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Night out~ ✨🍷
#my art#sans#sans au#caycantdraw#balsam sans#don balsam#horrorfell sans#undertale au#naga balsam#lamia balsam#don balsam lamia#i love monsters im sorry#i like'm big#i like'm chunky#and that's every bit of them btw#ough this piece was so hard to get through but it was worth it#i took a more painterly approach with emphasis on background practice#i still feel weird about it but i love it all the same#lamia/naga balsam is a red tail boa#i like to base my snake bois off actual snakes cause it's super fun#he gives great hugs
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"Make sure you include my senior discount."
"Oh yeah. And a senior discount for grams over here."
"Don't forget mine."
"Huh?" The attendent says, obviously not believing that he is over 60.
"Erm- No kitten- thats... just no."
"But I'm 284 next month."
"Christ almighty on a stick!- sorry- I just... Damn.. if im not this chiseled at 280 im sueing the network."
"What?"
"Nuthin' peanut. Welp! You heard him! 2 senior discounts. One for the old coot and one for my big strong boy... whos.. apparently 3 and a half times my age..Fuck wolvie you like'm real young don't you? Oh, you naughty boy!"
"Shut the fuck up.."
#blind al#deadpool and wolverine#wolverpool#poolverine#deadclaws#gotta watch out for that wolverine#cradle snatcher he is#its okay#wade likes his men older#like they say#the oldest is always the shortest and angriest
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