#i know that’s not Charon actually translates too but I took some liberties

[clever-naming-convention]

“…And I was sat in front of a number of beasts

They were the Pantheon of The Earth, I was told to give each a name befitting their station

First came a serpent who emerged from the depths with a smile neither kind or cruel (he came with a smile both kind and cruel!)

And to him I said:

You Alligator, I name Charon, which means Death On The River.

Patient, and powerful, as a god must be; your domain is all the waterways of this earth..”