#i knewwww the right one would come to me in the right time.

[lwieserce]

Ok i'm obsessed with the dress.

[twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat]

ARI MY UTMOST BELOVED I NEED YOU TO KNOW THAT EVERY SINGLE FIC ON THAT WIP LIST MADE ME GENUINELY GO INSANE BUT I’LL REFRAIN FROM ASKING ABOUT ALL OF THEM (but know that if i could . I WOULD) BUT . let me ask abt a few of them if you don’t mind hehehehe 🙂‍↕️🤭 OKAY SO.

be still my foolish heart (don't ruin this on me)

- so you decided to give childhood friends to lovers uni au w a pining/jealousy trope (one of my all time favs btw) A HOZIER LYRIC AS THE TITLE??? ALMOST )SWEET MUSIC) WAHHHHHHH

consider the hairpin turn

- i like to think of myself as the biggest proponent and number one supporter of BFB!kenny……… like so much so that i literally think of it weekly…….. AND W THE SIKEN QUOTE TOO I’M GOING FERALLLLLLLLL

i slithered here from eden just to sit outside your door

- another hozier lyric (FROM EDEN YOU WILL ALWAYS BE FAMOUS) and the fact that its TACTICIAN!KENJAKU??? YOUR BRAIN IS SO BIG AND SEXY ARI…… him as a tactician is PERFECT i feel like he’s so maomao’s dad coded already (i love tacticians :3)

((also please know i’m also looking VERY lovingly at merguru, wolf!geto red riding hood au, and the naoya x reader fic… i love that siken quote so fucking much <3 ok ari i love you and your brain you’re consistently the most genius person on this site and i’m so sorry this got so long feel free to only answer what you want out of it hehe :3 I LOVE YOU I’M SENDING YOU LOTS OF LOVE 🙂‍↕️🩷)

- @gothsuguru <333 MWAH! tell the mice i said hello :3

KAIROOOOO MY ANGEL MY BABY!!!!! never ever apologize, i knewwww you were gonna ask about these and i’m SO excited to ramble :33c

THE CHILDHOOD FRIENDS SEQUEL IS ENTIRELY FOR ARIKAIRO NATION BTWWWWW those two are our beloveds …… BUT YES THE HOZIER LYRICS. not that i’ve heard thaaat many hozier songs but :’3 that one is my favorite!!!!! and i thought those lyrics fit childhood friend!sugu so well …. because in this fic it’s his turn to be a little unsure and scared >:3 lots of jealousy and pining and being afraid that you’ll start dating some uni guy and forget all about him….. scared of ruining your friendship by confessing…….. but his heart won’t stop beating when you’re around and he doesn’t know how to control it :< hehehe….. they’re both so smitten and devoted, i can’t wait for you to read this one 🥹🥹 here’s a sneak peek for my baby of all time !!!!!!!

AND THEN THE BFB!KENNY FIC . another arikairo special ….. hehe i am SO excited for this one truly!!!!! i’m super super nervous too because it’s probably the fic i care most about 🥹 so i want it to be the best….. but the outline is hard…….. and i’m scared….. BUT I REALLY AM SO EXCITED bfb!kenny is our boyfriend always and forever . teasing little shit. AND OFCCC THE SIKEN QUOTE ‼️‼️ the whole fic (and especially the brothers’ dynamic) is super inspired by you are jeff :33 one of them wants to take you apart, the other wants to stitch you back together… hehe…

but yes … !!! this fic is . soooo dense when it comes to lore and dynamics and backstory and narrative .. 😭 it’s worse than merguru and that one is already kicking my ass so . yeah . it’ll take a while for me to finish but knowing you’ll be there to read it makes everything feel more worth it 🫂 I LOVE YOUUU!!!!

ANDDDD THEN FINALLY :3c tactician!kenny….. kit is actually the person who came up with this concept so it’s her brain you should be praising, this is genuinely …. theeee most genius concept ever and it has me in a chokehold :’))) IT’S SO TASTY . he is theee slimiest most manipulative tactician Of All Time and i adore him for it …………. this fic fits into one of my fav dynamics ever, which is just. kind, benevolent ruler and their slimy right hand man 💀 bonus points if they are wholly devoted to each other which is basically the case here …. kenjaku might be detached and might be using reader but they’re also ferociously territorial over them . kit mentioned how kenjaku would behead people for calling his king weak and that’s just SO ?????? TASTY??????? in AWE of her brain always and forever .

ahh and the hozier lyrics !!!!!! i wasn’t actually sure what to title this fic so i was looking through lyrics of songs i enjoy ….. and the ones from from eden are all very monarch!reader/tactician!kenny coded :3c but i like the one with the slithering the most because kenny is truly soooo snake coded in this .

BUT YES !!!!! wahhhh i ended up rambling a lot but i hope this was coherent, thank you for asking about them my angel 🥺 you’re always so sweet and enthusiastic and ily . SOOOOO excited to dig my teeth into all your wips too :3333 mwah !!!!!

ask me about my wips !! <33

[yutadori]

gjdfjgld;jfkafjasklkfdajfk i . im a bit more normal (pointedly ignoring any anxiety) about the job offer but god that was so scary . i saw my classmate and my professor before i went to meet with the coordinator and he was like "i would tell you good luck, but she's really nice and excited to meet you" and i was like agh . okay . yeah i'll be fine i'll be so normal .

well . a bit before i was supposed to meet her she asked me to bring in an ESSAY and my resume um i was ready to blow up and die..... i'm so glad this wasn't my first class with this professor because i feel like being in his class really helped improve the structure and clarity in my essays... i can't even look at the essays i wrote before his class lol . anyway . i had my classmate lightly edit my essay before i went and gjdflkghdsfjgdsfg oh mein gott it was so embarrassing in the beginning because i was printing out my shiet and my paper was EIGHT pages so i went up to the front desk to ask for a stapler and the receptionist was talking to someone when i got there and when i was in the middle of taking the stapler from them, i asked them if they knew where i could meet the coordinator and the person the receptionist was talking to TURNED OUT TO BE WHO I WAS LOOKING FOR???? and i was just so thrown off that i just sort of stood there with my papers in my hands not knowing whether i should grab the stapler or introduce myself oughhhh

anyway . that happened and we went into a room and she asked me interview questions and i decided to be honest again (</3) because it felt like a space where that was actually warranted.... when she asked me to tell her about myself, one of the things i said was that i like reading and oh my god thank god thankkkkk god i'm actually reading a book for the first time in MONTHS because she ASKED WHAT I WAS READING.... it felt like a test but she probably wouldnt have beat me up if i said i wasn't reading anything at da moment..... but yeah . she was very honest and straightforward which i really appreciated <3 she was telling me about how it can be an exhausting job where there will be a lot of thinking (+ doing so on the spot) and it involves a lot of engagement. like she talked about how when people come in for help on their essays, you don't Tell them what to do or that they're wrong in doing xyz, it's a lot of asking the right questions to pull answers out of them or to help stimulate their thinking and helping them arrive to a conclusion on their own. and when she was talking about all of that i told her that it was actually pretty similar to how my professor teaches ('':

but yeagh.... it's scary.... it's really scary i'm really scared . she said it's a lot to handle and that it's a lot of work and aside from the tutoring aspect, there's a lot of reading which makes me anxious because of my piss ass attention span but this could honestly be a good thing because it could be a way to force me to work on that.....

augh... when my professor first brought this up to me on monday i was sooo scared and when he said that i could think about it, i immediately said yes even though practically everything in my body was telling me NO and to turn it down and run and try to find something else. i knew i couldn't give myself even a day to consider this because i knewwww i would freak myself out of it. and when i was talking with the coordinator for that whole hour, most of what she said scared me and was setting off sooooo much anxiety for me, i couldn't help but think "i can't do this i'm not cut out for this i'm not the person for this i should just leave NOW" and it's so annoying how those were such awfully persistent thoughts. she asked me if i thought i could handle it and i was honest again and i told her that i'm anxious about it because i've never ever ever envisioned myself as a tutor or teacher and i'm worried that i won't be able to help people properly x__x she was v nice and said that in telling her that she could tell that i want to help and do well and that's important.... u__u

i also asked her like . lol . when would i know if i get accepted or not after being put through training and she said that the only case would be if you're lazy and i was like hm . well . she pretty much explained that it's okay to make mistakes and that i can keep trying and learning but oagufdgdsgj i don't know . i might be the first person in recorded history at my school's reading and writing center to be kicked out because i fucked up too many times x__x LIKE . OUAGH . how many times can a tutor fuck up . you know . like there will probably be a certain point where i can't think fast enough or explain well enough or come up with a good enough outline and they're going to be like ohhhh wow you're really seriously so stupid why are you here . what did your professor see in you . you can die and leave now <3

[kithtaehyung]

OKAYYY SO first of all sorry because it’s exam szn so i couldn’t full on give my review for forfeit and some more for other chapters yet 😭😭 don’t feel bad i just genuinely like to apologize because who wouldn’t want to share their thoughts each scene right?? and it’s 20k words and other chapters just deserve some more recognition too !! so yea idk flutter just did something to me so i went out of my habitat to say something and yep it’s already making me so excited and really making me flutter LOL you really love us do you?? 🤧🥲

soooo anyways this scene made me really smile and went like awww bc it’s a bit rare to see reader reassuring him cause duh he’s always the reassuring king and it’s funny bc it’s such a them conversation like it’s just the “i’m alr tired of you, the fuck” (the “the fuck” never fails to make me laugh) and i could imagine the grin and it made me grin too aaaalaksjwuwvskjsahg

and yeah, to be honest after i read the “come shower with me” the first time i alr got some drabble thoughts abt it like i wonder what happens (them taking care of each other in the shower 😣) and think if you would ever make a drabble for it but at the time i was like okay i could just save it to my little requests ✨ for later bc i totally respect you for taking a rest 🤍

and yupp still do flutter drabble as how you would like it i alr appreciate you so much and i can’t thank you enough 💌

you go have a great day everyday bc deserve and love ya <3

GRACEEE thank you so much for saying all of this, love<33 i hope exams went well and that you got some much deserved rest afterwards. and the fact that you really do wanna comment and give some love on forfeit and other chapters :')) that makes me genuinely smile! hearing what y'all have to say about these parts always makes my day, and all the work and time worth it.

i really do love y'all. are you kidding?? please there's no way i will stop loving you all. this community means the world to me.

soooo anyways this scene made me really smile and went like awww bc it’s a bit rare to see reader reassuring him cause duh he’s always the reassuring king and it’s funny bc it’s such a them conversation like it’s just the “i’m alr tired of you, the fuck” (the “the fuck” never fails to make me laugh) and i could imagine the grin and it made me grin too aaaalaksjwuwvskjsahg

AHAHAH "the fuck" always gets me, too! just imagining yoongi's reaction to it has my chest fluttering and panging. especially bc he is the one that's usually doing the reassuring, so hearing words of affirmation himself? in a way that's an insult? of course he would love it lmfao.

and yeah, to be honest after i read the “come shower with me” the first time i alr got some drabble thoughts abt it like i wonder what happens (them taking care of each other in the shower 😣) and think if you would ever make a drabble for it but at the time i was like okay i could just save it to my little requests ✨ for later bc i totally respect you for taking a rest 🤍 and yupp still do flutter drabble as how you would like it i alr appreciate you so much and i can’t thank you enough 💌

i knewwww people were gonna ask about the shower scene! i had some like, thoughts on expanding it in a drabble but when someone actually brought it up, i thought "why not!" and so flutter was born from nothing<3 glad you enjoyed that one just as much, too! now forfeit/flutter are a lethal one-two punch (well, more like a hurt/comfort one-two punch lol)

thank you so much for reading, love! i'm so happy you liked that scene, too<3

[nightlist]

the collection woo baby letz go

'im gonna be around more' *narrator voice* he waz not, in fact, gonna be around more

OH THEY JUZT ZTRAIGHT UP IMMEDIATELY HIT HIM W A CAR ZHIT OKAY DHASKJDHK

NO GODDAMMIT WE ZHPULDNT ZEE HIZ FACE WHY COULDNT YOU LET HIM ZTAY MAZKED GOD THATZ EVEN ZTUPIDER THAN HIZ FUCKING BIG CLUB MAZZACRE COME ONNNNN

diverzity win!!! thiz zerial killer doez not dizcriminate

the intro to the firzt one waz better.

oh the dad iz alive. it waz funnier when he waz dead

unfortunately for had the whole opening zpoilered already, the brother guy iz my favorite character. at leazt arkin comez back

… okay i ztill dont like the club thing but the bigger effectz budget iz definitely working for me

zo much of the vibez in the firzt one waz from how contained the zetting waz putting the collector in a bigger building with thiz many people removez zo much atmozphere and perzonality. i can even get behind the zequel being in his lair but the open iz juzt. bad. itz bad.

okay the idea of him zending arkin a note and FLOWERZ?? iz funny enough that ill accept it

at leazt they kept the eye zhiny

oh thatz actually a really fucking cool way of arkin keeping track of where they went. i really love that

and elena uzing her goddamn bra clip to open the box?? HELL YEAH MORE OF THIZ PLEAZE

alzo, how long haz pazzed between moviez. the cutz dont look more than a week old but thatz bazed on my cutz and idk how deep arkin went which would affect the healing time. im gonna guezztimate lezz than 2 weekz at leazt

i dont like him having multiple people trunckz. the zingle red one iz diztinctive and helpz give more character to the collector, with him doing one hunt at a time and only one bait

at leazt hiz face haz been kept diztorted why did they need to make him more human ;-;

WAIT HE HAZ HAIR NOW?? GODDAMMIT THERE GOEZ THE TWO WEEKZ THING

im probably putting more thought into the cut continuity timeline than the creatorz did actually but i want a timeline here! not zure why tho. ok judging by the hair growth itz been at leazt like. 3-4 monthz. and thatz azzuming colliez hair growz very quickly

OHOHOHOOOHH YEZ W THE FLAZHY LIGHTZ GOOD ME LIKEY

ooo and arkinz uzin it againzt collie!! nice

i dont rlly like having the whole. collie bein horny implicationz w abby. there are timez when the killer bein horny workz and for collie it really doeznt.

on one hand, arkin zhould know better than to not expect everything to be a trap everywhere. on the other, thinking collie wouldnt trap hiz own door handlez iz pretty acceptable az to why hed touch zomethin w/out looking at it. and if arkin waz juzt zomehow able to perfectly avoid every trap collie zet it would feel like they removed even the zlightezt of ztakez from hiz character. zo im okay with it

arkinz hide rezponze iz triggered by the heavy footztepz cuz collie wearz the big bootz :3 nice

akdjjd i love the wierd taxidermy! that mizt have been fun for the sfx team

ok arkin i meed you to ztop putting ur fingerz in keyholez it cannot end well

you couldnt have at leazt kept it all in a saw ezque grimy gorey warehouze? cmon yall

I FUCKING GUEZZED RIGHT HE WAZ PLAYING A RECORDING I KNEWWWW ITTTTTT

ok it waz a tranzmizziom not prerecorded but ztill i waz Moztly Right

NOOOO DONT HAVE COLLIE UZE GUNZ COME ON I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT

‘id love to fuckin have a piece of you’

zo did they forget arkinz arm got zo broken we could very clearly zee the bone outline. what iz happening here

yez elena breaking the tankz iz all thematic and cool looking. but the chance of that zhit being flammable waz zo high.

arkin livez!! yay. i rlly hope rich old dude payz for hiz therapy too cuz hez gonna need zo much of it

now how the fuck would collie have gotten out of there. i liked the vaguely teleporty zhit in the firzt but that iz to much. thatz bullzhit. he doeznt even have any burn markz

final notez: the firzt one waz definitely better. i did not want the collector to get any zort of backztory (or gunz. what the hell even waz that) zo every bit of that waz annoying but alzo not the worzt it could have been.

[ladyartemesia]

Ok, the way my heart was RACING as I was reading this chapter tho. And I am HIGH KEY proud that jimin has thoroughly surprised everyone with his fighting abilities and tenacity. Like the fact that he’s been overlooked THIS WHOLE Time... underappreciated, undervalued, and brushed aside simply bc he doesn’t fit the typical mold??? I love a good underdog story and this is IT. I adore the way you decided to write the scenes going back and forth in time. It really gives us perspective on comments and subtleties that jimin has made in past chapters. Like the fact that he chose to fight in HUMAN form cus he knew he could beat namjoon due to his extensive taekwondo training… the way he’s been so NERVOUS, not about being slain, but being the one to end someone else’s life… and how he wouldn’t let his mother attend the fight cus he didn’t want her to watch him become a murderer. 🥴“For me. He fights for me.”🥴 LITERALLY GAVE ME THE CHILLS. Ok and my favorite part tho is the scene with jimin attempting to compel tae HAHAH I was ROLLLINGGGG😂😂 … Like even now I’m chuckling thinking about it. Ironic that tae attempts a “sit” command since they’re werewolves. I always appreciate the bits of humor that you sprinkle into each chapter to balance the drama and darker themes. And the fact that you ALWAYS leave off on the perfect (re: annoyingly heart stopping) cliffhangers??? Like… your mind??? 😳 I would love to look into it???? I mean… when namjoon was distracted by yunli aka ✨m a t e✨?????? I knewwww it was over for him. I love that the side characters always get a chance to shine to really make this universe seem so fleshed out and well rounded. TL;DR I don’t need to be on a tag list cus I set my notifs on babe!! I am weak for the alpha. Thank you for sharing, it was amazing as always. I can’t wait to see how things unfold post-challenge. I see the claiming is coming soon… I wonder who else be… coming😏😏😏😏😏😏. Pls accept all my love!! 😘😘

*rolls out the red carpet for a feedback queen*

Snhsushoekbdhsb It’s hard to properly put into words how much I adore your feedback. It’s... it’s so so much. Truly.

I wanted this to be a story of a man who is more than he appears to be. A leader who didn’t know who he was but was driven to find out. Everything that makes him different becomes his strength.

I wanted it to be a story where you KNEW him almost right away, but you were learning about as well.

Dude when I wrote “he fights for me” it gave me mad chills too!

Poor Tae 🤣 I am so glad you appreciate the humor. For me humor keeps the story afloat and if it’s done well, it never derails it. I want every word - every moment to matter.

A lot of times I read authors who have the main character doing all this random stuff that just... doesn’t contribute to the plot at all. And everyone is different - don’t get me wrong, but I want everything to matter. All of it. Every word. This is not to tear anyone down, because there is so many different types of talent out there. I am just sharing my thoughts.

AH YES! For me Namjoon is definitely an important character in his own right. He makes the story really pop and it’s important to put time into him so I’m so glad that matters to my readers. I’m really loving this Joon and you will get to see more of him in the coming chapters.

It still shocks me every time somebody says I’m on notifications - I’m like “ME?!” 🙈🙈🙈🥰

I am so so so thrilled by each and every one of your fabulous comments and compliments. Thank you so much. You have always been so supportive and it’s no secret that I adore you.

[subconfessions]

Day 17

Hellooooo everyone 😋 I know you usually expect a blog post from Emma, and last time you got a blog post from Daddy, but today is Princess Tattle Tales turn 😜 don’t worry Emma will be back soon, but this has been a fun week for me hehe

The beginning of the week was a bit rough. The weekend held a lot of car problems and I was stuck out of the house for most of it. Meh. But thankfully by Monday things were pretty sorted out, and I was able to start catching up on tasks. I finally got my blog posted about my orgasms four days prior 🙈 and Daddy made sure to have a talk with me before reading it. As soon as he said that I knewwww I was in trouble. Punishments galore 😖☹️ some really not so fun ones too. Daddy had me change my name on wire to Naughty Girl, I lost my rope and plug to wear at nights, all my stuffies got put back in the box, and my brand new stuffie had to spend his last night with me in the corner ☹️🥺🙇🏼‍♀️ and of course the talking daddy gave to me really helped that lesson sink in.

After that daddy asked about the other sub and if he took my side when I got punished. That made me laugh. Oh boy was that funny. Every time I get in trouble the other sub either says I deserved it or a worse punishment or he tries to come up with a way for me to brat against the punishment and get me in more trouble 😛

Daddy was shocked by that hah

The other sub is basically prince tattle tale

Always looking for something to get me in trouble 😛 and daddy took dirty pictures of me away from him and I think he’s finally starting to miss them 😂 trying to convince me that videos and FaceTimes are technically not dirty pictures.

But I finished my edges for the night and went to bed, after daddy teased me about my bush for a bit 😒🙇🏼‍♀️ talking about how fun showing off was gonna be now and how humiliating it would beeee 😳😩

The next day haha oooooohhh the next day was a lot of fun for me 😋😂

Daddy let me become the sheriff of the sub police hehehe and he had a plan to send me after the other dom for abuse of power 😂

I was absolutely giddy about this idea hehe it’s always fun getting to meddle around with them again ever since the group chat disbanded 😂 so of course I took up the rank of sheriff and got to work, although I was a bit nervous about how she was going to respond to me threatening to arrest her.

And hehehe oh it was fun getting into character 😂 I wasn’t totally expecting her to respond to me and just accept my newly appointed position. But I definitely had fun coming up with ways to talk around her excuses and so called witnesses she had.

But oof she had a better case than Daddy did 😛 and she started hinting at me being a corrupt American cop and I couldn’t let that fly so I had to play this game as by the law as I could 😂 which I don’t think is daddy’s style considering he told me to arrest my sub friend purely for being Australian.

Eventually I was debating back and forth with her and with my sub friend who was her newly appointed lawyer and man he was not playing nice with me 😛☹️🙇🏼‍♀️ he was making it so hard and since I didn’t have alllll the facts of the story it was veryyy hard to defend daddy the way I wanted tooooo ���🙇🏼‍♀️ but I still stalled and did my best to go toe to toe with this bloodthirsty shark 😛

Eventually daddy got back and started defending me in the group chat to the other sub 😂 which was when he lost his dirty picture privileges and when daddy told me I should arrest him. I was so amused by how big this had snowballed 😂 but eventually Daddy went and fought his own battle with his dom and recalled his report, and sadly my lawyer friend lost his job on the case, and we closed the investigation into the abuse allegation.

Tragic.

It would’ve been fun to witness that court case 😜😂

But aside from that I got to go and experience the wrath of my little friend that day. After going behind her back and stealing her orgasms I knew she was going to be sooooo mad at me hehehe but when daddy suggested the idea I honestly couldn’t resist the idea of having a denial buddy, no matter how mean it would be if I’d actually accomplished it 😅 I know Emma was definitely hoping that Tim wouldn’t say yesss but for some reason the Baby Yoda I offered sealed the deal 😁

But going over to her house was scarryyyyy

She didn’t know yet 😅 and I knew when she found out she was gonna be soooooo mad at me.

And yikes when she found out. I ran for the hills.

I didn’t have many places to go though sadly 😛

So I crawled under their kitchen table and hoped I could just hold on so she couldn’t get me out from under it

But I really forgot how strong she could be when she wanted to 😅

So she dragged my ass out from under there, me pulling chairs along with me, desperate to stay away from her, and she grabbed my pony tail and yanked it and sat on my stomach and licked my face like what the fuck 😒 I was lucky she didn’t like spit on me or something though.

But in all it was faiiirrrr I pretty much gifted her with a month and then some of denial 😛

So I left her house and left Baby Yoda with her, I was sad to see him go after only having him for a few dayssss

Daddy though was mean and decided that every edge she does I have to do two 🙇🏼‍♀️ no faiiiiirrrr, and on top of that I have to still do all of Daddy’s edges toooooo

That wasn’t the end of me messing with my friend though 😅 in the morning she had quite the message for him, which I of course passed along. And not long after did Daddy get her to say looootttssss of naughty words 🙈 uh ohhhh

You know what that means

Tattling

But.

I was feeling a little bad for all the trouble I’d been getting her into. So daddy suggested I try blackmailing her 😅😂

For a stuffie.

I was sold.

So I went right too it, and it was honestly so easy to get her to cave and trade me a stuffie for the rest of the denial. I knew she didn’t want those spanks she would get for alllll of those very very naughty four letter words. I was feeling pretty proud of myself hehe managing to get a stuffie out of her, especially since she has my Baby Yoda 😋

And Daddy was proud of me toooo hehe and that definitely made me feel fuzzy inside.

And it was certainly nice when my friend handed me the dragon unicorn I requested the other night ��

Till next timeee 😋😋😋

[lovelylogans]

Im very late to the "loving wyliwf" train this time around, but I gotta say, this chapter was //phenomenal// I think i started crying when patton started talking about dying and didnt stop until I finished the chapter?? All of Virgil this chapter was //amazing//, and I didnt know I needed more parental Virgil in my life until I read all the flashbacks of v and pat being such /dads/ together, along with him comforting Logan in the hospital (Part 1/2 bc this chapter was //that// beautiful)

(Part 2/2) Virgil and emily’s standoff overnight was so needed, too. v finally got to rip into her, but also the “im not that much of an asshole” part?? My //heart//. And the parents apologizing? Exactly what I was expecting but also perfect. And tbh kinda funny (youre right they are awful at apologizing) You ended this chapter on such a comforting place after all the hurt from chapters before. I legit look forward to these chapters so much, youre my favorite author, ilysm

aaaaAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH TIME FOR ME TO RAMBLE BACK AND YOU ARE NEVER LATE FOR THE LOVING WYLIWF TRAIN

okay i gotta admit??? that bit about patton thinking he was gonna die was a last-minute addition to the chapter, just because i was still wavering on mirroring the hospital stay (richard is in the hospital with angina in season one, so i chANGED THAT quite a bit!!) to quite that point, but i knew that part of the episode was, like. richard shows he has a heart! it’s super effective!!

parental!virgil is SO SO GOOD and i LOOOOOVE writing it to the point that i have some stuff saVED in my head for later, but also, like, all the flashbacks? it was absolutely an excuse for me to write 1. the evolution of the patton/virgil relationship, 2. parental!virgil and it was. so much fun for me to come up with the parts to write for the flashbacks.

and oh MAN, i gotta say, as soon as i knew i was gonna give richard’s hospital stay to patton, i knew that the Emily/Virgil Smackdown (yes it was that way in my notes) would be in the aftermath of that chaos of emotion, you know? and i knewwww that i wanted to make emily apologize, which never quite happens in early gilmore girls canon (which is the part i’ve seen.) 

and in that apology i was like, well, emily’s never fuckin apologized, and i knew i wanted their apology to not quite ring true, so. therefore, they’re fuckin baaaad at it, but patton (i love him) is so big-hearted that he just. accepts it for the gesture it is and lets them right back in! which

and thank you so much, i’m so glad that you liked it!!! ily2 bb!!

[offshore-writes-blog]

searching for a roommate: maybe also love (4/5)

soulmates!au  (part 4/5)

part 1/ part 2/ part 3/

genre: angstttt and yearning (so same thing?) pairing: Mark x OC inspired by prompt: (i’ll add the link of the list when i find it) 8. “You’re so fucking hot when you’re mad.” 100. ”You’re my soulmate?!”  even soulmates have a hard time admitting they want each other

when i come home from work, mark’s home unlike last night. i should’ve expected that though; he’d been drinking last night and he doesn’t work on weekends. when he hears me, mark’s looking at me with his cute eyes, head turning expectingly to me. there’s even a grin on his face. god, i wish he wasn’t so cute.

“hey, arista!”

“don’t hey arista me.” i feign annoyance as i make my way to my room. why am i even pretending to be mad? because it’s just easier than being freaked out about what i saw on mark this morning. it makes me a little mad at my life because when am i going to get an actual soulmate; not one who’s going to leave me when they meet the actual love of their life.

sensing my fake tone, he chuckles. “i’m really sorry about last night.” he tries, almost following me into my room. “i think i have something to make it up.” god, he’s even actively trying to sound cute; knowing that i’ll crack. BE STRONG ARISTA.

“it’s fine. i was just kidding.” forcing out a small smile, i start closing my door. “i’m really tired so i’m just gonna…sleep.” i look at him a little longer before really closing my door. it literally feels like i ripped my heart out my chest because i could see the playfulness on his face completely fade.

i don’t sleep. i text jackson instead. --text-- arista: about those blind dates.. jackSUN: is horny arista on the rise? arista: SHUT UP maybe yeah definitely set me up jackSUN: are you sure arista: did it ever stop you before GOD jackSUN: right right right right he disappears a while after that. i assume nothing of it. he’s a busy man so i put my phone away only to have it beep with jaebum’s texts. jb: why are you suddenly going on a blind date arista: does jackson ever shut up you two are so dating…………. i literally just texted him jb: we’re together right now seeing as we work together as musicians u know remember when you used to sit here annoying us at our music studio arista: whatever jb: is there anything you wanna tell me? arista: not with jackson there jb: we can meet arista: it’s not that deep Bro chill

i try to lie.

jb: who said it has to be

and out of all the times he’s believed my lies; he sees through me this time. i groan into my pillow. i wallow in my own reality for a while; trying to remember everything that’s happened with mark and i. which is really nothing but... it feels like something. me discovering him as my soulmate.... then i text jaebum. 

arista: after you and jackson are done recording text me don’t let that idiot know say u got a booty call or whatever u must say that a lot anyway jb: wtf first of all r u calling me a whore? second of all ok see u later arista: yeah we can fight it out defSOUL

when i step out my room at around 1:30am, all the lights are out. mark must be sleeping already. i don’t even hear the incessant clicking of his mouse which is normally present at this time when he’s playing whatever frat boy video game.

jaebum’s waiting at the front gate of the apartment complex. only gives me a nod when i reach him and starts leading the way to the convenience store near my place; which is where we’ve had many late night talks. normally with our third companion, jackson.

“how’s the new track coming along?” i try to make conversation as we walk in the literal dead of night. only the sound of our shoes scratching the pavement and shallow breathing in the chilly air, jaebum scoffs and laughs at me a little. it’s dark but i know there’s a fucking smug smirk on his face.

“stop trying to distract me.”

i push him. “is it a crime to be interested in your music?”

“i know you are. but we’re here to talk about something else.”

“right.” i mumble. “it’s about mark.”

“hmmmmmm.” he says in a higher pitch and nudges me with his elbow. “i knewwww it!” 

i scoff and try to look over at him but i only see half his face with the street lights so low and orange. “it’s not what you think. i think he and i are soulmates.”

“what?” he stops mid-step and turns to face me completely.

i begin to explain; how i saw the mark, how i feel about mark and how gut-wrenchingly sad i will be when mark, unsurprisingly, leaves me for his actual romantic soulmate. by the time i’m done talking, we’re finally at the store and jaebum’s been quiet mostly.

when he finally starts to talk, he stops. following his eyes, i look to see mark. jaebum and i are only two steps into the store while i notice that mark’s already gotten everything he needs; holding a large plastic bag. i can even tell what he’s bought, having eaten most of those snacks with him. the memories of such nights makes my heart warm; my entire body actually...but NO NO NO, i shouldn’t feel this way.

“hey mark.” jaebum’s the first to speak with an easy smile. “what’s up?”

“jb, what’re you doing out so late?” mark also says but his smile falters for a second but he manages to smile again.

“mark, i thought you were asleep.” why the fuck did i add that?

“and i thought you were asleep.” mark says immediately without glancing at me but pretending to look into his bag.

“yeah, well. she was.” jaebum lies for me. “but…i…had something to…talk to her about…” he speaks slowly; eyes looking up, probably trying think of another lie to back it up.

“oh.” is all mark says and clears his throat.

“yeah, and since he’s so busy. 2am is really the only good time.” i smile and pretend to elbow jaebum; feigning annoyance.

mark forces a smile. “yeah, well. i was gaming and got hungry. turns out, we were all out of snacks.” he shrugs and looks at me during the last part. “so, here i am.”

“god, stop gaming so much.” jaebum teases with a chuckle. “you’re only stroking your ego at this point. you make video games for a living.” this makes mark actually laugh; shaking his head. this puts my heart at ease just a little.

silence again. the three of us stand there for a few moments too long. mark finally clears his throat and says, “well, i’ll leave you guys to it.” before walking past us.

“see you next week, man.” jaebum remarks, about the beach trip we’d all be taking over the long weekend but we don’t hear mark reply.

// when jaebum drops me off, it’s about 3:24am. we’d eaten instant noodles and drunk his favourite strawberry milk whilst being serious adults and discussed my impending future as an old maid.

“i think you’re overthinking this, arista.” he’d shrugged shoulders so easily, wiping the corners of his lips after breathing in the ramyeon we were meant to ‘share’. “you won’t even give mark a chance? ray was gay but mark’s pretty straight from what i’ve seen.” he laughs.

“yeah, you are too. but you never saw me that way.”

“we aren’t soulmates.”

“fuck.” i mutter, he’d cornered me there. groaning into my hands, i feel even more tensed than before. “that’s what makes it worse. soulmates just have this bond, jae. like, imagine being so attached and then watch him being taken away.”

“do you like mark?”

“i don’t know!” but i do know. i don’t like mark. never, no.

// as quietly as i can, i close the door behind me only to catch mark in the kitchen from the corner of my eyes. “hey.” i mumble and stop in the hallway.

“hey.” he answers, closing the fridge door. “do you want something to eat?” it sounds like something my mom would say to me right after school which makes me smile. “what’s so funny?” his smile mimics mine.

“nothing.” my smile widens. “why are you still up?”

he shrugs.

“you’re not jealous about me meeting jaebum, are you?” i tease, remembering his admission from before. but i regret it immediately when i see how his face shrinks at the mention. “i ate just now. i’m good.” as an attempt to save the conversation, i quickly add.

we just stand there for a few moments. like when i’d seen at the convenience store a few hours ago. i can’t fucking read his face. but i know he’s not happy. but i’m not sure if he’s mad.

“right.” he says and presses his lips into a tight smile. “well, i’m gonna sleep now.” walking past me, he stops. “i’m not, by the way. really. me being jealous, was a one off.” mark explains before he disappears into his room and i cringe. god, i’m such an idiot. yeah...he’s mad...i think?

/// “how does this look?” i walk out my room the third time. with my fellow date-night judges, all sitting on the couch; grace, jackson, bambam and mark. jackson’s finally hooked me up for another blind date.

the moment i walk out grace and bambam are howling. “this!this!this!” they’re both yelling but unsynchronized which makes me laugh. “this outfit makes all the other outfits look like its bitch.” grace comments as i turn around for them.

“jackson, c’mon. you know the guy, so tell me.” i stand before him, hands on my hips waiting for

jackson mumbles something but i can’t hear. normally, he’d be excited that i actually cared about the blind dates he’d set me up on. “yeah, this one’s the best.” he finally says, looking up at me.

“forreal?”

“why are you asking him?” bambam whines. “I STYLE PEOPLE FOR A LIVING.” he groans. “honestly, arista! this is perfect. just the right amount of skin. by that i mean, legs for days. and those heels? god, that guy’s gonna drop dead.”

“we won’t wait up.” grace adds with a wink which makes me burst into another fit of laughter. “okay, babe but really, you look amazing.”

“i don’t know. i liked the first one.” mark croaks, clearing his throat. his comment earns him a round of disapproving groans.

“that?” i frown. “that was a joke. i was in sweats.” originally, i’d wanted to annoy jackson which it did. “that’s not even remotely funny.” rolling my eyes, i head back into my room to get a better look into my mirror. okay, so, bam and grace are right. i look good. and i feel good? i’m excited for the date. it’s one of grace’s little black dresses’ which she’s graciously lent me. it hugs me perfectly and whatever tits i do have aren’t spilling out. so it’s a modest dress mostly.

i wave everyone a goodbye as i grab my coat, leaving for the date. still giddy. but as i wait for the elevator at the lobby, my heard turns instinctively and i see mark. “what’s wrong?” are the first words out my mouth when i read his face.

“um, just, good luck.” approaching me instead of keeping a distance, he smiles at me. “will you be back?” the way he asks it so innocently but it almost makes me believe he means something else.

i nod, laughing. “of course, i’ll be back.” my hands are reaching to his but we’re interrupted when the elevator arrives. “hopefully, tomorrow morning.” sticking my tongue out, i close the elevator door.

and yeah, i don’t go home. jackson’s practically set me up with the perfect guy. like perfect. perfect. but why? in the back of my mind, i keep reminding myself that he’s not my soulmate. now we’re completely naked right now, with his hands in my hair and mouth on breasts but all my dumbass could think about his mark somewhere; indicating whether or not he’s my soulmate.

he isn’t.

but henry’s just so nice. and sweet. and really..really..talented…in bed. so i stay the night and he wants me to.

[tellywoodtrash]

ishqbaaz 27.09.17 lb

again with the overdramatic new entry. 

rudra be like the fuck who is this dapper motherfucker who has more tadi than me and my brothers 

usne toh himmat kar li bina permission entry marne ki, lekin tumhare nalaayak security kya kar rahi thi when he just drove his damn bike into your goddamn house? 

abhay. fitting name. 

abhay’s cyoooot. has a decent voice/dialogue delivery too. 

“abbe tu abhay ho, bobby ho ya... teesra kaun hai?” “sunny.” 

snorttttt. 

major kiska pota? kisi ka bhi pota ho tu, dadaji ne tujhe sikhaaya nahi ki kisi ke ghar ke andar bike nahi ghusaate? 

damn his smile is cuuuuuute. oBros who? 

lol i’m so fickle. also i was craving a new pretty face to drool over. aaaaaand i found it! 

lmao the three oBros’ faces at dadi being all happy. apparently she’s not allowed to love any other new boys. 

pft such awaiii ka ghusaaya hua character he is. but again, he cute, so i don’t mind. 

please god can abhay remain a good boy, and not make me hate him? all i have right now to cling on to is the specter of samar jeet malhotra as my one unproblematic fave male character. 

LMAO RUDRA’S STINKEYE I AM LOVING IT. FUCK YOUUUUU RUDRA. *liptofies against abhay and kisses him* 

why the oBros so fucking grumpy? lighten up, idiots. or do you only like to adopt random young women into the family as honorary siblings? 

hooooooooooo boy, SSO is giving him up and down tadi waale looks. 

come on shivaay. accept him as new baby bro. look at how cute he is. 

i knewwww he’d be bringing mehendi! 

how’d he fit the box in his jacket tho? like...????? also, mehendi right up against a white shirt???? you truly are ABHAY (fearless), my friend!

anika is INSTANTLY charmed. i say she adopts him as new baby bro. shivaay has gauri already. 

100% organic mehendi. abhay’s done his research on gift recipient. i’m impressed. 

give the mehendi to anika tho, not the groom? 

LMAO OMRU ARE NOT HAPPY AT THIS NEW DEVAR ANIKA JUST ACQUIRED THANKS TO DADI, THEY’RE LIKE “NO! OUR BHAABI! OURS!”

anika just scored herself a new dost! yay! she could use more of those! 

wow, pinky bringing anika. interesting. 

poor anika’s hopeful eyes and smile though. the girl just wants to win saasuma over so badly. sigh. 

LMAO EVEN TEJ IS SICK OF THIS NONSENSE AND IS LIKE NOW WHAT, JUST LET THIS DAMN WEDDING HAPPEN ALREADY BEFORE SVETLANA KILLS US ALL 

pffffffft. vow time. 

om’s eyeroll of relief tho. 

ugh billllu whyyyyyy does this have to be in publiccccccc? couldn’t you do this in private like the ring thing???? 

LMAO ANIKA CHASTISING SAHIL FOR NOT HELPING WITH THE VOWS AND HIS SMILE 

the face of someone who’s totally ready. 

pehle aap pehle aap mein bloody muhurat beeta jaa raha hai. 

omki to the rescue as always. 

“WOW. woh W waala wow.”

aw man, his first vow is all in her language. 

shit that’s really sweet and heartfelt and i shoulda worked on this shit. hahaha fuck meeeeeeeeee. 

(note from tt @ anika: don’t worry babe. you got this. you’re gonna nail it!)

aw. family waala vow from her. 

even pinky looks gratified!

LMAO THE PANEER BUTTER MASALA 

“lathpath... agneepath!” 

said exactly in the tone of bachchan! 

LMAO all the family seems to be waaaaaay more into anika’s on the go vows than billu’s written months in advance. 

ok yes, i like these jokey vows vibe better now. 

KILL ME DEAD OMKARA WHY ARE YOU SO STINKING CUTE I LOVE YOU SO MUCH COME HERE MY STUPID HANDSOME BOY LET ME SQUISH YOU TO DEATH ��💖💖💖💖💖💖

billu, are you sure this is YOUR family? they’re allllll #teamAnika. 

you’ve already recorded her kicking you and she still didn’t believe you. so good luck with that billu. 

“jab bhi tum calculations mein phasogi toh main tumhe sahi zeroes lagaana sikhaaonga aur tumhe karke dikhaaonga!” 

ugh so stinking cute. also, need me a freak like this, who’ll handle all the math in my life. #mathAtheist

“jab bhi aap apne pahaadi kauwe jaisi besuri awaaz mein gaana gaayenge toh main nahi hasoongi.”

the singing and laughing was soooo nakuul breaking character. 

yup, at this point, this is just nakuul and not shivaay anymore. 

pinky can’t handle what a lovestruck idiot her son is being. she honestly didn’t raise him to be such a loser, wtf is he even doing lord. 

OK THIS HAS GONE ON FOR LONG ENOUGH IS THIS GOING TO BE JUST 40 MINUTES OF WOW VOWS COZ AS CUTE AS THIS IS IM BORED AND WANT SOME PLOT TO HAPPEN

pfffffffffffft, this kabhi nahi ladenge vow is the most unrealistic one in the history of the world for ANY COUPLE. 

even anika realises. 

okay this point this isn’t shivaay, it’s just nakuul. 

THIS GIRL HAS ZERO INHIBITIONS ANYMORE. AND HE GONNA CRYYYYYYYYYYYY. this is alllll i ever wanted from this damn couple *weeps*

i am living for tej’s happy face. 

“dhat pagli rulayegi kya?”

omg see! my theory about shivaay being secret bollywood fan is fully validated. he just pretends to be only into foreign cinema to be cool. he’s fulllllly into pre-2000s bollywood.   

“tum na, are the most beautiful, kind, wonderfully weird girl i know. tumhare saath bitaaya hua har lamha is an adventure...” 

sweet and all, but this vow is stolen word for word from friends no? mike’s vows to phoebe?? except the appu ghar bit of course. 

wait what was that bit about her body??? and his response “sab yahan hai, main bol nahi sakta...” get a room you assholes!

STOLEN VOWS OR NOT I AM CRYING. FUCKKKKKKK MEEEEEEEEEEE, MY KIDSSSSSSSSS. HOW LONG IT’S TAKEN THEM TO GET HERE WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH 😭😭😭😭

ummmmmmmmmm, wow. ok. that was highly unrealistic how abhay CAUGHT the sign. 

also, ugh, is there any symbolism to how he separated shivika to save them? coz.... i honestly cannot handle it if these two get fucked with AGAIN. please just let them live in peace. they’ve given their trial by fire already. 

ok what ridiculous extraaaaaaaa herobaazi. idgi, why is new guy given so much importance, when even omRu haven’t been given such heroic scenes?? 

finally. some non acid laced mehendi in this house. 

sahil’s cuteass expressions on the side. ouff, such cute, i just want to eat him up. 

aaankh maaare, ho ladka aaankh maare. 😉😉😉

fuck you rudra. just leave my girl bhavya aloneeeeeee. 

lol why the fuck would officer dad pick up your call? he fucking hates you. 

billu can’t stop with the sexy eyes at wife. 

oh great, abhay wants naach gaana. matlab, yeh begaani shaadi mein kuch zyaada deewana nahi ban raha????

PLEASE NO NAACH GAANA FUCKING PLEASE 

UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

thank god omRu have managed to get into the groove of things though. coz abhay was seriously looking more pumped for this wedding than them. 

oh my heart, shivaay dancing with jhanviiiii and sahillll. 

lol abhay trying to sneak into the omRu dance collective 

of course, yahan yeh dono toh apne mein hi mast hai 

abhay has succeeded in winning over omRu!!! 😎😎😎

sexy hawa chaling and shivika are gravitating towards each other. methinks you two should sneak off and make out now.

.... aaaaaaaaand. nope. 

the most translucent duppatta in the world is being used as argument that these two not see each other till the wedding. cool. cool cool cool. 

abhay’s trying to play lawyer for shivaay but dadi be like son, you’re new here. shuuuuuuuush.

OMFG NO PHONES ALSO WTH DAAAAAAADI 😩😩😩😩

whut? these three drink together? i’ve never seen them sharing anything other than chai and milkshakes. 

om is already plastered. rudra is also almost there. shivaay is just like the fuck???? 😟😟😟

LMAO SHOW ITSELF POKING FUN AT SHIVAAY’S MULTIPLE SHAADI ATTEMPTS 

“RIGHT NUMBER LAGNE KE BAAD BHI, THE SSO WRONG NUMBER TRY KARTA RAHA, HELLLLOOOOOOOOO?”

omg this adorable idiot. 

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWW 

drunk/high om is my favt. om. no for real. i loveeeeeeee him when he’s plastered outta his mind. 

wow, what was that one line om had about destiny and ppl not meant for each other meeting. does that mean he’s still thinking gauri and him aren’t right for each other???? 😧😧😧

lmaoooo rudra, on being explained what an ageist is “yaar maine toh kabhi aisa nahi kiya, main dadi se itna pyaar karta hoon.” 

oh boy, foreshadowing with all this “obros, we’ll never change” dialogue. fear and dread are gripping my heart. 

aaaaaaaand abhay’s maarofied entry into that scene. this is definitely foreshadowing. 

“bhaiii ki tarah” based on what exactly? 

and lol omru’s faces at that. 

i def get the vibe that abhay’s putting nazar on oBro bond. oh abhay. why? just be the fourth damn musketeer.

like, fuck calling each other, i would kill someone who took my phone. excuse me, i need my hourly updates about all the cats i’m following on instagram???? and i need to keep up with all the hot new memes that are spawned on an hourly basis on this hellsite????? gimme my phone  bitch!!!!

shivaay is just rambling at this point... talking about everything from anika to his sleep issues and how it’s aging him. 🙄🙄🙄🙄

ok won’t deny this idea is cute af and i would fully fall for that. you guys know the way to my heart is through music.

ok shivaay that’s not a wireless speaker. put it down. 

how are these two playing these songs like this on CASSETTES or whatever on demand???? so unrealistic. ipod toh use kiya hota. 

yeah, don’t ever try to tell me shivaay doesn’t know bollywood again. this fool filmyyyyyyyyyyyyyy as fuck. also, he’s playing aaaaalllll the right songs. he knows what songs for what situations! 

OMFG WHAT A DRAMA QUEEN.

oooooh forbidden chathh meeting???? 

daaaaaaaaaang om. calm down. 

ALSO, ART SUPPLIES ARE EXPENSIVE. 

oh wow, jhanvi remembered she has a son. who was willing to give up his whole damn life for her. 

... wait, so gauri isn’t in the house??

but yesterday they kept saying that she’s in the house? like he said gauri would arrange the sangeet, and anika was like i have to go see gauri about the clothes... kuch toh continuity rakho peeps. 

ooooooh yeaaaaah angst. gimme it! gimme all of it! 

“jab insaan ko pata hai ki uski sawaalon ka jawaab nahi milega toh woh sawaal nahi kiya karta. bas chup chaap jawaab ka intezaar karta hai.”

um. the irony. you realise that’s what gauri’s been doing for MONTHS now??? MONTHS. one day and you’re dying like this, you weakass loser. 

wait was he talking about gauri or himself? or both??? like... i need more exposition. 🤔🤔🤔🤔

he’s crying though and i can’t handle and i just want to love away his pain, ugh ommmmm. my stupid trash son. 

OMFG THE HORRIFIC CGI ARE YOU KIDDING ME WHAT THE EVERLOVING FUCK I CAN MAKE A BETTER BG FOR THEM IN LIKE... MS PAINT OR SOME SHIT, WHAT THE FUCK 

and how the fuckkkkk is this their chath??? this is a damn hilltop. come on. 

lol why the ghoongat, anika? so damn extra. 

THIS SCENE IS BEING RUIIIIIIIIIIIIINED BY THE CGI I JUST CANT GET OVER IT OH GOD ITS SO HORRIBLE I CAN’T CONCENTRATE ON THE SEXY COZ OF IT. 

OK FOCUS TT. FOCUSSSSSSSSS. 

ismein dhoondne ki kya baat hai, it’s right fucking there in like... neon letters. bloody nonsense. like you didn’t try at allllllllllll, mehendi waali! 

haaaaaaaaaye. 

lol she just straight up told him that she likes dom!Shivaay better. he’s like whatever you sayyyyy, m’lady. call me “daddy”. 

oh come on tej, use all your power to find gauriiiii. 

lovinggggg om burning in angst. lovingggg it.  

whoooops. english sir ko badi utaavli chadhi thi. 

but at least om has a location to go find her now!!!! 

oh boy, don’t tell me om’s suspecting her again. i’ll kill you, boy. i will. 

oooooooh whut. tej is here to having bonding talk. 

of course, this is the last thing om needs right now. 

like tej’s “redemption” is hella stupid, but ok, i’m tired of hating him, so whatever. 

“badi der kardi huzoor, aate aate.” 

*hugs my poor angsty poet son* 

“ab badalne ka koi fayda nahi hai, kyunki maine apne baap ke bina jeena seekh liya hai.”

siiiiiiiiiiigh. these 4 lions men and their daddy issues. 

“main aaj tak apne pareshaaniyo se ladte aaya hoon. aur aaj bhi ladunga, akele.” 

“ek bhi shikaayat nahi hai mujhe aap se. shikaayaat toh unse hoti hai, jinse umeed ho.” 

my heart is breaking for my boy here. 

it’s also going dhak dhak for how. damn. handsome. he. is. CANNOT ABLE TO HANDLE ONLY 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

yaaaaaaaaaaaas call him out on all the BS, om! PULL THOSE DAMN RECEIPTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

look at his poor broken face. i am destroyed. despite everything he says, he’s just a little boyyyyyyyyyy, wanting a dad. 😥😥😥😥

that’s the best advice tej can give him: don’t be like me. respect your marriage. cherish your wife. 

OH BOY WHAT IS THIS RAGEY “MAIN AB USSSE SAMAJHNE MEIN KOI GALTI NAHI KAROONGA” WHAT DOES THIS MEAN OM YOU BETTER NOT BE SUSPECTING HER ANYMORE SO HELP ME GOD DON’T MAKE ME COME IN THERE AND SET JANGO ON YOUR ASS AGAIN

omfg pleaseeeeeeeeeeee do not telll shivaaay anything. please let him have this one fucking wedding. 

oh thank god. 

why’s billu wearing holi waale clothes again? 

ohhhhhh boy, who dat? is it svetlana??? anika? whooooooo????

[titaniclover93]

To whom it may concern, I wanted to pass this information onto you. Please feel free to discern this information as you feel. This has been on my mind for quite some time. There has been some red flags about Bear, actress Kate Winslet’s three-year-old son. The first time I saw a photo of him, there was a mysterious and uncanny resemblance to her best friend and two-time costar, Leonardo DiCaprio. I know you’re going to think I am some crazy fan who’s just seeing things. Let me just explain some items and facts I’ve observed since Kate married her husband Ned Rocknroll. Yeah, I can’t believe that’s his name either. When I found out Kate married Ned, and that Leo walked her down the aisle and gave her away, I didn’t know whether to be happy or sad, since the whole world has wanted Leo and Kate together since they first starred in that epic blockbuster romance “Titanic” twenty years ago. A couple years after Kate married Ned, I read an article about Kate, and one of the questions the journalist asked her was simply whether Leo really did walk Kate down the aisle. Her response was: “I’m not telling. I’m not saying anything,” before giving a cheeky smile. So… what really happened that day when Kate supposedly married Ned…? Oh, and that is just the first item off the list. I soon after found out a few more details about her wedding to Ned, and one of those things was that Leo wrote Kate a poem and read it to her at her wedding. Umm… That sounds like some damn wedding vows to me! I’m not done. In January or February 2013, right after the wedding, Leo put together a party/reception for whoever could not attend the wedding. Why does it seem Leo is so involved in Kate’s life and marriage this time around? Quite bizarre if you ask me. In a lot of ways Ned seems more like a cover-up than her husband to help hide Leo and Kate’s secret relationship/marriage. Another thing, Leo hasn’t had a girlfriend for longer than a year ever since Kate was in that fire at Necker Island back in 2011. Coincidence? I think not! All those models he “dates” are more like buddies to him than anything else. They mean nothing to Leo. Alright, now let’s jump to Bear. When Kate announced she was pregnant with her third child with husband Ned, I was over the moon for her. One thing I noticed during her pregnancy though was that there were minimal, close to no photos of her with Ned. When there was a photo, he was always in front pulling her along, almost as if he was some assistant. Neither did she ever have photos taken of herself and Ned on the red carpet, at any events. Even today, she refuses to. I’m just sitting here thinking “he is your husband! Shouldn’t you be posing for photos with him? Like a normal married couple would?” As soon as Bear was born, I couldn’t wait till we saw a photo. No public photos at all. One day while going through Twitter, I came across this photo of Ned’s cousin holding a baby. “Is that Bear?” I asked myself. Sure enough it was. Not too long after, another photo surfaced. Again, it was a photo posted by a member of Ned’s family. The more I saw these photos, the more I noticed an interesting yet bizarre similarity to Leonardo DiCaprio, especially when I compared them to Leo’s baby photos. They even share some of the same facial expressions as you can see in the photos, and in one of the baby photos of Bear and Leo, they have the same exact crooked smile on the left side. Baby Bear possesses zero resemblance to his supposed father Ned. That’s quite apparent, even in the most recent photo of Bear, when he was seen at the airport in Vancouver, when Kate arrived there to film “The Mountain Between Us” last November. I have heard most babies look like their father the first year of their life as a way to bond with their newborns. Ned’s facial structure is narrow and longer, whereas Bear’s face is very round just like Leo’s. The older Bear gets, I see Leo’s features more and more in his face. Please note that Kate would not let her teenage daughter have Instagram, which is something almost every teen in the world has. I think it’s pretty telling when a parent will not let them use such a popular app, and specifically make the point about not wanting their daughter to share photos of her baby brother Bear. Why such the effort to hide him? Another glaring piece of evidence I would like to point out is the fact that Bear is the only one of Kate’s three kids who does not share their father’s last name. Mia and Joe both have their fathers’ last names, whereas Bear does not. Why would Ned purposely change his legal last name to something as ridiculous as ‘Rocknroll’, while full well knowing it would pass onto any kids he has. I personally think Bear’s legal name is Bear Blaze Winslet DiCaprio. One theory I had was that Kate and Ned could not have a child together, so Leo agreed to be their sperm donor. That would explain Bear’s looks. Or it could have been something as simple as she had an affair with Leo, and they conceived a child. Recently, when Kate is giving interviews and Leo’s name is brought up, she acts very nervous. Meaning gets fidgety, cannot keep eye contact with the interviewer, nervous laughter. Another piece of information I’d like to mention, is the “Bear” Nameplate necklace Leo gifted Kate with shortly after Bear was born, which sounds like a push present. Honestly, it doesn’t make sense to me that Leo would randomly get Kate a necklace with her and Ned’s son’s name on it. He could have purchased her a blanket or a new toy for Baby Bear. He got her a necklace with his name on it. That is an extremely personal gift to give someone. Think about that one. Now let me just go back to last year’s award season. You know when Leo won his long overdue Oscar? Yeah, that time. That was the first time they were seen in public together since Bear was born, and boy if I didn’t know any better, I’d think they were a couple. The way they acted on the red carpet together, super touchy feely, could not take their eyes off one another. Then of course Kate’s reaction to Leo winning his Oscar was beyond priceless. Oh, then during the BAFTA award show, in one of Kate’s red carpet interviews, she was saying her own love story was her favorite love story. The interviewer responded by saying “the only one you need”. Kate decided to top it off by saying “ohhh…. If only you knew, if only you knewwww…” OK, now that pretty much solidified it for me, that there is something big going on in Kate’s personal life we don’t know…” One last thing I would like to stress, is when Kate joined Leo in St. Tropez for his fourth annual Foundation Gala, there were no words for the way they acted onstage. Genuinely holding hands, smiling, laughing like a real couple, almost as if it was second nature to them. Of course, two weeks later, those photos of them were released spending time together at his villa. Kate made no effort to hide the fact she was in a bikini with only a sheer tunic top over it, and Leo shirtless in swim trunks. Ned was nowhere to be seen anywhere on that trip. I highly doubt they would have their arms wrapped around each other, if that were the case. Then an onlooker explaining how they were seen on a couch lying together by the pool, exchanging intimate, tender gestures.  Oh my gosh! I almost forgot to mention the ring Leo gifted Kate with right after filming “Revolutionary Road” in 2007. The supposed “friendship” ring. OK, I’m sorry, no man buys a female friend a gift as intimate as a ring and calls it a friendship ring, especially at their age! I believe that ring was some sort of promise ring, in which he was going to marry her one day. Since it has that very secret inscription engraved in it, which Kate refuses to say anything about. Leo has not had a girlfriend for more than a year, since filming “Revolutionary Road” with Kate. That is when I believe he truly realized his feelings for Kate. Hence why he gave her that ring. In conclusion, I believe this information should be discerned, investigated, and discussed at your leisure, which going back to my main point, is why Bear so “coincidentally” resembles Leo and Leo’s mother for that matter. They share the same hair color and hair type/curliness; but also how Kate is trying her very hardest to not let photos of him be released to the public. In one photo, Kate had a photo shoot, and you can see she was holding Bear, but did not want him in the picture. I am not trying to start gossip. I am just a very observant person, especially when it comes to something of this size and scale. Just don’t even go to Kate and Leo’s reps first. Put it out there, and then let Kate and Leo try to deny the freaking thing. They won’t be able to. There are too many red flags. It all just makes sense. Take a look and observe the photos that are attached with this letter.  I would very much appreciate a reply back that you have received and read this letter.  Feel free to contact me at any time. I look forward to hearing from you and appreciate your time and consideration.

[scummy-writes]

RFA + V + Saeran + Rika ( I feel like she's left out too much ) find out that mc is a professional rapper and react?? Thank you

( ◞･౪･) Ooh, this is making me laugh a bit, haha. I hope I do this prompt well, I don’t listen to much rap often. Hopefully it isn’t too short!

(Also, I think they don’t write for her much because most of the fandom hates her. They’re kinda mean about it too. I don’t enjoy her, but she is a neat character! I haven’t written for her before so I’m sorry if it’s weird!)

Yoosung

-What.

-He laughed at first, thinking your were joking. “Come on, don’t start acting like Seven!”

-But you laughed along, “Really, really! I can! Watch!”

-You pulled up a video of one of your songs, where you were actually in the music video for it, and watched his jaw drop.

-”Oh my god…How can you speak that fast?? Can you rap in front of me??”

-Cute dork hasn’t listened to much rap (he probably feels ‘Cool’ when he does), but from that day on he listened to yours, and sometimes even tried to rap as fast as you (failing, horribly)

Zen

-He didn’t know why, but you seemed familiar to him. At least your voice did a bit.

-He didn’t question it, because he loved how you sounded, and figured he was just being weird about it.

-You seemed to really understand how he needed to be a bit careful in public- Waaay more understanding than he thought

-It wasn’t until you came along one day to watch him practice did a co-star freak out, and then he put two and two together

-Immediately wants to watch every single video, listen to every single song

-”How do you move like that? Can you teach me? Whoa!”

-Offers to star in a few videos, and even try to sing with you (dork)

Jaehee

-What?

-She wasn’t sure how you managed to help pay the coffee-house bills, especially since you couldn’t work there much. In fact, she never really asked what kind of job you did have.

-Something that had a high paycheck, thats for sure.

-One day she came home a bit early- Too tired from sorting out a few issues at the cafe- and she found you…singing?

-Oh god, no, you were rapping.

-She saw you and looked so confused, and when you noticed you just busted out laughing and explained you were practicing.

-”For…What?”

-So you showed her some of your previous videos and explained you were making sure you got all the words right for your new song

-Jaehee was just...Shocked. Oh my lord. You sang about this stuff?That did explain a few things.

-”I don’t understand it all too well, but I’ll attend every performance.”

- “Concert, Jaehee.”

Seven

-He knewwww he knew he knew, and he was so excited. After you two finally had time alone together, not with the whole RFA mess happening, he planned his attack

-Cheesy ‘rap gear’ with a full on fake performance of one of your songs.

-The look he got was Worth It. Every bit.

-After the laughter died down, he did tell you he thought you were great at what you did. Once he found out who you were, and that you were willing to put up with the RFA, he listened to all your songs

-Even demos (How did he get these?)

-He’d want to learn how to rap better, just so he could do it with you and tease you

Jumin

-No. No no no.

-He disliked this type of ‘music’ so so much.

-It made no sense? It was too fast and mostly undignified, and he did not want any association with it

-Why not better your talents with something else more worth while?

-After his first initial shock, he’d try to enjoy at least your music, but would just..Fake it. (You could tell). He’d go backstage at your shows but thats it.

-Would beg you not to talk about him in any songs

V

-”You’re good at wrapping? Like gifts?”

-Babe....No...

-”Wow, really?” He’s met many people who expressed themselves in different ways, so he tries his best to be supportive. I mean, you support his photography.

-He doesn’t understand all the songs, but he’s willing to let you explain it and let him relisten to the songs

-It isn’t really his thing, but he wants to support you

-Offers to help you come up with covers, or use his work as a cover as well

Saeran

-We all know this guy listens to punk and rock and punkrock

-Probably never gave rap a chance because he thought it was stupid

-But as soon as he finds out about it....He slowly puts your songs on his MP3.

-Spends a while trying to figure out what some of them even mean

-Approaches you on day trying to be casual going “So the song ____ is about ___, right?”

-You laugh and tell him what its about, and his cheeks get so red.

-”Well, it’s stupid anyway!” But we both know he’s rethinking about the other’s meanings.

-Goes to Every Single Concert

Rika

-”Wow, really? That’s...That’s different!”

-She’s not that interested in it either

-But, since it’s you, well...She’ll give it a shot.

-Tries to sing along and fails miserably, gets embarrassed when you catch her listening to it

-Would stay backstage and watch your concerts, giving you lots of compliments when you were done

-”How do you have so much stamina? How did you manage to make a new song so soon??”

( ﾟ▽ﾟ)/ Requests are still open!

[tellywoodtrash]

ishqbaaz 21.09.17 lb

billuji stilllllllllllllll at it. 😏😏😏

COULD YOU TWO JUST MAKE OUT ALREADY?!?!?!?! BLOODY 9 MAHINO SE KLPD HI DIYE JAA RAHE HO HUM SABKO. JANTAA MAAF NAHI KAREGI. 😤😤😤😤

the only thing shivaay loves more than sexing up his wife: his hair. 

oooh he got her one chamiyaaa style little purse thingy 😊😊😊

is there pepper spray in this one too? protip, anika: keep that shit away from gauri. 😬😬😬

he has no reply for her “carebaaaz” banter. just a shyyyyyyy smile. ugh this stupid man is worming his way into my cold, dead heart. 😥😥😥

puppy faaaaaaaaace and “jaana zarooori hai?” 😭😭😭😭

instant change to overconfidence. pffffft. fuck off outta here. 🙄🙄🙄

lol pretty sure this struggle with the suitcase was adlibbed by surbhi and nakuul. 😆😆😆

shivaay be like ‘hate to see you go, but damn girl i love to watch you leave!’ 😏😏😏👅👅👅💦💦💦

this adorable idiot can’t handle how in love he is. and tbh, i can’t either. get a fucking hold of yourself, dude! 😭😭😭😭

things rudra has dreamt of, which he desperately wanted to come true:

marrying katrina kaif

shivaay being 6 feet tall 😂😂😂

himself being the eldest of the three oBros

oh god he’s going to confront officer dad. 😟😟😟

ABBE IDIOT CONFIRM TOH KAR SHAADI KISKI CHAL RAHI HAI 😩😩😩

ohhhhhhhhhh boy. 

ABBE DULHAN, GHOONGAT TOH UTHAAO TO LOOK AT THIS MAN WHO’S MAKING A GRAND GESTURE FOR YOU 😒😒😒

hahaha, dulha’s age-related doubts in between 🤣🤣🤣🤣

LMAO THIS DULHA 😂😂😂

“jab hum ek saath ghooma karenge toh log tumhe aunty aur mujhe bhaiyya bulaaya karenge” omfgggg rudra you fucking idiot, this itself is grounds for rejection 😒😒😒

pfffffffffffffffttttt. OF COURSE. 

EEEEEEEEE MY TWO GIRLS ON ROAD TRIPPPPP 😍😍😍😍

anika, a woman after my own heart, is all about the food. gauri all sehmi sehmi tho. girl whyyyyyyyyyyy? 🤔🤔🤔

anika be like pft ok tera tu dekh, imma eatttt nom nom nom 😊😊😊

oooooooh gauri telling bhaujai her secret!!!! 

lol yeh gaya bread rollllll. 😂😂😂😂

cryinggggg at this bonddddddd. shivaay/gauri is my brotp, but gauri/anika is also waaaaay up there. GIVE THEM MORE SCENES TOGETHER!!!!!!!!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

laayak? gauri don’t make me come in there and shaaaaaaaake you! 😒😒😒

ANIKA BEING MY IN-SHOW PROXY AND SHUTTING THAT “LAAYAK” SHIT DOWNNNNN INSTANTLY 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽

“use dipper at night” waali english hahaha 😂😂😂

YAS MY QUEEN ANIKAAAAAAAAAAA I LOVE YOU SO MUCHHHHHH

gauri just neeeeded to hear those things from someone in the same position as her and i am just.... my two perfecttttt girlsssssss 😭😭😭

all those things settled, anika has gone back to her bread roll. 😆😆😆

LMAO THIS DULHA BE LIKE BRO WHO THE EVERLOVING FUCK ARE YOUUUUUUUUUU 🤣🤣🤣

OFFICER DAD ALREADY HATES RUDRA LOL 🙈🙈🙈

lmaoooooooooooooo rudra warning the dulha to check age difference what a fucking idiot 

ok why is shivaay wearing zeenat aman’s sunglasses from hare krishna hare ram??? 😕😕😕

meanwhile om is like hi why are you holding me hostage; unlike you, i actually do show up at my day job once in a while. 😒😒😒

ohohoho. ring shopping. 💍💍💍💍

lmao i can’t help but think of the episode where chandler and phoebe go ring shopping in friends. 😆😆😆

shivaay’s like I JUST WANT MORAL SUPPORT OK?!?! BE THERE FOR ME BRO!!!!!!!

“mujhe mera purana waala om mil gaya hai. poet, shaayar, sufiiiiii saint...” 😭😭😭😭😭

UGH THIS BOY’S FACE IS KILLING ME I WANT TO JUMP INTO THE SCREEN AND KISS HIMMMMMMMMM 😍😍😍😭😭😭😭💖💖💖

OUFF SHIVAAY, YOU’RE AS SUBTLE AS A BASEBALL BAT TO THE HEAD. WHY CAN’T YOU EASE INTO THE TOPIC???? 😩😩😩😩😩

yup, jumpy!kara is scuttling away from the topic. 🤐🤐🤐

thankfully shivaay’s willing to let it go. 😶😶😶

rudra and his ddlj shenanigans. 🙄🙄🙄

waaaah, ab in dono ko bhi Awareness hai??? yeah whatever, don’t care. 😑😑😑

ok, rudra’s just.... screamingggg her name now. 😕😕😕

i mean, considering she won’t pick up his calls, this is the smartest move, i guess. 😶😶😶

ok the hug was a little endearing. 😐😐😐

ok this gaon be a little toooooo regressive. jesus, this is a reprise of mangalpur track in QH, isn’t it? i hope it ends with these two kicking some serious ass, and doesn’t have to have the boys come save them. 😒😒😒

lol anika muttering angrily under her breath about the patriarchy. 😂😂😂

hate the instantly sanskaaari music that start playing when head has been covered. matlab, kuch bhi. 😒😒😒

suman looks about as enthused to get married as i do in a math class. 😣😣😣

“love marriage” ohhhhhhhhhh boy. 😬😬😬

I HATE THIS AWFUL CHACHIJI 😠😠😠

OH SHIT SUMAN IS ABOUT TO FUCKING.... 😯😯😯

ok i don’t even GET what the ruvya conflicttttt is??? 🤔🤔🤔

rudra she has a jobbbbbbb, what the fuck is wrong with you?!?!? 😐😐😐

ok overly melodramatic gaana for these two and this tuchcha sa relationship, come on. they don’t deserve VEER ZAARA epic love story waala gaana ok. 🙄🙄🙄

ok rudra there was a door right next to you. itna bhaagne ki zaroorat nahi thi. 😑😑😑

bhavya be like BITCH WTF I HAVE TO BABYSIT YOU ON EVERY DAMN ASSIGNMENT NOW 😩😩😩

hahahaha om’s faaaaaaaace at shivaay being extra as usual (“is ring mein woh sparkle nahi hai jo anika ki aankhon mein hai”) 🤣🤣🤣

“bhaabi... subtle hai???” lmaooooooooo 😂😂😂

68 rings. jfc. shivaay is a retail worker’s goddamn nightmare. 😒😒😒

lmaooooo “dhang ki ring kyun nahi hai aapke paas??? kyun nahi haiiii aapke paas???” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I LOVE SNARK!KARA SO MUCH 😍😍😍😍😍😍

lmao idhar bhi anika’s jamiiii hui in stuffing her face. 😆😆😆

oh boy. suman ka rona. 😬😬😬

COULD YOU TWO ACT FASTER INSTEAD OF STARING 😩😩😩😩

has rudra everrrrr been in a train before??? 

nope. it’s been a childhood dream for him, it seems. 😐😐😐

lmaoooo his fascination with the rokne waali chain. 😆😆😆

even the bachcha is like kaun hai yaar yeh chutiya hearing rudra’s questions 😂😂😂

lmao rudra being confronted by middle class life realities. 😊😊😊

TT aaaa gayaaaa. 

age 24? abbe, 2 mahine pehle toh iska 23rd bday tha. what nonsense. 😒😒

OUFF SHE DOESN’T EVEN LOOK OLDER THAN HIM, AWAIIIII SUCH STUPID WRITING TO HIT US OVER THE HEAD THAT SHE’S OLDER

“isko peene se toh aadmi kya, pait ke keede bhi nahi marte”

lmaoooooooo anikaaaa is so me. matlab, there’s a time and place for such realism, but we just can’t control ourselves. 😬😬😬

knew it. knewwwwww it would be exactly like the mangalpur nonsense. 😣😣😣

yup. as expected, gauri is instantly ready to go fuck shit upppp. and anika be like SHAANT GADHADHAARI BHEEM SHAANT. 😆😆😆

oh boy, baaraat and the gross dulha are here. 😖😖😖

girls, your shehar waala idealism isn’t really going to work here, but chalo, try maarlo. 😕😕😕

LMAO RUDRA AND TRAIN KE RESTROOM ISSUES. WELCOME TO THE REAL INDIA, MY CHILD! 

my train waala MO is to not consume any liquids for like 2 hours pre-boarding. and then continue to not drink more than like the tiniest of sips per hour of the journey. COZ HELL TO THE N. O. AM I GOING INTO ONE OF THOSE HELLHOLES (LITERALLY) 😥😥😥😥

lmaooooooooooooooo i love this kiddddd. 

“ek toh tumne mujhe halka hone nahi diya aur upar se bhaari samaan uthwaogi!” lolololol 🤣🤣🤣🤣

lord above this annoying chachijiiiii 

OMFG GAURI’S THERE’S GOING TO BE HELL TO PAY FACE, GOD I LOVE HER, MY LITTLE ANGRY BIRD 😍😍😍😍

poor bansi kaka’s regretting inviting the oberois (as does everyone.) 😗😗😗

anika’s like MY HUSBAND LIKES BUYING PPL OFF, IMMA CALL HIM, HE’LL LOVE THIS!!!!!! 😎😎😎😎

lmao who the fuck is this pirate now??? 

how come the mukhiya, who’s the dad of the dulha, looks younger than him? 🤔🤔🤔🤔

OK GAURI TIME TO FUCK THIS ASSHOLE UP, COME ON

the faces of two chirraiyyas who are about to BLOW THIS JOINT APART 😊😊😊😊😊😊

yupppppppppppp, svetlana and pinkyyyy have teamed up. knewwww it would happen. 😒😒😒

svetlana’s the smartest character in this show ever. she knows to “never ever trust an oberoi.” 🤓🤓🤓

oh great. the boys are going to have go to the gaon themselves, to save their overenthu wives (+ suman) 😔😔😔😔

[tellywoodtrash]

ishqbaaz 22.08.17 lb

vikram looking like butter wouldn’t melt in his mouth. 😊😊😊

maybe coz the temperature is actually like 4 degrees cooler at the altitude his mouth is at. 🤔🤔🤔

look at the way he’s looking at her. i would honestly marry him over shivaay. conman though he may be, still seems like a better dude overall. more mentally stable and chill and seems like a hasmukh type. overall upgrade. 😚😚😚

what is vikram getting out of this whole thing anyway? is ragini paying him? but he’s rich on his own? I WANT TO KNOW WHY HE’S DOING THISSSSSS. 😩😩😩

lo anika ka phir se “mere dil mein bas shivaay hai” jaap shuru ho gaya. honestly girl, stop being like this. it’s very annoying. 🙄🙄🙄

anika has the michmichi shivers, as i do from almost every conversation with a man. fuck, i hate men. 😒😒😒

great. time for some angsty eye fucking and cryptic roundabout talk. 😑😑😑

OK NOTHING ANNOYS ME MORE THAN WHEN THEY STAND ON THE DAMN LOWER LEVEL OF THE HOUSE AND ARE LIKE “NEECHE JAANA HAI”. WE KNOW THIS AREA OF THE HOUSE IS ON THE GROUND FLOOR OK. 😤😤😤

she just SAID that - when she asked if it was necessary. legal karwaahi hai kya, ki you want it in PROPER FULL STATEMENT? the fuck is wrong with you, why can’t you interpret natural human speech? are you siri? 😒😒😒

“sach bata do and i’ll call all this off.” 

these two right now: 

“jo chal raha hai usse chalne dete hai, huh?”  “haan.”  “HAAN????”

pfffffffffffffft. idiot. 🙄🙄🙄

god, just fuck already. honestly, NO ONE EVEN CARES anymore. 😑😑😑

ugh but that sexual chemistry these two create with their fucking bodies though. it’s like they’re magnets who can’t help but be drawn to each other. 😩😩😩

yeah sure. uski aankhon mein aa raha tha. you didn’t want to bang her up against the wall or anything. 😌😌😌

she is this fucking close to breaking. 😟😟😟

“MERI FIANCEE.” DIE. MOTHERFUCKER. JUST DIE. 😡😡😡

fwding ruvya. ugh why? just keep them for the last 5 min as you have been for the past few eps. 😖😖😖

om/gauri’s THIS IS SOME REAL HORSE SHIT faces. best. 😆😆😆

gauri’s (misplaced) confidence in her bade bhaiyya though. i love it. i love her. 😚😚😚

“ragini. bohut khoobsurat lag rahi ho.” said in the most brisk, matter of fact tone like “we need to talk.” (most dangerous words ever.) 

if i was ragini, i’d start running coz... 

lmao pinky and ragini’s glee. oh you two, you don’t know shivaay AT ALL. 😌😌😌

omkara is me. i am omkara. 

anika be like “gauri, i told you your bade bhaiyya is a stupid asshole.” 

“shivaay ka dimaag kharaab ho gaya hai.” 

snort. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

OUFF SHIVAAY, I KNOW THERE’S SOMETHING PAKKOFYING IN YOUR KHURAFAATI DIMAAG. JO KARNA HAI JALDI KAR. 😒😒😒

anika looking like she’d like to peetofy shivaay like one of those dhols. 🙃🙃🙃

i am honestly living for om's disgruntled ass in this scene. 😆😆😆

“main mehendi khud lagonga apne haathon se.” 

LMAO OM’S “KYA CHUTIYAAPA HAI” FACE. KUNAAAAAAAL. I LOVE YOUR FACE YAAR. 😂😂😂

kabiiiiiiiiiiiiraaaaaaaaa. oh no. my heart. this song makes me instantly bawl. 😥😥😥😥😭😭😭😭

stop staring at her while writing your name on someone else’s hand. god jee toh karta hai ki iski aankhein noch loon. 😠😠😠

liking the unusual scenes they’ve chosen for the flashbacks though. 😗😗😗 (the fake snake scene is still one of my ultimate favs)

OK THAT’S THE LONGEST FUCKING TIME SOMEONE CAN TAKE TO WRITE THE LETTER S. KINDERGARTENERS DO IT FASTER. 😒😒😒

pfffffffffffffft, ipkknd se churaaya hua situation. 🙄🙄🙄

S FOR SIDDHARTHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. 😯😯😯

shivaay singh oberoi so powerful, he got america mein rehna waala siddharth to teleport to india instantly. waah re shivaay teri maaya! 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽

oh god shivaay, this is sooooooo unnecessary. why are you suchhhh a drama llama 🙄🙄🙄 (amazing phrase credit: @phati-sari​) you could have just confronted her in private 😐😐😐

lmao your whole damn life is a “bura phase” shivaay. 🤣🤣🤣

wow. self deprecating remark about being a distrusting asshole. the billuBot 3000 has gained sentience! 🤖🤖🤖😯😯😯

+1000 to shaktiji’s silent but earnest nodding in support of anika. 😊😊😊

(i’ve given up expecting more from him. he’s a sehma hua, helpless man. let’s just give him credit where he’s due and leave it at that.) 

alllllll this because ragini forgot to clear the “honeymoon packages” ka browser tab on the ipad. 😬😬😬

let this be a lesson to you, kids: private browsing is your friend. 😌😌😌

waaaah, long distance sahi, bhavya kuch toh kaam aayi. (more than she’s being useful in that damn sultan case over there.) 🙄🙄🙄

phone waali tadiiiii. kitne din hue dekhe hue! 😊😊😊

aaaaaand there goes another one. phone number... 177 i think. 😐😐😐

GOD THIS DAMN KURTA LOOKS FUCKING RIDICULOUS. like @ishqbaaaaz said, IT LEGIT LOOKS LIKE HE WENT TO PEE AND FORGOT TO UNTUCK HIS KURTA FROM HIS SALWAR 😒😒😒

oh righttttt “coincidentally”, how fortunate for you, shivaay! 🙄🙄🙄

ohhhhh boyyyy siddharth has a ragini story. 😶😶😶

lmao at this point pinky be like YEH SAARE PAAGAL THUGINI TYPES MERE BETE KE HI MATHE KYUN PADTE HAIIII 😣😣😣😣

ok not at allllllll loving this shaming of mental illness thing. 😠😠😠

but om’s slighttttttttest alarmed eyebrow raise though. how does kunal manage to express so much with the tiniest movements of his face? how? god, he’s such a good actor, and deserves so much better than this damn show. 😩😩😩

i knewwwwww it. i knewwww samar would be ragini’s downfall in the end. samar is a sweet (albeit helpless) cupcake and officially the best damn human being in this show’s universe (along with mallika.) *blows kisses into the sky for samar, carves SAMAR JEET MALHOTRA 4EVER in a tree* 💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖

oh ragini. *pats her hair* 

this is hard to watch. i feel for her sooo much. come here girl. let me protect you from all the evils of the world (aka men.) 😔😔😔

SHIVAAY STOP IT. YOU’VE MADE YOUR POINT. STOP BEING A GODDAMN ASSHOLE. 😡😡😡

ok you should be the laaaaaast person to lecture about what pyaar is, right now. can you just end this damn scene right now? 😒😒😒

pinky aunty ne dhokaaaa de diyaaaa. 😞😞😞

oh boy. what’s she indicating vikram to do rn? 😬😬😬

lmaooooooo vikram ne bhi palti maar di. 😆😆😆 (or is he playing a svetlana and staying behind to carry on the good fight?) 

OMFG GAURIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. YOU FUCKING SAVAGE OMG. 😯😯😯🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

i cackled so fucking loud that my cat woke up from his nap and is now giving me the stink eye. 🙈🙈🙈

dadiiiiii ko abhi drama karna hai, sab ke saamne. ouff WHY DO YOU PPL ALWAYS DO THIS SHIT AT THE MOST PUBLIC OF FUNCTIONS???? 😑😑😑

i’m just glad rudra isn’t here because by this point he’d have been crying. 

gauri loves making these kinda announcements at every rasm, doesn’t she? 😆😆😆

oh boyyyyyyyyy pinkyyyyyyyyyy. 😣😣😣

omkara is all of us. we are all omkara. 😔😔😔

OUFF SO MUCH FALTU KA RUVYA NONSENSE. FWD KARTE KARTE KHATAM HI NAHI HO RAHA. 😑😑😑

lo. fwd karte karte episode hi khatam ho gaya. achchi baat hai. balaa tali. 🙄🙄🙄

GOD SHIVAAY YOU FULLY KNOW SHE DOESN’T WANT THIS. PUT AN END TO THIS ALREADY. JUST FUCKING STOP, OK. 😤😤😤