#i loooove when bitches are messy!!!

[hauntedppgpaints]

what does anger feel like to you?

something else. 3.9%

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[togepies]

OC Deep Dive

tagged by @arcandoria, thank youuu! tagging with zero pressure: @irrewilderer, @seraphfighter, @setaflow, @glitchinginthegarden, and @miss--river!!

I NEVER talk about Nova enough so I'm taking this opportunity to do so ♡

-> Phobias and other fears: Nova's biggest fear is failure. Followed by snakes.

(putting the rest under a read more!)

-> Pet peeves: when people talk during movies, people who are always late (wear a watch or something), and unsolicited advice.

-> 3 things you can always find in their bedroom: abandoned cups of tea, books, model space ships

-> First thing they notice in a person: How they carry themselves. Nova tends to make judgements based off of it, whether those judgements are right or wrong is up for debate.

-> On a scale of 1-10, how high is their pain tolerance? Probably around an 8! Girl's been through some shit.

-> Do they go into fight or flight mode when under pressure? Fight, always. Whether it's physical fighting to defend herself or a verbal argument...she will fight you.

-> Do they come from a big family/are they a family person? No and no. She's an only child with a poor relationship to her blood relatives so she's never been one for family.

-> What animal represents them best? Maybe a tiger! Since they symbolize courage and strength...and they're pretty badass.

-> What is a smell they dislike? Popcorn is number one, she just thinks it's gross

-> Have they broken any bones? Multiple, yes. Her line of work isn't exactly OSHA approved

-> How would a stranger likely describe them? Strangers often describe her as cold, ruthless, and intimidating. The scowl on her face does her no favors (resting bitch face queen)

-> Are they a night owl or morning bird? Night owl but forced to be a morning bird...she has no sleep schedule.

-> What is a flavor they hate and a flavor they love? She hates anything banana flavored (valid), but loves anything cherry flavored (girl why)

-> Do they have any hobbies? She looooves reading! She always has at least 2 books going at a time. She's unstoppable. She also journals, and tries fish keeping but well. She's not very good at it. And then of course, building model space ships. *sigh* she would have loved legos.

-> Boom, surprise birthday party! How do they react to surprises? Do not do this lmao. Nova is a planner, she doesn't like unexpected anything let alone a party. tbh her instincts would kick in and she would probably punch the first person she sees

-> Do they like to wear jewelry? No. She's gotten used to not wearing any that she never really thinks about it, and she just...forgets jewelry even exists. She does have EDI's ring though- she just keeps it in the box tucked away for safe keeping.

-> Do they have messy handwriting? Absolutely. She never learned to write (everything was digital), so if she writes anything at all, it's bound to be a disaster.

-> What are the two emotions they feel the most? Anxiety and frustration

-> Do they have a fabric? I don't know enough about fabrics to answer this 😅 I guess...wool maybe? It's kind of scratchy...like her personality

-> What kind of accent do they have? Standard American. Her voice claim is canon fem!Shep so!

[the-last-hipopotamovolador]

i dont understand people on the wwdits fandom hating on nandor / nandermo ship, yall act like as nandor was the only problematic bitch in the series. Like, they are all problematic???, that is what is great about the show??. Dont get me wrong i loooove to see sweet moments between the characters and of course sometimes i want to punch all of them in their faces for acting like asholes to each other (specially when nandor and nadja are mean to guillermo and collins robinson) but part of the escense of the show is that nandor, laszlo, nadja, guillermo and collins are ALL PROBLEMATIC, THEY ARE A PROBLEMATIC FAMILY, THEY ARE ALL MESSED UP PEOPLE. NONE of them can be actually called a "good person" (remember that guillermo killed both vampires and humans and never felt guilty about it, he even brought one of his childhood friends to the house so he could be eaten by vampires, he has stealed, has manipulated nandor and others to his own benefit, has considered killing nandor multiple times before anyone realized he was a vampire killer, and so on.

I didnt ship nandermo in the first seasons because the power dinamic between them was so inequitable, but after guillermo started being his killer self in front of the rest and gained self confidence the power dinamic between nandor and him totally changed. Nandor is a bitch with guillermo sometimes but Guillermo can be a bitch too and he is way smarter and more powerful than nandor and could easly overpower him (as he alredy did twice) .

If you want a show where the main characters are unproblematic and have all healthy and "normal" relationships this show is just not for you! it has never been since season 1!

This show is about messy crazy bitches who sometimes cant stand each other and have lots of problems but cant be whitout each other because they love each other (in their own problematic way). Even if i wish too that guillermo was treated better by EVERYBODY in this show (specially by nadja), i cant imagine a wwdits where they all arent at least a little toxic to each other. This is not a cute queer romantic story, this is a story about problematic toxic af, freaky queer bitches who love each other just the way they are even when they cant stand each other. Stop being so boring and expecting all queer media to be unproblematic af and all queer ships to portrait a perfect romantic ilusion between super sweet and caring characters who would never act selfishly or hurt each other.

[bamdelune]

Say Cheese! (Heizou x fem!reader)

notes. ꔫ self-indulgent, based on an experience from two weeks ago🙏, reader is an awkward bitch (sorry guys i couldn't rizz my way), reader and heizou are both dancers under the same troupe, lowercase

tags 'n warnings. ꔫ fluff, senior!heizou (one year above) & junior!reader, puppy / happy crush, not proof-read, short and messy

dancing is fun. that bit you could admit with pride as you finish the demanding routine that your sub-group had just finished performing in front of parents and your teammates' friends.

it all started roughly a month ago. you were just a fresh addition to your school's dance troupe when the coach announced a friendly competition between split groups within the team. you were (and are) still awkward when it came to new people but eventually, you started warming up to the 7 members of your group, one of who was already a close friend of yours. practicing was no easy feat, not with the various choreography changes and learning new skills as the process went. you thanked your lucky stars that the leaders were patient. the choreography in general was the best version you could ever ask for, you had fun doing it. one section in particular was always fun to experience, mainly the second song, which required two team members to pair up.

shikanoin heizou is one of the best dancers on the team in general (or at least, that's what you though about him). he always had this charisma and presence when it was time to perform, not to mention good-looking too. he's a year above you, and has spent way longer on the dance troupe longer than you have. now, aren't you lucky to be teamed up with him on this sweet song on the choreography? practicing the choreography with him as your partner for that specific segment was enough to label you a nervous-wreck, practically squealing inside whenever he'd cheer for the both of you during rehearsals and send you encouraging smiles.

you didn't even last a month before you had your first happy crush on one of your team members. couldn't you at least wait a year?

it was actually time to relax and eat the snacks everyone else bought to share, you were hanging out with your best friend as the others conversed with happy expressions. perhaps they were thankful the competition was a success and most of all, entertaining. minding your own business, you ate the slice of pizza you had taken from the box when heizou passed by with kazuha, earning you a teasing slap on the back from your friend that almost had you choking on your food, reverberating with a smack against your skin.

"here comes your man." she wiggles her eyebrows at you, a grin playing on her face. a groan escapes your lips at her expression. "tone it down before you threaten my dignity any further." you quip, taking another bite from the pizza.

"you two would look so good in a picture, actually." she muses, looking as if she's actually considering it. "hey, on second thought, maybe you should take a picture with him. i'm sure you'd loooove that, won't you?" she grins mischievously.

your worst fear comes true the second she opened her mouth to call for heizou, who was chatting with two other people on a nearby area in the school basketball court. you smartly drag her away with great struggle, but it's not enough to stop her from yelling out for heizou. you look away, not daring enough to ever see if heizou turned to whoever was calling.

"i swear i'm gonna bury you one day." you grunt with a struggle, pulling her back by the shoulder. you are caught off-guard when she suddenly pulls you back and tries leading you to where heizou was currently standing.

"come— on—! it won't be that bad!" she reasons with you. you think fast and take the jacket where she was pulling you by the sleeve on off and make a break for it.

unfortunate for you, your best friend is a fast runner, especially in those massive shoes she was wearing. she catches up to you on the other side of the court in no time and drags you back with choked breaths. "damn you and your lanky legs." you hiss, a frown making its way to your face. you concede and let her drag you to heizou, but not without fighting back last minute but is quickly overpowered again.

"hi heizou!" she greets him with a smile, pulling you quickly to her side.

"hi heizou..." you awkwardly greet in a meek voice, trying your best to make eye contact with your senior.

he smiles at the both of you. good god what if he saw the little brawl you had with your friend before this?

"y/n said she wanted a picture with you!" she chirps, taking out her phone with a smile. your head snaps to her then at heizou, you feel your cheeks violently heat up and you pray to whatever entity above that you weren't visibly blushing from embarrassment and nervousness. your heart pounds slightly and you begin to internally fidget.

"sure." heizou replies, taking his place beside you and switching with your friend. your friend starts to count down and the both of you pose with smiles on your face.

the moment she stops snapping photos, the whole thing felt like it dragged on for an hour. you were well on your way to dying of humiliation. you shoot your best friend a death glare before turning to the redhead with a polite tug of your lips.

"thank you for the picture." an awkward laugh reaches heizou's ears and he waves it off.

"it's nothing. you did good today. hope to see you when school starts, yeah?" your cheeks heat up at his words and you nod, waving at him.

as you and your friend start going the other direction, she turns back one last time and yells something that would've put you in a coma.

"she thinks you're hot, you should see the tweets she's made about you!" you feel yourself go faint from embarrassment and smack her shoulder in retaliation, earning the both of you a good laugh. you hear the chuckle that came from both kazuha and heizou, wanting the ground to eat you whole.

she did you the favor of printing the picture out on film and it now hangs proudly on the surface of your bedroom's bulletin board.

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[fyodior]

I'm insane for fem chuuya (as we can tell..)

Anyway!!

Getting scolded by her. Like she's yelling at you in her office while pinning you. And then she pushes your head down so you can be a good boy (or girl) and take her!!

Also she loves praising. Good boy/girl are always used! Also I could keep my head in between her thighs for hours.. Anyway she loves that and let's you

She loves mess too. Like just being a mess after taking her (messy hair, makeup, ect ect) she loves to see it!!

and ofc she loves people that just need her constantly. Literally just say please and you're already on your knees taking her all in

she's also a mess though. super whiny and loud.

-lime anon

SHE SO IS ALL OF THESE THINGS U SO GET IT……. fem chuu is lowkey such a bitch and i loooove her for it

and she’ll scold you for the most minor things too just bc she loves to fuck with you and get you riled up. she’ll have you pinned against her desk with a hand between your legs edging you and barking at you because you accidentally put 3 sugars in her coffee instead of 2

fem chuuya DOESSS love when you’re a complete mess, when you’ve spent so long between her thighs eating her pussy raw with her tugging at your hair that your makeup is completely ruined and smudged everywhere, your hair a tangled mess. and she LOVES you that way. pulls you in for a kiss, smiling at the fact that your lipstick is everywhere but your mouth. but like you said she’s a mess in her own way, so loud and groans and moans and whines as you suck on her clit and shove fingers into her tight wet pussy🤍🤍

fem chuu and her thing for power imbalance….. the way she wants you on your knees begging please like you said bc she loves the way you need her and rely on her so much. she will demand you call her ma’am or sir depending on how she’s feeling dghjghjb

fem chuuya has the prettiest most perfect tits in all the land. a little small but so so pretty with the cutest little nipples. she loooooves when you suckle, it’s another power imbalance thing.

LIVE LAUGH LOVE FEM CHUUYA

[9800sblog]

Hi! Can you do a reading on Halle Bailey and Jonah Hauer-King? For examples, did they like each other during filming & during the promotions? Their videos together are so cut! Do they like each other in general? Is there a possibility for them to be together for real? -🦋

halle bailey, jonah hauer-king tarot reading

2023 dynamic

do I have their energy permission to do and share this reading? 8 of pentacles, the devil reversed

this reading was very complicated, they have undeniable chemistry and they worked very closely as a couple, but halle was in a relationship the entire time, so.. complicated. but they do have a beautiful connection

halle's energy

ace of pentacles (2 of wands reversed), 4 of wands reversed (3 of wands), page of swords (temperance)

ok this is so complicated! she definitely sees their chemistry, they have a great dynamic, she thinks he's a really good friend and she definitely looooved the experience of working with him. she wishes she could be closer to him, but she needs to stop being a kid and go back to real life. now this could mean that 1) she's trying to leave the magical feeling of disney, mermaids and royalty behind to focus on her newer projects and real life, her relationship and alleged baby. I mean, to stop working on the movie means to stop working with him or 2) she thinks that he would be a really good boyfriend, but she is (allegedly) pregnant and thinks she needs to stop fantasizing about princes and take care of some very real things.

either way, she sees him as just a friend (she may not feel like that, but that's how she sees reality)

jonah's energy

knight of wands (6 of pentacles reversed), queen of pentacles reversed (queen of swords), 9 of pentacles (2 of swords reversed)

he really likes her, he thinks she's an amazing person in general, admirable and he's proud to be in her life. he's definitely keeping to himself more after seeing the damage in halle's relationship, he's like walking in eggshells. he's willing to take her in and he is protective of her. I do get a more obvious romantic feeling here, but the cards show that he's willing to stay in her life however she chooses because he genuinely really cares for her, and doesn't wanna lose her. he does seem to follow her lead, I mean we got 1 knight and 2 queens, he is willing to be a prince for her, even as a friend. he'd rather win long term than give up.

dynamic

the magician reversed, the tower, high priestess (8 of swords), 2 of cups reversed

I said damn bitch

messy as fuck.... their relationship is basically nonexistent at this point in time, there's not much either of them can do, halle is in a committed relationship with a man who will publicly shame her for doing her job (kissing another man). she needs to protect herself and he is respectful of that, they're probably not talking and they had a messy ending. they're still spiritually connected, their souls still long for one another because they did connect on a deep level. even if they were just friends, it was a deep friendship full of mutual understanding and pure love. I keep hearing the song daylight by taylor swift in my head since jonah's part of the reading.

is there hope for a couple to be formed?

king of cups, the hermit, death reversed, 8 of wands

this is not the end, there is hope. they do need to be alone for a bit tho to be able to find themselves and have better control and access of their emotions. when/if it happens, it'll be quick, a fast moving relationship, might happen soon too (maybe not to the public)

confirmation "will they become a couple in real life? 3 of cups, queen of swords, knight of wands"

[permanentreverie]

omg, Lindsay, where do I even begin? - okay, so, I am repeating my sophomore year of college (more or less the equivalent) and I was extremely bummed about it, but this boy in my class has been the light of my days and the bane of my existence. he is SO CUTE, with those mesmerizing hazel/brown eyes, he's like 6'2 and Ripped bc he plays rugby (!!!!!!), so sweet and nice and so talkative (like omg he's such a nerd when he starts talking about his interests no one can stop him), he's always dressed well and has a lovely singing voice, he's the eldest of four (boy girl boy girl) and a Christian (but like normal about it😭) his name is literally a variation of Peter????? when I tell you this man is Peter Pevensie incarnate. we're good friends and talk a lot every day and I loooove teasing him. he also teases me a lot but he's that way with everyone (but I won't lie, since he's almost a whole ass foot taller than me he gave me a lil humiliating pat on the head once like I was a poodle and I lowkey melted😭). the other day he got pumice in his hair (don't ask) so he ruffled his hair & it was all disheveled like a puppy and when he looked back up at me I giggled bc he looked SO CUTE and he broke into a grin asking "what?" like UGH i just wanted to eat him like a cookie!!!!!!! we have so many common interests and a good common friend of ours (who has deep convos with both of us) said we are literally the same person, like emotionally speaking, to a point that is almost frightening 💀 anyway somewhere along the line I got this huge crush on him and it ate me alive because every single time I've liked someone I've ended up being friendzoned, and I feel like he's not as playful with me as he is with his other girl friends so I was like hmmmm am I putting myself up for heartbreak? probably 😍 but you know how it is! the sign can't stop me cause I can't read, and so on Friday I went to a house party he was invited to and I was determined to shoot my shot. i had hyped myself up and put on my best dress and perfume and given myself all the pep talks and listened to my hot girl shit playlist on the way there and!!!!! he ended up not fucking showing!!!!!! so I'm like so disappointed at first and my friend (who knows about my feelings at this point) is like, he's such an idiot, omg, are you gonna be okay? and I'm laughing through the hurt like "yeah he'll never know what he missed bc I'm the baddest bitch there is🤪" but THEN the alcohol started kicking in and I texted him "well too bad for you, I wanted to tell you something tonight and I guess you'll never know what it was" which is the BIGGEST hint I could ever drop, like???? and INSTEAD OF SHOWING THE TINIEST BIT OF INTEREST, the dude straight up says "aight" LIKE ?????? SIR ??????? so I'm understandably pissed and mad and sad bc he's definitely not interested and it's soooo frustrating bc we would've been so cute together and I hate him!!!!! and I forget about him for the rest of the night..... until I drunk texted him at 1:30am that he was a bitch and that I cared about him too much for my own good 💀💀💀 tl;dr I'm an idiot for any man with a cute smile

but tell me about your boy drama now!!! and please tell me it went better than mine

girl can you move over like make room for me I need a tall brown eyed christian boy 🙈

from your description I fell a little bit in love with him ngl. the head pat!!!! Oh my word I WOULD DIE!

I really wish I had advice to give you, but honestly it's a MESSY situation girl drunk texting a confession is just. wow. I applaud you like keep me updated on every single happening omg

my boy drama is like SO not that. It's literally this customer that I've seen three (3) times. I saw him the first time, noticed he was attractive, went and told my coworker. Whole time she was ringing him in he didn't look at me once (which is. Y'know. Solid because of COURSE I like a guy who doesn't even acknowledge my presence). Then the next day I see him again but don't recognize him, turn to my other coworker and am like 'hey girl there's a cute guy here I need your opinion. He's over there in the dark teal hoodie and grey cap-' and I realize it's the same guy and start freaking out. She rings him in and she starts talking to him about our membership program, and we learn that he's from out of town and is just here working on a rig, and that he doesn't know how long they'll be stationed here. He leaves and me and her freak out and talk about how nice his voice is and she keeps telling me I should give him my number. THEN last night he comes in again, and I catch a glance at his profile and I wasn't SURE if it was him and I told my coworker so BUT IT WAS HIM and I'm ringing him in this time and I ask if he's a member, act like I just remembered that he's not and from out of town, and I ask if they're staying for Christmas. He says no, that they're going home for Christmas and taking a break, and I say that that's good, to spend time with family. He kinda laughs a little and says no, he's single so there's none of that, but he does have a sister. I smile and say that I hope he's able to see her over the holidays and he leaves. THATS IT and then my coworker is like totally telling me to shoot my shot but I'm SCARED but like why did he go out of his way to tell me he's single???? Anyways I'm going to the bar on the 23rd and I doubt he'll be there BUT IF HE IS I'll shoot my shot. If not I might see him after Christmas since he'll be coming back

[tuiyla]

oh also back to tslocg (sorry that these asks are all over the place lmao) i really think 2x05 and 2x06 were so fun, the first four episodes were good but 5+6 really got the vibes right imo - i’m a big leighton/kimberly brotp fan so their whole plot with kimberly’s surgery and stuff was top tier - however i’m also a bela stan and i gotta say 😀 i am very upset with my girl and a little embarrassed on her behalf cause What Was She Thinking….let me know ur thoughts on the season so far too -dan

Completely agree! I enjoyed the first four episodes but last week's eps really felt like season 2 has arrived. Leighton and Kimberly are SO sweet 😭 they've quickly emerged as my favourite brOTP between the girls even though I love all their dynamics. They're too funny but also wholesome and I'm 100% behind it. I also loooove seeing Leighton be the math nerd she was meant to be. I felt so vindicated when that aspect of her character returned in ep 5. I also find the Tatum crush funny like sorry I don't care if it's basically incest. It's Elinor from First Kill!! It's the rich bitch banter!! I still haven't seen today's episodes but watching them right after posting this and I'm hoping for some quality content between the two.

Bela, sigh. Bela Bela Bela. I think we should all be A Lot embarrassed on her behalf lol but I'm interested in seeing where this is all going. I saw a lot of people blame the show itself or Mindy Kailing in the tags (I need more TSLOCG blogs to follow so I'm not forced to resort to the tags). But I don't think it's an inherently bad writing choice? Anyway that's a whole topic on people throwing a hissy fit when the story doesn't go in a direction they want it to. I like that she's sooo messy and I'm curious where her mistakes are taking her.

But yeah overall I'm loving it so far, the last two eps were deffo even better than the first four and I'm hoping it will only get better. I don't know if the sorority storyline is going anywhere, that's my only "concern" ig but we'll see.

[pleuviors]

one of my baes reblogged this and i just got hit with a tsunami of nostalgia… i had totally forgot about this masterpiece of a series. i am rereading this IMMEDIATELY. but first i gotta put all my thoughts down abt it:

if you haven’t had the chance to read this, oh my god do i envy you :( i wish those little MIB bitches would come and erase my memory just so i could read it again.

i swear this fic altered my brain chemistry for the better. it hooked me on eddie so bad—specifically mean!eddie. i’d leave every chapter feeling like some goddamn junkie, literally fiening and gnawing at the bars for more.

it’s tension packed. it has the slowest of slow burns. it has all the angst and yearning with occasional comfort…. everything you want in an enemies to lovers story… and yet, it doesn’t follow the formula of your typical hurt/comfort fics. the journey isn’t a constant slope, their push and pull is scattered throughout—even when they finally kiss—which is something you don’t see quite often and i LOOOOVE it. it’s what engrained the fic into my mind in the first place.

their story is messy and if that isn’t the most rockstar!eddie coded thing ever, i don’t know what is. think almost famous meets daisy jones but somehow—i seriously didn’t think it was possible?—better.

PRICE OF FAME - AN EDDIE MUNSON X READER AU

18+ — MINORS DNI

pairing: rockstar!eddie x journalist!reader

summary: you’re a writer for Rolling Stone magazine and Eddie hates the media; or in other words, you’re doing a piece on Corroded Coffin and Eddie can’t stand you.

contains: enemies to lovers, angst, drug and alcohol use, smoking, themes of misogyny/sexism, and eventual smut— each chapter will have more, in-depth warnings.

| -main masterlist- |

part one | part two | part three | part four | part five | part six | part seven | part eight | part nine | part ten | part eleven | part twelve

tags/more content: price of fame asks | price of fame talks

[dragondemoness]

Emotionless or stoic male reader who's texts like an airhead but only they're s/o can understand them with Hiyoko, Akane, Chiaki, Chihiro, Toko, Genocide Jack and Sakura

This should've been done way sooner but oh well

I know you sent in another one, but I forgot which one came first, but this one covers some of the more fun characters, so I'll do this one first

Also, my apologies if any of these came out messy, especially Hiyoko and Genocide Jack's parts 😅

Emotionless Reader Who Texts Like a Crackhead Airhead Hiyoko, Akane, Chiaki, Chihiro, Toko, Genocide Jack and Sakura (Part Three)

Hiyoko Saionji 

It was hella surprising for her, honestly

She thought your stoic behavior was cool, and it basically drew her to you

Boy, was she in for a surprise when you texted her

You: Yooooooo Hiyokooooooo!!!

Hiyoko: What the hell?? Are you high or something?

Hiyoko: Jeez, at least let me join in!

You: No. And I'm not high! This is just how I text!

Hiyoko: Awww man, we could've had fun!

Hiyoko: Wait, THIS is how you text?! That's gonna get so annoying!

You: Awwww, c'mon! And just when I thought about coming to visit you and bring candy. But if you're gonna misbehave, then...

Hiyoko: CANDY? WHAT KIND

Hiyoko: Nevermind, it doesn't matter! Just come over here and bring me all of it!

You: What's the three magic words?

Hiyoko: Please

You: And?

Hiyoko: I'm sorry

You: And?

Hiyoko: I love you

You: There we go! I'm on my way! 😁

Hiyoko: Wait, that's six magic words, not three!

You: ...I changed my mind

Hiyoko: WAIT NO-

She might act exasperated, but she really doesn't mind

Unless you text her at 3:00 AM, cuz she's not putting up with that shit

You: OOOOHHHHH HIYOKOOOOOO

Hiyoko: Did your brain get up and walk away?! It's 3 AM, you moron!

You: I knooooow~ 😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊

Hiyoko: I'm not playing these games, what do you want?!

You: Do you think oranges are named after the fruit or the color? 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

Hiyoko: What the hell kinda question is that?! 

You: Well, which is it????

Hiyoko: Go to hell!!!!! You made me stay up five extra minutes trying to answer your damn question!!!!!

You: 😁😁😁😁😁

Hiyoko: 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕

You: ☹️

Even though Hiyoko is a bratty lil bitch, she does love you

She can't help but smile to herself when she receives one of your texts

Unless it's at 3:00 AM, of course

I might've gotten a little carried away with this part 😅

Akane Owari

She doesn't really care too much, honestly

You looked pretty cool when she first saw you, so you became friends and even more

She wasn't too surprised when she saw your texts

You: Heyyyy Akaneeeeeee 😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄

Akane: Hey wassup

Akane: Hold up this is different from how you usually are. You good?

You: Yep! This is just the way I text! 😋😋😋😋😋😋

Akane: Ok cool

You: I loooovveeee yooooouuu!!!! 😍😍🥰🥰😍🥰🥰😍🥰😍

Akane: love you too

You: Can I come over????? 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

Akane: Sure. Door's unlocked

You: On my wayyyyyy

Akane: Sweet

So she really doesn't mind too much

It's just a thing you do, and she just rolls with it

Then there's your 3:00 AM texts

She's usually half asleep and has no idea what you're talking about

You: Heyyyyyyy Akaneeeeee!!!!!

Akane: What are you doin texting me at 3 in the morning, you knucklehead?

You: Volleyball is just hardcore hot potato

Akane: What the hell are you on about

Akane: Screw this I'm goin back to sleep

You: NOOOOOOOOOO

If you text her at 3:00 AM with some random bullshit, she's going right back to sleep

But she still loves all of you

Chiaki Nanami

She doesn't really care, honestly

You were pretty stoic, that's cool

You text like an over-caffeinated teenager, that's cool

So she wasn't too surprised by your first text

You: Heyyyyyyy Chiakiiiiiii!!!

Chiaki: Hey hey. How are you?

You: I LOOOOVE YOOOOOUUU😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😅

Chiaki: Love you too

You: Can I come hang out with you??!!??! 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

Chiaki: Sure, the door's unlocked. Wanna play some games?

You: HELL YEAHHHH

Chiaki: Cool, see you soon

She's usually awake at 3:00 AM, so she doesn't mind talking

She might take longer to reply, but she'll at least have a conversation

You: HEYYYYY CHIAKIIIIII

Chiaki: Hey what's up?

You: Took you a couple minutes, didn't it?

Chiaki: Sorry I'm in the middle of a Mario Kart match

You: That's ok!

Chiaki: So what's up?

You: Would a fly without wings be called a walk?  🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

Chiaki: No, I think it would still be a fly. That is an interesting thought though

You: Oh- Alright then

In the end, she doesn't really care

She still loves you all the same

But seriously, y'all need to get some sleep

Chihiro Fujisaki 

Poor boi thought you were intimidating at first 🥺

But he also thought you looked really strong, and he admired you for it

So he found the courage to strike up a conversation with you

You were way nicer than he thought

Especially through text

You: Yooooooooo Chihirooooooo

Chihiro: Hi (Name)! ☺️☺️☺️

Chihiro: Wait, is something wrong? You usually don't talk like this...

You: Nope, I'm good! How I text is just different from how I talk!

Chihiro: Oh okay!

You: I looooveeeee yooooouuuuuu!!!!! 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

Chihiro: I love you too!! 🥰🥰🥰

You: Omg you're too cute I'm gonna die 😍😍😍😍😍

Chihiro: Oh no! Please don't die!

You: Don't worry I won't! But can I come hang out?

Chihiro: Well, I'm in the middle of a project right now... But I can take a break and we can cuddle!

You: Yaaaaaaaasss!!! You do need a break anyway

He is so sweet omg

Even if he can barely understand what you're saying, he still tries to humor your texts

Even at 3:00 AM, where he's usually awake and typing away on his computer

You: Hey Chi Chi~ 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

Chihiro: (Name), it's 3:00 AM. Are you alright?

You: Yep! Just wanna talk to my adorable programmer bf! 😍😍😍😍😍

Chihiro: Aww! What do you want to talk about?

You: Why is the letter 'x' used more in math than the English language? 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

Chihiro: Well, not many words have the word 'x' in it... But in algebra, the letter 'x' is often used to represent an unknown quantity or variable. Similarly, in English, x represents the unknown, as in X-rays, which baffled their discoverer, and Malcolm X, who chose the symbol to represent the forgotten name of his African ancestors.

You: Woah... You actually had an answer🤯

Chihiro: What can I say? I am the Ultimate Programmer, after all!

Overall, he loves everything about you

And he still admires your strength, even after seeing your true colors through text message

But y'all... Get some sleep

Toko Fukawa 

She thought your stoic demeanor was pretty hot ngl

Something about stoicism is so appealing to her

Then she found out how much of a headache you really were over text

You: Heyyyyyyyy Tokooooooo!!!!!! 

Toko: ...What are you on?

You: My love for you! 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

Toko: Wow, you're way more annoying than I thought.

You: Maybe but you still luuuuuuuv meeeeeeeee! 🥰🥰🥰

Toko: *love

You: You gonna say it back orrrrrrrr?

Toko: *or

You: Oh come on! 😒😒😒

Toko: Fine, I love you too.

You: There! Was that so hard??

Toko: Yes.

You: ☹️

She is exasperated by you sometimes

And by that, I mean all the time

But she does smile when she sees one of your hyper-energetic texts

Unless it's 3:00 AM, then she's not putting up with your shit

You: Heyyyyyy Tokoooooo!!!!

Toko: What do you want? It's three in the morning, dummy.

You: Did you know that, statistically, you have walked past or spoken to a psychopath at least once? 

Toko: Yeah, you.

You: You're the worst 😑😑😑😑😑😑

Toko: That's what happens when you text me at three in the morning. Now go to sleep.

Yeah those conversations will not last long-

She still loves you, even if you piss her off sometimes

Genocide Jack

Oh geez-

So this started off with her trying to get some kind of reaction out of you

She saw how stoic you were and made it her mission to fluster you

And it never worked

And so, she gave up frustrated

But then she gets a text from you

You: Heyyyyyyyy Jiiiiiiilllll!!!

GJ: What the hell

You: This is how I text! 😜😜😜😜😜😜

GJ: WHY COULDN'T YOU HAVE THIS ENERGY TWO WEEKS AGO

You: Hmmmmmm???

GJ: DON'T PLAY DUMB I WASTED ALL THAT TIME TRYING TO GET YOUR PRETTY LITTLE FACE TO SMILE AND NOW YOU HAVE ENOUGH ENERGY TO BOTHER ME

You: 

You: I love you?

GJ: Whatever love you too sweet cheeks

You: Can I come over? 

GJ: Sure 

It's kind of frustrating how you have no reactions when you're together physically, but how you have all the energy you could possibly have over text

But your texts are entertaining for her

Especially the 3:00 AM crackhead ones

You: Yoooooooo Jiiiiiiillllllllll!!!!!!!! 

GJ: Hey wassup

You: Did you know that, statistically, you have walked past or spoken to a psychopath at least once? 

GJ: Yea you

You: Are you fucking serious

You: TOKO SAID THE EXACT SAME THING

GJ: Weeeeeell it takes one to know one ya know?

You: ...Fair enough

Even though you annoy her a lot, she still loves you

And she will be one to humor your 3:00 AM texts

Well, if she feels like it at least

Sakura Ogami

She never minded your stoic nature

You were a little like her, in a way

She always found you to be interesting, so that's how you got to know each other

She was a little bit surprised when she saw your text, but she got used to it real fast

You: SAKURAAAAAA

Sakura: Hello, dear.

Sakura: Are you feeling alright? This is very unusual for you.

You: I'm all good! This is just the way I text.

Sakura: Oh, I see.

You: I LOOOOOVVVEEEE YOOOOUUUU!! 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

Sakura: I love you too, dear.

Sakura: Would you like to come work out with me? Nothing too difficult, just some simple exercises.

You: Sure! I'm on my way!

She loves receiving your texts

It helps her to be a little more energetic as well

If you send her a text at 3:00 AM, she'll see what you have to say, try to decipher what you're saying, and ask you to go back to sleep

You: SAKURAAAAAAA

Sakura: (Name), it's three in the morning. Is something wrong?

You: No but I gotta question

Sakura: What's your question?

You: Are lobsters mermaids to scorpions?

Sakura: I'm not sure I can answer that.

You: Awwwww 😢😢😢😢😢

Sakura: Please go to sleep.

She worries about you sometimes

But she wouldn't change a single thing about you 🥰

[leossmoonn]

Hiiiii,

Can I request tvd characters reacting to the reader being egirl? Like the reader is their friend and she is and e girl, and i think for the vampires this style is very odd. Also could it be a female reader?

characters - stefan, damon, klaus, elijah, rebekah, kai, and katherine x fem!reader

includes - language, nsfw themes. me really badly describing e girl fashion 😭. some of these i imagined as the readers relationship w them being platonic or romantic, ill let yall know the difference

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stefan salvatore - platonic

okay i love stefan but tbh i don’t think he’d like your style….

AT FIRST.

it’s just different, you know?

and like i said, i love stefan but he’s a little bit basic 🌝

it just took some time for him to get used to

he isn’t used to seeing a someone with split-dyed hair, lots of eyeliner, drawn-on hearts with eyeliner, dark and layered clothes

but soon he grows to love your style and you!

you two are literally THE best friends

damon salvatore - romantic

lets be honest here

damon LOVES it

ofc in the beginning he would tease you bc you would always be dyeing your hair, wearing chokers that could puncture somebody if they got close enough to you, and long earrings that reached the floor

lol no but seriously, he always was attracted to you

he adores your style

obviously its a lot different from the other girls (quirky 🤪🤪🤪) but he likes the difference

you also look like someone who could kick ass and who is pessimistic and sarcastic and funny, and honestly, that’s his dream girl

you two definitely wear matching outfits

OMG AHH

i can imagine it now

cute couple fits!!!

he even lets you paint his nails

you find it so hot you two def stayed up all night 😏😏😏

and he loves loves loves showing you off at the mall, knowing that everyone is jealous and wants a piece of both of you

you two ALSO jam out to music in his car

you two def always get matching tattoos

he lets you do his eyeliner too!

damon with eyeliner…..

puts the dam in damon

klaus mikealson - platonic

i think klaus wouldn’t like it much either at first

but he quickly warms up to you

of course, hes just so used to seeing girls in big, period dresses or jeans and a nice blouse

but he quickly falls in love with your style

and honesty, he kinda wants your style too

i imagine him always asking you what to wear when he goes to mystic falls so he can impress caroline

i feel like he would see you as his little sister and so when you wear tight clothing and lots of make up hes like 👹👹👹👹👹

but he of course supports you no matter what

i don’t really have much to say about klaus 😭

elijah mikealson - romantic

elijah on the other hand…

your style and whole personality just intrigues him so much

like with being alive for so long, he’s def like seen literally every single different style

but this… you were new

and he was very very interested

and intimated

like he didnt realise one could be so alluring in dark clothes, chains, and different colored lipstick

he befriended you at first and you also found him very attractive

he was very charming and so different from literally everyone, he also intrigued you

its not really a question as to whether you two were the most hottest, but also surprising couple to step out

when you two walked together, elijah in his suits and combed back hair and you in your different colored hair, tattoos, and fishnet stockings

you both were quite a pair

and elijah really really loves your style and the bold, confident attitude you bring towards the table

youre not afraid to wear what you like, youre not afraid to say what you want to say, and you look fine as hell doin so

elijah even lets you dress him up one day and you had so much fun hehe

he looked like 10 years younger w his hair messy and the necklaces and the painted nails hehe

bottom line is, elijah fully supports and loves your style. its really his favourite part of you :)

rebekah mikaelson - platonic

rebekah looooves your style as well

your style is one of the reasons why she was like "yes. we have to be best friends."

she has a flair for the dramatic and she loves fashion, so of course she would love your style

unlike klaus, she has seen and even dabbled in the e-girl style

i feel like what she wore was more on the goth but like, whatever

you two definitely do your makeup for each other and pick each other's outfits

borrowing clothes does become an every day thing

you two are literally conjoined to the hip

you introduce her to music that she's never heard of (even in her 1,000 years of being alive)

you get her to wear fishnets socking, cool different coloured eyeliner, and cool hairstyles

you two are the baddest bitches in mystic falls and new orleans

kai parker - romantic

kai is all over you from the start

doesn't help the fact that he hasn't had a girlfriend in like, 20 years lolllll

but anyways, you just attract him so much

from your makeup, to your clothes, to your laugh, to your caring and strong persona, you got him wrapped around your finger 😉

he loves going shopping with you and seeing all the cute outfits you make up

he also lets you do his makeup. he is very in with the eyeliner

he likes lookin' like a bad boy, you know him lol

you two definitely fit in with each other so well

like if soulmates were a thing, you two being together would be fate!

katherine pierce - romantic

okay so katherine def saw you as competition first

she was like

“ugh she likes she so better than me? bull 🙄🙄”

but you decide to try and get around her little grudge and force her to hang out with you

she then sees how cool you are and becomes your friend!

after hanging out for a while you two develop feelings for each other, especially katherine

like homegirl has fallen haaarrrdddd

every thing about is just so perfect and not to mention, just your style and your personality tie it all in together

so she asks you out after a lil and ofc you say yes

you two def do each other's makeup

you show katherine new tips that she swore she's always known (no she never has lol)

matching outfits are definitely a thing between you two, too!

katherine just loves you so much and really just supports yo u101% 24/7 :))

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hope you liked this! :))

[daisys-gard3n]

i am respectfully asking kira to pound my ass until i’m speaking in tongues. stretching me open and asking how i love having all my holes used by him ❤️❤️❤️ - jay (who is mad obsessed with kira + anal rn)

Oh, mr. kira is a freak bitch the second you give him crumb of hand

@morioh-killer pspsps

Yoshikage is a very giving man, especially when you gave him such a high from wrapping your hand around his cock and milking him for all that he has. He's gotten used to the feeling of not being able to last long when your hands were involved, he couldn't help himself and it was difficult to train him to go longer if you gave him a handjob. For letting him experience such a euphoria, Yoshikage is more than willing to do whatever you want. He's secretly looooves buttsluts, but never had anyone to help him indulge his giving nature. His tongue grazing around the rim and suckling on it filthily as he groaned, his calloused fingers messing with your clit as you held onto a pillow and tried to muffle yourself from the pleasure - that was until he slipped his tongue inside of your ass to prep you for his fingers to stretch you out.

Yoshikage could feel how wet you were getting from having your ass played with, it gave a little teasing smirk on his lips as he cooed down at you. Seeing your teary expression and drool coming out of your lips sent electric throughout his body and made his cock twitch to life.

"Oh, my dearest. Is it too much to handle? Oh, I know I know it feels amazing. My darling loves having their ass played with by their husband~"

Yoshikage is ambidextrous and talented at multitasking, sending you to the edge of orgasming as his slender fingers reached inside of your spit-lubed asshole and curling them so deliciously while his other hand fingered your cunt, thumb messily pressing into your clit and feeling you drip your juices onto the palm of his hand. Only after you beg him with a cry, he'll give you what you want. His cock sheathing into your asshole from behind. A hand on your throat as he lightly squeezed the sides of it while he rutted into you. Your cunt pulsing and drooling as it begged you for your orgasm.

"Look at you, my dearest. So messy and I barely touched you here." The blonde ate up your whines and cries, eventually giving you what you want as he messily rubbed your clit while thrusting into you. His heavy ball smacking against your cunt as he grunted and panted. "G-God, please cum for me. Show me how much you love me."

[saintobio]

Wow... I can't even. He was going to say he loves y/n, right? That sera bitch. Btw, I was surprised and ant the same time not with the whole Naoya plot twist. I do have a couple questions though, does Toji know/think Naoya is going to hurt Y/N somehow? I know they're good friends but with the way he answered to appeal to his sadism, I kind of also took it as a warning towards Naoya in case he decides to also bring Y/N down with the Gojo Group. And lastly, I think this has been answered somewhat in-between the text, but with the whole angina and kissing causing her heart to go into dangerous territory, does that mean that Y/N can't really have sex bc of the physical effort plus increased heart rate? 😗.

It's funny how now everyone is showing their true colors. After talking shit about y/n for so long, Gojo is finally getting a taste of who sera truly is. It gets even funnier that everything they accused y/n of being is what sera truly is. And of course, poetic how now that he finally came to his senses sera uses the S card to keep him tied up.

Tbh now I'm just dying to see Mr.Gojo finding out that the woman he loved is a snake. Do you think he would ever apologize or try to redeem himself with Gojo's mom once he realizes who he remarried to? Gojo seems to have his father's pride if watered down by his mother's influence.

I loooove how thick this plot is getting. Gurl, you could come to latin America and write a couple of telenovelas with how messy this spiderweb is getting.

(I kinda smell Naoya spilling something to Y/n's family somehow. I feel it in my bones. Cause the dark side of me, Patricia, would definitely enjoy dropping a comment or two in a Convo to stir something up hehehe)

Sweetie, I know you probably get tired of us telling you the same thing over and over, but, wow, you keep surprising me with how talented you are as a writer. I truly admire you ♥️ please take care, and have a lovely weekend!

-🍷

toji knows that naoya won’t do anything to deliberately hurt yn. it’s more like a “do what you want but leave her out of it” :)

as for yn and gojo’s seggs life, refer to this — actually the kissing wasn’t meant to portray her angina. it was just to show that her heart was beating fast while she was kissing her hubby bc she has intense feelings when it comes to him (it wasn’t an angina attack or anything)

also thank u for dropping by <33 i do appreciate it :’)

[elfdyke]

Hello max sawtual you are the only normal bitch abt Steven universe . Tell me abt why u like lapis, do you have any particular dynamics or ships u like for her? Or is she just crazy crazy <3 thoughts on Jasper in relation to Lapis?

thank you for bestowing the most unhinged insane title upon me 💖 I'll wear it with pride

i loooove lapis cuz shes a messy as hell trauma survivor. shes going through shit and she will be making it other peoples problems and i love her for it. shes another one for the BPD baddie crew and nothing anyone says will dissuade me from this belief.

my fave dynamics are definitely her and steven and her and peridot. i love how stevens her One Friend. literally the only person she trusts for quite a while. i really see them as a little brother + big sister dynamic, where he wants to be around her and looks up to her so much but shes SUCH a mess and so she often will just try and close herself off from him, because of this self loathing.

LOVE her relationship with peridot, fuck the haters ^_^ i really adore how she slowly warms up to her, from outright hostility, to cold indifference, to a neutral coexistence, until finally forming genuine care and affection for peridot, despite everything 💖 i wish sooo badly we got to see them fuse 💔 i think it would have been a really cool moment to see lapis open herself up to that kind of vulnerability with someone she trusts, and see peridot have grown from someone disgusted by fusion, to open to trying new things 🥺 SIGH!

i think jasper and lapis are sooo messy for real. my genuine opinion which i don't get why it's unpopular tbh, is i don't think lapis did anything wrong when she formed malachite 💖 jasper was literally forcing her to fuse, she was trapped with no way to escape, IDK i just think the whole situation was incredibly triggering for her, so it caused her to fight (she literally tried flight 😵‍💫). i do really enjoy the intricacies of their dynamic though and if it wasnt more of a sore spot i think id enjoy analyzing their dynamic and interactions a lot more, ALAS i am afflicted by being in the fandom when it was at the peak of popularity and and thus slightly affected by the fandom agony + my own issues at the time. oh well, ill always have other toxic wlw to pick apart like lab rats

[zekesexual]

nsfw alphabet with zeke? yes.

nsfw under the cut!!

a = aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

pulls you into a hug and peppers you with kisses

you try to get him to clean you up and he’s a bitch about it (but ofc does it anyways)

also tries to make casual conversation with you as if he didn’t just blow your back out

b = bodypart (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

his favorite body part of his is probably his arms. he just likes how strong he is

one time you caught him flexing by himself in the mirror but never once brought it up in front of him

his favorite body part of yours are your thighs. he just loves how soft they are

c = cum (anything to do with cum basically)

he likes to cum either inside you or on your thighs

always asks before he cums isnide of you

doesn’t really cum that much? like it’s an average amount

d = dirty secret (a dirty secret of theirs)

had a wet dream about you when you guys first started talking

it pops into his mind briefly whenever he thinks about you and he’s gotten off to it so many times

e = experience (how experienced are they?)

zeke gets around a lot so he has plenty experience

doesn’t pressure you though! he’s very good at sensing when people are/aren’t comfortable

f = favorite position

mating press

he looooves watching how your face changes when he hits the right spots inside you

also loves cowgirl for the same reason

g = goofy (are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

zeke being the witty bastard that he is will definitley crack a few jokes while y’all are fucking

and literally at the worst moments too like when you’re about to cum

or when you’re sucking him off he’ll ask the most douchebag questions ever like “how does it taste princess?” and u can’t answer cuz his cock is halfway down your throat

h = hair (how well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

definitley messy and unkempt down there

he just doesn’t shave a lot

only does he it when he feels like its getting out of control

i = intimacy (how are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)

not really that romantic most of the time

but he is when he needs to be

j = jack off (masturbation headcanon)

doesn’t really jack off a lot

if you’re not around then he can supress his neediness for long enough

if not he just gets off by himself

likes to jack off in the shower

probably has some photos saved of you that he uses to get off

k = kink (one or more of their kinks)

definitely big on ddlg

but less of the “lg” aspect

doesn’t want you to act like a child but also will baby you and call you princess

l = location (favorite places to do the do)

mostly in the bedroom, he’s not that big on public sex

the most he’ll do with you in public is finger you

but is never horny enough to have full on sex in public

m = motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

will instantly get hard if you sit on his lap

also drives him crazy when you call him daddy without him having to tell you to

he’ll try so hard to not make it obvious when he’s turned on but u can always tell

n = no (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

not really a fan of anal, just doesn’t feel right to him

o = oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

zeke is a god at eating you out

he’ll have your legs shaking as soon as he gets his hands on you

he’ll stimulate your g-spot and your clit at the same time and have you orgasm in no time

but he prefers to receive rather than give tbh

he’s just a lazy ass mf tbh and eating u out is a lot of work

r = risk (are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

totally! as long as it doesn’t make you uncomfortable

likes to experiment with with bondage a lot

loves how helpless you look when he ties your hands up (and will totally tease you about it)

s = stamina (how many rounds can they go for)

cannot go for multiple rounds

once he cums he’s knocked out like a baby in no time lol

t = toy (do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

doesn’t own any of his own but will definitley use some of your toys on you

likes to have a vibrator on your clit while he’s fucking you

u = unfair (how much they like to tease)

likes to tease you A LOT

especially if you’re being bratty

“i won’t give you what you want unless you act like a good girl”

v = volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make)

mostly grunts and he’s not very loud at all

also curses a lot

will sometimes be quiet so he can hear your moans

w = wild card (random sex headcanon)

likes it when you leave hickeys on him

also likes it when you take off your clothes/get changed in front of him

he’ll watch your naked body with the stupidest smile on his face

x = x-ray (let’s see what’s going on in those pants)

6 inches

very girthy and a lot of veins

y = yearning (how high is their sex drive)

pretty normal

but if you leave him deprived for like a week he starts getting needy

z = zzz (how quickly do they fall asleep afterwards)

he will try his best to stay awake and talk to you

but he’s out like a light in 10 minutes tops

will try to make conversation for as long as he can though, sometimes he falls asleep mid sentence

[sugarsymphonyy]

alright, akaashi taking care of his catgirl!reader while shes in heat,, I've been thinking about this for a week straight I loooove the idea teehee

YES ! THIS !! I LOVE YOU !!!

Akaashi x Catgirl!reader in heat

Warnings : NSFW, catgirl(duh), edging, overstimulation, Dom!Akaashi, squirting, very very light degradation, PRAISE, orgasm control, oral (receiving), dacryphilia, fingering, toys

I'm so certain that when he's dom, he's soft with his words and a huge meanie with his actions

Like- he's gonna be so sweet with you, tell you how well you're doing for him, call you his good girl, his sweet little princess, etc...

But then edges you for hours, makes you make yourself cum on his cock, then when you finally beg enough to cum, he'll let you cum again and again and again

Also- I'd like to take this time to point out the fingers on him

His hands are canonically bigger than Bokutos simply because his fingers are so long 🥵

Thank him, you know how to use your manners, use them

SO NOW

IMAGINE

You and Akaashi both knew your heat was coming soon. It was nothing new, but he had just a little bit more work to finish up for his job, and his deadline was soon. You agreed to wait a little bit, you knew this was super important, and he promised it was just a little work anyways.

So naturally, after an hour and a half of waiting patiently for his help, you decided to go check on him. Face red, panties already half soaked, you strutted over to him.

"'Kaaasshhiiii~" you whined, running your hands over his shoulders then down his chest. Your tail flicked softly back and forth, lightly wrapping around his neck.

He looked up at you, "I know princess, just wait a little bit longer for me, okay?" He had kissed the back of one of your hands and smiled softly. "Just be a good girl for me a little bit longer princess."

You whined and then sat down on the ground next to him, rubbing your legs together, allowing him to work again. This didn't last long. After a couple of minutes, you get up and move to sit on his lap, then started grinding.

"Fuck... baby, I'm almost done, wait just a little longer." He still your hips with his hands, holding on tightly to be sure you stopped. "Just a little longer, then I can help you all night."

And as tempting as it sounded, you were already such a horny mess that all you could do was whine back at him and tried to grind again. "I need you now~" was all you could get out. "Pleaseee! I need you to make me cum~"

He tightened his grip on you and looked you dead in the eye, "Not yet" he hissed out, slightly agitated, "now be a good little princess, and wait"

You whimpered and got off his lap, deciding to go back to sitting on the ground where you were before. Akaashi smiled down at you, "good girl, now, I'm almost done. Wait just a little bit longer, I promise I'll make you cum if you do."

You nodded, not really as agreeing, but more as acknowledgment, you had your own plans. "Okay, 'Kaashi~"

...Like hell you'd wait any longer for pleasure, so you decided to take matters into your own hands and slipped off your now fully soaked panties. "Mmng~.." you whined, bringing your hand down to your folds and running your fingers along your slit, then up to circle you clit.

Akaashi just sighed, saved his work, then got up and look down at you. "You just couldn't wait, huh?~" You whined and whimpered, moving the fingers on your clit a bit faster.

He picked you up and took you to your bed, then laid you down softly. "Really are such an impatient, slutty princess~" He pinned your legs open, holding your thighs down. "Just so eager to be fucked stupid, hm?"

You nodded quickly, "pleaseee!~" Your tail was flicking all over sporadically, completely out of your control. Akaashi just smiled down at you, then went between your legs and sucked your clit. "Ah!~"

He chuckled against you, the vibrations adding to your sensitivity and only making you louder, encouraging Akaashi to keep going. "Fuck... you taste so good~"

You grinded down on him more, gripping his hair tightly and moaning loudly, needing more of his tongue. He only sped up, shoving a couple of fingers in, only for you to yell out pathetically, already trembling.

"So sensitive, hm? Already trembling for me" he said against your cunt, then curled his fingers to hit that soft, spongey part right inside you. "Fuck!~ 'm gonn.... 'm gonna cum 'Kaashi!"

He pulled his mouth away from you, stilling his fingers inside you. "Not yet, you don't get to cum yet... you were so impatient earlier, gotta teach you how to wait now" he softly rubbed the inside of your thigh, then slapped it, making you cry out with pleasure.

He softly planted small kisses along your thigh. "Be a good girl and wait to cum a little longer" He flattens his tongue and licks your pussy again, causing you to jolt, before he pulled away again. You whined pathetically at him, wanting more. "Be patient for me baby" he insisted.

You nodded and whimpered, trying to grind your hips against anything, to get any sort of stimulation. Akaashi gripped your hips tightly in one hand, stilling you, "I told you to be patient, or else you will have to wait a lot longer" he warned. You nodded and stayed still for him.

He slowly started to move his fingers in you again, pumping at an agonizingly slow pace, "There's my good girl~" His fingers curled to hit inside of you just right to make you scream.

You tried so hard not to move your hips, but its starting to get impossible now. "Please.. please more..!" All he did was kiss and bite the inside of your thighs, still moving his fingers slowly in you.

You really were trying not to move much, but it was starting to get too difficult after 5ish minutes of slowly being fingered and every once in a while having a tiny bit of clit stimulation. You kept begging and whining throughout the entire thing, but all of it got you nothing more than what you already had.

He only smiled a little bit at your attempts for more. "My precious little princess wants more? Look at you, such a crybaby~" and you really were. Fat, hot tears were rolling down your face, leaving Akaashi to wipe them for you. "You're so pretty when you cry for me..." he punctuated it with a sharp thrust with his hand, making you yell out in pleasure.

He kept up a quicker pace this time, only to have you moaning out loudly for him and how good it felt. "Awww, listen to yourself princess, you sound like the sweet little bitch in heat that you are~" he sucked on your clit, driving you insane. You were already dumb, humping against his tongue subtly, trying not to get caught. But, of course, it wasn't subtle enough.

He laughed at you lightly, vibrations going right to your core, making your mind hazy. You were clenching around his fingers harshly, making it hard for him to even move. "My good girl wants to cum?" You could only nod quickly, trying to string together coherent words, but failing miserably. He pushed his fingers even further in you, "cum then, cum like the needy little thing you are.."

You shook violently as you did, gushing around his fingers that didn't stop moving, driving further into madness. "Such a messy little thing... my pretty, messy girl" his tongue worked smaller, faster circles on your clit, licking down to your hole and his fingers then back up again every so often.

Your mind was blank, clouded by pleasure and pain from being so overstimulated, back arching and screams coming from your mouth. You were being sent hurdling into your next orgasm, and Akaashi could tell. "One more for me, just like this, then I've got a surprise for you"

He knew you wouldn't be able to respond with anything other than frantic nods and loud moans due to your heat making you much more sensitive than normal. You squirmed against him, the pleasure too much, and had your second orgasm. This time, it racked your body even harder, making you choke on a small sob of pleasure.

Akaashi slowed his fingers and mouth to a stop, kissing your thighs lightly, praising how well you've done. "Stay right here, I have to go get my good girl her surprise, okay?" He stood up, softly planting kisses up your torso, across your shoulders, then to your lips. You nodded to him, "m'kay..!" still a bit out of it, but excited to see what he was going to get.

When he came back, he was holding something behind his back. He walked to you, lightly slapping the inside of your thigh, making you whimper loudly. You tried to focus your eyes on him, but failed. He went back down between your legs, taking the small bullet vibrator out from behind his back and turning it on, trailing it along your thigh, getting closer and closer to your twitching cunt.

You whined and squirm, already feeling overwhelmed with all the previous and current stimulation, but still needing more. He circled around your clit, then down to your hole, gathering slick and pushing it in. Even on its lowest setting, it's still almost too much. "Such a sensitive little thing you are" he said softly, licking and biting at your clit again.

He turned up the vibrations slowly, getting more and more intense with his mouth on you. You looked absolutely fucked out now, and he loved it. "You look so pretty when you're all dumb for me, my good girl~" He pulled the vibrator out of you, swirling it around your clit, then pushing it on you roughly.

You thrashed against his arms, babbling out nonsense, incoherent thank yous leaving your mouth as your cum splashed against him. Akaashi chuckled deeply, not removing it until you were sobbing and pleading for him to slow down and to give you a break. He did so, turning off the vibe and putting it next to you both, standing up between your legs and leaning you over you. "So pretty for me like this.." he kissed up your torso and chest, to your lips softly.

"Feel good?" You nodded in response, still not able to fully form words. "You did so good" you whined lightly in response, on the verge of passing out from exhaustion. "Sleepy, baby? How about we get you cleaned up first, yeah?" You shook your head no, gripping his forearms, wanting him just to stay there with you as you fell asleep.

AHHH THIS TOOK SO LONG FOR ME TO GET OUT IM SORRY!!! But I hope you liked it! I really had fun writing this one❤

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