#i know these are sooooo basic but I got bored and wanted to make these

[triplexdoublex]

what’s the nessa and jaden lore? i’m not caught up on anything abt gim besides your blog

Ok so keep in mind I learned most of this after the fact cuz I didn’t watch Sway House . So someone correct me if I fuck anything up . Long ass story short But basically Josh Richard’s and Jaden were really good friends Josh was dating Nessa and Jaden was dating Mads Lewis . Jaden and Nessa worked on a song together rumors started flying … haha they weren’t rumors Jaden and Nessa end up together , about a year later Mads end up with Josh. Jaden and Nessa dated for about a year and even were engaged. May 2022 they announce they broke up to work on their mental health. But shortly after Nessa is spotted with Josh again , nothing was ever confirmed tho. In a later interview she said Jaden cheated on her “emotionally”. She has sooooo many songs about Jaden and he has sooooooooo many sings about her one notable song being “Baccarat” which is the perfume Nessa wears and has spoke about how it’s been her signature scent even before she lived in LA. On Nessa’s new album called Aftercare she had a song called Pins and Needles where she sings…

“Don't call me your ex 'cause I never met you, We've never had sex, we never got tattoos, You think you're important, boy, I got bad news, You're mean, and you're boring, they'll all forget you”

and he teased a new song called “who knew pretty girls could lie” in reply where he said:

“ Heard you’re doing good, girl . So what’s a matter? Trippin’ bout some things that never happened Take care after. You’re outta line, you need a line ❄️ Who knew pretty girls could lie?”

And they went back on forth on Twitter and TikTok a bit ( I have some of it posted on here somewhere) but then Jaden posted and quickly deleted a tik tok of him saying “what if none of this is real and we’re actually fine?” And at the sway reunion he brought it up again while he was apologizing to Josh for stealing Nessa that him and Nessa were actually on good terms and friends again and that’s why he never released that song and wasn’t going too. I think they did it to boost her album sales and draw attention to it. ( fun and harmless PR not 5 years of toxic breaks up … kells take notes) Anyways she’s now dating Artemas and moved to London with him despite fans warning her that he’s an abuser ( I don’t know the story behind the claims) but Anyways Jaden is still writing songs about her , his SoundCloud is filled with songs about still loving her , missing her, wanting her ect. And he’s recently teased a new song with the lyrics “ You smell like baccarat and you talk a lot , it’s so Deja vu. I showed you things and I watched you change and now you’re not being you. I know, I’m doing things that he won’t, you’re keeping me on the low , bitch I’m the star of the show” …. I dunno about you but to me it sounds like he’s insinuating that they’re having an affair . People keeop tagging Artemas telling him to beat up Jaden and claim his girl 🤣🤭. Even last night he posted a tiktok with and unreleased song by Isabell LaRosa called My Gurl that is about Nessa and includes the lyrics “I wanna make you my girl, Give you the world, My love will look pretty on you, I wanna make you my pearl, Run my hands through your curls And I'll kiss your butterfly tattoos” before shortly deleting it. Personally I would love to see them give it another shot!

[meowdei]

i mean...i would even be prepared for a powerpoint if ya wanted but i appreciate you compressing it all down to what u considered important <3 🥺

AND UM WHAT IS HE...i mean like which gacha/game/anime what is he

HE IS FROM GENSHIN IMPACT FROM THE NATION OF FONTAINE AND HIS VISION IS CRYO AKA HE WIELDS THE POWER OF CRYO (ice) FROM THE CRYO GOD

Don’t play with me I will actually make a PowerPoint. Not today but soon I seriously will

But here’s a more in depth explanation of his character:

So basically he was an abandoned infant and he was taken in by a host family. The host family fostered children essentially in groups for years at a time, and raised them until they were old enough to find “proper families of greater means” and it was an elaborate front that made the parents seem super kind and giving, but like I said, it was a trafficking scheme. It’s implied to be trafficking bc it is a game, so they don’t outright say what happens, but he describes them to be sold off like “livestock” so it’s easy to infer that it’s like . Quite a dark child trafficking gig on his parent’s part. Anyway so the children who did find out always disappeared, so it was implied that the parents killed them to keep them silent, and any kids who got older and didn’t get sold off by a certain time period were also killed off to get rid of. Wriothesley found out about it, ran away, and he was homeless for a bit and he did like apprenticeships and odd jobs to make some money and such—and that’s how he learned to tinker away enough to make his gauntlets. He went back to his parents home when he was a tad bit older—still a very young teen, though, and he murdered them to set the remaining kids free.

Also his real name isn’t Wriothesley. After he killed his parents he like passed out from the fight or wtv and when he woke up in the hospital, his hands were cuffed to the bed (this part makes me so sad sobs bc the lady there is described to look at him like a psycho) and when she asked what his name was, he didn’t want to go by the name his “parents” had given him, so he changed it to Wriothesley which was just a name he’d seen in the paper somewhere.

AND THEN he had his trial. So during his trial, he pleaded guilty for his crimes and didn’t really put up a fight but he did tell all the details about his parents and why he did what he did so there was lots of debate between the witnesses of the court trial. But here’s the really really sad part, okay? So there’s the hydro archon—the god of the nation, essentially. Each nation has a god that presides over it and they have a certain element they wield like ice/cryo, or fire/pyro, etc. and so the Fontainian god is of water/hydro and each nation is known for some sort of principle like freedom or contracts or eternity or wisdom and etc. Fontaine is known for justice, so the trials that take place in Fontaine are a really big deal. ANYWAY so during his trial, the hydro archon was very quiet and bored, as he describes it, and he states it’s likely because he pleaded guilty as soon as his charges were stated, so he thinks he disappointed her from witnessing an interesting trial. Like that’s his perception of the trial even to this day in his adulthood—that the hydro archon was upset that his trial was boring and not lengthy with arguing and drama. But it’s sooooo sad bc anyone who understands furina’s character fundamentally would realize that she was definitely not quiet and gloomy because she was bored, but because she was sad/pained by the circumstances of his trial. It’s just a really really good way to show the way his trauma has skewed his perception and understanding of things around him even in his adulthood, you know?

Anyway so then he gets sentenced to jail in the fortress. The fortress is an underwater prison in Fontaine, but its history is basically that in the past, anyone who committed a crime would get exiled from Fontaine, so they eventually repented and begged for mercy from the old hydro archon. (There was a god before Furina and even Furina isn’t technically the real archon, but there’s a lot of lore there. That’s a separate story LOL. all you need to know for now is that there was an older god that died eventually, and she ruled over Fontaine before Furina.) Anyway, so the old hydro archon granted the exiled criminals mercy and guided them to the bottom of the ocean to protect her secret, which was the entrance to like essentially a divine sea of sorts. It’s dangerous to Fontaine humans long story short, so she wanted them to protect the entrance in exchange for her forgiveness and for a chance to integrate back into society, so the fortress was created and they’d “serve” time there as a prison while protecting her secret. The prison is still an autonomous zone from the rest of Fontaine so criminals are basically sent off, they do their time, and then they return back to Fontaine if they wish. ALL OF THAT TO SAY that by the time Wriothesley is sent to the prison, it’s a nasty place. Fontaine has no way of setting guidelines or rules of how prisoners are treated, so there are terrible living conditions, a prison warden that basically runs it like a dictatorship, poor working conditions—the prison is also like a factory, btw, and like hardly any food. You would have to pay for things like food and other supplies with the prison’s unique currency called credit coupons, and they were difficult to earn, so a meal was very expensive at the time. Anyway, so Wriothesley earned a lot of coupons. Like he became very very good at earning money and saving it up, too, and he also earned a name for himself in the prison’s boxing ring, so he became really really “wealthy” in prison. And then, with his fortunes, he’d buy people meals and supplies if they needed them, like he shared his wealth, which essentially kind of solved the corruption because people didn’t have to answer to the warden and other guards and such in exchange for their basic rights, you know? They could just have him help them out so then the warden wiped his account of all his “money.” Unfairly, ofc. But then Wriothesley challenged the warden to a duel—and the best part is the warden fled to avoid the duel LOLLLL. he was NOT gonna beat wrio 💀 but it just so happened that the day the warden fled, was also the day Wrio was meant to be released from prison—and since the warden was nowhere to be found, Wrio just went into the office, and took over the position as new warden. That’s literally how he got the job he just walked in and took it 💀

ANYWAYYYYY after that he reformed the prison, improved living and working conditions, made the fortress a very successful factory that greatly contributes to Fontaine’s economy, gave people access to free meals, and fair compensation to earn the prison’s currency, blah blah lots of changes for the betterment of the prisoners lives. And it’s actually such a good and comfy place, now, that some people, even after their sentence is over, just choose to stay in the comfort of the prison and live there in peace, especially because as with most societies, the treatment of ex convicts is not very kind.

AS YOU CAN SEE HE IS SUCH A TRAGIC GUY WITH A DARK PAST BUT HIS HEART IS SO BEAUTIFUL AND KIND IN NATURE HE MAKES ME SO SAD I LOVE HIM SO MUCH HE IS MY BEAUTIFUL BABY BOY 🥹🥹🥹

[sammysdewysensitiveeyes]

I really enjoyed Mark Russell's Flintstones comic, which was pretty in-your-face satire, but still gave the characters some heart, so I'm willing to give his X-Factor a chance. That being said:

Gee, I'm sooooo glad we're back to pointlessly killing off D-List mutants after Krakoa did the work of putting everyone back on the table for writers to use, it's definitely my favorite part of the X-Books and not a creatively bankrupt waste or anything. I know people might say, "There's too many mutants," or "Who cares about Rusty Collins?" But despite there already being too many mutants for people to use, writers keep adding more (even this book has like three new characters), and every character is someone's favorite.

I don't even particularly like Rusty, he was one of those characters that never caught on for me. I thought his personality was bland, and even back when he was first introduced I thought being "just" a pyrokinetic was boring (at least characters like Pyro and Magma had some unique aspect to their "fire" powers). But damn, I feel so sorry for any Rusty fans out there, he was dead for decades, he was barely there in Krakoa, and now he gets killed off one issue into X-Factor. I still have some hope for Feral, though, given that some of the team is "clinging to life."

I don't know how much, if any of the characters history Russell is aware of. He at least knows that Rusty was part of the original X-Factor, so there's that. Too bad Rusty is dead again. I really don't know what Frenzy and Cecelia are doing on this team. I could believe it of Pyro, since he already served on Freedom Force, and was only too happy to attack his fellow mutants while on the government payroll. Still, I'd expect him to have a more realistic and cynical attitude about the new X-Factor, given that Freedom Force ended with him and Blob abandoned to die, and the US government not giving a shit. But then, that would require actually engaging with the character's history which neither Russell nor Duggan seemed interested in doing.

Pyro's new characterization seems to be "party idiot." I can't say I completely mind, Duggan's Pyro was at least a "fun" version of the character, but this is the second time now Pyro's been a cast member for an X-Book, is it too much to ask that a writer actually take him seriously? I don't even mean "make him a badass," I mean give us some actual crumbs of character development, even if he's still mostly comic relief. The dude died saving Senator Kelly after a long, lingering terminal illness, and no one wants to address that? Like, at all?

Good question, Pyro, what IS Cecelia doing there? She was always one of the more reluctant X-Men who was more interested in being a doctor, how was she talked into this? Also, Pyro, your last direct interaction with Cecelia was when you betrayed her and got her fired after she saved your life treating your bullet wounds, you've got a lot of nerve flirting with her. I am reluctantly accepting that Pyro is basically being written as "straight" now, given that the "gay Pyro" storyline was stolen out from under him by bland replacement Simon "No one asked for this fucking character to exist" Lasker. Deeply bitter that the Pyro who got to canonically fulfill our movie-verse Allerdrake fantasies wasn't even the right Pyro.

Speaking of which, it would actually be a very funny meta-joke if Pyro gets killed off and immediately replaced by Pyro II/Simon, but if that actually happens I will absolutely start biting people. I waited decades for my fave to come back, do NOT take him away again, Mark Russell.

Also wondering how Pyro got the second-in-command gig. Was it just a stupid decision by corporate guy who doesn't understand how the team should function, or is there something sinister going on, like Pyro is more willing to toe the corporate line? Also, shut up, Alex, Pyro was actually doing some good with the Marauders while you were on the "fucked-up remedial last-chance" Hellions team

Like I said, I am willing to give this book a chance, and see what Russell does with it, but he's already shown he's willing to throw characters into the meat-grinder. I don't mind satire and a good story, but I also actually LIKE the characters. I like Pyro and Cecelia and Frenzy, I'd rather not see them twisted into satirical versions of themselves or abruptly killed off. I'd like to see their histories actually dealt with instead of jokes about Frenzy once working as a dog breeder. Despite the meta-commentary in the first issue about "the characters are interchangable, it's all about the story," in long-running comic series like X-Men, a lot of us actually DO care about the characters. That's what keeps us reading. Have fun with your story, Russell, but please don't break the toys.

I'm sure there's much more to say here about the writing for Havok and Polaris, but I'll let other people handle that, I'm mostly here for Pyro.

[woolying]

i meant to post this last week before the first in-game comic came out but i forgot oops.... anyywayyy i am sooooo obsessed with teruko plays among us so im posting my initial predictions based on canon/what i think would be funny (girl who likes mongy monday and drdt a bit too much and is trying to be normal about it) also i explain the roles for people who may not know them!

i might update these each week as more info comes out in the comic

(under the cut bc its long / drdt spoilers)

DAVID

jester (neutral role, has to get voted out to win) - i think its kinda self explanatory as to why lol (i hope teruko shoots him <3)

i would say imitator (crew, in meetings can select a dead crewmate with certain roles and take it for one round) and he uses it on xander if (probably when) he dies, to sorta match what he does in canon, but i didnt put down any imitable roles for xander... but i guess he still could be anyway if im wrong about xander's role

ACE

morphling (imposter, can disguise as other people) - bc blackened, and he imitated eden in the note?? idk

either that or swooper (imposter, can temporarily turn invisible) - bc hes sneaky like that

veteran (crewmate, kills anyone who interacts with them) - the scared of other people role

XANDER

executioner on teruko (neutral, has to get teru voted out to win) is my fav guess i think

maybe vigilante (crew, can guess imposter roles in meetings to kill them, if they guess wrong they die) - just bc it suits him?? idk

one of the imposter roles idk - bc attempted murderer, maybe teruko shoots him?

^^ i wrote these before episode 3 came out and we have since seen xander doing a task so this is a no (tbh i dont think executioner does tasks either?? i forget if its a toggle or not)

CHARLES

amnesiac (neutral, basically no role but if they find a dead body they can steal their role and be it for the rest of the game) - haha get it because he forgot...anyways

investigator (crew, sees footprints when people walk around), tracker (crew, can place arrows onto people to see their location), or spy (crew, can see exactly who is where on admin table) - investigative roles that don't involve dead bodies

^^ another update post episode 3: charles on admin table!!??? (but notes say he always does that what a loser)

WHIT

swapper (crew, can swap votes onto someone else in a meeting) or transporter (crew, can teleport two people to trade places during the round) just bc i think he'd have fun with it lmao, both can be very chaotic/annoying roles or rlly good/helpful depending on how the person uses them (he uses them to be annoying)

mystic (crew, gets notified whenever someone dies) - just vibes tbh

EDEN

engineer (crew, can vent and fix sabotages remotely) - a support role suits her i think

i kinda got nothing really oops??? we'll see i guess

MIN

undertaker maybe?? (imposter, can drag dead bodies) - bc blackened, altering the crime scene🔥🔥🔥

tbh a more suiting imposter role might be traitor (a random crewmate who becomes imposter if both die early) but idk how this group would manage to kill the imposters that quickly... either that or amnesiac picking up an imposter role based on the fact that She Didn't Want This

altruist (crew, gets to sacrifice their life to revive a dead participant) - min voice i just wanted to save you!! i can imagine teruko dying in the middle of nowhere and min bringing her back

J

vigilante or jailor (crew, can tag people to be jailed during the round and choose whether to execute them during the meeting) - i think shes pretty involved in trials so a meeting crew role makes sense? though j gives off such bad guesser vibes lol may she rest in peace

tracker - partially vibes, but also i think it would be funny if she got a role that can be kinda boring in some circumstances bc she'd be so mad about it

AREI

guardian angel on eden (neutral, wins if eden wins) - Arei "I guess this time I can be the person you rely on" Nageishi

jailor maybe - it reminds me of her in mins trial with the pen idk vibes

tbh im not rlly sure if the blackeneds will end up being imposters?? bc it almost feels too obvious but maybe the simplest answer is the right one yknow? also since min was added off a poll i was kinda doubting, but i feel like nico/levi could also be imposters if they were chosen instead? but idk who else would be if not the blackeneds bc at that point its just random so i cant really guess

these could be all totally completely wrong honestly im just having fun thinking about it! i cannot wait to see more YAYYY YIPPPEEEE

[haedgaf]

hello please share some tmi about your crush with the crowd (i got nosy after all these asks you answered yesterday..) (and obviously only if you want to….)

HAJDHAKDHSKDJDK OMG I LOW-KEY WANNA GIVE A WHOLE RUN DOWN PF EVERYTHING but let me just show the tweets i made that explain what happened 😒😒

BRO EVEN THINKING ABOUT IT AGAIN IS AHSKSHDKDB I WAS SO DEVASTATED 😭😭😭 june you don’t get it i want him sooooo bad 💔💔 he is so cute and funny and silly and that’s exactly what i look for in a boy, his only flaw is that he is like a few months younger but errr but at the same time i’m convinced i only like him because i’m so love and crush deprived after my two last class crushes left the college so i had to settle for him.. ANYWAYS

some crush lore: i swear at one point he wanted me not kidding you like last school year we literally had this moment where the teacher tasked students to help each other and i basically already knew what to do but he went up to me and asked me if i understood and i was like “yeah i did this last year” (since he was a new student last year while it was my second year) and he DECIDED TO STAY AROUNDGAJDHAKD BRAHHH and then he just talked to me for 30-40 minutes about EVERYTHING and at some point i placed my bag off the chair and he said “i’ll sit down here” EEEEEKKKK and just continued to tell me about himself brooo i learned so much about him that we literally found out we went to the same secondary school WE ARE SO MEANT TO BE IDKKK and i swear our conversation wouldn’t have ended jf it wasn’t the end of the lesson 😭😭

if i wasn’t already crushing on someone last year i would’ve been hitting on him but i think about it so many times now like fuckkk HE WANTED ME THERE IS NO OFHER REASON FOR HIM TO WASTE HIS RIME WITH ME ONSTEAD OF HIS FRIENDS 🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️ (but maybe he considered me a friend because i lowk used to always harass him by coming over to him because i was bored and wanted to know what he did) (BUT JUSY OUT OF FRIENDLINESS, now i’m too embarrassed to go up to him like fuck 😭)

there some other moments too but urghh this year i was just like he is so stinking cute man (i always thought this) and i was like ykw let’s make him my class crush and then i overheard the fact that he got eyes for someone else like FUCK MY LIFE MAN.

[imthepointe]

no offense maybe I just don’t understand multi shipping a character who only has ever had eyes for one person, especially when he’s been obsessively visiting them in ice like I can’t imagine them even glancing at someone else

hii anon no offense taken! i’ll do my best to explain why i personally like multishipping (with armin, in aot, and in general)

first, you’re definitely right that armin and annie have the most “canon” relationship. they clearly have intense feelings for one another that are certainly romantic. aruani is absolutely my favorite armin ship, too. i just think their characters mesh so well together and the dynamic is delicious.

but just because armin and annie are “canon” doesn’t mean that i don’t like the idea of having armin, annie, and whoever else romantically involved with other people. if aruani *were* out of the question, then i think jearmin is my next fav armin ship. jean and armin also have such an interesting dynamic— just like aruani! jean is a natural leader, with an unforgettable presence on screen as both a charismatic authority and close friend of everyone in the 104th. and, honestly, jean has helped armin and comforted him (and vice versa) more than annie really has. jean and armin compliment each other so well, and honestly for me, it’s super easy to see them in a romantic context because of the intensity and nature of their relationship— especially during the 4 years annie was in the crystal.

and, of course, eren and mikasa. i rlly love arumika/eremin a lot!!! this is because i think armin and mikasa share such a close bond. throughout aot they are able to communicate just through their eyes multiple times. mikasa is always there for armin and armin for mikasa. they are seriously each other’s only constant in life— again, makes for a pretty good romance. same thing with eremin. eren and armin are genuinely connected at their soul to each other! there are sooooo many romantic eremin moments too, literally since chap 1 of the manga, and i daresay more than aruani moments. this was certainly fueled by the anime ending additions but it’s always existed.

for one, some of these ships can coexist; it’s highly doubtful that armin ever only had one crush on annie for years, and even if he did, he’s 19/20 by the time annie is finally out of her crystal and i’d venture to say has probably kissed someone before. who knows? maybe he and sasha got super drunk one night. maybe he comforted mikasa in more ways than one when eren left in marley. maybe he and hitch got bored one day. maybe he and jean experimented some. these are all things that could have happened and are worth exploring or headcanoning.

second, i think that some multiships as a whole are typically, like, in parallel timelines. for example im a suckerrrrr for post rumbling aruani and post rumbling jearmin, and i don’t typically think of these ships as occurring in the same universe. basically im treating these ships as separate timelines that don't affect each other.

i totally love aruani more than anything, but every other armin ship has a reason to be compelling because armin is just a compelling character whose relationships are *literally* the thing that keeps the plot moving in aot (eremin moment). armin did visit annie in the crystal for years, but you could just as easily focus on the fact that eren and armin promised to spend eternity together or that mikasa and armin can actually read each other’s minds to justify the other ships. interpreting some of his interactions with the other characters as romantic is a totally valid thing to do (within reason lol). and, to me, these are relationships worth exploring and loving! sorry this is so long lmao but thanks for asking! <3

also armin is just such a fuckable and breedable guy. who wouldn’t want to get in on that?

[subhumanselflover]

its ya boi (girl) back at it again and I am politely requesting an nsfw alphabet with happy chaos. you don't have to do all 26 letters ofc!! I'll take any few really :]c

- 🐲

note: this was the request that tumblr ate. i’m writing it up again and hoping it doesn’t disappear … here’s every letter though, just for you happy chaos anon!!

Happy Chaos NSFW alphabet!

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

He’s a bit clingy, but not one for a lot of aftercare. He’ll call you pretty and tell you that you did well, but mostly he just wants to curl up with you and not leave.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

For himself? Happy Chaos likes his chest and abs. For his partner, he’s a big fan of hips and thighs.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

This is so unserious, but do you think Chaos can change the flavor of his cum at will..? Ahem, anyway.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Most of his past sexual experience remains a secret, but he had a fair amount of points of experimenting with different people. He doesn’t like to talk about it, though, Chaos would rather stay in the present with you.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

Well, as per the last one.. he’s got a handful of experience, and certainly knows what he’s doing.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Any position that allows him to keep his hands all over you. It’s hard for him to pick a favorite.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

He’s sooooo unserious most of the time. Chaos loves to mess around and make jokes here and there. He will get more serious in some cases though, like when he gets sappy.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

Strikes me as the type of guy to dye his pubes or shave them into funny shapes when he gets bored. Mostly doesn’t manage them unless he’s got some reason he wants to though.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

I’ve definitely talked about this before, but he’s mostly not that intimate, except for when the sappy side inevitably kicks in. Then he’s the sweetest.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

I think that when he jerks off, he cleans up by just snapping and the cum disappears. Funny thing to use his magic for.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Temperature play and roleplay. Undoubtedly.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

His car. He loves that thing almost as much as he loves you.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

For a quick summary.. you do! You turn him on more than anything, he’s sort of obsessed with you.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

No answer to this one, it’s hard to decide.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

INSANE skill at giving head. He’s so good at it, and it’s fun for him. He has fun with it, but he does enjoy receiving as well! He likes playing with your hair (and grabbing at it) when you give him head.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Normally keeps it pretty fast and rough, it’s more fun for him.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

He likes quickies every so often, they’re pretty fun for him. Not all the time, though. Likes to be able to have fun and take his time.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

OF COURSE!! It’s Happy Chaos, he loves to experiment and take risks. He’ll try just about anything.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

Can go all night. He had a lot of time to build his stamina and endurance, after all.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

Practically has a box. Loves to use them on you, and loves having them used on him. Use a vibrator on him? He’s going wild. You wanna peg him? He’s entirely game. You want him to make you fall apart with a toy? He’s on it. Number one switch.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Teasing FIEND. Happy Chaos loves to tease, and he’ll tease you even more if you whine about it.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

When he’s topping, he’s pretty loud but mostly huffs, groans, and growls.. with some fun dirty talk sprinkled in. When he’s bottoming… that man whimpers. Whines, moans. Yeah.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

I have certain feelings about transmasc Happy Chaos. If he’s on t, well… you know how that sex drive is probably going to go. Also, I think his horns are sensitive— do with that what you will.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

I mean.. you can already see what’s going on under most of them. He has pretty muscular thighs and calves, and.. tbh I think his ass is kinda flat. I have mixed feelings on what to talk about for his thang. Vote for pussy or penis Happy Chaos below in the comments 🔥🔥🔥

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Pretty solid sex drive. If you have a higher sex drive, he’ll be ready to work with it, but he’ll accommodate if you have a lower one. Basically, his mostly depends on you.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Depends on the day, or the intensity/timing of the sex. Easily falls asleep a lot of the time, but sometimes ends up staying up for a few hours, holding you and just thinking.

[jjk-confessions]

Counterpoint to aaaaaall those previous asks: where has your creativity gone my dudes? 😭

Those previous asks read like it's a mangaka's duty to make *your* ships canon to earn *your* respect because *you* need to be explicitly told everything in order to care.

That sounds.... so fucking boring.

Like, what would be the point of a fandom anymore if everything has been set in stone and nothing matters unless it's canon? Maybe I'm getting old (at the venerable age of my mid 20's 🧓), but anyone remember using any off-screen opportunity to write/draw/makeup stuff about ships/characters you love and expand on what's canon the way you want? Again: where has your creativity gone???

I also disagree about the whole NEED for explicit romantic relationships in a shōnen as an aroace person (yeah, even if that author writes platonic dynamics), especially if the end result is EVERYONE getting married and having kids, no matter how little they interacted, how one-sided their relationship was or what their stance on family is. My appeal for JJK (amongst other anime) is that it focuses on love (being both a blessing and a curse), but not romantic love, and I know I'm not the only one finding it refreshing. Fairy tales are fun, but the idea that a happy ending must be "they got married and had many kids" feels sooooo old school and frankly way too basic to me (sorry 😶).

All that to say: I think y'all should care a little more about what's created within the fandom (and that includes what you create yourself), instead of expecting the author to meet all *your* specific needs as self-titled shippers. Like, you chose that label, at least have fun with it 😭

- 🪼

.

[atenceladusiaawfytbwb]

Some people think slowburn is 50 chapters of the most shitty, boring fucking shit, completely useless, objectively deterrent for readers, pure shit. And then 'they fuck on chapter 51', like in the last two paragraphs.

Which is not good or bad, people can be unbelievable stupid, it's how it is. The problem? You can't tag that. You can never distinguish quality (or the unbearable shit lack of it like in this case), to find out you actually have to read, put your time and effort into it. And that is how it is, you are five chapters in, because you have to be chapters in, there is no way out, no one to blame. Still it's so fucking shitty, and feels so fucking unfair. A waste of time through and through.

Again, one of those fics that genuinely make me wish to never ever ever ever read again. Because bitch 🤮🤢

(IN CASE SOME PISSING ON THE POOR READS ME:

YES, IT IS WHAT IT IS, PEOPLE CAN AND SHOULD AND MUST WRITE WHATEVER THE FUCK THEY WANT IN WHATEVER FUCKING WAY THEY WANT

THIS IS ME COMPLAINING WITH ME I MYSELF MY OWN PERSONAL OPINION, IM NOT CALLING FOR A QUALITY POLICE

YES ILL CONTINUE COMPLAINING BECAUSE BITCH WHAT THE FUCK, I NEED MONETARY COMPENSATION

NO, I DIDNT INTERACT WITH THE WRITER AT ALL, I JUST FUCKING LEFT)

Anyway... so, slowburn is like a crescendo, ups and downs, a building a construction, like any person with brain knows. Uhm... I hadn't found such an UNBEARABLE SHIT write in a while, once again I got sloppy, I had faith, idk. I've repeated to myself so many times that I should LEAVE THE SECOND THE SLIGHTEST SHIT WRITTING APPEARS. But no, this stupid cunt keeps having faith or whatever fuck 🙄 Also I definitely GPU Influenciada but the stats, it had AMAZING numbers, sooooo many comments and kudos, and the ratio was so good and vomited. I keep forgetting most people are just plain stupid, and the rest of the world (except for the very few writers I love) have 0, ZERO taste or brain or heart pr talent.

What a fucking waste of time, I could've done so much with my time, anything more productive and fun, even sitting myself would've been a better investment. And ther is no one to complain with (besides, together 🫂) because that same overwhelming majority of tasteless brainlessnfucksnare the same that yell "they don't owe you anything" when you want to complain. Bitch, I'm doing as harmless as it gets, I WILL NOT, ever again, repress my venoum. I'll never attack or even name the fuckers, that IS my responsibility and a little value of myself I want to keep. But me complaining and yapping an birthing to the void (and genuinely being bicth (not "tee-hee🤪" bitch, bitch-bitch))? I literally love it and I'll keep doing it until I fucking die.

But hey, since we are at it, 2 things

1 IT'S ONLY THE MOST STUPID PEOPLE THE ONE THAT "OH WELL, IF YOU DIDNT LIKE IT SHIULDNT HAVE READ IT

🙂

BITCH

🙂

HOW THE FUCK???!?!?! AM I SUPPOSED TO FINDNOUT???!?!?!?!? IF NOT BY READING IT!!!!!???? IF NOT BY GETTING INTO IT?????!!??! And I mean the whole thing, tags or warnings or trigger warnings are a complete COMPLETE COMPLETELY ENTIRELY different topic

2 THIS ULTRA SHIT FUCKERY, THAT I THING CAN BE SUMMARIZED INTO 'don't hate it was bad, just be thankful you got the experience'

🙂

I AM GOING TO COMPLAIN, AND BITCH, AND UGLY YAP, UNTIL I FUCKING DIE.

Like there is this compulsory thankfulness we ought to have????? What the fuck???? If I disliked it, if it passed it me, if I hated it, I am going to feel that hate with my whole full heart. I won't go talking to the author, or saying anything to them, or evenninteract at all, or even come here and drop the work titles. That would be shitty. But this disgust is so fucking valid and mine. I owe authors to click back, and close, and leave. But other than that no one owes any creator even the tiniest shit of even the most basic appreciation because "They put on hardwork 🥺" AND LISTEN, I found that discourse so fucking infuriating, because it is, IT IS, apparently from all real stuff (interactions, foment, whatever) this feelings thing, this inside thing, abstract!

What the fuck????????????

Leaving any form of negative feedback to any author or creator, is shit, it just is. But just INSIDE MY FUCKING MIND, what I think, what I feel about the it, is nor good, nor bad, is just my fucking business, mine

No one is a shit person because they privately decide to hate on something, no fucking matters how "much work it took the author🥺" It's not good, nor bad, it just fucking is, anyone can feel whatever fucking everloving fucking way they want.

(Oh, but who are this imaginary enemies I'm pathetically fighting, when I have from 0 to 0 interactions? I've fucking seen it! People judging pepito for hating on a fanfic, 'because is rude', when pepito NEVER revealed the name or the author or even the fandom or any detail from the work. LET PEPITO HATE AND FUCK AND SHIT ALL PEPITO WANTS! YOU ALL WEIRD FUCKER I FUCKING HATE YOU 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕

Like me saying "I think people who like tomatoes are excellent, and people who prefers carrots are fucking stupid", no matter how mean or rude I make it, remains a personal opinion, harmless, It's very VERY fucking different from me inviting to hurt carrot lovers, or create a group of harrasers to bother the carrot fandom.

Anyway, any, any, way, way, anyway

🧘‍♀️ I'm gonna hate the hardest in my mind. No one can do anything about it🧘‍♀️

[peacchie]

What’s New? • Blog

A while back, me and this girl had a fight. Not physically, since I don’t even know how to throw a punch. This fight—not physical—or even that serious, all started because i got a text on my phone from insta.

It was a “you received a follow” and a “who’s this?” text.

Now after a while me and this guy just talk a bit, and I find out he just got away from this toxic relationship, and obviously I left bad for him.

“You wouldn’t happen to know her? I mean..” He goes on talking about her, his toxic ex.

He gives me her name and

oh my gosh.

I heard all about her before.

This girl had beef with someone I knew, and from what I heard, she cheated on her ex boyfriend with an absurd amount of guys.

I feel so bad for him. As someone who has been cheated on, and just as most people are, I text him something like, “I’m so sorry. I heard what happened no one deserves to be cheated on”

“Cheated on?” He texts me back.

“Where did you hear that?”

“Who did you hear that from?”

“Please tell me”

“Please”

“Please.”

“Hello?”

“Hello????”

From this point, I obviously didn’t say any names or tell him who I knew that from. But then I realized.

Oh shitttt I think that’s the wrong ex.

Until.

“STOP LYING YOU” yk.

(ㆀ˘･з･˘) ermmmm!!! what. I really didn’t know what to say. It was sooooo like.??? Off putting?? Such a change of tone and vibe?

So I text my friend, I find out that isn’t her ex, it was her boyfriend.

The amount of shit this guy’s girlfriend blasted me with that day omfg…

Anyways!!!! Fast forward like a month and I’m in school and I’ve totally forgotten that all of that happened

I’m going in the restroom and I bump into this extremely short girl (I’m 5’2 and she reached up my chest…) I said sorry without really looking and I go inside to clean myself up

There’s this clear bag of 20s on the floor

the urgeeeeeeeeee

I think anyone who have seen a bunch of money on the floor, without anyone around it, would also think ‘I could really use that money (´°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥ω°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥｀)’

but like the other three girls there, I don’t even get close to the bag

The short girl comes RUNNING back and brags the bag, like she’s in a rush, and that’s when I notice who she was

Omg THATS the girl who talked shit to me on the phone

I really should’ve picked up that bag, but I also get that kind of feeling where “think about morals.” I don’t want to be a bad person but I meaannnn

ʅ（◞‿◟）ʃ

The next week I’m walking around and I see the person I knew she had beef with, and we start talking

“Hey remember (the girl that talked shit to u)”

“Well they broke up, had a massive fight. The guy hit her, (and she tried hitting him, but I have no idea if she actually hit him) because they were both cheating on each other and mad about it”

Hobbies & Goals

Lately I’ve been studying, and I’ve been really focused on making this year more productive.

I’ve joined an art club, but I’m thinking of joining a book club too. I don’t think I’ll have enough time afterschool though.

Maybe I just feel bored?

I want to do something more with myself. Something new, productive, something that makes me feel better about myself

I have time to study, but I’m planning to get a job as soon as I turn 16. I want to be able to balance all of these things, blogging, clubs, a job, AP classes, and I will find a way.

I’ve been trying my best to look better too. Jewelry, light makeup, hair care, and cute flared jeans are all I can really do.

I wish I could get more things and not feel guilty about spending. I’m hoping that once I get a job, I can use part of that money to spend on myself. The rest of the money I’ll save for college, since I’m planning to take one/two years local for my basics, and the rest further away (money for gas, books, and foodstuff)

But I don’t think my parents are that excited about me wanting to get a job

Body

Calorie count Aug 29 ~ 700

I’ve been sick for over 1 month, and for one month I haven’t been able to eat well.

I haven’t ate solids, I’ve had a lack of appetite, basically to cut it short—stomach issues.

Today I ate too much in a little amount of time, a few short minutes after eating some pudding, a tiny fruit smoothie, and some coconut milk

soooo much pain

I laid on the restroom floor. I feel like the restroom floor is just the best place in your house to be when you’re sick.

The doctor said he didn’t know what I had so I’m just taking pills for symptoms and pain

[spade-club]

I know this is an ask game but Im bored and wanted to answer all of them sooooo B)

🌲 well in terms of how many we've been aware of, we started with like 8 but since have discovered lots and lots of us that have been around forever, I think the official count right now is 32 but I /know/ theres quite a few more.

🌻 "when kurby swallows mario he become de kart" -Olli

🌾 I have a whole playlist actually! but I gotta say We Are Broken by Paramore reaaaallly gets me personally.

🌙 we have quite a few special relationships but I think most of all our family dynamic is suuper important to us! Donnie, Cass, & Olli find their siblingship very important, particularly.

🌊 couldnt call them inside jokes if everyone knew about them.

🌺 Rose's room is kinda the most important place we have because shes the only one who actually uses the innerworld casually lately. its all pink and black and white & she has a canopy bed. there are candles everywhere. & she even has a vanity and a bay(?) window :) peak comfy space for her to zone out in tbh

🌍 kiiind of?? for those of us who are capable of thinking in pictures the innerworld is great & even partially malleable. we do have someone in charge of the innerworld, but they're rarely around to mess with stuff so its basically for Rose and Chloe and sometimes one of the kids.

🐛 personal opinion (from Cass, hi) is that Bee has made the most progress of all of us since finding out about the system. she used to be very antagonistic and forceful (internally) but spending more time in the real world and making connections and having a partnership has really taught her how to use her energy for good & now wants to make everyone genuinely happy as often as she can, both in sys and in our partner sys!

🍂 idk how to make fusion happen! but theres a few of us who want to whenever we can figure it out

☀️ We like leaving notes for eachother but most of our communication is either out loud or in very loud vivid thought conversations when we cant talk.

🌱 Im pretty open about it in my personal life, most of my friends either know or im comfy hinting about it around them. (ofc most of my friends are systems themselves) but professionally and with my family no one knows!

🌄 oh for sure, I havent had as many doubts lately as I am very aware of how my system dynamics affect my everyday life, but I still very frequently feel kinda "cringe" about acknowledging it because talking about it can feel unnatural sometimes :/

🗻 again it depends on who you ask, many of us have no ties to the innerworld at all, but for Rose it is her home as much as our physical home is (if not more?)

🍁 Names come about in different ways for different ppl. though a lot of it is from music. Donnie got both his online & irl names from songs (What a Catch, Donnie.) Chloe was from the Grouplove song. Cloud (short for Collide) came from Collide With The Sky, the PTV album. Juice is a nickname from my real name. & Candle Rose are just two things she really likes aesthetically lol. most of the rest were a bit more random tho

🌈 Most of us consider ourselves human but as far as self inserts, characters & other such AUs Donnie is a fairy (occasionally a vampire too,) Rose is a vampire, Olli is wolf boy, Cass is a puppet of sorts. & the genuine non-humans are CeCe who is an angel, & Ghost who,, is a ghost

🦔 I miss Indie all the time where the FUCK did she go?? Olli has also been hibernating for a minute, miss that kid :(

👥 My partner & my best friend are both pretty good with understanding when I unmask fully. Some of us, however, still have trouble not unsettling our autistic friends when we unmask. Donnie in particular tends to get a very polarized reception, for that reason. everyone thinks hes mad all the time but really he's just quiet.

🦚 honestly we're pretty open about it & tend not to mask too hard anywhere so I would consider us overt but overtness is a complicated concept because no one who doesnt already know would know, yk? (Olli does mask in public pretty well though!)

DID / OSDD ask game

🌲 How has your numbers of parts changed over time?

🌻 Favorite quote from a part.

🌾 Any songs you relate to DID / OSDD?

🌙 Share a special relationship between parts.

🌊 Any inside jokes in your system?

🌺 Describe one part of your inner world.

🌍 Can you change your inner world and access it freely?

🐛 Which part made a lot of progress?

🍂 Did a fusion happen in your system?

☀️ How do you all prefer to communicate?

🌱 How open are you about your DID / OSDD?

🌄 Did you ever went through phases of denial?

🗻 How much does your inner world feel like home?

🍁 How do your parts get their names?

🌈 Are there any parts who view themselves as something other than human? Or who have supernatural powers?

🦔 Are there any parts of you that you miss?

👥 Is there a person you all can be yourselves around?

🦚 Ho covered / overt is your DID / OSDD?

❔ (ask any other question)

[kaswee]

Today’s thoughts

I just ate a buffalo chicken wrap way too fast…

As I sit here and digest, I’m thinking about real housewives of New Jersey. Is anyone sick of Teresa? Yes, she is very good TV. But I’m just over her lack of accountability her owning any of the behavior that she does. She married a tomato. It’s just cringe to watch her on TV anymore.

Also, Melissa is getting pretty boring. But I do like her. But it’s the same old thing with her and Joe and Teresa. Also, I love Gia, but I don’t really want to see her on real housewives of New Jersey.

As for Jen Aydin, I never liked her. Day one, I found her extremely annoying. I’m not going to sit here and make fun of her marriage issues because I think that’s gross to do and that would be a cheap shot. For me, just from the get-go I did not find her entertaining. I found her annoying. Her family is annoying. I got to say after that fight between her and Danielle, Bill was probably high. I guess that’s a safe assumption, right? But I know if my husband just sat there when someone called me Satan… idk what I’d do but that’s embarrassing. But anyway, I’m ready for her to go.

Danielle, I know a lot of people don’t like her. I, for one, find her so sweet and funny. I think she speaks before thinking sometimes but I think she is genuine. I don’t get bad sneaky vibes from her.

Rachel, I find her a little boring, but I like her

basically I’m just over everyone being super toxic.

Dolores, I always love her, but I think she lacks a little bit of a backbone sometimes. But still love her. As for Margaret, I really don’t know. Maybe she is really sneaky, maybe she is a mastermind, Really haven’t decided how I feel about her. I do see similarities between her and Lisa Vanderpump, with kind of saying things, but not putting them in writing and let other people say things. like, having other people do the dirty work with making accusations, rumors, etc. I guess I’m kind of indifferent towards Margaret, but I do kind of see why people say what they say about her.

Did anyone catch watch what happens live last night? I miss Kathy Wakile sooooo much. Her and Rosie are just my favorites

Well, anyway, that’s today’s thoughts

Over the weekend, I had a little bit too much to drink with a couple friends, and I cried a lot. Over things I wouldn’t typically cry about nor am I that really upset about. Ya know, just the normal stresses of life. So I’m pretty embarrassed, because I’m not much of a crier.

[xpunkspirationx]

May 21st, 2017 - Sidemen FC vs YouTube Allstars

Which side are you on?

match day lockscreens to show your support

[lesbeet]

the world if garageband was available for pc

[gatorbites-imagines]

The Hobie brown x male reader fics are non existent and it’s so confusing. Like he’s so fruity????

Sooooo- could u do hc’s for Hobie please? :0 either smut fluff or both! <3

Thank u <3

Hobie Brown nsfw alphabet

Have an alphabet :)

I am 100% blaming @trianglesimp for some of these headcanons, cuz oh boy. They got some of that toe curling content.

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

Hobie would of course do aftercare if he ever topped, but he bottoms most of the time, so you’re the one who’s gotta take care of him instead. He doesn’t need too much, maybe a wet wipe to get some of the spit and cum off his face, if he’s feeling it, and you checking in on him, but other than that your good.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

His favorite part about himself is probably his legs or his lips, on you its your dick, or your hands and shoulders.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

Hobie nasty, but in the good way. He doesn’t care where you cum, as long as its on him or in him, or both. The type to gargle your cum if you bust in his mouth, just because. Or sticks his tongue out and lets it drip all over the floor or your lap.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

I cant see Hobie as the kind to have a dirty secret, why keep it a secret when he could tell you and have you do it to him, you know? Dirtiest secret is that he collects Pokemon cards or something like that, wont admit he likes it.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

Pretty damn experienced, isn’t the kind to beat around the bush and has had his handful of one night stands or short relationships. The kind to try things out if they sound interesting, and keep doing them if he likes them.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Likes anything really. But if you are a fellow spiderman, you guys fuck on the ceiling more than either of you like to admit. Likes to be pushed up against the wall chest first, or for you to fuck his face.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

Never takes anything too seriously. Would pick up a phone call if his phone rang. Takes you out of his mouth to answer his watch from the spider alliance, see what they want, and take you back into his mouth after, or even during the call if it’s boring.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

Doesn’t put too much effort into it, sure he still wants to look good but doesn’t put too many hours into it.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

In the beginning of your relationship, I can’t see him as too romantic, but after a while and you two really do fall in love, he has his moments where he just wants to make love or babbles about how much he loves you.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

Doesn’t jerk off a whole lot. That doesn’t mean he doesn’t have a high libido, because he does, but he just goes to you if he needs to get off. Why do it himself when hes got you around to help him.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Voyeurism.

Marking (Hickeys, spit, cum, knifeplay, etc)

Choking

Makeup stains (like making him suck you off when hes wearing lipstick, runny mascara, etc)

Powerplay

Praise kink

Degradation kink

Taking photos and videos

Semi public or even fully public

Collars or wearing a lock on a chain

Wearing a plug or different toys after you’ve filled him

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

Anywhere, anytime. He does not care, as long as there’s enough space for you guys to fit.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Not too hard to get Hobie going tbh. Just look at him right, grab his thigh or put your hand in his back pockets. Send him a text to meet you in the bathrooms, or just motion towards it. He isn’t picky.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

I like to think he would try out most things, but something he would never do is things like raceplay, or finance play. Why would he want to bring something like capitalism into the bedroom.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Prefers giving, but has nothing against receiving. Just likes going down on you even more than he likes when you do it on him. Has no gag reflex, or has very little of a gag reflex, so he can easily take all of you and just let you warm on his tongue if need be.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

You guys’ pace tends to be pretty fast, mainly because you’re both worked up and don’t have the patience for going slow. Of course, you guys have moments where you take it slowly and full of love, but for the most part its quick and dirty.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

All for quickies, Hobie loves them. You don’t even have to ask for the most part.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

I like to think Hobie is the type to try out most things once to see if its anything he likes, so he’d be up to try anything you bring to the table, as long as you’ll try anything he brings in too.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

Because of the spider bite he’s got incredible stamina, and there’s no way for you to keep up unless you were bitten too or have powers of your own. Could go all night and all morning if he wanted too, and still go out for patrol, if that says anything.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

Owns a handful of toys, but for the most part its toys you guys can use together, or you can use on him. Hed rather just wait for you to get home to get off, instead of using toys.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

A big tease, loves to tease you and wear the clothes he knows you love, or rub up against you when you guys are supposed to just be hanging out. You give as good as you get though, which Hobie loves too.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Mans is loud and isn’t scared of being vocal. Its lead to you having to clamp a hand over his mouth as you fuck him, which just makes Hobie even louder, it’s a horrible cycle.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

Knows how to sew, knit, anything really. Uses it to patch up his battle vest, or other clothes of his or yours. Why go out and get new stuff when he can just fix it himself. Knows how to make a pretty amazing orange cake for some reason.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Above average in length, but isn’t too thick, a nice size that needs a bit of work to get ready for, and you might be intimidated the first time you see it if you wanna take it in your mouth. A few veins. Cut.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Has a pretty high drive, and unless you are a spider person too it can be a little hard to keep up most days. But if you are exhausted, he will take care of himself if he has too.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Id you guys are in your bedroom he’d fall asleep pretty quickly after, as long as you are in the bed with him. But if its anywhere else he just walks it off like nothing happened.

[forgotteneabha]

this alllll makes total sense!!! and honestly?? he's right to feel that she ~isn't respecting his uncle's ability to do his job bc, frankly, she ~doesn't trust him and wont rest easy abt all that till ciara's lady of hanthom honestly lkajdsfkjdsf

so i think for @forgottengodfrey, there're a couple things going on, bc he's kinda got competing goals w this one hahaha and, as we all know, godfrey is def a goal-driven kinda guy hahaha

i think his view ~is a lil conflicted tbqh but ultimately tips largely ~pro, bc ultimately that point is more important to him but for more detail (feel free to red ~or ignore the small print stuff)...

PROS

so! im guessing? @forgottenciara has told godfrey that some of the callearies are rebels? and obv godfrey wants to ultimately be perceived as friendly to the rebels so he can get edmund in w them and thus the astairans etc etc! so! maintaining positive associations w his future cousins-in-law is def a good thing! he also wants, in general, to make a positive splash *slaps knee* w astairans for the same reason ++ i do think godfrey, having suffered at the hands of ruthless lords himself, ~is actually a pr benevolent lord tho probs not astairan!level kind frankly alksdjfkljdsf bc his emphasis is more on efficacy for the greater good rather than respect for the individual basically

say whatever you like abt eabha, but she absolutely does know her stuff, and ultimately the wellfare of the ppl is far more important to her than ~who is lord~ and lbr godfrey is faaaar more competent than cormac was. (ofc, when cormac ruled that basically just meant that eabha ruled bc like hell cormac was gonna do all that boring/stressful [cormac: why're so many things both boring AND stressful! if you have to deal w one, it should at ~least negate the effects of the other!] stuff.) eabha ~does recognize that, but she also has concerns abt godfrey running hanthom more like a factory than a home bc...he does, a factory w benefits and an understanding boss, but still! but it ~is hella profitable and those profits largely go back into hanthom etc so like?? it gives and it takes

godfrey, unlike cormac who pr much gave eabha free reign (unless smth she wanted conflicted w either smth cormac wanted, or w smth ~cassimir wanted akjsdfklsdjfkl), ~does have different opinions from eabha and is unflinching in their need to be done, and they def disagree abt things, for instance, his insistance on war galleys for roderick (that're ~actually for ~edmund shhhh) and that sort of thing, but largely their goals for hanthom are the same: both want to see it at its best w its ppl content and, while i do think godfrey has some naval/maritime experience from kolchis, his is spotty (he had revolutions to plan and wars to fight and future emperors to train too sooooo ;DDDD)

whereas eabha, except for a brief stint learning abt statescraft as a lady-in-waiting to eilia, has been almost entirely maritime, even her potential ambassadorial forays were pr much predicated upon her martime abilities! and godfrey is fully aware of this and is keen to welcome her into the house in the sight of the peasantry so they can feel assured that their new lord is friendly w their old lady etc etc etc this is a difficult balance to strike, tho, esp w their disagreements bc godfrey aint backing down, either, and ill get into that a bit in the cons section, but yeah!! i think godfrey is eager to reap the benefits of her insights and of the goodwill the ppl extend to him as an extension of their goodwill to the callearies, etc

wishing calleary to be its best isn't ~just calculation, though! godfrey's goals ~in his calculations are ultimately meant to benefit good and decent ppl who aren't in a psotion to fight for themselves, and being a good lord is a small way he can do that for a small number of ppl before even having to like...bring abt the apocalypse so!! that's fun! lkasjdfkljsdfjk plus, godfrey ~does want to succeed, like, it isn't even purely selfless either like!! he just wants to be a good lord on just abt every level, basically!

eabha is also de facto godfrey's family! when (whether he's right to or not, he does consider this a 'when' rather than an 'if' ngl!) he marries ciara, eabha will be his cousin by marriage, and godfrey isn't ~just calculating, he does also want some happiness and he ~is ride or die loyal once you break through his three thousand layers of defense and unlock that category hahaha and he has a lot of hang ups feelings abt family given his past etc and he does genuinely want a happy family! and he knows her cousins are v important to ciara, which makes them important to godfrey, as well, not to mention the whole...they're thus his closest calleary allies (or...future allies anyway! he is aware that most astairans aint feeling the trust and that that'll def take some time!) so yeah!! for many reasons he wants to keep things friendly w house calleary and hopes to ultimately win their trust (by pulling the wool over htheir eyes -- he's pr sure almost no one would want him to bring abt the apocalypse laskdjfklsdfjsdf ;DDD)

so yeah he def wants to cultivate eabha and the rest of her fam as allies both for himself and, more importantly, for edmund! so i do think, if edmund asks ~him, godfrey would say 'dont argue w her, tell her whatever you like or just send her to me if you prefer: she means well' basically

CONS

the cons are pr simple, and that's largely the perception that she might be undermining his authority both to the ppl who're largely (im guessing, anyway!) still loyal to astaira/the callearies, etc! however, brushing her off would do as much damage as wholesale listening to everything she does in the eyes of the ppl, etc, so i do think godfrey is highly aware that its a v fine line he walks, so i think, to sort of help offset this, he does largely treat her as his future cousin, rather than ~the deposed lady~ so to speak, and i do think he has the callearies over regularly and gives them pr free access to the shore/ships when they ask, but he ~does like to be there to supervise (esp bc he's deffff doing some thing he does noT want getting out/getting back to roderick alkdjsfjkdsf) etc

the above-mentioned arguments are def a factor here too and its another part of why he really doesn't want the callearies running around hanthom un-supervised yknow?

but yeah i do think he'd largely be like 'be nice remember we want these ppl as allies' as the primary note if edmund asked godfrey but yeah either way it def does put edmund in a weird spot but real talk! i dont think eabha cares abt that akljdsfkjsdf

i do think she does generally try to play nice w edmund tho bc she ~does believe the varmonts are here to stay and def wants them to play ball etc so she's def not looking to alienate them!

i do think, on a personal level, if she got to know him, she'd probs. ike him! she enjoys a bit of snark and as ive said before she ~is tryna be open minded abt the varmonts tho she def isn't full of trust for them or their ideals etc! her piority is def her ppl tho and that def does sometimes overcome her sense bc she is, ultimately, a calleary and can't ~entirely ignore those feral/impulsive genes ;DDDD and i def think that's a big source of the conflict here honestly lajksdfjsdf

OOC | Eabha & Edmund

so unlike her brother whose technically lord calleary, now, eabha is v concerned abt the ppl of hanthom and, while she doesn't trust any varmonts, she believes she can trust in their wish for profit, so i def think that, back before roderick awarded hanthom to godfrey, eabha was out here talking to edmund (supposedly as an envoy of her brother's!) abt ways that they could work together to make both the riverbend and hanthom better and that sort of thing!

now that godfrey's in control and thus she's entirely out of control of calleary, i can still see her going to edmund (couching this entirely as womanly curiosity of course!) and basically asking about what's going on w the riverbend and hanthom now basically!

i also feel like, w eabha and eithne being bffs, edmund's probs run into her a good bit at malconaire, too, bc lbr if you ~can spend time there you probs will <333 so im sure eabha visits a lot, too!!