#i like mermaids who eat humans thats fun

[matchamabs]

strange fucking au i concocted that soon sorta warped into a looney tunes type endeavour in which luke thinks this strange mermaid fancies him, when in actuality, he just wants to eat him. is that anything?

[nolongeractive-lol]

My Mega-Ultimate Guide To Law Of Assumption!

If I miss anything feel free to reblog and tell me :-) this is my first post so I’m a bit nervous lmao

Table Of Contents

LOA TERMS W/ MEANING

LOA MEANING

WHAT YOU NEED TO MANIFEST

IllOGICAL MANIFESTATIONS

WHY THE LAW WORKS

MOTIVATION

HOW I MANIFESTED WIND POWERS USING UNKNOWINGLY USING THE LAW

LIST OF THINGS TO MANIFEST

EXTRA INFO

1. LOA TEMRS W/ Meaning

(Got some of these off Google lmao)

3D = The reality that we see

4D = The reality in our heads (our imagination)

Affirmations = positive statements in the present tense that relate to what it is you want to manifest

Wish Fulfilled = A state where you know your wish has been granted

Placebo = Every time you do something/Something happens it makes your desire happen (Example: Every time I touch my skin my skin becomes 10x clearer)

Scripting = Writing about your desire as if they have already been reached

Repetition = Repeating

2. Law Of Assumption Meaning

(Again, off google)

The Law of Assumption states that whatever you assume as true becomes your reality. So the key to using the Law of Assumption to manifest your desires is to assume the feeling of your wish fulfilled

So basically if you assume you get 500 dollars every day, you’ll get 500 dollars everyday!

3. What You Need To Manifest

NOTHING BUT YOUR MIND!

You literally need nothing else but your mind to manifest! You don’t need to talk, twerk, write (you can but it’s optional), read a dictionary, nah, nope, not even close! You literally, literally, LITERALLY don’t need to lift a finger! All you really need is a desire in mind! Then just KNOW it’s yours! Because it is sweetheart!

4. Illogical Manifestations

But I want manifest something illogical! Can I still do it?

Yes! Like who tf said you couldn’t? I get it, because we are taught from a young age that superpowers and shit don’t exist, but I’m here to Tell you…they do, if you believe they do! Now I know what your thinking “THATS BULL!” but let me tell you, there are many, many, many success stories of people manifesting so many illogical things! Superpowers, Being not human, hell! I heard someone manifested being able to stay alive without eating! If THEY can manifest all that shit, why can’t you?!

5. Why The Law Works

Because it’s the law…like dude, it has to work

Think about this…

Robbing banks is illegal, so we don’t want to do that! It’s against the law. If we do we will be wanted for the rest of our lives!

Same thing with the law! Not getting our desire is against the law! So we HAVE to get our desires! No matter what!

6. Motivation

Look…

Take what I just told you, let it sink in…

You can get anything you want with your mind! Sounds crazy right? But it’s real! So why aren’t you applying what you know into your life?! Don’t be afraid of your desires! You want them for a reason! Also! (For the people that do this)

👏🏿 STOP 👏🏿 OVER 👏🏿 CONSUMING 👏🏿 INFO 👏🏿 AND 👏🏿 JUST 👏🏿 START 👏🏿 APPLYING 👏🏿

Like dude! You already know everything! JUST MANIFEST IT ALREADY! ITS LITERALLY AS EASY AS 123!

7. How I Unknowingly Manifested Wind Powers

This was way fucking before I know about the law, or any laws…

So I believed in magic and powers and shit because I wanted to, it seemed fun! That was until my friend’s introduced me to superpowers!

So then I decided that I wanted wind powers (since I’m a Libra). So every single day I would go outside and practice. No matter what my mom said or anyone said, my one belief was.

I have wind powers, and if I keep practicing I’ll strengthen them!

So after a while I was able to do wind blasts (in a way) it was so cool! Of course it took a while because another belief I had was that it would take a while…see where I’m getting at?

My beliefs had an impact on my manifestation

But no matter what the limiting belief was

I still got my desire (my wind powers)

8. Ideas Of Things To Manifest (Won’t Update)

Glow up

Go to Hogwarts (in your cr, it’s possible)

Time travel

Fame

Being a siren/mermaid/merman

Being a vampire

Being a fairy/pixie

A new season for your favorite show

Manifest any illness away

Revise the death of a pet or human

Revise your grades

Manifest a certain video game

Manifest being a billionaire

Manifest your reality shift

Manifest your respawn

Revise your trauma (if you have any)

Manifest magic into your life

Manifest a fairy godmother or fair godfather

Manifest being a decedent of royalty

Manifest a magical wardrobe

Manifest a secret room in your house

Manifest a lucid dream

Manifest your dream skills

Manifest a palace/castle/mansion/house (works even if your underage)

Manifest stranger things

STAR IN STRANGER THINGS!

Manifest a superpower

Manifest going into the void

Manifest meeting a celebrity

Manifest your LIFA APP

Manifest infinite currency in your fav game!

9. Extras (quick info)

You can manifest as fast as overnight or even faster!

It doesn’t matter what it is! You can breathe in space if you want to!

Do what you need to do to manifest (script, methods, meditate, repetition of affs, subliminals, ignoring the 3D, etc) no matter what, your desire is there! It’s yours!

It doesn’t matter what anyone else says about manifestation, they aren’t manifesting your desire! You are!

Don’t depend on others, you know what to do already!

So with that out the way

👏🏿 START 👏🏿 APPLYING 👏🏿 RIGHT 👏🏿 NOW! 👏🏿

This was my mega ultimate guide on manifesting! I hope you learned something! Happy manifesting!

[darby-draws]

14 and 18 for Drew !

Thank you!! [questions]

14 If you had to narrow it down to 2 things that you MUST keep in mind while working with your OC, what would those things be?

Two things, huh? Ok. For drawing him: Shitty half lidded dark eyeshadow lookin eyeballs and either an annoyed or shit eating grin type expression. And 2, the general shape of his hair. Yes the blue hair is iconic Drew, but I've had fun playing with his hair color more often and it always still feels like him with the right shape! As for like, writing type situations: 1 He's not as confident as he wants you to believe, but he is somehow still very convincing. 2 He desperately needs therapy and literally cannot admit that. (2.5 Daddy Issues)

18 What is the most recent thing you’ve discovered about your OC?

I recently made a connection that, in multiple AUs, Drew ends up injuring his legs or feet. None of these injuries are particularly connected but something about it was like. This keeps happening to forms of him, it seemed compelling. And its just kind of coincidental, yeah, but thinking about it I feel like I needed a similar injury in the actual canon timeline to kind of tie those AU moments to something? So I decided he broke his ankle when he was younger, 17-18 maybe. And sometimes he still kinda feels it act up in rainy colder weather. Thats all!

(AU Injuries including: In a particular Relationship Swap AU, he stepped on broken glass after someone (his father: see 2.5, above) threw a glass at him, it missed but shattered on the ground. In the Kingdumb AU he gets attacked by a boar while hunting, he took a pretty bad injury to the thigh. (he wasn't used to doing hunting, and being out of his usual armor set, forgot he couldn't just take a hit) And in the Mermaid AU he just has general leg and muscle pain when he's been shifted in his Human Form too long and not able to be in the water. Seems comparable to some sort of chronic muscle pain, he'll eventually use a cane to steady himself as he spends more time on land more often with his boyfriend Brent who just wants him to have an easier time walkin around! Drew used to be pretty solitary and only came on land to steal things either to eat/drink or to decorate the little cove he lived in, then he'd come right back to the beach lmao. Now that he knows some friends on land… he's learning the limits of being out of the water for longer stretches of time.)

[goji-pilled]

MK-S: “Can you imagine what kind of mental danage that does…” Ironically enough, I think we all know what that kind of mental damage does to a magical girl; despair overload and instant witch. (Ophelia could zealously guard the injured Yuma, who could domesticate her.)

MK-S: I know there was just a big thing about how Oktavia is tank (with literal armor), due to size, strength, and healing factor…but what about poison? Now, I’m no poison expert, but couldn’t that be a way for Oktavia to potentially be killed? If her healing factor turns on when she receives damage, then I don’t think it would trigger against poison; especially depending on the kind of poison. Neurotoxin that could make it so her brain is telling her heart to keep beating, but her heart isn’t going to hear that message. Some sort of chemical that could prevent a vital biological process from happening. Etc. If this were the case, a normally mid-tier foe could potentially be her end if she underestimates them, unknowingly letting herself be injected with poison over and over again while she boasts about being invincible.

MK-S: Made a metaphor of Oktavia’s design to Sayaka. “The mermaid’s armor represents the tough exterior/front Sayaka put up, while underneath was a fragile and breaking being.” I honestly thought this sounded nice, and it does kinda fit a bit.

MK-S: Had an idea about Candeloro; what if, as a quirk of her hybrid form, we get what is essentially just a mini-Mami. I’m imagining her having fun with this, swimming laps in the sink, or building and spending the night in a decent sized Lego house for the heck of it. (And of course, her fight with the rat infestation in her house. She could make it her personal mission to find how those darn pests keep getting in, going on little expeditions (pun was unintended, but I’m definitely keeping it in), mapping out where she’s been, etc.)

1)Yeah exactly, Ophelia time is sort of unavoidable at that point 2)I mean... I guess? I just dont really think poison is gonna affect someone thats essentially wearing a mask. Yes they wear they have human bodies again, that on the outside seem to be like the originals. The reality though is that their bodies still dont really function like that anymore. I said this before but sleep and hunger arent essential anymore. Tiredness in the way we experience where our body has to rest is not something a witch would experience, as they're meant to to continue existing with the only purpose of cursing people and being a "food source" (if you go with the foodchain thought) for magical girls (which in theory they can go on for eternity if they're not killed by magical girls; see Walpurgisnacht)

(The only tiredness a witch would experience is the emotional kind because that ties into their existence, thus eating and sleep are more like freetime and relaxation activities than a necessaity)

So unless the girl fights explicitly with a sort of magical poison (similiar to Mami's magic riffles yknow?) then it wont do much to any magical creature of curses and despair.

3) *head in hands* okay

4) Mami's tiny adventures sure is a turn I wasnt ever expecting but honestly? Why not

[mikenewtonhateblog]

My oc’s aka too long of a gd post

The “BL” Crew (does not stand for boys love I’m just a moron who made that abbreviation before knowing what it stands for). My main crew and main series, a lot is a big WIP right now as I’m slowly redoing the first book and all the lore. Why? I love torture. Book is fantasy type but I won’t specify what.

Lacie, the protagonist. God tier idiot, bisexual bipolar depressed MESS, insomniac, former theater kid, doesn’t know what she wants out of life but currently it is not This(plot of book). Hot headed, impulsive, crude, rude, Mommy IssuesTM, would rather be taking a nap right now, rules are made to be broken, absolutely fucking FERAL, more bags under her eyes than the airport lost and found. 5’5, 130lbs, Aries, age 18, white as shit like literally the whitest human you have ever seen, strawberry blonde hair in a 2011 Hayley Willaims haircut with long bangs, the darkest brown eyes you’ve ever seen that stare directly into your soul. Lanky, no curves, body of a 12 year old boy but works out so she can and will kick your ass and thats a threat. Not human?

Josh. Soft boy, smart, Lacie’s cousin and only friend for like the first 18 years of her life, autistic anxious mess who’s special interest is anchient egyptian history, is in honors classes, despises math, passes out when his girlfriend looks too cute, just needs a hug. Can eat a whole carton of easy mac if left alone, whole wardobe is the same outfit just different colors/hoodies, sensory issues, seriously can someone give this guy a hug. 5’9, 150lbs, Pisces, age 18, mixed (half whatever flavor of white Lacie’s family is [they don’t even know its just some scandanavian shit and irish], and half mexican on his mom’s side), medium olive skin with freckles and moles, dark chocolate brown hair that’s a bit of a 2009 Beiber cut, warm brown eyes, not beefy, a lil thicc and self concious about it but squishy boys are GOOD. Gets bit by a werewolf so now he is one his mood on it is “thats a lot to unpack but let’s just throw the whole suitcase away”.

Zander. There is not one braincell in this man, himbo KING, pansexual dumbass with undiagnosed ADHD, no impulse control, head empty and full at the same time, PTSD, his fashion sense should be an actual crime, gets in fights to feel something, basic requirements for him to be attracted to you: kick his ass. Drinks his respect women juice, sees a folding table and must immediately launch himself on it, chaotic, cannot drive a car and will not, food aggression and eats enough for 3 people but never gains weight which is ILLEGAL, him and Lacie may be a couple.....but in this house we stan slow burn, he talks in caps and every sentence either ends with a question mark or exclaimation point, likes romcoms. 6’2, 190lbs, Sagittarius, age 19, austrailian roots and has the accent but is from [REDACTED FOR STORY REASONS], white, dorito shaped with long legs, blueish black hair that’s long and messy, dark navy eyes that match his hair, bigass neck scar from [REDACTED]. Not human

Peter. Gay dad friend who is TIRED of having to be in charge of a bunch of teenagers, only one with full functioning braincells, lowkey a genius who loves engineering, mixes magical technology with human technology because he likes to play god, is he ever sober? No one knows, will kill for a bottle of single malt, his fashion sense? Tastefully expensive suits perfectly tailored. Likes building his own weapons that no one else knows how to even use, generally non-threatening but can get scary if needed. 6’4, 140lbs string bean man, Scorpio, age 179 but looks early 30s, I know I said Lacie is the whitest human but he’s even paler like a literal sheet of paper with scandanavian roots/ancestors were vikings or some shit, blonde hair styled like 2013 Brendon Urie lmfao, light crystal blue eyes. He’s a vampire and was born one.

Danielle. Tiny, sweet, queen of girls supporting girls, comments on all her friends instagram posts with 20 emojis, LOVES fashion and has a wardrobe that would make anyone jealous, oozes feminine energy, only child and parents are in love still, gets exactly 8 hours of sleep each night and wakes up looking like a disney princess. Just because she is small and cute doesn’t mean you should underestimate her she WILL fuck your shit up. Quiet when angey which is terrifying. Josh is her bf and she loves him so much but also loves teashing the shit out of him. Legally cannot cuss, polite, used her high heels as a weapon once, speaks like 5 languages because studying them is her hobby, gardens, hugs everyone. 5’0, 110, Taurus, age 18, mixed (half french-american, half Korean-american), glowy skin always, PETITE frame aka the friend everyone can pick up when they hug, long past her waist curly brown hair, bright green eyes. She’s not fully human as she has fae blood in her and this gives her the ability to talk to and control plants. Flower crowns for everyone

Becca. Theater kid who would die to sing in Wicked and has the vocal range to do so, cannot wait to graduate and go to her dream college which she got into and a scholarship, closeted lesbian bc her whole giant family is extremely catholic and she feels like not dealing with it, “no boys allowed in bedroom” rule is her favorite joke, chill, middle child of 5 siblings and just wants some peace and quiet for ONCE. Her fashion sense is “I’m dropping subtle hints I’m gay but only to other gays”, has a black belt and took self defense classes. 5’6, 145lbs, Virgo, age 18, Latina (cuban and mexican mix), darker brown skin with light freckles over her nose, athletic build, eyebrows on POINT, bright caramel eyes, short light brown hair cut in a bob, has a tiny nose stud, always wears a blue friendship bracelet her gf made her. Human

Anika. Calling her a bitch/slut is a compliment, bisexual, a bit of a mean girl but she grows out of it give her time!!! Is always Too Much, the horny friend, favorite color is red so thats almost all of her outfits, loves to show off her body as much as she can because she’s hot and knows it and thrives in her own confidence. Her mom is literally like Regina George’s mom from Mean Girls but married a rich man 20 years older than her, Anika doesn’t know her bio dad but thats fine neither does her mom and her step dad is nice and does his best to be a dad. Becca’s gf, always hanging out at her home so Becca can get some quiet because Anika’s an only child and has a pool. 5’9, 135lbs, Gemini, age 18, white, long layered dark reddish brown hair, teal-blue eyes, swimmers body type (I normally do not mention bust size but she would want the internet to know she was blessed with big bahoogles so there you go), can sprint in heels. Half mermaid (boy was that a surprise considering her mom doesn’t know who her father is LOL)

Rex. Nb uses they/them he/him pronouns but honestly will respond to any, goth lite, only attracted to men and ace, can read minds so knows all your secrets, mischevious little shit, great friends with Zander and enjoys his dumbass thoughts and that he’s basically a human version of Jackass, wears too many rings, goth boots for kicking and fashion babey, always has the freshest memes and will not hesitate to roast in the group chat, hangs with the girls most of the time. Chaos god who loves making art, be gay do crime, skateboard and spraypaint. 5’8”, 165lbs, Leo, age 18, Native American, masculine frame, dark brown skin, blue eyes, firetruck red shoulder length hair that’s usually in a ponytail, knock-off gucci sunglasses just for judging their friends. Has magic in their blood so not entirely human and can cast spells and shit (don’t roast me its a wip and I’m doing my research)

Sam. Boho goddess, aromantic, makeup and nails are always instagram worthy, quiet and stoic type but losens up around close friends, Rex is her best friend, has some trauma and doesn’t want to talk about it, emotionally numbed out a bit and wants to purely vibe. Has seen some of the worst parts of humanity and wishes she hadn’t, finds no point in being bitter or resentful though because that won’t change anything, loves cats and once she moves out shes adopting one or three. Has wine aunt energy. 5’4, 200lbs PLUS SIZE QUEEN, Scorpio, age 18, Filipino (her parents are immigrants fun fact!), really olive skin sometimes has a grey/green tinge to it, dark brown almost black shoulder length hair, gold-hazel eyes. Sam’s the victim of a family curse that requires her to consume human hearts to survive, she can transform into a pretty scary looking being and uses this curse to hunt down pedoph*les, r*pists, murderers, and abusers. The less often she feeds the less human she looks, hence the constant grey/green tinge to her skin. 

Andy. Baby of the group, must be protected at all costs, 100% didn’t sign up to be in a friendgroup of 90% monsters but highkey loves it, trans, bi, anxiety MAXED, just wants to draw comics and cosplay spiderman, has to babysit his two younger sisters a lot because his parents are....not great, and as a result now knows all the lines to Tangled and The Little Mermaid. Big nerd energy, has to draw on everything including homework, gets inspiration for comics from his friends, awkward and socially anxious, drinks way too much tea and will accidentally steal your pens. Fears include: crowds, thunder, tall angry men, tiny spaces. Just trying his best. 5’2, 100lbs BEANPOLE BOY, Leo, age 16, white (irish and scottish roots), freckles absolutely EVERYWHERE, orangey red hair thats in desperate need of a haircut, chocolate brown eyes, braces, chronic nail biter. Human and kinda wishes he wasn’t.

That’s it for now if you read all this bless u thank u here is my whole heart. Please no discourse, literally these are fictional people I’ll never publish the books they go to.

[mingjue]

give us the good werewolf!! i Must Know More

HEEHEE...............

ok BASICALLY, this will obviously be focused on Qinghe/the nie bros, so just for ref

Nie - Werewolf

Lan - Satyr

Jin - Elven

Jiang - Mermaid/Waterfolk

Wen - Draconic

WWX is vampire bc hes stupid and gay

Mingjue is half Elven, but you wouldn’t think he was asides from the big ears, Huaisang is full ‘wolf; jgy is elven/dryad; Wen Qing & Wen Ning are draconic/waterfolk

(For those who see this in the tags, this isn’t Om*g*v*rse or A/*/O do NOT touch this if u like that shit)

NOW, for actual werewolf content

The way the pack works in Qinghe is still pretty similar to clans in canon, just slightly different

Mingjue and his direct family are the head family Of Course, and they secure this position via duels/fighting should another family want to take over; these duels are common under stressful times, but Mingjue has been able to keep it held down. 

The duels are like.....scheduled ahead of time, and are held in a secure area; the rules are that you can’t kill your opponent, that if you win you must treat the wolf who lost, + only the wolf who challenged the leader can fight, no one else (and vice versa, only the leader can fight) can join in, And More

like you cant aim for vitals, use teeth beyond taunting, fights cant be scheduled during/near full moons, and the fighters must choose whether they will both fight in humanoid form or wolf form

 Clan elders supervise the fight, and have selected specific soldiers that will help break up the fight if anything goes wrong; doctors are also on stand by bc these fights get BLOODY (esp w mingjue)

Huaisang nearly loses his position after pretty much being back-to-back challenged for his position, which instilled the rule that duels can only happen three times a year. He’s managed to win his duels with his own tricks, but they can still end pretty bloody

Ranking is not much different due to the clans wanting consistency (also im stupid and gay)

The nies end up becoming the most medically advanced due to how dangerous shifting is; they develop medications to ease pain, different magic stuff to control body temperature, etc. etc.

and actually the Nies are known for being pretty wolves

TYPICALLY a fully shifted wolf during a full moon aren’t the prettiest things to look at; most commonly their fur is patchy, their limbs are obviously distorted, faces look mutilated in a sense, all that

BUT, due to advances in cultivation & medicine they’re able to be calm after a shift, so they’re able to keep up w personal hygiene LMAO

Mingjue personally is almost obsessive with keeping his fur a certain way to be both 1. Handsome :) 2. intimidating as hell; he has the advantage of getting rlly thick hair from his Elven side, so his pelt is flush. but he also leaves some of it “messy” and puffed out for the intimidation bit

huaisang keeps his completely brushed n smooth and he’s usually nested in his bed when he shifts. he was also blessed with the fullness in his pelt, but his chest/belly and thighs are more ‘bare’ compared to mingjue.

they also braid what parts of the fur they can; mingjue and huaisang have LOTS of braids as usual

ALSO the most common pelt color is black with white/lighter pelts being on the uncommon side, second most common are dark creams/browns/reds with black snouts/heads/legs/etc. 

Mingjue has ruddy brown + black snout/legs/all that; Huaisang has brown w black ticked (i have NO idea what the dog term is for that, its like the tips of the fur is black??) 

both have bright amber/yellow eyes

ALSO THEIR TAILS...........

ok. PRIMARILY. they dont have tails in human form, BUT, it’s possible, and it’s something that puppies/young disciples will usually let show??

Mingjue ONLY shows his tail when hes in private with someone close, like Huaisang or Xichen, and he Knows they won’t be walked in on. He just has this Thing where he’ll be fucking humiliated if someone else saw it. he also has rlly long fur on his tail so its PRETTY, he just thinks its childish

Huaisang on the other hand kept his tail out until he became the sole leader of the pack, save for like, banquets he attended with Mingjue bc mingjue would tell him to Quit It.

getting rid of a tail is an hour long process so mingjue has to watch the time to get huaisang before they go anywhere

if theres no time to hide a tail, tuck it in ur pants so it doesn’t move and hide it under layers

just. a tail in humanoid form is a different context than just seeing it when they’re shifted, and again a sign of childishness.

puppy ears in human form can also happen but it’s discouraged heavily because of the possibility of damaging ear canals.

OH ALSO, another reason why like, the nie clan has that GIANT ass wall surrounding its city, is because they go on total lockdown during full moons. 

puppies are a fucking MESS to deal with, and they run like. constantly. If they’re still it’s because they’re either eating something or they’ve passed out from exhaustion. Huaisang was a TERROR when he was a puppy and mingjue still has a scar on his arm from when he went ballistic from pent-up energy

SO! There’s different parts of the city where puppies and young wolves can run around, destroy shit, eat whatever, wrestle each other, all that, and they’re HEAVILY supervised by elders/adult wolves who have better control of themselves during fullmoons

the only wolves who can leave the area during a fullmoon are Mingjue and Huaisang, and maybe like, a really well-respected elder or two, but that’s it

and despite popular belief this is actually the WORST time to attack Qinghe. Every wall is guarded, everyone is in a state where they can mutilate someone thats usually considerably stronger than them in human form, and Everyone is on high-alert whether they’re destroying a tree or nearly unconscious

theres also areas in the city sealed off for weaker/sickly wolves who are taken care of by capable adults, citizens of other species, all that

full moons aren’t hated in qinghe! they’re quite fun if you’re a werewolf; the areas for Going Ham are usually packed with different stuff u can mess with, you just have to watch ur back

they also aren’t that violent bc again, intense supervision by elders and the like; and they’re becoming more and more festival like with cultivation and medical advancement

then of course, the sword situation is still very much the same; my version of werewolves are like, slightly allergic to silver, but piercing one or having silver near won’t kill a wolf. the most it will do is give them a rash :/

all of their jewelry/accessories are made out of different metals because of this, esp since Qinghe is rich with that (+jewels/gems bc i love that hc so much)

THENNN i think last thing for now, they DO wear some form of clothing in wolf form, MOST of the time

typically there’s enough fur to cover privates, but its not unusual for there Not to be enough fur, so there’s specially made hanfu for full moons that are custom made for each wolf

basically being a seamstress in Qinghe will Get You Places, bc tears will happen, people will want them adjusted if they’re passing them to another family member, fashion choices, etc. etc.

Mingjue normally wears really simple hanfu and dachangs (the like, over-robe thing), but xichen bought him a specially made hanfu that he likes to wear during really important events, should he be in wolf form :)

huaisang buys new full moon hanfu every few months He Likes To Sit And Feel Pretty By Himself............(Or Maybe For Jiang Cheng If He Visits..........)

[joelleechristaasblog]

Animal kingdom 2019🐵🦁🐯🐺🐗🦥🐼🦒🐘🦩

I'm gonna have to do multiple posts since I'm only allowed 10 pictures per post, so I'm gonna do Animal kingdom first.

Here's a picture of me and my family out front of Disney's Animal kingdom! 👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼🐼🦍🦓🦩

In November of 2019 my family went to the happiest place on earth Disney world in Orlando Florida, my favorite place on earth. On our second day out of four we went to Animal kingdom. I love Animal kingdom it has so much to do! From seeing and interacting with real animals to rollercoasters and other fun rides that we went on. Spectacular shows and of course the tree of life.

For our trip to Disney's Aniaml kingdom our aunt penny got me and my sister and cousin all matching shirts. That was one of the things about Disney thats pretty cool is everyone and their personal shirts made specifically for Disney world. Ours said our names on them and they were pretty and sparkly!

There's us under the tree of life wearing our matching shirts! I love this picture of us we look so happy and we were. The whole time we were there we had giant smiles on our faces from beginning to end. So all the pictures we posed for you can just see the joy in our eyes.

One of my favorite parts of Animal kingdom is the tree of life and the cool 4-D show underneath the tree of life. Starring Flick from bugs life, it's a cute show that takes you into the POV of a bug. It's so inventive just like everything else in Disney. When I was younger the show kinda used to scare me when the antagonist (Hopper) would come out and take over the show trying to kill the humans like we kill millions of bugs everyday. Lol its a very interactive show. Heres a shot of my and kara before we went into the show with our honorary glasses to see the bugs.👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼

Another aspect of animal kingdom that we love was seeing all the animals. We went on a jungle safari and got to see alot of cool animals they have in Africa. After waiting in line for like an hour we finally got on jungle safari. All the interesting animals are just roming around which is really cool! I mean we got so close it was like we could almost touch them.

After a little while we got a little hungry so we stopped for a little midday snack. It was a 10$ cookie because everything in Disney costs an arm and a leg lol. Don't get me wrong it was good but wicked expensive. It was just a silly icecream cookie too! I couldn't have the smoothie that everyone was gawking about because of the coconut they use in it. Boo for food allergies! I even asked if they could make it without the coconut milk in it and they said no. Like wtf?!? But here's the 10$ cookie 👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼

Later on we saw the best live show animal kingdom has to offer called the festival of the lion king! Its so amazing with all the effects and singing dancing and acrobatics. They even have an amazing talented aerialist who would fly so high above the crowd. When I was younger I wanted to do that! Still probably could if we lived in Florida! The show is very entertaining and also interactive just like everything else in disney. It really gets the kids involved too!

The best thing about Disney is you don't have to be a kid to believe in the magic, Disney really brings the magic to life. People of all ages always enjoy Disney world. Ive been a Disney kid my whole life and will probably never grow out of it. I cant wait til I have kids of my own to take them and show them the magic. Ever since i was little I watched and re watched every disney movie there is. My favorites would be Winnie the pooh, lion king and the little mermaid. Oh and of course lilo and stitch! Stitch is literally my spirit aniaml!

After the lion king show we rode some more rides and then had dinner, a wopping 40$ later for dinner we went to the lake to see the light show on the water. It was so cool, nothing like anything ive ever seen before! They were projecting images on water! Yes water! It was amazing. Heres some shots of the coolest light show👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼 just another way Disney brings magic to life.

How cool!! It was so pretty! After the light show we rode the best rollercoaster there climb to mount Everest! Im honestly surprised my mom went on it too. It goes 80 feet up in the air! Then goes backwards too which is the coolest, its the only rollercoaster ive been to do that. Heres a great picture i snagged off the computer screen where they try and sell you the pictures for like 30$👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼

Look at us screaming lol. Thats my uncle dave behind me and my sister. This picture kills me. After that exhilarating ride we did a little shopping. Daddy bought me a beautiful animal kingdom shirt! I spent well over 600$ at Disney..opps. lol between eating and shopping it went way too easily. Also at animal kingdom i got my charms for my bracelet ive had since i was a kid too! Costing 6.99$ each i got three of them. Another opps moment,not really though iblove that bracelet. Shopping was another one of my favorite parts too! Plus the cool thing about animal kingdom all the proceeds went to the animals! I also got my baby simba necklace which i wear all the time!

Over all animal kingdom was pretty great! I would honestly love to go back and just do Animal kingdom. Its one of the smaller parks but its definitely one of the bests. Besides Magic kingdom,aniaml kingdom is the best! So heres a few more pictures i snapped there! 👇🏼

There are more posts to come for all the different parks. This was our Animal kingdom experience!

Sincerely yours,

Joelle💕

[pinkykitten]

Winsome

The Wolf Among Us

Bigby Wolf x plus size! reader

Warning: curse words, reader feeling self conscious 

Specifics: fluff, romance, one shot, plus size reader, race neutral reader

People: Bigby Wolf, you, toad, Snow White, Prince (oc)

Words: 2,233

Requested: By @native-snowflake Hi! Could you please do a Bigby Wolf x Fat!Reader where the reader thinks he likes Snow because he’s always around her but he’s really asking Snow on how to ask the reader out? Thanks 😊

Authors Note: this is one of my fav video games its sooo good. also i have such bad back pain cuz of my amazing period. i want to die rn ✌️

The alarm clocked beeped rapidly on your nightstand. The sun was just rising, creeping up to give you a morning hello through the window. Silencing the clock you get up with a groan and a moan. “Its to early,” you declare, getting up anyways. 

You were a reporter, a newspaper reporter. Many folks in Fabletown would often see you with a camera hanging from your neck. Many, many, many people hated you. The reason? Well, you went into their business I mean it is your job. You would get the juiciest stories with the best pictures to back you up. That’s why the newspaper company you worked for, “The Mermaid Times”, always made such good money. It was because of you. 

After eating and getting ready for the day you decided to pick your outfit. It was difficult in the times you lived in, and the more so. These people weren’t just ordinary humans, they were fables. Now do you see any plus size princesses, damsels in distress? Unfortunately, it was difficult to find outfits fit for your job and size. Your dress code was a classy blouse, and skirt. You searched endlessly through your closet. “C’mon y/n you’re gonna be late,” you scolded yourself. 

Finally, you put an outfit together that was suitable for your job.

When you put it on you twirled around in it, trying to find the best parts of it. But nothing. “I don’t know about this.” You placed a hand to your stomach, you really hated how you looked. It just felt awkward, nobody was really your size. The only people that could stand for plus size would be...the trolls. You sighed and saw the time, “oh my god I’m gonna be late!” There was no time for you to sulk and cry you had to go to work and fast!

Walking down the street you chuckle to yourself. “Theres toad back at it again.” You quickly snapped a picture of him walking around, not glamoured. “Its to the farm for him soon.”

You quickly ran to the building. You were working hard more than ever. These murders showing up were not normal and you were the one who had to make sure these stories informed the people of Fabletown. 

“Hello sir, sorry I’m late. “ You gave a guilty smile as you shook hands with your boss. 

“How many times do I need to tell you this y/n, come in at 7. God is it really that difficult?”

“No sir its just I-”

“Please get to work!”

You quickly ran to your office and shut the door. Your boss’s name was Prince. Apparently to him he was the one who saved Nerissa and that they were in love. Remeber, the Little Mermaid?

You huffed down in your dingy chair and placed your fingers on your temples. A knock came through. “Come in!”

One of your co-workers rushed in with many paperwork. “Boss wants ya to get a interview with Snow and Sheriff Bigby. Think you could do that?”

Your whole mood changed. Seeing Bibgy? You and Bigby go way back. You and him are longtime friends. Your heart started to beat rapidly. You also had a liking to Bigby. He was kind to you, and rough around the edges. You knew about his past but chose not to dwell on those instead you dwell on the man he has become today. A sheriff that is pretty dam* good at his job. 

“Um excuse me y/n?”

“Oh,” you hadn’t realize you were spacing out. “Yes of course I can do that. Thanks.”

You go to the mayors building and try to find the assistant deputy mayor office. You feel self conscious inside because many times you have realized that Snow has a better job than you. It made you feel in a way stupid and not important. 

You found her office and gave it a light knock. This interview had to be a little quick because you wanted to ask Bigby while you interviewed him if he would like to go out for dinner. 

You opened the door and low and behold...Bigby was there. “Of course,” you muttered but quickly put on a fake smile. 

Unknown to you Bigby heard you and saw your expression. He stood up when you entered the room and his face showed it all. His love and adoration for you. 

“Hello there y/n! What a surprise, how are you?” Snow asked, covering her mouth because her and Bigby were...eating.

“Well okay then,” you whispered to yourself. Dinner plans are over.

“I’m...good. You guys look great. So I was supposed to interview you and then Bigby but since you’re both here I guess I could interview you both together.” You gave a hug to Snow and lightly gave a hug to Bigby. You didn’t want Bigby to touch your stomach or just touch you because you know you’ve gained weight. As you interviewed them you saw the way they sat by each other, looking in each others eyes, finishing each others sentence. You could tell they really cared for each other and why wouldn’t she get anybody? She was a perfect size, beautiful in the face, kind, sweet, caring. You were the fly on the wall while she was the princess. You would always be the fly on the wall, watching others have fun and enjoy life while you cry with a tub of ice cream to comfort you. 

You stumbled upon your last question to them, “um, I.” You felt tears coming down your face and you sniffled them. “Sorry,” you kept your head low, “allergies. Well I think that settles it. Thank you both enjoyyourday!” Running to the exit you stumble your way out of the building but not until you hear your name being called. 

It was Bigby. You curse under your breath, “of course god dam*it!”

You walked faster through the traffic and went across the street from the building. 

“Y/n I know you hear me!” Bigby called out, running to you. You stood by a drug store awaiting him knowing you wouldn’t even stand a chance with him. 

“Yeah sorry I couldn’t hear you with all the traf-”

“Whats wrong? Why are you crying?”

“Oh its nothing.” In your head you wanted to slap yourself. You wanted to tell him all about your insecurities. Wanted to tell him how much you love him. “Really, the big bad wolf I’m fine.” Your gentle hands found themselves on his cheeks, feeling the rough scratch of his facial hair. 

“Y/n, you can tell me anything right? I’m here for you sweetheart. And I mean I am the sheriff so I have to make sure you are doing okay.” Bigby wanted to hit himself for that terrible joke. 

You looked into his eyes and already you felt better. You laughed and ran your fingers through his hair, “silly Bigby. I’m fine, just go over there. You don’t want to leave your soulmate Snow anymore. I mean I always see you guys together, its like you’re inseparable. Thats okay though, thats how love should be.”

Bigby looked at you weirdly, shaking his head. He tried to go against what you were saying and say his part but you wouldn’t let him speak. 

“My advice is...go to that pizza place down the street its frickin amazing.” Great, food. Thats all you talk about. Well it didn’t matter, who were you trying to amaze, certainly not Bigby. “See you around Bibgy. Also if you don’t know which color she likes just always go for white, usually that works.” You quickly but sweetly placed a loving kiss on his cheek and left waving. 

Bigby was left startled at what you said. “For god sakes y/n I don’t love Snow I love...you.”

Bigby P.O.V

From the moment he met you Bigby was in love. Bigby and you were friends for ages but he always knew he wanted to be with you. Bigby was always there for you, even during those times when you didn’t love yourself. He always wanted to make sure that you knew how much he loved you, but now, now he felt like a failure. You thought he liked Snow!

Bigby slammed the door to Snow’s office. Angry with himself. 

“Did she realize it? How did you tell her? Oh please tell me you didn’t get down on one knee?” Snow pestered Bigby into telling the details. 

“Snow I didn’t ask her out! Alright, I didn’t ask her out.” Bigby rubbed his temples in stress. 

“What do you mean? You didn’t do anything that I taught you?”

“Snow, y/n thinks that me and you are together, like in love.”

Snow felt bad and bit her lip, “ and she’s been seeing us together a lot so no wonder she thinks that. Oh poor girl. I feel so bad, I wanted her to know how much you love her. She’s always coming to me sometimes for interviews when in real life she wants someone to talk to. She has such a good heart yet she feels so terrible about herself.”

Bigby stood up and placed a cigarette in his mouth. “I’m gonna do it.”

“Do what?”

“I’m gonna tell that girl, my girl, how much I love her. I’m gonna make sure she knows how sexy and beautiful she is in my eyes. She needs to know this and she needs to hear it because shi* it is the truth! I love her Snow, I really love her.”

Snow smacked Bigby lightly on the head, “then what are you waiting for Romeo? GO!”

End of Bigby P.O.V

You, again, these moments happen many times in your life, are sitting on your couch, watching the notebook while eating a ton of ice cream and crying your heart out. 

“Why can’t I look like that? Why can’t I have love like that? Guess its just you and me,” you said to your ice cream, eating a spoonful. 

Suddenly, someone knocked on your door. You didn’t think anything of it so you didn’t try to cover yourself up. You trudged to the door and opened it. You wish you would of covered yourself up. 

It was Bigby. You tried closing the door but Bigby was too strong. 

“No Big you can’t see me this way. I don’t have makeup on and I look terrible!” Your arms showed through your pj, you weren’t wearing a bra, and your stomach chub was visible.

Bigby came in and saw you in your state. You tried covering yourself up, you seeing ugliness while Bigby saw...beauty. 

“Wow.” Was all he said. 

“Trust me I know,” you answered back, looking in his eyes. 

Bigby walked closer to you, and he could tell you were crying for a long time. Your eyes were red and your eyelashes were thick with your tears, your e/c eyes standing out to Bigby and making him weak. Your plump cheeks, stained with tears. Your lips dry, needing to be kissed to bring them back to a hydrated state. You looked like a goddess to Bigby. 

“Sweetie-”

“Its fine, I’m fine. What did you want Bigby?” You sat on the arm chair of your couch, covering your arms and stomach. 

“I wanted to tell you something. I wanted to tell you that,” Bigby heaved a heavy sigh. He was a man of few words, not much of a man expressing his feelings. But you needed his feelings right now, you needed all of him. “I wanted to tell you that I think you are beautiful. You think I like Snow, well you’re wrong. I actually like, well, love you.” Bigby scratched his head while you gasped. “Hear me out, I don’t want any one else except you. I think you are gorgeous, I think you’re prefect the way you are. I see someone so important, someone so hardworking, sexy, smart, kind, caring, really a gad dam* jem. In other words I came here to tell you that you don’t need changing and all that shi*, I just want you to feel loved.”

Bigby motioned closer to you and made you look up in his eyes. “I wanted to know if you would like to go out. Would you like to be my-”

Your lips crashed onto his, your fingers laced in his light brown locks. His lips tasted of cigarette and something unknown, something of Bigby. Your soft cheeks touched his rough facial hair in the make out session. Placing your hands around his neck you deepen the kiss. You wanted this more than anything. You have been in love with Bigby for so long that this is what you needed. Lips separating, you and him are panting. 

“Sorry,” you bit your lip, feeling embarrassed. 

“No don’t be, I really wanted to do that. That was actually...amazing. I meant what I said y/n, all of what I said, I meant it.”

You nodded and smiled a real actual happy smile, “I know.”

Bigby picked you up and placed you on his lap. You laid your head right on his chest, while his hands were wrapped around you. Bigby kissed the top of your head, “what are we watchin?”

“The Notebook,” you smiled at him, giggling when you saw him gag. 

That night was perfect, Bibgy was sweet, funny, and just perfect for you. He made you feel loved and beautiful. 

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[godess-ofthe-underworld]

See You Again (A Harry Hook x reader story)

wow! Part 8 is finally here! i had a lot of fun writing this part!!

Part 8

Summary: When Hadley, Daughter of the feared ruler of the Underworld Hades, is sent along with her 4 best friends to Auradon Prep she must leave behind a certain pirate who stole her heart.  Will she be able to keep the promise she made to him or will it all go up in flames?

Disclaimer: I do not own any characters in Descendants.  Hadley and the plot between her and Harry are mine.

The day after Mal had given Ben the love cookies and the big win for the tourney team, Hadley sat in her eighth period class; History of Woodsmen and Pirates.  They had just finished up a unit on good pirates which Hadley came in the middle of when she was brought from the isle. She came in the middle of the learning about Blackbeard. She also learned about Captain Jack Sparrow, even though some people believe he is bad he did live on the isle for a short time before he was pardoned by king beast and was free to sail.

“Okay class settle down” Mr. Collins said when he walked in the room.

Mr. Collins was a middle aged man with a large gut and a slight bald spot in the back of his head.  He wore a pair of thick rimmed glasses that sat over a crooked nose.  He took a stack of papers out of his briefcase and started passing them out.

“Today we start our unit on villan pirates.  I am passing out a small quiz for today's pirate. Answer as much as you can.  Return It to my desk when you are done.”

Hadley looked down at the paper placed on her desk and her heart skipped a beat.

                                      Pop Quiz on Captain Hook                             1. What is Captain Hook's full name?                Captain James Hook                                2. Name Captain Hook's first mate.               Mr. Smee                               3. What are Captain Hook's crimes?               Murder ( he threw a crew member overboard after he wouldn't shut up)                Attempted murder ( tried to kill Peter Pan, Wendy and the Lost Boys)                Kidnapping ( Tinkerbell and the Native American princess Tiger Lily)                Manipulation ( Tinkerbell)                  4.Where did Captain Hook sail before being put on the Isle of                                                              the Lost?                Neverland, just off the coast near Mermaid lagoon and Skull Rock.                         5.What is the name of the crocodile that ate his hand?                Tick-tock                        6.What is the name of Captain Hook's ship and where does it                                                    reside now?              The Jolly Rodger now resides ship wrecked on the Isle of the Lost just off the opposite coast.  It serves home to his family of three children and him.  

Hadley was the first one done due to her extensive knowledge on the infamous Captain thanks to Harry. She smiled at the memories of when she and Harry would stay up late on the beach of the Isle and tell stories of their parents past and laugh at how they always went wrong.  She stood and walked over to Mr. Collins desk, handing him the paper with a light smile.  Gotta blend in right?  

Sitting back down at her desk she fiddled with the silver hook around her neck working on her drawings. Not once since she'd been in Auradon had anyone asked why the daughter of Hades had a hook around her neck.  Probably because they were afraid if they asked they'd see a side of her they wished they hadn't.

When everyone had finished, Mr. Collins graded everyone's papers and stood at the front of the class.  

“Well done, some of you were able to answer the whole quiz.  The others who were not able to, don't worry we will go over everything in the next two classes.” He held one of the papers in his hand.  “ Now there was one of you who went above and beyond the questions and gave a little more information.  Hadley it’s impressive, you know more about Captain Hook's ship and his crimes than I do.  Well done.” Collins smiled at her.

A deep blush spread her cheeks when he called her out.

“ That's only because she's a villain too!”  Percy Pan, son of Peter Pan, loudly announced.

Mr. Collins glanced over at Percy.

“That maybe true but she has knowledge on the subject that even rivals our textbooks, Percy, and she shared it. Thank you Hadley.”

Percy began mumbling about how his father was better.

Hadley stopped mid shade and glared over at the orange haired boy.

“well your dad made him the way he is now!” Hadey snapped.

“ He was a villain before my father even knew him” Percy sassed.

“That maybe true but before your father happened Captain Hook wasn't insane.  Your father cut off his hand and fed it to a crocodile, unprovoked might I add, who then tried to eat him every chance he got.  Your father constantly tormented him with clocks and crocodile shadows just to get a laugh.  Your father constantly attacked the Captain, who at this point was an older man and could barely keep up. He stole his treasure on multiple occasions and hid it for Hook to find.  He stole his ship, took his treasure and his hand.  All because he was an adult?! So yes naturally Hook wanted revenge.  Who wouldn't.  He may not have been nice to your father but he was and still is an excellent Captain, with a loyal crew who would lay down their lives for him.  He is as close to a real father as I can get! And I won't tolerate anyone who talks down to someone just because they're a villain.” By this time Hadleys hair was flaming red, taller than her father's her eyes turned a brilliant shade of ruby red and a fire quickly spread over her body as she shook in anger.

There was fear in Percy's eyes as he started at the goddess.  

“Okay okay! Hadley calm down!” Mr. Collins gasped.  

Hadley pinched the bridge of her nose  and took a big breath sighing out “I'm cool. I'm cool. I'm fine. I'm cool.”  The flames slowly absorbed back into her, her eyes returned to their normal blue along with her hair, which still held a soft glow. She sat back down in her seat as Mr. Collins looked to her with pure astonishment in his eyes.

“Hadley, would you mind sharing how you know so much about Captain Hook?”

“ummmm…. My best friend is his son, Harry Ho-”

The rest of the class gasped.

“There's more of them?!” Percy stammered.

Hadley turned to look at him with her jaw clenched and a murderous look in her eyes.

“Yes in fact, Captain Hook has three children, all of which I am close with.  His oldest daughter Harriet and his youngest daughter CJ, who are like sisters to me.  So I suggest you zip it, otherwise Hook's hand won't be the only human body part fed to Tick- Tock.” Hadley's hair glowed a bright blue as Percy sunk back in his chair. She turned back to Mr.Collins, her gaze softening slightly but still holding a hard stare.

“ as I was saying, i am best friends with Harry Hook, his son.  Captain Hook told us his  stories when we were young.” She sighed.

“ Thank you Hadley for sharing with us. Now as many of you know Captain Hook used to sail in Neverland…” Hadley tuned Mr. Collins out for the rest of the class.

When the bell rang she marched down to the courtyards with tables.  She found Doug, Dopeys son, sitting at blue picnic table working on homework.

Hadley slammed her books down, startling him.  Her head dropped on to the books as she sat down.

“ Bad day?”

“You don't know the half of it.” she groaned. “ I snapped at Percy Pan, threatened to feed him to Tick-Tock the crocodile if he didn't shut his mouth.”

Doug laughed but before he could say anything Evie ran up behind him holding a paper I front of his face.  

“ for the first time its like I'm more than just a pretty face.” Evie smiled.

“A shocker hu?” Doug laughed.

“ I've never thought you were just a pretty face E. You've always been smart.” Hadley said looking up at her best friend.

“ Thanks H.  But I bet I could get an A on the next test without the mirror.”

“Of course you will -”

“There you two are!” Mal exclaimed stomping up to the table. “ I have been looking for you literally everywhere!”

Hadley and Evie looked at each other concerned.

“what's wrong?” Evie asked.

Mal let out a long breath. “ Ben just asked me out on.. on a date!” She whispered the last part.

Evie glanced at Hadley who snickered at her friends horror stricken face.

“ We can handle this!” Evie and Hadley stood up ushering Mal back to the dorms.

WHOA! ok guys so thats part 8 DONE! If you liked this part and would like part 9 please like,comment or relog!  This story can aslo be found on my Wattpad page as well (@phelpsphan).  Also if you want to be tagged in this series to know when i up date it please message me!  

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[a-nonbinary-mess]

I want you to do all the botanical asks because im a plant gay and i love you and i love plants

im crying op please tell me who you are please i love you too idk who you are but im love u too (also this is 31 questions anon omggg)

baby’s breath: 5 things you associate yourself with

1. art (anything aesthetically pleasing)

2. food–mainly desserts

3. stress (that i put on myself)

4. lavender bc i really love lavenders

5. uhh dogs? i really love dogs

bleeding heart: what makes your heart go mushy?

-thoughts of how much I adore my friends tbh

-any cliche romcom trope in a fanfic or seeing ppl suddenly realize how much they love another person, whether platonically or romantically

-seeing kind people in the world and amazing animals, mainly dogs and cats

bell flower: what’s the title of the song that makes you want to jump around out of joy?

-uhh idk i like disney channel original songs a lot tho and ive been listening to a lot of potential song by aly and aj lol

-love on the brain by rihanna, uhh anything that sounds cheesy and cute and romantic like la vie en rose by edith piaf (the cover by laura and anton is super good)

evening primrose: what is your sleeping playlist (five songs): 

-anything by lofi hip hop beats w/ anime girls studying hard

-any studio ghibli song tbh

-any classical music song idk i dont listen to a lot of music before i sleep

-tango music ??? 

-a whole musical (hamilton, chicago, etc)

-songs that dont require me to sing bc i will sing to legit any song at 3 am instead of sleeping

forget-me-not: who is your favorite blog that’s not following you? 

-hmm idk? i mainly follow a lot of art blogs, so i would say any of them? maybe hinamie? or insomniac-arrest is a super cool person, thatsthat24 bc thomas sanders is an amazing human being and i would love to be friends with him

daffodil: what is one plant that you want to have but can never get?

-lavenders or sunflowers? where i live is kind of really difficult to plant anything tbh (unpredictable weather, things die in the winter, etc) and also idk how to take care of plants r i p 

calla lily: are you more of a sunny day or a rainy evening?

-rainy evening for sure. i love to leave the window opening, listen to soothing music, drink tea surrounded by candles, and read something ive been putting off while my dog is curled up next to me

foxglove: what is your favorite color and in what shade?

-i like the whole rainbow of colors but i prefer the darkest black and darker red for clothing and a light purple in general

lavender: what is something that you’ve always wanted to be/have/get but can never have?

-happiness. jk but i really do wish that i wasn’t mentally ill though :// also a cat. bc im allergic : (

love in a mist: what is the latest dream that you remember?

-idk i dont sleep well or deep enough anymore to even dream but i remember having a dream 2 years ago that i was dating oikawa from haikyuu and he was so disconcerting in my dream that i remember it to this day bc essentially he wasnt a real person like i could recognize him bc he was a damn hologram like miku and we had sex the end it was wild

daisy: what is your favorite flavor of cotton candy, ice cream, and juice?

-favorite cotton candy flavor (???): there are multiple flavors???? i just like the original pink i guess idk anything about cotton candy 

-ice cream: cookies n cream, cookie dough, vanilla, mint depending on where im getting it, and strawberry : )

-juice: does fruit punch count 

painter’s palette: are you more of a singer, dancer, painter, or instrumentalist?

-i love singing and i can legit never stop

tulip: what is your most favorite make-up product? do you like it more natural, dark, or etc?

-i love love love red eyeshadow. the brighter the red, the better. i also love red eyeliner and just anything red in general, but i usually mainly use red eyeshadow bc i love the look; anything red = good

waxflower: are you a bee or a butterfly person? a dog or a cat person?

-i love bees !!! butterflies are cool too but bees are cute fluffy babies that essentially control whether we live or die

-uhh probably dog person but only bc i have one :0 i love cats too but im less sneezy and generally stressed when im with dogs lol

sugarbush: do you have sweet tooth? if yes, what’s your favorite sweets? if no, why?

-i really do like sweets but i used to eat so much as a kid that im kind of sick of them now but i still like to eat the occasional cookie or cake or something

-i really like donuts !!! also any asian dessert (eastern, southern, western, EVERYWHERE) is amazing to me and i love eating them

sunflower: would you like to be a fairy or a mermaid?

-merperson !!! i love the ocean and maybe we can finally figure out whats at the bottom of it ; ) sweet pea: what would you like to call your significant other?

-babe mainly, hon

-hey, you fucker

-u dumb egg

sea lavender: can you swim? which strokes can you do?

-i can barely swim now uggghhh but i swam for five years and i knew all the strokes and was super good at freestyle (haru who) !! now i can barely do the freestyle and that’s it lolwindflower: list 5 of your favorite blogs and explain why i like them

-thebootydiaries: she’s funny !! anyone who i find funny i automatically like

-thatsthat24: thomas sanders is amazing. i love him and his friends so much and i think about being his friend a lot to the point where ill have dreams about suddenly being good friends with his whole posse aldjfal;fjl

-tatir0ckz: we used to talk a lot like back when we were both into hetalia but we never talk anymore ? which is fine ! but i remember a lot of our old convos and we skyped like once and idk 2012 was a simpler time

-adorable-as-fuck: i know her irl !! we went to the arcade like once and it was a ton of fun so we exchanged tumblrs and thats it and on the rare occasion that we’re both free, we might go to the arcade again !! idk its cool she’s super cool

-mhaikkun: her art style is so good and she doesnt upload as much on tumblr anymore but shes so cute and her clothing style and aesthetics is sooo good !! she’s a p cool person and her stories on twitter are always super wholesome aah

-this is more than five but ngl aphtextsfromnordics, incorrectknb and any other incorrect quotes blogs or text message blogs changed me as a person aldfj

golden rod: are you more of a baker or a cook?

-baker for sure ! baking just calms me down i think

bloom: what is something that you would like to tell your children?

-if i do have children, i want to tell them that i will never judge them for who they want to be. i hope they will be as open as possible and that i would never want to make them uncomfortable. i would encourage talking about problems and just communicating needs in general. idk, basically everything my biological parents didnt do

peony: what is something that you wish your parents could’ve told you?

-tbh my parents are awful, awful parents (and one of them is just a purely disgustingly, horrid person) and i would never wish for them to tell me anything bc on the off chance that they did try to parent, it was to tell me how much of a burden i was, or something racist/homophobic, etc. 

-if they were better people, i wish they would have told me it was okay to be struggling and its okay to be lost rn. i wish they would have encouraged open communication and kindness but well, i learned that all myself : )

prairie gentian: do you have a significant other?

-nope! i sometimes really wish i did, but relationships honestly stress me out and idk how to talk to irl people : ( i love platonic relationships a little more honestly, makes me feel more comfortable

september flower: are you more of a sunshine or sunset person?

-sunset for sure lol i think sunsets are so pretty bc of all the colors that are involved and during that time period is when im doing something i like and im typically at home : ))

bird of paradise: do you wake up early? do you sleep early?

-i wake up early now bc of school but i usually sleep late and wake up late haha

marigold: what’s your favorite tea?

-roasted green tea and lavender! anything flowery is nice too : )

peruvian lily: what are the names of your pets?

-i only have one dog (a pomeranian) and her name is marzia! which is short for marzipan bc my dad didnt want to remember such a long name lol

hyacinth: do you name your plants?

-ye! most of the time theyre just silly names like spiky (for when we had a cactus a long time ago) or red/pink (the colors of the roses), etc. idk about now bc i dont have any plants currently

lilac: would you rather sleep and be cozy or hang out with your friends?

-hmm depends on the friend tbh

-but most of the time id rather sleep and be cozy !!!

poppy: do you like to dip your fries or do you like it as is?

-dipping !! i like ketchup or ketchup and mayo !! cheese fries are sooo good too

dandelion: any special talent that you have?

-i can bullshit a writing piece really bad and still get a good grade on it (seeing as most of the time i procrastinate until the night before and write the whole damn thing)

thanks for all of these questions anon !! if u can and ur comfortable, pls get off of anon sometime so we can talk !! im on tumblr a lot more now bc im procrastinating lol (and if my responses are late its bc im on mobile with no notifs on lol)

[kara-dolan]

All of it sis 💁🏻‍♀️

WELL OKAY THEN

0:Height

5′2 me and my short self


1:Virgin?

YUP

2:Shoe size

Um… Hold on gotta check (I don’t know cause I don’t get shoes often) Okay so I wear 3 sizes I wear 7 ½ in heels, 8 and 8 ½. My feet are apparently weird.


3:Do you smoke?

No, I have before tho when i was like 6 with my brother grosses shit ever. But I also use to smoke marijuana but like I havent done that since last year around May.


4:Do you drink?

Occasionally. But I don’t get drunk. Never have gotten drunk either. 


5:Do you take drugs?

No only thing that came close was weed and that was for my depression and anxiety. It just wasn’t prescribe. 


6:Age you get mistaken for

20 or older. Like I got to see a kids movie tho because of how short I am. So yay!


7:Have tattoos?

NO Sadly


8:Want any tattoos?

FUCK YES I HAVE LIKE 17 Tats drawn up and I know where I want them to go.


9:Got any piercings?

Ears.


10:Want any piercings?

Yes my nose. 


11:Best friend?

Evelin mi hermanita, but also VIVIANA aka @notanotherdolantwinsblog


12:Relationship status

Single until Grayson notices me or some shit


13:Biggest turn ons

FUCK THIS HAD TO BE ON HERE. Um… Jaw clenching, Grey sweatpants, “Babe”, “Baby”, Cute nicknames, Biting, hair pulling, choking, scratching, certain laughs, spanking, deep conversations, weird but like when someone picks me up and I don’t expect it, lip biting, eye rolling, cheesy jokes, puns, dirty jokes, someone being so focused on something like full on has their attention.


14:Biggest turn offs

Feet, anal (like shit comes out of there no thanks), Smells that would make me like revolt to Jupiter, douche bags like the I am better than everyone type of cocky douche. 


15:Favorite movie

Romeo + Juliet, Titanic, Nemo, Monsters Inc., Scream, It Follows, Little Mermaid (all of them), Austin Powers (all of them). Sucker Punch, Kick Ass, 5th Wave,Let Me In.


16:I’ll love you if

Oof okay ahhh um get to know me for me and we have a form of bond like that honestly I feel so bad if people give me things they pay for like I feel like I am just taking and I feel like shit so yeah become my friend and I grow to love you for you and you hopefully do the same.


17:Someone you miss

My Haybug. ( my cousins daughter who I call my niece who I helped basically raise) um Grayson and Ethan, my cousin Austin and my other cousin Pierce.


18:Most traumatic experience

Yeah this is great, um I have a couple one really fucked me up and the other one almost made me kill myself so I won’t be posting about it because it is not something I want in the world.


19:A fact about your personality

Uhhhhh….  it is still forming because I am trying to find who I am.


20:What I hate most about myself

My weight and teeth.


21:What I love most about myself

My eye color and laugh.


22:What I want to be when I get older

Financially stable lol but also a musician and actor


23:My relationship with my sibling(s)

Well I live with my little sister and we annoy the hell out of each other but we love each other too and then my brother is away in a different state with the national guard and trying to join the army, so complicated?


24:My relationship with my parent(s)

Well fuck. I… this is so complex no one is ready for it.


25:My idea of a perfect date

Surfing ( hopefully not dying from it) followed by a hike to a high place to over look everything followed by pizza and ice cream and a movie where we cuddle (after a shower of course)


26:My biggest pet peeves

EATING WITH MOUTH OPEN AND SMACKING IT LIKE NO STOPPPPP.


27:A description of the girl/boy I like

He is just so beautiful, the way his laugh lines crease when he smiles with or with out teeth is just incredible and the way his brown eyes that change color due to lighting and emotion shine through even when he isn’t at his best because he has the most amazing heart and puts everyone else before himself even though he knows he needs to take time and get to what makes him happy. His hair that goes through hell but it still maintains a soft poofy look and as of right now it is a light brown almost ash brown with bits of dirty blonde. His jawline is the kind you wouldn’t even see on a greek god because it is so unique to his face hell his bone structure is his own and yet in some ways completely different from his brothers. He has an athletic build that I barely pay attention to because his droopy eyes capture my attention with the intensity that he stare with. Not to mention he has the most creative beautiful mind I have ever seen with theories and words he has and things he acts out. His sense of humor is amazing he is such a goof ball and it’s a mix of stupid corny jokes and dirty jokes that he can’t fully say out loud because he is caught in the public eye all the time. He can’t be himself and it is the most painful thing to know because he has the biggest kindest heart ever and is human with insecurities beyond what I know. Plus his scars that add characteristic details to his face that tell a story of a young boy having fun without a care in the world is the most beautiful construct of his humanity. Whoa. 

He completely owns my ass…


28:A description of the person I dislike the most

Cheeto with a blonde toupee 


29:A reason I’ve lied to a friend

To protect them. Or myself.


30:What I hate the most about work/school

That I don’t do either


31:What your last text message says

I didn’t know I could describe someone like this


32:What words upset me the most

You aren’t wanted here.


33:What words make me feel the best about myself

When someone thanks me for helping them. I don’t help people for that reason but I like to know that I helped in some way. It makes me feel good that they feel good.


34:What I find attractive in women

Confidence for sure. LIKE YES BOO YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL!!!! YES WORK THAT OUTFIT! YOU ARE GLOWING!!!!! 


35:What I find attractive in men

Honesty, pure real deep honesty. Like how they feel or asking them questions to where they give deep meaningful answers or even if its like “ I just wanna fuck” like Okay you hot but I aint down for that thank you for being honest but oof damn even hotter now but like I am good. (unless they are strangers then thats creepy)


36:Where I would like to live

Greece, Rome, Italy, California, New Jersey like the nature aspects of all these places oh my damn it’s so beautiful.


37:One of my insecurities

My smile


38:My childhood career choice

Musician, I have always wanted to be a musician in 4th grade I even started a band with no instruments and wrote songs but my dickwad of an ex said songs had to be at least 2 pages long and it kind of made me mad and I stopped writing them for a few months. FUCK YOU ETHAN ( not dolan my ex fucking douche side note I dated him in 2nd grade he dumped me for my friend who he dumped for our other friend who only went out with him to dump him)


39:My favorite ice cream flavor

Vanilla only cause you can add other flavors to it and make a delicious concoction.


40:Who wish I could be

A better version of me which I am working on currently.


41:Where I want to be right now

In a relationship with Grayson so I can cuddle in bed with him and watch scary movies so we both get scared and like grip onto each other for the rest of the night.


42:The last thing I ate

Dark Chocolate covered pistachios  I know it sounds weird but surprisingly good.


43:Sexiest person that comes to my mind immediately

Grayson Dolan


44:A random fact about anything

I am related to Abraham Lincoln and Tom Hanks on my Grandfathers side ( my moms, dad.)

[adamreviewsthings]

PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: ON STRANGER TIDES SUCKS.

Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides is a dreadfully boring movie. It plain sucks.

Like, It took me 3 tries to sit through it. At one point I threw an empty bottle across the room when I saw that I still had 55 minutes left in it.

The love stories are terrible. Penelope Cruz and Ian McShane are kinda lame. Johnny Depp’s shtick is wearing thin. I can’t not see Tommy Wiseau all over Johnny Depp’s continually sloppier and slurrier Jack Sparrow.

The missionary and the mermaid romance was literally the worst romance I have ever seen on screen. Like, he got his first boner ever seeing her boobs and now they’re in love.

The mermaid attack was kind of cool, but then the rest of this whole mermaid people curse plot thing is just boring.

I saw everything in the plot coming about 20-40 minutes early.

Like, this movie was even too boring to be background nonsense while I played Roller Coaster Tycoon on my phone and ate mini donuts.

One of the biggest issues is how Jack Sparrow has just the most insane plot armour. Nothing hurts him. Not jumping off a cliff. Not jumping off a tower. Not any of that ridiculous chase scene. Not any of the moronic escape scene.

It was endearing when like some minor level of absurd hijinks worked in his favour, but its too many bananas when Jack is Assassin’s Creed-ing across the landscape where every action creates a cascade of other actions that perfectly create the exact calamity and circumstances for the wacky outcome to happen flawlessly. And then to follow it with a joke thats basically Jim Halpert staring into the camera.

There is a lot of fun ideas, but a bit of simple grounding would have gone a long way to make this more interesting. It isn’t the subject matter that needs to be realistic. The Fast and Furious movies get bigger and dumber each time and its great.

But but but like maybe a bit more realism when Jack Sparrow is bounding across palm trees and swinging from them like he’s Spider-man. It sucks the tension from tense moments when you know he’s going to slip on a banana, somersault into a cow that kicks a pig who runs into windmill that falls over with the sails doing skateboard tricks that launch a coconut into space hitting the moon that changes the tides so Jack’s tumbling body lands perfectly behind the wheel of a ship before anyone can catch him. Or whatever.

Sometimes the human kickstarted rube goldberg machine is fun. But not in almost every chase/escape/action sequence. Less is more. Ant-Man doesn’t have Michael Pena doing his story telling gag 2, 3, 5, 69 times a film.

The generic Spaniards were possibly the most interesting part of the movie. And they were generic nerds.

Sword fights are cool.

How can you drink from chalices that are shattered? Like the metal lip edge of the cup have giant gaps between the stone cup portion. But the characters just shoved them towards their faces. You wouldn’t have drank squat with that cup. Like eating soup with a fork.

This movie just sucks. It isn’t worth the commitment unless you’re really a big Pirates of the Caribbean fan.

But honestly, singing water demon creature. Name: Syrena. Like serene beauty but also a siren. Seriously, that subplot was an instant “don’t care” and it never made me care.

[readmetxt]

Naga Adoption by broku5000

Welcome to the Monster Girl Adoption Center. here you choose and adopt you very own monster girl to raise as your own daughter until she is capable of living on her own. your basic choices are Nagas, Harpys, Centuars and Nekos. more advance choices are Spider Girls, Slime Girls, Orge Girls, Titans, Witches, Fairys, and Mermaids. (I made edits to this. re-read if you want) Naga: Weighing up to 700 pounds, the Naga is one of the loving and loyal of the Monster Girls. although her human half is almost twice the size of a mans entire body, she can still fit inside your house comfortably. but remodeling is still suggested due to her snake half, which can sometimes be over 120ft long and she can make your home a little cramped. the Naga is more snake than girl, meaning that she is cold blooded. make sure you keep the temperature of your house at least 90 degrees to keep your Naga warm. if the temperature is too low your Naga may become sick. Nagas are Omnivores, but still prefers meat over fruits and vegetables. it is adviced to feed her live animals such as pigs, goats, sheep, or what ever farm animals you can afford. even a teenage Naga is capable of swallowing livestock whole. but luckily for you the digestion takes up to one week, and she only needs to be fed fresh meat once a month. so you dont need to spend alot of money to keep your Naga full and happy. but its not adviced to skip a monthly feeding. your Naga will become desperate for meat, and will ether eat what ever she can find in your fridge, eat neighboor pets, or worst of all she will attempt to swallow people. your Naga can easily swallow you whole and will not hesitate to do so if she is hungry enough. one morning you could wake up and half of your body is already down her throat. if you are eaten by your Naga she will not be held responsable. she will be taken back to the adoption center and wait until she regurgitates your skeleton. so make sure you dont neglect her monthly feeding. If you would like for your Naga to begin breeding, make sure to get a legal permit first. since there are no male Nagas, you'll have to be her mate. since Nagas only have one gender, do not expect a son out of her. your Naga will become pregnant with up to 12 eggs after the first night of sex. she will have almost doubled the amount if you choose to have sex again the following night. ensuring you up to 24 daughters if you are successful. (And thats without fertilizer drugs. dont ask how many eggs a Spider Girl lays. a pregnant Naga is nothing compared to it) once her eggs have been laid, you will need to pay for more lifestock to feed her babys once they hatch. failure to do so, and she will not hesitate to kill you and pre-digest you to feed her young. altough Naga's can easily out live humans, they age much faster. at age 7, your Naga daughters will already be teenagers and will all be wanting love and attention from you. once they reach adulthood they will spend the rest of their lives in adulthood and never age. Your Naga will behave differently depending on her age. a newly born Naga will sleep most of the day and will only be awake when she needs milk. a Naga that is a few years older will be hyper and playful. she will need all of your energy to keep her out of trouble and entertained. a teenage Naga will be somewhat playful but more quiet and calm. and adult Naga is at her most loyal and she will spend most of her time at your side or following you around to make sure you are safe. she will be the quiet type and she will be more serieous. but depending on how well you cared for her at a young age she will be very protective of you. not only will she be a stunningly beautiful adult Naga but also be at her most deadly to attackers. if she feels as if you are in danger she will take you home immediantly whether you want to go or not. due to her much larger size, she can easily carry you as if you were a small child. There are many different types of Naga that can all grow to a massive size if they have received the proper care. its important to do research on your Naga to know what type she is and what she needs to grow up happy and healthy. your Naga is extremely dangerous, but she will only be a threat to those around her if she has reason to. like being neglected, or if she feels threatened. an abusive father is no match to how dangerous a Naga can be if she feels threatened. depending on what species of Naga she is, she'll be able to spit deadly acid onto her attacker and burn them alive, or she may have powerful venom and a single bite will be more than enough to kill her attacker in seconds, or she may have a powerful constriction to crush her attacker without effort. an Anaconda Naga has the constriction power of 400 LBS per square inch of perssure. thats like being crushed under 3 Eiffel Towers all at once. so if you have a abusive or angry family member in your home, it is recommended you find a way to make him move out before bringing your newly adopted Naga into your home. Nagas can also be the best burglar alarm ever... by killing the burglar. Another great reason to own a Naga is if someone breaks into your home at night she'll attack the burglar. sure, you'll wake up to someone screaming for help and the sound of glass being broke and crunching bones. you'll also have a lot of blood to clean up in the morning when she is done swallowing him. but atleast she kept you and your family save from harm. its still highly recommened for you to call the police to report that you Naga has just killed an intruder. Nagas require 3x more care than a human orphan. but the results are more than worth it. we hope you'll have a happy life with your adopted Naga. Warning, your Naga will not be held responcable by law in the likely event you are eaten, beaten to death, crushed, strangled, dropped from a roof top, bitten by her venomous teeth, have had her acid spat into your eye, ETC. No, I'm not really putting an OC up for adoption. I'm not even going to make this my new OC. I did this for the fun of wondering what if Monster Girls were real. this girl is just an example of what a Naga looks like. I'm not proud of how this turned out. but I still hope you enjoy. What would I draw next? Centaurs? (Horse girl) Neko? (Cat girl) Spider girl? Mermaids? Ogre Girls? (Tall green skinned girls with horns on their heads) Bee Girl? Witch? Valkyrie? (Intergalactic guardian) Soul Eater? (A Demon girl that eats human souls) Fairy? Titan? (Giant Girls) Slime Girls? Dragonis? (Dragon Girl) What they all have in common is that they eat people if they are not taken care of. so it doesn't really matter who you choose. you're just going to get swallowed alive in the end. lol

[emetkoto]

Your new AU sounds really cool!! Do you mind me asking about the VRAINS and ZeXal casts?

Aw heck yea B)Yuusaku is a monster made of brightly colored and super hot plasma! Most ppl cant touch him bc yknow.......hes molten,,,he does have a human form he can take on when he wants to but it doesn't really do much to make him less hot it's entirely aesthetics and if he gets stressed out he can't hold it anymore and has to go back to normal,,,,,when people try to touch him he gets really anxious bc he doesn't wanna hurt anyoneRyoken is a dragon shifter,,,,he's a smaller dragon than most and he hoards guns he steals form hunters. He can withstand really high or low temperatures so yknow....he can touch Yuusaku B) its sappy i know....but i LOVE it!!! Even tho hes a shifter he's terrible at holding his human form so he usually just lounges around full dragon or half dragon bc it's easier....also he may or may not be half brothers and rivals with another dragon shifterAoi is literally an angel shes got a big ol halo and like 6 wings and shes blinding....she got lost on her way back to heaven when she was young and Akira took her in and raised her. She can take a human form but she usually doesn't bother bc she has no reason to leave the forestAkira is an eldritch abomination whose form is ever changing! Even if you stare at him for like 10 mins you wont be able to explain what you saw,,,,he doesn't have eyes in the traditional sense so Aoi's blinding halo isnt an issue for him so he was the perfect caretaker....he has no human form but he doesn't really stress it he's happy being himselfEmma is a spirit who possesses technology and just likes to fuck around with people's data and shit for fun,,,she only exists within technology tho so she doesn't have a physical form and can't really live with the other monsters since it'd be hard to get a tv or smth out to the forestTakeru is a sentient fire monster....that's the long and the short of it. He eats twigs and shit to keep himself burning and hides away during rainstorms! He can take on a human form but like Yuusaku it doesn't dull his heat and he can hold it for like.....three minutes tops before exploding back into flames so why even bother honestlyI think thats all we have for VRAINs rn?As for ZEXAL we've got Yuuma the lobster boy and that's....pretty self explanatory tbh,,,if he takes care of himself he can theoretically live forever so long as nobody comes by to kill him or w/e. He likes messing with Kaito and trying to touch YuusakuShark is a merman with shark features! He lives in the lake with his sister and Yuuma and eats any humans that try to come near his territory..........don't say itRio is a mermaid with betta fish features who always scolds her brother for eating peopleKaito is a weird man made of photons who can zip to anywhere that has light but he only exists during the day and basically dies every night (HAHA GET IT) and is reborn every morning with the rising of the sun....or you can force him to exist again by shining enough light into the area he's reborn in every day....cue Yuuma getting his hands on an industrial flashlight and summoning Kaito at 2 amAstral is the ghost of a teenager who died in the forest and had his body eaten by another monster. He's hazy and hard to see unless he's under direct sunlight and he cannot be touched at all....sorry YuumaMizael is dragon ofc....hes probably like 50% dragon at all times bc we've got a few shifters already...he insists he doesn't care about Kaito but he waits for him to be reborn every morning and spends all day with himVector is a demon who can enter dreams and likes giving people nightmares bc that's just what he doesAnd thats about it for VRAINs and ZEXAL rn i think? Thanks for your ask! Im glad people are interested in this haha

[blog-creativedev2018-blog]

TOO MANY QUESTIONS

18/12/18

Children are now to ask many many questions. I channeled my inner child and asked 100 questions:

1. What is the meaning of life?

2. Why is it supposedly 42? I mean thats such a random number?

3. Why aren’t all beaches pink like in the Bahamas?

4. Can I answer all these questions?

5. Will I be able handle it if I can’t answer all of them?

6. Who can I trust to give me a dare for the next passport task?

7. Why is this guy at college drunk at 10 in the morning?

8. Does anyone else notice the guy picking up all the cigarette butts?

9. Do I scare people when I don’t like being hugged on introductions?

10. Why on earth do people like Kanye West?

11. Why do people sing about their bitches and money, don’t they have anything else to say?

12.Why does KC think coke tastes like caramel?

13. What fucked up caramel are people eating?

14. Why are cashews called nuts when they come from a fruit?

15. Why are tomatoes called vegetables when they are fruit?

16. Why does English constantly do that and make things more complicated?

17. How difficult must it be for a foreigner to learn English?

18. Are we all connected by modern technology?

19. Why is my contact session on Monica’s phone?

20. Is Monica stalking me?

21. How do people concentrate with metal music playing?

22. Is Art History going to suck this term?

23. Why are people wearing shorts?

24. How many people are under the influence of some kind of drug right now?

25. What is special about the word “progress”?

26. Where does it originate from?

27. Where have I made progress?

28. Where do most people make progress?

29. Is puberty considered progress?

30. Why is the alphabet in that particular order?

31. Surely you could use it in any order?

32. Do dyslexic people see the alphabet in different order?

34. Have I seen every colour in the world?

35. Could i get sponsors to support me to eat all the ice cream in the world?

36. If we can’t see air, can fish see water?

37. Do lobsters think fish can fly?

38. Why is Amorbae not Amore’s real name?

39. Do animals worry about being fat?

40. Why is everything i like bad for me?

41. WHy don’t I want to age past 40?

42. Who will give me the best dare?

43. Why does my butt hurt?

44. How much do I have to pay to get a good new guitar?

45. Why does Vian give the best massages?

46. Why does Vian give so many massages?

47. Will my boyfriend mind Vian gives me massages?

48. Will my boyfriend mind if I dress and act exactly like Ellen DeGeneres?

49. Can animals actually talk?

50. If a scorpion sees a lobster do they think it’s a mermaid?

51. Where does Rickayyyyy get his T-shirts?

52. Is Waldo always working?

53. Is sand called sand because it’s where the sea and the land meet?

54. If a fish gets caught does it feel like its being abducted by aliens?

55. Is the salt in the sea from fish seamen?

56. Is that why semen is called semen?

57. Why are words so important to us?

58. Why isn’t 11 called onety one?

59. Why are speakers round?

60. How did Tarryn do my hair so nicely?

61. Will there ever be a day that cigarettes run out?

62. Will weed ever take over the cigarette business?

63. Now that weed is partially legalised are people going to use it for more medicinal reasons?

64. How much wood does a wood chuck chuck?

67. What is a wood chuck?

68. Why do they chuck wood?

69. What do you think?

70. Do blondes really have more fun?

71. Who is gonna be my next roommate?

72. Why doesn’t everyone behave like vikings?

73. Why don’t we have rainbow pigmented people?

74. Why have we not figured out time travel yet?

75. Why have we not figured out teleportation?

76. Why dont we have human taxi services as a piggy back?

77. Why does the goddess in American Gods suck people up with her vagina?

78. Who wrote the script for that show?

79. Why can I never find my glasses?

80. Why are my glasses always dirty?

81. Why does money go so fast?

82. Why do all Woolworths employees have to shave off their eyebrows?

83. Why is he shouting?

84. Why do we hold things with our hands instead of our feet?

85. Why do pregnant bellies look so much rounder than fat?

86. Why do people want children?

87. Why do we ride around in metal boxes?

88. Why aren’t cars wooden/

89. How did those guys not find the Trojan horse suspicious?

90. Whose hoodie is in my cupboard?

91. Are watches going to disappear with the development of technology that tells the time (phones, laptops etc.)?

92. Where was I born?

93. Was I a fat baby?

94. Will I ever get taller?

95. What do the Southdowns kids think of us OWI students?

96. What is this government?

97. Does true love exist?

98. Is monogomy realistic?

99. How can i be attracted to both sexes but only want a relationships with men?

100. WHAT DO I DO WITH ALL THESE QUESTIONS NOW?

Concept: the unknown

[mickeymagpie]

POLYSHIPS YOU SAY? colorsplosion bc thats a requirement always

yes good.

who’s the werewolf and who’s the hunter

werewolves arago and sara, but wirt isn’t so much a hunter as just Tired of the howling outside his house at all hours and the bite marks in anything he leaves outside, so he just keeps trying all these different ways of getting these… dogs? half-wolves? big coyotes??? to keep away from his property, but nothing works ofc and eventually they show up at his house in human form and just start hangin’ out on the porch like they own the place, and wirt’s like who the frick–

who’s the mermaid and who’s the fisherman

fisherman– fisherwoman??– sara, wirt who handles the business side of their fish business and is thoroughly unprepared the day his wife bursts into the house with mer-arago in her arms bridal-style, yelling “BABE LOOK WHO I JUST MET. ALSO I FIGURED OUT WHY THERE ARE LESS FISH IN MY USUAL SPOT; HE WAS EATING THEM.”

who’s the witch and who’s the familiar

they’re a coven. no familiars needed. 

who’s the barista and who’s the coffee addict

barista wirt. “i don’t know if i slept at all last night but i have Things to Do give me a large triple-shot mocha” coffee addict sara. arago who only buys desserts and sugar drinks (more than one at a time), even at meal times when other people are buying little lunchbox things or sandwiches or whatever. wirt is Concerned about both of them and i love giving him shit like this can you tell.

who’s the professor and who’s the TA

this one’s always hard for me bc it’s not as fun/obvious at the other things, so… they can all be professors of different things at a liberal arts college. problem solved.

who’s the knight and who’s the prince(ss)

king and queen wirt and sara, arago their loyal knight except oh wait he’s also royalty now, what a nice wedding.

who’s the teacher and who’s the single parent

art teacher sara, single dads wirt and arago who meet bc sara accidentally scheduled them for the same time slot on parent-teacher conferences day.

who’s the writer and who’s the editor

writer wirt, ofc, editors arago and sara who are too in love with wirt the writing to be of much help.