#i love cats but i am allergic so yes i am projecting susan

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I think, Andreil™️ chose the cats based on how ugly they were in a shelter. I can see Andrew walking into that place and pointing at the cat that makes everyone go what the actual fuck is that. And Neil just rolled with that.

One of them has to be black, have bold spots, chipped ear, always pukes randomly after eating too much dust in her hiding spot + the other one is orange, old, half blind, sheds like crazy and is very vocal. Both of them absolutely despise Kevin and unconditionally love chewing houseplants.

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writing fics with questionable tags for a very specific target audience is like:

here you go me and one random dude that doesn’t read the summaries properly.