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Classic literature vine compilations - Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde pt. 06

(A/N: I make way too many of these chat posts.)

[Hyde trying to borrow Lady Summers' Japanese lady-in-waiting to make the girls envious] Hyde: I'm begging you. I need her. Lady Summers: What, a handsome young lad like you? Hyde: Aw, you say that, but you don't mean it. Lady Summers: No, seriously, look at you. Aw, those ladies, they don't stand a chance. Hyde: You have a very cruel sense of humour.

Jekyll: I'll split my soul and become a perfect man and there is no way this could possibly go wrong! Hyde: I'm about to end this man's whole career.

Jekyll: *gasps* Gabriel! I didn't know you were a cannibal! Utterson: *eating a cinnamon bun* ?!?!?!?! Utterson: *gets the hint and blushes* Jekyll: ;)

Utterson: How is the most handsome man in the Empire doing? Jekyll: I don't know, how are you? Utterson, voice cracking: I'm fine.

Jekyll: Milady, can I ask something of you? Lady Summers: I already know what you're going to ask, but do go ahead. Jekyll: Alright, as the officially worst boyfriend in the world, I have only one thing to say- Jekyll: *pulls out a bottle of vitriol acid* -You better make Lanyon the happiest man in the world, or else. Lady Summers: *smiles* I don't plan to do anything else.

Hyde: I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it. Jekyll: This makes me concerned. Not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.

Lanyon: Today I'm gonna teach you how to face your fears. Now the first step of facing your fears is- Hyde: *waves through the window* Lanyon: *screams like a girl*

Lady Summers: I didn't ask to be born perfect. Lady Summers: I demanded it.

Utterson: Hyde, this is a crime scene! Hyde: *gorging himself with cake* What, is this the murder weapon?! Get off my dick!

Hyde: Use conditioner, they said. It'll b e a good idea, they said. Hyde: *hair is a giant floof* LOOK AT HOW I WOKE UP! WHAT THE F- Utterson & Lanyon: *trying not to laugh*

Utterson: Dude, I got you a friendship bracelet! Hyde: Nice, put it on me! Utterson: *handcuffs him, then proceeds to dab*

Utterson: I sentence him to ten years in prison. Hyde: *unbuttoning his shirt* Well, your honour, maybe I can change your mind. ;) Utterson: Twenty years.

Lanyon: Jekyll, the building is on fire! Jekyll: *sleepy* Like, how big is the fucking fire? Lanyon: Big! Jekyll: *gets up* Okay.

Jekyll: *wearing a stupid hat* Check it out! Ü Lanyon: *snorts* That is the most ridiculous hat I've ever seen! Utterson: Hey, nice hat! Lanyon: Hey, that is my best friend and this hat is awesome!

Hyde: Oh dogs? Yeah, I love dogs! Ü *gets barked at by dogs* Hyde: They don't like me, though. :(

Some rando: Roses are red, violets are blue- Rando: -I thought I was ugly, until I met you! Hyde: Roses are red, pink, yellow or white- Hyde: -now stop with the blooming stereotype!

Other Hydes: EMOTIOOOOONNNNS!!! My Hyde: … Ew, sentiments.

Lanyon: You son of a bitch! Jekyll: You're right. She is a bitch. Lanyon: … Jekyll: … Lanyon: *hugs Jekyll* I'm sorry.

Simon Stride: How does it feel to be the worst doctor ever? Jekyll: Shut up, your mother buys you Megablogs instead of Legos! Stride: You fucking take that back, you-

Lady Summers: You ever want to talk about your emotions, Mr. Hyde? Hyde: No. Jekyll: I do. Lady Summers: I know, Dr. Jekyll. Jekyll: I'm sad. Lady Summers: I know, Doctor.

Hyde: Bet that I'm right! Jekyll: Bet that you're wrong! Hyde: Bet that you're a skank! Jekyll: Bet that you're a complete arsehole! Hyde: BITCH, I TRAMPLE PEOPLE!!!

Hyde: I'm not a jealous man. I'm really not! After all, I sleep around, getting jealous at everyone who looks at Utterson would make me a hypocrite- Also Hyde: Just kidding. You look at him, I'll fucking kill you.

Lady Summers: In winter I like to wear full mourning attire and walk around in a black dress, coat, jewellery and veil. In summer I wear- Lady Summers: -the same thing, because I'm a widow, I look good in black and I'm willing to suffer.

Hyde: *French-kisses Utterson* Utterson: *bitch-slaps him* Hyde: *rubbing his cheek* Worth it.

Utterson: Henry, as your boyfriend I beg you, please go to bed! Lanyon: Go to bed, you twit. Poole: Sir, you need to rest. Lady Summers: Doctor Jekyll, you need sleep. Go to bed. Hyde, overtired and desperate: YOU'RE GOING TO KILL US BOTH, GO TO SLEEP!!! Jekyll, a sleep-deprived, nervous wreck: SlEeP iS fOr ThE wEaK.

Jekyll: You must be the chlorine to my sodium, because you complete me. Utterson: ? Jekyll: Are you a newly discovered element? Because you add to my periodic table. Utterson: ?? Jekyll: You must be my oxygen, because I would suffocate without you. Utterson: ??? Jekyll: Your eyes are as blue as aluminium oxide with iron. Utterson, sobbing: Henry, please stop, I don't understand a word!

Hyde: Lanyon, guess what? Lanyon: What? Hyde: I just got harrassed by a pedo. Lanyon: Did you kill him? Hyde: Well, I beat him to a bloody pulp, so he might be dead. Lanyon: Good boy. Hyde: :D

Hyde: Hey I just met you and this is crazy, Hyde: But here’s my address, so date me maybe? Utterson: …

Jekyll: Sorry I'm late. I was … doing things. Hyde: *bursts in looking slightly dishevelled* HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE F*CKING STAIRS!!!! Jekyll: "Pushed" is such a strong word! I prefer calling it … giving you a little nudge. Hyde: Oh, I'll give YOU a little nudge, when I shove my foot up your arse! Jekyll: HEY! Watch your f*cking language in front of her Ladyship. Lady Summers: *sighs and pinches her nose*

Hyde: Arrogant dick! Jekyll: Spoiled sow! Hyde: Fuck you! Jekyll: Fuck YOU! Hyde: FUCK YOU!!! Jekyll: FUCK!!! YOU!!! Hyde: … My room, ten minutes.

Utterson: Hey, Henry? Jekyll: Hm? Utterson: I want to treat you like my paperwork. Jekyll: ?!? Utterson: Slam you onto my desk and do you all night long. Jekyll: … Whoa. *has the weirdest boner* Utterson on the inside: Just as planned!

Jekyll: Now you'll suffer as I have suffered! Hyde: Yes, Henry! Give in to your anger! Jekyll: I'M SO ANGRY!!!

Jekyll: I'm so hot! Lanyon: … Jekyll: … Lanyon: *sighs* Hotdamn. Jekyll: Call the police and the fire men!

Hyde: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH- Utterson: Jekyll, eat a Snickers. Hyde: Why? Lanyon: *hands a Snickers* Everytime you're hungry, you turn into Hyde. Hyde: *eats the Snickers* Utterson: Better? Jekyll: Better. ^^

Alma: Hey, betcha I can hit this note! Hyde: No, please don't- Alma: *screeches badly* Hyde: *is now temporarily deaf*

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