#i love Marat so much he's so cute

[jel-randombooth]

I lovr him so much

[georgesdamnton]

Anon asked:

Forgive me for this since I'm not so well versed on the French Revolution and I don't know of any other places to ask. According to some Robespierrists on 4chan, Robespierre never had any love affairs, nor did he have any interest in sex, money, food, art, nature, or anything but politics, and he was only 5'0. What I've just stated is used by 4chan Robespierrists to claim that Robespierre was very cute and pure, [redacted offensive ignorance or joke maybe.. idk i’m just not posting this bit]. Is this true?

Bro don’t.. bro don’t go on 4chan… for anything.. what are you…. why would you.. I mean… ugh. 4chan? really? ugh... don’t do that.

If thou aren’t well-versed sir/madam/citoyen/comrade then thou might not know that I’m the last person to ask anything about anything because I take nothing seriously and I’m Stupid.

Ok anyway let’s get into like.. every aspect of Max (or Robespierre if you wanna go by formalities whiCH I DON’T):

First of all, I don’t know how to tell you this, actually I do and I’m just gonna tell you, Max and Louis Antoine Léon de Saint-Just fucked. Likely more than once. Here’s a hot-take: literally every queer dude in history gets assigned the “he died a virgin” narrative and now it’s the 21st century we have a duty to look at the massive amount of evidence and go “sorry dude Max said gay rights” and then reject the flimsy cover story that’s been passed around. At least Max got the side story of “a man friends with a woman? that’s impossible, clearly they were a thing” most historical queers aren’t as fortunate and only get the “bitch died alone. F” But he wasn’t outwardly sexual like that fine piece of ass Georges Jacques Danton if that’s what you mean

As for money, he was a bourgeois lawyer so like. Yknow. Plus a bitch dressed Fine and that shit ain’t free. Just ask Marat, in his tatty-ass overcoats and baggy-ass trousers. Can’t spell middle-class without mild.. ass… yeah I don’t know where I was going with that moving on

Food.. I mean… He’s gotta eat or he’ll die because that’s how humans work and all. I mean I don’t know if. I mean maybe he didn’t eat food. Maybe he was some New Human who didn’t need silly things like food. Who knows. Who can prove it. Maybe he was actually a tree that someone put a coat on as a joke and then one thing led to another and he’s in charge of the french government. Who knows.

Who the fuck has interest in art. Arts stupid. I don’t care about art and neither should you.

Nature: Camille Desmoulins took a leaf and held it above his head with as much revolutionary fervour as he could muster and, to the people who had gathered around him, he cried: “fuck it. this leaf is what I’m about now. fuckin leaf revolution. that’s what this is. fuck yeah.” and Max lived the rest of his life wishing he’d been so bold. And that’s my answer to that. Hope it helps.

Having no interest in anything but politics isn’t remotely true. I have no interest in anything but politics, but Max was a pretty well-rounded dude. I mean the guy had a life and a personality and a family and friends and hobbies and things he liked. His notorious quirks are that he loved pigeons and oranges (wait guys... consider........ orange pigeons....) Lotta memes about those. And he wrote a poem about loving fruit tarts so much that the poem could go in the point about interest in sex because it is Something Else. And his poem about loving fruit tarts is key in getting to know him because what better signifies what a fucking loser this dude was than a poem about loving fruit tarts. I mean look anywhere except 4chan and you’ll find all sorts of fun stuff about him. Maybe start with interactions with the other revolutionaries? His friends at the Cordeliers Club always have fun stories.. And his siblings are sweet. I can link you up with some fun anecdotes if you want, so hmu

He was 5'1" so not far off. Do note that the the average height for a man in France at the time was 5'3" and therefore he was considered Not An Especially Short Fellow. Which is why Danton, who was only 6'0", was considered “the largest giantest biggest man in the whole universe what the fuck how is he so tall aaaaah” by most contemporary sources.

YEAH DAMN RIGHT MY BOI IS VERY CUTE AND PURE!! LOOK AT HIS FACE:

That’s the face of a man trying his best. In a flower crown. Which I edited onto him for a shitpost. And have saved in a more easily accessible folder than the original. But I think it drives the point home. So yeah.

[ourcollectivefantasy]

Alright. I know I already did it once and I shouldn't impose again but I'm super curious... ✵ for Lysonde

Their first impression of your muse:

The first time he saw her was on stage at the Tarts and they immediately captivated his attention. Truly, he was star struck! Her and Cal were his favourite performers from the very first show he saw them in. 

The first time he spoke to them was also after a Tarts show. He was walking out as they were walking back in and they stopped to talk to him. He almost looked over his shoulder to make sure they weren’t talking to someone else! He couldn’t believe they’d even register him. Again, mega-star struck! He thought Lysonde seemed very kind, sweet, and gracious. Very giving of her time with fans and very down to earth. She didn’t make him feel bad about being excited to meet them. He noticed her freckles right away, as its not common amongst Elves, and also how short she was. He thought she was pretty and liked her darker skin.

Current impression:

He still thinks a lot of those things are true! The only thing that’s changed much is he doesn’t think she’s as sweet anymore. He knows better now ;) She’s not as innocent as she looks and she’s got some kink to her, which he really likes when it comes out. She’s pretty private about it though and after her and Calanus got hitched they’ve (at least to Iloam’s knowledge) really toned things down back to vanilla. 

Iloam also knows she’s smarter than he originally thought. She’s nice to talk to and makes a good friend to pop by for tea on a rainy afternoon in Silvermoon. She’s always got an open chair in her kitchen and she’s fun to catch up with. 

He’s also far, far more keenly aware of her anxieties and neuroses now that they are closer. He knows she’s not a fan of big crowds and can only take them so long. She’s less inclined to go to parties unless Calanus or a close friend is there to latch on to. And she’s incredibly nerve-jangly after performances and needs a lot of coddling and ego-stroking to not fall into mental pitfalls. 

Iloam loves her giggle and making her smile and laugh. He thinks she’s the most fun when she’s relaxed and comfortable with her surroundings and her company. He does think she hides or dampens herself quite a bit for Cal though, and its become more and more pronounced as they got married and the years have gone on. He suspects she’d be a bit of a wild cat if she were on her own.

Are they attracted to your muse?:

Definitely! It was Lysonde that Iloam originally started fooling around with. Had things gone differently on a certain night in Marat, Cal likely would have tried to kill him! XD Iloam hasn’t forgotten that. He’s got strong feelings for Cal, sure... but its Lysonde that knows how to turn him on. He also thinks she’s got the mind for kink and he knows they could do some damage together if they were allowed to play solo.

Something they find frightening about your muse:

Nothing.

Something they find adorable about your muse:

Her giggle and how cozy she decorated their house in Silvermoon. Its got a nice ‘woman’s touch’ that strikes Iloam as very cute.

Would my muse sacrifice themselves for yours?:

Unlikely at this time.

Would my muse go on a date with yours? platonic/romantic:

Yes! They keep it to double dates to play it safe, but Iloam wouldn’t mind platonic dates with just Lys if Cal was okay with it. (He doubts he would be though)

One word my muse would use to describe yours:

Talented.

Would my muse slap yours if they could?:

No. That would just invite a world of headaches.

Would my muse hug/kiss yours?:

They are very huggy. There are a very select few Iloam breaks his dislike of hugging for. Lysonde is guaranteed a spot super-glued in his arms after a performance; barring any emergencies that pull his attention elsewhere. That last part he thought they had an understanding about, but it brewed up some trouble recently that they’re trying to sort out.

thanks @lysonde

[not-fitz]

Dating Ezra HC's (that nobody asked for)

Edit: Someone did ask ironically, sorry it took so long <333

Edit2: This took way too long I'm sorry

-Meeting at Vidcon and he gets so flustered talking to you that he mumbles everything really quickly under his breath.

-You spend the convention hanging out and at the end you give him your number and kiss him on the cheek and he blushes really hard and grins.

-After months of just texting back and forth (mostly him) you decide to meet up in person for his birthday as a surprise.

-You travel to his state and when he opens his door he's in so much shock that he kisses you accidentally and panics while apologising but you pull him back for another.

-Simple dates in the Cafe while talking to each other.

-Shouting old rock band songs at 2am

-Getting high and walking through the streets pointing stuff out to each other.

-Listening to him do the scp and laughing when he shouts at Marat and Carson.

-Watching old movies over and over again (Princess Bride is his favourite)

-Competing each other in video games and it getting really heated and ends with making out.

-Tying his hair back into a man bun so he can finally see something

-Skyping him every moment that you can and spending hours talking to each other

-He often reads out the jokes he wrote, just to impress you and to make you laugh (it does)

-Whenever you cant sleep you read, Ezra knows this so he takes the book, finds where you were and begins to read it to you until you fall asleep.

-You complimenting him and he becomes a blushing mess.

-Drinking so much tea that it could rival England

-Cuddling with him on cold nights

-Making flower crowns bc "It'll be fun Ezra! You'll look so cute!"

-Ezra introducing you to Marat and Carson and they flirt with you comedically and Ezra gets really protective.

-He loves to kiss you on the forehead

-When he's attending a convention you also fly out to surprise him.

-Watching him play video games and messing with his hair

-Giving him Raccoon esque presents (he now has multiple raccoon plushies)

-Singing songs to him whenever he is panicking about something, to calm him down.

-Helping him record his irl skits and trying not to laugh when he cracks eggs over his head

-As a joke that you and Carson have, you sit in the background of the podcasts eating chips and Ezra shouts at Carson but he can never be mad at you (He's too nice to tell you that his mic doesn't pick up the sound)

-Wearing his Raccoon mask around the house and hearing him dying of laughter when you walk past a room.

-Having a fan ask if Ezra was single and filming a skit where he is standing there with his mask on and you walk up beside him with another mask on and kiss him on the cheek and he just shakes his head (I thought this was funny idk why)

-Him saying "I love you" for the first time and him burying his head in a pillow to hide his red face while you laugh and say "I love you too Ezra"

-Making puns to make him smile

-Sitting in the background of his commentaries silently scrolling through your phone and just listening to his voice.

-He loves you more than anything in the world

[devizakura]

THANK YOU SO MUCH I SAW HIM AS A GIF ONCE BUT COULDN'T FIND MUCH ON HIS WIKI PAGE.

He is very much deserving of joining my crew of favorite Skimbles alongside Jeremy Davis and Marat Abdrakhimov. And I find it SO HARD to find a Skimble I like because most of the time the makeup is so strong he looks lowkey scary (Marat is kinda guilty of this but he's also very funny especially in Growltiger's Last Stand so I'm willing to let it slide) or the actor is just TOO pretty - Aaron Albano is for example very cute, but cuteness is not exactly the type of pretty I'm looking for in a Skimble. Looks too young for me (now THAT is a guy with babyface).

And while I love Jeremy the most as an... alternative Skimble, so to speak - him being a bit chunkier and softer-looking than Skimbles usually are, Paul might be just the person I'd envision as "canon Skimble". Could pass as a middle-aged - albeit very put together - man, the makeup is not too overbearing... He even reminds me of the concept sketches so much. 10/10 best Skimble there could be.

@devizakura said: I legit need more of this Skimble, he looks great 😭

Did I hear someone say Paul Knights as Skimbleshanks?

[meanwhileinoz]

Fat Cat Art: I Insert My Ginger Cat Into Famous Paintings

I met this extremely talented cat when I adopted him after my mother passed away. It was actually Zarathustra who saved me from the subsequent depression. My mom loved the cat so much, and I think that is why he developed such a sensitive personality. He decided himself to become a model and performance artist. He adores posing for photos. He makes such coquettish poses and clever faces as if to say: “Paint me like these French girls…” So I do.

I am an artist by profession, and Zarathustra chose a right person to be his human slave. Now I have more than 7 000 photos of Zarathustra in my computer. I photoshop the cat carefully into a famous paintings’ digital image. It’s a challenge, he has to fit perfectly into a masterpiece, in position, in expression, and sometimes it takes months to get the right photo. I print my works and paint them, emulating the style of the great masters, to make the cat’s image look very natural in well-known masterpieces.

In these historical surroundings, Zarathustra still stays a contemporary Internet kitty, a meme, a “LOLcat”. In his Mona Lisa’s version, you see a girl with a cat posing for a photographer at the balcony. The cat is bored and wants to escape. Everybody has seen this scene somewhere! The mysterious Joconde from the 16th C becomes a modern city girl, who is fond of cats, internet and selfies. And now we have an absolutely different portrait. Thus, my cat introduces modern people to the history of art in a cute and funny way and shows that everybody can be creative, even a cat!

More info: fatcatart.com | Fat Cat Art

Leonardo da Vinci, Mona Lisa, True Version

Salvador Dali, The Persistence of Meowmory

Jacques-Louis David, Napoleon Crossing the Alps

Edgar Degas, The Ballet Class

David, The Death Of Marat. Je suis Charlie

Don’t shoot the cartoonist! Created in memory of the journalists from Charlie Hebdo, killed by terrorists

Andrea Mantegna, Oculus (Ceiling Fresco)

Pygmalion And Galatea, Jean-Léon Gérôme

Karl Bryullov, A Rider On The Cat

Jacob Jordaens, The Feast Of Cats And Humans

Carracci Perseus And Phineas Cat

Zarathustra In His Studio

A night before sending works to an exhibition in Singapore

Famous movies improved by cats: “Some Like it Kot” – Zarathustra the cat reenacts Marilyn Monroe singing “I Wanna Be Loved By You” in  “Some Like It Hot”

Sunset Boulevard II – “I am ready for my close-up!” –  Zarathustra reenacts Gloria Swanson

via: boredpanda.com

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