#i know it’s silly to fight with alpha male podcasters but like

[alphacrone]

alpha dude incels will be like “wah women don’t wanna be mothers and stay at home wives anymore they just wanna be corporate boss babes” sir my job starts at nine and ends at five. you want a 24-hour fuckmaid. please put these pieces together.

[lavendergalactic]

☆ 　lavender's silly week!

do you want an excuse to make super silly edits? well here's the event for you! welcome to lavender's silly week :3 WARNING: SILLY AND INSANE PROMPTS AHEAD! be prepared.

more info about this event under the cut!

☆ 　rules / info !

this event will last from 5th may - 15th may it'll last more than a week just incase anyone needs extra time, you can join late too! i don't mind

please @ me and tag #lavendersillyweek so i can see your submissions!! and also do not be shy to @ me again if you think i didn't see it, i might accidently miss it

if you complete at least 5 days you will be entered into a raffle! i will roll for 3 winners and they'll get 2 requests of their choice :3

all types of edits will be accepted! graphics, layouts, moodboards / stimboards, etc! go wild

☆ 　prompts !

just like my previous events, i'll have two options!

day 1﹕a crackship

OR ﹕ a gen alpha themed edit

day 2 ﹕two characters from different media you think should be siblings

OR ﹕a character you want to throw across the room ( suggested by @inyuoka )

day 3 ﹕a duo, trio or group that is just the silliest

OR ﹕a character that'll stare directly into the solar eclipse

day 4 ﹕a character that would be a microcelebrity on your fav social media

OR ﹕a character you think would be into alpha male podcasts

day 5 ﹕the most insane edit you can think of (free day-ish)

OR ﹕a character people usually deem as "cringe"

day 6 ﹕a character that would NOT last in a zombie apocalypse

OR ﹕a character that'll instantly be cancelled on the internet

day 7 ﹕a character that you think you could beat up in a fight

OR ﹕a silly character that reminds you of yourself

☆ 　tags / may i get a promo?

let me know (in dms or ask) if you want to be removed

@cherhonor ⠀ @herrscherofmemories ⠀ @corsefool ⠀ @llocket ⠀ @spiralssyndrome

@strawberrysnipes ⠀ @ideallyadored ⠀ @plecakism ⠀ @necroangelz ⠀ @iv-ry ⠀

@angelesse ⠀ @magnoliawriter ⠀ @mischiefesse ⠀ @namizzomb ⠀ @angelz-luv

@rrozeta ⠀ @circuswhisprs ⠀ @dollrelicz ⠀ @battampria ⠀ @triokoto

@zombiebomb ⠀

[valence-gnome-bandit]

I'd love to know your thoughts on Homelander with a younger girlfriend (like early/mid 20s). Someone who's very out there, not really afraid to put up a fight and be stubborn with him, even though she knows who he is and what he can do. She just kinda has this trust, this gut feeling that he won't hurt her.

Ik we've seen him with starlight, who’s younger, but that's not like... real. Like… someone who has genuine, strong feelings for him. Would he take her seriously, since she’s so young? Or would he kinda write her off as like, “you’re too young to know what love is blah blah blah”?

But that aside, *in* the relationship, I need to know how homelander takes to younger gf showing him like *actual* funny memes. Like… I’m talking blorbo from my shows… little meow meow… funny tiktoks, all while trying her BEST to keep him away from the a*drew t*te and the sigma male grindset rsector of the internet.

I absolutely love this, mainly because that's litterly what the fic I'm working on is about because my character is in her 20s!

he would absolutely love it, just like we see with stormfront he loves women who can hold their own and combined with the utter gal the younger generation has he would absolutely love it. he wouldn't have to worry if they can hold their own the only down side is dinner arguments where it would just be back and forth of "well what do you want?"

as for things like "your to young to really understand that" I don't think he would I feel like he'd be down with it all and if there were something that his young partner would need guidance on he would be absolutely happy to provide it! having a partner that loves him like he loves them would be absolutely wonderful nothing but affection and I love you mores.

as for social media it's obviously managed but I can't stop thinking about the way he would absolutely post like the 45 year old man he is. like pictures of Ryan's Lego builds, his girlfriend, and whatever silly thing he saw online. with him preventing him from getting into the alpha male sphere would be like trying to keep a dog away from a steak, he enjoys podcasts like randy marsh enjoys food Network. but I'm sure that once it's explained how stupid it is he would get over it not to mention he's the role model for that kinda thing one tweet from him against it all would make a*ndrew t*te cry.

also with internet lingo I could see I'm inevitably saying something like slay or ate after hearing his partner say it a lot. he would also love watching edits of himself. he might not understand it all but he's enjoying it he thinks it fun.

also Ryan is at the age where he needs to be kept away from skibbidi toilet at all costs homelander would be horrified 😭