#i like killing cockroaches i dont like cleaning up afterwards i leave that to my parents
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cockroach predators aren't even prudent anymore they're downright negligent
#my posts#i wish all cockroaches would just go extinct#i dont even care about their predators anymore if they did their job right they wouldnt have to deal w losing cockroaches#i saw three cockroaches where they shouldnt have been. four if you count that tiny bitch#theyre getting bolder imagine coming into living rooms#i like killing cockroaches i dont like cleaning up afterwards i leave that to my parents#its time for another massacre on those little shits ill smush their shitass visceral organs#if youre a predator and you dont eat cockroaches all that regularly but maybe depend on their continued survival? youre on your own#adapt or die bitch#useless fuckasses#cockroaches just fucking go extinct challenge#i want to burn their corpses so bad but i set fire to a fly once and nothing happened to its outer coat so ig chitin is fire resistant#well bitch is your exoskeleton shoe resistant? i dont think so#those american cockroaches look so fucking disgusting im glad we dont have them here#if someone released them into my country ill pluck all their hair off one by one and then skin them using the skin that got torn off while#pulling off their hair#if theyre still alive ill burn them and give the ashes to my mom and dad to put on their respective plants as fertilisers
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