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floorpancakes · 2 months ago

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i understand WHY it bothers some people but clamp making wildly fanon interpretations of jotakak in the 80s that they proceeded to channel and distill in a long line of wine to wine to wine until they created a whole army of jotakaks, some together, some separate, some similar, and some vastly different, split across the multiverse, most of them gay, to varying levels of subtlety is so fucking camp you guyssss im not the type to be bothered by the concept of ooc fan interpretation anyways and also even if you were its so fucking funny. gay person lineage. brainworms so intense you create a sub archetype and you can ancestry dot com that shit. yaoi pedigree

and god dammit it fucking worked cause they made one i literally enjoy WAY way way more than actual jotaro 😭😭 and jotaro is an icon

shizuka is truly the ethically bred artisan distilled fine wine of yaoi boys the formula worked a little too good they alchemically forged peak. fruity notes the likes of which the world has never seen

#aalso i like kohaku theyre very cool #i love using the excuse that clamp have created nb yaoi before to back up my nb yaoi douwata hc even tho its unrelated #anyway #and also jouta kujo is an icon #fun fact i generally (depending on the day) use rule of jotaro to gauge clamp jotaro heights #by this method rou watanuki is like 183? 184?cm iirc which is super fucking funny to me #i like the idea of a guy w a height complex that is totally unwarranted and makes no sense #and that that complex only exists cause he lives in a strange alternate universe tokyo where they put gay elongation juice in the water #and he happens to know a taller guy #idk where i was going w this lol #its just a thought i have every so often #one day im going to crack the code as to how to make doumeki popular...one day

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