#i know I’m weird

[anemptypuddingcup]

Hand kink w/ Sanji.

Y’all ion know about you, but it’s something about Sanji’s hands that makes me want him to strangle me with them. (I’m weird don’t mind me. Most of op men hands are beautiful to me.)

Sanji hums in delight as he sliced up some fruit on the cutting board. Walking into the kitchen, you yawned and walked over to the fridge. Before opening the fridge you turn over to Sanji and freeze up as you stared at his hands gripping the fruit and knife intently. He turns over to you and smiles brightly, happy to see another of his pretty crew mates so early in the morning. “________-San~ G’morning love~” He smiles, his eyes growing all lovey dovey. “G-Good morning, Sanji” You say nervously followed by a yawn. Sanji raises a curly brow as he noticed your nervous tone. “What’s wrong? Are you having another bad morning again?” He asks focusing back onto the fruit he was slicing. “N-No m’fine.” You say before peeking into the fridge. “You seem on edge about something honey.” He says, peering back to you. You sigh before looking around in the fridge.

“I’m sorry I haven’t fixed up breakfast yet, I wanted to make a lil’ snack for all of you lovely ladies first~” He continues, smiling. You nodded, you eyes now pasted on his pretty hands. Sanji notices you staring and stops cutting to turn to you. “Love are you sure you’re alright? Are you still sleepy?” He asks walking over to you. His hands cups your face to look at you and you shiver from excitement. “Speak to me, what’s wrong honey?” He asks, looking at you with a glint of worry in his eyes. You shivered as your face grew hot. Feeling his hands against any part of you body was like heaven to you. “S-Sanji…your hands…” You say softly. You squeak as you felt his fingers graze the back of your ears. “Hm? What’s wrong with them?” He asks, tilting his head. “I…adore them Sanji…” You confessed, your hand now on his wrist.

Sanji’s eyes widens as he hears those words leave your mouth, his face slowly began to turn red as he grew flustered. “Y-You like my hands?-“ He asks, still finding unbelievable that you’ve said such a thing. You nodded reluctantly before looking away from him. “What do you like about my hands..?” He asks softly, his thumb now caressing the soft skin of your cheeks. You jolt from his question but answer it. “I just…like them…they’re soft.” You say as you rub your face against his hands. Sanji grips your chin and pulls your face closer to his. “What do you want me to do to you with my hands?” He asks as he stares down at you with now half-lidded eyes.

You shivered, now nervous to say all of the naughty and dirty you wanted him to do to you. “W-Well…uh…” You say nervously as you turn your head from him. Sanji turns your head back towards him and looks at you deep into your eyes. “Look at me honey, what do you want me to do to you with my hands?” He asked once again, his tone now more soft and laced with lust. “I…I want you to…touch me..” You say softly. Sanji smiles and pulls your face into his, pressing his lips into yours. You let out a little gasp of surprise, not expecting him to give you a loving kiss onto your lips. “Touch you where? Where do you want me to touch you?” He asks as he pulls away from your lips. You didn’t answer but your breathing slowly began to grow heavy as Sanji slowly pushed you up against the wall. He rides his knee up between your thighs and against your needy cunt, making you whimper out in response.

“Don’t ignore my question baby~ Where do you want me to touch you?” Sanji repeats, his hands now slipping to both sides of your body against the wall. You gasp as you feel his knee beginning to grind and slide against your clit. “I-I want you to touch…touch my body please~” You whimper out as you begin to grind your hips against his knee. Sanji presses another kiss to your lips before sliding his hands under your shirt to massage your breast. “Good good. What do you want my hands to do to your body? Be more specific for me.” He says, a little growl following after. It was clear that he was also getting in the mood just from the bulge beginning to form in his pants beside his perverted-ness. “P-Please…S-Sanji~” You arch your back off of the wooden kitchen walls of the ship as you felt yourself being swallowed by his touch. “Don’t falter baby girl, answer me okay?” He whispered into your ear before pressing a kiss to the shell of it.

“I-I want you to…play with my body Sanji~ Please touch me more~” You whisper shakily as you press your hand against his wrist. Sanji presses a kiss to your neck and glances back up into your eyes. “Good girl. As you wish ma chérie~” He whispers before removing one of his hands from your chest and pressing his fingers against your lips. You suck on his fingers intently before he releases them from your lips with a little pop. He slides his hand down into your panties and slips his fingertips against your slit, making you jolt out of neediness. “Lift your leg a bit honey…” He says quietly to which you immediately obey. You let out a little gasp as he pushes his fingers through your tight hole before curling them up inside of you.

You whimper as his fingertips grinds against your sweet g-spot which causes you to then let out a loud moan. Sanji presses his lips against yours once again before fully beginning to make out with you. The feeling of his tongue sliding against yours turned you on even more as the lust clouded both your mind and his. Sanji slowly begins to thrust his fingers deep inside of your cunt, letting out a little groan agains your tongue when he feels your wonderful walks tighten around his fingers. Your hands hold Sanji’s shoulders as you begin to buck you hips against his hand, slowly feeling orgasm building up deep inside of you. Sanji pulls back and lets out gasp, trying to catch his breath from the make out session of you both.

“Sanji~ Sanji please move them faster~” You whimpered, closing your eyes as the pleasure made you less controllable. “Patience sweetie, you wanna enjoy your orgasm, don’t you?” He says before giving you another kiss. You whine as you feel yourself wanting to cum from his pale and delicate fingers. Sanji increases the speed of his hand slightly which was enough for you to be pulled a bit more off the edge. “Oh yes~ Sanji! Sanji!~” You moan his name angelically yet shakily as you feel yourself slowly beginning to cum around his fingers, your cream now beginning to coat his fingers. Sanji grew more hungry for your body the more he moved his fingers in and out your sweet cunt. “Are you going to cum sweetheart?” Sanji asks, a little smile appearing on his face.

You nodded profusely as your walls clamps down on his fingers, slightly restricting his movements. “Yeah m’goin’ to!~” You whimper as you left your leg up a bit higher. Sanji thrusts his fingers into you quickly, trying his best to help you chase your high and cum. “Hah! Hah Sanji!~” You moan desperately as you feel yourself beginning to cum onto his hand. Your juices squirt out onto his hand as a lengthy and whiny moan leaves your lips. Sanji presses a kiss to your lips before slowly pulling his finger from your cunt. Slowly sliding his fingers along his tongue, he hums in delight as your sweet taste of your juices quickly spread across his tongue. “So sweet, so delicious~” He hums before pressing a kiss to your lips once again. You breathe heavily as you feel your legs tremble from your orgasm still.

You kiss Sanji deeply before wrapping your arms around his torso. “Sanji~” You hummed as his hands slowly slide down and away from your body. His hands reach to his belt buckle and he begins to unbuckle his belt and his pants before letting out a sigh from the restraint. “Please…ma chèrie…help me out too~” He begs as he releases his cock from his briefs. You hummed in delight and nodded and you got down to your knees. You press a kiss to his reddened tip, making him moan suddenly from the warm and soft touch of your lips. “Don’t hold yourself back either Sanji~” You moan before you begin to take his cock inside your mouth.

It’s good that it was really earlier in the morning. Why have breakfast when you can have Sanji?

-The corniest end line I’ve ever written.

[tomdarsh]

got so obsessed with bkdk I analyzed their potential sex life in math class

in a week I went from mild analysis to dissecting scenes and dialogue to writing entire essays to their fucking sex life. I have no shame

[ica-cheung]

Cyberpunk-ish idea.

Hux is a serial killer/collector/doctor/technician, who’s obsessed with collecting his victims’ eyeballs, also in love with developing new eye implants.

Kylo is Hux’s partner in crime doing most of the dirty work. He is currently the only person whose left eye were taken by the evil ginger while still alive, and then had a surgery by the same person to get a cybernetic eye.

He’s not yet used to it and having complicated feelings about the irrational decision he made a few moments ago - allowing Hux to do whatever he wanted.

[gently-decaying-flowers]

guys i really like onions

[superseal76]

Call me weird but there’s just something so therapeutic about washing your car. Watching the foaming bubbles slide down the car as you wipe the dirt/salt away. Listening to music play in your ears. I just love it.

[alaskan-wallflower]

sometimes i think i’m too weird to actually get big on here

[stemroses]

My son (Lucifer spn) is not showing maturity with his toys (humans and what nots he find any slight interest in). He keeps breaking them (torture to the point of death) instead of learning to take care of his toys.

[mystical-growth]

So are you saying you want some dms of people praising your posts and how gorgeous you are? 🤭

Obviously 🙄 if I haven’t made it painfully obvious yet, then maybe I need to spell it out clearly! Since joining Tumblr I have learned that I really love receiving praise 🥰 like it’s kinda intoxicating. Although~ can you blame me? Some of you can be absolutely flattering 🤭 so it’s kinda your fault ^^; honestly though, it keeps me coming back to continue posting ^^ even the tiniest things like a comment or like is enough 💕

Plus there’s really not much point to sharing if no one seems interested ^^; I would honestly probably quit if that was the case. Beside~ you’re thoughts about me are generally better than mine anyways 🙃 so please don’t stop, my heart couldn’t that that 🥺

[eh-fandomtrash]

Worst drink was something that did not have a flavor. It had a sensation and that sensation was burning. It was strong stuff.

But I like the taste of alcohol and don’t doctor it unless I’m trying to water it down a bit to negate the effects because I don’t like the sensation of being drunk.

tell me in the tags either the worse drink you've ever had or what you do to alcohol to make it palatable

[zytes]

this manatee looks like it’s in a skyrim loading screen

[zukkoke-knight]

Some of my weird animated crushes over the years. Some I had when I was a kid, and one is my current crush. Not a complete list.

James from Pokémon

Bump from CB Bears

Bonkers D. Bobcat from Bonkers

Zilly from Dastardly and Muttley in their Flying Machines

Johan from The Smurfs

Hong Kong Phooey from well, Hong Kong Phooey

Don Quixote from Zukkoke Knight (my current animated obsession lol)

[ebphonehome]

I don’t care what my gender identity and pronouns are. From here on out, I wish to be referred to as Eldest Spawn.

[saltair-and-webweaves]

Who will come into my kitchen and be hungry for me?

you say you don’t want a boyfriend, but you know that’s not true - Charlotte Green/the voice - Anaïs Nin/the unabridged journals of Sylvia Plath - Sylvia Plath/tolerate it - Taylor Swift/the unabridged journals of sylvia plath - Sylvia Plath/the unexpurgated diary of anaïs nin - Anaïs Nin/ @treebloods/@lovebeing-a-girl/@ sanwtch on instagram/ @onlyanothermundane/@tullispink/I am an observer, but not by choice - @fatimaamerbilal/the prophecy - Taylor Swift/criss cross - Lynne Rae Perkins/Vladimir Mayakovsky in a letter to Lili Brik/what I could never confess without some bravado - Emily Palermo/little weirds - Jenny Slate

requested here

[ijustneedtosave]

Franz Beckenbauer/Johan Cruyff fanarts(?) (not drawn by me)

I'm asking AI to draw these days. self-sufficiency itself.😓 Well, the results don’t look like real people (((at all))), but anyway……….

I do love “forbidden love” like crazy, but These results really don't look alike in the slightest bit😭

[alaskan-wallflower]

am i too weird?/gen