 and1114: Is there someone who continuously lets you down? My dad15: Can you text as quickly with one hand as you do both? Nope lol16: Do you always answer your texts? No17: Do you hate the person you fell the hardest for? No because I guess I appreciate the experience18: When was the last time you talked to one of your best friends? Just now 7:32 p.m.19: Is there someone that makes you happy every time you see them? You know who20: What was your last thought before you went to bed last night? I like sharing a bed21: Is anyone else in the room with you? Yup22: Do you believe what goes around comes around? Not all the time 23: Were you happier four months ago than you are now? Yes, I think so24: Is there someone you wish you could fix things with? No25: In the past week, have you cried? Yes26: What colour is the shirt you are wearing? White27: Do people ever call you by your last name? No but it’d be cool28: Is anyone ignoring you right now? No29: Do you have a best friend? Yes30: Would it be hard seeing someone else kiss the last person you kissed? It’s been happening for the past year now so I’m really kind of over it31: Who was your last call/text message from? My boss32: Are you mad at anyone? Not atm no33: Have you ever kissed someone older than you? Yes34: How old will the last person you kissed be on his/her next birthday? 2135: How many more days until your birthday? 78 I think idk I suck at math36: Do you have any summer plans yet? Work and school and maybe a date??? Who knows37: Do you have any good friends of the opposite sex? Yes38: Are you keeping anything from your best friend(s) now? Nope not at all 39: Do you have a secret that you’ve never told anyone? No I am the queen of dramatic oversharing40: Have you ever regretted kissing someone? No41: Do you think age matters in relationships? Kind of, but like I really can’t speak bc my first 3 serious significant others could have possibly gotten into a ton of trouble for being with me42: Are you available? Yes 43: How many people have you had real, strong feelings for since high school ended? 344: If you had to get a piercing (not ears), what would you get? My lip probably45: Do you believe exes can be friends? Yes46: Do you regret anything? Everything47: Honestly, what’s on your mind right now? How gay I am48: Did you ever lose a best friend? So many49: Was your last kiss a mistake? No50: Why aren’t you pursuing the person you like? Because I am scared51: Has the last person you kissed ever seen you cry? Yes52: Do you still talk with the person you LAST kissed? Yup all the time53: What was the last thing you ate? Lasagna54: Did you get any compliments today? That I was cute and that I was silly55: Where are you going on your next vacation? I don’t go on vacation 56: Do you own anything from other countries? Um yes 57: Are most of your friend guys or girls? Girls58: Where have you lived most of your life? Elk Grove59: When was the last time you took a long drive? Today, my mom got lost and I got to take a nap ^-^60: Have you ever played Spin the Bottle? No61: Have you ever TPd someone’s house? No (that is a shitty thing to do)62: Who do you text the most? My boss63: What was the last movie you saw? IWTV64: What’s preventing your current boyfriend/girlfriend from going back to their ex? I don’t have one65: How many boyfriends/girlfriends did you have in 2011? I was thirteen so I was dating 1 guy but not seriously. We just held hands, he was nice and his name was Jeremy66: Is the last person you kissed younger than you? No67: Do you curse around your parents? I don’t want to die young that bad68: Are you happy with where you live? No69: Picture of yourself? 70: Are you a monogamous person or do you believe in open-ended relationships? I have been monogamous in most of my past relationships but when I was dating Jason (this is actually my best experience w him) he introduced me to this girl named Sam who we called Kitty from our RP group and we ended up all being a thing and I think it was much easier on me because she was willing to do things that I wasn’t and she was definitely our mediator, so I have to say I prefer open &/or poly relationships because when there are problems there is usually one person there to act as a conflict mediator 71: Have you ever been dumped? Yup in all of my relationships technically (I would hate to dump someone)72: What do you most like about making out? The fact that I haven’t had an opportunity to fuck it up because I’ve never made out73: Have you ever casually made out with someone who you weren’t seriously involved with? No74: When you kiss someone for the first time, is it usually you who initiates it or the other? The other75: What part of a person’s body do you find most attractive? Belly buttons tbh I had no idea how to answer this76: Who was the last person you talked to last night before you went to bed? Probs you77: Had sex with someone you knew less than an hour? No78: Had sex with someone you didn’t know their name? No79: What makes your heart flutter and brings a big cheesy smile to your face? When anyone is nice to me or teases me out of love80: Would you get involved with someone if they had a child already? FUCK YES I definitely have a weird thing for single moms81: Has someone who had a crush on you ever confessed to you? Yes and it was terrible because he pursued me for 3 years even after I said no82: Do you tell a lot of people when you have a crush? No just you83: Do you miss your last sweetie? Lol my what and no84: Last time you slow danced with someone? I was slow dancing with my friend but we were both really awkward because I wanted to lead and he wanted to lead and it was really strange85: Have you ever ‘dated’ someone you’ve never met? 98% of the people I’ve dated so yup86: How can I win your heart? Just be nice to me and also have a really weird sense of humor87: What is your astrological sign? Leo sun88: What were you doing last night at 12 AM? Sleeping for sure89: Do you cook? Yes90: Have you ever gotten back in touch with an old flame after a time of more than 3 months of no communication? Yes91: If you’re single right now, do you wish you were in a relationship? Yes92: Do you prefer to date various people or do you pretty much fall into monogamous relationships quickly? I don’t really like how this question is phrased. I will answer though, I prefer to be friends and then if we both like each other I’d like to skip all of the ‘talking’ and just be in an actual relationship that we both agree on93: What physical traits do you look for in a potential interest? Eyes, smile (like if they smile with their whole face)94: Name four things that you wish you had! 1) A relationship 2) A second job 3) At least 2 grand in my savings 4) A passport95: Are you a player? No96: Have you ever kissed 2 people in one day? No97: Are you a tease? Not so much anymore but when I was younger yeah. I prided myself on kind of leading guys to think I was promiscuous j to get attention and affection from them and then once I got them to like me I would change all of that and j be myself until I grew bored of their expectations98: Ever meet anyone you met on Tumblr? Not yet99: Have you ever been deeply in love with someone? Deeply, probs not, but I have been in love100: Anybody on Tumblr that you’d go on a date with? Not atm no101: Hugs or Kisses? Kisses102: Are you too shy to ask someone out? Yes103: The first thing you notice about the opposite sex? How shitty their conversation topics are104: Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you babe? No I prefer anything that sounds like it could be either an insult or an inside joke between people who have known each other a very long time105: If a sexy person was pursuing you, but you knew he/she was in relationship, would you go for it? No, because that is fucked up106: Do you flirt a lot? No107: Your last kiss? Almost two years ago108: Have you kissed more than 5 people since the start of 2012? No109: Have you kissed anyone in the past month? No110: If you could kiss anyone who would it be? The person that is coming over 111: Do you know who you’ll kiss next? No112: Does someone like you currently? Yes113: Do you currently have feelings for anyone? Yes114: Do you like to be in serious relationships or just flings? Serious ftw115: Ever made out with just a friend? Kissed, we didn’t make out and we only kissed twice116: Are you happier single or in a relationship? Relationship117: Your own question that you want me to answer. Just write it. Um you had one job Lestat