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caycanteven · 7 months ago
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Night out~ ✨🍷
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icarusredwings · 4 months ago
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"Make sure you include my senior discount."
"Oh yeah. And a senior discount for grams over here."
"Don't forget mine."
"Huh?" The attendent says, obviously not believing that he is over 60.
"Erm- No kitten- thats... just no."
"But I'm 284 next month."
"Christ almighty on a stick!- sorry- I just... Damn.. if im not this chiseled at 280 im sueing the network."
"What?"
"Nuthin' peanut. Welp! You heard him! 2 senior discounts. One for the old coot and one for my big strong boy... whos.. apparently 3 and a half times my age..Fuck wolvie you like'm real young don't you? Oh, you naughty boy!"
"Shut the fuck up.."
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