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Hey so I found u thru the Halved Live Funnies and I gotta ask... whose Leon? What series these dudes from?
i got this ask and then forgot about it for like 2 days. anyways.
IVE ANSWERED THIS BEFORE BUT. GOD. LEON. ok so like....... long story short last year was when i first played resident evil........ bc we got a copy of re2remake in and.... jesus christ. i hyperfixated so fucking hard for the better part of a year going on into this year. and then i watched hl/vr and well. we know where that went. but now i am once again hyperfixated and now im back to where i was in like.... june of last year LMAO. but anyways i am once again going to ramble under the cut about them <3 (seriously. its very long and doesnt go much of anywhere. also spoilers)
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OK. SO. resident evil. the last time i answered this ask i either hadnt played some of them or just completely forgot the plot of others LOL but now upon beating/playing a large majority of them (besides 6 which i have not touched yet, and 7 is first person and im not rly interested in it rn)...... well others have said this as well but if you like cheesy b action movies you would love resident evil!!! 
the orig 1-2 are more survival horror which is what i like the most. 3 is where it starts branching into more actiony stuff but is still survival horror. but 4 and after is just like..... cheesy action stuff which is fine but not really like.... my thing. altho i do think that they are fun in a “this plot is hilariously bad” type way because i do enjoy horrible things. but people who like resident evil dont like it for the plot they like it for the characters. and for me i latched the fuck onto leon kennedy and tyrant t-00 aka mr fucking x
listen.......... you guys know me relatively well enough to know that i have a type......... and i would define leon as not really fitting under it usually because he is 1. under 6 foot 2. human and 3. very much not a villain. but something about (mostly remake) leon hits fucking different!!!!!! hes kind and means well, thinks about others constantly, looks like an actual fucking person in the in game graphics instead of being some manufactured perfect model, nice voice, etc....... i fucking care him so much. also gameplay wise i find his weapons to be more enjoyable than claires so i always end up playing his route/2nd route the most compared to hers. but i do also like claire :) shes nice and epic
i dont really like the newer leons (4 and afterwards) as much.... i mean a lot of it has to do with trauma and general “growing up” after what happened in re2 but hes just so constantly... snarky? jaded? constantly spouting lines to make him seem cool? when in my head hes very much like... a loser LMAO. i mean dont get me wrong hes a badass. he survives a fucking zombie outbreak and nearly gets murdered dozens of time. thats the definition of badass. but also you cannot change my mind that hes also a anxious loser twunk. there is literally nothing you can do to convince me he is “cool” like the games and movies want to think. this is probably heresy to re fans but this is my truth
https://youtu.be/aVZWuSfGStk?t=129
here is a vid of his cutscenes. obvious spoilers in there but you can skip around and see how cute he is. also yes in his first cutscene he is listening to butt rock. i switch between thinking hes just listening to it because nothing else is on the radio or his taste really is that terrible
also you literally CANNOT convince me that he is straight. the games try SOOOOO hard to get you to ship leon/ada or leon/claire but like...... i cannot see it. he has one of the gayest run animations i have ever seen in re2 remake and i mean... he just radiates gay trans man energy to me. also please look at this small scene from one of the animated movies where a licker jumps on top of him and he wraps his legs around its hips and lifts it off of him to not die. gay king
https://youtu.be/d-VNikxYBPw?t=9
but yes ive basically decided to ignore all characterization from re4 and onwards regarding leon at least. every leon after that is not my leon (except in special cases when im thinking about something like leon/jd from re damnation..... they did jd so dirty and they should have fucking kissed. or how cute he looked in vendetta sometimes)
ANYWAYS. MR X
so basically there are these enemies in resident evil called “tyrants” that are manufactured by the evil capitalist company umbrella that are near indestructible save for like.... rocket launchers or super heavy artillery that youre not buying at your local gun store. and in re2 one of them get sent to the police station where leon and claire are and is told to wipe out all witnesses. (i also do think that 2 or more were sent there... or at least in the area when this happened due to some very obvious plot hole stuff on each route no matter how you play, even tho the devs have come out and said that only 1 existed in the game and that each route is like “a parallel dimension” to each other. i wont go into it more than that but i choose to ignore that)
and well. when i first played it i knew of mr x but didnt like... know much about him other than that he was a monster and Tall (like 7 or 8 feet tall) and that he chased you around. that already sold me on him but then. well. you first encounter him because he lifts up an entire goddamn helicopter and then proceeds to chase you. and it was then that i knew i was in deep shit because he fucking stomped his way into my heart and never left.
mr x basically has serious Side Character Disorder where (even tho the remake made him very cool and epic and did him really well compared to nemesis in re3 remake which is an entire different can of worms) he has LITERALLY no personality or like. thoughts. or anything. hes only there to chase you around and be on screen for like 10 seconds for a couple of cutscenes and then not show up again until the very end of the game for you to fight on leons route. but god. he means so fucking much to me. 
you know how people latch onto random side characters that have no personality and essentially flesh them out more than the creators ever will? thats me with mr x. its gotten to the point where certain songs come on on my spotify and i actually get EMOTIONS or even TEARS because they remind me of him, but its not even really HIM, its the fucking ideas that ive come up with regarding him because all he ever does in game is chase you around and punch you and then die and is never brought up again
but anyways. mr x is a tall monster who chases leon and claire around in their routes but mr x is leons main monster in the game (claire has a different one). he chases leon around, literally never stops looking at him as he chases him, gets hit by an entire fucking car which then explodes BUT THEN chases him down into the sewers and into a secret underground lab just to get to him like a fucking bloodhound who, once he has the scent, will never stop chasing him
(you can see why this made me kind of insane)
just. AGHHH. the tyrants in this series get treated so dirty. i desperately want capcom to give us some sort of tyrant that can actually fucking like.... go against orders and brainwashing or whatever and actually have emotions and thoughts!!!!!!!!!! but capcom would never do anything with it cause its a rough and tough action series and people arent here to see tyrants have some sort of thought process beyond punching and killing and people only want to shoot guns at them instead of thinking about the possibilities of a tyrant that goes against its programming.
i so desperately want an au where mr x got the transmitter shot off of the side of his head (and while capcom never mentioned this ever many re2 fans have since decided that it is what feeds info/orders to him. i flip flop between thinking that it either is near controlling him and prevents free will and thought or that its just giving him orders and that hes just burying/hiding/not showing free will and thought in fear of being killed. either that or someone at umbrella is “piloting” him but also the whole point of tyrants is that theyre supposed to be smart enough to think for themselves somewhat so... eh). GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!
ive explained a bunch of this stuff in my other ask about it but just...... xleon means so much to me when it should not and will never be actually canon
anyways please play re2 remake at least, you dont have to know everything about re1 to like it, just go into it knowing that a few months ago in the mountains outside raccoon city claires brother chris and a few members on his team went to a mansion where they discovered umbrella doing shady zombie shit there. re2 remake was hyped up for years for a reason and it is really good, even if its short (altho i do appreciate short games in this day and age cause not every game needs to be like 60 plus hours long). 
maybe one day when its not late and i can actually think i will explain all this better but todays not that day <3
(EDIT: ALSO RE DAMNATION TYRANTS ARE 14 FEET TALL. AND CHASE AROUND LEON AND ACTUALLY FUCKING RUN. FUN FACT! anyways while i do think jd in that movie and leon should kiss i also want leon and a tyrant from that movie to kiss. bye)
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@nonrelativistic​ said: ALL THE NUMBERS YOU HAVE NOT ALREADY SNWERED MWAHAHAHAJA
i hate u so much
Everything under the cut bc this is gonna be long and you guys are gonna know so much more about me than you probably ever wanted to.
Ask sent on August 4, 2015; Finished answering 42-150 on March 5, 2017. Bolded portion of answers 1-41 is the current answer.
1. Who was the last person you held hands with?
I think it was my friend Madison idk Lexy probably
2. Are you outgoing or shy?
I’m relatively outgoing I guess, just introverted. Ambiverted, so it depends on the situation and what I’m doing
3. Who are you looking forward to seeing?
School starts on Wednesday so I’m looking forward to seeing Selena, Eric, Liam, sparklebattle​, and vivid-living-color​. We got tech tomorrow, so Lexy, Allison, Brittany, and a few others
4. Are you easy to get along with?
I dunno really. Kinda? Depends on if I like you or not.
5.  If you were drunk would the person you like take care of you?
Of course. They’ve said they would before. Most definitely
6. What kind of people are you attracted to?
Nerdy and cute, similar to myself, preferably a girl, really nice but not afraid to speak her mind. Always ready to hit a dude. So basically I want Charlie Bradbury. This still reigns true but also Anna Kendrick or Rey 
7. Do you think you’ll be in a relationship two months from now?
Probably not. Well I sure hope so.
8. Who from the opposite another gender is on your mind?
Quite a few boys actually, a girl or two, and one other (I’m nb so there is no “opposite”, not that there is in the first place). I’m not naming names for reasons. Um, Kai, Vine, someone else
9. Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable?
A bit
10.  Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with?
I think it was probably spoopycena​ but I don’t remember it well Kai ?? I think ???? @unlxckiest​
11. What does the most recent text that you sent say?
“Carl said yesterday 9:30”
12. What are your 5 favorite songs right now?
How Far I’ll Go - Moana/Auli’i CravalhoIcarus (Born on Wings of Steel) - KansasSeven Nation Army - Melanie Martinez Voice PerformanceFreaks (ft. Savage) - Timmy TrumpetHow Far We’ve Come - Matchbox Twenty
13. Do you like it when people play with your hair?
Only if they have permission first, but absolutely Heck yeah
14. Do you believe in luck and miracles?
I don’t know. If anything like that has happened to me, I wouldn’t know. A little bit
15. What good thing happened this summer?
Good things have happened? I suppose. I got to do VBS with a bunch of my friends, went on retreat with the greatest group of people (including said friends), and then spent nearly 12 hours with that same group on Sunday, so those were all really good. I also changed my name twice and I feel good about that. There was a lot of stuff but all in all it wasn’t really great (i dont remember lmao)
16. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
404 Answer Not Found
17. Do you think there is life on other planets?
I wouldn’t doubt it. space mermaids on jupiter
18. Do you still talk to your first crush?
No
19. Do you like bubble baths?
Yeah. Don’t ever take them tho
20. Do you like your neighbors?
John’s cool, I don’t know the other people, the girls across the street are adorable. Heck yeah
21. What are your bad habits?
I bite my lip when scared/nervous, I scratch at my wrists a lot, I stick out my tongue when focused. I pull my hair when anxious or angry, I click my pens, I tap my fingers and bounce my leg
22. Where would you like to travel?
Anywhere really.
23. Do you have trust issues?
Define trust issues, because I’m 95-100% open to a few people but then 0-5% with other despite how close we may be.
24. Favorite part of your daily routine?
Leaving the house, on a good day (school year)
25. What part of your body are you most uncomfortable with?
My stomach and my chest
26. What do you do when you wake up?
When I don’t have anywhere to be, I hit snooze, sleep a few hours and then do social media rounds. On school days, I sit up right away so I don’t fall back asleep, do a quick check of emails, facebook messages, and instagram, and then get up. After five alarms, I check Q, delete other notifications, get dressed, and leave the house
27. Do you wish your skin was lighter or darker?
This is a lil bit of a dangerous question, bc I’m already pale af, but I like it the way it is. Skin color is beautiful no matter what shade it is and nobody should feel the need to change it. A little darker
28. Who are you most comfortable around?
Like, talking, it’s nonrelativistic, shampoovevo, and probably insanity-universe but since they all live a bajillion miles away, I’m presence-wise most comfortable around Liam and Selena. HA @ all of those. Brittany, Allison, Ms. Taylor, Kai, Vine, Basil, KR, Riley, Dawn
29. Have any of your ex’s told you they regret breaking up?
In a way, yes, I suppose. Both will absolutely see this, so I’m a lil afraid to give a definitive answer.
30. Do you ever want to get married?
Heck yeah
31. Is your hair long enough for a pony tail?
It is, thankfully, but that’s about the limit of what it can do. I cut it from mid-back to my collarbone in January, and now it’s around the top of my chest. I do regret that cut tho… It’s long again !!! It’s up right now, and I love it
32. Which celebrities would you have a threesome with?
I could go on, but I’ll stick with Brendon and Sarah Urie for now. Anna Kendrick and Daisy Ridley
33. Spell your name with your chin.
jesus christ my entire family is in here teagan did i mention i hate you Once again, my mother and grandmother are in the room fuck
jhasmnerswa (James) jascer (Jace)
34.  Do you play sports? What sports?
To quote Patrick Stump, “I don’t sport.”
35. Would you rather live without TV or music?
TV. I hardly watch it anyway. Besides, it’s all on Netflix anyway.
36. Have you ever liked someone and never told them?
All the time these last few years.  holy shit
37. What do you say during awkward silences?
Nothing if I can help it.
38. Describe your dream girl/guy?
See #6 above.
39. What are your favorite stores to shop in?
I don’t really have favorite stores…. i go to target a lot does that count
40. What do you want to do after high school?
No idea tbh, but kinda-ish. I want to work with kids but not teach.  I’m headed to college for ECE in the fall so uh, this answer has changed a bunch
41. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?
I believe in second chances based on initial insult. I’m pretty forgiving, but do something bad enough and I won’t let you have that second chance (or third or seventeenth in one case).
42. If you’re being extremely quiet what does it mean?
I’m probably zoned out, anxious, depressed, dissociating, thinking, or angry. Either way, don’t talk to me.
43. Do you smile at strangers?
Yes, albeit awkwardly.
44. Trip to outer space or bottom of the ocean?
Jesus Christ neither
45. What makes you get out of bed in the morning?
I’m not sure actually
46. What are you paranoid about?
Being murdered, being broken up with, adulthood, financial stability, failing school, being too anxious to teach
47. Have you ever been high?
Nope
48. Have you ever been drunk?
See #47
49. Have you done anything recently that you hope nobody finds out about?
I don’t think so?
50. What was the colour of the last hoodie you wore?
Grey
51. Ever wished you were someone else?
Quite often
52. One thing you wish you could change about yourself?
My body
53. Favourite makeup brand?
lol
54. Favourite store?
See #39
55. Favourite blog?
@kaikev 
56. Favourite colour?
Blue!
57. Favourite food?
Lo Mein with orange chicken
58. Last thing you ate?
Part of a vanilla frosted long john donut
59. First thing you ate this morning?
Jelly donut wholes
60. Ever won a competition? For what?
I’ve won a couple Kahoots…. (Disney, Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat, Africa)
61. Been suspended/expelled? For what?
I punched a kid in the stomach in the fourth grade and got suspended for three days
62. Been arrested? For what?
Nope, nothing
63. Ever been in love?
A few times
64. Tell us the story of your first kiss?
See #16
65. Are you hungry right now?
Not particularly? I might grab some leftover lo mein soon tho
66. Do you like your tumblr friends more than your real friends?
Nah, I don’t have really any tumblr friends with the exception of Elaina
67. Facebook or Twitter?
Twitter hands down
68. Twitter or Tumblr?
Both? I go on both equally
69. Are you watching tv right now?
Yupper, watching Worst Cooks in America
70. Names of your bestfriends?
Elliot, Allison, Kai, Vine, Riley, Basil
71. Craving something? What?
Lo Mein
72. What colour are your towels?
I use a white one with blue rain drops and a yellow duck for my hair, and my other is either blue, tan, or grey depending on what’s clean
72. How many pillows do you sleep with?
*quietly counts* 12
73. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?
Yep
74. How many stuffed animals do you think you have?
Oh boy, 20-ish
75. Favourite animal?
Dogs
76. What colour is your underwear?
Pale pink
77. Chocolate or Vanilla?
Chocolate
78. Favourite ice cream flavour?
Strawberry
79. What colour shirt are you wearing?
Katniss Everdeen green
80. What colour pants?
Brown
81. Favourite tv show?
The 100 or Timeless
82. Favourite movie?
Captain America: Civil War, Captain America: Winter Soldier, or Moana
83. Mean Girls or Mean Girls 2?
Mean Girls
84. Mean Girls or 21 Jump Street?
See #83
85. Favourite character from Mean Girls?
Janis Ian
86. Favourite character from Finding Nemo?
Crush
87. First person you talked to today?
My grandma
88. Last person you talked to today?
My grandma
89. Name a person you hate?
matt delli
90. Name a person you love?
Kai 
91. Is there anyone you want to punch in the face right now?
Matt Delli or like Selena
92. In a fight with someone?
Nahh
93. How many sweatpants do you have?
1
94. How many sweaters/hoodies do you have?
Six or Seven
95. Last movie you watched?
Finding Dory
96. Favourite actress?
Daisy Ridley or Anna Kendrick
97. Favourite actor?
Jensen Ackles or Bob Morley
98. Do you tan a lot?
lmao
99. Have any pets?
We have two betta fish, a frog, a leopard gecko, two cats, and a dog
100. How are you feeling?
Nothing
101. Do you type fast?
Yeah
102. Do you regret anything from your past?
y e a h
103. Can you spell well?
Yupper
104. Do you miss anyone from your past?
Yes
105. Ever been to a bonfire party?
A few
106. Ever broken someone’s heart?
Yeah
107. Have you ever been on a horse?
Yes. Never again.
108. What should you be doing?
An English project
109. Is something irritating you right now?
My mom’s presence
110. Have you ever liked someone so much it hurt?
christ almighty yes
111. Do you have trust issues?
See #23
112. Who was the last person you cried in front of?
Allison
113. What was your childhood nickname?
no
114. Have you ever been out of your province/state?
Yes! I’ve gone to or driven through Washington state, California, Wyoming, Colorado, Arizona, South Dakota, Nebraska, Kansas, Texas, Iowa, Missouri, Wisconsin, Illinois (live here), Indiana, Kentucky, Tennessee, Ohio, Michigan, West Virginia, Virginia, North Carolina, South Carolina, Georgia, Florida, Pennsylvania, Maryland, New York, Mexico, and Haiti.
115. Do you play the Wii?
I used to
116. Are you listening to music right now?
Unfortunately no
117. Do you like chicken noodle soup?
Yes!
118. Do you like Chinese food?
It’s my favorite
119. Favourite book?
Oh jeez this is a hard one. Probably Blood of Olympus or Deathly Hallows
120. Are you afraid of the dark?
Holy shit. Deathly.
121. Are you mean?
Yeah
122. Is cheating ever okay?
On a test in a boring class off a friend who may or may not be helping you? Maybe. On a person, ever? Never.
123. Can you keep white shoes clean?
Nope
124. Do you believe in love at first sight?
Kind of
125. Do you believe in true love?
No
126. Are you currently bored?
A little bit
127. What makes you happy?
Kai, reading, writing, music, Chipotle, Starbucks, The 100, Timeless, Rey
128. Would you change your name?
I already have multiple times, but right now, no, I’m content.
129. What your zodiac sign?
Cancer
130. Do you like subway?
Yeah
131. Your best friend of the opposite sex another gender likes you, what do you do?
I’m in a relationship, but we can remain friends
132. Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with?
See #10
133. Favourite lyrics right now?
"I'd die for you," that's easy to sayWe have a list of people that we would takeA bullet for them, a bullet for youA bullet for everybody in this roomBut I don't seem to see many bullets coming throughSee many bullets coming throughMetaphorically, I'm the manBut literally, I don't know what I'd do"I'd live for you," and that's hard to doEven harder to say when you know it's not trueEven harder to write when you know that tonightThere were people back home who tried talking to youBut then you ignored them stillAll these questions they're for realLike "Who would you live for?","Who would you die for?"And "Would you ever kill?"
-Ride, Twenty One Pilots
134. Can you count to one million?
I could but I’m not gonna
135. Dumbest lie you ever told?
I lie about taking food all the time
136. Do you sleep with your doors open or closed?
Closed and locked
137. How tall are you?
5′6
138. Curly or Straight hair?
(treating 138-139 as preferences) Curly
139. Brunette or Blonde?
Blonde
140. Summer or Winter?
Winter
141. Night or Day?
Night
142. Favourite month?
September
143. Are you a vegetarian?
Been there, done that, didn’t agree with me
144. Dark, milk or white chocolate?
Dark or milk
145. Tea or Coffee?
Coffee
146. Was today a good day?
Meh
147. Mars or Snickers?
Mars
148. What’s your favourite quote?
“Stay afraid. Do it anyway. What’s important is this action. You don’t have to be confident. Just do it, and eventually the confidence will follow.” -Carrie Fisher
149. Do you believe in ghosts?
Somewhat
150. Get the closest book next to you, open it to page 42, what’s the first line on that page?
“Circe,” (From my journal)
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