#i just want to live my fucking life the way i used tooooooo

[aliferous-ly]

I wanted to go to a thing but took a shower and now I have to . recover. bc this is fucking happening now . bites bites bites

[medicatedonwater]

Dies ist nur ein music review

So sometime last year i met this rad girl who also listened to warped tour bands. As she described it it’s like she started in the 2010s or something and just never stopped. And for me, I started around 2009 like rly seriously playing the 04-06 albums on repeat playing halo and suddenly clicking with “The Phrase that Pays” by The Academy Is…

That song totally kicked off a series of me getting hella invested in punk rock / emo / etc but i never had like an actual scene phase and i’m living it now haha. I so wish i’d listened to the albums these songs had come from. I wonder how it could have influenced my life back then, but whatever, i’m still here now and finally getting to it!!

I at first wanted to listen to all the Warped Tour Compilations and i was sad to see FUCKING TWTTR killed warped tour. fkn garbage fire site. (well, warped tour SHOULD be coming back next year and i am so hella hyped i can’t wait to get the most exquisite sunburn as i claw and scrape my way to the oasis that is a hose of fresh? water.)

I quickly got through all the warped tour albums from 1996 through 2018? 2019? lotsa music i missed out on. stuff i really wish i *had* been around for but most of the 2010s is voided out for me, between floundering around in college and part time jobs and rediscovering alternative music around 2015. This project intends to listen to the full discography of *every* artist with a song on a warped tour compilation. I’m skipping the DVDs but also including the punk-o-rama albums which did a crossover with warped tour in 1997, and including the european and australian tours cuz why the hell not. Throwing in the local stations top songs list starting at 1997 cuz of how much they’ve influenced my modern taste in music. I’m mostly using spotify - for artists not on spotify i’m just listening to the album (or single/EP) that particular listing came from. youtube is clunky as hell with no background play and i need some form of organization and spotify i have hella mix CDs on…

Anyway, the first album is Punk-o-rama from 1994, with FUCKING, BAD RELIGION. OH MY GOSH IVE WANTED TO listen to these guyses discography for AGES.

I honestly, like, right out the gate they’ve very politically on fire, like, they’re saying the kinds of things people need to fucking hear. they’re so real for it, and as they grow older some of the stuff is kinda tamer, the sound softens a bit, but hot damn if “the kids are alt-right” doesn’t point out the ongoing problems that still need solvation.

and of course they’ve got the classic crazy taxi songs too :D (omg can’t wait to hear the offspring tooooooo)

I recall the warped tour i attended back in 05 that bad religion had performed there the previous day. I don’t believe they were there for that particular warped tour date tho. I would absolutely love to see them live or at the very least get some merch :3 they’re just so, raw. so real. “Punk Rock Song” is still stuck in my head, and i’ve already moved on to NoFX (which, holy fuck they start out crass but mb it’s the bias speaking… they get good FAST)

Bad religion was a great time through and through, ramping up to No Control with some real bangers. Against the Grain had the song “21st Century (Digital Boy)” which I’d all but forgotten about since my first exposure to it nearly four years ago. Stranger than Fiction and The Grey Race had some of my old favorites like “Infected” and “Ten in 2010” with “Gods Love” coming along in 2003. New Maps of Hell for whatever reason lives in my head as a rly good album.

A lot of that early energy was really important for setting the stage for an awesome presence.

Apparently liked 98 Songs… this may go down over time but hey, they’re good. heck.

The particular showing for Punk-O-Rama was “Do What You Want” from Suffer in 1998. Can’t say I entirely remember the track, oh wait hang on, guess i’ll break all the fucking rules and go to hell with superman!! yeah no this song is lit af. love this scene. i gotttttta see these guys at some point.

Next on the docket is NoFX… I’m to “Usa-Holes” off Wolves in wolves clothing.

See, I knew I was amongst cool folx when i went to a party and this dude had a bad religion shirt.

Looking forward to more from this project!

OH, I TOTALLY FOUND TOUR WATER THE OTHER DAY AND IT FKN AWAKENED SOMETHING IN ME.

[evolnoomym]

Little Freak🌛

Gilf!Joel Miller x f!reader

Pt. 2 🌜| Main Masterlist | Joel Miller Masterlist

Summary: You love your boyfriend very much. But maybe there’s someone better?

Rating: 18+ mature content mdni!!!!

Word count: 1.1k

Authors note: I watched 🌽 and boom got inspired. I wrote this very quickly so don’t expect tooooooo much quality.

Warnings: no use of y/n, female reader, Moon is not a name necessarily but more a nickname, age-gap, controversial age gap, cheating, infidelity, twist at the end, unethical I guess, Joel doesn’t need blue pills, 2 other male OC’s, Joel=Grandpa Jack=Son James=Grandson, not a lot plot, dirty thoughts, masturbation (Male), alcohol consumption, cream pie, p in v unprotected, blowjob, balls

If I missed anything please let me know 🙏🏻

Shoutout to @cafekitsune & @saradika-graphics for the dividers 🖤

Disclaimer: English is not my first language so if you come across mistakes it might be due to that. Also the heat is cooking my brain so bear with me. I’m totally here for constructive criticism or feedback on how to improve. In general I appreciate comments, likes and reblogs greatly 🫶🏻

Joel knew how bad this situation he found himself in is. He should be a quiet, calm and kind old man enjoying his retirement. Instead he’s a hungry, perverted and manipulative freak.

He remembers when his grandson James wanted to finally introduce his sweet angelic girlfriend, Moon, to him. That boy was so excited to show her off like a prized possession.

Joel was mesmerized as soon as he laid his eyes upon your enticing frame and pretty face. You were truly a special girl. Mysterious just like the name you’ve introduced yourself with.

James had explained it beforehand but only after seeing you, did Joel seem to agree that it was more than fitting. Lil Moon Girl he jokingly called you, teasing with his low tone.

He rememberers how your soft tiny hand felt in his big and weathered one when you greeted him. Your coy smile, when he made his silly little jokes. Your gorgeous eyes, twinkling with mischief when you caught his lingering gaze. The slope of your nose, how cute you scrunched it up when you didn’t like something and those juicy lips he wanted to desperately feel wrapped around his cock. He imagined your tongue licking at his heavy balls, how you’d suck on them like a greedy slut and beg him to fuck you.

He got totally lost in you.

You smelled like a vanilla dream, so innocent and warm. He caught himself multiple times sniffing after you like a dog in heat. One time you forgot a cardigan after barbecue at his place and of course Joel did something dirty with it. He suffocated himself in the fabric, draping it over his face, letting your signature smell fill his senses, all while he was furiously jerking off. He hadn’t come so hard in years and it was all thanks to you.

That day, meeting you, he felt something inside of himself roar back to life. He felt so energized as if he were ten years younger.

Even Joel’s Son Jack, James Father, noticed how his Dad seemed to have suddenly gotten a surge of energy. He didn’t question it, he was just Happy seeing his old man up and about even at 60 years old.

The first step towards the edge was taken approximately 3 months in to knowing you.

It was a warm July day and you were supposed to meet James at his Grandpa’s house but he was a no show, probably forgot about it after drinking too much with his stupid buddies.

You were mad, rightfully so, and Joel took advantage of that. Of course he pretended to feel incredibly sorry for you being stood up and invited you into the house to maybe wait a bit for James. In case that dumbass would turn up.

You sat down with him on the big grey couch in his living room. He brought you a cold glass of water. Seems like you must’ve been thirsty judging by the way you chugged the water. You’re a messy drinker, so much so that the water is slightly dribbling down the sides of your mouth, leaving a trail down your throat that ends in your cleavage. Your chest is heaving and Joel can feel his libido return at full force looking at your tits.

You catch his staring but honestly you couldn’t care less. It didn’t bother you, Joel was attractive and the 40 years he got on you didn’t deter you from getting wet when he was so close. Just his presence alone caused a pleasant tingling in your core.

James was nothing compared to Joel.

Till this day Joel doesn’t know who gave in first. You drank your glass, placed it on the table in front of you and turned back to look at him. Tension seemed to be on an all time high. It ended with your lips smushed against his, Joel’s whiskers rubbed against your soft skin, big hands gripping at you with need. You landed in his lap, your pantie clad pussy right across his impressive bulge. You soaked through your panties and his jeans so much that he could feel your wetness on his throbbing length. The dry humbing ended with you screaming his name and Joel spurting everything he got into his boxers.

There was no way back to before, you’ve both gotten a taste of each other and were hungrier than ever.

(At the time neither of you noticed that someone was watching.)

In front of Jack & James the friendly facade was kept up but behind closed doors Joel defiled you over and over again.

He did all kinds of things to you. Lapping at your pussy till you screamed and begged him to stop. Fingering that magic spot inside of you till he had you squirting all over his bed. Sitting between your spread legs watching you play with yourself all while he tugged at his angry, red, weeping cock.

He taught you how to suck his big cock like a pro. You loved suckling on his tip for hours. And when you put your warm, wet mouth on his balls he felt close to heaven. He has never seen another woman enjoy herself so much while his heavy wrinkly old sack rested in her mouth.

You loved pleasing him in any shape or form.

Then it happened.

It was just one of these days. He was pounding into your slick dripping hole from behind. One of his hands tightly gripping your hips, while the other was tangled in your hair. Ripping you up to lean against him curving your back around his protruding belly. He was whispering disgusting filth into your ear all while continuously pounding into you without missing a beat.

“Atta girl, good little Slut, Moon ya like this fat cock in your pussy,huh?”

All you had to offer in response was a mindless giggling, he fucked you brainless.

When Joel starts rubbing at your clit it’s over you come with an ear-shattering scream and he spills his cum deep inside you.

As you were attempting to catch your breath you hear a creak from the doorway of Joel’s bedroom. When you peek up you’re greeted by Jack….you ask yourself what James Dad was doing here?

But it all got clearer when Joel spoke up addressing his son directly sounding not shocked at being caught at all “Awww darlin don’t worry good ol Jack here has been watching for a long time….jus waiting for right moment to intervene…haven’t you son?”

Jack nodded immediately. It became obvious that not only James Grandpa was after his girlfriend, no, his own father wanted a piece of the cake too.

Please don’t repost, copy, translate, or feed into any AI, thank you 🙏🏻

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[sunaarashi-no-aichaku]

I am curious about this, actually. I don't find that I agree with the entirety of that post (or the tweet in it) but it seems to be for different reasons than others?

I feel like it gets lost in context that all shinobi should plan to die in combat or on a mission once they make the decision to be a shinobi, and for them that's like 5. Then at the start of every mission, and again every time they enter combat, they have to actively be ready and willing to die. To assume you'll make it out of every battle and return home from every mission is arrogance. When you aren't prepared to face your own death with no warning as a shinobi, if you don't plan to risk your life knowing you might lose, not only will you never reach your full potential as a shinobi, your performance will suffer for it, and worst - you might freeze.

So, to me, planning to have some achievable portion of control over your death, and having a way to actively use that control to influence combat and possibly save the lives of others, in that world of shinobi they live in - and especially having grown up in wars, having that plan seems like a pretty good idea. In our world? Yeah, no, that's fucked up. In theirs, though, it's the other way around.

The other thing that had me really confused on that post was saying Gai thinks he has to meet his goals or punish himself, but that isn't what he does; he and Dai both explain it as something entirely different and not nearly so alarming. It's a system for motivation that constantly adapts to guarantee that any goal set ends in the completion of a goal, which is pretty brilliant. And he's totally aware nobody is compelling this, or even likely to know if he doesn't do it. All of this also falls into the philosophy of the specific lifestyle Gai and his team represent.

I do see a continued thread of mental illness, and one of a specific unhealthy behavior, but they don't match up with what that post said. Depression and toxic positivity, the latter of which is definitely taught and you're absolutely right that it starts with Dai. But that doesn't get picked up by Neji or Ten Ten, and I think it part because he had Neji to balance him out somewhat as a rival, Lee isn't quite as bad.

It is interesting to note that the trend of depression converted to anxiety in Metal, as that does happen IRL and fascinates the crap out of me because brain chemistry. (I am also convinced that Rock is Gai's literal son. There's just tooooooo much coincidence for it to be coincidental. It also makes sense in context within the series and within character analyses.)

So I'm curious what thoughts are on this because clearly I have very different perspectives, and I want to have as broad a horizon of understanding and thoughtfulness as I possibly can. Knowledge is power, but Understanding is the key to using it. I hope that makes sense? and I apologize for stealing your post, but I did a literal head-tilt '?' in confusion so I want to expand my perspective. o/*~<3

Dai was, i think, one of the better dad's in naruto but he definitely passed on his mental illnesses to Gai. Dai did NOT break the cycle and, in fact, perpetuated it for at least another 3 generations

[ohsnapcracklepopfriends]

To be named GGMU fic: Part three - Drunk Mancs and Karaoke Don't Mix

After way too long, I'm back with another instalment of my GGMU fic (three parts down, four to go). Sorry, it took so long, life has been insanely hectic. I just wrote this in an hour of power writing, I hope you like it. Part one and part two if you haven't read them <3

Christmas parties at Sky were generally a disaster. Not only did they usually involve a room full of people all too competitive for their own good, there was usually the presence of both alcohol and cell phones which were a dangerous combination. All of this was worse to witness sober. Jamie had made the terrible decision of being the designated driver. Gary had one rule that he’d made clear to Jamie when they first started going out together: do not put drunk Gary in a cab. Gary’s a handsy drunk with zero self-control. They both know sitting in the back of a cab with drunk Gary was a recipe for a traumatized cabbie and a couple of disastrous news articles in the morning. So Jamie had agreed to drive, and that was fine. He was fine with it, truly. Jamie watched as Gary danced around in the bar they had rented out, jumping around freely while Graeme looked on with his disapproving grimace. Jamie wished he could be dancing with him, blaming it on the alcohol.

Jamie took a sip of his apple juice--which was fucking good, okay? Back off. He swished it around in his mouth, pretending it was something stronger. He swallowed and looked up. Gary was still jumping around without a care in the world. Jamie could tell he was really drunk. Gary was a total lightweight and he’d probably had about four beers to get to this point. Jamie chuckled to himself, thinking back to the nights they’d shared together when they first started dating. They’d spent quite a few nights on the floor of Gary’s living room with a bottle of wine and a bag of crisps. Jamie treasured those nights. He treasured the moments where Gary was buzzing and less scared of his emotions, letting them just enjoy their time together without Gary’s mind spinning.

Gary looked in Jamie’s direction. His face lit up when he saw Jamie leaning against the counter. He scrambled over until he stood right up against Jamie’s shoes.

“Did you see Redders?” Gary asked in a rush. Jamie laughed at the big goofy smile on his lips. He did, in fact, see Redders. Redders had taken to the small stage in the corner after his third pint. He’d been singing away at the top of his lungs--very poorly, Jamie might add--for the past hour or so.

“I want to sing, James. Come sing with me.” He tugged at Jamie’s arm. Jamie had fallen for this trap before. Last year he’d made the mistake of joining Gary for some drunk karaoke and ended up trending on Twitter. Jamie was not a singer for a reason.

“I’m sure Redders will sing with you” Jamie offered. Gary pouted. Gary was one of those people who were easy to imagine as a child. He could see a younger Gary in the way he acted when he was tired, grumpy, stubborn, and bleary-eyed. He could see a younger Gary in the way he giggled at Jamie’s jokes. He could see a younger Gary in the way he pouted during times like this, trying to sway Jamie to agree with him. It worked more than Jamie liked to admit.

“I’ll come and watch you?” Jamie tried to bargain again. Gary nodded this time and dragged Jamie towards the stage. Jamie happily let himself be pulled along. Gary’s hand was warm and sweaty where it was clutching at Jamie’s, but Jamie didn’t mind. After playing football for that long, he couldn’t be bothered by sweat anymore. After one testimonial match, Jamie found he actually liked Gary sweaty: he liked to lick beads of sweat off of Gary’s furrowed brows and watch him shutter--but that’s a story for another time.

Jamie wished they could stay like this, Gary holding his hand tightly, tugging insistently on it every few seconds, but all too soon, they found themselves at the stage. Gary dropped his hand and hopped up onto the small, wooden platform. Redders was still on the stage, red-faced and (poorly) belting the ending to Tainted Love. The stage was so small that the two men took up most of the space. Gary reached behind Redders to grab the second microphone. He grabbed Redders by the shoulder and whispered in his ear. Redders’ amused smile made Jamie nervous: what the hell did this drunk idiot have in mind?

Redders jumped off the stage with far too much grace for someone as injury prone and drunk as Jamie knew he was. He ran over to the karaoke machine and picked their song before scurrying back onto the stage to join Gary. Jamie was confused when the guitar started and he couldn’t place it.

“I got chills--” Redders started to sing and realization set into Jamie’s mind. Oh dear god, he thought, they’re doing Grease. “--It’s electrifying!” Jamie groaned. He couldn’t help himself. There was no way this wouldn’t somehow end up on Twitter. He knew sober Gary would not find this nearly as funny if it made headlines. Jamie started scanning the crowd for people with their phones out. Thankfully, most people had either gone home or were drowning themselves at the bar, after all, what was free booze for? Jamie noticed Geoff filming out of the corner of his eye. He practically ran over to him.

“You better shape up!” Gary starting singing now. He was by no means an angel, if Jamie was honest he was pretty fucking terrible. But like everything Gary did, he sang with a fiery passion and excitement that just made it utterly endearing. Jamie loved it when Gary sang.

“Give me that,” Jamie grabbed Geoff’s phone from his hands, which was pretty easy considering how sloshed he was. He barely even protested as Jamie deleted the videos and shut off his phone because Jamie was smart and knew Geoff was too far gone to figure out how to turn it back on.

“--tooooooo my heart I must be trueeeeeeee,” Gary was dancing around on the stage and Jamie couldn’t help but take a moment to stop worrying and just admire the carefree smile of his boyfriend, so blissfully happy as he made a fool out of himself in front of all of their colleagues. Jamie noticed that Gary was staring at him. Gary then brought his hand up to point directly at him.

“You’re the one that I want! Oh! Oh! Oh! Jamie!” Oh no. Oh no. This was a complete disaster. Jamie couldn’t stop himself, he jumped up on the stage. The limited space meant he had to stand pressed against Gary. Gary just smiled up at him and shoved his microphone up to Jamie’s lips. And as much as he hated it, Jamie could never deny him anything.

“Oh yes indeed,” Jamie half-sang, half spoke. It was awkward and hard to listen to even to his own ears, but Gary beamed at him and Jamie felt a smile tugging at the edge of his lips.

And then he remembered why he got up here in the first place: not to sing, not to smile at Gary like a big, lovesick dork--no, he was here to put an end to this. He was here to take Gary home safely before any further disaster could strike just like he’d promised.

“If you’re filled with affection--” Redders started to sing again. Jamie used this opportunity to make their escape. He pried the microphone from Gary’s hands before placing it gently on the stage. He put his arm around Gary’s middle and firmly led him off the stage.

“Where are we going?” Gary asked. He was looking up at Jamie from where he was tucked against Jamie’s side. Jamie knew it was probably too intimate a position for them to hold in public but he found he was too exhausted to care.

“We’re going home, love,” Jamie said softly against Gary’s ear. Gary gave him a wicked grin and started to worm his fingers under Jamie’s jacket. Jamie pushed his arm away holding it against Gary’s side. This was not the time or place.

“You’re going to make me wait for it?” Gary asked. “That’s okay. It’ll be better when you fuck me later. I’ll be so ready. I’ll be begging for you.” Jamie let out a long breath. Fuck. Luckily, or unluckily depending on how you looked at it, they were out of the bar, walking down the street towards Jamie’s car. On the bright side, no one was close enough to hear Gary being far too drunk to care that he’s being far too loud. However, anyone could be on the street: reporters, idiots with cameras, though now Jamie is realizing that those are kind of the same thing. Jamie’s kidding, of course. He guessed he was kind of a journalist himself now. He generally thought of journalists as no-life drama vultures for the Daily Mail or worse The S*n.

Jamie was pretty used to wrangling drunk Gary into vehicles against his will, but this time was different. Gary was usually uncooperative just for the sake of being uncooperative. This trait just worsened after a few pints. That night Gary was shockingly content, though. He wasn’t argumentative or difficult, he was sweet and happy. He leaned into Jamie’s side on their walk and looked up at him like he just signed Messi for Man United (which Jamie couldn’t do obviously, and even if he could, he wouldn’t). When it came time to get into Jamie’s car, Gary went without complaint, let alone their usual wrestling match. Jamie was honestly getting kind of worried.

“Are you high?” He asked as he put the car in reverse. Jamie had never known Gary to smoke but he figured it was a possible explanation for his strange behaviour. Gary hummed in confusion.

“What?” He asked. Gary’s face was smushed against the passenger window, fogging up the glass with every breath.

“Are you okay?” Jamie rephrased his question for Gary’s scrambled brain, “you seem weird.”

“I’m not weird, James,” he said, his words even more drawn out than usual, “I’m happy.” He started humming something under his breath but it was so quiet that Jamie could not make it out over the engine. “Singing makes me happy, Jamie,” Gary said and Jamie knew. Gary was generally not as public of a singer as he had been that night, but he always loved singing. He sang in the shower, something that Jamie found entirely endearing. Jamie loved waking up in the morning to the sound of water and Gary’s slow voice. Jamie remembered Gary doing karaoke all the way back in their England days. He and Crouchy were always the most enthusiastic, though Jamie would never have guessed that until he saw it with his own eyes.

“I know,” Jamie said, “it makes me happy, too.” It was probably a little too honest but Jamie knew Gary wouldn’t notice. Even if he did notice, he wouldn’t remember it in the morning.

“Do you want me to sing to you?” And yet again, Jamie just couldn’t say no to Gary. Jamie expected more of what he’d heard at the pub: some eighties songs, maybe an NSYNC song or two (Redders loved NSYNC). He didn’t expect Gary to start happily singing Glory Glory Man United in his fucking car.

“Gary, what the hell?” Jamie protested but Gary just shushed him and kept singing. Jamie could hear his feet tapping against the mat of the car. And right when Jamie was about to smack Gary in the head, he realized something: Gary was drunk. Now obviously it didn’t take a genius to figure that out: he’d been steadily drinking since the party began and you could see the drunkenness in his red, flushed ears. But Jamie realized that Gary’s drunk brain was prone to forgetting basic, fundamental information. Like, for example, that Jamie was a Scouser.

Jamie figured that in Gary’s drunk brain, he wanted to sing a song to make Jamie happy. But like he’d forgotten that Tracey played netball on New Year the year before or that he was a right-back on one especially wild Wednesday night, he had forgotten that the song that brought his manc heart so much joy, did not spark the same happy memories for his boyfriend. He wasn’t trying to get on Jamie’s nerves and that knowledge comforted Jamie enough not to reach over and strangle him. So Jamie just let him sing and quietly suffered as he drove along. He tried to tamp down the simmering irritation the song automatically sparked in the pit of his stomach.

Mercifully for Jamie, Gary drifted off in the passenger’s seat less than ten minutes into their drive. Jamie instead drove the rest of the way to the sound of Gary’s loud snores.

[mountain-ash-and-rusted-iron]

this is an oc masterpost of all my haf-formed ocs languishing on pinterest with their messy aesthetics and unedited blurbs, in roughly chronological order of their creation, plus sorted by fandom. this post is only asoiaf, harry potter, hunger games, and riverdale, cos i have tooooooo many original characters otherwise and the post was getting incredibly long. (note that i love my ocs but these one’s are not polished or even the final versions of their characters, i just wanted to post them lol)

under a read more, if you’re on mobile start scrolling i guess, sorry,,,

Game of Thrones/A Song of Ice and Fire:

Laeya Targeryen: (child of Rhaella and Aerys Targaryen, born 280 AC - three years older than Danaerys) 

Fearful of her impending marriage, Laeya is eleven when she takes her younger sister and flees across the sea to Dorne, hiding herself and Dany with dyed hair and badly controlled magic. As Leia and Dani Sand they learn to live normally. At 15 Leia joins the Royal Guard and secures Dany work as a tailor's apprentice. When she is 17, an assassin tries to kill her in front of the Dornish court and everything changes...

- so laeya straight up has magic, which im considering an extension of the dragon thing dany has - she can control flame and for the disguise uses her ‘inner fire’ to make her eyes white-blue like super hot flames, cos the purple eyes are super distinctive. and then she’s discovered and suddenly politics are happening. honestly she’s entirely a way for me to remove the child marriage bits of the targaryen storyline (stop marrying off your twelve-year-old baby sister viserys u asshole) - in terms of meta/basics, laeya doesn’t have a fc cos most of my early ocs don’t, and bcs i picture her as emilia clarke with faked dark hair and blue eyes lol

and a quick aesthetic below:

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Kyrra Snow: (child of Robert Baratheon and Maery Snow, birthdate ???)

Kyrra Snow is the eldest natural-born child of Robert Baratheon, current King of Westeros, and daughter of Maery Snow, a Southron (but Northern-born) merchant woman. After her mother realises Kyrra was growing up a little too much like her father in looks and needed to leave the far South before she caught the wrong sort of attention, Kyrra was sent off to travel with her aunt and cousins. She is 17 and heading further north, to Winter Town, when Jon Arryn dies.

- kyrra’s another child of everyone’s favourite asshole king, and she’s got a lot of people after her head, but she just wants to travel and continue her work as a simple peddler. (riiip poor girl) honestly she’s not that developed but yolo -

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Brynn Stark: (child of Catelyn and Eddard Stark, Robb’s twin sister)  

Brynn believes in honour and family, and she is loyal to Winterfell and the North above all else. Likes - archery, embroidery and weaving. Betrothed to [some young Northern lord] to keep the bonds between the Norther families strong.

-i basically made brynn as a contrast to sansa’s pro-southnness and excessive femininity and arya’s anger and desire for swords (relatable mood tho lmao). so brynn is here to mediate, extoll the virtues of both needlework and weapons, make a decent marriage to someone she likes, if not loves, and hold down the fort in the North while shit gets increasingly messier in the South. and a possible faceclaim is Àstrid Bergès-Frisbey - 

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Rosienne Lannister: (child of Joanna and Tywin Lannister, born 273 AC)

Rose is looked at by the realm with dismissal, a consolation prize for her father, a spare daughter only useful for matchmaking, but at least able-bodied and pretty, unlike her brother. After a long betrothal, Rose is married to Willas Tyrell at the age of eighteen, cementing her role as the next Lady of High Garden...

- Rosie/Rose is a bonus Lannister, bcs why not. likes cyvasse and the harp, soft and kind and maternal, powerful in her own way. originally she was from a minor divergence where joanna survives tyrion’s birth and goes on to have another kid, but not sure if i’ll keep that aspect, so for now she’s tyrion’s twin -

and her aes (yes that quote is cropped, no i don’t care rn):

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honourable mentions to my other got underdeveloped got/asoiaf ocs who need more effort before i post properly about them:

Tamlen Storm, a rookery apprentice (working for the Maester of House Tully, managing the ravens) who may or may not be a reincarnated si-oc trying to save westeros, 

and an unnamed northern huntress who stumbled into the plot somehow and wants her normal life back (entirely inspired by Keira Knightley as Gwyn in Princess of Thieves, when she’s doing archery stuff and looking v butch).

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Harry Potter:

Taurus ‘Ara’ Lestrange:  (child of Bellatrix and Roldolphous Lestrange, born 1978) 

Raised by the Goblins after a legal mix-up following her parents' imprisonment in Azkaban, Taurus is good with a sword and aiming to be the next Minister of Magic. She attends Hogwarts with the other magical kids her age, under the fake identity Ara Burke, unknown cousin of a minor half-blood family. When the Potter brat’s drama starts destroying her change at an education just as her fourth year, her OWL prep year, begins, Ara intervenes.

- im tangentially aware that as bellatrix’s kid she’s almost occupying the place of whats-her-name from the cursed child, but considering that i know nothing about the cursed child and don’t care about it anyway, i have elected to ignore this. her actual parent might turn out to be some smitten half-blood from a minor branch of the Greengrass family, or it might actually be Rodolphous, who knows. slightly inspired by the fic ‘Harry Crow’ (by robst on ff.net) where harry is raised by the goblins -

messy aes:

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Valerian Potter: (child of Lily and James Potter, born 1980)

After the Potter twins’ parents are murdered by Voldemort, they’re dumped on the doorstep of Number 4, Privet Drive. Dealing with two traumatised magical orphans, Petunia and Vernon Dursley turn to violence and neglect to stay in control, acting far more harshly than expected. With the arrival of two Hogwarts letters, life gets complicated incredibly quickly. (Self-sufficient and scarred from abuse, Val and Harry are immediately Sorted into Slytherin). 

- val’s fic is basically an angst fest, okay,,, -

aes:

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and shout-outs to: holly addison potter, a half-baked reincarnation si-oc (i love that concept a lot, can u tell) and my fav girl thea dursley, who already has her own fic and so isn’t getting a proper spot in this post 

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The Hunger Games:

Asher: (District Two, age 18) 

[rip no blurb for asher]

-asher is a career from two, who wins the 70th games. mostly im focusing on her recovery and how the games function in two, with training volunteers and mentoring and collecting sponsors, plus eventually the rebellion. lots of the D2 headcanon i have is inspired by @/lorata but i defintely made a distinct effort to have my own stuff, cos where’s the fun in plagiarism -

aes for Asher’s Games:

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~  Rowan Everdeen: (District Twelve, age 19)

Rowan will do anything to protect her family. This extends to going to Head Peacekeeper Cray on a cold winters night, charging the most she can get for her virginity.  It extends to Reaping Day, when she steps out in front of the crowd and says “I volunteer as tribute” in the steadiest voice she can muster.  It extends to clawing her way out of the Arena, bloody and exhausted, with blades in her hands and violence kept tucked behind her teeth. It extends further, to a simple ‘Yes, President Snow’ when he coldly, carefully implies her family might meet with an accident if she doesn’t play the good little Victor (and fuck the people who pay the Capitol for her company). It extends to joining the Rebellion, to looking President Coin directly in the eye and agreeing to be a Mockingjay, a symbol for the people to rally around.

- another everdeen kiddo! as the big sister, rowan volunteers for prim, and goes through the Games - she’s a healer and a hunter, and a decent enough actor that she can manage interviews and a camera presence, unlike katniss. rowan also pairs well with a minor au i have, where the reapings are spaced out over a week and official training is a longer, giving the capitol a nice, long buildup to get excited and place bets, etc., and giving the poor, underfed tributes from the outer districts a better chance, which makes for more interesting television and better Games -

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Adrasteia Crane: (The Capitol, age 28) Unlike her big brother, Adrasteia doesn’t want to be a Gamemaker. Instead, she wants to create clothes, artwork, to enrapture the Capitol. She wants to be a Games stylist. After years of design school, of working her way up the ranks, first a PA’s assistant, and then fetching and carrying for Twelve’s prep team, and then eventually on a prep team for the dull tributes from Six, Adrasteia Crane finally has what she wants - the position of stylist for District Three’s male tribute in 74th Hunger Games. 

- tbh adrasteia is only seneca crane’s sister because i couldn’t think of a suitable last name for her lmao. i think i’d actually prefer her to be unattached to any major canon players. however, his death is a good motivation for her to join the rebellion, so we’ll see. she’s got a bit of the capitol fashion thing going too, with soft pink hair and diamond-effect skin on her face and shoulders -

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also bonus hunger games content: another oc, Sarsaparilla Verran, from District Eleven, fifteen and alone when she goes into the Games. An orphan, her siblings lost to the Community Home system years ago, her relatives dead or uncaring. So, Rilla is a wee lonely bab tbh. she did not want this, unlike most of my other hg ocs, and she’s not excited for weeks of murder. she just wants her family back, but since that isn’t possible, she’ll build a new family instead. and uuhhhhh,  spoiler alert, she dies before she can have this ://///

and my hunger games aus - a canon divergence where katniss joins the careers instead of peeta, her desire to go home to her family outweighing her reactive hate for the concept of training/volunteering to kill other teens, and a fem!Haymitch au where she’s a little wiser to the dark side of the capitol before she commits acts of rebellion (she still rebels anyway tho, just smarter).

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Riverdale:

Cat Cooper: (middle child of Alice and Hal Cooper) Cat Cooper (17) is the black sheep of the Cooper family. Her piercings, brightly dyed hair and connections to the Southside Serpents make her the odd one out among her sisters and constantly at odds with Alice Cooper. Cat’s life is occupied with her Serpent friends, work at a local coffee shop, and training - martial arts, supplemented with cross country, gymnastics and swimming. Until her older sister is shipped off to places unknown and her baby sister starts getting caught up in murder investigation with the absent Serpent heir... 

- haven’t decided between Catelyn or Catherine for Cat’s full name lmao. she used to be Kit, actually, but I changed it cos i prefer Kit to solely be my divergent oc (kit serafim). Cat is an ADHD disaster who loves her sisters and her friends and wants to get the hell out of Riverdale on a sports scholarship (she does either boxing or karate mainly, need to figure that bit out) -

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Georgie Andrews: (child of Mary and Fred Andrews)

Georgie likes soft drinks, cheerleading, and hanging out with the Blossom twins and Polly Cooper, their closest friends and a welcome distraction from their own problems. After Polly and Jason vanish, Georgie’s support system is almost gone, and they has to deal with everything they’ve been bottling up, just in time for Fred Andrews to get shot.

- also just angst ngl.  so georgie’s gender is basically ???, they enjoy cheerleading and not much else. they spend half their time dealing with depression, by trying to ignore stressful/hard topics and focus on the good side of everything. this isn’t a great long-term coping mechanism and has the fun side effect of pissing of the people around him when she seems unable to be serious or empathetic to someone else's pain (bcs she’s too busy deflecting for the sake of her own fragile mental health), so it gets fun when fred is shot and archie starts getting in too deep with the lodges -

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Sera Thornstone: (parents ???) Southside Serpent. Going to the Riverdale Community College and running errands for FP Jones. And secretly meeting up with her Ghoulie lover down by the Sweetwater where nobody goes. 

- everything about sera is vague and undecided lmao. but she has a ghoulie gf/bf/nbf? and they’re hiding that they were down by the river on the 4th of july, cos a serpent is an immediate suspect. going to community college to work on getting general credits before saving up for fancy school for law or journalism. the aes isn’t entirely accurate cos sera’s built from the remains of another serpent oc who i scrapped (she does have a baseball bat tho) -

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and honourable mentions to jen johnson and octavia blossom-murphy, my other riverdale ocs who actually have content, plus an in-development unnamed oc who gets adopted from the soqm by the Muggs family and growsup with Ethel. and my riverdale role reversal au, which i will never write but have some nice aesthetics for under the tag wip: bughead role reversal au.

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all my mini-aesthetics here are unsourced images/from pinterest. any similarities to other people or characters, living or dead, is entirely coincidental. 

alrighty that’s it. now i have to tag this behemoth argh

[tellywoodtrash]

ishqbaaz 27.10.17 lb

doing this early today coz i’ve got big plans for tonight! huge!!!!! (going to the supermarket 10 km away because the one right next to me ran out of kitty litter. i know you guys, i know. i’m living a wild life and should really check myself before i wreck myself. 😎😎😎) 

huh. shivaay does not recognize baby anika in the pic. i would have thought he would. did the files he examined at the orphanage not have any pics of her? 

ooh, he didn’t know gauri was adopted! does om????? 

CHUTKI! COME ON SHIVAAY. HOW DOES THIS NOT IMMEDIATELY RING BELLS IN YOUR BRAIN???? YOU WERE ALL UP ON THE CHUTKI RAAZ AND WERE EVEN TRYING TO INTERROGATE SAHIL ABOUT IT???? 

aw man, anika is having chutki waale nightmares. 

BUT LOOK! SHE’S RIGHT HERE NEXT TO YOU RN! 

honestly, i’m already crying at just this tinyyyyy scene. i’ve been waiting for this for so long and for my baby birdie gauri to be chutki and.... i’m just so overwhelmed and happpy!!!!!!! 😭😭😭

i’m also crying at the fact that anika doesn’t even know gauri is chutki yet, but she feels so much love for her as her devrani that she holds her like that and sleeps?!?!!?!? 

aaj toh is maaaaaaaa par bhi pyaar aa raha hai mujhe. 😊😊😊

haaaaaye, look at him nihaarofying her. 😍😍😍

lololol and look at bade bhaiyya nihaarofying HIM nihaarofying her. 😁😁😁

“itna bhi nahi ghoora karte, ki khud ki nazar lag jaaye.”

tooooooo cute for words! 

“main ghoor nahi raha tha! bas dekh raha tha ki pooja kaise hoti hai.”

shivaay be like uh huh. sure. don’t play me, son. i’m a god!level wife-ghoorer. 

lololol uske beech mein rudra ka neend mein bolna. 

god, shivaay would never use the word “bathiaaaa”; who the hell is writing his dialogue these days???? 😒😒😒

UGH I JUST CAN’T STOP SQUEEING AND COOING OVER 

1. HOW HOT THEY BOTH LOOK IN BLACK. 😍😍😍

2. HOW THEY LOOK ALL GLOWY AND HAPPY. 😚😚😚

3. JUST... ALL THIS BROTHERLY LOVE. UGH. MY HEART. 😭😭😭😭😭😭

“sone do saalon!” 

lolololol shivKara legit got mad for a sec thinking rudra was cussing them out. 

aw, shivaay braving machchar and ac-less chatth pe sona on a khatiaa for omki. now that’s trueeee love, my friends. 

i really love how rudra instantly screams for bhaiyya in any emergency, instead of maaaaa, like most normal ppl. 

pffft. this idiot and his first world problems. 🙄🙄🙄

when even 4ever-laaaad-karne-waale bhaiyya tells you to stfu, please understand what a selfish asshole you’re being. 

om reacting to rudra’s crap is forever my favt. part of this show and i’ve missed it soooooooooooooo much. 

“aap dono shadishuda ek bachelor ki problem kabhi nahi samajh sakte ho.”

pfffffft, the last time these two got laid, blackberry phones were still a thing. the USA had a president who wasn’t a big racist crapbag sexual offender. my cat’s ears were still adorably too big for his face. ISIS wasn’t a thing yet. i still had the will to live. 

shivKara have had enough of rudra. as have the rest of us. 😒😒😒

wow, rudra threatening these two. that’s not gooood. 

lmao, he used his trump card. the only protective force more fierce than his brothers: the bhaabi(s). 🙃🙃🙃

aaaaaand they just JUMPED HIS ASS and gave him a proper blanket party. THIS is the most realistic depiction of brothers and the way they behave in this show yet. 

MY BOYSSSSSSSSSSS. I LOVE THEM SO MUCH. 😭😭😭

ugh fuck this stupid chennai-express-se-chori-kiya-hua-rasm. i’m just focussing on omki undressing his wife with his eyes. 😏😏😏

ugh fuck you shitty ajay. fuck off already. 

daaang, look at his sexy prasad eating, ala hrithik from k3g. 

“aap kyun aayenge?” “mere bina rasm kaise hoga, gauri?” “aisa nahi ho sakta.” “aisa HI hoga.” 

goddddd, his cockiness is realllllly getting me hot. 

OOOOOOOOOOOH FAIRY LIGHTSSSSSSSSS!!!!! 

COME ON GAURI, LET HIM UNTANGLE YOU ALLL SESKYYYYYY!!! 

ugh the way he’s looking at herrrrrrrrrrr. my heartttttt. 

poora hona qismat hai is adhoore qisse ki, abhi mohabbat karni hai, humein humaare hisse ki. 

OMFG. THIS MAN IS ABOUT TO SET ME ON FIRE WITH HIS SEXY INTENSE EYES AND FUCKING PASSIONATE SHAYAARI!!!!!!!!!!!11

gauri, a far stronger and less fickle woman than me, still trying to hold strong. LOINS OF STEEL, MY GIRL. YOU HAVE LOINS OF STEEL. 

but look at her face. she can’t help but look the tiiiiiiiniest bit hopeful at his words, but she’s scared to even let herself hope. 

oh my baby. you’re going to get sooooooooo much khushiiiiiii. you’re gonna get both sexy shaayar hubs, AND YOUR LONG LOST SISTER WHO’S NEVER STOPPED LOVING YOU AND LONGING FOR YOU. I AM SO SO SO HAPPY FOR YOUUUUU. 😭😭😭

anika is agonizing over her buddhi waali look ke aesthetics. 

and hubs is here to be an ass as always. girl, just kick him in the shin. 

or shove him out the room. that works too. fucking idiot. 

mwahahaha, ajay isn’t here yet to do the rasm.

lololol om’s face. man, try to hide the glee at least a litttle! 

dang, dilpreet straight up be like can i do it? what confidence. 

maaaaaaaaaaa approves. 

cocky little shit. 😂😂😂

lolololol gauri’s glare. she fully knows these fuckers have fucked with ajay. she ain’t no kachchi khilaaadi. usne bhi toh yehi sab khel khele the bhaujai ki shaadi ke waqt. 

lololol did they send rudra coz he’s the most incompetent and will waste the most time??? 

YUP. THEY DID. EVEN HE KNOWS IT. 

aaaaaand diljeet is here to romance with his auntyji. ab toh public mein bhi????? kuch toh sharam karlo! 

a random titli has appeared to steal him away! 

lmaoooooo anika has had absolutely enough of chicks hitting on her man. “dooob jaane ka mann karta hai toh doob jaa naa gande naale mein, ya kuwein mein! meri pati ki kanji aankhon se door reh samjhi, nahi toh khoon pee jaaongi!” 

these randommmmm fucking aunties are so annoying i want them to die already. 

lol maaaaaaa is so amazingly playing cupid today. i love it. 

gauriiiii be like “maaaaaa, et tu brutus!” 

i cannot and will not get over this one’s gleeful little smirk. 😍😍😍😍

official permission from the saas! get to work omki! 

(ok is this face pe blowing thing an official oberoi seduction move???? 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔) 

DYYYYYYYYYINGGGGGGG AT HIS SMILE. DYINGGGGGG AT THE FEELZ. DYING AT THE SHAADI WAALA PARALLEL. DYIIIIIIIIIIIING AT HER UNABLE TO RESIST RETURNING HIS SMILE WITH THE TINIESTTTTTT LITTLE SMILE. I AMMMM DEAAAAAAAAAD. WHAT AN EPISODEEEEEEEEEEEE! 

oh shit lotsa angst for the 400th episode. 

BUT I LOVE THAT ANGST SO GIMME IT ALL! 

[chaosslibrarian]

Crisis on earth x part 4. Let’s go! This time I have bacon and scrambled eggs... and some left over energy drink from last episode. Time to get started

It starts on Stein.

“Not to mention us” yes Barry.....

STEIN IS BEING A HERO AND HE KILLED THEM ALL FUCK YEAH

Lightening bolt double up.

Hey. This guy looks familiar now. Golden boy. Who is he?

Thank god for firestorm

And there is that line from the promo! Woomp

That’s some future tech blades Wells... or... what was his name again? Reverse flash...

Bahhaa Rey! Just in time.

Legends! Yaassss

Is evil Kara dead? I hope so. Nopeee

“Actually he is always like this” yepp

“How do you know each other” “we used to date” “that is awkward” “Oliver got the girl I got a life of adventure on a time traveling space shit”

And an arrow in the back

YEAH FUCK YEAH FELICITY

That’s a pretty good evil Oliver. And good Oliver threatening to kill Kara

“WHY are you laughing!?” Dinah is so fucking done I love it. She’s awesome.

That blow up yes

Oliver knows Oliver. Knows his weakness

Aww they’re sweet. But get married tho

Jax relax lol. And oh. They’re dying bc each other and living bc each other.

Cute Barry Iris scene.

And Kara Sara scene too

And Mick is still drinking and Snart ahh. And lol Mick.

“I died tryna save pigs?” lol

“I just died and went to geek heaven”

“The Ray” “uh but you can’t use my real name Ray Turell” “your secret identity is your name with a ‘the’ on it?” “Yeah, what is your secret identity” “mr terrific” “it’s a little boast-y don’t you think?”

OKAY I SHIP THEM STOP FLIRTING

I am so judging the acting by like most of the people in this episode.

But you know. At least Stein died a hero saving all of them and killing nazis.

But Frank’s acting. What. Sorry. But no.

What about your grandson? Tell him you love him tooooooo

But this is a lovely scene tho

But why couldn’t Giddeon help him? Don’t get it? Tbh I haven’t paid much attention to Gideon science in the past

Sara and Stein.... *heart breaks*

Everyone is sad..... me too

Oh no Jefferson.... having to do that. Noo.

Okay that was sad.

��How do you know that?” “It’s exactly what I would do” ha!

“Nice outfit” “yeah I didn’t want to feel left out”

Nice that people who haven’t been in the x over until now gets dialogue

“Great speech” lmao killer frost

So many heroes. Lol. I love Sara and Oliver in front. Where they’re supposed to be.

HERO WALK

sort of awkward sort of great

“Excuse me, you can’t go around roasting people!” “Why?” “Ever heard of due process, rule of law” YOU COME FROM NAZI EARTH STOP IT

Masks because otherwise it would be a pain to make it look like both of them in the same frame fighting each other

What happens when they do that heat vision and don’t hit their target? I always wondered that. And stray bullets in movies. What does it hit? What does it ruin?

Just kill Thawne already. I just remembered his name.

Isn’t a supernova like... you need to get way further away than that?

Kill yourself Oliver. Never thought I’d say that. But yah killed yourself good.

Oh supergirl falling...

(Call came in here, brief job interview... time to get back in)

But how is it better to fall into ARMS OF STEEL than the earth!?

Snart Barry hug is nice

STAY RAY... but Leo is v good. I like you staying. And Aww so much love

Is Diggle gonna show up soon?

“So you’re going to another earth and I’m going to another time” I like them. “it’s a hug thing”

IS IT HAPPENING!?

Lol Diggle. Poor Diggle

Barry and Iris is sweet but not what I’m here for

YES! Yes Felicity! Yesss

Aw Diggle

I am smiling like a doofus

I am you Diggle

[kpopismytae]

A Very Disturbing New Years FF (Kpop)

I hear a loud knock on the door and jumped up.

“Ugh. Can’t they knock quieter? I’m taking a nap,” I say sitting up, going out of my room and into the living room, opening the door and groaned, “Go away!”

I slam the door right in their faces until Minho opens it back up, “How welcoming.”

“That’s why Areum usually opens the door,” I walk to her room straight-faced, still in my pajamas and see her putting makeup on, “They’re here.”

She smiles and jumps up, “YAYYYYYYY” and ran into the living room.

I walk back in there and scratch my head, “why are you here so early?”

“It’s 9,” Kibum says, “We came at a normal time.”

“And where the hell is Sehun?”

Jonghyun said, “He’s coming later. He’ll be here in around 30 minutes.” “He’s the only person I was excited to see, “I sigh and go to the couch and lay down, “Shut up and let me sleep.”

Jinki runs into the kitchen and opens the fridge, “CHICKENNNNNNNNNNNNN”

“I said to shut up.”

“So mean,” Taemin laughs.

I glare at him, “shut. Up.”

Areum jumps up on Minho’s back and shouts, “TAKE ME AWAYYYYYY”

I get up and go to the kitchen and grab my pan. I run after them, but Minho is way too fast and wouldn’t let me hit her, which made much just want to hit him.

“Get your ass over here,” I shout.

A door opens and I turn my head to it and drop the pan, “Sehun!”

I run up to him and jump in his arms, “I missed youuuuuu”

He smiles, “I missed you too,” he looks at me from head to toe, “Why are you still in your pajamas?”

“I didn’t have anywhere to go so what’s the point?”

Minho comes over and chuckles, “Nobody would want to see her in a dress anyway.”

I jump out of Sehun’s arms and pick up my pan and start chasing him again, “Get back here you fuckin asshole!”

A pair of arms then picked me up and took the pan out of my hands, “calm down.”

He sets me down and I turn around and see who it is, “TAEMIN WHAT THE FUCK?! DON’T TOUCH ME LIKE THAT! I probably have aids now.”

“I don’t have aids!” he shouts

“I’m sure that’s true.”

“Stop flirting and just give us some food,” Kibum says, “I’m hungry.”

“Me tooooooo,” Areum whines.

“Nobody asked you,” I respond, “Starve.”

“Stop being so mean to meeeeee.”

“You should be used to it.”

“I don’t want to be used to it. It’s not nice!”

I roll my eyes, “I don’t care.”

I go into the kitchen and take out my cauliflower and sour cream and go to the table and eat it, “I thought you guys were hungry. Go eat something.”

“GO EAT A DICK!” Areum shouts.

“Nah, I’m good.”

Taemin mumbles, “eat my dick.”

I cringe, “ew no… That’s nasty. I don’t want bumps in my throat anyway.”

“Hey, I was kidding!”

“Sure.”

Kibum sits down, “He probably does have herpes or something.”

Jonghyun sits next to him and leans on the table, “as long as he doesn’t spread them to anyone I don’t have a problem.”

“What if I have aids?”

“Then go get an std test I don’t want any in my asshole.”

“I don’t actually have any aids.”

Areum shouts, “You probably do!”

Jinki covers his ears, “Stop! The Easter bunny won’t give you any candy if you talk like that!”

“I WANT CANDY!”

“THEN BE GOOD!”

“I AM GOOD!”

“NO, YOU’RE NOT!”

“YES I AM!”

I shout, “Shut up! You kids are giving me a headache.”

Sehun whispers to me, “shouldn’t Jinki go to the hospital.”

“Probably too late for that now. He got hit by it 10 years ago.”

“Fun times.”

Jinki shouts, “It hurt like a bi- AHHHHHH A BRAT!”

“Aww is Jinki not getting his easter candy?”

“I HAVE A CONFESSION!”

“What?”

“I PEED ON THE EASTER BUNNY LAST YEAR!” he shouts, “It feels so good to finally tell someone.”

Everyone at the table judged him.

Taemin looks at me from across the table, “your eyes are so expressive and beautiful.”

A blush creeps on my cheeks, “w-what?”

He smiles, “I didn’t say anything.”

“Stop flirting with my sister,” he nudges him.

Jonghyun says, “well you don’t seem to have a problem flirting with my sister.”

Kibum rubs his chest, “calm down baby.”

“Fine,” he sighs.

Sehun leans over a bit and smiles, “see, he probably likes you too.”

I punch his shoulder, “shut up!”

I stand up and put my food away, “I’m done.”

Everyone stands up and goes into the living room and sits on the floor.

Areum says, “Who’s bored?”

Kibum says, “Everyone.”

“How about a game of 7 minutes in heaven?”

Minho looks at her and goes, “What? You’re going to have sex with someone else?”

Jonghyun looks at him and glares, “What?”

“I mean… nothing,” he smiles.

“We’re not dating anyway,” Areum says, “Just friends with benefits. I’ll call some girls over so we can have more people for the straight guys. If it is the gender you don’t have an interest or you’re related in you can just spin again.”

She took her phone out and called the neighbors and soon a knock came on the door and it opened.

“Irene, Wendy, and Yeri! Come in!”

“Why did you want us to come over?” Irene asks.

“7 minutes in heaven!”

Wendy says, “You need to get me drunk first. Where the soju?”

She told her where it was and she brought 2 bottles and shot glasses for everyone.

After we all got drunk, we all started playing spin the bottle with a now empty bottle of soju.

Areum leaned her head against Minho and started laughing hysterically. 

“Chillllllll,” I say in a drunk voice, “someone spinnnnn”

Areum stands up and starts spinning, “I’m spinninggggg.” “I WANNA SPIN TOO!” Jinki gets up and starts spinning with her until they both fall and laugh a lot.

Wendy raises her and says, “I will spin the bottle.”

She leans over and spins it and lands on Minho. They stand up and go into one of the rooms and begin their 7 minutes.

Areum starts sobbing, “SHE TOOK MY B-BOYFRIEND!”

“I thought you weren’t dating,” Jonghyun says.

“BUT I LOVE HIMMMMM,” she sobs harder and curls in a ball.

Irene goes to her and pats her back, “Areum it’ll be ok. Just have a good cry.” She starts crying with her.

“You guys are being so emotional,” I say, “Also, you’re the one who recommended this game.”

“I knowwwww,” Areum whines, wiping her tears and sits up, “I’m ok now.”

“You’re too drunk…”

Minho and Wendy come back with their clothes messed up and sit down.

I raised my hand, “I go now.”

I spun the bottle and landed on Taemin and smiled, “come on let’s do it”

He stands up and while leaving Minho shouts, “If you give my sister aids I‘ll chop your dick off.”

We got into my room and we sat on the bed and started making out. He put his hand up my shirt, ready to unhook my bra, but I stopped him, “w-wait.”

“Hmm?”

“I need to confess something. I’m a virgin and I don’t feel right losing my virginity like this.

“Honestly, I’m a virgin too.”

“What? You are?”

He nods, “But I’m embarrassed by it.”

6“So do you just want to make out?”

He attaches his lips to mine and moves down to my neck and sucks on my sensitive skin. A soft moan escapes my mouth and I run my fingers through his soft hair.

Areum comes and knocks on the door, “YOUR 7 MINUTES ARE UP! GET YOUR ASSES IN HERE!”

He didn’t listen and kept leaving hickeys on my neck.

“Don’t you t-think we should go b-back?” I stutter out.

He puts his lips back on mine and we start backing up and going into the living room.

“Ooooh Seulgi’s getting some,” Areum says.

We sit back down, still making out.

Minho clears his throat, “I think it’s Areum’s turn.”

We detach our lips and Areum goes to the bottle and spins it, landing on Kibum.

“EWWWWWWWWWWWWIE,” she shouts, “I DON’T WANT TO!”

Kibum says, “It’s the game. We have to.”

She sighs and stands up, “okay…”

They go into the room and finish their 7 minutes.

After playing 7 minutes and heaven and drinking 2 more bottles of soju we were tired so we all went into the rooms and Irene, Yeri, and Wendy went home.

(My room: Taemin, Kibum, and Sehun; Areums room: Jonghyun, Minho, and Jinki)

At 11 pm we all woke back up so we could celebrate the new year at 12 and we sobered up some. We went into the living room and drank a bit more because it’s new years. We watched some fireworks and at 12 watched the countdown on the tv.

“5,” the tv started counting, “4,” it continued, “3, 2, 1...HAPPY NEW YEAR!”

Areum started making out with Minho. Taemin and I looked at each other and started making out again. Kibum and Jonghyun did too and I did overhear a special conversation that Sehun had with Jinki.

Sehun sighs, “I’m so lonely.”

“Me too,” Jinki whines.

“Are you at least a little gay?”

He shakes his head, “But I don’t mind trying something out.”

Sehun and Jinki started making out with each other and Jinki sat in his lap.

The next morning we all woke up in our rooms. I had no memory from last night and I was the last one sleeping so no one else was in the room.

I got off my bed and went into the hall and saw everyone sitting at the kitchen table. I saw Taemin and remembered everything. I put the hood of my onesie on and hid my face.

“What the fuck did I do?” I think to myself.

Sehun looks at me with a smile, “Oooooh Seulgi come here!”

Jinki rubs his head and pouts, “My head hurts.”

Minho slaps him in the back of his head, “That’s why you shouldn’t drink so much.”

“But he becomes more normal when he does,” I say.

“I’m scarred for life,” Areum says, “I had sex with Kibum.”

“Well, I had sex with Wendy,” Minho says, “Let’s just keep having sex with each other.”

Areum jumped up on him and they started making out then moved to her room.

“I’m too hungover to care,” Jonghyun says, looking depressed.

Kibum rubs his back, “I’ll get you some hangover soup.”

And that’s how everything got awkward.

...

TO BE CONTINUED

…

Next: A Very Disturbing Valentines Day

[somedaypast-thesunset]

i spoke it out loud. 

i spend like.. alot of time in my head now. no one cares to hear things without giving their dumbass opinion. sometimes i just need to say it out loud and today i opened up to a friend ive bonded very close with but havent been in alot of contact with which meant i had to explain scenarios from start to finish - not brief blips of anxiety fueled thoughts about details.

today i felt publically embarassed. it really, really bothered me that for all ive heard and listened to from him he bailed on my show that he volunteered to be apart of two fucking months ago. it wasnt like i forced him to be involved. i didnt even ask him like i wanted him to do it. it was very casual do you want to be apart of it - sure. 

i dont think you understand. under all the shitty men ive stuck it out with being treated like a lesser human while building a reputation and skill in my field FROM FUCKING NOTHING while people fucking died and break ups i id nothing but GET FUCKING BETTER. not a god damn thing stopped me because i kept my personal life seperate. 

but this didnt start seperate. and like i think he sees this as nothing when its fucking everything to me and im fucking tired of people seeing it as some junk hobby i do because im “unemployed”. and look - even i can see how fucked up it can be sometimes but people enjoy what i do. i give back to MY community which is compromised of atleast 100+ more people and giving back to a community is not defined in lare fucking numbers like i have to contribute to the whole of society. maybe i fucking am. 

and i am really... im angry. im just straight up fucking angry and these things never even came up. none of this is questioned. he didnt insult me. he fucking BAILED which is probably the biggest insult of them all. like... i even brought up the fact he coul be about to cheat on me and i’m more pissed that he insulted me in such a way. do i have a fucking degree? do i pull a paycheck? no. but this is fucking valuable. i see it everytime my miserable piece of shit ass pulls together a gathering or event. the fucking city approached me because i created a product they wanted and for the fucking INTEGRITY of the community i stood up and offered my professional reputation on the line to do better. and you cant show up to a fucking 16 person event and read a god damn story? really? that is an embarassment on my behalf to my personal colleagues and god damnit i fucking live here and i have no choice but to work with this because i want better now not 5 years down the road when im all settled and everything is just a thing i do on the weekends. why cant i contribute now. why cant i build myself this way.

so even if you thin these colleagues are unworthy - you stepped into my fucking realm and you so deeply disrespect something i have built from nothing. my professional reputation is associated with your piece of shit fly by night ass and you know what? my fucking bad. i would never in a million years put up with this shit from anyone not puttin gtheir dick in me so this is absolutely ridiculous. i cant even tolerate this in myself any longer and i hope - honestly - i fucking hope you used this as a leaping point into your big break up because this is what’ll make it stick. right. because you “cant fuck someone else” to solidify an ending but you can assault me in multiple ways.

and we both fucking know. we both legitimately fucking know what happened and thats why were not fucking and thats why youre not trying. this - this is all just natural now. and when they ask me ill have to act dumb - oh i have no idea why hes just this crazy guy its what he does when we both know and this sick twisted brain turned to fucking shit. who rehashes such shit. i was with a guy for way fucking longer than almost any of my current peers and i am not fucking with him but you dont think we didnt grow up together? we ha a whole fucking lifetime together, really. i shared an entire thing that no one else fucking knows about but us but you think i ned to rehash that shit with him? fuck no. 

ironic right. i wanted to say how toxic it is to be addicted to the past but i would know. i would fucking know the most and we’re all matthew mccougnhey in dazed nd confused addicted to the past to the nostalgia care free late teens early 20s but we’re fucking old and everyone else has grown up but us and we’re here in the ghettos of the wasted suburbs, drinking and smoking weed to numb the fact that we hit our peaks at 16. 

do i even give a fuck? like i give A fuck. clearly. im thiining about it. but not in the sense that im hurt. like its some deep offense that he would do such things. i have never believed a word he has said about our relationship. i believe any mention of long term past next week is a fucking joke. but he’s also incredibly kind to me. an i dont think at all that he would carry on some “affair” in private - THATS not our deal. 

i dont care that hes talking to her. the grief process is hard and this is a fucked up situation. that doesnt bother me. i think its super wrong to carry on a relationship with this person in close measures but finding a path through grief - whether 2,3,5 years; i get it. does he need to fuck her? nope. and i have had a strange enough relationship - i am not interested in carrying on one tht is knowingly false. 

he told me he didnt love me a few weeks ago. before that in another major blow up he mentioned how that particular fight woul lead to a “scar” that woul sit on the relationship. not that it woud be brought up again but acknowledging that he was and is creating real scars emotionally and mentally. it’s not manipulative - i’m here of my own freewill, i deal of my own free will. and this happens not often enough to be a malicious attempt at control. and we dont talk about things. ever. an entire year where we have never spoken about the details of these things we both COMPLEteLY KNOW ABOUT. like we both know he kind of sexually assaulted me for real. and isay for real because of the nature of our relationship but we both strayed from the necessary things for such a relationship that wouldve led to this not even happening and i dont “blame” myself. i absolutely did not want to have sex with him. absolutely did not. i said i did not want to have sex with him. i said no. i did not physically stop him in any way because of the nature of our relationship and the disrespect of my own body as well as maybe a need for approval from him because i associate sex in an intimate romantic relationship as an expression of love from a sexual person. and its hard because i do legitimately feel asexual; i have no interest. i have actual no interest and i feign interest or find ways to be interested to a degree but i dont care. so i am in a position where i am frequently disconnectin from the physical act happening to my body because i may not even be necessarily enjoying it on that sexual level. to me its an appendage inserted in a hole and it’s kind of invasive and a really od experience with someone. like its just odd to do that with a person and share eachother like that - TO ME. but this is like fighting homosexuality. i cant argue a sexual persons desires. 

so i enter a relationship already essentially to a technical definition being assaulted. im never truly having consensual sex because i have no desire but i guess i do consent to the invasion of my body. i dont disagree with it happening because  if i love you i dont really care if thats your thing. its not that big of a deal. brushing your teeth, taking a shower. all just things you do. this is what a majority of eople do. 

but we both fucking know. no matter how many times we had sex where it started with a playful no we both know i absolutely did not want this. my body did not even want it and he still kept going and i was not even making noise and he still kept going and the air was not right when it was over because he STILL KEPT GOING. i was not upset. i did not cry. i didnt lament for hours on it. i turned over and went to sleep because he didnt hurt me. he broke my trust. i’m not traumatized by the experience, i wont put him on the “bad boyfriend” list and make him out to be a predator because hes not. i dont know why he did this. maybe he thought it was okay and he convinced himself it was okay when it wasnt.

we didnt talk about this. we didnt mention it at all but when he heard no next time he immediately stopped. when he heard it again, he immediately stopped. and everytime after, his hands immediately dropped from my body. we both know. can he apologize? we both know. i know he knows. there is zero reason for this change in behavior.

the last time i saw him he drove me to his house so i could smoke weed because of period cramps. and then he dropped out. hes too far in the dog house now and hes not even going to try to get out. this is tooooooo far. on top of everything else when im literally doing nothing but existing in my own shit life. i already look at him now and i dont see the same thing and i want to. but i keep asking myself what the fuck is this where are we going. and ive asked it for an entire year. i asked it so much his face changed and im still the same because i have a need to not give up even when its time. 

and you know. had he called me and said im tired/got home late/too much traffic /tried & failed on story and made a genuine effort to seem apologetic on a personal level to me id probably be okay. but instead he just said “sorry. not going.” and ignored all further calls and texts. thats disgusting and like im trying and have been trying really hard to mentally be a better person and this was one of those times he had an opportunity to not do this and he did exactly what i would expect him to do following a stupid message like that. 

now what? now hes created a thing. now i gotta wait the fucking 2 - 3 days for him to think i forgot about it or am not as angry so we can sit in the same room, not talk about it and carry on as normal.

but you know what? i was pissed. and i ruminated. but i didnt act. i sent a succinct few messages less than 160 characters asking him to call me and asking if there was any way to get a ride and moved on because all i know is that he’s never goingt o be involved in any of my professional shit ever again. hes totally disbarred from this project and even though hes been a big supporter in the past i dont need this emotional drama involved. totally ot worth it an not valuable to anyone so i dont need a long message because im just going to do whatever i want an not involve him. he doesnt need a big dramatic thing about it. and fuck you that i cant even get a ride. why even waste the energy involved in the dramatic message. thats my message this time. my message is the time he absolutely 100% expects me to send the ramatic message. 

[tellywoodtrash]

ishqbaaz 26.07.17 lb

plain text version here. 

back to the girls kicking asssssssssss. woooooo hooooo! 

i especially love how anika seems to have a lot of pent up rage that she’s expending on these no-names. 🙃🙃🙃

why is poor rudra being the one targeted? shoot shivaay. he’s the annoying one. 🙄🙄🙄

LMFAO WHAT EVEN... I... 😯😯😯😧😧😧

after a long day of work, i just want a little of whatever gulneet are smoking while writing scenes like these. it would really me unwind. 😌😌😌

“humaare achche khaase show ki kya haalat kar rahe ho, gulneet????” 

OMFG I... i really can’t... I JUST HAVE NO WORDS. I JUST DON’T. 🤐🤐🤐

best part of this: kapde are coming righhhhhhhhhhhht off (who knew tearaway salwar kameezes exist, just like tearaway track suits?), and rudra, THE LOVE INTEREST, closes his eyes, but shivaay is just like: 

“khud ki biwi toh kuch dikhaati nahi. i’ll take what i can get, i guess. sorry, baby bro.” 

(om is me. wondering where to find some of gulneet’s maal. puff puff pass, plz.) 

oufff, i just have to fwd. i can not tolerate this garbage. i’m a rabid feminist and all, but this is fucking ridiculous ok? 😑😑😑

never thought i’d relate to pinky these days, but she’s the luckiest one to faint, than have to witness this. 😐😐😐

presenting - the incredible hulk singh oberoi. ain’t no one touching that baby on his watch. HULK SMASH HIM, SHIVAAY! 👿👿👿

baby be like “my tiny dad is angry. must be serious. 😕😕😕” 

oh my goddddddddddd the water was left on! RUDRA YOU FUCKING IDIOT. WHO DOES THAT???????????? 😧😧😧

mom’s hereeeeeeeee. 😊😊😊

bitch, if YOU of all ppl can get attached to the baby this soon, then she’s an infinitely more kind and empathetic human being. 😒😒😒

yep. time to fuck husband up for his awaiiii ki herobaazi. 😂😂😂

lol, he has the same complaints regarding her and her random dispensing of thappads. 🤣🤣🤣

alllllllll the faraqs. 😚😚😚

baby is getting kissed as a proxy. mom and dad very much want to kiss each other instead. 👪🏽👪🏽👪🏽

pffffffffffft. khanna ko finally hosh aaya. i’m not even going to talk about their security nonsense. 😒😒😒

... where is jhanvi supp to be? is this pune? why is she in the oberoi mansion bathroom then? 😐😐😐

daaaaaaaaaamn jhanvi, that highlight game. #glowAlert 😍😍😍

I FUCKING LOVE THIS TRACK OF SVETLANA BEING IN TEAM JHANVI OK. I LOVE SVETLANA. I LOVE HER SO MUCH. 😭😭😭😭

when svetlana inspires more love in me than one of your female leads *clears throat* you knowwwwww you gotta write that one character better. 😐😐😐

ouff, this MAAAAAAAAAAAA (lol @vishwaspur and her nicknames mannnnnnnn. they’re so addictive.) is so dead behind the eyes. i don’t like this actress at allllllllll. 😒😒😒

oufffff, what is this nonsense Bhavya Bhajan???? the most loved bahu here is Anika, and even she isn’t THAAAAAAAAAAT educated, so what even are you talking about, MAAAAAAAAAAA? 😑😑😑

oh thank god, omkara is here to set her straight. 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽

*crying* OMKIIIIIIIIII. MY OMKIIIIIIIIIII. 😭😭😭😭

... what does he mean DUSRE BAHUON. there’s just one other bahu. awaiiiii writers bhavya ko family mein ghusaane ki koshish. like what do these ppl even know about bhavya???? she’s been assigned to this family on official duty. she could have a boyfriend for all they know!!!!!!!!! matlab, kuch bhiiiiiiiiiiiii? 😒😒😒

also, pretty sure anika hasn’t gone to college. finished high school and that’s it. 😐😐😐

gauri be like “shit. there he goes being perfect again and making me fall in love. i really don’t need this bs right now.” 😫😫😫

... did nakuul get another haircut? and are his highlights gone now???? OMG DARE WE HOPE @theincorrigiblemagpie??? 😩😩😩

husband has all the feelz seeing wife + baby in his bed again. everything is right with the world again. for tonight. 😍😍😍

hee hee hee, omkara ne chori pakadddddddd li. 😆😆😆

oh no. don’t be building up anika - baby relationship like thisssss. this is hard enough as it issss. 😭😭😭

ouff shivaay, could you be more in love with her???????? honestly. might as well just tattoo it on your forehead. 🙄🙄🙄

omki be like “this stubborn idiot. time for me to open a can of truth on him.” 

ooooooooooh bringing back that controversial scene of DBO. 😯😯😯

“KYUNKI TU DUNIYA KA SABSE BADA BEWAKOOF HAI.” 

observation: rudra��s love for anika is the purest and most unconditional. he will pick her even over shivaay when the situation calls for it. but omkara is the one who understands how well she fits into shivaay’s life, and how integral she is to his happiness, and he will always fight for her rightful place by shivaay’s side. his loyalties lie firmly with shivaay, so he won’t pick anika OVER him, but he will always call shivaay out on his BS and make him realise anika’s true worth. 😌😌😌

“baat karne laayak kuch bacha nahi hai ab.”

oh my heart, shivaay’s heartbroken face and omki’s look. *cries for all eternity* 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

i swear to god, shivaay is the biggest fucking idiot of them all - why isn’t he using his brain to think even onceeee that om was the one who anika offended the MOST that day - and he’s here fighting tooth and nail FOR her and telling shivaay to get her back. NOT EVEN ONCE IS HE QUESTIONING WHY IS OM SUPPORTING ANIKA SO MUCH????? godddddddddd. 😫😫😫😫😣😣😣😣

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS RETURN OF THIS POEM! 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽

omki, you’re so wise and beautiful. i love you so much. you magnificent poetry spouting unicorn. 🦄🦄🦄

oh great. these two are having an angsty fight that i really don’t give a shit about. 🙄🙄🙄

“... lekin aap bhool rahi hai ki aap ek ladki hai...”

*record scratch noise* BITCH WHAT YOU SAY?????????? WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING???? YO MAN BHAVYA, DO ONE OF YOUR 360 ROUNDHOUSE KICKS AND KICK HIS TEETH IN. 😒😒😒

i really don’t get the TONE of this argument? how can you ANGRILY DEMAND that someone share their problems with you? like... 🤔🤔🤔

this whole argument is just weird. and i feel zero connect to it. like i feel a little bad for rudra, but... 😕😕😕

yo ppl, svetlana/jhanvi is my current hot otp of this show and nothinggggg can make me change my mind ok???? I FUCKING SHIP IT SO MUCH. 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽

IS JHANVI A FUCKING IDIOT??????????? DESPITE ALL THIS PROOF????????? 😧😧😧

TEAM UP, MY QUEENS???? TEAM THE F UP AND SCREW HIM OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😈😈😈

lol, this is just footage of surbhi playing with the baby. too adorable. 😘😘😘

ouffff whyyyyyyy do these ppl still have this jankyass basket??? 

LMAO OM THINKS THE BABY IS A TINY PHILOSOPHER. I KNW HE’D SPIN IT THAT WAY. I JUST KNEW IT. 😂😂😂😂

lol gauri’s face tho. like “sure bro. sure.”

pffffffffffft, harneet. i see what you did there. 😒😒😒

lmao anika and RiKara’s faces at shivaay’s bs: 

bade bhaiyya callling on bulbul for support. #myBrOTP 😊😊😊

hahaha “woh mujhse attached hai jaise scooter pe stepney”

shivaay muttering “yeh middle class examples, my godddd” lmaooooo 😂😂😂

ouff. these idiots. just let the baby say what she wantssssssssss. a baby’s first word doesn’t have to have a lot of MEANING. 🙄🙄🙄

great. you’ve done it. you’ve made her cry. DANCE NOW. DANCE!!!!!!!!!!

BABY’S PARENTS ARE HEREEEEEEEEEEEE. 😧😧😧

OUFF JHANVI, I HONESTLY DON’T GET WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU. HOW CAN SOMEONE SO SMART BE SO FUCKING STUPID???? COULD YOU QUIT WITH THIS ABLA NAARI CRAP? 😣😣😣

“styling kaisi bhi ho, bharatiya naari rehti bharatiya naari hi hai. especially jab woh patni ho.”

lmfaoooooo, my girl svetlana spitting some omkara-grade truth. 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽

OH NO. TEJ IS IN ON THIS PLAN. WHYYYYYYYYYYY????????????? FUCKING HELL SVETLANA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

I AM SO FUCKING SAD AND BETRAYED THAT THEY FUCKED UP THIS TRACK LIKE THISSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. I WANTED SVETLANA TO BE ON JHANVI’S SIDE FOR ONCE, AFTER REALISING BOTH OF THEM DESERVE BETTER THAN TEJ’S BS!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO MEEEEEEEEEE????? GET MY HOPES UP AND THEN DESTROY ME LIKE THIS??????????????? 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

lmao how was that supposed to be any proof, when jhanvi didn’t even hear tej’s side of the conversation??? 🤔🤔🤔

waah. pari is from naam aur khoon waala khaandan. (tell me, have you EVER seen a poor “saxena” in a movie/serial? nope. saxena/oberoi/etc. are just automatically rich ppl names.) 

waaaah, this man is shivaay’s future in 20 years. shivaay looks rightfully alarmed. 😆😆😆

arundati, you’re a little bitch, you know that? who does shit like this???? 😒😒😒

snort, shivaay having to remind rudra that this is a serious moment and he should stfu. 😂😂😂

oh shut up mr. saxena. you’re an asshole. 😠😠😠

“can i have my baby back?” 

nice of her to phrase it so politely, as if she’s asking for a cup of sugar. 😕😕😕

shivaay ko itna sadma anika ke jaane pe bhi nahi hua tha. poor boy. *pats his floofy hair... which [squints] i can’t quite tell if is still coloured or not* 

"ragini? are you fine, BETA?”

ugh samarrrrrrrrrr, why are you so niceeeeeee? stop worming your way into my heartttttttttt. 😥😥😥

“aisa kyaaaaa hai us shivaay mein?”

samar, it’s been over a year, and even WE don’t know the answer yet. if we ever find out, you’ll be the first to know. 😗😗😗

BHAABI. samar was married to chawl girl! 😯😯😯

SAMAR IS BACK TO BEING RATIONAL AND SANE. 

“maine un logon ko dekha hai, aur jitna main samajh paaya hoon, shivaay aur anika achche log hai. don’t mess up their lives, please!” 

samar, dude. you’re tooooooo nice and sane for this show. too pure. too fucking pure. #protectSamar2k17 😪😪😪😪

SAMAR DUDE, GET THIS GIRL SOME DAMN HELPPPPPPP. PLEASE, FOR YOUR SAKE, MORE THAN ANYTHING ELSE. 😥😥😥

awwwww, return of the sahil/anika poemmmmmmmm. 😚😚😚

gauri finally got the name of the drug right! 🤓🤓🤓

could these people stop manhandling this poor babyyyyyy??? one of you hold her, and just everyone can talk to her. ouff. so uncomfortable this looks for the poor child. 😕😕😕

GOD BHAVYA. SHE’S 9 MONTHS OLD. LET HER PICK HER OWN CAREER. 😑😑😑

kunal + baby: MY KYPTONITE. 😣😣😣

lol rudra has the same dialogue for every time a child comes into the house: that he’s happy someone younger than him is here (he said the same when sahil started living here.) 

why he keeps forgetting that he has a younger sister PRINKU, is beyond me. 😕😕😕

awwwwwwwwwwww man. rudra’s cryyyyyying. my heart. 😥😥😥

i knew shivaay wouldn’t say anything. he has to keep his strong waala facade up in public. this stupid emotionally stunted boy of mine. 😔😔😔

SEE, THIS IS THE KINDA BS THAT MAKES ME ANGRY. GAURI SHOULD BE THE ONE EXPLAINING SHIVAAY’S BEHAVIOUR TO BHAVYA. NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND. THIS IS SOME REAL FUCKERY, AND I AM NOT BUYING IT FOR ONE HOT SECOND, GULNEET. YOU CAN JUST FUCK OUTTA HERE. 😤😤😤

oh my hearttttttttttttttttttttt. she doesn’t wanna let shivaay goooooooo. 😥😥😥

ugh mannnnnnnnnnnn, i didn’t even want this track, why am i having all the feels for shivaay and this damn baby?!!?! goddamn you nakuul and the cutest baby in the universe ever. damn your amazing faces to heck. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

yeah ok we get it, shivaay was very attached to the baby and he’s ready for fatherhood. SORT OUT HIS ISSUES WITH HIS DAMN WIFE THEN. DON’T YOU DARE BE BRINGING A BABY INTO THE CURRENT HOT MESS THAT IS HIS FUCKED UP PERSONAL LIFE RN. 😠😠😠

finally found her ducky! 😌😌😌

i love how they’re mansplaining the baby to her own mom, based on their experience of 3 days. 3 fucking days. 🙄🙄🙄

ok fwding this nonsense. i just can’t take it anymore. gimme the damn precap. it’s almost 3 am where i am and i need some fucking sleep. 😣😣😣

rudra weeping like a baby while dancing though. ouff. *resignedly hugs him while yawning* 

ooooooooooooh. artist omkara issues. very interestinggggg. i think i might like this track! 😌😌😌