#i just watched babrie and honestly remember nothing except this musical number

[hope-was-a-disquieting-thing]

On the car ride home after the monsters see Barbie:

Neil, kisses Andrew's cheek:

Andrew: I hate you

Neil, grinning:

Andrew: Don't. Neil don't.

Neil: I'm just Ken, anywhere else I'd be a ten

Andrew: Stop it

Neil: I'M JUST KEN

Nicky: WHERE HE SEES LOVE, YOU SEE A FRIEND

Andrew: I will hurt you

Kevin, high on feminism: WHAT WILL IT TAKE FOR HIM TO SEE THE MAN BEHIND THE TAN?

Andrew: Don't make me turn this car around

Everyone staring at Aaron expectantly:

Aaron: No

Everyone still staring:

Aaron, sighing: And fight for me?

Everyone: I'M JUST KEN