#i love a king of shit coping mechanisms (Kim)

[silanb]

Tfw you are just one(1) detective and need to get a man to focus on the gd case

[dreameskye]

❀ *ﾟ kim taehyung. demiboy. he/they. ⇝ hey, isn’t that junsu “skyler” seo ? i think that the twenty-three year old from seoul, south korea works as a host boyfriend, but outside of that they spend a lot of time at caesar’s palace. i hear they are combative + melancholy, but they are also known to be dedicated + empathic. consider giving them a visit at their home in el patio inn and get to know why they’re called the barbie doll. ( gi, 21, she/her, est + 01/14/1996 )

TW: ABUSE,  ALCOHOLISM, CAR ACCIDENT 

heyo, i’m gi, this is my bby junsu/skye, and clearly i watch a little bit too much of 90 day fiance. this is a lot to read i am so sorry

• junsu came to america from south korea when he was twenty years old. he’d met somebody rich and well off just like him through a dating app and together he knew they’d be the unstoppable power couple

 • for a while everything was like one big fairy-tale. junsu was hopelessly in love with his fiancé, their families had already met and planned to become business partners once they tied the knot, one of the most expensive chapels in la was booked for their wedding. everything was going to be perfect, obviously.

 • except junsu was so caught up in his fantasy for a while that he missed several red flags. his english was not the greatest when he’d first arrived in the states and his fiancé took advantage of it.

• first, it was the prenups, which were poorly explained and he was told to sign it as it was just “part of the wedding process.” then it was the various calls and texts from men and women all day long that his fiancé dismissed as “coworkers or business partners or distant family”

 • at first, junsu was too in love with his perfect fantasy to admit to himself that his fiancé was cheating on him and playing him for a fool.

 • he kept quiet for a long time, constantly changing things about himself, about his looks, anything so he could try to be what his fiancé desired.

• the serious trouble didn’t come until after junsu turned 21. his k-1 visa did not allow him to work and the walls of their luxurious home began to feel more like a prison, so he turned to alcohol for comfort.

• with liquid courage, he was able to voice how unhappy he was and how he deserved more respect from his fiancé. however, things only got worse from there though and that’s when the physical abuse started.

• this was the lowest point of his life, and he had nobody to talk to about it. his family was much too ecstatic about the upcoming wedding and it was too exhausting to try and cover up all the bruises or to even fake happiness for a ten minute phone call.

• the final straw came when junsu, having waaaay too many drinks beforehand, got so upset after his fiancé had laid a hand on him once again that he took off in one of their most expensive cars and totaled it.

• needless to say, the engagement was called off after that night. however, things only seemed to get worse for him.

• while he was in the hospital recovering, his ex had told his parents a big fabricated story about junsu being a raging alcoholic, that that was the cause of all their fights, and the reason their relationship had fallen apart.

• his parents, angry with his behavior and that they’d lost their business venture with his ex decided to cut him off completely. 

 • to make matters worse, he was forced to pay for all the damages caused in the car accident, his hospital bills, and anything else his ex had decided was an inconvenience.

•  junsu was in serious debt by the time he arrived in las vegas. he was so desperate to get away from his old life that he took whatever under the table jobs he could find, sometimes even resorting to prostitution. still, there were several nights he was stuck sleeping out on the streets or in abandoned motels.

• through doing several illegal jobs and a couple lucky rounds of blackjack, junsu was able to scrounge up enough cash to afford a room at el patio inn.

• currently, he’s working as a host boyfriend or basically a boyfriend for hire. he dresses nice, goes on “dates” with his customers, tells them exactly what they want to hear, or sometimes just keeps people company or gets them out of sticky situations. basically like a lower budget escort. it’s fucked up but it’s also a bit of a coping mechanism for him, and it’s a business that he’s trying to get to take off in vegas.

 • while living here he’s also started to go by the name skyler, out of fear of his ex finding him and to give him and his clients a bit of a fantasy and detachment from his real self. only those closest to him would know that his name is junsu, most know him by skye.

 • junsu is often miserable that this is the way his life turned out. but in true capricorn fashion, he keeps it all bottled up inside.

 • instead, he focuses all his attention on his outwards appearance, to make it seem like he has it all together while on the inside he’s screaming.

• always one of the best dressed. this is why he’s known as the barbie doll. also king of buying expensive things that he can’t afford and returning them two days later. 

 • his past experiences have made him believe that everyone and everything is out to get him. he’s very paranoid, and will fight you if you look at him the wrong way. how do i say, he is terrified of people yet surrounds himself with them because he is also terrified of being alone at the same time. he’s very complex. 

 • has a soft spot for people he can tell have been done wrong or are victims of domestic violence, though. yes, he will comfort the person left crying after a nasty fight and even offer to let them stay at his place if it’s that bad.

• doesn’t really drink or party much despite living here. he either ends up crying for three hours straight or gets absolutely crazy when he’s drunk there’s no in between. (what a mood) usually, he ends up being the mom friend to total strangers who are so drunk they’re a danger to themselves.

• he’s got a very hardened exterior, but deep down he is actually afraid of everything. doesn’t always come off as the nicest person, but he’s working on it. honestly is a whole ass trainwreck but his bag is fendi so who cares? 

spare plots? 🥺👐

• distant relatives/cousins

• someone who knew him or his ex before he came here, just knows how much of a trashbag his ex is and what he went through

• neighbors (will fight you if you tell ppl that’s where he lives though)

• clients (for his bf for hire business lmao)

 • ex-clients (ppl he slept with when he was prostituting, ugh give me all the awkward scenarios!)

• the tea (somebody who knows his secret, could just know it or could be blackmailing him, etc.) 

• mom friend (either acquaintances or just complete strangers he’s helped take care of when they were completely shit faced)

 • someone who keeps stealing  or has stolen his clothes and other fancy things from him before lmao

• beef ( maybe someone whose ass he kicked during a game of poker or smth. round 2?) 

• friends. he has none. he needs these. desperately.

[is-this-life-or-fantasy]

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1. Who was the last person you held hands with?~Becca2. Are you outgoing or shy?~Depends on the situation, if I’m with friends I’m much much more outgoing. In general it depends on my mood and type of situation, but it’s probably 50/503. Who are you looking forward to seeing?~Olu! It’s been so long and he’s so good4. Are you easy to get along with?~I don’t really know. I think I can be pretty easy to get along with, but if we differ on something important to me or I have something against you I’m a huge bitch5. If you were drunk would the person you like take care of you?~If she wasn’t also very drunk then probalby6. What kind of people are you attracted to?~Sarcastic assholes7. Do you think you’ll be in a relationship two months from now?~Maybe/I suppose8. Who from the opposite gender is on your mind?~(This kinds implies there are two genders that are opposites and that’s not the case but I’ll pretend this says what guy) Zach actually because I forgot to venmo him9. Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable?~Nope10. Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with?~I genuinely can’t remember11. What does the most recent text that you sent say?~”Yay!! I’m reading your blog now actually”12. What are your 5 favorite songs right now?~1. “Hall of Mirrors” - The Distillers~2. “Dancing in the Moonlight” - King Harvest~3. “Within You Without You” - The Beatles~4. “I Think You Nose Is Bleeding” - The Front Bottoms~5. “Trampoline” - The Front Bottoms13. Do you like it when people play with your hair?~Usually only someone I’m interested in14. Do you believe in luck and miracles?~Fuck yes I do15. What good thing happened this summer?~I went to Virginia Beach on vacation with my friends16. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?~yeah17. Do you think there is life on other planets?~Yup18. Do you still talk to your first crush?~Oh hell no19. Do you like bubble baths?~I used to, haven’t taken one in a very long time20. Do you like your neighbors?~Nope21. What are you bad habits?~Oh we don’t have time for all of them, but: biting my fingernails, procrastination, isolation, drinking, smoking, in general bad coping mechanisms, etc.22. Where would you like to travel?~Europe!23. Do you have trust issues?~Oh hell yes24. Favorite part of your daily routine?~Laying down at night to go to sleep25. What part of your body are you most uncomfortable with?~My thighs26. What do you do when you wake up?~Think about how much more sleep I can get without being late27. Do you wish your skin was lighter or darker?~A little darker because this bitch can’t tan28. Who are you most comfortable around?~My close friends29. Have any of your ex’s told you they regret breaking up?~Ex’s? You assume more than one fool has made this mistake30. Do you ever want to get married?~Yea one day31. If your hair long enough for a pony tail?~A little one but it’s sad32. Which celebrities would you have a threesome with?~Robert Downy Jr. and Halsey33. Spell your name with your chin.~ cy45isina (yikes)34. Do you play sports? What sports?~No I can’t sport35. Would you rather live without TV or music?~Omg that’s the nightmare scenario. I guess music36. Have you ever liked someone and never told them?~Oh that’s practically my life motto37. What do you say during awkward silences?~I usually make a weird noise or something stupid to break the ice (like doing my Ben routine) or say something random38. Describe your dream girl/guy?~amazing hair, smart, funny, sarcastic asshole, ambitious, dedicated, responsible, reliable39. What are your favorite stores to shop in?~Hot Topic and Target40. What do you want to do after high school?~I mean I’m already doing it, college41. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?~Not everyone, but most people42. If your being extremely quiet what does it mean?~Usually that I’m upset43. Do you smile at strangers?~Depending on my mood, yes44. Trip to outer space or bottom of the ocean?~Bottoms of the ocean45. What makes you get out of bed in the morning?~Usually the fact that this bitch needs money, or my anxiety46. What are you paranoid about?~Oh everything, it’s mostly stuff related to my anxiety and insecurities47. Have you ever been high?~Yup48. Have you ever been drunk?~Yup49. Have you done anything recently that you hope nobody finds out about?~I don’t think so50. What was the colour of the last hoodie you wore?~Black and gray (because this bitch wears two hoodies at the same time)51. Ever wished you were someone else?~When I was younger probably52. One thing you wish you could change about yourself?~My mental health status53. Favourite makeup brand?~Um what (this bitch don’t use makeup)54. Favourite store?~Hot Topic55. Favourite blog?~Actual blog: Eileen’s~Tumblr blog: So many but either slime-tony or color-me-erika56. Favourite colour?~Blue57. Favourite food? ~My mom’s mashed potatos58. Last thing you ate?~McDonald’s fries and nugs59. First thing you ate this morning?~Nothing lol, for lunch I had bonchon chicken and fries60. Ever won a competition? For what?~I mean I was valedictorian if that counts? So I guess I won for being able to take test and bullshit assignments 61. Been suspended/expelled? For what?~Nope62. Been arrested? For what?~Nope63. Ever been in love? ~Yup64. Tell us the story of your first kiss?~Oh boy. I was in like preschool I think, maybe kindergarden, and me and this boy didn’t know what kissing was other than that adults did it and we were like yea sure this is normal so we kissed sometimes like under tables and shit and looking back super weird thing to do. I don’t remember the first kiss, but it was something like that. My first kiss as not a small small child was Alex I think and boy was that a mistake65. Are you hungry right now?~Nah66. Do you like your tumblr friends more than your real friends?~(Tumblr friends are real friends) I don’t have friends specific to tumblr I think67. Facebook or Twitter?~Facebook68. Twitter or Tumblr?~Tumblr69. Are you watching tv right now?~Yup, FRIENDS70. Names of your bestfriends? ~I’d call them my closest friends, in no particular order: Eileen, Joe, Erika, Zach, Kim, Alex, Becca, Mars, Tiffany, Sloane, (I want to put Lex on this list too but we don’t talk as much so I don’t know if she sees me as one of her closest friends but I adore her)71. Craving something? What?~Not that I can think of72. What colour are your towels?~Blue, Green, and White72. How many pillows do you sleep with?~Usually 3 (Because they be flat boys)73. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?~Yup!74. How many stuffed animals do you think you have?~I got rid of most of them when I was younger (I have no idea why I did that I was a total idiot) but anyway no clue because my life is a mess75. Favourite animal?~Honey Badger76. What colour is your underwear?~You assume I’m wearing underwear77. Chocolate or Vanilla?~Ice Cream: Vanilla~Milkshake: Chocolate78. Favourite ice cream flavour?~Banan-a-Peel'n79. What colour shirt are you wearing?~Again you assume I have clothes on80. What colour pants?~See answer above81. Favourite tv show?~SOAP82. Favourite movie?~Noises Off83. Mean Girls or Mean Girls 2?~Mean Girls84. Mean Girls or 21 Jump Street?~Mean Girls85. Favourite character from Mean Girls?~Damien86. Favourite character from Finding Nemo?~Dory87. First person you talked to today?~My mom88. Last person you talked to today?~Eileen89. Name a person you hate?~Anna90. Name a person you love?~Tiffany91. Is there anyone you want to punch in the face right now?~Oh so many people92. In a fight with someone?~I don’t think so93. How many sweatpants do you have?~Like 4?94. How many sweaters/hoodies do you have?~5 hoodies? 4 sweatshirts?95. Last movie you watched?~Descendents 296. Favourite actress?~Betty White97. Favourite actor?~Jason Bateman98. Do you tan a lot?~Not at all99. Have any pets?~Sadly no100. How are you feeling?~Not great but I’m still here101. Do you type fast?~Not really?102. Do you regret anything from your past?~I regret a bunch of stupid things103. Can you spell well?~Not at al104. Do you miss anyone from your past?~Yea, sometimes105. Ever been to a bonfire party?~I was at a bonfire but I wouldn’t call it a party106. Ever broken someone’s heart?~Not to my knowledge107. Have you ever been on a horse?~Yes108. What should you be doing?~One of the many many things on the spring break to do list109. Is something irritating you right now?~Oh many things110. Have you ever liked someone so much it hurt?~Oh yea111. Do you have trust issues?~I think this was already asked, but yes112. Who was the last person you cried in front of?~I can’t even remember, but I think Mars, Jake, and Arianne when I was high113. What was your childhood nickname?~Tina114. Have you ever been out of your province/state?~Yup115. Do you play the Wii?~I used to116. Are you listening to music right now?~Nope117. Do you like chicken noodle soup?~Yup118. Do you like Chinese food?~Fuck yes119. Favourite book?~This is a book by: Demetri Martin120. Are you afraid of the dark?~Yea121. Are you mean?~I can be122. Is cheating ever okay?~No, never123. Can you keep white shoes clean?~Nope124. Do you believe in love at first sight?~Yes I’m certain that it happens all the time125. Do you believe in true love?~Yea126. Are you currently bored?~A little127. What makes you happy?~being with my friends128. Would you change your name?~Maybe129. What your zodiac sign?~Gemini130. Do you like subway?~Occasionally (I like the way it smells more than I like the food)131. Your bestfriend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?~Tell them I’m sorry but I don’t feel the same way132. Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with?~Again with the repeat questions133. Favourite lyrics right now?~”It’s fine, I’m fine, It’s fine”134. Can you count to one million?~I mean I suppose but at what cost135. Dumbest lie you ever told?~”I’m fine”136. Do you sleep with your doors open or closed?~Always closed137. How tall are you?~5′5138. Curly or Straight hair?~Straight139. Brunette or Blonde?~Brunette140. Summer or Winter?~Summer141. Night or Day?~Night142. Favourite month?~May or December143. Are you a vegetarian?~Hell no I couldn’t144. Dark, milk or white chocolate?~Milk choclate145. Tea or Coffee?~Coffee146. Was today a good day?~Not really, but it was ok147. Mars or Snickers?~Neither148. What’s your favourite quote?~”It’s gonna take a long time…and then it’s perfect”149. Do you believe in ghosts?~Fuck yea150. Get the closest book next to you, open it to page 42, what’s the first line on that page?~”I’m currently in the thick of the most confusing and terrifying time of my life” BIG MOOD

[gwynne-fics]

wei50-blog replied to your post “Becoming Royals the general’s plea and a fool’s promise Rachel bowed...”

General Lee seems like a good guy. The way he phrases his plea speaks so much more than the actual words that are said. <3 Along with what Bo-Na has said about what the General has done, we can see how much he loves his child! Looks like he made a good decision in coming to Rachel and Young-do. Glad for the solution to the Chan-Young issue so far, but complications can always arise!

*waggles eyebrows suggestively*

More details of coup! Why did Chan-Young not defect with his father? Was it hard for him to maintain his cover, enlist, and pretend to learn things he already knows, because he would have grown up already being trained? How is he able to remain unknown if some of the troops who knew him, remaining from the coup, were also at the palace? Does he intend to forget his birth name and live out his life under his new identity? (don’t think Gwynne will allowed him to!)

General Lee put him in a different part of the army. There are probably soldiers who know who Chan-Young is, but they respect him and his decision to remain, so much that they would never out him. Not when he has the favor of the General.

And there is a lot more in store for Chan-Young and Bo-Na >.>

YD’s reaction calm considering he just finds out the son of the betrayer JH was there. Because of his great trust in the General, also BN loves him, and now he knows CY returns her feelings, not undermining R, these all play a part in tempering his reaction? YD can afford to be magnanimous in allowing less than expected formality. R does not have the power that YD has, so she does need to be more careful in maintaining proper respect towards her as the future queen.

Young-Do was super calm because that’s what I wanted him to be for this scene. I wanted it to be about how much General Lee loves his child, respects Bo-Na’s choices, and how Young-Do is emulating the kind of ruler he wants to be. Sort of a hint of the kind of king he will be when receiving incredibly shocking news >.>

YD looked torn because he knows and realizes the truth of all of that MS eventually comes out and says? :( And his promise is put to the test, as we knew it would be. R brought to tears, because the reality hitting home of how tenuous the promise could be? :( A little surprised it is MS who is pushing it first. Guess it is better, because YD can’t avoid facing this issue and now has time to think through how to get around it, before the king comes to force it.

Young-Do is torn because it his brother and his future wife in danger from the king and he’s always trying to protect the people he loves. His promise will continually be put to the test. The nice thing though, is that Rachel is on his side, and she wants to find ways for him to be able to keep it.

Rachel is crying because she’s not used to the causal violence in the palace. It didn’t exist in her home and it is scary the shit out of her because she doesn’t know how to handle it, so she just cries.

One of the coping mechanisms of people who are both in an abusive situation is for one to warn the other. Myung-Soo is trying to warn Young-do so he doesn’t get hurt in the future. In his mind, it is better if it comes from him, because he is not wielding the lash, so to speak. Myung-Soo is a safe source for this warning and he’s done this in the past for Young-Do--he’s the one who got the King off of Young-Do’s back about his relationships with Hyo-Shin and Hyun-Joo. By getting Young-Do into the pavilion, he proves that Young-Do isn’t gay and is capable of seeing women as only for pleasure.

Young-Do knows this and can’t just dismiss what Myung-Soo is saying out of hand, even though he kind of does ^^;;

Yay, Young-Do drawing a line in the sand! It is going to be a line that is hard to keep, especially once the king decides it is expedient to use Young-Do again. How is Young-Do going to keep his promise, and also bring the kims back and deal with khitan? I’m sure both know the king could decide a threat from another quarter is more pressing and put Rachel aside for someone else. Although the time was shortened, a lot can happen in 5 weeks!

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Rachel already making own decision and not doing what she knows her mother would want her to do by not telling Esther she found Chan-Young. With the reason being she does not want his blood on her hands, Rachel is aligning herself with people in the palace versus her mother. Will be interesting to see how far from her mother Rachel will go. More interesting will be Esther���s reaction when she finds out!

In Rachel’s mind, she’s still doing what her mother would want--make choices based on the extra information she now has. Chan-Young has done nothing wrong. He didn’t ally with his father and is the man her friend loves. Rachel will protect that. Rachel is still working for the people’s best interest. She just believes that Young-Do is that best interest. But...

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Rachel has already decided to let Young-Do know about the spy activities, but wants to wait one year to make sure? Bc right now, the info is kept away from the king and used by others in power to try to better the situation. Need to wait a year to make sure Young-Do can be trusted with the info? Too bad this invisible wall of knowledge is already there between Young-Do and Rachel, along with Esther’s command.

The reason she’s decided to wait is out of respect for the queens. They’ve built this amazing network under the king’s nose and to just give it to Young-Do without him proving himself would be a slap in the face to these amazing women.

The next chapter is from Young-Do’s point of view and >.>

This decision about Chan-Young is their first ‘official’ though off the record act together as a royal couple! Wow so much to deal with in just two days! For Rachel, the bliss of being with Young-Do tempered with the overwhelming politics that is the palace. :( Awww more cute moments for our couple! <3 They really need these alone times with all the pressures that surround them! Yes, Rachel, please sneak into Young-Do’s rooms often, and every night too! :D

Didn’t they do such a good job? >.>

[marianneforbes]

A response to “36 things wrong with American women”.

Up until now I have spent most of my time bashing feminists and SJW, so I figured I would balance it out a little bit with some bashing of stupid men. For those of you who don’t know who Roosh V is, he is a YouTube creator and pick-up artist who, despite trying his best, can’t seem to grab the attention of beautiful women. This has led him to become quite bitter. He is the creator of the site ‘Return of Kings’, where he has gained quite a following from other likeminded men. He also has had to deal with his fare shae of problems, tlike being denied big muscled white men in movies, and instead female leads (Mad Max Fury Road and Star Wars Episode VII).

 Original video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCm8C21pXdQ

Number 1: They’re fat. Fat girls are simply unattractive, so why should you waste time dating a fat chick?

Some men do find chubby girls attractive. It’s true that fat people are generally not considered that attractive, and for good reasons too. However, women are not the only fat ones. Last time I checked, men can be obese too.

Number 2: They’re constantly glued to their smart phones. These girls are addicted to an electronic device and are less capable of human interaction.

Well, surfing on the internet on your phone while you’re sitting on a bus or train is a way to kill the time, especially if you’re alone. Are you telling me that American men are not?

Number 3: They cut their hair short. They are so lazy to maintain long hair that they make themselves ugly on purpose.

Long hair can be quite difficult to maintain, and cost a lot of money. Also, some women simply do look better in short hair. If your head size is on the thin side, a short haircut will give your face a lift and make it look rounder. Also, what is a short haircut to you? Does shoulder’s length long hair count as short or does it qualify as long?

Number 4: They are more impressed with the crappy DJ or instagram celebrity than a doctor who saves lives.

Actually, most women want financial security, so the doctor has a bigger chance of scoring when it comes to long lasting relationships. Maybe the DJ has better chances of scoring a one-night stand.

Number 5: They think being overly sarcastic is a quality that men love. Wrong. Sarcasm is rude and doesn’t show that you have a good sense of humor.

I agree that being overly sarcastic is not a good trait, though the same goes for men! However, sometimes it can be a good coping mechanism for when you’re really down, and that is fine.

Number 6: They listen to stupid websites when it comes to pleasing men.

Yes, but it’s more for fun. We look at them and then have a good laugh with our friends over how stupid those sites are. Mostly we listen to friends and family members when we want to be serious.  

Number 7: They don’t know how to cook. Their idea of cooking is using the microwave or preparing macaroni & cheese, and some women don’t even know how to do that.

Cooking takes time, and the majority of people don’t have the time to spend all day long preparing a delicious gourmet dinner.

Number 8: They wear flip flops when they’re not on the beach, or not at the pool, or not in their house. Flip flops are the laziest footwear that you could put on, and it screams to the world that you simply don’t care.

And what obligation do women have to care what other people think about them? No, I would never wear flip flops outside of the beach/pool, but that doesn’t mean I’m going to tell others what they shouldn’t wear. To each his own.

Number 9: They have condoms in their dresser, because they are fully prepared to sleep with random men. A man only wants a girl to be a slut for himself not the entire town.

Let me tell you something you probably didn’t know: Women can get pregnant from sex.  

Number 10: They idolize drug addicted celebrities aiming to mimic their braindead behavior. The role models for today’s girl is Kim Kardashian, not a woman who have achieved things in life.

What women would you like them to worship? Kim Kardashian, for all the shit she gets, has achieved things in life. She is the owner of her own company and has designed her own brand. 

Number 11: They acquire pets instead of putting in to work to woo a quality man. When a woman gives up in life she buys a dog. This is sad.

Not all women get a dog when they give up on life. Some women get a cat.

But in all seriousness, pets have proven to reduce stress and are great therapy. Why shouldn’t a woman be allowed to have a pet? If all men were like you (thankfully they aren’t), can you really blame them for preferring a pet to a man?

Number 12: They don’t know how to be sexy and feminine, only trashy and slutty. Modern day women have no idea how to be a lady on the streets.

What on earth are you talking about? Not all women wants to be feminine. Some of them want to be more masculine. And how are they acting trashy and slutty?

Number 13: They have standards that are way beyond their attractiveness. Even an average girl thinks that she should land her prince charming.

As much as I hate to say this, I do agree with this. However, it should be noted that men do this as well, so it’s a two way street (you seem to be one of those men).

Number 14: They think that having a good job means that they are a quality girl and a good catch. News flash, guys don’t care about your stupid office job.

So let me get this straight: Women should care about your fancy doctor-education, but men don’t have to care about ours’?

Number 15: They wear pajamas in public. This is retarded.

Do they, or are you just talking about them wearing jump suits when they go for a quick errand to the store?

Number 16: They enjoy books like Twilight, Fifty Shades of Grey and The Secret. They are addicted to braindead entertainment that makes them dumber.

Those books are easy to read and doesn’t require much thinking. They serve one purpose and one purpose only: fulfilling the desire and sexual fantasies of women.

Are you telling me men don’t enjoy “braindead” entertainment just for the sake of entertainment?

Number 17: Their idea of traveling is going to a beach or France. They have no idea how to use travel to learn about other cultures.

You’re only half right. Women do enjoy culture, and mostly when they travel they do both.

Also, what is wrong with France? France has a rich history, beautiful culture and good food. Paris is one of the most beautiful cities in the world. I make a trip there every second year.

Number 18: They have too many trashy tattoos. Too many American women these days look like prison convicts.

Believe it or not, they are allowed to have those tattoos. Some men find it attractive, while others don’t. I doubt most men care, though.

Number 19: They are proud to be dating many men at the same time, as if they were men themselves. These days women have no shame in hiding the facts that they are sluts.

If both parties are comfortable with it, who are you or I to judge?

Number 20: They do and say things in bed even the first time that you have sex with them, as if they were an immature porn actress. You know that they are doing that to every other guy as well?

Then stop being a pussy and tell them that it doesn’t turn you on!

Number 21: They cock block their own girlfriends when they are jealous. They can’t have it that their friends meet someone while they don’t.

Yes, there are some women who do this, and it’s shitty and annoying as fuck. I can give you this one. Luckily none of the women I know are like this.

Number 22: They make lame excuses for not putting effort into their appearances. It’s seems like a raise to the bottom for every girl to look as homely as possible.

Women have no obligation to anyone to put effort into appearance, especially not for you. 

Number 24: They always lie the first time you get them in bed by saying “I’ve never done this before”. You know that’s a lie, but they continue saying that for every guy they sleep with.

Considering how you only a few posts ago said that you only want them to be a slut for you, are you really that surprised?

By the way, where is point number 23?

Number 25: They confuse being a challenge by being whiny and annoying. They have no idea how stupid they look when they give men a hard time for spending time with them.

I’m guessing you are talking about all those women rejecting you when you walk up to them and expect them to just fall into your arms. They are not obligated to spend time with you, and the one looking like a fool is you, not them!

Number 26: They watch way too much TV, letting it influence their personalities. When you go on a date with an American girl, you are really dating a combination of characters she has seen on television.

Huh? This doesn’t make any sense at all.

Number 27: On their way home from their comfortable office job, they take off their work shoes and put on dirty sneakers. They have no idea how much of a slob the look when they do this.

WHAT? Maybe they change their shoes because they don’t want to ruin their good shoes, and because it’s more comfortable walking home in sneakers as well as easier to run in in case someone jumped on them.

Number 28: They age their skin prematurely to fake tans. Maybe they’ll look like this week or next month, but in a few years’ time they are going to look like a razor.

Considering how you have in many of your points been calling them “girls” instead of “women”, indicating that you don’t view them as adults, can you blame them?

Number 29: They insist on eating pizza or other fattening food after a night of binge drinking. And then they wonder why they are so fat.

Because greasy food clears up the head, and balances out the amount of alcohol. Greasy food is a great and tasty cure for hangover.

Number 30: They are obsessed with cupcakes. An American woman gets satisfaction from eating tiny baked goods.

Cupcakes are delicious. Enough said.

Number 31: They care more about maintaining a career than a good home or family. She has made money the most important part of her life, more than having kids or a good husband.

Unless the husband is the CEO of a large company, it is almost a requirment for the woman to work so the family can survive and for the kids to have a bright future. Besides, raising a family takes time and dedication, and if you don’t feel up to the task then you are doing the responsible thing to not start a family. The world is over-populated anyway, we don’t need more brats to ruin it. One final thing before we move on, you are not a good man so I doubt you’d be a good husband. If a woman wants kids and a good husband, you’re not the man she would go for.

Number 32: They rarely wear high heels, one of the most feminine behaviors that a woman can do.

Have you ever worn high heels? Because if you did, you would know that they are extremely uncomfortable, and bad for your back and posture. Why should a woman put your pleasure above her health? Neither is it a requirement for a woman to be feminine.  

Now, I wear high heels on a regular basis because I am quite short, but I don’t blame women who don’t want to wear it. It takes time getting used to.

Number 33: They think dining out and eating food slathered with butter and salt makes them cultured, and they call themselves a foodie while they do it. It just makes them fat instead.

Ditch the woman if she’s so stupid, or just tell her that it doesn’ make her cultural.

Number 34: They don’t speak any foreign languages. They think that America is at the center of the universe.

Olen huomannut että suuri osa Amerikkalaisista uskovat näin, ei vain naisia. Ovat varmasti Amerikkalaiset, jotka tietävät että maailmassa on muita maita, mutta se on stereotyyppi, että eniten heistä eivät tiedä tavallisesta geografiasta.

Eller hur? I Hetalia så bestod ju Amerikas världskarta av bara Amerika.

If a woman speaks more than two languages, English is most likely the foreign language she speaks, while the language that’s foreign to you is her mother tongue.

Number 35: Their intellectual curiosity doesn’t go beyond the pages of Gocker or Buzzfeed. To get them to actually learn about the truths of the world is impossible:

I think most women understand that those sites are garbage. It’s just fun to look at them and poke fun of them.

Number 36: They go on and on about the stupidest personal drama and nonsense, thinking that the day to day things that they come across are critically important to anyone else.

What are they supposed to talk about? The presidential election? I don’t know if you are aware of that, but that subject is a downer? As is the situation in the Middle East. Important stuff as both of those subjects are, you can’t expect a person to only focus on it.