#i literally laughed for like 10 gd minutes as he ran around

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FOZZIE'S NEW JAMMIES DID NOT FIT SO WE PUT PIPPIN IN THEM AND HE IMMEDIATELY SHRANK FIVE SIZES, LOOK AT HIM, PLEASE, THIS DOG IS APPARENTLY A TUBE UNDER ALL HIS FUR

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YEA BO- wait. What the fuck is this. OH MY GOD THAT MUSIC. I'M TRIGGERED. I FLASHING BACK SO HARD. GOODBYE.

Hige don't be dramatic you're fine

NO I'M NOT. I REMEMBER HAVING FF ON GBA. -SCREECHES-

Honestly I was playing The Evil Within 2 the other day it was a traumatic experience for me.

Fuck that, yolo it.

No I'm not gonna yolo it.

Assaless.

Speak my name when u arrive... say my name boi.

I received the Sword of the Order.

Kinky.

Do you seriously remember that?

Jesus christ that was so long ago.

Was it? I have no concept of time. I literally don't. Like none. The bashtard.

Basch. Baschtard. Vaangina.

*Gets out the hose. Pressure washes Hige with holy water*

I smell. Something weird. Like hot glue.

*turns into swiss cheese*

RIP swissed Hige.

WHAT THE FLYING FUCK. IS BURNING. IN RL. I SMELL HOT GLUE. AM I DYING RN. THEY SAY YOU SMELL HOT GLUE WHEN YOU'RE HAVING A SIEZURE.

Where's the spy pirate I wonder.

I've heard of smelling brussel sprouts...

It varies. Some say copper pennies. Some say hot glue. Some say burning stuff.

Dead raccoons smell a lot like melting brussel sprouts. Pro tip.

Hige I-- I don't... wanna know how you know that.

Cuz of their hobby.

Vaugn the oversharing fuckwit. Relatable.

I genuinely forgot how to spell his name, and just don't care at this point.

Jar jar binks!!!

Its Vaan. Two a's.

Van. Vaan. Yawn.

Wtf was that noise Vaan.

Sell shit, be rich for about 5 seconds, then be poor.

He's just a teenage boy.

OH. I KNOW WHAT I'M SMELLING. FUKING FI R E WOR KS.

Sky pervert u say.

Everyone in this house but me is like 'OH MY GOD ITS GUNSHOTS. 100 PERCENT GUNSHOTS. THE WORLD SO DANGEROUS.' And I'm like... bitch... its fireworks... 'NO -- ITS NOT -- I WAS IN THE ARMY I WOULD KNOW WHAT A GUNSHOT IS. PLUS, I JUST SAW THE FLASH FROM THE BARREL'. Excuse me... guns don't... guns don't flash.

flash from the bARREL. I'M LAUGHING.

That's not... how guns work.

Oh what I don't have my party with me.

I was waiting to see how long before you noticed lmao.

Wow you guys are so mean. Not telling me I forgot my party.

I'm gonna summon them like beatle juice.

Oh man it didn't work.

Oh there you are. I tried to summon you like beatle juice but it didn't work.

Well you shoulda said that chant over a dead possum. Then I woulda heard you.

Confession. I'm still hella weak for bunny tatas.

I DON'T REMEMBER ALL THE FAKE NAMES OKAY.

Clearly neither does Vaan.

Am I ready for the mines? Am I? Aaam I? I am let's go.

Ah, so polite. You're also like. My well of never-ending potions.

Oooooo. Whip him. Whip him daddy.

Jfc.

I want to see him broken and bleeding and crying for more.

*gets the holy water hose again*

THATS NOT HOLY WATER. THERE'S NOTHING HOLY ABOUT IT. EXCEPT THAT IT FILLS ME WITH HOLES.

Exactly.

What big teef u have.

Every city looks pretty at night. They look better on FIRE at NIGHT.

We're not lighting Bhujerba on fire.

WHY THE FUCK NOT. WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH ALL THIS GASOLINE NOW.

Okay, Hige? You can set that airship right there on fire.

=DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD MAKE IT A FUCKING PHOENIX.

Hello sexy.

Nevermind. He looked better through the blurry window. Fucking frizied hair.

Everyone looks the god damn same to me.

Assless.

[spongebob voice] Iiiiiii'm ready. Iiiiii'm ready.

Idk where they are ho.

I don't know if this is weird but, does catnip... smell like tea? Cuz I think it kinda smells like tea.

Wouldn't know, I've never smelled catnip that I can remember.

I missed my chance to be Cool and say 'I've never snorted catnip'. I disappoint myself.

Awwww, but I want to take out half your kingdom army with this.

Dang you only had 8 gil? You're a poor ass soldier, what the fuck.

I guess I will just. Sound the alarm.

sOUND THE ALARM. BEE BU DEE BU DAH DEE DEE DEE.

Now I'm gonna have to look that song up. gdi.

You gonna slap her again? ...I mean him, not her.

What FUCKING level are you? Oh my gooood.

God-- Damn it. Damn it. Damn it.

DON'T STOP. BELIEVIN.

n y o o m.

SUPER SAIYAN.

R i p t h a t du d e.

aAWWWWWWWWW WHAT ARE TH O SE. THEY'RE ADORABLE.

KNIGHTKNIGHTKNIGHTKNIGHT.

KNIGHTTTTT.

I can't find the gd song.

lOOK AT THAT ARMOR.

Found ya bitch.

I ALWAYS FORGET ABOUT THE GD FILTER.

THEY'RE ADORABLE. I WANT 10.

Okay but u know what else is fucking adorable. The. Sheep. In Nautilus Park in FFXIII. ...Wow it  didn't censor me that time.

THE SHEEP LOOK LIKE MUPPETS WTF. THEY'RE SO CUTE.

Lavi was honestly just. "I'm living in this park now. I'm never leaving these sheep."

Doug wants a moogle.

I PLAYED A MOOGLE ONCE. AND THEIR HUMAN FC WAS KOMUI.

Chocobos are better.

THERE. Fuk u chat.

But also omg. Komui as a M O O G L E.

Chocobos are blessings.

I need to find that blog I had now.

FOUND IT.

I did so many fucking laps around this airship. Eventually I ran out of spawns. It was just. 'Damn'.

Jeez Vossler, god damn, put some eye drops in your eyes.

'You won't be able to leave this area easily, you should think about saving in a different file' NAAAAAAAAAH.

Wait, you mean you weren't. Fighting anything all this time? God damn it Ashe. Didn't have your gambits on, *growls* /PRINCESS/.

I mean. Its an honest mistake. At least you didn't go out into a sandstorm without your party to fight a Mark kek.

FIX YOURSELF.

fIGHT FIGHT FIGHT.

Okay. Let's just go with this. Too many. I don't like it.

*sips cola*

(elis voice) i gOT THE COLA.

[coach voice] COLA.

Honestly my favorite is. 'Ah now Coach you look like you done this before.'

SOMETHING ABOUT THAT LINE JUST. ISN'T RIGHT.

Exactly.

I hate being blinded too tbh. I say as I never wear glasses I need to wear.

GDI BASCH

fuk u, alarm

*long gasp* God damn it shE'S ALSO LEVEL 14 I'm fucking screeching.

Yaaaaaaay my favorite one. Tides of Fate.

HEAVEN'S WRATH SOUNDS LIKE A REALLY COOL INNOCENCE NAME NGL.

It sounds like it'd be a cool af staff.

Hi, Doug's possible ancestor.

O this fight was "fun"

oHO DAM N SHE ANGERY

I read aero as lero

*to the tune of shots* BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS

I'll see myself out

Here comes butts.

bUTT

BUTT

Bun Butt.

U know. Bunny tailed Lavi is one of my favorite things in RWBY and FFXII verses. /Especially when he's agitated/.

ANGERY BUNNY BUTT.

I'm st ill l aug hin g. When Weiss worked him into a tizzy about if she was complimenting or insulting him and he couldn't figure it out. Bunny tail going a mile a minute.

Oh my god I remember that ask. That was my favorite ask, just cuz it worked him into a tizzy. She wasn't gonna answer him either, he would've been like "are you complimenting or insulting me?" and she would've just been like "Yes."

t h e f u c k w a s t h a t. That thing looked like something out of a nightmare.

THAT THING. NO. THE ALIGATOR LOOKING BITCH.

I'm here and AM queer.

THAT.

THOT.

SCARY BITCH.

Hello queer. I'm ace.

Changing my name to Hiqueerge.

THE BACON PEPPERONI WOLF. BACON PEPPERONI. I'D EAT THAT.

j FC WHY.

I don't know why they did this but. God. Horrible clashing colors.

You wouldn't eat that Hige.

I WOULD. BET IT TASTES LIKE CYANIDE AND HEARTBURN.

Oh my god, Hige. Why am I friends with you?

Its like a um... chimera. I think chimera is the right word.

The fast forward run is fucking killing me. They need chipmunk voices.

Ashe is problematic. Her skirt is not functional. This... is both problem and not a problem at all. Its a problem because why bother wearing anything at all at that point. Its not a problem because at least it keeps the perverts happy.

Ashe is problematic... although right now its currently basch. Because he hasn't reACHED LEVEL FUCKING 14 YET.

I hate her boots though. I hate those boots. I wish they'd just given her actual pants.

Fight her boots.

Her dysfunctional wardrobe is the final boss.

Jar jar binks got big.

Stronk stronk bigs.

THERE BE ANOTHER ONE.

AAAAARRRRR. YE BE AFTER ME TREASURE?

I can't be a pirate anymore tho so. w e e p s.

KILL IT WITH FIRE

FIIIIIIIIRE

FIIIREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Cure me, bitch.

You know I haven't been paying attention-- *gasps* OH MY GOD I FINALLY LEVELED UP, REALLY?

LOOK AT THAT. ALL LEVEL 14 YAAAY.

*HEAVENLY CHORUS IN THE BACKGROUND*

HAAAAALLEJULAHHHH

I... all I can imagine is that skyrim video. With the crier. Flying away into the horizon as he’s giving a sermon.

HE ASCENDED.

tfw you kick the power strip and knock the internet out.

k it n o. don't kick power strips. Power strips are friends.

This is what happens when I never sit at a desk.

R e l a t a b l e.

Why do I do this to me.

S C R E A M S. p oor r ox as. P oor stupid axel.

ROXAS DESERVED BETTER.

I love axel. He's a good. But not really. He's an asshole, but. We love him anyway. He tried to be a dad. I'm proud of him.

All fictional redheads are Goods But Not Really lmfao *side eyes Lavi*

Okay well. Maybe not /all/. *side eyes Cross harder*

Judge Cross all u want. Stupid fuck.

Hinata's the only ginger who'se excused.

Ok abut also Reno. Fucking Reno. RENO'S A BITCH.

Okay but I really wanna get fucking. VII remake just so I can see Reno even though Reno is the stupid fuck who takes a whole sector of a city and just. Drops it on another fucking sector oF A CITY.

I feel like Reno wears that title proudly. I almost typed tittie.

he does- S TU. IS JUTN. FUC KF.

bye isa.

IMD VHC. HE ELP.

Sometimes I can still hear his voice.

V IOLENT CO UGHING.

Wind sure is loud today.

w o w.

I WANT TO ADOPT ALL OF THE MOOGLES.

I wanna be a sky pirate.

Lavi, I can't believe you're calling Reno out.

Let Reno have the tittie of bitch.

The tittie of bitch? Really?

I CHOKED ON MY FUCKING CHILI.

NOW YOU KNOW HOW IT FEELS.

TRAITOR.

Vayne's a dick and he can go choke on it.

Larsa <3

Larsagna

*chants* SANDSEA SANDSEA SANDSEA

*chants louder* SANDSEA SANDSEA SANDSEA SANDSEA

RIP Bianca. I... almost typed Pianca. Today is a weird day for me. Fingers having a bad day. I ALMOST TYPED FINDERS. I give up.

Finders do have bad days.

My fingers are dyslexic pass it on. Calling u stupid bone sausages out.

Doug is a prime example of finders with bad days-- especially when he makes deals with the D.Gray-Devil.

DID YOU ACTUALLY ALMOST MISPELL MY /NAME/, KIT? AND did you actually mispell my name on purpose Isa, how dare.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. TOOOOOOOOOTTALLLYYYY not.

Yes.

NO. I'M SORRY. FORGIVE ME. HAVE MERCY.

No mercy.

I dunno, Isa, should I forgive you? Should I? Should I...?

Y e s. You should forgive me.

Nah.

I'm an angel, remember?

Nop.

Ye.

Angels don't talk about eiffel tower dic

besides the eiffel tower incident-- I. I came out to have a good time and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now.

Also where tf is Hige.

Dead. I died.

u creepin u creepe-- oh there u are.

Yesterday I died~

n o p e.

Tomorrow's bleedin~

GET OUT.

And take ur pain with u >: (

t a k e s m y p a i n w i t h m e.

kIT KICKED ME OUTTTT. HE'S A MEANIEEEE.

nYEH @ KIT.

tfw you have too many muses. Shoves sheryl and the millenium b i tch out.

SANDSEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

#AESTHETIC

There's this one rare game you get by chaining 100 urutan yensa. I'm not doing that.

That's a lotta yensa.

Bye Vaan. Have a nice sleep out in the middle of the desert.

Yeah, I ditched him. I don't even care if he's asleep. I ditched him.

[lovesarangfirst]

Destiny::GD::Part 17::Confusion

[GD POV]

It was the next day and GD knew it was the only day he would get to get this closure thing over with Kiko. As much as he really didn’t want to. So he took a deep sigh and texted her.

GD: Fine, Hyorin said it was okay, but I can only meet you today. When is good for you? Kiko: Just today? GD: Yes Kiko: ...Well what about lunch? Or dinner? GD:...Fine. We’ll do lunch. 11:00am. The sooner the better. Kiko: Awesome! Our favorite spot? In Kyoto? GD: Fine. But this is for closure and nothing else.  Kiko: Yes of course, of course. See you then!

GD didn’t reply. He was annoyed...normally when he would meet up with Kiko he was excited, even when they broke up, but now...he didn’t want to have to deal with her. But that itself made him feel a bit better. He was scared that he would have some sort of confused feelings for Kiko still but now...she just annoyed him. *I hope this goes by quickly.*

[Your POV]

You were at YG in one of the booths, just writing lyrics, while your group was on a break from practice when the door opened. It was Mino. He looked at you at first but looked away. You thought you should say something.

“Annyong...Mino-ya.”You greeted. He looked at you again and sighed,”I’m sorry.” “What?”You asked. “Yesterday. It might have seem liked it came out of nowhere to you.”He spit out,”I’m sorry.” You were surprised but quickly said,”No, it’s okay. It’s how you felt. But thank you anyway.” He nodded,”Well, I’ll see you around then.” “Yeah.”You agreed.

With that, Mino left and you wanted to ask him to stay. He was a really good friend and now, you seemed like strangers. But you didn’t. You sighed and continued writing when your phone went off. It was a text from GD.

GD: So I am set to have lunch with Kiko. You felt a twitch. You: Ah. And she knows it’s strictly for closure? GD: Yeah, I made it very clear. You: Well, whatever you need to do. Mino apologized. GD: Really? When did this happen? You: Literally less than 10 minutes ago. You texted me right after he left. GD: ...Hyorin-ah...I don’t want you to talk to Mino anymore unless it’s for work. *What?* You: Because he confessed to me? GD: Well, yeah. I don’t want him to get the wrong idea or to think he can just confess again later.

You were torn. Mino was one of your best friends but GD was your boyfriend. Mino was there before YG was even within your grasps. But GD was the important one now.

You: Okay, I understand. GD: Good. But I have a meeting at YGX so I will text you later? You: Yeah, good luck~!

With that the texting ended and you got back to work.

[SKIP]

After your group finished practice you decided to stay late and told them to go ahead of you. Some time passed when you finally decided to go home. After calling Minhyuk oppa, you headed down to the parking garage to wait for the van. As more time passed you noticed a food stand across the street and you heard your stomach rumble. You didn’t really eat that much today and realized you were salivating. *Maybe I can just buy some ddokboki really quickly...* You couldn’t help it. After waiting another minute just in case the van pulled up, you headed to the food stand. *I’ll come right back* Luckily you had a bareface today and a face mask on so you doubted anyone would notice, which they didn’t. When you made it across the street you bought some food and as you started to eat some you went to cross the street.

Then you were blinded by lights. 

[GD POV]

GD groaned as he waited for Kiko to arrive at the restaurant. It felt good to see the friendly familiar staff again but the memories in there haunted him. He didn’t want to be here but he agreed to that place so this would be where it ended and stayed. The clock hit 1100 and Kiko walked into the private room right on time.

“Oh you’re here already?”She asked smiling,”I hope you haven’t been waiting long. “No it’s fine.”GD replied, trying to be civil. “Great.”She grinned,”The usual?” GD nodded. After the waitress walked in Kiko ordered what they usually got there and they were left alone once again. “Look, I’m so glad you agreed to see each other one last time.”Kiko started frankly,”We just have so much history and closure would just make things easier.” “Of course.”GD agreed,”I’m just glad you’re finally coming to terms with it.” She made a face but went on,”So how’s work been? Probably super busy, since today was the only day you could meet.” “Yeah, pretty busy.”GD nodded but sighed,”Look I think we-” “You know Nana has been asking about you recently.”Kiko interrupted,”She’s a fan and I told her I would introduce you guys one day. When’s the next time you’ll be in Japan?” “What do you mean?”GD asked. He had no intention of seeing Kiko and non-mutual friends again. “Well I mean she knows we’re going to be friends still at least.”Kiko explained,”So I told her-” “Kiko we won’t be friends after this.”GD made clear,”This closure was meant for any type of relationship at all between us. The food started coming in and Kiko kept smiling,”Excuse me, what?” GD sighed, he knew it was too good to be true,”I came to cut ties completely.” Kiko snickered,”I-I don’t understand. We-we-is this all because of her?” “No. I mean yes, but not completely her.”GD said as he leaned back in his chair,”I didn’t plan on keep in contact in general. But yes she gave me the push I needed to do this.” GD watched as Kiko took a sip from her drink and her smiled disappeared,”Wow she seems to mean a lot more to you than I did. And you’ve only been with her for a couple months right?” “...Yes.”GD continued,”Look, what we had was something but it was going no where and nothing like I have with Hyorin. Schedules are already a pain in one country, Kiko we’re working in two different ones. We kept bumping heads and going off and on again. That’s not a healthy relationship.” “Maybe it didn’t work to you!”Kiko finally admitted as her voice rose,”I thought we had a real shot! I wanted us to work out!” “Please keep your voice down.”GD sighed. Her posture stiffened and she continued,”Why? Am I embarrassing you? Well I’m sorry! I’m kind of upset! We could have-” But her voice kept rising and GD’s patience was wearing thin. “Kiko.”GD sighed,”You said this was closure.” “Well closure for me is venting it out!”Kiko exclaimed. GD sighed again,”Fine. Vent.” Venting was needed from time to time and GD was trying to be understanding. Kiko looked at him and started,”We worked at it for too long and too hard to just throw it away.” “Kiko, it’s not just throwing it away. We broke up months ago but struggled to officially do it until a couple months later. We have tried and we have failed. I am ready to move on with my life.” “Well what about me?”Kiko cried,”I’m supposed to just struggle on my own.” GD studied her face. She wanted a specific answer, he knew what it was, and he couldn’t give it to her. “If you can’t let it go then yes.”GD finished,”I’m going now. I already spent longer than I meant here.”

He couldn’t take it anymore. He was getting annoyed that she wouldn’t get the picture and got up to leave.

“Oh it’s going to be like that?”Kiko laughed sarcastically. GD was at the door. “I wouldn’t go out there if I were you.”She warned. His hand was on the doorknob and he didn’t look over his shoulder,”Why?” Kiko told,”I had my manager call the tabloids and now there are reporters everywhere outside this restaurant. So unless you want false news of us dating to go out, I suggest you wait until after we talk. So then it won’t be false.” “Are you crazy?!”GD growled turning around, finally losing it,”What the hell is wrong with you?!” “With me?!”Kiko asked,”You’re throwing away years of devotion for a rebound!” “Don’t you dare bring Hyorin into this!”GD said, now livid,”You don’t know her or anything about her. And what made you think that calling the tabloids would help? This whole damn dinner showed me nothing but the fact that you have officially lost it!” Kiko looked hurt and said,”Well it seemed to do what I wanted to though! You can’t leave unless you want more rumors of us dating to spread! They’ll  have photos of you and I leaving!”

GD’s lips tightened and he clenched his fists. She was right and he hated it. How was he supposed to get out?  As he started to calm himself down to think properly Kiko started walking towards him.

“We can still save this.”Kiko whispered.

Then his phone went off.

“Hello?”He answered without even checking who it was. “Jiyoung!”A voice shot, huffing and puffing. It was Minhyuk hyung. “Hyung what’s wrong??”GD panicked. Minhyuk was trying to breath and GD could hear sirens,”Hyorin-she was hit-by a car.”

GD’s heart stopped. Before he knew it, he ran out the door.