#i know these arent for bracelets but. it reminded me that i still need to convince my guardians to buy me a little bracelet kit.

[midoribai]

Nishi look at this

I have so many perler beads

Im gonna see if I have the colors to make Midori

what!!!!!!!!! thats so cool!!!!

[theclosetedskeleton]

heyyy huiiii im agout to go to bed BUT ^_^ before i do go rest i just wanted to remind you that i love you soooosoososoossososo veryvery incredibly much that no amount of words could ever describe. you are my everything and i would be lost without you. you walked into my life and made everything better. youre the reason im able to get myself out of bed in the morning. you deserve everything ever. the stars, sun, moon, universe, galaxy, milky way, all the planets, and more. i would do anything and everything for you if it meant it would make you happy, even if it was just a little bit. everything you do makes me smile real big even if its just as little as saving something to your chnt board. i could literally listen to you ramble all day. even if i had no clue what you were rambling about, id love every second of it. i mean it when i say anything you makes genuinely stuns me in the best fucking way possible. your art is amazing, every bracelet you make is really cool, and your silly images you make always find a way to make me laugh. i have no idea how out of all the fish in the sea, i was able to find you, the most amazing of them all, but im sure as hell not complaining. im so insanely lucky to have you in my life, even when we were only just talking on pinterest. i will always be here for you, no matter what. it doesnt matter what time of day or where i am or what mood im in, if you need me ill be there. and dont you EVER think that youre a burden to me, because you arent and you never ever will be. i will never leave and thats a promise, and if the universe is against me and tries to take me away from you, ill always find a way back. i really hope we last forever. longer than forever, actually. i love and care about you more than any words that exist could describe. and even if the right words did exist, it still wouldnt be enough. youre genuinely the most wonderful person on this earth and i love just being around you. you make me so happy and giddy every single day, even on the days we dont talk. just the mere mention of your name, even if it isnt you, makes me jump for joy. you are so insanely important to me.

i love you ezra <3333/gen/qp

AWWWWHDJSBSNZ !!!!!!!!! <33333333

I LOVE YOUU !!!!! SO SO SO SOOOSOSOS VERRY VERY INCREDIBLY MUCH AS WELL !!!!!!ISTG I CNAT DESCRKBE.THAT ENOUGH !!!!!!!! YOU MAKE ME SOSOSSOSO SO HAPPY JUST BY. THE THOUGHT ABOUT YOU !!!!!!!! EVERYDAY I THINK ABOUT YOU, YOUR IN MY MIND ALL THE TIME <333333!!!!!!! YOY ARE LITERALLY THE LIGHT OF MY LIFE, MY EVERYTHING AND I WOULD BE PRACTICALLY LOST WITHOUT YOU !!!!!!! EVERYTHING YOU RELATED AND ANYHTING THAT REMINDS ME OF YOU MAKES ME SMILE !!! FROM THE PERSON IN MY CLASS NAMED RICKY TO CLONE HIGH, THEY ARE ALREADY YOU REFERENCES AND I SMILE BECAUSE THEY ALWAYS REMIND ME OF YOU !!!!!!!!!!YOU ARE THE MOST AMAZING WONDERFUL INCREDIBLE PERSON IVE EVER MET, I WOULDNT TRADE YOU NO MATTER WHAT THE OFFER IS !!!!!!! I WILL LITERALLT GO THROUGH THE MOTHERFUCKING UNIVERSE AND BACK IF IT MEANT I COULD JUST TALK TO YOU !!!!!!!!! I WOULD LITERALLY DO ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING ALL AT ONCE FOR YOU, ALL IF MEANT IT'D MAKE YOU SMILE !!!!!! I MEAN THAT !!!!!! I WILL ALWAYS AND ALWAYS BE THERE FOR YOU, NO MATTER WHAT IM DOING, IF YOU NEED ME I WILL BE THERE FOR YOU !!!!! I HOPE WE LAST FOREVER AND EVER AND SOME MORE !!!! AND WHATEVERS LONGER THAN THAT!!!!! YOU ARE MY EVERYTHING. I MEAN THAT. IM SO LUCKY TO HAVE YOU IN MY LIFE, I DONT KNOW HOW I WAS THIS LUCKY TO HAVE YOU IN MY LIFE, BUT I GUESS I WON THE LOTTERY ON 1/23/23 <333333

I WOULD GO ON AND ON BUT I FEEL LIKE MY HANDS ARE GONNA START HURTING FRKM TYPING

I LOVE YOU TOO SYDNEY !!!!! <3333333/GEN/QP

[hoonhrt]

ENHYPEN AS YOUR BEST FRIEND

: pairing — best friend enhypen! x reader 

: genre — fluff 

: a/n — i’m posting in this in the meantime as i am still writing a jake au rn so sorryyy if this is trash im writing this at 1 am LOL 

･:*:･ﾟ☆ lee heeseung 

cares for you sm 

lends you his notes when you need 

lets you lay your head on his shoulder on the bus 

youre the only person allowed to watch him preform 

shoves you alot??? 

forces you to play games with him which makes your head hurt cause he is so loud 

asks you to buy him snacks, says he will pay back but never does 

wants you to confide in him for all of your problems 

always texts you to make sure youre taking care of yourself but in a teasing you 

“go drink a glass of water rn or else youre going to d word of dehydration and you havent seen me become an idol yet :( so pls go drink some water.” 

･:*:･ﾟ☆ jay park

bully #1 

ALWAYS begs for your notes after classes cause this mf is always sleeping in class 

seems a little cold at first but is actually so caring 

comes over whenever you dont show up to school 

buys you food, literally never lets you pay for anything 

criticize your fashion but thats cause he doesnt want you looking like a fool especially since youre his best friend ;/

keeps your best interest at heart for almost all the decisions he makes as you play such a big role in life 

you guys go on late night drives and roam around the city with a playlist he made just for nights like these for the both of you 

lets you borrow his accessories 

“jay why is your hair like that” “shut up your eyebrows are uneven”

･:*:･ﾟ☆ jake sim 

THE MOST CARING PERSON EVER 

people thought he liked you because of how much he cares for you but nope 

tells you pick up lines and you shut them down real quick 

pretends that didnt hurt 

gives the best hugs ever 

your parents love him more than you 

helps you with all of your homework, basically tutors you for free 

expects you to show up to every single one of his soccer games (which you do) 

always packs extra food for you just incase 

“if you were a transformer... you’d be optimus fine” “jake i dont even like transformers”

･:*:･ﾟ☆ park sunghoon 

bully #2

literally makes fun of you so much, your friendship seems questionable to others 

enjoys seeing you struggle 

lets you wear his jackets during his practices 

also expect you to show up to every single one of his comps, youre his good luck charm but he will never tell you that 

loves when you show up with big signs that say “PARK SUNGHOON BEST SKATER” 

very protective over you, doesnt like seeing you hurt 

shoves you alot pt 2 

likes playing with your hands 

“did you even try to use the 3 brain cells in your head for this?” “i literally hope you fall in your face during one of your performances “HEY”

･:*:･ﾟ☆ kim sunoo 

you guys are inseparable

talk the most shit about the people at your school LOL 

always encourages you to break out of your shell and be more outgoing, always reminding you that he right behind your supporting you 

you guys share everything, clothes, make up, accessories, lockers 

you made him a friendship bracelet and this mf almost cried 

gets into heated arguments with you and than feels bad 

hugs hugs so many hugs 

your source of happiness 

BEGS to do your makeup and hair 

“you know the new girl is already dating someone from class b?” “no way youre lying!!” “nope, i found out today in history, she hasnt even been her a week and she already has a man??” 

･:*:･ﾟ☆ yang jungwon 

the most responsible yet irresponsible person youve ever met 

acts like your mom sometimes 

loves taking care of you 

will scold you about not doing your school work but realizes he forgot his own 

makes weird faces at you like wtf jungwon you good 

your parents want him as their actual son 

carries around a first aid kit for you 

lets you wear his gloves in the winter 

just loves being around you all the time 

“did you eat today??? go eat. do you want me to come over and make you food???”

･:*:･ﾟ☆ nishimura ni-ki 

bully #3 

teases you about EVERYTHING 

never answers his phone so you guys cant have nice cute little planned hangouts 

you two sneak out of your houses and go to the playground to swing on the swings 

holds your hand when youre nervous 

loves teaching you dances even if you arent that good 

steals food from your fridge 

you guys make up secret handshakes 

ni-ki loves giving you hugs 

“you cant even reach this im not even holding it up that high this is so embrassing for you” “CAN YOU JUST GIVE ME MY PHONE BACK”

[simpfortheseven]

If your asks are still open, can you do how the Undateables (now dateables) say "I love you"

If they're closed I'm sorry, just delete this

NO MY ASKS ARE STILL OPEN! Omg i love this idea 💖💖💖 I'm still new to the Undatebles (lol the fandom needs to figure out a name for them) so I'm sorry if these are not very accurate 😅

Also I included Luke but ofc platonic, how he would show that you're friends!

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❤Diavolo❤

*He shows his love through grand gestures!

*Imagine anything couples do: give each other flowers, chocolates, gifts

*now multiply it by 10

*He just wants you to have reminders of him since hes so busy! He can't be there but hopefully the things he gets you will remind you of his love

*He also wakes you up every morning with kisses and "Good morning, beautiful" and other praises, since the mornings are the only times he is 100% yours

*He will also just say "I love you, Y/N!" Every time he sees you in the halls no matter who is around, because everyone should know how much he loves you!

💚Barbatos💚

+Hes much quieter, but he likes to give you gifts too since he is very busy

+He makes you baked goods to enjoy while he is working, as well as things like necklaces and bracelets with simple designs

+He will also take. off. his. gloves. for. you. And only for you! No one else gets to see him with his gloves off, not even Diavolo

+He will say "I love you" When he sees you in a quiet way by showing you a genuine smile, not his work smile.

+He will say it quietly if hes in a bit more casual setting, like just with Diavolo and Lucifer around (I headcannon that he relaxes a bit more when they arent in public eyes, but still is professional if that makes sense)

💕Solomon💕

^This guy gives me trouble as my followers know >.< I dont connect with him so I'm gonna try my best

^Solomon would show his love for you by being goofy around you, joking and laughing

^also by talking about things that aren't "I want to form a pact with Lucifer" and "check out this wacky magic"

^He gets less gifts, but still enjoys getting you things. But uhhh he wouldnt get you like romantic type gifts. Think gag gifts and things that would make you laugh, like that octopus thing on tiktok!

^He says "I love you" When its the two of you or Asmo around, maybe even Simeon

^sorry his is short i just don't know much about him tbh 😅

💙Simeon💙

°he is the king of personalized gifts, like you know how people will get matching necklaces? Thats right up his alley

°He wants to feel connected to you, and he thinks gifts like that are great for that

°He would say that he loves you no matter who is around tbh, he loves you so much he cannot NOT say it

°He also will give you cheek and forehead kisses, even hugs no matter whos around too (tho he is a bit shy)

💜Luke Platonic💜

>Luke would show that you and him are friends by talking about more than how much he hates the devildom

>like how he does with simeon, he would open up more

>also would make you gifts by himself, since I think he wouldnt spend much time shopping or anything lol

>Like just imagine getting a little crown made of daisies from him and he says "I asked Simeon to teach me to make this for you,"

>MY GOSH LET ME PINCH HIS LITTLE CHEEKS- SUCH LITTLE BROTHER VIBES

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also I just realized that i reblogged a post similar to this but with the brothers 😅 If you were looking for something more like that send another ask and ill gladly try my best!

[darkisrising]

happy anniversary!! love your fics, ive read some of them even four or five times. my question is, what are some ideas that have popped into your head but that you never got around to writing and maybe never will? like maybe some AUs that you thought would be fun or cool but that you probably wont end up writing? I get a lot of these, like ideas for AUs that arent fully fleshed out enough to actually write a whole fic about but that i enjoy thinking about and daydreaming about anyways.

Thank you!!! And I'm so happy you've enjoyed my stuff enough for multiple read-thrus. That's the best thing to hear as a writer 💖💜💖 Oh man, yeah, I have a graveyard of never-written ideas, some more cooked up than others. Let me see what I can dig out from ye olde wip folder.... Okay, these have made brief appearances on the BDL server so if you're on there, sorry, you might have seen this already. High school AU

This one I tried writing two times, so here are two different attempts at turning it into something:

When Luke was nine he went viral.

To Luke’s eyes it wasn’t even that impressive a video. Just something his dad was shooting of his afterschool training session in the backyard, something that they could play back later to examine all of Luke’s mistakes in excruciating detail.

And, according to General Anakin Skywalker, President Palpatine’s Chief of Staff of the Air Force, and a former baseball wunderkind himself, there was pretty much nothing but mistakes on those videos.

Still, there must have been something in his fastball that particular day. Some extra Skywalker Magic in the two seamer that reminded his dad of his own glory days— something he was proud enough to boast about to anyone but his own son— because he sent the clip off to an old buddy of his from the Air Force Academy who shared it with someone else they’d played with that was now coaching out in Montana until, somehow, it had ended up as a filler segment on ESPN college sports, of all things.

That’s when the college recruiters started calling.

Not officially, of course. There were rules about this kind of thing, and so the best they could offer his dad was a verbal agreement and a firm handshake. Still, he was the only kid on his Little League team— the only elementary school kid in all of Maryland maybe— that knew exactly where he’d be going to college outside of an overbearing parent’s expectations. As long as he didn’t completely screw everything up with terrible grades or a catastrophic injury, he would be playing for Mustafar U and that was pretty much that.

It should have been a relief, to have such a huge weight like the burden of his future taken off his shoulders, but if anything it gave his dad more fuel to add to his fire when he had enough time at home to turn a critical eye on the doings of his children.

“Think that’s good enough for Mustafar, Luke?” he’d ask after every bad game.

“Luke, you know that’s not gonna cut it at Mustafar,” he’d say for a report card that was anything less than sterling.

“He needs to back off,” Leia had growled once when they were in middle school and she was in her anti-authority grunge phase, scrawling little anarchy As all over their military mailings and swapping out the tennis bracelets their dad kept buying her for jewelry made by her purple-haired BFF out of paperclips and safety pins. “If he’s not careful he’s gonna give you a perfectionism complex that all the therapy in the world won’t be able to fix.”

“It’s fine,” he’d told his twin. “He just wants me to be the best I can be and I want that, too.”

“Hm,” she’d said, unconvinced, as she’d gone back to painting her nails black with a sharpie.

Anyway, it didn’t matter. Leia was Leia Skywalker: pusher of boundaries and eternal shit stirrer and Luke was Luke Skywalker: baseball prodigy, perfect student, and future pitcher for the Lavas. She could do things like stand up to their pervy biology teacher until he got kicked out of school and attend marches against the President’s executive order abolishing term limits on the presidency so that he could be voted into office for a third time, and bring home a win to their school’s debate team that simultaneously got her a gold trophy and temporarily put on the no-fly list. Luke couldn’t; not when any little fuck up meant having everything his father had ever wanted for him evaporate in the blink of an eye. He couldn't afford any distractions.

Which was— despite all of Leia’s muttered commentary— absolutely fine. He might yearn for more every now and then, especially when practice meant watching the sunset from the dirt of a pitcher's mound on a Friday night, knowing kids his age were hanging out and going on dates and making foolish choices that they could laugh off with their friends by the morning, but this was what his life was going to be like for the foreseeable future and he was trying to make peace with that.

He <i>had</i> made peace with that.

That is, until junior year started and a new transfer came to Tatooine Prep who had dark eyes, soft lips, and the bristling, optimistic beginnings of a mustache. Suddenly it was all Luke could think about every Friday night from the mound: hanging out with Din Djarin. Going on a date with Din Djarin. Making foolish choices with Din Djarin.

And he might have, too— and risked watching his carefully maintained GPA and strike out percentages take a turn for the worse— except one day he’d gotten to practice early to find him making out under the bleachers with Boba Fett, and the last thing Luke wanted was to piss off the school’s resident bad boy by making a move on his new boyfriend.

Boba had gotten there first, just like Leia had snatched Han Solo up freshman year when Luke was fumbling around in the dark with his sexuality like the little zygote queer that he was, still trying to understand why the sight of the opposing team in their uniform pants was doing things to him and why he'd spent years really, really, really, <i>really</i> wanting Han to be his friend.

Junior year bled into senior year and though the dawn of his final year feels painted with some strange euphoria— with the world, <i>his</i> world, poised on the finest of edges, a delicate place to be before the inevitable tip over into the rest of his life—- there was still plenty to mope about. Like seeing Boba with his arm thrown over Din’s shoulders during assemblies and walking in on them making out in the chem lab and knowing that that could have been him with Din if only he’d been a little faster and a lot more confident.

Boba's got confidence aplenty and he’s willing to make the moves Luke isn’t.

“I’ll fix you up with someone,” Leia offers one morning when they’re making the long walk from the student parking lot to the school and Luke catches sight of Din’s beaten up Razor Crest parked beneath a snow-laden tree with the windows all fogged up. * and then then there was this section, that doesn't share all the details of the above section, it was just another attempt at making something happen:

Luke’s good with parents, so he’s the one Boba and Din throw at Boba’s dad when he comes home sooner than expected.

“What am I supposed to say?” Luke had hissed as four strong palms shoved him up the basement stairs when the tread of boots overhead made it clear they were going to get caught unless some serious heroics happened and quick.

“You’ll figure it out,” Din had insisted while Boba growled “Better think of something, golden boy,” and then Luke was facing the frowning, stern face of one Jango Fett, school principal and all-around terrifying authority figure.

“Skywalker,” he says, both an identification of this unexpected teen in his home and a greeting all wrapped up in one.

“Sir,” Luke stammers back, like an idiot.

A suspicious narrowing of dark eyes and Luke can feel his face catch fire like the worst tell in all of fucking history. “I didn’t know you and Boba were friends.”

“Oh, yeah, sir. Great friends,” Luke lies. “Really, really great— hey, this is a *lovely* home you’ve got,” he says when some lingering upper middle class niceties finally catch up with his wandering mouth.

“Hm,” Mr. Fett says in reply. “Where’s my son, Skywalker?”

“Oh, well, he’s— um...” certainly not raiding your liquor shelf with his boyfriend for a party the Kryze sisters are throwing tonight that’s guaranteed to be the rager of the year, Luke is careful *not* to say. “Studying. That’s why I’m here, I’m helping him study,” and there, that’s absolutely a believable one, since Luke Skywalker, academic wunderkid and varsity baseball player would absolutely spend his free time taking on a hopeless case like Boba Fett, whose only real contribution to the bettering of their school up until now has been by setting fires in the guy’s bathroom that required a complete reno from the linoleum floors to the acoustic drop ceiling tiles.

“Studying?” Mr. Fett repeats with a frown.

“Yup!” Luke says with a bright, golden-boy grin.

“On a Friday.”

“Oh, well, yeah. Can’t ever study too much, that’s what I always say! Anyway, I should get back to it, just came into the kitchen for some—” his eyes land on the fridge— “Water! Love water, you know, hydration is *so* important. So I’m just gonna-- “

Squeezing past a Jango Fett that stares with unnerving stillness, arms crossed, Luke is lucky enough to intuit where the cups are with the first opened cabinet door. With shaking hands he fills the cup from the sink and can only pray that Mr. Fett doesn’t notice the way it slops over the rim when he takes a jittering sip.

From behind Mr.Fett he sees Din emerge from the basement and give Luke a thumbs up and he almost collapses with relief. Whatever the plan had been to get those bottles of tequila and scotch out of the house must be a success.

“Anyway, it was *fantastic* to see you,” Luke says a little too loudly if Mr. Fett’s wince and Din’s quiet, amused smirk is anything to go by.

“Hi, Mr. Fett,” Din greets politely, and this is one unexpected teenager in his house that the principal doesn’t bat an eye to.

“Din,” he says, greeting his son’s longtime boyfriend, and Luke gets a little pinch in his chest at that.

Leia says he’s a fucking headcase for falling in...love?— maybe, lust— definitely with Din Djarin when he’s practically had a tattoo on him that said “for use by Boba Fett ONLY” since he’d transferred into Tatooine High in freshman year. But now it’s gotten bad, to the point he’s willingly getting pulled into juvenile delinquent schemes masterminded by Boba just so he can spend a little extra time basking in the slow, steady, warm presence of Din a little longer. Pathetic. Absolutely pathetic, but he has no regrets when Din throws his arm around Luke’s shoulder as they hurry out of the kitchen, whispering so that Boba’s dad can’t hear “Good work, golden boy,” and dammit even Boba’s much-hated nickname for Luke sounds so *good* when said in Din’s low voice.

“Happy to help.”

Boba’s waiting, leaning against the passenger side door of Din’s beater car. When Din gets close enough he snags him by the back of the collar and pulls him down into a very wet kiss. Even though seeing Din kissed to within an inch of his life by someone that’s *not* him is a sick, tight pain beyond any other, he’s not so immune to his hormones that the brief glimpse he gets of their tongues meeting doesn’t… do something to him. He turns away, hurrying down the black driveway before Boba notices anything incriminating like boners that Luke may or may not be starting to stir in his jeans.

“Where do you think you’re going, Skywalker?” Boba’s voice rings out behind him, and he turns to see them with their arms still wrapped around each other, Boba’s hands shoved down into Din’s back pockets like they live there or something.

“Oh, well.” Historically good kids like Luke have never warranted invitations to all-out ragers, especially not at the Kryze sisters’ place, and he knows the hierarchy of high school too well to even pretend he can follow Din into any old den of iniquity. “Home, I guess. But this was fun, maybe we can hang out again sometime.”

Boba might be short, but he’s got BDE if ever Luke has seen it personified, and the other boy is by Luke’s side in two strides, tops.

“Nah, I don’t think so.” Boba pulls Luke in, close enough that Luke can smell the faintest whiff of his sweat, the only tell that maybe he hadn’t felt as in control of this situation as he’s been letting on. “Tonight you’re with us.”

* Also my notes say that in this world Grogu is a kitten that Din finds? Huh. Anyway, that's one AU that will probably never see life outside these snippets.

[passionate-hedgehog]

Impasse pt 2

Impasse is a 3-part series revolving around Reader entering society in Regency-Era London. Completely inspired by me binging the entirety of Bridgerton in less than 24 hours, Impasse will end with either Duke Damien Haas x Reader, or Courtney Miller x Reader.

Pt 2.

Pairings: Eventual Damien Haas x Reader, Eventual Courtney Miller x Reader

Warnings: None

Word: 2187

A/N: I know that my masterlist links arent working. If you try to use it, and things dont go where you want them to take you...well...I warned you. I’m turning this into a 4 part fic. There’s no way I can comfortably fit what I want into 3 separate sections. Part 3 will be out when this hits 15 notes! Thank you to everyone that liked and interacted with the first part. And thank you to the fans of my toher works. I love all of you omg. Enjoy ♥

Chapter Summary: The social Season has officially begun. Deals are being made amongst friends and old flames are fanning. Will there be any sparks igniting as well?

“What do you suspect he wants to talk about?” After the morning activities with Lord Haas in the drawing-room, Y/n and her handmaid found themselves busy with average daily activities.  

Caroline’s expression was nonplussed as she stared at the back of Y/n’s head. The women were preparing Y/n for bed. The latter was in her chair as the housemaid brushed through her hair.

“Why must you give me that look every time I open my mouth?”

“Why must such ridiculous things come out of your mouth every time you open it?”

They discovered Shayne in his favorite study, books littering the desk he occupied. Y/n would always ask him when he planned on attending university but the young man tended to reply with something akin to “that’s not for me”. The young woman didn’t understand. She knew how smart her twin was, how clever he could be given the situation. Mayhaps one day he’d see the things he could accomplish.

“To what do I owe this visit?” The fair-haired man asked as his sister sat at the opposite side of his desk. A rather thick tome set open before him while his right hand held a fountain pen to sheets of parchment.

Y/n perched her arms along the length of the armrests and sat comfortably. “I thought I might see what you’re up to. But I find that you’re doing nothing different than normal. When are you going to talk to Father about university?”

Shayne restraint from rolling his eyes visible as he went back to his books, and scratching at the parchment. “When are you going to talk to me about Courtney?”

“What? That has nothing to do with...Shayne. My favorite twin, you could be doing so many more things if you were off to study. Collegiately.”

This caused the young man to sigh. “Y/n-,”

“I’m being serious here, Shayne. You’re in here, every day, reading and writing. It’s almost a different book a week. Sometimes, your nose is in a book about far-off adventures in distant lands and sometimes it’s about the history and tragedies of the lands around us. Look that book right there.” She motioned to the collection of parchment before Shayne. “I gather that one is not Shakespeare. What is it? The history of France?”  

Shayne lowered his head back to the pages before putting his pen back on the parchment, not meeting his sister’s eyes. “Spain, as a matter of fact.”

Y/n held a blank countenance. 

“I’m trying my hand at the Spanish language. Does that quell your curiosity?”

Y/n smirked. “You’re just proving my point.”

“I’ll make you a deal,” The young man laid his fountain pen on the parchment and clasped his hands together before leaning forward. “I’ll talk to Father about university if you read and respond to Courtney’s letter..”

The young woman grumbled and stood up from her chair. “Suddenly, I have a desire for some poetry. Caroline, I’ll be in the library. I’ll call for you if I need you.”

The handmaid nodded from where she stood by the fireplace, her hands clasped in front of her as Y/n walked to the door. “Of course.”

Y/n turned one last glance to her twin before exiting the room and found Caroline in the chair Y/n’s ownself just left. The handmaid was smiling at Shayne as he talked. The rosy tint to Caroline’s cheeks as the man laughed sparked Y/n’s curiosity yet still managed to make her smile. It was cute if she had to be honest. The handmaid had the tendency, lately, to be quieter than usual. While yes, Caroline was well-mannered and modest, it was different when Shayne was around. Had it just been the two women, Caroline could be witty. Y/n enjoyed that in the handmaid. It was refreshing and reminded her of a long-lost friend.

“For Heaven’s sake, Courtney. You’re not even here but you’re still here.” The young woman fiddled with a woven bracelet made from brightly colored twine.

“Y/n?” A voice called from next to her as her hand was on the doorknob to the library.

“Oh, Lord Haas! I did not realize you were here.” Y/n peered behind her companion and to her own left and right, in case she missed any other person.

“It’s just me. And please, call me Damien. We’ve known each other since we were young, back when we had all of our friends amongst us.” The duke gave a gentle pleading look. 

“I was a tad cheeky back then. I wasn’t going to call you by any title.”

Damien cocked an eyebrow and smirked. “You’re still a tad cheeky to this day. Am I wrong?”

Y/n’s matched his smirk before opening the door to the library and making her way inside. A witty remark was caught in her throat when her eyes caught someone standing next to the nearest shelving of books.

“Court-Courtney?” Her hand slipped off of the knob of the door. “What are you doing here?”

The light-haired woman bit her lip. “I wanted to visit. You never responded to any of my letters. I thought...I thought maybe something had happened.”

“You...I can’t...Excuse me.” The young woman turned around in haste and scurried away. She found herself in the empty kitchen trying to breathe through what just happened.

Good going. You’re such a coward.

“I’m such a coward.”

“No, you’re not.” Damien had followed her into the cooking area. He led her to a chair and guided her to sit. “Some refreshment might make it better?”

Y/n watched her old friend as he went about collecting items. She noticed how at ease he seemed going through her icebox and cupboards. How expertly he sliced up fruit. She couldn’t help but notice how handsome he looked in his livery, as well, but there was enough going on inside of her head. Damien approached the table with a modest platter and placed it in the center of the table before he sat himself in a chair across from her.

“I figure that some soft cheese might do some good as well as figs and berries. I hope they comfort you the way they do me.” He had gestured towards the food.

Y/n gave a thankful nod before reaching for a bite. “Thank you, Damien. This means very much to me.”

The man grabbed fig and brie, biting into them. “If you need to talk, I’m all ears. You don’t have to if you don’t want to, of course. But I’m here.”

Y/n fidgeted with a slice of fig fruit. She mentally weighed her options before speaking again. “I haven’t seen Courtney in over a year. We got into an argument...about the things she wanted to do and where she wanted to be in life. I regret it. I regret it every day. I let our relationship ...decay...because I didn’t approve of what she wanted to do.”

“She wanted to work with horses, right? And entertain? That’s where she’s been this whole time?” Damien bit into some brie.

“I was treating her like she was someone like me. Someone that already had their life plans laid out for them. She was able to choose what she wanted in life.”

The young man studied Y/n’s face. “Y/n, were you...jealous that she had such an opportunity to live a dream that you tried burning bridges with her? She was your best friend. That had to be a hard decision to make.”

“It’s about more than that. I’m happy she was able to live how she wanted to...thrilled that she got to work with her passions. But..I wasn’t there with her. She wasn’t with me. It didn’t matter what she was doing...I just wanted it to be with..with me. 

“I had this asinine vision that society would be in a different place by now. That two close friends could...be closer. And that I wouldn’t have to feel like I was left alone for the rest of my life. I see so many friendships for what they could be. The feelings that I’ve had over someone that will never be attainable I see in others. All of the time. Especially while I promenade! And it makes me sad for those yearning and it reminds me of what I can never have.”

There was a moment of silence before Y/n’s eyes widened in the realization of what she had just let out. “Oh my. I-You didn’t hear any of what I just said. Promise me!”

Damien laid a soft hand on Y/n’s arm. “I promise. I had no idea that you had harbored such...persuasions. Not that it’s anything you need to feel sorry about. You can’t help it. Your reactions, for sure, but...not for what you feel.”

“You, Lord Haas, will make someone a fine husband someday. Maybe even sometime soon? It is our season, finally, after all.” Y/n tried to hide her watery eyes behind a coy smirk. “Someone is bound to catch your eye.”

Damien breathed out before responding. “Someone already has, if I’m being honest. But maybe I’m far-reaching more than I originally thought.”

His words seemed to spark a sense of excitement through Y/n. She sat up straight and gripped the edges of the table.

“Who is she? Will you point her out to me while we promenade? No. I have an even better idea; can you introduce her to me at one of the balls?” Y/n was nearly on the edge of her seat. “Damien! This is exciting!”

“It’s not quite that intriguing, I promise you. Especially since nothing can come of it.” The man picked at the fruit on the platter. “But I digress. It seems that you’ve got your own sorting out to do. What are you going to do about callers if Courtney plans on joining in on the festivities this season? She may not come from one of the families but she has enough friends.”

“Then I hope she enjoys herself. For all I know, everything I felt could have been my very own thoughts and not hers. If she’s here to find a match, then let her. If she’s here to have fun, then by all means...I hope she has it. I just hope I can keep my heart to myself this time. I don’t want to get hurt again.”

“Y/n,” The man licked his lips before continuing. “Might I suggest trying to find out what exactly it is that your heart wants before you do anything else with it?”

The young woman topped her fig slice with some brie. “I’m going to pretend that you did not just offer such advice. Who would even think about courting a woman trying to figure out whether or not she wants her story to end with another woman? You slay me, Lord Haas.”

“I’m being entirely serious. Y/n, you could…” Damien seemed to pause before paying very close attention to fiddling with a berry. “We could stop your callers from coming around and maybe I could use a distraction. We could work together.”

“What? Like...you and I? Together together?”

The german-born duke hesitated before taking one of Y/n’s hands into both of his. “We could go to promenade as a match. And then to the balls, And the parties. No one would be the wiser. You could use this time to figure out what it is you truly want. And then who.”

The young woman looked down at their hands, hers fitting inside his the way she suspects other women her age dream of, yet, she wasn’t sure what it did to her. What he offered could very much help her, but what if Courtney got the wrong idea? What if everyone got the wrong idea?

“But what if it went right?”

“Hmm?” Damien asked in confusion.

“Nevermind.” Y/n shook the thoughts from her head. “Damien, I think...you may be on to something. You’re right. I...I don’t know how to be a...a wife to anyone. Let alone a man. And I won’t know until I figure myself out a little bit more. And then if this girl is running through your mind and you firmly believe that you can never court her…”

“Trust in me with this. I always thought she was someone I could never hope to marry, far too good for me in so many ways. But...maybe this will help me to see who else is out there. Maybe I’ll find my perfect match. And if we come out as a couple, it’ll provide good reason for the other men to leave you alone.”

“Too bad they just don’t leave me alone as is.”

“I believe Olivia said the same thing after she met Sam.”

“Heavens, that was a riot.” Y/n lifted her pinky to solidify the agreement with her friend. “Lord Damien Haas, I believe we might have ourselves a deal.”

[fart-gate]

SG1

Season 4 episode 3

"UPGRADES"

Notes by me

- jack getting pissed the tokra are so vague with their info and then immediately shutting up bc ooh pretty lady

- "you may call me Anise, it means noble strength"

"I'm Daniel , it means God Is My Judge"

"I'm Jack , it means.......whats in the box"

- Daniel so excited that shes an archeologist like calm down buddy

- this tokra so impatient like you just came thru 2 minutes ago asking for them to be experiments and expect them to say yes immediately? Arent tokra supposed to be like professionals

- tokra lady: wear my friendship bracelets or I'm leaving

- ah yes this episode contains the ONE time Jack knocked tealc out with a punch

- "tealc im really sorry"

"You are not"

- Shirtless Daniel shirtless Daniel shirtless Daniel

- Daniel super mad that Jack can read really fast and he cant

- Jack broke her stress ball :\

- LMFAO the first thing Daniel does is speed read a book when his powers arrive. He's read his entire library in an hour

- fraiser is right and pretty and we should listen to her bc shes right and pretty

- woa Daniel not needing his glasses!

- whoops! Forgot to tell you that the armbands fuse to your body! Looks like you have permanent friendship bracelets 😌

- Jack weight lifting 600 pounds when he could be weight lifting me smh

- sam wrote a whole book and you know what? Even tho I have no idea what she says most of the time i would like to read it

- jack: look how cool I am now *kicks a hole in hammonds office wall*

- HE JUST LIGHTLY TAPPED SILER AND HE FALLS OVER A GUARD RAIL I'm sorry that was so funny

- "steak" this is me when im hungry

- they blurred outa there like Clark Kent

- they are getting RECKLESS

- they all ordered a total of 16 steaks (and a diet coke)

- "Earth, steaks. Theres a difference?"

- akdnejsj when that guy calls Daniel a geek and he turns around like hes about to unleash a can of whoopass

- "let it go"

"Not this time"

Ok ouch

- Daniel talking to Jack using his eyebrows: should we kick their asses

Jack: "okay"

- BAR FIGHT!

- camera view from outside and you just hear yelling and blows landing

- your honor they are dumb and I love them

- fraiser: they are all high as fuck

- alright its time to cut off some arms whos first

- jack: it was all sams fault shes a steak enthusiast

- tokra lady LIED what a bitch

- time for tealcs seasonal suicide mission I guess

- every episodes problem can be fixed by blowing shit up and I wouldnt have it any other way

- "we'll need snacks"

- sg1 said fuck your rules!!!

- reckless bastards the lot of them

- tealc letting them go I cant take it

- when they blur when they run reminds me of smallville so much

- PROBLEMS ARISE

- okay the arm bands just falling off?? Horrible timing 0/10

- when the staff blast flies by them in slow motion POETIC CINEMA

- tealc!!! Keep disobeying orders bestie you are so good at it 💕

- does Daniel still have the back pack full of naquada or did he drop it

- I wonder how fast Sam was going when she hit the shield. Be funny if it made a smacking noise when she hit it haha im sorry

- THE SLOW MOTION OF JACK RUNNING BACK TO HER ONLY TO HIT THE SHIELD ajsbdjsjsndjsjdnd

- "shouldve brought more snacks"

"I dont think that would have helped"

- Daniel choker

- tealc not leaving even tho he knows they wont make it out in time💖💖

- tealc and Daniel are just gonna stand here and wait all my kids are in love

- Jack not leaving sam?

- oh he dropped the naquada and Sam tried to grab it but Jack said no.

- "didnt I tell you guys to get back to the gate?"

"Yeah tealc wouldnt leave"

Daniel you little shit

- tealc dialing the gate and then running back to help them get there im sobbing

- mission success! Notes from this mission include Dont Let The Tokra Use You For Experiments Again

- "for what its worth....im sorry"

"Me too"

"Me three"

".........i have nothing to apologize for"

- the tokras sad face that they are mad at her like yeah??? Maybe do a little more research on something before using it on humans you dumb ho

~

Whump under the cut

Tealc whump: punched by jack, knocked out

Daniel jackson whump: collapsing, "I cant move" , passing out

Jack Oniell whump: collapsing, passing out

Sam carter whump: collapsing, passing out

No glasses!Daniel for about 20 minutes of the episode.

🎶listening to Something I Need by One Republic 🎶 for all of them not leaving each other even tho they couldve DIED I'm going insane

[drakeblight]

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Do not rb

[2/2, 11:32 PM] Cristian Gómez: Ok, so here goes

[2/2, 11:34 PM] Cristian Gómez: Im sorry i talked over you and interupted you. I have this very bad tendency to not shut up when im nervous, especially around others.

[2/2, 11:34 PM] Cristian Gómez: Im sorry i had to ask you to buy me icecream, i know you said its no big deal but it is to me

[2/2, 11:35 PM] Cristian Gómez: Im sorry if i seemed boring and paranoid, ive just always lived in fear till i moved here and even though its been 2 years, i still find it hard to break habita

[2/2, 11:35 PM] Cristian Gómez: But please, i need you to tell me whats wrong

[2/2, 11:37 PM] Cristian Gómez: Remember how i told you i think of ways to escape and how could a person murder me and all that? I am very scared of the unknown and right now i do not be knowing whats up? Did i bore you, dis you find someone else, did you die? My mind keeps jumping to conclusions i know arent true but without your words i cant really kill them off

[2/2, 11:38 PM] Cristian Gómez: Im trying to be more attentive of you and stop being so self centered (which is an oximoron cuz telling other people that youre not thinking about yourself requires you to think about yourself but wrvr)

[2/2, 11:39 PM] Cristian Gómez: I watched letterkenny, i kinda spoiled that "surprise" when i texted you her face and the naked gym the frats wanted to make

[2/2, 11:39 PM] Cristian Gómez: But whatever, i did enjoy it and im thankful you showed me it

[2/2, 11:39 PM] Cristian Gómez: Also, imma pay you back that icecream 10x

[2/2, 11:41 PM] Cristian Gómez: I finally get payed on wednesday so ill buy the granpa sweater or the windbreaker or the patterned shirts, maybe ill stop by peace nook and get a candle, incense or soap you liked. Whatever it ends up being, ill make sure its shiny

[2/2, 11:41 PM] Cristian Gómez: Also, my friend said he could sneak us into his show on thursday, like i said, i really like his drag

[2/2, 11:42 PM] Cristian Gómez: If we sneak in, we may even get a couple drinks if we dont have bracelets

[2/2, 11:43 PM] Cristian Gómez: And if all you need is space, thats fine! I know i can be a bit much to handle, but please tell me so i dont go off the rails batshit crazy trying to figure out what went wrong

[2/2, 11:43 PM] Cristian Gómez: I only now realize that typing all this into a private convo is very batshit crazy

[2/2, 11:43 PM] Cristian Gómez: Remember that thing i just said about not shutting up??

[2/2, 11:44 PM] Cristian Gómez: I know theres a lot more i wanted to say but i forget

[2/2, 11:45 PM] Cristian Gómez: Oh, and i didnt really mean to be mean when i called you a nerd for tucking

[2/2, 11:45 PM] Cristian Gómez: Also, when i said you were tall, i just wasn't expecting that, cuz everyone ive ever gone out with ends up being smaller than me

[2/2, 11:46 PM] Cristian Gómez: Im sorry i behaved like a 12 yearold, i know its not very attractive to go into a relationship and feel its gonna be a babysitting gig

[2/2, 11:47 PM] Cristian Gómez: Even though im scared, i still challenge myself. Everytime i take a turn at a stoplight my first thought is how someone might run me over

[2/2, 11:48 PM] Cristian Gómez: Everytime its bellow 40, i think of that time i couldnt feel my hands for 2 hours, but i still get on my bike

[2/2, 11:48 PM] Cristian Gómez: And everytime i looked at your messages im reminded of all the sweet nothings people used to say to me to use me

[2/2, 11:49 PM] Cristian Gómez: All the see you laters and the we'll meet someday again

[2/2, 11:50 PM] Cristian Gómez: And even though im deadly terrified of typing something and losing you like ive lost everyone else, i still find the courage to send you something, anything so youd know i really do like you

[2/2, 11:50 PM] Cristian Gómez: I forgot how it felt

[2/2, 11:51 PM] Cristian Gómez: Ive been neeting people ive been interested in for 4 years now and youre the second one ive actually found that i cared about

[2/2, 11:51 PM] Cristian Gómez: Even ones i thought i cared about, i forgot in a week

[2/2, 11:52 PM] Cristian Gómez: And i know i said id stop being self centered and ill ive done is typed and typed, but i genuinely want you to give me a second chance, hopefully ill learn to shut up

[2/2, 11:53 PM] Cristian Gómez: I know youll probs only read this if i ever give you your codename, if i even post these, but this is helping

[2/2, 11:53 PM] Cristian Gómez: Also, sorry i called you adam

[2/2, 11:54 PM] Cristian Gómez: Maybe ill send the lot of these your way one day, where it doesnt matter cuz youre so close or so far appart

[2/2, 11:55 PM] Cristian Gómez: I know you dont want a psycho bf that cant be 10 mins away from you, but if youre leaving, could you please say why?

[2/2, 11:56 PM] Cristian Gómez: This is extremely pessimistic and theres that overworking brain again, but did you even care? I wanna say yes cuz you payed for my icecream and didnt just blow me off at the first chance, also you went out with me after a week or so of texts, most people would have just made something up, so i really appreciate you

[2/2, 11:57 PM] Cristian Gómez: UGHHH, i just need an answer at this point i dont mind if its yes or no

[2/2, 11:57 PM] Cristian Gómez: Did your messages get stuck? Did my phone mute you?

[2/3, 12:02 AM] Cristian Gómez: Oh yea, this goes without saying, but i dont wanna seem manipulative, these last couple day (oly shit its only been a day, why did i blow this out of proportion so damn much?!?) Have been very retrospective

[2/3, 12:03 AM] Cristian Gómez: I also dont want the gift to be manipulative, its something ive always believed in, ask my friends, no one should leave empty handed

[2/3, 12:04 AM] Cristian Gómez: And i probs would have only gotten you the candles, but bc you bought ice cream and youre so damn hot, ill bump it up

[2/3, 12:05 AM] Cristian Gómez: Im way overdue on payments and my bike insurance is almost up, but its only good for the other guy, so if i crash its very unlikely ill even need to pay them

[2/3, 7:50 AM] Cristian Gómez: Was it that i didnt try anything romantic? Didnt hold your hand or stayed away when i said goodbye? I dont know how to read limits so i just default to professional until someone tells me to do something

[2/3, 8:37 AM] Cristian Gómez: Was it the blue nails? I swear that was the jeans

[littlemix-styleblog]

Requested Leigh and Jade Inspired Masquerade Inspired 

Black 

ASOS DESIGN high neck lace & mesh long sleeve thong bodysuit: £14. I just want to say first this was really hard, I`ve only just come to the realisation that not all of it is inspired by Leigh and Jade but i`ll try my best. So first of all a masquerade, I wasn`t sure whether to go formal or formal but laid back so I went for a bit of both and I also colour coordinated it. So with a masquerade it`s dark, it`s secret, it`s a mystery but it`s also a gathering of people coming together to have a good time. So I picked up this bodysuit from ASOS, Which for you eagle eyed fans would recognise as Jesy has worn it before.

ASOS A Star Is Born thong bodysuit with tassels and embellishment in black: £65. I also consider a masquerade as a sort of mardi gras festival, with lots of colour, tassles, sequins and not forgetting it`s a party. So you shake all you got with these two bodysuits.

ASOS A Star is Born iridescent beaded bodysuit in black: £70

Topshop Black Coated Joni Jeans: £40. Was pretty hard to decide what to wear on your legs and I thought well it`s busy on top and you don`t need to be busy at the bottom so go simple and casual. So I opted for these coated black Joni Jeans from Topshop and yes before you ask they are comfortable to wear, You can dance to your heart desires and you still wouldn`t get a split. 

Silkfred Black Leather Skirt: £30. Ok so the skirt is a little restrictive, but we`re trying to keep it classy here we can`t be going round in hot pants. You don`t have to stick to a long leather skirt, You can opt for a short mini skirt too. A skirt like this accentuates your figure, Nips it all in giving you a longer silhouette and not forgetting a slimmer waistline and stomach.

ASOS Fringe Mesh Strappy Maxi Bodycon Dress: £48. Now we have a number of dresses in this post that arent included in the photos because theirs too many of them, So I`ll just add them here as a extra. So as I said before I went with formal, over the top and casual casual. This dress is in the range of formal over the top. Before I begin it is something Perrie would wear, but it`s something I can see Leigh in as well. You`ll be not only having a good time with pals in this dress, But you will be twirling all night amongst these tassels. Pair it with some earrings and a drop down necklace if you wish and you would look gorgeous.

ASOS Jarlo Tall high neck allover cutwork lace midaxi dress in black: £87.50. Another of the dresses, Now this wouldn`t be too everyone's taste. It is in the style of a fishtail where it comes inwards towards the bottom, it also has the bodycon of a fishtail dress where it goes in and out if that makes sense. Jade has worn this pattern style before on several occasions, Most recently in LA. The thing with this pattern is that sometimes even though it`s high end and can be designer is that sometimes it can look cheap. But do not fear this one does not look cheap at all, It`s just the right amount of material in all of the right places.

ASOS Forever Unique lace contrast bodycon dress: £42. So Leigh has been to a Masquerade ball before and I took inspiration from the dress she worn then to now. Again it`s the same style of lace and pattern with a few added extras. The plunge, Not everyone is keen on a plunge are they but I know Leigh likes a plunge so will stick with it. I myself am not keen on the sleeves, but maybe you can do a bit of DIY and cut them to a length that suits you. 

Black lace mask asymmetric: Now we move onto accessories and theirs lots of them. A few years ago Little Mix had a masquerade party where some of them wore masquerade masks and I think this was one of them i`m not quite sure. But this is one of the more simpler black lace designs.

Black Fascinator: Mayfair: £125. I know what your thinking and No I am not expecting you too buy this but at some masquerade parties people go over the top and go right down to the T with their outfits. Now as I said i`m not expecting you to buy this, But this is just a summary of what you can do with your look. But don`t worry because we have some much cheaper and smaller alternatives here.

Claires Black Matte Filigree Flower Stretch Bracelet: £4. Continuing with the theme of baroque, Jesy would be more of the one to wear baroque lace in the real word but that doesn`t mean the other girls can`t. If you don`t know me by now I do go over the top sometimes with accessories, But accessories help enlighten a dull outfit don`t forget.

Claires Black Lace Choker: £2.25. This is one of them pieces when you can add if you want too, If your stuck for anything else then a simple black choker is your go too girl.

Claires Jet Black Vintage Filigree Beaded Drop Earrings: £2.50

PrettyLittleThing CLOVER BLACK PATENT HEELED STRAPPY SANDAL: £20

Pink 

TFNC halter neck jumpsuit in ombre sequin: £85. How gorgeous is this jumpsuit? It reminds me of ice cream. This is something Jade would wear...Not necessarily the colour I don`t think, But a sequin jumpsuit is right up her lane. Again the colours in this jumpsuit go well with the colours in the mask.

ASOS A Star is Born Petite Prom Embellished Maxi Dress in Iridescent Sequins: £130

Topshop Fringed Head Piece: £18

Red

PrettyLittleThing DARK RED FRILL HEM BANDAGE MIDI DRESS: £45. What`s better than dangerous and feisty red. So with red we have chosen this fishtail midi dress that shows your curvy figure and lifts your bum.

PrettyLittleThing TARRA RED LACE FISHTAIL MAXI DRESS: £30. We also chose another red dress from PLT, But this time it`s a maxi dress and that means your more free to dance your socks off. Reminds me of the Christopher Kane dress Leigh wore a while ago.

Claires Victorian Floral Statement Necklace - Red: £5. It`s your choice whether you wanted to dress the outfit up or down, But bear in mind is leaving a gap between your face and your chest a good idea? Is it a good idea to leave it as a blank space? Some people would say yes, some no but it`s your decision whether you wanted to or not. But if you did then here is a great example of what to fill that blank canvas with.

Claires Gold 3" Shine Drop Earrings - Red: £5

PrettyLittleThing CLOVER BLACK PATENT HEELED STRAPPY SANDAL: £20

Blue

PrettyLittleThing DUSTY BLUE LACE SQUARE NECK MIDI DRESS: £28. A common theme you might find throughout this post is the pattern of baroque, or baroque lace. Designers such as Versace like to use it on their designs. But you don`t have to pay high end prices to buy it, You can also buy it for much cheaper prices too. A mixture of blue and gold (I think it is anyway) colour in this dress goes well with the mask.

PrettyLittleThing PALE BLUE VELVET COWL NECK MAXI DRESS: £25. Another alternative, This time this one is more longer and covers a bit more then the other dress I have on offer. Also isn't as confined as the other one, It`s satin and has a thigh high split so you can split that leg up into the air as high as you want.

ASOS Pieces faux pearl stud earring: £3. Nothing is more better then pearls, Pearls are a classic, feminine accessory to any woman's outfit. It will make your outfit look much more then it is worth. What`s better is that you don`t have to fork out thousands to buy a pearl necklace or earrings, You can simply pay £3 at ASOS. I have also chosen a alternative in the form of pearl hoops

John Lewis & Partners Short Faux Pearl Necklace, White: £18

PrettyLittleThing CLOVER ROSE GOLD STRAP HEELED SANDALS: £20. Make sure you match your shoes to the outfit as well. If you matched these outfits with black heels then it would look odd and make you stand out. What is the most stand out colour of the 21st century right now though? Copper...Well Rose gold and copper. Is their anything more satisfying in the world other them two colours?

Multicolour 

PrettyLittleThing MULTI SEQUIN PLUNGE JUMPSUIT: £45. How jazzy is this little number, Jade would definitely wear something like this to dance about in and you have no excuse now not to buy it. 

Topshop Gold Tear Balaclava: £20. I know these arent exactly masquerade, But I thought since it covers the face with gold that it comes off to me as secretive and mysterious. A great alternative to a mask and it goes well with the mardi gras theme.

Topshop Diamante Face Mask: £20. Probably thinking what the hell is this before you read the title, But it is a face mask another one yes. Again like I said above you can use this instead of a masquerade mask. But this time this one comes in silver.

Topshop Fringed Head Piece: £18

[existentialcrisispt1]

did you know that i made you a box of everything that reminded me of you? it had a bracelet in it with your favourite thing that i do. it had a little skateboard in it. it had a newspaper clipping from the day you told me you liked me back. i remember what song i was listening to when you told me you liked me. i remember what song i was listening to when i felt my heart shatter looking at the pics of the two of you together. you didn’t even ask if i was okay. you knew too. i know you knew. you forget that i know YOU. i know that you knew exactly who i was crying over when you saw me crying. i know that you knew who i was mad at when you saw i was mad. and yet, you didn’t check on me. if i had died that night i don’t think you would’ve even cared. sometimes i doubt that you would even care now. and when i open up to you, you just make a million false promises. “of course i care about you, we’re friends arent we?”. “i’m lagging on everyone right now it’s not just you”. “no of course i still want to be friends with you you’re a great friend”. this all seems like utter bullshit to me now. you say three words to me per day. i really hate the idea of losing you but it seems like i’m going to need to accept it....

[adambstingus]

Are You The One Season Finale Recap: Just Put Me Out of My Goddamn Misery (PART TWO)

Since everyone bitches and whines about how long my recaps are, I separated them into two parts. Pick up a book, you lazy pieces of shit and read part 1 here >>

Chuck is like, were not going to win so next match ceremony Im picking Britni and everyone is like Chuck and Alec start yelling at each other and having a food fight, which pisses off Alec more because hes a firm believer that you should never waste food.

Alec: WE SHOULD NEVER QUIT Chuck: Eat a dick dude

Chuck goes up to push Alec, which is a huge mistake surfer brah, and Alec shoves Chuck to the ground like hes made of paper. Alec, congrats, your ovaries have officially transformed into a small chode of a penis. Gotta start somewhere.

Britni is like You would shove Chuck, who btw looks like a Ken doll version of the lead singer of AFI, for money?! Thats some shit ONLY poor people would say. Britni, people have done way worse shit for way less money. Read a book, tune into the news, watch Empire (or read my recaps).

Rashida and Devin are like And I agree. I did not sit through 10 weeks of this retarded shit to watch yall give up.

Devin is like If I can get this fresh batch of mentally incapable humans to win this stupid fucking reality show, it would be equivalent to the greatest feat in sports history. Which sport? Speed walking? Turn on ESPN Devin, I fucking dare you.

Zak and Hannah are mourning the fact that they arent a match, and tbh, I am too.

Cheyenne is talking to Devin about how he is disrespectful and is like

Devin: (actual quote) Im a shit head, but not a total shit head. – I honestly dont even need to try and be funny for these recaps, they all say enough stupid shit where I dont even have to try.

THE GAME

Chuck is like, I was hammered last night and said dumb shit and Im going to actually play this thing. Thank god Chuck, otherwise I seriously would have cunt punted you, and your little dog too! (Britni)

The game is the easiest one of the season: its an obstacle course with girls sitting on their back. There is a true/false section, where if the team guesses it right, then they get 30 seconds off their time.

Zak and Kayla are in first, which is crazy because Zak might be the smallest out of all of them. Alec is terrible with this shit and is back to being a giant bitch.

Melanie and Tyler go to the true or false thing, where Mel admits she offered Chuck a threesome, which is a new low.

Kayla and Zak win, being the Italian stallions. Rashida and Devin get second and Mel/Tyler get third because they answered the question right- aka, Mel is a closeted freak.

Stacey is talking to Nelson about how she has no idea who her match is and shes talking so fast I could have sworn it was a Gilmore Girls episode. You can def tell Stacey is fucking hammered in this, but its cool. I love Stacey. And apparently so does Nelson. Okay whatever.

Meanwhile, Alec is flirting with Amanda and Kiki is like WTF. Which is literally her reaction to everything- WTF.

THE DATE

Theyre hanging out on fucking boat that doesnt even have a bar. That sounds like some Life of Pi shit.

Devin and Rashida are flirting and shes like except this shitty white guy with a butt chin.

Zak and Kayla are like you remind me of my family so they must be a match- some fucking Freudian shit right there. Chelsey the aspiring psychologist is probably fucking creaming her pants somewhere in the distance.

Tyler and Melanie are like, were besties and Tyler thinks thats code for match but Mel was like,

THE TRUTH BOOTH

The group makes a smart decision for once ,(they probably all broke out in hives afterwards because we all know they are allergic to brainpower), and send Zak and Kayla to the truth booth. Hannah is like Hannah save the stupid lines for Hunter please, babe.

Zak and Kayla make their way to the truth booth, looking like a set of fraternal twins walking into their grandmas 90th birthday. Not gonna lie, Im stressed right now. Im on bottle number 2 of wine, and shit is REAL rn.

Results are in and- THEYRE A PERFECT MATCH! YAAAAAAASSSS.

Everyone is screaming and jumping while Hannah is like, . Its okay Hanz, its not like these matches are real. Those rules arent even real! They were real that day I wore a vest!

Alec and Kiki are flirting and they are drunk AF and Kiki is like Shes talking about how she got stupid fucking matching bracelets for her perfect match and Im like

Devin is doing his shit math again using red solo cups, I feel like an algebra class is being taught in a frat house. Aka this shit is dumb AF.

They determine there are two scenarios- one where Kiki mtches with Alec, and one where she doesnt. Guess which one best friends forever bracelet Kiki wants?

The decide to use deductive reasoning and rationality.

Jk, they decide to flip a fucking coin. I CANT RIGHT NOW WITH YOU PEOPLE. Hunter is like Here is a quarter and ew, I dont trust anyone who has change offhand like that. Get a fucking debit card, you hillbilly fuck.

Kiki is upset because they get scenario one, but you know if the coin flipped for the scenario she wanted shed be like PERFECT! ITS ALL SETTLED, THIS COIN IS HOLY.

Tyler is like, Fuck your heart Tyler, fuck it. Austin is like WOAH you need to figure this shit out. Like I dont mean to sound aggressive, but if you fuck us all over were probs gonna stab you.

Never did I ever think that the game would rest in Tylers hands. Take a drink to that.

THE FINAL MATCH UP CEREMONY

Devin is like, there is a high possibility we lose- not high, almost definite. But he thinks they chose scenario one for a reason, that reason being a coin flip.

Ryan gives some speech about love and how they need it and its like, save it Ryan. Empire comes on in 20 minutes and I need to get this show on the road.

Austin is first and he picks Britni– basing it off the fact that he wanted a girlfriend who would be a ghost for most of their relationship and they would get together eventually when it was convenient. You know what thats called? A fuckbuddy. You came on a reality show to find a fuckbuddy. May I suggest Tinder next time?

Hunter is next, and Ryan is like, do you all have a strategy? And hes like clearly fate isnt on our side, so we decided to do a coin flip. So, fates not on your side, and you decided to rely on it again? Seems legit.

Ryan is like, And Connor and Chelsey are like

Hunter picks Hannah, which is a weird match but whatever I dont care anymore. Im gonna be honest, this whole season I thought Hunter was secretly gay.

Devin is up next and he picks Rashida. Rashida, girl, I have been praying for you. Clearly I am a sinner because my prayers have not been well received. My b.

Tyler is up next and were all on edge. Hes like I think Melanie is my match truly and this is the biggest plotline he has had all season, so hes rollin with it. Tyler ends up picking Cheyenne, and everyone breathes a sigh of relief.

Alec picks Amanda, and Kiki is like WTF (again). What is she gonna do with her bracelet?!!!!

Nelson picks Stacey and RyDev is like, And shes like, Okay, thatll work. Cant wait for an invite to the wedding.

Chuck is up next and gives an inspiring speech. Well, it would be inspiring if he wasnt talking to a band of idiots who put their fate in a coin toss and if he didnt look like a homeless folk singer.

Chuck picks Melanie. Shes like, well this sucks because well never date because hes still fucking Brittni. Maybe you can get that threesome you wanted, skank.

Kiki is last, and ends up alone, well, because her match is Mike. #tbt to Mike. LOL. She shows those bracelets to Ryan and Ryan tries so hard not to fucking vomit on her. Kiki is like I am not confident at all Mike is my match and honestly, ditto.

The beams and RyDevs dramatic hand motions begin. They get 4 beams, which they have never gotten before, so #progress..They get a 5th, then a 6th, then a 7th. Everyone is on edge as fuck, and I am stunned into complete silence at home. Even my boyfriend, who has migrated out of the room is whispering no fucking way to himself. Idk if he is saying that because hes surprised Im silent for once, or surprised that they just might actually win.

They get 8 OMG, They literally need one more to win the fucking game. Im shaking.

THEY GOT TEN BEAMS! THEY WIN THE FUCKING GAME.

MIRACLES HAPPEN (queue song from The Princess Diaries)

MTV IS THE LAND OF DREAMS

IM CRYING

IM SCREAMING, I FEEL THINGS

Okay, Im back. Wow Im hammered. So its made clear- either MTV is a magical place where miracles prevail, or this shit is staged AF. I mean, we all saw The Hills.

Wow, thats it for this season and this truly unique group of escaped mental patents. Thanks for reading, even though, lets be honest- I made your shitty Thursdays infinitely better. And to the cast who read and tweeted me, thanks for having a thick skin. Low key surprised I havent received a death threat from Britni by now. Good luck existing in the real world, you all are sure gonna need it. And if youre ever in California, come buy me a beer, because god knows I deserve one for putting up with your shit.

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