#i love giving my reader mc gremlin energy

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TIME TO END THE WRITERS BLOCK- okay here's my request Pookie boo; Simon Riley lets his gf paint his nails. She's going into cosmetology, and needs a muse, and why not ask her hunky-dunky boyfriend?? The plot could maybe be he's on vaca, and she's all like "Yo hot stuff. Wanna get hotter?" (and she pulls out acrylics and polishes) And he's all like "...", but no matter how cold and has no emotions he is, he lets her sit on his lap while painting his nails (fake nails, cuz she put on the longest one possible to irritate him, to hear that smexxxxyyy British voice cursing on how he can't hold a teacup with the witch nails) BRIGHT ASS HOT PINK with a black skull painted on it. AND THEN SHE PAINTS HER NAILS BLACK WITH A PINK SKULL SO THAT THEY HAVE MATCHING NAILS????? COULD BE A HEADCANNON BUT IT'S SUCH A CUTE IDEA POOKIE BOO.

NSAJDNASJKDNJAKSN YOU WERE SO BIG BRAINED FOR THIS I LOVE THIS IDEA SO MUCH

imma do headcanons bc my brain is too fried to come up with a full ass fic but i hope ya like it bb

Simon is very, very tired. He comes home from the gym on the second day of his leave to find you already standing in the living room, a menace with a wicked grin and a small metal suitcase in your hands.

At least you had the decency to let him get settled on the first day before you started with your antics.

"...What's in the suitcase." "A project." "Fuckin' hell."

After you reveal your idea, it might take some coaxing to get him to agree but it works out bc c'mon let's be honest. The man is secretly a simp and a softie when he loves someone. So he begrudgingly agrees, letting himself be dragged by your giggling self to the couch.

So he manspreads on the couch, getting comfortable as you perch yourself prettily on top of him to glue the nails to his gigantic hands (you actually have to dig around your materials a little bit to find tips that somewhat match his natural nail size), and, as grumpy as he is, he at least gets to enjoy the view of you looking so focused on his lap.

(You actually have to stop yourself from giggling a few times because of how the bright pink polish looks out of place on his dark self)

While the polish dries, you offer to go make him some tea, and end up having to help him with it between fits of laughter since he couldn't hold the cup with the extra long coffin nails he has going on.

In the end, you take some pictures and let him simmer in his misery for a while longer before moving to remove them, however, he notices how proud you were of your work, so he just agrees to keep them on as long as you cut them shorter.

So that's exactly what you do, grinning like a mad person. Doing Ghost's nails has you so inspired you actually do your own to match him, and pretend not to notice the soft look in his eyes when you proudly show your work and enthusiastically exclaim how you two are matching.

He ends up keeping them on until they inevitably break or get weirdly outgrown, and he couldn't care less about the weird stares he gets at the gym; as long as his girl is happy, he is happy.

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Gremlin Mc is ME! Literally I am a tiny stupid gremlin but I'm cute so it's fine. Also may I say hello, I love your content and You🥰. But may I request gremlin Mc coming home with a duck or some type of bird. I want this because this is what I LIVE for. O have a chicken,KFC, Duck, Quaker Jacker, cow, Betsie, and pigs, Bacon and Pork chop.

The Demon Bros When You Bring Home a DUCK

A/N: my 200th post hehe. Also that's so cool that you have so many unique pets! I visited my family in California recently and they have seven ducks, it was super fun. I don't remember any of their names though except one is called Luna

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Lucifer is perturbed. He just doesn't get why..? He'd get a cat, dog, or even a rodent. But a duck?? They live in parks and ponds, not the House of Lamentation for Diavolo's sake. Definitely gives you shit for it, but lovingly. Kinda. Over time he and your duck friend grow a weird bond and you often find the two of them spending good ol quality time together in his office. One day a small bed appears for le duk. Their bond is unspeakable and who are you to question it

When you show Mammon he gets super excited, matching your energy way better than you anticipated. Then he stops, after about two minutes, and asks why. You laugh, appreciating that his instinct was to match your energy. After explaining why getting a pet duck was the coolest thing you've ever done and will ever do, he gets it. Very much on board and is right by your side when you introduce them (gender neutral duck) to the family

Leviathan matches your energy, but gets it from the start. You walk into his room holding your new friend and whisper "Levi, look who I found", shit eating grin plastered across your face. He looks from you, to the duck, back to you. "What the fuck, MC". You burst into laughter and bring the duck to him, placing them in his lap. He looks the duck in the eyes, and instantly the two are best friends. I mean, this duck even quacks along with the intros to their favorite anime ops. When I say best friends, I mean best friends. They're hardly even your duck anymore

"Satan, come here" you whisper. He does, of course, and you lead him by intertwined hands to your room. You've completely renovated the balcony of your room to a duck sanctuary (shhh MC definitely canonically has a balcony I promise), complete with duck. He stands there for a few minutes, taking it all in, and then turns to you. "MC, I love you" he says. This was something so you to do, it made him fall even more for you. Simp! (can be interpreted platonic or romantic, readers choice)

Asmodeus' first concern is the mess. Also Lucifer finding out, but you reassured him that you and Lucifer were close enough friends that you'd get him on board. Or at least to tolerate it. Once he was sure you weren't going to get destroyed by Lucifer, he was So excited for you. From a distance. Fr tho he loved this for you and thought the duck was the cutest thing he'd ever seen (next to himself of course)

Beelzebub thought to himself how good duck tastes, but decided he probably shouldn't say that about your new pet. Instead, he smiled, wrapping an arm around you as the two of you watched them waddle around and inspect where they'd be living now. You discussed possible names, and your plans for making sure they got enough exercise during the day without getting ~attacked~ by a random demon

Belphegor thought it was a dream. When you showed him at first he was fresh out of a nap, and then went right back to bed once you showed him. But when he went to your room later and heard a series of quacks from behind the door, he realized you finally got the pet duck you'd been wanting for so long. The two of you low-key parent this duck together, like it's a child of your own. He checks to make sure they're getting enough exercise, fed enough, and more