#i like that one better

[kuschelkissen]

EVERY FUCKING TIME I READ A NEW THEORY ABOUT LINK CLICK I WANT TO SCREAM MORE?! @lucrecia84 WHY DID YOU SHARE THAT WITH ME

no, I know why you did and I'm grateful. even though you just did it so I could suffer along. I appreciate it. BUT WTF

like. What do you MEAN, Qiao Ling gained a white hair after inheriting Li Tianxi's powers??? IS THAT FOR REAL OR IS THAT JUST THE LIGHTING?!

I'm going INSANE WITH THIS FUCKING SHOW

[thehirou]

*Parmesan: "CHEESE out this new game I CURATED!" *Parmesan: "There's CHEESE, MOUSE and TRAP!" *Parmesan: "Listen carefully, CHEESE wins against TRAP, but TRAP wins against MOUSE and MOUSE beats CHEESE!" *Parmesan: "Then, we GOUDA morph our hands into our desired selection, If my selection wins against yours, WINNER WINNER CHEESE FOR DINNER!" *Kase: "doesn't that game already exist?" *Parmesan: "Of course it fucking doesn't"

[federalchickensoup]

Hmm 🤔. You’re a new friend @shadeysprings , but you gave me a nickname so you’re stuck w me 🤷🏿‍♀️. Here we go:

You said it yourself, big & bold in your bio. You’re a hoe for Joel, Lee, & Jara. You want to be a basement wife sooo bad, like it hurts don’t it? If you have a partner I can see A LOT of (consensual) dub/non con happening. Like we talking mouth gagging so you’d finally shut up. They’d be bigger than you for sure, you like feeling small. You like being manhandled (gender neutrally) to the point where pouting and big fat tears doesn’t work on your fantasy trio. You got yourself into that situation by just ✨existing✨. I don’t really ping you into degrading, BUT I can see it in exhibition. Lastly, you’d be reliving those little “life experiences” in that head of yours won’t you? At work, shopping, etc., it’s all game. Because YOU just can’t get enough. Call it for what it is.

Joel, Lee, & Jara would agree too: You’re a whore whose only purpose in life is to be used for their delight 🤷🏿‍♀️. That’s it that’s all. Now, thank them for their service.

[fromcainwithlove]

author’s notes today: hey guys so just a warning there isn’t 100% explicit verbal consent even though they’re both really into it so remember this is FICTION, also they don’t use a condom :((( but in real life safe sex is important!!! please be safe out there everyone

a/n back in the day: kept thinking about ____ stabbing knives through both of _____’s hands to pin him in place while they fucked so here you go lol =P

[starridge]

puppet hour was brutal

[batcavescolony]

Katniss is such an unreliable narrator. She says "Then something unexpected happens. At least, I don't expect it because I don't think of District 12 as a place that cares about me" girl you deliver strawberries to the Mayor, you hunt and trade for the district, when you fell at Prim being chosen someone caught you, when you went to Prim people parted for you, when you volunteered EVERYONE stopped. Idk how to tell you but I think you're a pillar of the community.

[ssaalexblake]

Gonna be a long day/week where the feeling of total powerlessness is just the truth, not a feeling.

[stemmmm]

more people gotta try this shit where bill has not improved and will not change but he's just chilling so its fine probably. its great

[edwardbonnets]

how to ask the demon you've been smitten over for 6000 years to dance: an angel's guide

bonus:

[hinamie]

10 years later

[ahotknife]

the thing is that childhood doesn't just end when you turn 18 or when you turn 21. it's going to end dozens of times over. your childhood pet will die. actors you loved in movies you watched as a kid will die. your grandparents will die, and then your parents will die. it's going to end dozens and dozens of times and all you can do is let it. all you can do is stand in the middle of the grocery store and stare at freezers full of microwave pizza because you've suddenly been seized by the memory of what it felt like to have a pizza party on the last day of school before summer break. which is another ending in and of itself

[stealingpotatoes]

the illness post is still getting notes (???!! <3) and that means people are still telling me to get better soon, which is really nice but im gonna be too powerful if i get any better

[corviiids]

my top bit of advice going into the new year: compliment people. especially strangers. literally everyone you interact with if you can. when you buy coffee in the morning compliment the barista's tattoos. when you're chatting with a coworker tell them that by the way you like their outfit. always find something they've chosen to do on purpose. nail polish, jewellery, tattoos, hair colour/style, statement accessory, outfit, etc are all good bets. things people hope will be noticed. things that aren't too personal so it doesn't make them uncomfortable (eg probably not their physical features). i've gotten into the habit of scanning everyone i talk to for something about them that i think is cool so i can tell them. it's a great habit because it makes me notice people and realise just how many neat little details there are in people's presentation of themselves that might pass me by if i wasn't paying attention. and it brings out so much joy. you'd be surprised how much it disarms people to receive an unexpected compliment from someone they don't know. it is the most sincere smile you will see all day long. it feels nice to make people happy but it also means you win the social interaction. establish dominance by complimenting a stranger's earrings and disappearing into the fog

[koobiie]

A lone swordsman stands in the chamber. He seems... quite lost.

[artistmarchalius]

I had this dumb idea going ‘round in my head so I let it out as a quick comic.

NEXT

[transgayhawkeyepierce]

Everyone reblog with your most unemployable traits