#i know my ''eh'' tends to sound like ''aa'' for some reason

[ghirahimbo]

nothing like recording your own voice to make you uncomfortably aware of your own accent 🙃

[madokaalias]

Diabolik Lovers-Haunted Dark Bridal-Sakamaki Prolouge

Monologue –The more I love you, The more I would like to eat you. And once I become one with that body; Would this thirst, this ache, be healed? The closer I get, The steadily farther I become. I see you beyond a desert mirage, As if you were a faint illusion. [Lord Richter] In front of the house

Yui: –I’ve arrived according to these directions but… as I thought this place… is the rumored haunted mansion, isn’t it… Yui: The people I asked on the road all had the same response…… I’m not mistaken, right? Yui: (I have a relative in this kind of place? Really?) Yui: (Haa… well, I don’t think my father would say something inappropriate.) ~lightning flash~ Yui: Kyaa!! Yui: (At any rate, I have no choice but to check…) ~she knocks on the door~ Yui: … Excuse me! Yui: ……… Yui: Excuse me!! Yui: (There’s no response… Ah-… What should I do. As I thought there’s no one. There are no lights on either.) Yui: (That’s obvious, isn’t it. After all this place… is this neighborhood’s famous “Haunted Mansion”.) Yui: (A member of the church living in a house rumored to have monsters exiting from it…) Yui: (Surely there’s a mistake, right?)

Flashback

Yui: Ehh!? …Y-You’ve been summoned by a foreign church? And you’re saying you’ll be gone by tomorrow… Father: Don’t shout like that, Yui. Please calm down a little. Yui: C-Calm down you say… Anyone would act like that after hearing such a sudden thing, right? Yui: And that overseas assignment… just where is it? Father: Hmm. It… sounds like it’s in Eastern Europe. Yui: Ea-Eastern Europe!? The east of Europe? Father: Aa. When father was young, he spent some time there. Father: An official request from the church came suddenly. Yui: That… Then what will become of this church? Father: It will be passed down to a successor immediately. Please rest assured of that matter. Father: Moreover… If anything happens you will be in Japan. Yui: … Eh? Father: Yui… Please listen carefully. Father was… thinking of going alone. Yui: ……!? Father: You… I cannot take you along with me. Yui: That…! Saying that you’re going alone… I want to go together with you… Father: You mustn’t! Yui: …Uu！？ Father? Father: I apologize… Living away from you… is very painful for me. Father: But… all of this is… for your sake. Please understand. Yui: Uu… For my… sake? The only daughter you have and you’re leaving her alone in Japan? Father: Ah… Yui: (Father looks very pained… and yet, why can’t we go together?) Yui: … You can’t refuse? That request. Father: I’ve thought about that countless of times. But… it’s a task that only father can do. Yui: A task that only father can do? Father: Ah… Father: … A-At any rate, I’ve made some precise preparations so that you have no troubles living. Father: I will be departing tomorrow night. Your luggage has been collected, please rely on the person at this address. Yui: … Is there someone… there? Father: Because we were estranged I never told you about him, but this is the house of a distance relative. Father: He is connected to the church so he understands these circumstances. Father: He won’t do anything bad to you, that is why you can think of him as a substitute for Father and rely on him for anything. Yui: … Fine… In the present again

Yui: (To think that it is this “Haunted Mansion”…) Yui: Haa… As I thought, even if it was impossible I should have went with Father. Yui: (But at that time Father… had such an angry look. I felt like he didn’t want to take me along no matter what.) Yui: (What could be the reason for that kind of opposition?) Yui: (Moreover that task which only Father can do… what is it?) Yui: (Father is… just a Catholic priest… If I had to pick a strong point it’d be tending the garden trees… ~door creaks open~ Yui: Eh…!? Yui:(Right now… did this door just open by itself?) Yui: Ah… it couldn’t have, right… ~she knocks on the open door~ Yui: –Excuse me! Is anyone here? Yui: … I am the daughter, Yui! I think my Father mentioned the situation but… I’ll be entering? ~she enters the house~ Yui: (I came in but… as I thought there is no sign of anyone being here, huh.) Yui: (But the door opened which means someone must be here!! T-That’s obvious…!) Yui: Uu… I-I’ll be coming in? Yui: (Uuu…. Still it really is scary… But, I can’t stand out here forever) ~she walks to the living room~ Yui: (… Absolutely no one is here… how strange. If that is so, what was with the door opening?) Yui: … As I thought… Father must have written a mistake on the memo. Yui: (I’ll try contacting Father… though I don’t want to worry him too much…) Yui: (But I’m not making any progress like this, huh… U-mmm, cellphone… cellphone… is… wha!? Yui: Kyaa!! Yui: (J-Just now… in the flash of lightning… I saw a person!) Yui: U-Um… E-Excuse me? ???: …… Yui: (Is he sleeping? N-No but… this person…) Yui: Hello? Who is here? ???: ……. Yui: Hello? Are you alright…? Yui: (Ah…!? I touched his skin for an instant with a finger but… it’s really cold?) Yui: Eh? There’s no… breathing…!! He’s dead!!? Yui: Ah… Uu!! Yui: (What is this…! All of a sudden my heart hurts…!!) Yui: (… What is happening to me…!) ??? [2]: Where are you? Where… Where are you? Yui: (Ugh… someone’s voice… is in my head…) Yui: Haa… Haa… ugh… Anyway… I have to call… the ambulance… Yui: (My own health is strange but… more importantly I have to do something aboutthis person first.) ~she pushes some buttons on her cell phone~ Yui: –He-Hello? I would like to call an ambulance. Umm… There’s a dead person here. Yui: Eh? Address… U-Umm… I’m at… ???: …… nn…… Yui: …… Eh? ???: ….. noisy…… Yui: Kyaaaa!? Yui: (My an-ankle… is grabbed……!?) ???: Ah-…? What the heck… why are you screaming and making so much noise by yourself. Yui: Ahhh?! Yui: (Just a minute ago… the person with the stopped heart… why!?) ???: What the… It’s a girl. What are you doing in a place like this? Ah? Yui: Y-You… You… just a minute ago… ???: What’s this about a while ago? I was just sleeping peacefully by myself… Is there a problem with that? Yui: Sl-Sleeping!? B-But… certainly a while ago… Yui: (His heart was stopped, right?) ???: –What’s this about certainly a while ago? Yui: Ah…!? Yui: (Wha…!? H-He pushed me down!?) ???: You’re like the moth that flew straight into the flame, huh? Right when I’m hungry. ???: There’s a feast right when I wake up… Hehehe… Yui: Le-Let me go!! What are you doing… all of a sudden!? ???: That’s my line. You’re the one who came in all of a sudden. Yui: T-That’s true but… But I… ???: Shut up. Yui: Ah…!! N-… No!! ~struggling sounds~ ???: What a lively prey. Don’t struggle… be a little… more quiet… ~tearing sound~ Yui: K-Kyaaa!? Yui: (Th-This person… is strange! Doing this so suddenly…) Yui: Uu… Don’t touch me!! Yui: (God…!?) ~loud heartbeat~ ???: Woah!? ~Ayato moves back~

Yui: ah……!! ???: Ugh…!? Wh-What was that right now?! ??? [3]: Why is it so noisy. I would prefer it if you weren’t so noisy after waking up, Ayato. Ayato: Ugh… Reiji… Reiji: Whatever is the matter? You look out of it. Yui: (Uu… Right now I need to run…!?) ~Yui starts running~ Ayato: ……! Oi!! Yui: P-Please save me…!! Reiji: Ha?… You are? Yui: I-I am… Komori Yui. From today onwards I will be living with you… Reiji: Eh? Living with us? What is the meaning of this, Ayato. Ayato: Ugh… I dunno! I mean, breastless! You didn’t say anything about this a while ago. Yui: Th-That’s because… you attacked me all of a sudden… Wait, breastless…!? Ayato: Idi-ot! It’s because you don’t have that, br-ea-st-le-ss! Yui: Uu…!! Yui: (Wh-What the heck!? What exactly is going on?) Ayato: Anyway, Reiji. Did you hear anything about that? Reiji: No, I haven’t heard a thing. Yui: I-In that case, as I thought,… there must be a mistake… Um… You are? Reiji: I am Reiji. Sakamaki Reiji. Yui: Reiji-san… Yui: (I’m glad. With this person I am able to talk to them unlike that person called Ayato.) Yui: Umm…… ???: Oh my oh my oh my oh my~? Yui: ah…!? ???: There’s a cute human female in thi~s place? Yui: Kyaa?! Yui: (Th-This person appeared abruptly!?) ???: Ufufufufu… Hello and it’s nice to meet you, Bitch-chan… Yui: ……!!!! Yui: (He licked me….!!!?) Reiji: Laito. Is that not bad manners to do that in the first meeting with a lady? Laito: Nfu. Reiji is as stiff as usual. Isn’t it fine? I’m just sampling a delicious girl. Ayato: Damn, I’ll kill you bastard. Putting your drool on Breastless before I did. Laito: Kukuku. You have to put your saliva on delicious things, no? Or else your uncivilized brothers will eat it up. Laito: Wouldn’t you agree, Kanato-kun? Kanato: –Let me also have a taste. You’re not allowed to move, okay? *licks* Yui: Wah…!! Kanato: …… Mm. Sweet… An unusually delicious girl compared to the rest of the dirty human species. Yui: …!? Yui: (… O-Once again another person appeared… suddenly… Just what exactly… is the meaning of this?) Yui: (Moreover I was… licked again…!) Kanato: Hey, why is this girl here? Laito: She isn’t this night’s side dish? Ayato: Idiot. You guys have it wrong in your head about “side dish”. This one is mine. Ayato: Because /I’m/ the one who saw her first, you know? Hehehe. Reiji: –But, you missed out. Ayato: Fuck off Reiji!! Don’t say unnecessary things!! ???: Haa…… dull. Yui: Ah…!? Yui: (A voice is coming from… nowhere?) Ayato: Aa? Oi, this voice is Subaru bastard!? Show yourself. Subaru: Hmph…… Yui: (……!? Just now I’m surely not mistaken… I thought it was my imagination but…) Yui: (This person… came out of nowhere!) Subaru: I thought there was the smell of a human… The reason is you, huh. Subaru: Thanks to you my precious sleeping time is gone. Just what exactly is going on? Yui: Sa-Saying such a… thing! Yui: (What should I do…! These people are weird somehow…!?) Subaru: Oi, how about saying something? Aa? ~Subaru kicks the wall~ Yui: Kyaa…!! Laito: Woah~! As hotheaded as ever, little brother. Kukuku. Subaru: Shut up, you year-round slut! I don’t think of you as an older brother at all. Kanato: … Annoying. If you don’t close that impudent mouth I’ll chop it up, you know? Subaru: Hmph. Can you even do such a hard thing, pipsqueak! Kanato: …… Teddy. Look over there. That person will be our next prey. Reiji: *sighs Well well. Will you all stop being irresponsible? Even a gentle person like I will start to become angry. Reiji: Go burn and seethe as you wish… is what I would like to say but… Reiji: I will not tolerate my naughty brothers struggling for this girl. Reiji: First of all I would like to hear the reason as to why this girl lost her way to this place. Yui: Th-That’s… because… uu… Yui: (What do I do… I’m scared!) Yui: Because… Ayato: What’s up, Breastless. Are you trembling? Laito: Nfu. As I thought, how cu~te. It makes me want to eat you up right now. Kanato: Heh. I can hear your teeth chattering. It looks like we’re quite scary. Yui: I-Isn’t it obvious? I-In such a spooky atmosphere. Yui: Besides, I don’t understand… anything about you guys. Ayato: What don’t you understand? We’re very easy to understand, aren’t we? Laito: Maa, not as easy to understand as Ayato-kun though? Reiji: Look, please do not disrupt. The talk will not advance. Behave yourselves before I really become angry. Reiji: You there girl. You aren’t scared so much that you cannot talk. Explain your situation quickly. ~whipping sound~ Reiji: If you don’t want to be struck by my whip, that is? Yui: Uu… I un-understand! I’ll talk! I’ll talk!! After Yui’s explanation Yui: –And that’s how it is… Ayato: Pff. Hahahahaha…! You’re a girl of the church? Yui: That’s right… What about it? Subaru: No wonder this is shit. Reiji: A daughter of the church in this residence. Such fate… Reiji: You do not seem to happen to know this relative. Yui: …… Ah…… As I thought, I must have made a mistake? Laito: It’s a pity, but it looks that way. After all, no matter how you think about it, someone with connections to the church wouldn’t refer this place. Kanato: Laito. Is that an insult to yourself? That. Laito: Nfu. I wonder~? Yui: …… In that case, I feel I must apologize. I am sorry for entering into this mansion in the night. Yui: (I have to hurry up and get out of here! It feels like something terrible will happen if I remain here any longer.) Ayato: –Wait a second. Yui: Eep…!! Yui: (Uu… Did this person teleport!? He’s suddenly in front of me…) Ayato: At any rate, it’s not like you can leave in this kind of situation, right? Stay here. Laito: Aa~, I agree to that~. In this house~, it’s unbearably painful to be full of just men. Laito: If Bitch-chan is here… and lived with us for a bit, it might just become warm. Yui: Ah… I-I respectfully refuse!! ~she runs off again~ Ayato: Oi! Stop!! Yui: (There’s no way I’d stop…!) ~Yui runs back into the foyer~ Yui: (Just what is happening here? Am I dreaming!?) Yui: (I thought the haunted mansion was just an urban legends… It’s as if it really is…) Yui: (I can’t help but think of these monsters as demons!!) Yui: Amen… God please save me! ???: –Oi. That commotion is noisy. Yui: ……!? Yui: (O-Once again… someone appeared abruptly in front of my eyes……!) Yui: A-Are you also… friends with those people? ???: Friends… You saying that is greatly upsetting. Yui: Th-Then… ???: If I have to say anything, I’d say they are an undesirable but unbreakable relationship. Yui: An undesirable but unbreakable relationship? ???: –Are you the girl that person spoke of? Yui: That person…? Ayato: Oi, Shu! You know about this girl? Shu: …… Sort of. Kanato: Ugh… Don’t just say “sort of”. I want you to explain the meaning of this in detail. Shu: … That person… Which reminds me that they contacted me the other day. Shu: “You all have a roommate. Get along with them as much as possible” is what they said. Ayato: Whaaaaa? In other words, the house that this Breastlass was talking about is… Laito: Aha…! This is a godsend, isn’t it. Reiji: It appears that you weren’t mistaken about this place. Yui: N-No way!? Ayato: Idiot. There’s no point in telling you a lie. Yui: B-But it’s strange, isn’t it. My father is a member of the church and for a church member to refer this place… Shu: Isn’t it fine. For a member of the church to refer this place. Kanato: Is there something strange? Yui: Uu… O-Obviously it’s strange. Because you guys… Ayato: “You guys” what? Yui: Ah… That is… Shu: Because we’re vampires? Yui: Eh? Va-Vampire? Ayato: Aah. You spoiled it quickly. Yui: S-Spoiled it… Wait, I don’t really understand what you’re saying… Kanato: That’s all there is to it. We’re a family of vampires. Nothing more and nothing less. Yui: Ah…?! You’re lying… right? Vampire? That can’t possibly… Reiji: … You have been accusing us of lies for the past while. How unpleasant. Ayato has already said it but we have no reason to lie. Yui: B-But……! Laito: Now, now. Bitch-chan doesn’t want to accept it, right? Our kind of existence, yes? Subaru: I don’t care if she accepts us or doesn’t accept us. So noisy. Yui: (Vampires… They’re definitely just having fun teasing me…) Yui: (It can’t possibly be good if that kind of existence was real…) Yui: (At any rate, I need to contact Father and ask him the truth… cellphone, cellphone…) Ayato: Oi, are you looking for this? Yui: That’s…!! My cellphone! Give it to me!! Ayato: Hehe… What should I do? Yui: Hey! Cut it out! You have no right to decide what to do. Ayato: What’s with that tone. I picked it up out of kindness. Ayato: Is that the way you show your manners to the finder?! Yui: Uu……! Subaru: Oi, Ayato. Give that to me. Ayato: Hah? Subaru: Che… I said HAND IT OVER! Yui: …… Wa-Wait, what are you intending to do…?! Subaru: Just… this! ~snapping sound~ Yui: Ah…!!!! Subaru: You were so annoying before. Yui: (The cellphone that I just changed mo-models to… b-broke…?!) Yui: You’re terrible…!! Laito: Now now, bitch-chan. You should be trying to get along with us residents of the night. Laito: You don’t need a boorish thing like a cellphone anyway, right? Yui: Wh-who… Who do you think you guys are…! Kanato: Then are you leaving this place? Yui: Of course I am…! I don’t need to rely on you, I’m leaving! Kanato: Aa, I see. Then it’s just right. Yui: “Just right”!? Kanato: I was already starting to become hungry a while ago… Yui: … SO…!? Kanato: You really are an idiot aren’t you? When a vampire says they’re hungry there is only one thing they will do.  ~grabbing sound~ Yui: Kyaa…!! Yui: (I was pushed down…!?) Ayato: Wait a second Kanato. This sort of thing has seniority levels! Kanato: Haha. What kind of idiotic things are you saying. There’s… no such thing as that. Kanato: It’s too late now to regret, you know? Your blood should be reasonably sweet and delicious… Fufu. Yui: (His fa-fangs… are touching… my neck…?) Kanato: I won’t leave behind anything and I’ll drink it all… Okay? Yui: (Wh-what do I do…!! Ah, I know…!?) Yui: Wa-wait a minute!!!! Kanato: –What? Yui: Eat… THIS!! Kanato: Eh? Laito: Pff… hahaha… Bitch-chan… you’re so interesting! You have a rosary? Reiji: It seems like you are the type to use surprisingly classical methods. How idiotic. Yui: Wh-what? But vampires should hate the Cross, flowing water, and garlic… Ayato: What kind of fairy-tales are those? Worthless. Yui: I don’t want to hear that from someone who looks like a fairy-tale character!! Kanato: Annoying… the feeling of my feast and the dining table being nonsensical… Kanato: What is the meaning of this? Yui: Fe-feast… don’t say such outrageous things! I’m a human you know? Shu: Haa… troublesome. That’s why humans are our meals. Haven’t you been tasted? Ayato: You’re a real idiot. Yui: I won’t accept the existence of vampires! Laito: Hmm. That’s a bit sad. Bitch-chan, in the end, the only way to get you to accept us… Laito: –is to do this, right? Yui: (All of a sudden again…!?) Laito: Thank you for the meal~… Nfu! Yui: O-Okay…!! I understand so wait a minute!! Laito: Nope. Yui: What do you mean nope… M-My blood isn’t that cheap!! Yui: I-If I’m going to get my blood sucked by someone then… I want to choose myself! Ayato: … Heh? Yui: (Uu… in order to stop these people I blurted it out…) Reiji: How displeasing. You don’t know what type of blood you possess… Reiji: But it’s as if you were pretending to be a high class prostitute. Before Completion (one of the triplets) Subaru: Stupid. I’m leaving. You guys can do what you want. Ayato: Oi! It’s your loss. Subaru: Hmph. Reiji: I will also refuse this girl with no manners. Shu: Boring. Do whatever you want. Just hurry up and end this farce. Laito: What’s with that~, geez, everyone should learn how to enjoy themselves. Ayato: Whatever, isn’t this fine? It’ll make it easier to play with her, right? Hey. Kanato: Hn, it’s best if annoyances disappear. Kanato: –If you don’t select me. Hey… Teddy? Let’s rip her apart together? Ayato: I’m interested… Naturally, you’re going to choose me right? Isn’t it obvious? Laito: Bitch-chan? If you don’t choose me… you’ll definitely regret it later, you know? After Completion Subaru: Stupid. Isn’t it fine though? If she wants to choose, let her choose. Ayato: Oh! How unusual for Subaru to join in. Subaru: Hmph. Reiji: Hm, I agree. It’s been quite a long time since I last disciplined an unmannered girl. Kanato: –If you don’t select me. Hey… Teddy? Let’s rip her apart together? Ayato: It’s getting interesting… Naturally, you’re going to choose me right? Isn’t it obvious? Shu: Whatever is fine. Let’s just hurry up and end this farce. Laito: Bitch-chan? If you don’t choose me… you’ll definitely regret it later, you know? Yui: (Uu… I blurted it out in the moment but… what should I do now?)

If you pickend...

Ayato  

     Kanato

Raito

Reiji

Shu

Subaru

[bigbrothermatsuoka]

Ina-chan~ Can you do the love love asks about you and Rin and your relationship? I wanna know more! :D

E-Eh?! M-Me with Rin? W-Well I can try! Considering how some of the asks doesn’t have relationships. Since you require all of the questions, I’ll try my best to answer all of them!

Me: Instead, I’ll just having him next to me as I answer the questions

Rin: hello, my name is Matsuoka Rin, my name has a girly name but I’m actually a boy–

Me: I didn’t say to do your intro, buT SINCE YOU ASK I’LL LET YOU DO YOU

Jokes aside, some of the answers can be very personal so I’m leaving them under the cut to let ya’ll read.

Blush : What do you do when you have a crush on someone?

Me: I usually stay quiet when I do. the reason why I stay quiet, mainly because I wouldn’t be so sure if I really do have a crush on someone or not. So if I can hang out with them or get to know them a little better, the feelings vary from there on out.

when I’m alone with my crush, I can be very talkative. I would feel extremely awkward if the two of us remained quiet, so I usually try to maintain a good conversation, just in case if things start to die down.

Rin:…so that’s why you couldn’t stop talking that one time.

Me: Y-Yes…. >////

Kiss : What’s the sweetest thing someone has done for you? 

Me: Sweetest thing? Probably someone buying me anything really! or treating me as well. I don’t get a lot of affection or special stuff so yeah!

for Rin, I think just being an inspiration in my life is the most sweetest thing that he would do. No one in real life was able to make me stand like I am now so I would really thank him for that. .////.

Rin: Really? I’m glad to hear that. *smiles*

Me: *Thinks to myself* AAAAAAAAAAA AA  S TOP S MILING SO SW EE TLY—

Cuddle : Which one of your mutuals do you really want to hug right now?

Me: all of them~ if they let me ;w;

Rin: I’d let you cuddle me if you wan–

Me: AHAHAHA…A. THATS OKAY… *sweats nervously*

Heartbeat : What fictional character do you love?

Me: ME??? ? ?? IN LOVE??? I DON’T HAVE—

Rin: Oi, take a look at this picture I just took of myself,

Me: *looks into the camera* okay i lied bECAUSE I CAN ‘T DENY THESE I JUST LOV ET HEM

Rin: huh? Who are you saying this to?

Romance : Perfect date?

Me: I would love to go somewhere for dinner and just walk around the park during the night sky. I’m a night owl and I just adore star gazing!

Rin: Funny you mention that, because I tend to do the same for you.

Me: H-Huh? Y-You don’t have to, if it’s just you, then I wouldn’t mind doing whatever you wanted to do.

Rin: But what if I said I wanted to take you out for dinner and walk around to look at the stars~?

Me: …F-Fine you win >////

Joy : What truly makes you happy?

Honestly, I think having close friends make me the most happiest person alive. That, along with Rin Matsuoka and Rei Ryugazaki for many reasons, they are just so important to me and are the reasons why I’m moving forward today….

Rin: Ah, I’m glad you feel that way about me. I can somehow understand your pain because what got me back up was Haru and the others.

Me: Yeah…them too but you and Rei…just stood out to me the most.

Rin: Really now?

Me: *nods shyly* I’ll explain later…

Happiness : Who are your kin?

Me: LMAO I dunno what a kin is so I’ma skip OTL

Love : Are you, or have you been, in love before?

Me: *looks around to see if Rin is in the room then tries to speak as quick as possible* Sadly I have, but usually they fade away, probably because I know how to deal with getting over things so easily even though for friends, I have a hard time letting go //BRICKED. However, with Rin…I can’t seem to get over him no matter how hard I try. He, along with Rei have a big impact onto my life and I couldn’t have asked for a better inspiration.

Rin: *comes back from the bathroom* What I miss?

Me: A-AH! Nothing! Moving on!

Beloved : What do you love the most about yourself?

Me: There’s not alot really, but if I had to say something it would probably be either the way I sing or how my hair is.

Rin:….so you do care for yourself!

Me: I-I SAID IF RIN!

Sweet: Favorite love song?

Me: TOO MANY TURIEFYDSJOA if I had to describe what song would be for me and Rin, it would most likely be Hello by Lionel Richie call me cheesy but I can relate every time I think of Rin >///

Rin: *comes from the kitchen with snacks* He got you snacks.

Me: A-Ah! Hey! And thanks.

Cute : What’s your aesthetic?

Me: *sweats nervously as I look into my kink list* Lets just skip that >.>

Rin: What’s that on your hand?

Me: NOTHING MOVING ON!!

Thoughtful : If you could change your name, what would you call yourself?

Me: Honestly, I really love my name. I never really thought about changing it one bit because of how unique it is.

Charming : Who helps motivate you?

Me: *looks at the question and turns to Rin* He Rin I’m thirsty can you get me some water while I’m fishing the questions?

Rin: Ah, okay. *Walks off to get the drinks*

Me: *sighs deeply and answers* R-Rin and R-Rei >/////

Beautiful : Who is your ideal significant other? 

Me: For a significant other, I wish to have someone to be determined and passionate towards something that he would want to do. I also want a person that’s can support my dreams while I support his. At the same time, I also want him to be very understanding and loyal as well. Having someone understand you is like finding your other half. Lastly, I wish for a guy that has emotions. Having to always be stoic and act “manly” Isn’t my forte. At the same time it would be nice for him to tease me every now and then

If there was someone that had most of these traits, it would be Rin and Rei.

Rin: Hey, I’m back *Hands out water*

Me: H-H-Hey! Thanks! *takes the water*

Affection : Who do you ship?

Me: Depending on the fandom, I haven’t shipped anything in a while but my current ship at the moment would be Shigure x Nina from Fire emblem. 

JUST RECENT: I was just done looking at Dangan ronpa V3….and I have another ship…but I won’t say because it’s a spoiler for those who haven’t watched it yet!

Kind : What Pokemon would you be?

Me: GODS….THERES SO MANY OF THEM IDK WHICH ONE I WANNA BE…..probably a blaziken

Rin: Blaziken? Isn’t that a fire type?

Me: Y E S

Heart Beat : You’re getting coffee with a celebrity, who is it?

Me: Tops down Amy Lee. She’s one of the most inspirational singers I know and I wish to someday sing just like her…even though my voice might be fading.

Rin: If you wanted to sing that bad, why don’t you sign up to auditions and perform on stage?

Me: I have thought about doing that Rin, but I don’t like the idea of having your own life be exposed for others to know about. It’s like you’ll never be safe if your ever famous ya know?

 Rin: I see, thats reasonable

Giggle : Do you believe in love at first sight?

Me: Maybe? Not really? Who knows, I don’t think I ran into anyone within this situation though. Probably because I’d like to get to know them better.

Laughter : Who can always make you laugh?

Me: Honestly, my friends. Each time I joke around and say lots of things to them, they all know how to brighten my day or make the worse thoughts go away. I would be pretty much dull and alone if it weren’t for having the best of friends.

Rin: Like that one time where Nagisa wouldn’t stop bugging Rei about his personal belongings and how they went missing?

Me: Exactly!

Smile : What do you find attractive?

Me: Probably a guy that is tall, determined, passionate, dedicated towards what they like–

Rin: Me?

Me: RUIEHSDJOJF SHHUSHHHH!!! *blushes*

Warmth : What is your happy place?

Me: Anywhere where I can have some alone time. Normally I’d say my room but my dad has been on and off at my lately to the point where I can’t find my happy place anymore.

Huggable : What are your favorite flowers?

Me: I love Roses~ Their just so beautiful!

Rin: *Walks in holding out a bunch of Roses*

Me: UIORTHFERIOFHRJFH Y-You didn’t have too Rin >////

Soul Mate : Who is your best friend?

Me:I have alot of best friends, but there a few that I believe that deserves to be acknolege.

Real life: @lostpirika @moonlitcritter and one other in real life.

Online: @nymvee @momokitty27 (That’s you~!!) the rest are on skype but not active on tumblr so ouo

Rin: These friends mean alot to you huh?

Me: Yeah, whenever I have them, I feel like I’m unstoppable…

Rin: I see, just like how I felt with Haru and the others

Unique : What qualities do you look for in other people?

Me: Wasn’t there a similar question like this?

Rin: Ah, I think their asking for in general, not as a lover..

Me: Oh that makes sense, I guess people that can have all the patients in the world and stand by my side no matter what happens in the world. I also would love for people to be honest with me. Within the past, I’ve had certain friends that didn’t believe in me or be honest with their words which makes me question almost everyone in the planet if their telling the truth or not. Which leaves me into having a final quality

Trust and lots of support. About a month ago I lashed out at a friend who was telling the truth to me. but I didn’t believe her because I felt like she was lying. Which made me feel that I failed to notice the people who truly care for me.

Other than that, I’m pretty much chill with hanging with alot of other people.

Trust : Do you trust people easily?

Me: This question is very difficult to answer because alot of people I’ve faced within my life have lied to me many times. If I had to tell the harsh truth. No, I don’t.

At first, I’m pretty open to everyone, but lately, I’ve just been pushing people away because I’m scared that I’ll just get hurt again. This feeling was just recent, and it’s has a personal reason that I’m not ready to share.

Rin: That sounds harsh, I’m sorry everything didn’t go too well.

Me: Not you’re fault, honest!

Dearest : What item is most dear to you?

Me: Item? Hmm…

Me: Any gift that a friend gives to me is always something dear to me.

Rin: Like thoese Rose I gave to you earlier?

Me: UIRHOJI R I N

[alia15]

Ali-isms

I’ve been blogging for almost five years now.  FIVE.  That’s just insanity to me. In those five years,  I’ve done some ‘about me’ posts (here’s one!  and another!).  I’ve done some ‘confession’-type posts.  The reason I try to incorporate these into my blogging routine is because I know there are always new followers popping up here on ‘AA,’ and I want to give them a chance to get to know me.

The weird, quirky, eccentric parts of me. 

That said, it’s been a minute since I’ve done one of these, so I thought it was about that time to fill you in on some of my little idiosyncrasies and quirks.

The things I call: Ali-isms.

Starting with:

I have an incredibly strong sense of smell.  You know how people say that if some of your senses aren’t so keen, it tends to strengthen the others?  Well, my eyesight sucks and I can’t really hear for shit (blame years of blasting music and the television), sooo this schnoz of mine can detect ANY smell.  I can not only identify the food genre I smell, but I’ll know the exact kind of food it is.  I’ll be sitting at my desk at work, innocently typing away and in a productive groove when it’ll hit me: “I smell grilled cheese.”  My coworkers in my row will shrug or look around to locate the culprit of said grilled cheese consumption, but won’t see anyone or smell it themselves.  Then I’ll hear a voice from like, three rows away: “Ha!  I got grilled cheese for lunch.  How do you smell that?”

I never sneeze just once.  Just a mere day ago, I sneezed twice -- rapid-fire -- at my desk at work.  I was a bit taken aback that NO ONE ‘blessed me’ afterwards, especially since we’re usually throwin’ out ‘bless yous’ like it’s our job... at our jobs.  But then I quickly heard it: “Bless you!”  followed by, “I was waiting for the third one to come but it never did.”

I genuinely do not think I’ve sneezed just once in my entire life.  It’s kind of a weird genetic thing because my dad and some of his siblings have legit sneezing ATTACKS, but thankfully I only sneeze about 2-4 times in a row (my dad will legit sneeze 15 times; it’s hilarious) (to me and everyone else around; not him).

Oh, and my sneezes sound like coughs.  People don’t know if they’re supposed to offer me a ‘Gesundheit’ or a lozenge.

I’m a rocker.  Not like, the musical variety.  I *lit-er-ally* rock/sway back and forth when I’m standing on line, waiting for my train on the platform or am standing around for an extended period of time.  People have described it as a maternal-type instinct because it’s reminiscent of rocking a baby, but...we all know I don’t have one of those.  I’ve done it for as long as I can remember and the funniest part is my mother does it, too -- OFTEN IN THE OPPOSITE DIRECTION.  When us two boneheads are standing on line together in the mall, it’ll make me seasick just watching her sway while I’M swaying.

I need noise to fall asleep.  Sleep timer is my friend: whether it’s the TV or my Bose speaker that plays my music.  I like fans, I like white noise machines, I like the sound of rain/rumbling thunder.  Can I fall asleep without this stuff?  Eh, probably?  But I don’t wanna know that life.  Plus, this overactive brain of mine needs to be tuned dafuq OUT.   Besides, I’ve gotten accustomed to falling asleep to the soothing sounds of Law and Order: SVU.

I’ve got some OCD tendencies.  I know it’s offensive to say things like, “I have such OCD!” in a casual way since there are people in the world with legit and crippling disorders who don’t want to hear the entire PLANET claiming to have the same thing.  But, there are some very strange ‘creature of habit’-type behaviors I’ve caught myself engaging in and have even had other people call them out.  Some examples:

when I get a bottled water in the vending machine at work, there are about two rows worth of the same Dasani bottles and yet I always -- ALWAYS -- hit ‘C7.’

i can’t listen to a TV on a volume level/number that isn’t a certain increment like 25, 30, 35, 40, etc. -- I’d NEVER stop at a number like 33; never.

same with an exercise machine: i can’t stop unless i’ve been on it a half hour (30 minutes), 45 minutes or an hour (60 minutes).  

i do a lot of things in the same order every day -- my morning routine, the way i walk to certain places -- and will NOT deviate from it. 

There ya have it!  Those are my quirks... now tell me: what are some of yours? 

[chaosmagetwin]

The Wild Adventures of Ashley and Paul: Chapter 3

Lot’s to cover in this chapter! If you just want the story, but don’t want to get accidentally spoiled, don’t read the prompt list, or the Extra Errata (all in one link below). The Prologue, Chapter 1, and Chapter 2 are also linked below, so you can catch up on the story, or refresh yourself, if you are interested.

The Prompt list with extra errata! : http://chaosmagetwin.tumblr.com/post/157916938995/100-dialogue-prompts-part-2

Prologue: http://chaosmagetwin.tumblr.com/post/157921576040/the-wild-adventures-of-ashley-and-paul-prologue

Chapter 1: http://chaosmagetwin.tumblr.com/post/157956747605/the-wild-adventures-of-ashley-and-paul-chapter-1

Chapter 2: http://chaosmagetwin.tumblr.com/post/158205424995/the-wild-adventures-of-ashley-and-paul-chapter-2

Ashley stared at where the school should have been, one eye twitching, her tail’s tip flicking dangerously. “You’ve got to be kidding me,” She said finally, a hint of exasperation in her voice.

“Yeah, well, schools out. Yay.” Sarah’s monotone ending irritated Ashley. “I’d say we should light one in remembrance for it, but we’re all underaged.”

Karen and Paul popped into existence next to them, and Karen shook her head, her face a little gray. “Paul, I know it’s out of your control, but, you need to lose weight. I’m dying here. I can’t just throw mana around!”

“What’s mana?” Paul brushed the shoulder of his business shirt off casually, then looked around and whistled. “You weren’t kidding.”

Where the school should have stood, there was instead a flat foundation. A single desk sat in the middle of it, but everything else was gone, even the paving stones and gardens. Everything around it was untouched, however. 

“My question is, why aren’t the police here? Has anyone called them? I mean... what if there were people inside?” Karen pulled something out of her coat pajama pocket and tossed it in her mouth before she spoke again. “I mean... this hasn’t gone completely unnoticed, right?”

“I doubt it. The AA probably called them and said not to worry or something... what is that?”

“Brns!” Karen said through a mouth of something.

Ashley shook her head. “The AA doesn’t do anything though when it comes to stories. Telling the police would be interfering, wouldn’t it?” Paul shrugged a response as Sarah tackled Karen into the grass and tried retrieving something from her pockets. “What are you doing...?” 

“She has brownies! Aha!” Sarah grinned as she pulled a square out of Karen’s pocket. It was wrapped in parchment paper. 

“Wit! Nit q brns!” Sh was struggling to swallow and clear her mouth. Instead of helping, Paul and Ashley stood and watched patiently as Sarah unwrapped it with one hand and tossed it into her mouth. 

“Hah!” She said around the crumbs. “I win.” 

Ashley face palmed. She never thought Sarah was like this, but, then, she’d never really spent a lot of time with her either. It didn’t help that everyone thought she would become a serial killer. “Can we focus, please?”

Paul patted her shoulder carefully. “So, Karen and I checked the otherworld, or whatever it’s called.”

“I call it hell and sometimes home.”

“...Right. The school’s not there either, so, there wasn’t some sort of dimensional shift. The foundation is still here, and the power and plumbing is still on.”

“It is?” Karen had pinned Sarah into the grass and had finally swallowed. One of her hands glowed as well before it dissipated. She got off Sarah and brushed her pajama’s off. “So, why isn’t water spouting everywhere? And how can you tell?”

Paul grinned in return. “EM Vision has its perks, and so does thermal. The water mains make the concrete around them cooler by a couple degrees. If I had to guess, the pipes are already all patched... which would mean whoever did this plugged them for some reason, or the police already know and addressed it. Weird that they wouldn’t still be here, and that there is no caution tape, but, eh.”

“If the police had been here, the power would be off. I mean, some kid wanders on here and touches and exposed something and no more kid. So... probably whoever did this.” Sarah brushed herself off casually as she spoke, acting as though she hadn’t just tackled and stole another girls brownie.

Ashley sighed and pinched the bridge of he nose. “Okay, so... how do you know it didn’t just shift to some other dimension?”

Karen spoke up this time. “Traveling in Hell tends to have its perks, but first and foremost, it’s great for moving stuff. A couple feet there is a few thousand up here, so, if someone were to use magic, they would move it through there. Additionally, there’s a lot of magic in hell... in fact, it is primarily magic. If someone had tried to move something as big as a school through dimensions with magic, then there would have been noticeable ripples in the fabric of hell itself. Make sense?” Ashley nodded, but Paul and Sarah just looked at each other and shrugged. 

“I went with her, cause, well... I figure if something as big as a school is going to be moved through dimensions with science it’ll have a noticeable effect on this one. I just went to hell to check the differences, but, I’ll be honest, I’d have to know a baseline first. Impossible to tell on my end, really.”

“Karen, what did you put in those brownies?” Sarah suddenly looked a little green.

“I told you. Those aren’t quite brownies.”

“What do you mean the brownies are ‘not quite brownies’?!”

“... Well.... They’re... sort of..... mana biscuits. Normal people aren’t supposed to eat them...I have the cure at home...” 

Ashley groaned out loud as Sarah put a hand over her mouth reflexively. Hell of a night indeed.

“... Why does your toaster have wings?” 

“It’s cool. I mean, just look at it. Ever see ‘Brave Little Toaster’?”

“Yes. I understand it’s cool, but why does your toaster have wings?” Paul actually glared at the little thing, like it was an affront to his sensibilities.

“Well, it’s alive. Of course it flies. It was either wings or jets.” Karen was rummaging around in her cabinet. Sarah, meanwhile, was draped over a chair, looking nearly 2d. The mana biscuit had done some strange things to her, which Ashley did not care to remember.

The Magic House kitchen was a ramshackle. Instead of an oven, they had a fireplace with a cauldron, and the cabinets were filled with odd ingredients, none of which actually looked edible. A variety of things that either Ashley nor Paul had a name for took up the counter space, and to their consternation, not a label was in sight. 

“Ewwyting’s funzy!” Came Sarah, her voice sounding cartoonishly metallic and slowed down. “id dat nermal?”

“.... You eat mana biscuits on the regular?” Paul shook his head with incredulity. “What’s the step after this one, turning into an abstract shape?”

“Ha, ha, very funny. AHA! Lo, and BEHOLD! The mightiest of cures!” Karen turned around and opened her hand with a smug expression. A blue worm wriggled in her hand. 

Silence was the only answer for a moment. “Y’ens gun feel me dat?!” Sarah’s flat head had turned and was looking at the grub with horror. 

“What?! No! Gross! That’s cruel! No, he’s just going to.. uh... sit on you for a while. Yup. Just.. sit on you. Nothing weird at all.” Karen nodded conspicuously with her lips pursed.

“...How long will it sit on her?” Paul raised an eyebrow at the guilty looking girl. 

“Just a few minutes... Maybe as long as ten minutes?” She responded.

Ashley sighed and rolled her eyes. As she did so, her eyes fell on a crystal and she approached it, squinting at it. There were runes written on it. “Is this quartz?” She asked as Karen put the tiny blue worm onto Sarah’s now cell-shaded back. Karen looked over and nodded with an expression of slight anger. Ashley shrugged and leaned even closer to eye the runes. They looked familiar.

“Don’t turn that on!” Came a voice from above. She jerked in surprise, and looked at the source; stairs barely visible from the kitchen door. A few soft thumping steps later, and a teenaged boy with blue hair appeared. One arm was massively oversized, dragging on the floor behind him, while the other looked wilted. Owl’s eyes had replaced his own, and one of his legs had been replaced by a goats. 

“Jesus, Johnson!” it was Karen, and her normally high pitched voice had dipped an octave in exasperation, anger, and disbelief. “How many new spells have you tried since this morning?!”

“Twelve! Not that it’s any of your business, but three of them worked!” he glanced at Ashley, who was trying desperately to not laugh. Her teeth were clenched, her eyes open as wide as they could go, and her lips were as tight against each other as they could get from trying not to smile. “Yeah, yeah. That is a rune-carved Quartz Summoning Crystal! If you touch that, you could summon Satan himself!”

“Oh, so, it summons familial relations, then.” She said automatically.

He squinted his eyes at her, trying to figure out if she was lying. Combined with everything else, it was the final straw that made her burst out laughing.

Paul shook his head and sighed. “Hey, I’m Paul. Sorry for the intrusion. We’re just... trying to keep our friend from turning into pure data or something.”

Everyone who wasn’t laughing looked over at Sarah. She was considerably better, since she wasn’t actually two dimensional anymore. She still looked... fake, though. “Mana biscuits, I presume?” he scratched his face idly with his wilted arm, eyeing Sarah with boredom.

Karen nodded. “I’ll be out of your hair so you can experiment in a bit. Just...” she sighed. “Just don’t do anything weird... okay?”

“I’m not the weird one in this house.” He said calmly before turning around and going back up the stairs. Ashley could only laugh harder.

Ashley sighed, kicking her feet out in front of her as she walked. Paul had decided to teleport with Karen and Sarah back to Wild House so he could carry her to a bed. Unfortunately, Karen had said she’d only be able to take the three of them, and then she would be done for the night. 

This had left Ashley behind, and of course, she was bored out of her mind. It was a solid thirty minute walk back, and it was close to midnight already. Perhaps if she had been... normal... she would have been a little less bored and a little more wary, but as it was, all she had was occupy her was the jingling of the rings in her horns. 

“Wait! No! Come back! We need you!” Came a voice from an alleyway. Ashley blinked in surprise. Hissing was the only response. She stopped walking and waited for a moment. In a flash, something small and shelled awkwardly waddled-ran out of the alley, a teenager and an adult man close behind. They both looked up at her and paused, as if registering that she were there. A whole two seconds of silence later, she saw something flash of revelation in the adults eyes, and he screamed. While doing so he ‘subtly’ nudged his younger compatriot, who quickly followed suit.

“Wait... I’m also -technically- underaged and you’re a stranger... should I be screaming too?” She said blandly.

The screaming abruptly stopped and the teenager said “Sorry, it’s just.. you are very... frightening to look at. I don’t think humans are supposed to have tails or horns.”

“... No... humans are not. Are you two okay? What were you chasing?” Whoever these two were, it was obvious they needed some help practicing their ‘cover’. 

“Ah! We are chasing the elusive and hard-shelled Lizard Mammal known as... an ARMADILLO!” said the adult, adjusting his glasses. 

“... Oh my god, you guys are the ones from Class B that Karen invited?!” It all made a little more sense now. “You.... you’re chasing an armadillo?” 

“Yes!” She waited for him to continue, or perhaps to explain, but after nearly twenty seconds of silence, she realized he had no clue what he was supposed to say.

“... Why...?” She prompted.

“Why? Oh, uh... well... You see.. we’re chasing it because.. of... uhh...” The adult stammered.

“For school! yes, there’s a, uh, school project. We are to study the shells of such creatures so that we can.. replicate it... in class. Yes. That is the truth. Why are you placing your hand over your face?” 

She was both exasperated and trying desperately to not laugh. “... No reason. We humans often do these things after all.”

“Ah, yes! Of course!” They both immediately put their palms over their faces in mimicry. She bit her tongue for a moment.

“You two aught to... get going. You know.. before it gets away! Don’t want to, uh, fail that class project.” She turned her face away, knowing she could no longer keep a straight face. 

“Thank you! We’ll be on our way!” They hurried off as the younger one spoke. Once they were out of sight, she burst out laughing again. She had to tell Paul about this. 

“Ashley, not now! I texted you a minute ago! Don’t come home, we are Literally being shot at!” Paul yelled into the phone while laying flat on the floor. 

“I thought you meant ‘literally’ metaphorically! Like a game! The guy is back?!”

“Yeah! And he’s got more bullets! Our house has holes in it!” he flinched as a bullet dug into the ground next to his face and he shimmied to the left a little. 

“Where is he? I’ll take care of him by sneaking up behind him!” For a moment, Paul considered telling her that he’d rather she sat still until he ran out of bullets, but another bullet pinging off his leg changed his mind. 

“Three houses down, roof, and he’s laying down!”

“On it.”

Ashley was already sprinting when she closed the phone. She’d actually forgotten about the Assassin that was trying to kill them. Or Paul. Now that she thought about it, what was the assassin even trying to accomplish? 

Not that it mattered. She leapt up to the second story balcony and grabbed it. With some effort, she swung herself up until she could stand on the railing. She grabbed the roof, feeling the cool shingles in her grasp, and pulled herself up. There he was. Strangely, the gun he was shooting barely made any noise at all. Just a soft BUFT every few seconds. As she got her foot onto the room, the grip on the shoe failed, causing it to slide a little. The assassin noticed the sound and spun three shots firing from the rifle in a spray at her. Two missed. The third hit her right arm.

She yelled in pain and anger and the assassin leveled his gun at her with a grim smile. The gun clicked, and they both realized it was out of ammo. She rushed forward and smashed her horns into his face. They were harder than her head, and her dominant hand was out of commission. Blood spurted from his nose as he yelled in pain and stumbled.

Unfortunately, he’d been standing next to the ledge. She watched as his foot slipped on the edge and she put out her hands to grab him reflexively. Her left hand missed, while her right struggled to move. “NO!” She closed her eyes as he fell.