#i just want to vibe and write my soft wash headcanons and fics

[slytherinshua]

SLYTHERINSHUA'S 2024 TUMBLR REVIEW

(except it's me and i'm a bit unhinged w the stats)

TOP 5 FICS

brought the heat back (1764 notes)

anton boyfriend headcanons (1611 notes)

you, me, and bulbasaur (1266 notes)

texts with boyfriend jaehyun (1248 notes)

boynextdoor and kisses (1167 notes)

LONGEST FIC

burnt promises, second chances (14521 words)

SHORTEST FIC

handholding with tws (200 words)

TOP 5 FAV FICS

burnt promises, second chances (seventeen - wonwoo), this beast of a fic was just a labour of love tbh and it will always be one of my favs even though i could probably write it better now. it was honestly just a milestone in my writing career and i still love it !!

love explosion (&team ot9), i just thought this fic was super cute and it was fun to write, it's probably a bit of recency bias too but who cares!!

i wish you could hear my lullaby (nu'est - minhyun), a sad sad fic but i thought i portrayed the emotions well and honestly i just love minhyun

the night where it ended (zerobaseone - hanbin), part of a series of fics that prob defined slytherinshua 2024, but this one is my fav of the 3 in the series. the saddest part but i absolutely love how i wrote that death scene.

113 l seungjun (onf - seungjun), gotta be at least one onf fic on this list !! honestly this pick is more about the vibes than anything else. i always wanted to write a beautiful beautiful au and i'm so glad i did and did it for seungjun. i would definitely love to write more onf lore fics in the future :)

CROSSOVER FICS

pepperup potion (hogwarts crossover)

ruby out of control (steven universe crossover)

my heart returns (whisper of the heart crossover)

seventeen atla headcanons (avatar the last airbender crossover)

burnt promises, second chances (avatar the last airbender crossover)

FICS WRITTEN FOR MOOTS

kiss and makeup (sejun) written for @sunoo-bby

a jerk or not (eunseok), paris rain (anton), velvet and silk (yongha), you're worth it (anton), california love (doy), late night kisses (doy), pearls (one), sangha soft thought (sangha), just us two (shinyu), first kiss (anton), birthday girl (sangha), gambit (park jihoon), hanse headcanons (hanse) written for @eternalgyu

cherry bows (s.coups), chocolate cake (intak), really? in a cafe? (seunghyub), one more kiss (seunghan), you're such a dork (taeyong), leehan soft thought (leehan), fish ≠ human (leehan), texts with boyfriend leehan (leehan), texts with boyfriend sion (sion), soul soft thought (soul), dongsung soft thought (dongsung), riku soft thought (riku), troublemaking (ryo), hold my heart, keep it safe (jeno), for a million years (seunghan), nights with you (soobin), the night where it ended (hanbin), gunil soft thought (gunil), theo soft thought (theo), summer's #1 perk (gyuvin), boy dad intak (intak), cherry berry (sakuya) written for @blue-jisungs

imperfect weddings (seo yul) written for @candewlsy

snack break (hyojin), sleep is the best medicine (seungkwan), hyojin headcanons (hyojin) written for @wheeboo

golden retriever (mingyu) written for @mangocustard16

cooking with prince (prince), texts with boyfriend yushi (yushi) written for @haecien

dk soft thought (dk) written for @planetkiimchi

gunwook soft thought (gunwook), hey, sleepyhead (subin) written for @chewryy

jaehyun soft thought (jaehyun), 2am crisis (yujin) written for dodo (deactivated acc pls come back pookie)

flustered (kangmin), beautiful stranger (fuma), shinyu soft thought (shinyu), husband material (matthew), a bit tipsy (chanhee), on the bleachers (juyeon), too good to be true (hyunjae), shut your pretty mouth (eric), without words (sunghoon), sejun soft thought (sejun), sacrifice (eric), pepperup potion (harua), washed away (k) written for @hursheys

how lucy hugs (lucy), the breaking point (gwangil), caring hands (sangyeop) written for @completely-zoned-out

did we just fall in love? (leehan) written for @lxvemaze

i think my cat likes you (cha hun) written for @tocupid

reborn, undead (hanbin) written for @nonononranghaee

of doubts and mistakes (woodz) written for @from-izzy

winter's jealousy (jungsu) written for @loserlvrss

just for a week (soobin), my jewel (hueningkai) written for @soobchwe

tabloids gonna love this (hueningkai) written for @seokminfilm

slice of cake (wonwoo) written for @k1eev

the first snow (jo) written for @nicholasluvbot

how to approach you (ej) written for @fae-renjun

REQUESTED FICS POSTED - 101

GROUP I WROTE THE MOST FICS FOR - boynextdoor (22 fics)

IDOL I WROTE THE MOST FICS FOR - leehan (11 fics)

NUMBER OF GROUPS WRITTEN FOR - 28

NEW GROUPS I WROTE FOR - 12

2024 MILESTONES

reaching 2000 followers & 3000 followers!! joining more networks, meeting new amazing mutuals, writing for so many groups, hosting multiple events and many more <3

GOALS FOR 2025

reach 5000 followers!! write another long fic (10k+) or multiple!! write for wayv, cix, and day6 (plus other new groups i decide to stan in 2025!!), grow the &team writing community on tumblr, and of course get more ppl to stan onf <3

FAV BLOGS THIS YEAR

@wheeboo @blossom-hwa @raevyng @nicholasluvbot @lxvemaze

@blue-jisungs @fae-renjun @hursheys

FAV FICS I'VE READ THIS YEAR

you know i love you by @lxvemaze

partly moon, partly sun by @blossom-hwa

attractive attention by @hursheys

promise, love burning brighter than a fire, tattoo by @blue-jisungs

every time we touch by @nicholasluvbot

tell me that you love me, hi (i love you), rain or shine by @wheeboo

weather the storm by @planetkiimchi

first to know you, first to love you by @gluion

petrichor by @welcometomyoasis

if it's all i do: my heart beats true, one day robots will cry by @lxveille

tattooed heart by @juyeoniemyhoney

NUMBER OF FICS WITH MAIN CHARACTER DEATH - 4

NUMBER OF FIANCE/HUSBAND FICS - 22

NUMBER OF PREGNANCY/BABY FICS - 4

NUMBER OF NURSING TROPE FICS - 14

WORDS TO MUTUALS

to defining moots of 2024, my best friends in the whole world, who i wake up excited to talk to every day

@eternalgyu my soulmate forever and ever, i will never stop loving our conversations, the groups we stan together, the fic ideas, the calls, the games, and everything in between. my life is infinitely better because of you and i would have never even started on tumblr without your push for it <33 you are really the reason behind this whole blog and me pursuing writing more seriously as a hobby so i am always forever grateful to you hannie :(( i love you 🥹

@hursheys we fight every day but it still brings a smile to my face regardless. i said i wouldn't be sappy but here i am deal w it 👹 i loved introducing you to all the groups this year, it was genuinely some of my favourite memories this year. i've really wanted a christian friend who i could be close with which is something i've never had because of constant moves. and it's so nice to have met someone who actually gets me, who is so similar to me in almost every way, who i can annoy every single day and tell to kys 🙂‍↕️

@blue-jisungs my baby!!!! we always have each others backs whether it is sharing fic ideas or writing fics for each other, talking about wishies and tws babies and bonedo <33 i just love how close we've become in 2024 and now we talk like every single day it's truly become routine by now 🥹🥹 and i wouldn't have it any other way. you always make my day better when you text <3 my kyo forever and ever!! i'll always be your soul hehe :D

to all my other moots (i cannot tag you all cause tumblr will not let me post ksdksd), thank you so much from the bottom of my heart for being my friends, talking to me, loving my blog and my fics. whether we met in a net, or through each others fics, or just randomly i appreciate and love every single one of you. you all make my life so much fun and enjoyable. tumblr really has become my happiness and i'm so glad i can share it with all of you <33

and lastly, to all of my followers, the one's who have gotten me to 3000 on this blog. i love you so much. all the anons who have come talked to me. all the people who have requested fics, participated in events, read my fics, liked my fics, commented on my fics, reblogged my fics, thank you all so much. you've made 2024 such a memorable year for me and this blog!! truly the best year this blog has seen i truly believe. i hope i've given someone the same amount of happiness and enjoyment that everyone on tumblr has given me. i love you all <3 cheers to 2025 being even better!!

[chen-chen-chen-again-chen]

For the WIP Game! (I went and updated the original post so it has links to all the answers, if folks want to check those out. Sometimes my brain good!)

@you-remind-me-of-the-babe asked me about the WIP called Will suck dick for books! 😆😆 I did not anticipate that folks would ask about works in fandoms they are not familiar with but I am LIVING FOR IT~~

I'm also going to go ahead and tag @fatalfangirl here because (methinks??) you have partaken of the Haikyuu. Going to also tag @thewesterndoor because YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID lolol jkjk who got me into Haikyuu and whose Take/Ukai fics I ADORE.

Fandom background: Haikyuu!! is an earnest and hilarious volleyball anime where everyone is gay and chaotic and loveable. It's SO SO GOOD and like all sports anime, it is not necessarily just about sport but about FEELINGS~

Pairing background: Takeda Ittetsu/Ukai Keishin

Takeda (Take-chan): looks like a cinnamon roll but could actually kill you, English teacher, glasses nerd, his superpower is bowing at like 1000 km/h, head coach but he knows nothing about volleyball at the beginning of the series (he just stepped in to fill a void b/c he a good human), cries easily, tries to use poetry to motivate high school athletes, terrifyingly good at holding his liquor, in my headcanon he's a beast in the sack

Ukai: looks like he could kill you but is actually a cinnamon roll, Reformed Gangster Vibes, in his late 20s but his energy is always Kids Get Off My Lawn, lightweight, easily manipulated by cute English teacher into coaching a high school volleyball team even though he has full time jobs running a convenience store and helping out w/ the family farm because (in this fic) he's Weak for Dat Ass

The fic: a canon-adjacent and canon-compliant take on (some of) the events in the series, but focused on the relationship between Takeda/Ukai, these baby adults who have somehow accidentally co-adopted 14 chaotic teens.

There's fake dating, nerding out about books, soft boyfriends being super soft and domestic, dating/married even if they don't realize it, and a backstory involving writing your phone number in the back of a book, lending it to a hot stranger, and somehow running into them seven years later.

U want a snippet? here's a snippet. I has lots of snippets. (This bad boy is sitting at like 75% in my drafts folder):

"Look, are you going to buy something or not?"

"Are you going to coach the boys' volleyball team?"

"No. You should try a meat bun, they're pretty good." 

The Nice New Teacher buys a pizzaman, which is kind of adorable. "I'll come back," he says, but it's hard for him to sound threatening around a mouthful of steamed bun. 

And another, a little later on:

Keishin's gotten used to being accosted by the Nice New Teacher every few days, so he's a little weirded out by a sudden radio silence. In that time, he reviews the store inventory, decides to implement a new organization system for the frozen foods, and even washes the windows. It's a slow couple of days, okay? 

He literally just finishes throwing GunGun bars at a couple of punks from the volleyball team - the one with the shaved head catches the protein bar in his teeth, what the hell is Take-chan teaching them - when the store phone starts ringing. 

"Lo, Sakanoshita Market." 

"Ukai-kun!" Take-chan exclaims. He sounds breathless and excited, as if he's been eager to talk to Keishin all day, which is kinda adorable and - weird, Keishin corrects himself, weird, and not adorable, and definitely not a little bit charming. 

"You again," Keishin sighs, as if he's got about fifty million other things that he could be doing with his time, instead of re-reading One Piece. 

And then later, after Keishin's ass is well and truly Trapped:

"Er, thanks," Takeda says, flushing.  "I, ah, as you can see, I… I have a lot of books." 

"Do I need to stage an intervention, Sensei?" 

Takeda scratches the back of his head. "My mother was a librarian," he says, laughing a little. "So I come by it honestly." 

Keishin finds himself squinting at a silver flask resting between a bunch of cookbooks. There's writing on it in English, in fancy Gothic lettering, and he manages to just make out Will suck d- before Takeda suddenly materializes there, his smile very bright. 

"Hope you don't mind red pepper, there's a lot of it in the yakisoba!" Takeda says, his voice a bit higher than usual. "We should eat!"

THANK YOU for letting me blather about this fic in a fandom other than Carry On, LOLOLOL!!! It's so fun to come back to this and definitely makes me excited to FINALLY FINISH AT SOME POINT THIS YEAR RAWR~

[cynicaljapanophile]

agent washington as a s/o headcanons

screen love - trifect • sweet boi - chevy • paris in the rain - lauv • sunkissed - khai dreams • fool - cavetown • your text - sundial 

hostility is the first thing that came to mind when describing the relationship between you and wash when you first met 

wash wasn’t exactly the most friendly person when you first met each other

you didn’t hit it off immediately or were on the best of terms when you first met but it was something you could always use to tease him about 

even after the two of you made up nothing more than platonic interactions happened 

every once in a while you’d make a joke here and there but that was usually as far as anything would go

it wasn’t until you were forced to interact with each other as one of the few people around after getting stuck in a random canyon after crashing on chorus

although you have to admit the experience was a bit… jarring to say the very least

while you don’t stop antagonizing him completely, you start to slow down after a conversation that the two of you have one night 

it’s not a particularly interesting conversation

at most, it probably lasts thirty minutes and you don’t really learn anything of real value 

even so, a conversation with someone late into the night gives you a bit of clarity on a person even if it was on somebody you wanted to avoid as much as possible

there’s not a specific moment when your relationship passed the line of friendship to romance

it was simply a progression that happened over time before either of you realized what had actually happened 

but if we’re being specific on when either of you realized the change in the relationship that you had, the first person who realized that change was washington

it’s a bit awkward, to say the least

you don’t really notice it though, wash’s personality wasn’t really all that different before he realized it after all

he doesn’t really vibe with the whole pda thing (and you don’t really care either way to be completely honest) 

because of this when the two of you are alone he’s a simp really soft

it gives you some serious whiplash sometimes

he unironically uses cheesy pickup lines on you 

wash: “i’m no photographer, but i can picture us together.”

y/n: “aw.” (sweetie… please no…)

corny 

the personification of a “how to be a good boyfriend” article (source: wikihow)

doesn’t really understand what you mean when you ramble about your “couple aesthetic” but he’s supportive

it doesn’t change the fact that he bought sky fall blue paint instead of bluebell blue paint but still, he’s trying

supports everything that you do 

wash literally has no interest in ghosts whatsoever but because of you he has now a complete history of every single haunting that have taken place in texas

neither of you says you’re together directly 

one day you just have a conversation and it just comes out 

y/n: “aw, babe, you had a crush on me? that’s embarrassing.”

wash: “we’re married.”

y/n: “still…”

everybody is just like ??? when did y’all get married ???

he’s just very proud 

the reason you don’t try to bring up your relationship with wash is that when you do he’ll never shut up about it 

it’s not even on purpose and he never realizes when he’s doing it

washington is just a very happy man

he loves you so much and it makes him very soft

[fuck-you-i-am-spiderman]

Rate Rotten OT4 from 1-10 and explain why! What are your favorite headcanons of Jayvie and Marlos? Favorite AU ideas for Jaylos and Malvie? What song(s) remind you of Rotten OT4? ♥

This got super long. I’m not even sorry, y’all know I love them okay!! @hersilentlanguage

Rate rotten ot4 from 1-10 and explain why

1000000/10 listen, they are my babies and I love them. The power they have is indescribable but I'm going to try so I hope you were expecting an essay. They work so well together and know one another. They feed off of one another's energy and when they come together for those moments it's always so strong and really the definition of found family. All of the soft moments are so pure and good. 

Like Mal and Jay? Soft babies that look tough but are gooey as heck. So protective of one another!!

Mal and Evie? Queens, with an lgbt anthem WE STAN. Married couple energy, so good at lifting one another up.

Jay and Evie? So in sync, Evie always laughs at Jay's jokes that's like prime wife material just saying. 

Mal and Carlos, omg the softness, the mischief, the shoulder thing THE SHOULDER THINGGGGGGG. The way Carlos looks to Mal when he’s scared, I cannot.

Jay and Carlos? Do I even need to say it?!!!!! Beautiful, glorious idiots. Heart and Brain, I love them your honour.

Evie and Carlos? Precious nerd children with so much compassion, these little geniuses who people underestimate but are complete badasses in their own right. 

All of them are strong individually but together, those dynamics all form and the four are just so good, they've been through so much and are so ride or die for one another. They balance one another out and as cheesy as it is "four hearts as one" I think they are 4 sides of a square. Also, they're all fucking fine as hell and I'm very weak for all of them. It shouldn't be fair that they all look that good.

Favourite headcanon for Jayvie:

Omg, just one? 🤪 I was going to say hairstyling because I see we're all in that mood but I'm going to divert slightly. It's still in the hair area, but something I thought about was how they both have such long and luscious hair and that it's clearly very well taken care of. I have a hc that Evie makes them all custom shampoos with specific scents and Jay’s is so chocolatey and rich. When one of them has had a hard day they’ll take a shower and will spend a lot of time carefully washing one another’s hair, because it feels so damn good and the two of them really appreciate how much work goes into maintaining their luxurious manes. They really love hair massages and brushing one another’s hair, it’s so simple but it’s an activity they like doing, it’s a routine they get into. After a tourney game Evie will run Jay a bath and wash and then style his hair, and yes they love braiding but they also just like the feeling of their hair in one another’s hands, taking care of it and going shopping for hair products, researching what works best for their hair and trying out new styles with one another. Like some days Jay will rock a side braid and then he’ll be massaging Evie’s head and gently scraping her hair into a ponytail as she works.

Favourite headcanon for Marlos: 

Prankster duo!!!!!! I know I usually go for a softer headcanon but I just fucking love the idea of Mal and Carlos teaming up to cause a little mischief. I blame all of their interactions in WTBW for fueling this energy. Mal loves pranking so much and Carlos is such a planner, he makes powerpoints and blueprints for his ideas. Put Mal’s determination and sheer power with Carlos’s analytical and sneakiness, just wow. Mal is an enabler, she for sure encourages Carlos to make inventions that they can use to prank someone. Both of them are so small and I think it works to their advantage, they would hide and plot and scheme and no one would bat an eyelid, especially because Mal would glare until they stopped. I see both of them as being very active minds, they work well as a team because both have such a flair for chaos and you expect that to stop when they get to Auradon? No fucking way. Mal and Carlos scheming because they don’t like how much D*** lurks and suddenly his locker is booby trapped and no one knows how Marlos did it. Mal is very impulsive so she just decides she wants to do something and Carlos is like “your grumpiness I have been planning this for weeks, here’s my essay on why flour bombing people is fricking hilarious” and Mal is two seconds away from jumping Carlos right there and then.

Favourite au ideas for Jaylos and Malvie: 

oh damn so many. 

Lemonade mouth/band au. 

Always a sucker for hogwarts au's, like give me rival quidditch players Jaylos (because Carlos is super quick and could be a seeker for sure and Jay is 1000% a beater), give me Mal and Evie being paired up in potions and Mal getting super distracted by how animated Evie gets. Give me Evie and Jay wanting to talk to the cute hufflepuff and the snarky slytherin and trying to hatch a plan on how best to go about this. I love hogwarts fics and will eventually write one!! 

I want to write a coffee shop one where Carlos has been trying to flirt with an oblivious Jay by using coffee puns whenever he orders and Jay is just transfixed by this curly-haired god and Mal is getting really annoyed because Carlos is trying so hard and she's wondering if she was this oblivious with Evie (Carlos likes to remind her that she was waaaaay worse so he's allowed to have a crush in a beautiful dumbass), it would be cute and silly and accurate to my life because I like to write nice messages on coffee cups.

Ngl I have a few smutty ideas 👀 but idk whether I should be horny on main

and you know we both had the idea of hairdresser Jay and the other three being weak af for him as an excellent rotten ot4 au.

What song(s) remind you of the rotten ot4?

I should create a playlist 🤔 I always find new songs that I feel fits them or reminds me of them. A few that come to my mind are:

Unstoppable - The Score

Learn to let go - Kesha

Start a riot - Banners

Find my way back - Four year strong

Famous last words - My chemical romance

Horns like a devil - Bryce Fox (I don't even know why, I just think of this when they're being badass and ruthless and just yes!!! This vibe 👌)

[we-always-hit-our-ass]

First Date HCs With David Webster

warnings: meh some cursing but nothing major, it’s also very long I’m sorry- but the rest is just fluff, so eeee I hope you all like them! <333

words: 1.6k (ajsajhk i got carried away on these headcanons, i couldn’t help myself)

Taglist: @deldontplay, @thatsonefishyboi,@noneofurbusinez, @meteora-fc, @gutsandgloryhere​, @hihosilvers, @rayleighshughes, @floydtab, @wexhappyxfew, @sherlollydramoine, @meganthesunflower, @3milesup​, @jamie506101​, @sunflowerchuck​, @softlieb​, @k-websters​, @punkgeekchic​, @speirs-crazy-ass​, @hellitwasyoufirstsergeant​, @stressedinadress​

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First Date Headcanons with David Webster

So you see, of course our favorite Harvard boy will take you to the fucking aquarium (Cliche and obvious? Yes. But like where else, I mean seriously??)

When you first got together the first thing he promised you was an aquarium date, and well looky here, he fulfilled that promise.

Ok, so y’all pull up to the building and you can see waves of literal euphoria coming out of him. He’s just so adorable and he has a little bit of pep in his step when walking towards the entrance. 

And then every time he walks, his poofy brown hair bounces up and down and the way the suns hits it is *chefs kiss*-

Even before you get to the entrance, your boyfriend is gushing about marine animals. They were short descriptions of a multitude of animals but they were so detailed and captivating, you couldn’t help but listen.

However, his voice was a bit distracting at times and you could find yourself zoning out while he talked. 

A look of awe is plastered on your hand and your hold on his hand tightens ever so slightly.

It’s safe to say that you learned more about ocean animals in those brief moments than you ever could from your years in school.

Y’all bust in the aquarium like the iconic couple you two are (I’m so proud of you) and boy oh boy is David cute as hell.

Here he is-- a grown ass man who went to Harvard and literally served in WW2-- looking like a child discovering a shiny rock. You love it-

David is indecisive as hell and he had no idea where to go. He turns over to look at you with those beautiful eyes of his and you can’t help but smile.

You two pull up those maps of the building and you two plan out the rest of your date. Your fingers trail over the paper, trying to figure out where to go first.

You two make up this intricate schedule and you knowingly look at each other when your eyes find where the shark exhibit was.

But at the beginning of your date Web held your hand as you two viewed various wildlife vibin in the water behind the glass.

You were in heaven when you saw how the water played so beautifully on the your boyfriend’s face. 

David was oblivious to how you stared at him in awe and you were oblivious to whenever he did the same to you.

You named a crab after Johnny and a particularly cute clownfish was named after Babe. You two had a heated discussion on who Winters was. 

(Y’all never settled on anything. Web thought he’d be a red snapper. You personally think he’d either be a blue marlin or a swordfish.)

He called you his angelfish and you hit him on the arm for being so cheesy. After that he said that you were a flame angelfish instead and you could only playfully roll your eyes at him.

Get prepared for literally a shit ton of fish trivia this boy will never shut up and he just wants to gush about it to you, it’s very wholesome and sweet actually.

He knows a lot because he either has a whole 100000 page book about the sea printed on his brain or something or because he has the literal ocean in his eyes.

Look I can’t tell at this point-

The two of you were going to every single exhibit this aquarium had to offer and there was no stopping you.

Sadly that intricate schedule is unceremoniously yeeted out the window because when you head over to the next place you're stopping at you two see something else you like and head there instead.

“(Y/N)! I thought we were seeing the penguins next-”

“But Web, the seals! Look at the seal exhibit!”

You’re gripping his arm and looking at him with your stunning face, how could he say no to you? 

So he lets an exaggerated sigh and nods his head as he tries to contain his grin.

You two went over to the seal exhibit instead kasjhd- Y’all still got to see the penguins, it’s all ight.

While gawking at the beautiful fish species you saw, Web seemed to know a heaping mount about a lotta of em. The facts he didn’t tell you earlier he says now and you’re just like “look at my smart Harvard boy go-”

The amount of times you wanted to just make a scrapbook that is dedicated to this day alone is nearly impossible to keep track of. The both of you wanted to cherish this aquarium date for all eternity.

Cause literally there’s this one moment where you’re looking over at tropical fish and Web was reading the description. Oh what would happen next-

As you’re admiring the way the small fishes swam gracefully Web legit goes on a rant on how they got some information on the Tiger Barb wrong.

This adorable idiot I- I can’t even at this point.

But Web holds you in his arms as he buries his face in your hair while looking at fish send tweet. 

He also wraps his arms around your waist and he rests his head on top of yours. He makes comments about some of the fish and you just sink into his embrace.

Also one thing you did keep from your schedule after not following it was visiting the petting pool after you two ate lunch.

When I say that you two nyoomed over to the petting pool area I mean y’all nyoomed-- Like full Speirs mode on-- because Jesus Christ this is an aquarium and David will obviously take you to the petting pool.

You two arrived there and my Lord you swore that David was holding back a squeal. The two of you immediately rolled up your sleeves and went over to dip your hands to touch the animals in the pool.

The look you gave Web when you touched a cownose ray-- it was precious. 

You also couldn’t hold your excitement as a few more smaller rays glided under the pads of your fingertips.

Then there were the horseshoe crabs and yknow those tiny fish that like swarm your hand and tickle you, yeah those too.

Y’all also chill it out and get to wash the jellyfish. The way the room was dark gave it a whole nother vibe, my loves. 

Like in  that jellyfish room, you two will most definitely just hold each other while gazing at the glass.

Bro, in the dim room, he’ll just pull you close and place a chaste kiss on your forehead and lips.

The bioluminescence of the jellyfish illuminates Webster’s face, making his features appear more sharp. Simping time commence, you two are a fine af couple.

Now time for the real kicker- It’s shark time

After dragging your ass to almost all of the other exhibits in the aquarium, Webster saved the shark exhibits near the end of the date.

Ohoho, was this boy eUPHORIC-

David is gripping your hand tightly and he’s constantly sending you smiles as you two walk closer to the entrance of the shark exhibit.

This is where Webster ascends out of his body, this is the second time he has (first time was when he met you and started dating). 

You share his happiness and the utter vibes comin off from your boyfriend makes you so soft and full of glee.

Yknow his constant face when his eyes are focused on something and his mouth is just slightly parted? Well that is his face most of the time during your time there.

M o r e   f a c t s.

Webster did write a wholeass book about them, what did you expect?

The utter passion and fascination in his voice really stands out whenever he talks about these beautiful babies- 

Like sure, David sounds happy when he talks about other sea animals, but with sharks? Whole nother level. 

It’s one of his biggest quirks and my goodness do you just stand there taking in all his facts as he goes on a tangent about different types of shark species.

The light in his eyes as they trail over as they trail over a sand shark swimming by. He’ll also just stare at a leopard shark while smiling because he loves them.

After leaving the shark exhibit after spending 1 hour in there with your boyfriend, you two decide to go home- But first, y’all buying some things from the giftshop. 

Webster will spoil you and will buy you anything you want in the aquarium gift shop.

Wallets beware, you’d also do the same for him.

There was this jellyfish theme hat you saw and you made David try it on- He looked so fucking stupid but like a cute kinda stupid.

You regret not buying it when you had the chance-

However- You two got shark plushies together. You got a tiger shark plushy and he gots a hammerhead. 

You two absolutely love them and you could’ve sworn you could’ve just burst from happiness when he showed you the tiger shark plush he got for you.

You two also bought those chonky seal plushies because I mean... I mEAN- Just look at em, they’re stunning of course you and Web had to get em.

With a day well spent with your boyfriend you just wanted nothing more but to lay with David on your bed as you run your fingers through your hair.

So you two leave the aquarium building smiling and laughing. Webster leans in a gives you another soft kiss on your lips and you let out a giggle. 

The two of you are noticeably happier, and you two head back to the car. The date ends with your hand in his and your four new plushies in tow.

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a/n: it’s been so long since I posted a fic or writing of any kind. unfortunately, i’ll have to put a hold on my pt 2 for the roe fic i made and im procrastinating by writing hcs kasjadjk. i decided to make these for some of the lovely people in my discord server. i hope y’all enjoyed these hcs with web!

i love you all very much, stay safe and i send yall another round of my good vibes 😩💕💕

[c-c-cherry]

Ok, first of all- the newest chapter of the unknown was so good😭😭 I don’t normally cry while reading fics but I genuinely did cry this time around.. it was so wonderfully written!! Anyways, my question! What is your all time OTP? I’d love to know some headcannons you’ve got for them if you’d be willing to share! I’d have to assume bruabba based on some of your posts here but who knows!

AaaaAA thank you for reading my stuff, any comments make me feel so happy!!  Anon...you caught me...oh, how predicable I am...Bruabba is 100% my top OTP right now—they’re just some wholesome mafia dads trying to vibe and take care of their kids ;-; Although I don’t write shippy stuff that often (and when I do its very minor lol), I am indeed a very shippy person.

I don’t have any Bruabba headcanons on me at this moment (I’ll probably post some bruabba head canons a bit later when I have a bit of time hehe), but you know what my second favourite OTP is?? Josuyasu! And thanks to the lovely @jjadegreen (AKA the fucking head canon machine), I now obtain a SHIT TON of Josuyasu headcanons at my disposal!!

(These are all very soft by the way. No NSFW on this blog😎😎)

Here we go, anon! Do enjoy:

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-They both have nightmares really often so even before they get together they start sleeping next to each other during sleepovers

-Might I add that they always comfort the other after nightmares :,)

-They hold hands under the desks during classes :,,)

-Even if there’s a bunch of chairs Okuyasu will ALWAYS sit in Josuke’s lap. Boyfriend soft

-When they play Mario Kart Josuke lets Okuyasu win sometimes and if that’s not true love I don’t know what is.

-Dinner dates at Tonio’s DINNER DATES AT TONIO’S—

-Okuyasu sews so he always repairs Josuke’s uniform when it rips

-Oku also writes poetry and it’s like—GOOD POETRY. So he wrote little poems about Josuke before he even realized what his feelings were, so after they start dating he just rips out a huge box of pining-for-Josuke poems

-They try helping each other with homework but they’ll end up answering 2 questions and taking a nap In Josuke’s bed

-They wanted to get promise rings but they were afraid of losing them so they got little pins to put on their uniforms instead

-Oku never shuts up about how cool Josuke is. Even when Josuke is around. Everyone in Morioh is tired of hearing about it but it’s just so sweet no one will ever tell him to stop

-Koichi knew they were pining from the start and died on the inside every time they denied it

-Speaking of Koichi,,, double dates with him/Yukako and Josuke/Okuyasu 🥺

-EVERY SUNDAY THEY GO ON PICNICS TOGETHER AND TOMOKO MAKES THEM SANDWICHES TO EAT🥺🥺😭

-After graduation they both take a gap year and go on a huge road trip together,,, they’ve saved up for it since just after everything with Kira

-They watch storms together,,,🥺💞 all cuddled up in a fluffy blanket on the porch and there’s thunder and lightning and Josuke rests his head on Oku’s shoulder and closes his eyes and I just,,, sgsyeufydej😭😭😭

-Tomoko is a sweet supportive mom and she treats Okuyasu very well :,) she teases Josuke about him all the time and she’s just so happy her son found someone so wonderful

-They still call each other Bro/Dude, no pet nicknames like ‘baby’. Just bros and dudes

-If Josuke is feeling nice he’ll wash out the ridiculous amount of gel in his pompadour and let Okuyasu play with his hair

-They make each other mixtapes and listen to them while they’re apart

-They didn’t go to prom, too many girls bothered Josuke about dates. They went out to Tonio’s and then cuddled while they watched movies and ate snacks. It was a great night for them and an awkward night for everyone else because Josuke was Prom King and he just wasn’t there

-Everything is a challenge. Who can eat the most pancakes (they both got sick after) who can run the fastest (Josuke ran into a stop sign while looking back to see how ahead he was) who can throw Koichi the highest (no victor was decided because Yukako ended that challenge before it could even begin) and just,, everything else you can think of. They are competitive boys

-They play a lot of smash bros—Josuke is always Link and Oku is Captain Falcon (out of the 12 original 1999 characters)

-YOU BETTER BELIEVE THEY SHARE AN ANIMAL CROSSING TOWN WHEN ITS FIRST RELEASED (the town would be called Morioh no doubt)

-Tomoko keeps trying to show Okuyasu Josuke’s childhood photos but that was pre-pomp so Josuke keeps finding increasingly ridiculous ways to hide the photos

-They watch Dragon Ball together whenever it comes on. They aren’t hardcore fans but they think it’s cool

-Discreetly holding hands while a bunch of girls follow Josuke around 🥺

-They have sleepovers practically every night. Tomoko even gave Oku a spare key to the house

-They always buy crappy games from the discount bin that cost like ¥80 and play them for fun

-Movie nights once a week 🥺🥺🥺

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Hope you liked those hehe...courtesy to Jade for thinking these up, I can always count on you bro🥺🥺

[nike-ravus]

Would you write a fic or a series of headcanons about Maggie and/or Alex in an ABO setting?

Ahh! I have never talked about my ABO headcanons for Maggie. Lol, I probably have a fic idea with every genera for Maggie and some variations on it that no one has ever thought of, but I have one, which is part of a spitball that I love a lot (but will probably never be a fic), so I will share a fragment. (it’s an Astra/Maggie fragment but . . . let’s say Alex gets involved at a later time.)

It is going under a cut, because this is ABO and ABO is mostly filth.

In this verse, Maggie presents as an alpha pretty early in a family that thought female alphas were abominations, defective. She was outed and kicked out, and grew up with her beta aunt, escaping to the city as soon as she could for a better life. She's never been totally comfortable being an alpha because she's short and pretty and tends to overcompensate. She's a fireman in this verse, because whether or not it's a good idea, she is drawn to situations that are mostly knot-measuring contests. Being a female alpha is already pretty queer.

She spends a lot of time in spaces that aren't the normal alpha/omega meat-market clubs, because its easier to find a heat buddy or a hook up with someone who isn't looking for a traditional alpha. These spaces are pretty welcoming for female alphas in general and male alphas looking for male omegas, and even for omegas who like to spend their heats with other omegas. But alphas getting with other alphas, well, it's a little weird. Are you a real alpha? You want to be treated like an omega? No self-respecting alpha would ever take a knot.

This isn't a problem. Maggie admires other alphas, but there's always a dose of jealousy and competition to it. She'd never fuck another alpha. She's not that queer.

Only one night at the club she notices another alpha watching her. Maggie's tense and unsettled by this. The other alpha's scent is strong, she's tall and lithe, easily confident and . . . hot. She's drawing enough attention on her own, and Maggie's like, why the fuck is she looking at me? Is she itching for a fight? Did she not notice that Maggie was an alpha? Is she too small? Maggie doesn't know what to do, but the alpha keeps looking, and Maggie can't not look back.

Maggie is hot and too drunk and it's making her uncomfortable, so she slips out of the main room and finds her way upstairs to the less popular alpha bathroom. She's washing her hands, trying to catch her breath and tell herself that it was nothing and the weird way she's feeling isn't attraction, isn't desire.

Then the alpha steps into the dim room behind her, a shadow in the mirror, moves up behind her and puts her hands on Maggie, cupping her hips. She pushes aside Maggie's hair to press her mouth to the back of her neck. "Is this all right?"

Fuck, yes, it's all right.

Maggie takes in a short sharp breath and lets her head fall back onto the other alpha's shoulder. She's had too much to drink. She feels like she's hallucinating. But the hands on her are so hot and the alpha smells rich and aroused and undeniably alpha, and her mouth is wet and sharp and rough on her shoulder and her neck. She's pressed tight against Maggie's back, on hand gripping her hip, restraining her, the other unfastening Maggie's jeans. Then she has her hand on Maggie's knot, and Maggie is squirming up against her body, already extended and hard, already breathless, and she feels the grin pressed tight against her ear and the hard curve of the other alpha's knot against her back.

The alpha jerks her off, swift and relentless, as if she's known what makes Maggie tick her entire life. Maggie comes gasping and messy and the other alpha is dark eyes and rough panting behind her, and so fucking hard, that Maggie just drops to her knees, and takes her out of her pants and blows her.She's never blown anyone before, but she's gotten enough to know how it's done. But she's never known how it feels--the other alpha's hands tight in her hair, the way she responds to everything Maggie does, her scent so fucking strong that she ought to be overwhelmed, ought to be repulsed, but she just opens her mouth and rubs into it.

She likes it. She likes it so much it's terrifying. She's always been into omegas, but not like this, not wanting to lose herself in fucking them. The way the other alpha moans and fights to keep herself from moving her hips, the sense of power Maggie has here, of control, even on her knees, it's so good. (She never feels powerful with an omega, perhaps because she knows she has the power there, social, biological, and has done nothing to deserve it, so she feels guilty. But here the power is entirely a gift.)

It's good enough that she doesn't realize what it means until the other alpha's come, and Maggie is sitting on her heels, jeans undone, mouth bruised and messy, and there's another alpha with her, who's had her, who's taken things she was never supposed to give an alpha, who's made her want things that she isn't supposed to want. This isn't okay. She can't recover from this. (The shame, someone knowing what she's done is bad enough. But worse is because it was so good. It felt right. It felt like something she needed. And if she needed this, what was she, defective? Again? Fuck.)

The other alpha still has her hands in Maggie's hair, but her grip is soft now, sifting through it as if to tidy her up. She has a smirk on her face which is equal parts hot and terrifying, because Maggie dropped her dignity like a contact on the floor and fuck if she knows how to find it again. But then she's got her hands under Maggie's arms, is lifting her back up onto her feet, gently, even though she's still smirking. She fastens up Maggie's jeans, straightening her shirt, and gives her a pat on the rump.

"You ever taken a knot?" Her voice is low and rougher than it was before.

Maggie shakes her head, jaw set, trying to look stubborn, trying to look like she'd never even consider it. But she was considering it now.

"Let me know if you think you might want to." And then the alpha had taken Maggie's arm and was writing something up the back of it in a sharpie she'd pulled from nowhere, and Maggie couldn't move. It felt like marking, like something she shouldn't--couldn't--allow. But the pen was already being capped before she could pull away, and the alpha was giving her a once-over, toes to head, something like pleased appreciation on her face. Then she was leaning in, catching Maggie's mouth, briefly, gently.

"Thanks," the word was breathed half into her mouth, and then the other alpha was out the door and gone.

Maggie goes home after that. She can't go back to her friends after hooking up with an alpha. At home, in the light, she looks at what's on her arm. It's a phone number and a name. Astra.

She doesn't call. Fuck no. She is not going to call to get bent over something and have another alpha treat her rough. She's not that much of a pervert.

Only, maybe she is that much of a pervert, because she can't stop thinking about it. She wonders what Astra would make her do. She wonders what Astra would let Maggie do to her.

So she texts.

Hey, this is M from ––– Club. Want to meet up?

She has over an hour of bitter regret and self-recrimination before she hears a response.

Sure. Free at 4 on Tuesday? Meet at [Pinned Address: 450 Vaylan Drive]?

Maggie paces around in circles, checks her calendar. She doesn't have a shift on Tuesday. Why can't she be scheduled for a shift on Tuesday? Why does this alpha want to meet up so early? Will it take all evening? How difficult is it to knot another alpha? Is there a lot of prep work? And did she just give out her address? Like it was no big deal? And it was just an address. No public meet up first to see if they still found each other attractive while not drunk? Just a hook up? Walking in and getting fucked like she wasn't even a person? Maggie would never do that to an omega, though she knew some people would. It was disgusting.

Maggie replied Ok., then panicked and packed up her entire inventory of lube and condoms. She'd arranged hookups and heat-buddy meet ups and stuff like this before. But it didn't feel like she'd done anything like this before. It wasn't with an alpha. Was this how omegas felt? Was that what this was? Unsafe but also excited, riding the edge of enthusiasm and panic? It really sucked. Why wouldn't alphas talk more, so she could actually know what sort of person she was going to see?

Fuck this. She nearly cancelled five times.

450 Vaylan Drive was a coffee shop. Maggie strolled right past it the first time, expecting brownstones. The second time she strolled by again because fuck fuck fuck, Astra was sitting at a table outside, long legs stretched out, looking super hot and casual. The third time, Maggie knew she'd been spotted and gave in, sauntering over to sit down across from her.

Astra gave her that smirk again, as if she'd won, and Maggie glared.

"What are you drinking?"

The words didn't make sense. Maggie frowned. Then slowly, slowly, she started to put things together. "Um, just black, thanks."

Astra was up, off, and Maggie stared after her, not quite sure what the vibe was that she was getting from this. Astra was back in a minute, with hot coffee, and handed it down, oddly gently. Then Astra was in the chair opposite, knees spread wide, elbows wide also. "So, M," she said. "Am I getting a name this time? What do you do?"

The vibe solidified. This wasn't a hook up. This was a date.

Maggie glanced around, unsure if she should be worried that people would notice, that they would be confused or grossed out by two alphas on a date. But no one really was looking.  Only Astra was watching her, still sly and a little lazy smirk teasing her mouth, watching her as if she half wanted to eat her up. But the other half wanted to hear what she had to say. Maggie took a sip of coffee. It was good. She let out the breath she'd been holding. "I'm Maggie," she said.

Astra's smile widened.

I'm fucked.