#i know jono’s not there but I’m sure he’s there in spirit

[enter-drfrog]

I would just like to say that my brain is absolutely buzzing right now. I honestly don’t know that I can express how happy this made me today

[riyuyami]

I know that the DOMA arc isn’t canon in the Millennium World novels by Yugi, but that doesn’t stop him from doing something with fanfiction for them.

So let’s... try to figure out what happens with the characters and the plot...

-Okay, obviously Heba and Atem are in this, as are Seth and Jono cause we need the legendary knights’ duelists, duh

-Sorta starts out the same are the season? Some crazy magic shit happens and the Egyptian gods are stolen (or maybe in this case, they’re ‘sealed’). Atem does a shadow duel with this one one-shot villain who uses a strange piece of papyrus, throwing it onto the field, creating the seal (cause there are no card games in this, everyone fights with giant ass rocks)

-Anyway, okay, moving on from there, gotta figure out what to do with Raphael, Valon, and Alistair. It makes a lot more sense for Alistair to deal with war, cause, come on, conquest and war was normal in the Mediterranean (OOOOOH! What if he’s from one of the normal enemies of Khemet! Or maybe from the Sea People that we know so little about... wait, were they allies or enemies...? Enemies, but they were first recorded in the 19th dynasty, and this is the 18th... who cares, it’s a fucking fanfic)

-Moving along, crazy shit happens and HERE COMES THE DRAGONS!

-More crazy shit, something happens and Myia is corrupted (oh God, I’m so having Isis being in this)

-More crazy shit, now we come to the duel of Raphael and Atem, which Heba trying to get involved, but he’s kept out of the seal when Atem gives into his darkness and is the one to throw the parchment onto the field. When his soul is meant to be taken, Heba breaks through (thanks to his charm) and shoves Atem aside, instead, he is taken and now Atem sorta just... “MY MOOOON!!!”

-I’m not sure how the duel with Haga would go down (knowing me, this little bitch is an annoyance in the series that Yugi threw in cause Weevil would be this god awful, know-it-all he met in college that was in almost all of Yugi’s classes. Ryuzaki was sorta dragged into this, for some reason. He’s not bad, but he liked to give Joey a hard time in college so Joey requested he’d be a pest in the books). Anyway, I’d like to think their battle happens on a cliff side, and HOOOLLLLYYYY SHIT. Okay. Okay. Here me out. The souls can be placed on either stone or parchment in this, and just like in canon, Haga holds up a slip of paper, saying it holds Heba’s soul, and just fucking... rips it. Atem just sorta... snaps. Like. There is no going back after this. He summons Breaker in his rage and just tears into him.

-Then the cliff collapses under them, taking Atem, a dead Haga (cause his soul is gone), and Teana down into a river

-Then we got the stuff with Chris and Ironheart

-EPISODE 163! How do I do this? Uhh... okay! Atem goes into the valley of lost souls, and there, he sees Heba appear. Sorta the same deal as in the show, and Heba is furious, crimson eyes and everything. They duel, but oddly enough, the first moves are identical, but it’s a trick, to put Atem into a false sense of security. Then he plays the seal, and John gets his badass mofo Heba in this cause that’s what he’s making this au of an au of an au for. Duel goes on, I’m not sure if he’s using BMG in this or Silent Magician, but anyway, the attack is deflected with a spell, and then the gay ending happens with Heba in Atem’s arms, smiling, saying that he’ll always be there with him... and then Atem screams into the sky, saying he’ll save him, no matter what it takes

-Btw, Atem is totally wearing Heba’s charm. And if you’re wondering where his body is, it’s left with Rebekka as she’s traveling with some of the others to come help and to watch over her friend for Atem.

-Find out about the Battle of Atlantis, hey look, Timaeus got a fucking sword to the eye! (fun fact: 4Kids didn’t censor that moment, you actually see blood!)

-Crazy shit happens for Seth with Alistair (how would his spirit monsters work? Maybe they’re chariots or something?)

-Then they go to another kingdom where things are fucking nuts cause Dartz has control over things

-Jono duels to save Myia against Valon

-Myia duels Jono and Isis (who came just in time to try and save her lover, but it taken out after Jono passes out and loses his duel)

-Myia is free, but at what cost? She hurt her dear friend and her lover is dead, and she finds out that her little brother has been captured. Now she’s pissed

-Raphael beats her and duels Atem

-Crazy shit happens, Atem win and Raphael deux ex machina’s the seal (HOW)

-Crazy shit, crazy shit, crazy shit, HERE COMES THE LONG AS FUCK DUEL

-Seth dies

-Atem summons the legendary knights (Yugi wonders if he can convince Atemu to dye his hair silver and sea green cause that would be hot)

-Dartz is sort of defeated, Heba, Jono, and Seth are saved, here comes some more shit

-Fight, fight, fight!

-Atem summons the gods with Heba’s help and BOOM! Atlantis is saved. World is saved. Wash, rinse, repeat.

-Everyone goes home

-Yugi makes a comment in his fanfic that this got really out of hand and he didn’t care, he just wanted to make his boyfriend into a hot, one-eyed knight.