#i just want a lilia whacking malleus like a child lol

[ventique18]

After a romantic night, 🌸 agreed to marry 🐉 when they graduate. 🐉 is over the moon with joy.

🦇: "What are you doing?"

🐉: "Refurnishing the room so that 🌸 can move in with me as early as tonight. I already told you we are set to marry."

🦇: "Yes but you are set to marry, not married."

🐉: "That is quite the same. The headmage already approved."

🦇: "You managed to threaten him to agree to this illicit affair?!"

🐉: "And the student beside my room agreed to give up his space for this expansion."

🦇: "That student is Sebek. Where are you dumping him?!"

🐉: "Silver's."

🦇: "Malleus, stop this madness at once."

🐉: "Human men my age are moving in with their partners to get to know them before marriage and therefore foster a healthy married life."

🦇: "Human men your age are dead, boy. Respect tradition and wait a few years."

🐉: "Your tradition matters very little to me. I am not part of you geriatrics' era."

🦇: "Little cur! I did not teach you to talk to your elders like that!"

🐉: "I am progressive. We must catch up with the times--"

For the first time in decades that 🦇 hasn't laid a hand on him, the room vibrated in a very loud, very violent "thwack!"