#i love chris lmfao put him on bb

[thebb20robot]

I'm watching Claim to Fame S2 with my mom and the scheming going on is so much more compelling than 75% of what BB25 minus Cirie has given

[l0serloki]

Christmas Time

Genshin Christmas Headcanons

(Tartaglia, Itto, Diluc, Kaeya, Ayato)

A/N : Me and da bb @butterflybboy​ wrote these for fun. He wrote Kaeya and Ayato and I wrote the other three! I apparently am writing these for every holiday and special occasion LMFAO

Tartaglia :

Childe is gonna go all out

He got a bunch of cliche decorations, your house looks like a christmas bomb

Mans makes sure to get a giant tree for the living room (it makes him feel more at home)

When the day comes he wakes up early and makes the two of you warm drinks

He gets excited to open presents/watch you open yours (indulge his inner child please)

The two of you visit his family as well - the dinner is lovely and he’s so happy to have you with him

Childe sat on the floor of your house, arms reaching out to pass you presents. “I got you some really good gifts. You’ll love them baby!” You could only coo at his elated attitude, allowing him to tear open the boxes, wrapping paper going everywhere.

Later that day, Childe still laid on the floor messing around with his new legos. His new ugly christmas sweater was visible from miles away, making your heart soar. His cerulean hues met yours, hands waving you over. “Come help me! I wanna finish before we have to catch our boat home!”

Itto :

IT'S ALMOST CHRISTMAS?

He didn't even realize at first but now he wants to enjoy it

He practically begs you to bake cookies with him, dragging you into the kitchen

The two of you made homemade frosting and it somehow ended up everywhere (he tried to eat all of it and then smashed some into your face, he apologized)

Your cookies turned out nice but Itto’s looked atrocious

“I don’t know what you mean Y/N, they’re abstract.”

He tried his best and even gave you kisses after, cookie crumbs getting everywhere

“Y/N! I got all the stuff we need to make cookies.. Please!” Itto tugged at your hand, leading you into the kitchen. You could only smile at the man's childish attitude, the grin on his face adorable. “Yeah yeah Itto, go grab the ingredients out of the cupboard.” The tall man threw the items in front of you and the two of you got to baking.

Not even thirty minutes later Itto was running around with frosting all over his face, the sugar rush getting to him. You finally grasped onto him, his lips coming down to peck at your face. Your nose crinkled as the leftover frosting smeared across your skin. “Itto! You got frosting all over me!” You smacked his shoulder as his boisterous laughter filled the house.

Diluc :

He knew it was Christmas coming up, he just hadn’t had a good one in a while

He tried his best to get into the festivities, he brought home some pie and made warm cider

The two of you sat next to the warm fire and cuddled as Diluc talked about his day

You both ended up falling asleep to the crackle of the fire and the company of each other

Diluc had come home early, a grocery bag in hand. You raised an eyebrow as you kissed his cheek, welcoming him back. “I got us a pie and some cider, why don’t you get the fire going?” You were surprised to say the least - Diluc was getting festive? You wouldn’t say no to that!

The two of you laid against the plush couch, Diluc’s arms framing around your body. His voice murmured about his day as you felt drowsiness overtake you. You couldn’t help but want this moment to last forever.

Kaeya :

Insists on stopping into like every store, just to fool around and be random

Will put beanies on your head and say, “look into the mirror, you’re so cute!” You will have at least one new beanie or pair of gloves that he wanted you to try on

He sings along to the christmas music playing over the mall to make you laugh, and may even dance to embarrass you just a little

He’ll want to wish into the mall fountain which is adorable…

Will want to stop and buy the two of you a reindeer cake pop or something christmasy to make it feel more in the spirit

You ask Kaeya if you can stop and sit by the brilliant, decorated Christmas tree to rest for a moment. “Of course, Y/N.” He keeps one arm warmly around your shoulder while his other arm is stretched across his body to trace innocently along your leg. He always wants to stay connected to you somehow, and it makes you feel secure. The lights from the tree twinkle in his eyes, but even if there were no lights, there would always be that happy gleam in them.

Ayato :  

Ayato noticed you were feeling in a rut lately in many different senses. He asks you if you would like to go on a trip to refresh and reset. Of course, you accept

“Is this too much? Is it cheesy? It is a long travel, and I thought this would be more romantic than traveling by means of the clan…” You intake his words while admiring the horse drawn carriage about to take you to Snezhnaya to visit the snow

You take turns cooking throughout the trip, he loves your meals, and equally you love his. He says cooking for you is a rare pleasure since he seldom has the time to do so

You notice the child in him come out even more in times like these. He always loves to be playful, it only amplifies when the world is open for him to celebrate. And celebrate he may with you

You notice the child in him come out even more in times like these. He always loves to be playful, it only amplifies when the world is open for him to celebrate. And celebrate he may with you

You feel so content watching him enjoy building a snowman, resting by the fire with him snuggled up to you, laughing at the cute winter bunnies racing in the snow so quickly that it flies up behind them. He is so genuinely happy to be spending this relaxing time with you. “Whenever I have time to spare, I always want to spend it with you. I revel in these times, and I wait patiently until I can do it more and more. And more, and more.”

[chaseadrian]

drabble: chris takes adrian to a strip club, buys him a lap dance, and it goes right over his head, and he ends up just talking to the nice stripper about some random thing while chris is just dying.

lmfao the way that this would absolutely happen jkghfdg

join the sleepover!

"You've never been to a strip club." Chris stared at Adrian, hard blinking and slack jawed.

"No." Adrian was standing at the counter in his apartment, polishing his guns.

"Dude, you're 30 fucking years old, and I haven't gotten a lap dance since before prison. Pack your little bb guns and let's go."

Chris clapped him on the shoulder as he passed by, grabbing the keys to the Sebring and walking out the door.

Adrian finished up with the revolver in his hands, muttering to himself as he put it away.

"Hey, Vigilante, you wanna go to a strip club?' 'Sure, Peacemaker, my best friend, that sounds cool.' Is that so hard? To just ask. Don't even know what to do at a strip club. Fuck." He closed the case and shoved it under the couch, jogging out to the car to see Chris in the passenger seat.

He slid into the driver's seat, staring at Chris with blank eyes, "I don't know where any strip clubs are."

"Just drive, asshat, I'll tell you where to go."

They sped off, and within ten minutes they were seated in some dim, grimy club with hot pink lights and a questionable buffet.

"Alright, grub." Chris rubbed his hands together and went to grab a plate, piling it with meatballs and sliders and boneless buffalo wings. "Don't eat the shrimp, trust me." He spoke after taking a bite of a slider, half of it gone with that bite.

A dancer walked up to the two of them, running her hand along the curve of Chris' shoulder blade, "Hey, you guys here for a dance?"

Chris motioned to Adrian, "Yeah, my buddy here's never been to a strip club. Give him a dance will ya?" He pulled two twenties from his pocket and slid them into her waistband.

"Sure. Come on, handsome." She grabbed Adrian's hand and led him to the closest table.

Chris followed, dropping his plate down and giving Adrian a pat on the back, "You earned it, bro!" He pulled out four twenties this time and held it up in front of the blonde that was passing by, "Hey! Can I get a dance? Please and thank you in advance."

She smiled at him and took the cash, sidling up to him right after.

Adrian watched the lady in front of him, not really sure what he was supposed to be getting out of this. He wasn't gonna sleep with her, wasn't gonna date her, was the whole point of this really just to get his dick hard and then leave?

He raised his voice slightly above the music, "I'm Adrian, what's your name?"

The dancer had her hands on his thighs, and she ran them up and down, her body lingering just a tad away from his, "Ginger."

Adrian nodded, "I love ginger beer! The name implies there'd be alcohol right? But usually no. I like to add my own homebrew to it. There's orange zest and vanilla in it."

Ginger was thrown off, but she made the best of a weird situation with her dancing, just focused on her typical routine.

Chris was watching from his chair, and he yelled at the blonde in his lap, "It's his first time! Dude's kind of a freak but not in the way you girls normally see, I bet."

She humored him with a laugh.

Adrian continued on his spiel, "I actually had a cat named Ginger as a kid. He was a boy though, and he wasn't actually orange he was gray. My brother said it would be funny. Hey you're doing a good job, by the way! I can tip you after this right?"

Ginger slid her body up Adrian's and whispered in his ear, "It's encouraged, sweetie."

He nodded, "Okay. I'm a busboy so I know it's important to tip. One time we had this huge table of people—"

Adrian launched into a story of spilled drinks and angry customers and a crying waitress, all the while Chris is sitting with his arms behind his head, laughing his ass off.

Ginger and the blonde dancer shared a look, she rolled her eyes while the blonde held back a laugh.

The two of them were counting the seconds till the song was over.