#i know they're professional comedians and so obvously are going to be funny but still

[cupcake-complains]

My Favorite Gastronauts Quotes so far

Oscar: What is that vegetable there?

Izzy: That's a knife.

Brennan: I have had a relationship to food where no matter how much food I have had, I always sort of feel that I will never have food again. And so, when I eat, I need it to be enough food so that when that likelihood that I'll never find more food happens, I ate a lot the last time I ate.

Jordan: My dog has that.

Izzy: I was going to say, our cat has that.

Brennan: What I love about your meal, chef, is that I feel myself activating muscles, not only in my arm, but in my back and neck in order to hold your meal up.

Izzy: Maintain eye contact.

Izzy and Oscar: *Lady and the Tramp-ing a huge sandwich*

Brennan: Chef, this is absolutely delicious. The aesthetic elements do trigger a kind of Luddite sensibility in me that I am experiencing art, which makes me fearful and outraged.

Brennan: Jessica's weighed the most and that wins.

Jordan: In terms of flavor, who's do you think won?

Brennan: Irrelevant.

Jordan: So I told you to leave that there.

Trevor: *drops gnocchi on the floor*

Brennan: Trev, you can- you can toss that gnoc back in there, we won't mind.

Oscar: It's okay, I didn't come on this show to make love.

Oscar: *realizes mistake* Make love?

Others: *laughing*

Brennan: Finally, someone bravery to say "I didn't come to work today to fuck."

Oscar: I've never eaten food, I guess.

Jordan: *to Izzy* Stop. Trying to. Make love with me. At work!

Brennan: Raise your hand if you came here to make love.

Jordan: *raises hand*

Izzy: *raises hand*

Oscar: *raises hand*

Brennan: *points accusatorially at Oscar*

Izzy: You said-

Brennan: You lied to me!

Jordan: Oscar's a liar. Oscar's a liar.

Oscar: I lied! I did come to make love!

Jordan: We all know that.

Oscar: Wait a second... Did you make this biscuit... just now?!

Mark: Yeah.

Oscar: In thirty minutes?!

Mark: Yeah.

Jordan: Oscar the whole time is trying find out what a cooking show is.

Jordan: Okay, Izzy, this is your challenge. What do you think?

Izzy: *mouth full of food* About...?

Izzy: I see a big ol' fat cheese man.

Brennan: If you're cocking normally, you wouldn't spatch all the way, but when you spatchcock, you cock all the wat out.

Oscar: Okay, you're purposely turning me on now.

Brennan: *pumping his fists* A weird little powder, right at the end! A weird little powder, right at the end!

Jordan: We thought he couldn't, but he did it! He pulled out a weird, little powder!!!

Izzy: *as the food falls apart* And he's changing right now!

Jordan: He's shape-shifting!

Brennan, Izzy, and Oscar: *kissing*