#i know i've done tattooed divorced price before just let me have this. it's like a security blanket

[syoddeye]

Thinking so many divorced john price running off your boyfriend thoughts, you say~?

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siiigh yeah okay divorced john price showing off the prominent tattoo dedicated to his ex-wife every chance he gets. who tells strangers all about his missus when they ask. talks as if they’re still together.

he seems to always know when your new boyfriend is home. (in his home—the one you both picked out). and while he dutifully pays his monthly maintenance, he always has an envelope of money when he shows up on your doorstep. it's your allowance, sweetheart. the same one he gave you when you were married. let me keep this one promise.

he plants his feet in the doorway and leans an arm on the frame. no matter how hard you try, he won't be moved or shooed away. no matter how many times you frantically whisper for him to stop showing up like this, or you need to leave. he finds it funny that you want him gone so bad, but you're trying so hard to reach the envelope dangling above your head.

he's especially smug when he catches your eyes repeatedly, involuntarily, flicking to where his shirt hangs open, unbuttoned far more than it needs to be. where your name is permanently inked in black over his heart. he has the brief, tempting thought to rub your nose in it.

he hears your dullard of a boyfriend hiding in the kitchen. not fucking man enough to come and greet his better. so when he finally lets you take the envelope, ignoring your insistence that it's only to get him to leave, he has no qualms about stealing a quick kiss.

maybe you shriek. maybe you swear. he just winks and tells you he'll see you next month.