#i just want you all to know: i love the blind Baryonyx

[thedinosapien]

Because we got dinosaurs and fights on it duh

Ok, not only that. Even though the show do, again, the "carnivores are bloody thirst monsters" (suchomimus already had the hippo, so why run after Yaz?), CT makes the dinosaurs act more like animals most of the time. I appreciate this.

The characters' drama is very good and it catches you from the begging to the end, specially between Darius and Kenji. I'm not a fan of love triangles, but I'm happy that it at least was useful to fix their conflict, not to intensifie it. Also, I'm hoping that the l. triangle was over by S1E10

CT has a lot of good dynamics, some of them are automatic serotonin producers to me. I love when Sammy and Ben were on screen because they're a good duo and very funny. I can say the same about Darius and Ben. S1 has a special place in my heart because of those interactions and I must confess that i miss this level of chemistry (platonic, ofc) between the campers on S2.

Obviously, I cannot forget to mention the amazing episodes this show has. The second season had great episodes that made me nervous while watching. Even though it's unlikely that any of the campers will die, I found myself wondering several times whether or not that could happen. Batten Down the Hatches got me speechless and Lab Partners was intense to watch, my favorites.

(Sure, I could have summed it all as "I have an intense emotional attachment to the show," but that would be boring to me)

I have to learn not to be too detailed when I talk about something I like or put too much effort into some text lol

So, like, what was your favorite animated show of the year and why was it Jurassic World: Chaos Theory? >.>

[finniestoncrane]

I'm here for a blind date I'm genderfluid (afab if you're wondering. I apparently give off Boy Vibes™)

I love dinosaurs (some of my favorites include Archaeopteryx, Australovenator, and Baryonyx, Minmi, Oviraptor, and Yi qi) comic books (mostly Suicide Squad but you already know that by now), and I'm trying to get into cars because I want to be an automechanic, since my grades weren't good enough for paleontology and I suck at art. College wasn't right for me and being an automechanic is probably like... A trade school thing, right? I also like Transformers. I got a mullet at one point, but it grew out a bit lol. I'm kinda clumsy, which is pretty evident since my glasses keep breaking lol. Not like I can afford new ones so I guess I'm using duck tape and super glue to keep the frames in... 2 pieces I guess. I guess it's just duck tape keeping the ear things on. I really got into old monster movies in Middle School because of a book called the encyclopedia of monsters. From like... The really old ones like The Blob That Ate Everything to the ones from to the slightly more recent ones but they're still decades old, like the Alien Franchise. Not too big of a fan of regular (?) horror movies. Technically I haven't seen most of the alien movies, but I really liked Alien VS Predator so I think that counts enough. I know I've already told you this but I fell down a YouTube rabbit hole of wilderness survival and eventually wound up finding a channel about boomerangs and the occasional Australian wildlife video (there's one titled Kangaroo Maggots. He finds a kangaroo corpse at the side of the road and maggots are inside of it. Really fucking gross. 0/10. Do not recommend if you hate maggots. Don't know why I watched that specific video honestly, but all the rest are good). Which lead me to another channel about Australian animals. I'm American and idk how tf I got from how to cook a cactus to watching a video on dingoes. I play a lot of simulator games. Like... If you look at my steam library it's like... 99% simulator games, the Batman: Arkham Series, and then a hunting game for some reason. And even then I think that's a hunting simulator come to think about it. Don't know why I like Simulator Games, I just do. Wait... Does the Arkham series count as simulator games? Like... Are they technically Batman simulators. I love reptiles and rats, but I fucking hate spiders. Need an Australian Man™ to help me if a spider is near lol. You know wow I'm talking about here I tend to get overexcited when myself or others are talking about stuff I'm interested in. I go on long tangents about stuff I like. I'm kind of a nerd when it comes to my semi-niche interests. I do enjoy listening to people go on their own tangents about things they like too though.

It's also quite apparent I have a thing for weird and/or disgusting fictional men ( my taste in women is better I swear. (Will fall for any tall woman who even looks in my direction. Which isn't saying much cuz I'm 4'10¾") )

💜 blind date 💜 the kitchen is now closed! 🔞minors dni🔞 • masterlist • kofi link • tag: finnie1500 (to follow or to block) a/n: hi please come in and distract this idiot, quickly, quicker, HURRY 💚

"Hi, uh-huh, welcome to the Vill-Inn. Can I just... sit you down as quickly as possible? If your date asks any of us if we want to see his big, curvy weapon one more time, we are going to escort him from the premises. Good luck!"

The moment you sit down at your table, after being rushed over by the waitstaff, you're met with a wide and mischievous grin, a signature smile from a man you recognise.

"I go by many names. Captain Boomerang, George, Digger. But you can call me daddy, if you like."

You screw your face up a bit, trying to pretend like that line didn't get you, and he's quick to try and win you over.

"I'm joking, love! Lighten up, it's a blind date, it's supposed to be fun!"

At least he's quick to... not apologise for his jokes, but to try and recover from them. And he's also surprisingly interested in you, and in getting to know you. Although, you fear it's just so he can make more risque jokes.

"Ah, mechanics. So... you're good with your hands then? You wear one of them little overall things? With anything underneath?"

The loud laugh he lets out at the end of his remarks are so endearing though, they make his lewd comments almost charming. Which you're unsurprised by, given your specific taste in men. He's perfectly strange and definitely a little bit gross, just how you like them.

He comments on your glasses, mentioning that you seem like someone who is a creative problem solver. A comment that feels like a proper compliment, not just a segue into another flirtatious remark. And it feels like he's dialing down on that the more he gets to know you. he talks to you about horror films for twenty minutes without saying anything lewd or crude. It's almost like it's a defense mechanism he uses to keep a distance, to maintain his facade.

In fact, he barely says anything at all when you're telling him about your preference for classic horror, and what video games you're interested in. Almost like he's enjoying learning about you. Almost like he can forego his usual ridiculously brazen behaviour around you. And you're more than happy to return the favour when he gets excited about boomerangs. Your fault for mentioning them.

"Yeah, you can learn a lot from a video online about surviving in the outback, but if you're ever looking for private tutoring, I'm your man."

He winks with this statement, but you can tell there's sincerity behind the offer. The fact that you're willing to listen politely, and that you seem interested in him when he's talking about subjects that are so personal to him, makes him feel very at home around you. And you're warming up to him, to the point where you can make some jokes too. I mean, no harm in joking about inviting him round to your place to get rid of some scary spiders, since he's Australian Outback Extroardinaire.

"Listen, for you, I can let myself be more of a hero than anti-hero for a change. Show me the little buggers and I'll have your house spider free in no time."

He winks again, and you're so fond of it that you can't help but imagine a life of being winked at across tables. A strange, happily ever after.

[milkshake-sprinkels]

I'm making a marvel oc does anyone wanna read about her????

So, her name is Sedna

Her powers have a similar feel to an asgardian God but it's based off the Native American God of the same name

Her nicknames are Sed and Nini, and Panini beany, and Indie

She's 5'4

OH AND SHE IDENTIFIES AS DEMI-GIRL/WOMAN AND IS PAN

And she's Native American

-but she also low-key looks like Blake lively

If you can't tell where I'm go in with the previous point...I SHIP HER WITH DEADPOOL

She has 3 sisters, Aries, Eshu and Chang-Yin(all also based of gods)

She's been alive since before the dinosaurs

Was raised by a Baryonyx(specific dino subject to change due to location of where their fossils were found)

Often takes firms of dinosaurs or a Wolf

Was frozen/in a statue(still deciding) for 75 years before Deadpool freed her

When she regained consciousness she realized she was missing her voicebox, all the bones in her right arm, and 90% of her digestive system.

Wade and Nini quickly become friends(they both think the other is cute as all hell without even seeing what they look like in a human form sans costume and mask)

Also she about melts when he tells her that he knows ASL so they can actually talk to eachother

Wade tells Peter(Spiderman) about her and then Pete tells Reed Richards who makes an arm for her on a whim.

Sedna is reluctant to let Reed even touch her with a medical device(she has SEVERE white coat syndrome)

But wade wasn't allowed to comfort Nini while she was getting the arm attached

And after it was done, Reed ran a shit ton of crazy tests on her and Wade, Hope(Wasp), Scott(Antman), and Piotr(Colossus) had to break her out if the Baxter Building

Wade helps her gets used to the metal arm(which had to be screwed into her body like automail from fma[for a reason I'm still figuring out])

Tony helps fic her arm so it doesn't hurt her by controlling her movements and shocking her constantly.

She can also use telepathy and your basic psychic skills but they put her in severe pain

OH AND the only sister she has alive is Aries, the sister who has ripped the spin out of Sed's back for giggles.

She was friends with Steve and Bucky when they were kids

Steve got chewed out when he told her he wanted to join the army

She flew to Germany where she met a mutant-jewish family and lived with them for a bit

But Aries found out that her sis was happy and called Gestapo on them

At like two in the morning Kili woke up to gunshots and ran with the kid of the family, Annabelle

She kept her in hiding for 3 years

But the Nazis gas their hideout and put them in the custody of Hydra

That's where she meet the Red Skull

He made her watch as Hydra tortured the closet person she had to daughter until the girl dies

Hydra then conducts thousands of awful experiments on her, blinding her left eye and making her sense of smell moot

When she escapes she gets napped by her sister's generals, the Zodiac

Aries then beats her the fuck up then freezes/turns her into a statue, getting her out every now and then to run experiments 100x worse the Hydra's

Then she wakes up and falls into what was the gentlest touch she'd ever felt and a pretty voice saying, "Hey dino lady, you okay?"

And before she knows it she's swept up off the ground and carried to what looks like a giant metal bird(a quinjet)

That's when she tries to speak to him, but the no sound will come out of her mouth

Then she starts to have a panic attack cause the only thing she liked about herself that she was born with was her voice, and now that's gone

Wade somehow calms done a dinosaur having a panic attack in a jet.

She falls asleep in his arms and wakes up on a couch with him watching her intently

ENOUGH WITH STORYTIME LET'S GO BACK TO LITTLE HEADCANNONS/TIDBITS

She and cable are bffs(low key over a shared love for Wade)

Nate convinces her to ask wade out after about six months of silent flirting

On what they decided was gonna be Nini's b-day(Dec. 15) Wade gives her a vibranium-uru voicebox

And then she sees a note underneath it in the box it was in asking her out

Also she's bffs with gambit(she's literally his only friend) and Kurt(Nightcrawler)

Nightcrawler is the angel on her shoulder while gambit is low-key the devil in her shoulder

One time her and a squad of heroes were in the savage land getting attacked by pterasaurs and she just starts hoping up and down snatching the pterasaurs out of the air

When she's done she says, "That used to be may favorite pastime as a kid"

After a lot of shit went down ivolving the F4 Nini and Ben(the thing) become friends

She also becomes like a mother figure to Ava(ghost)

Wade brings them bags of morphine for the 3 of their's chronic pain

She dosent have a reproductive system and of course she finds this out after her and Wade get married(cause I must make her life awful to get all the fluff)

She's a genetic experiment, made up of alot if different creatures, which us why she looks nothing like her sisters

People call her Indie sometimes, because she looks like Indiana Jones and the Indominous Rex.

Her skin pattern looks like how the T-REX in the Jurassic park novel is described

She's the leader of Team Red

She has alot of scars

She has a scar on her lower back that if us hit there she'll collapsing and blood will pretty much fall out her mouth and nose.

When Nini and Wade got married they both wore suits.

They also both walked down the aisle.

MIGHT BE UPDATED DAILY