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imhereforvibesandkneecaps · 3 years ago

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Run and hide

Jock bully Sero x y/n

Inspired by @miggiisdumb (Ily queen❤❤)

Warnings : sex, primal play, blood, overstimulation, drug use +18

MNI DO NOT INTERACT YOU LIL SHITS

you ran, you had to. You didn't know why you agreed to this, you were just sitting on your couch only an hour ago, with your roommate Mina, who dragged you to a party. At the party, the host of it, Bakugo, had the grand idea of playing a game of truth or dare. A pretty stupid idea, you thought to yourself. But he was drunk so that might've been the reason he came up with this dumb idea. A bunch of people sat in a circle, you sitting next to Mina. Bakugo was setting the rules up, and you weren't listening. You had been spacing out for maybe ten minutes, until you noticed Mina elbowing you in the ribs. It jolted you out of your day dream to start paying attention to your surroundings. You noticed that one of bakugo's friends was pointing at you, with a big grin on his face. He had black hair tied up in a small ponytail and a piercing on his eyebrow. He wore a black hair of sweatpants and a jacket he got from being on the basketball team. He had dark eyes, with his scleras red from smoking weed. "Y/n. You got about an hour to avoid me around the campus."

"what?" You ask cluelessly. It was clear you hadn't been paying attention, at all. "And if you find me?" Mina sighed loudly.

"you're not allowed to ask, its his choice. If you had paid attention you would've known. Now go! You got about five minutes to hide!" She squealed happily. She pushed you up and out of the house. You were still dumbfounded. You came to the realization that they might've just kicked you out of the house because you were being boring. You sighed, annoyed and just started walking towards your hoise, because Mina drove you guys here. You started walking, but you felt some sort of anxiety, so you checked your phone to see the time. It was 1:43 am, you left the house two minutes ago by now. You started to walk A little faster, being a bit paranoid. You started to text Mina, embarrassed and angry. 'If you wanted me to leave you could've just asked instead of embarrassing me in front of anyone.' You pressed send and sighed, annoyed. About two minutes later you got a text back 'gurl, you better start running, Sero is about to leave the house to get you.' You scoff and text her back 'haha real funny asshole, just know when I get home I aint helping you with setting up your room anymore.' You check the time again. 1:47 am. You feel even more anxious, and Mina texts back, scaring you a bit. "He just left the house, you got about an hour Y/n good luck!" You almost yell, you're annoyed that she keeps going on with this stupid bit, but you still feel this feeling of unease around you. "Yeah sure, fuck you and your friends. " you put your phone in your pocket and keep walking. You hear a noise behind you and you snap your head back quickly behind you. There was nothing, you sigh and scold yourself for being paranoid. You keep walking to your house until you're maybe a block away from it. You go and text Mina again 'yeah, I don't see your little friend around here. Thanks for making me walk home btw🖕' you shove your phone in your pocket and keep walking. You hear a ding from your phone, she texts back 'you're no fun! And he is, you don't have to believe me until he gets you. Have fun, btw he thinks you're cute so I hope you think he is too.' You sigh and just look at the time. 2:03 am. Whatever, you shouldn't care. You get closer to your house until you hear a sound of footsteps behind you. You look behind you and see nothing, and take a deep breath. "No one is there, dumbass." You mumble to your self

"well now y/n you sound like bakugo right now. Don't know if it fits you chica." You freeze. Holy shit. You turn around to face Sero. He had a grin on his face still, but it seemed to be a bit darker. "Ill count to ten before I start running after you, Mi Amor." He whispers. You were still frozen, your face heating up. "Uno....dos..." He starts counting. You start running past him. He's now on 5, you keep running. Now were in the present, you're still running as fast as you can. You get to your house, but you know you can't make it through the front door, you didn't have a key and the password would waste time. So you go for the backdoor. You go through the fence door to the back yard and to the backdoor. You feel a sense of a relief. Until you see the reflection on you on the glass on the door... And Sero's. Your blood runs cold. You try to open the door but its too late. He grabs you roughly and slams you against the grass of your backyard. "Should've been faster Chica." He says darkly.

"get off of me you Fuck!" You yell. This doesn't stop him, it fuels him more now. He grabs his phone and takes a photo of you and him. You feel humiliated and scared, and slightly.... Aroused?

"no can do Chica. I won, you were too slow, so I get to do what I want now. " he says with a smile. You look at him taking off his jacket, he had a black wife beater on. Fuck he looked good on him. You were just glad that the back porch lights were on. "Relax pretty girl, ill make it enjoyable." He whispers in your ear, sensually. You can feel your breath hitch as he starts to peel off your leggings. You feel yourself getting more aroused. Fuck, this can't be happening. He slid his hands down to your bare thighs. "fuck, so fucking sexy Chica. Can't wait to taste." You heard a ripping noise and felt your wrists being tied up. He sat you up against the backdoor. Your bottom now exposed to this feral looking man. He looked you straight in your eyes and without a warning shove two fingers in your cunt. You let a squeal of surprise " well, I need to prep you darling. " you glare at him "hey don't get mad at me, you lost." He grinned. He started to curl his fingers. You felt yourself tightening against this new feeling, You arch your back as a result. "You're so pretty like this." He coos

"fuck you asshole." You say breathlessly.

"that's the plan sweetheart." He throws your legs over his shoulders out of nowhere. You felt a soft tongue against your clit. You gasped and twitch at the feeling. "Fuck, so fucking good." He murmers something in Spanish that you couldn't understand and starts to suck against your folds. This makes you moan out loud and buck your hips, god why did it have to feel so good? He Slurped and sucked against your cunt, happy you were moaning, knowing it was a sign he was doing it right. You were sopping wet at this point and your eyes were brimming with tears. He kept kissing your cunt. "Good girl, wanna cum? Wanna cum for me, like a pretty little slut?" He asked, shoving his fingers in and out of you. You whine and nod your head vigourusly, you felt so close to coming. You needed to, you needed to cum so badly.

"please, fuck, please Sero." You beg, like a dumb slut. He pulls out his fingers, you were so close, so so so close. You start to cry. "You jerk! I was so fucking close" you cry out, this earns you a harsh slap against the ass. You hiss at the pain. He lays you down and starts to pull down his pants, you felt so hot and airy now.

"calm down chica, you will." He Pulls down his underwear and his cock springs free, slapping against his stomach, it was long and thick. You were worried it wasn't gonna fit. He rubs his hands against your cunt, making you squeal again, and rubs your juices against his cock. He positions himself against your cunt and puts one hand on your face. "This might hurt." He whispers. With no warning he shoves himself in, immediately bottoming out. You short circuit a little as your body clenched around his intrusion. He groans happily and starts chuckling "fuck yeah" he mutters breathlessly. "so fucking tight, Im gonna fucking ruin you, you sweet little bitch." He grabs you by the hair and starts pounding into you, you moan and scream with every thrust. He would bite against your neck and legs and ripped off your shirt like an animal. He dove right for your breasts while still pounding you without even slowing down. He licked and but at your nipples harshly and slapped your ass anytime you cussed. You were covered in hickeys and bite marks, which some of them even bled, which he licked obviously. You felt so close again, you wanted to grab him but your arms were tied up, so you lay your head against his chest.

"please let me cum.." you whisper in his ear, this made him even more feral. He started to pound into you harder. You felt him bite against your shoulder really hard as he pushed into you, he sounded like he was growling almost.

"Wanna fucking cum? Wanna cum like the little slut you are? Ill let you cum pretty girl." You felt him bully your cervix even harder until you squirted everwhere, on his stomach, both of your guy's thighs and the floor. You moan out weakly from your high and you hear him huff. He went back to pounding you though. "wait! S-Sero! I just came I ca-" he silences you with another slap to the ass, that was definitely gonna leave a mark.

"you wanted to fucking cum right, Mi amor? Well your gonna cum until you can't fucking talk and Im gonna cum until Im all out, got it?" You nodded helplessly as he pummels into you relentlessly he made you cum god knows how many times now, and you couldn't talk anymore and everything was hazy. Your body was covered in hand prints, bruises, hickeys and bite marks. Once he finally came, his moan sounded so angelic to your ears. You felt his warmth in you, it was so thick and hot, and you wanted it all in your tummy, which he was planning on doing. He grabs you by the neck and slams into you again, this goes on for god knows how long until you two are finally fucked out. By this point the sun was starting to come up and you could hear Mina's car pull up. You didn't care at this point and you and sero looked at the fence and saw Mina poke her head of the corner and made eye contact with both of tou. You two were both completely naked and she covers her eyes and yells,

"I told you I wasn't lying!" Sero started to chuckle and finally released your hands and rubbed your wrists. "good work MI amor. Next time we do this, try to run faster though, its fun watching you get scared." He then kissed your wrist and put on his sweatpants and brought you inside the house, you still being completely naked and walked past Mina. He brought you to your room and laid you on the bed and kissed your head and whispered loving words to you as you fell asleep. You gotta thank Mina for dragging you to that party after all.

IM FINISHED HELL YEAH!!

Tags : @miggiisdumb

#sero x yn #bnhasmut

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trashbinbackyard · 3 years ago

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jack/mirad & kai/helvi

I woke up at 8 and went like eeeh i can sleep another half an hour and them boom, 1pm

1. Who's the one who's reckless and always getting into trouble while the other gotta pull em out

Mirad has grown past his most reckless tendencies, Jack however hasn't, but he's more at danger to himself than to others

Kai is very careful when he's out hunting and he's never alone. Helvi however has a habit of going into the woods alone

2. Who's the one to send the other "I love my gf/bf" memes

I don't feel like either?

If they had phones it'd be Helvi

4. Which one spoils the other more and do they ever get competitive to show the other more love

Mirad spoils Jack, lets be real, it doesn't turn into a competition bc it's in moderation, and mostly Mirad treating Jack to some of his skincare products

Kai miiiiight spoil Helvi juuuuust a bit, he doesn't mind getting up way earlier to fix her breakfast and help her tie her hair and acquiring many fur blankets

5. How many years did it take to get married or was it just not for them

A few years for sure, when they both were sure about it. Probably talked about it too before Mirad proposed

Few years, if wasn't for Kai's role in the village they would've gotten married later, as neither really saw marriage as That important and just something they one day would like to do.

6. What was their wedding like

Small, just closest family and couple friends, nothing extravagant for the middle aged men

Whole day event basically with everyone from the village and surrounding area invited (against Kai's best wishes), Weddings, and especially high profile weddings like that are few and far between and they're quite the event. Small ceremony but then a huge feast with dancing singing and general revelry

7. Is their friends/family supportive

Ellen is very happy for them both, Mirad's parents were wary but approve later on, Marda is still sus about Jack

Very much so, Kory pretty much pushed them to get married already, Kat when she finds out is very happy for them both. Helvi's parents are so proud and treat Kai like close family

8. How does one comfort the other when the other is in distress/having a panic attack/crying

Mirad talks to Jack gently, checks if he hasn't hurt himself, bring him a snack and drink. When Mirad's distressed Jack will ask if he can do anything and keep him company if he lets him

If Kai's in distress he tends to shut down and all Helvi can really do is keep him company and hold him. If Helvi's upset Kai will call a timeout and just go somewhere with her where she can calm down and talk things through

9. Which one dissociates

Jack mostly

10. Which one stares at the other's booty like "damn" and how does the other react when catching them

Both. Mirad would be more cheeky (hehe) in his reaction while Jack is like "my booty?? :0"

Helvi. Kai blushes

11. When they live together what kinda place do they live in? What does their home look like?

Both had their separate places, where Mirad's was very neat and organized and Jack's was a whole mess. Jack would still keep his place as a workshop while he pretty much now lives with Mirad, where he learns to respect the house rules

They share a two-story chief's house with Kory and a garm, they have the whole lower level to themselves pretty much, and it's quite big, it's very cozy and bit cabin'y even if it's larger

13. How does each act when getting drunk

Jack's a sad drunk, first thing Mirad knew about him tbh. Mirad doesn't drink if I remember correct

Neither of them want to get Drunk drunk, just tipsy. Kai loosens up and gets chattier. Helvi gets giggly and cuddly

14. Which one rolls over in the morning to wake up the other one just to give kiss them

Beware the morning breath. Mirad wakes up before Jack

Kai doesn't wake Helvi up when he leaves the bed to go prepare breakfast, but when that's done he will kiss her goodmorning

16. Does one have an interest the other think is weird but wants to listen to it regardless

Jack likes welding for fun too, he's made some little "art" pieces for Mirad with textures he knows he likes, and Mirad appreciates it. Mirad's big into working out and Jack will be out of breath in two minutes if he joins but it's a pleasant experience

Helvi loves making potions and instruments and while Kai knows little about either he's up for helping her if she asks, she also sings. I know this seems kinda random bc I just know thought of it, but Kai's into drawing with charcoals, it would be fitting for his "quiet kid with not many friends" character (it hits a little too close home lmao)

17. Which one uses cropped hentai as reaction images

That's very much up Jack's alley

If they had phones, Helvi

18. Does one of them kinkshame the other

Not kinkshame, more like kink-concern on Mirad's part like "Jack, honey, WHY do you wanna be choked that hard"

Neither of them have really out there kinks, though Helvi would be up to do it in the woods. Just have to be extra careful they're far enough from any civilization

19. Is one of them self conscious about their body? If so how does the other comfort them

Jack, he's pudgy and wrinkly. Mirad doesn't mind it one bit and calling Jack a sexy beast on the regular makes Jack happy and less ashamed of his body

Helvi used to, before trans-your-gender spell hit, (and bc she basically got to decide what her body would look like of course she has no regrets) Kai is very body-neutral about himself, yeah that's a body, nothing special but ain't nothing wrong with it either

21. What is their song? Like the song that gives them overwhelming feelings?

Well I have listed Silent storm for them once and you know what, I stand by it

From Heilung Traust and Krigsgaldr (first half of it anyway), both were big inspirations for Helvi's character in general and Maria Franz is her voiceclaim too lol (also the guy on krigsgaldr second verse for Kai's voiceclaim (before 4.40 mark))

28. Are either of them mentally ill, if so how do they help one another cope

Jack is a recovering addict, also depressed, and alcoholic (recovering when they get together). Mirad is also an ex-addict and while he's much further into his recovery he's not immune to the shitty stuff that still might happen, they're each other's peer support

Helvi used to have bad dysphoria

29. Does one have a spot on them where they would melt when the other kisses them there

Head, forehead for Jack (and lips of course) he's not that big into getting kisses on his body. Mirad is sensitive everwhere but IIRC neck and sides are big

Helvi's wrists and neck just below her ears. Kai's throat and forehead

30. Do they dance together

Mirad poledances, Jack enjoys the view

At their wedding sure, both lil tipsy and letting loose, both lost their flower crowns that evening

31. Do they sing together

More like hum if they feel like it

Helvi's the one signing, Kai might join in on a verse or two

34. Are they a reckless couple or safe

Pretty safe with the occasional reckless on Jack's part

Safe

35. What be their kinks and do they try each other's kinks

Love and Care, and choking

They're pretty vanilla

37. Do they get into fights often? If so what do they fight over and how do they make up?

Arguments sure about Jack's self-destructive behaviors sometimes but the rule is never go to sleep angry so they both reflect on it with compassion

Not really, at least before The Incident, apologize and kiss and make up

38. Which one's top, bottom, verse

Mirad's a top, Jack is a pillow princess vers

Kai's top, Helvi's bottom

39. What kinda sex they be having (gentle rough whatever)

Whatever they're in the mood for, some tender lovin'? Sure! Get hot and heavy? With moderation. Break into laughter in the middle of it? Silly is also a mood!

It starts off as hot and heavy but calms down to more gentle

40. Who would fight in honor for the other if someone would insult them

Jack would just hit them with the "don't be meeeaaan 🥺🥺" Mirad I feel like would go the verbal route as well but more stern

It's common knowledge to Not insult the village shaman (the one who has illness remedies and the one who blesses you before you travel), and you DONT insult the the chief's kid/chief. They're both capable of defending themselves but Kai will step in if he happens to hear

44. Do they want kids

Nah, who needs kids when you got nieces

Yeah, and I've finally made up my mind, they're gonna adopt a bunch (and bc you dropped out of the campaign I can tell you how: a village not that near but not that far gets attacked by a power hungry druid and leaves bunch of kids without parents and the party will escort them back to Kai's village, before they go after the druid)

#whoowhee there was a LOT #the power hungry druid is part of visenya's backstory and I was planning on the party taking a route that crosses Ziva's fam's village and #they see it in ruins (also bc of the power hungry druid)#idk how it's gonna play out yet but thats the plan #armed asshats #space shitstorm #im sure you have made a post with songs for mirad and jack and only one I remember is moves like jagger #jack is pretty dysfunctional at the beginning but with love and support from mirad and ellen and therapy he will get better

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oranjis-shipping-mess · 4 years ago

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ABC Challenge~ Soonchan N is for Nimble Warning: Soft smut

It was already late, it was dark outside. The tv was on, but the two boys were not paying attention to the show anymore. Lips were pressed against each other, as Soonyoung had his arms around Chan's neck, to pull him even closer, moaning softly in to the kiss. Eager to touch Chan, but he didn't wanna pressure the younger one. Their lips broke appart for a moment, looking in to each others eyes. "Soonyoung.." Chan whispered, warm breath against Soonyoung's lips. "I think I'm ready.." He nodded, looking for a response in the older's eyes. "Chan, are you sure?" The boy nodded again, they had been together now for quite some time, but everything was new for Chan, and Soonyoung already had a lot of expierence on all fields. "Not here." Soonyoung spoke, his voice was low and calming, as he lead Chan to his bedroom, which they had already shared a couple of times.

Moving to the bed, Soonyoung slowly undressed Chan, himself shortly after that. Chan was shy, didn't know where exactly to look, as Soonyoung hovered above him, smiling lightly, as he pressed his lips against Chan's, once again. Going from his lips, to Chan's neck, leaving small lovebites, kissing and biting gently, having Chan moan softly in pleasure. Hearing the sounds coming from the boy below him, made Soonyoung go insane inside of his head. Slowly he made his way down his chest, leaving kisses everwhere possible, slowly but carefully making his way to Chan's manhood. Soft kisses and slow strokes, looking at Chan's eyes, making sure he was doing okay. Chan nodded, not being able to talk while experiencing all the new kinds of pleasure.

Soonyoung knew enough, as he started sucking harder, bopping his head up and down in a faster pace then before, having Chan moaning his name in pleasure. Soonyoung sat up a little, "Chan, can I?.." The boy didn't even have a proper look, "Yes." Was his answer anyways. Soonyoung quickly grabbed lube from his bedside drawer, dipping his fingers in. "Are you sure, Chan? I need you to be completely sure about this. It might hurt." Chan groaned, in need for more pleasure, "Hosh, I've never been more sure about anything. I trust you." Soonyoung smiled as he placed a gentle kiss on Chan's lips, before leaving again, this time placing one finger at the younger's entrance, his other hand was claimed by Chan, who squeezed it when Soonyoung slowly entered one finger. Soonyoung slowly moves his finger back and forth, Chan biting his lip, moving his hips towards Soonyoung's touch. After a few moments, Soonyoung added a second finger, his hand immedeatly getting squeezed as he sees Chan closed his eyes in pain. "Bby, I can stop." He speaks softly, not moving his fingers. "No, keep going. I just have to get used to it.." He groaned, trying to moves his hips a little, so Soonyoung would start moving again as well. The older nodded, taking it slow and gentle, hearing the groans from pain turning in to moans of pleasure. Finding each others lips again, Soonyoung started moving a little faster, having Chan moan loudly in to the kiss. "Are you ready?" Soonyoung whisperd against his neck, Chan could only nod in response.

Soonyoung quickly wrapped a condom around his hard manhood, positioning himself at Chan's entrance. They had intertwined their hands, as Soonyoung slowly, very slowly made his way in. Chan bit his lower lip as hard as he could, trying to stop his groans, squeezing in his lover's hands hard. Soonyoung moaned in pleasure, feeling Chan being so warm and thight around him, was something he had only imagined in his dreams. "Fuck." Was the only word leaving his mouth before he kissed Chan again. It was sloppy, but full of pleasure. Soonyoung carefully started moving faster, Chan moaning out his name loud. "I- I think I'm close!" Chan practically screamed, Soonyoung quickly moved one of his hands back to Chan's member, pumping the same pace as his thrusts. "S-Soonyoung!" Chan moaned, overfilled with pleasure, coming on Soonyoung's hand, making Soonyoung reach his climax as well, riding out their orgasms slowly.

"Are you okay, little one?" Soonyoung panted softly, getting Chan's hair away from his eyes, being all sweaty. "God, Hosh. This- You were incredible, I-" suddenly Chan felt incredibly shy again, covering his eyes with his hands. "Hey, hey. It's okay." Soonyoung smiled as he left a kiss on his cheek. "Lets get you cleaned up, ya?" He said, as he picked Chan up, bridal style, to the bathroom. Running a nice, warm bath. Soonyoung going in first, Chan following, leaning with his back against Soonyoung's chest, leaning his head against his shoulder. "You did so well, little one." Soonyoung whispered, leaving a soft kiss on Chan's ear. "I love you, Hosh." Chan whispered, eyes feeling heavy. "I love you too, little one." He answered, wrapping his arms thight around Chan's waist, making sure he wouldn't slide away.

#oranjis-shipping-mess #Soonchan #Hoshi #Dino #Soonyoung #Chan

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simpleb00x · 5 years ago

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Something wrong

Request: Alright so I just read the dean one you posted yesterday and I love so god damn much how you write him lol could you do another one with him and prompt number 8 from your list?

Prompt: “You’re not just some person I’d bring back after a night out in a bar.”

Warnings: language, angst (unfortunately), mentions of smut, fluff

A/N: Short one again. I actually like this one a good bit. I couldn’t edit it as well so i’m sorry for that ha. Sorry for the angst as well. Enjoy!

Pairings: dean winchester x gender neutral reader (gender neutral just means i don’t say what gender the reader is. It doesn’t mean gender fluid, they/them pronouns, etc. It just means the reader is whatever gender your heart desires. )

“Hey guys.” I said, walking towards the Impala. “Hi y/n, all packed?” Sam asked me looking up from his phone. I nodded, glancing at Dean and giving him a small smile. He didn’t return it. I woke up this morning to find an empty space in my bed, which Dean had filled the night before. I don’t really remember what happened, but I’m pretty sure it was a one-night thing. We had just wrapped up a hunt outside Texas and Dean and I were buzzing. Sam went to his room that he shared with Dean and we both went into mine. The night was spent drinking and talking and it finished with a little fun under the covers. But nothing to serious.

I slid into the back seat and frowned. Maybe he didn’t enjoy it? That would be embarrassing. But I’m pretty sure I didn’t do anything wrong. My thoughts were soon interrupted by Dean’s loud music. “Hey can you turn that down? I can barely think back here.” I said with a small laugh. “Oh yeah sure.” Dean replied, turning the music up. “Oh so it’s like that is it?” I muttered to myself. I didn’t bug him anymore, he was in one of those moods.

The trip was nine hours long, and I soon convinced Dean to take a break for a night. “I’ve never taken a break.” He huffed. “Dean.” I said sternly. “What?” He replied. “We’re in no rush. Y/n does have a point about the break. We can stop around Oklahoma city. I’ll look for a place to stay.” Sam agreed. “Do I have any say in this?” Dean said. “No!” Both me and Sam said at the same time.

We pulled into a place called Rodeway Inn and got two rooms. Sam said he wanted to go sight seeing before everwhere closed, which left me and Dean. Alone. After a lot of thinking, I knocked on his room door. “Come in.” He shouted gruffly. I opened the door and saw Dean sitting on the bed, beer in hand. “Oh. It’s you.” He muttered. i sighed and slammed the door behind me, making him jump a little.

“What’s with you Dean?” I said. “There’s something up and I know it’s related to that night we-,” Dean cut me off. “There is nothing up y/n! You’re being paranoid.” He snapped. “Damn right I’m paranoid! You’re not talking to me and you’re being rude and I’m worried that I did something wrong cause that would be embarrasing as hell and-,” I shouted at him, but soon tears started to build and my throat got tight. He looked at me with big worried green eyes and that didn’t help at all.

“You know what- forget it. Just forget I said anything.” I said quietly, turning to the door again. “Y/n wait.” Dean said. “Just leave me alone Dean.” I muttered. He got up quickly and blocked the door before I could leave. I sighed and tried to go around him but instead he grabbed my waist and pulled me into his chest. I didn’t even struggle. He felt so warm and he smelt like leather and cheap colone but I didn’t care because I felt like I was home. In his arms.

After a while he pulled away and cupped my face with both his hands. “You could never do anything wrong okay? I - I just freaked out.” He said. “Why?” I whispered, still not confident that I could actually talk out loud without melting into a puddle of tears. He sighed and stared at me right in the eye. “You’re not just some person I’d bring back after a night out in a bar. You’re y/n. You’re everything I’ve ever wanted and I didn’t want it to be just a one night thing but it was and i got so scared that I messed up my chances of being with you.” He said honestly.

“What..?” I whispered again. “I really like you. I really really like you.” He told me. I leaned in so our foreheads were touching, I could feel his breath on my face. “Do you wanna know something Winchester?” I said with a smile. “What?” He asked. “I really really like you too.” I muttered. He grinned massively before closing the gap between us with a kiss.

#spn #supernatural #castiel #dean winchester #sam winchester #colors #colours #dean winchester x reader #dean winchester x y/n #dean winchester x you #dean x you #dean x y/n #dean x reader #spn fanfic #spn fanfiction #supernatural fanfiction #supernatural fanfic

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xxgoblin-dumplingxx · 5 years ago

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Into the Dark (6/?)

The Valkyrie passes thor on the way to your house. She says nothing but he can feel her disapproval. Brunhilde may be a Valkyrie loyal to Asgard but clearly, the loyalty she has for its king is being sorely tested.

She nods at him in acknowledgment before moving on, letting herself into your house. Thor trudges on. He wonders how to even start mending things. He remembers the nights beside you in the big bed. All the nights when you were first married that you almost looked like you wanted to reach for him. So desperate to be touched in any meaningful way that you’d stoop to wanting him. All the times your efforts at being a good wife were met with a disinterested stare and not so much as a thank you as a pined for women he didn’t belong to.

He almost wants to find his past self and hit him in the face. He missed Sif. They’d been hand in hand for centuries. But Sif wasn’t his. His refusal to let her go, to break his own heart to stay faithful, had denied all three of you the love you deserved. Back in his tower, Thor fixes himself toast. Thinking. The kitchen was where you always stayed on the occassions you tried to help him. You cooked for him. Meals that somehow tasted like Asgard. You cleaned. You made him take walks. You refused to let him live in utter filth. Your voice rang in his ears. Steady and calm. Pointing his way out of the dark if only he’d take your hand. You’d kept him alive. On life support but breathing. He literally owed you his life. Even after everything. He wanted to believe that that meant you felt something for him but... He knew better. It was compassion. Decency. Everything he had denied you for a decade unless his parents guilted him into it.

Brunhilde watches you stir your coffee. You look calm. As if you hadn’t just screamed at your husband so loudly she and Loki had both heard you even if they couldn’t make out the words, “Do you want to talk about it?” she asks, helping herself to a muffin. You shake your head, “No, I really don’t. It’s nothing you or Loki can help me with. I have a feeling his majesty is about to make my life infinitly more complicated than I like it.”

The Valkyrie looks at you, cocking her head to the side, she just noticed something, “Why do you never call Thor by name?” she asks, “Even in private.”

You shrug, “He really fucking hates it that I don’t. It started as a quiet rebellion and just became a habit. I don’t even call him by name in my head.”

She nods. She doesn’t understand Thor’s treatment of you, anymore than she understands your mostly calm response to him even at his most terrible when he’d been pickling himself for 5 years. He’d said terrible things to you and the worst thing she ever saw you do was throw ice water in his face as he stood railing at you in your kitchen. And that had been once when he’d been yelling at you about not doing your duty for the succession. You’re sipping coffee as she munches on breakfast, each lost in thought.

“Do you wanna go out tonight?” you ask, “I need a break.” The Valkyrie smiles, “Call your cousins?” she asks. You grin and it’s like the sun coming out, “You get Loki?” And it’s settled. Tonight you’re going out.

Thor watches from his tower. You’re dressed to go out. Short dress, heels, hair, makeup. The works. You don’t look like a Queen, you look like an ordinary woman. Arm in arm with Loki and one of your cousins, laughing and getting into a waiting car. Thor looks back to his videogame and grumbles. No one had even invited him. It stung. He wanted a chance. He wanted to do what he should have done long ago if he had been smart enough or kind enough to push his pride away.

He puts his controller down and goes to his room. He doesn’t have much of a wardrobe but he pulls on a red shirt and a pair of jeans. It doesn’t make him fit for your presence but it does make him fit to go out. It doesn’t take long for his phone to ping. Selfies. The location tags tell him where to go. You pout at the camera prettily and then there’s a bubble gum bubble and your eyes are crossed. Filters everwhere. Loki with bunny ears caught in the background.

He goes. He needs to know. He needs to know you. Who had you become when he was coming apart?” It doesn’t take long to find you. The 5 of you have a table and it’s attracting admirerers like flies. Men, very pretty men are flattering you and you’re polite but guarded. You drink with your friends, you dance, you laugh, but you’re careful not to be too friendly with any of the men you dance with. Hands don’t wander and you don’t invite further attentions. That, in a weird way, hurts. Even though you feel nothing, you’re faithful to the vows you made.

When you’re at the bar, Thor follows you. He doesn’t touch you. He doesn’t even try. He just leans against the wood and waits. You know he’s there. The song that’s playing may keep you from hearing him but you know

Hello/ Wherever you are/ Are you dancin’ on the dance floor or drinking by the bar?/ Tonight we do it big/ We’re shining like stars/ We don’t give a fuck ‘cuz that’s just who we are.

You turn slowly, “Your majesty?” you ask. Thor wants to kiss you. To give you the kiss he should have given you years ago but he knows better. Instead he holds out a hand, “Dance with me?” he tries. You sip your drink, giving him a measured look. Pointedly not responding right away. Your face betrays nothing.

“I’m not Sif,” you say calmly. He nods, “I know,” he said. “I never will be. And I’m not Jane either.” Thor nods, his hand starting to tremble. Loki is watching, honestly proud of your poker face. You may be angry and scared and confused but your face betrays nothing. It’s only your hands that tell on you. Gripping your glass tightly to keep them from shaking. Your Cousins are ready to cut your husband’s tongue from his head. And other things from his body.

It’s a slow song playing by the time you finish your drink and take his hand. He’s not trying. Not really. And you don’t really feel anything for him, but he looks uncertain and scared. He looks like it might actually break his heart if you turn him away. Once, you might have done it just for revenge. But now? You just can’t do it. You let him lead you on the floor.

It’s awkward and uncomfortable. You keep your distance physically and emotionally. 11 years ago you would have killed for him to even try and hold you. You would have wanted him to look at you with gentleness and longing. Now you’re torn between wanting to punch him and wanting to laugh at the absurdity of it. “Talk to me?” he asks. “What do you want me to say?” you ask, arching an eyebrow. “Anything,” he says. “And what if I have nothing to say to you?” you ask.

“Then I’ll try again tomorrow,” Thor says calmly, brushing an unruly curl out of your eyes.

Tags: @lancsnerd @innerpaperexpertcloud @stevieang@peachykeen3502 @vxidnik, @past-perfect-future-tense, @trumpettay, @buckysblondie

#thor x reader #thor #loki #valkyrie #angst #kinda fluff?

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starkerinlove · 5 years ago

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Heaven

Tony Stark / Peter Parker

Pure happy smut. Don't have a context, age or canonical time, imagine whatever pleases you. This is just Peter and Tony loving each other and Peter treating Tony like he deserves. pwp.

Tony and Peter had been in a relationship for nearly an year now. Peter loved Tony and wanted to show Tony that every chance he got.

"Yay, Tony, don't hold back. Let me hear how good you feel." Peter murmured between pressing deep open mouthed kisses to Tony's collar bone. He was kneeled between Tony's spread legs, hands on either side of the older man's head.

Slow kisses were trailed from the neck to the shoulders, his hands were now slowly kneading the muscles, dragging down, fingertips whisper soft against the raised scar of the arc reactor. Velvet soft pink lips folowed the finger tips, first only trailing the lips around and over the scars before lightly tracing of hot wet tongue.

Peter really did look angelic, in the blue light of the arc, eyes full of love and awe, as though Tony was the wonder here. Beautiful Peter Parker looked better than any star could, illuminated in the soft blue light.

" Look soo beautiful Tony, like you are holding all the power and genius in the world within yourself, only glimpses of it spilling out in blue rays, you look an unbelievable painting, can't believe anyone is allowed to touch you, can't believe I'm allowed to look and touch and cherish you."

Tony could only let out soft moans and sighs as Peter moved back to his shoulders. Soft kisses to his wrists, lips dragging over his pulse point, tongue tracing his palms, trying to follow and memorize the thousand tiny lines." Love how you smell Tony, always a tiny hint of metal, makes me feel like nothing could touch us. Your hands spread all out, could cover my entire torso, makes me feel all safe in your arms and god Tony", Peter moaned " Rough hands, those tiny creases, feels so perfect inside me, could watch your hands in the lab for hours, really really like them on me and in me and really everwhere"

Just a hint of teeth, now slowly trailling his inner thighs had Tony letting out a long moan."Baby, fuck make me feel so good, my perfect boy" Tony said and combed his fingers through Peter's soft curls, no pulling or guiding just soft caresses, almost like petting.

Peter was getting delirious with how much he loved Tony, loved touching him and kissing him and just being with him. He felt so warm and safe here. Felt perfect when he could love and pleasure Tony.

Those teeth disappeared behind plush lips which trailed the crease of Tony's thigh and hip. Tongue licking from his perinium, to the base of his cock then again back down, wet heat and soft pressure around his balls, "Oh.... Peter" Tony moaned out, feeling Peter lick and such his balls.

A lick to his slit leaking precum, and then Peter was taking him in his mouth. Slow slide of mouth over him, Peter's tongue working over and over his cock. " Feels amazing baby, fuck, your mouth Peter. Never can fully imagine how good it actually feels." The sight before him was really a dream. He loved that kid so much, best thing in his life.

"Peter, common, sweetheart come here" Tony was pulling Peter up from his cock and guided his lips to his, had to kiss Peter, couldn't bear how much he loved this boy who made him soo happy, feel loved and like he was the best thing in the world while Tony knew he wasn't. But it didn't really matter, because Peter was the most precious thing and Tony was just wholly purely happy that the kid loved him, flaults and flaws and all.

The kiss was slow, chrishing each press of lips, and swipe of tongue. Peter loved the taste of Tony, loved the hint of metal on his hands, the wodsy colonge on his neck and the most excuisite taste of his tongue and lips. He could never get enough of this. "Tony,.... Tony" Peter against his lips when they came up for air, couldn't think of anything else.

He needed Tony inside him, wanted to feel him sliding in and out of his body, like his body was his home that Tony lived in, moving like he belonged there.

Peter fumbled for the lube he left on the side table and prepared himself sloppy and dripping. He wanted to feel Tony move easily inside him, no restriction.

Peter positioned himself, took Tony's cock inside him in one wet slide. The groan could've been either of theirs. Peter moved himself on Tony's cock, hands on his chest. His own dick was hard and slaapping on Tony's stomach with each of his down slide.

Peter was a sight, heads thrown back, eyes half lidded, curls bounching with his riding. He was bitting his bottom lip but moans escaped his mouth all the same. Tony felt so good. Everything felt good. His perfect Peter, around him, above him and just occupied everything of Tony, all senses saturated with Peter.

" just like that Pete, so good darling, yay keep working yourself like that." Tony jerked Peter mainting the same rhythm of Peter bouncing on his cock with soo much ease Tony could wonder if he belonged there.

" Tony", Peter moaned desperate, "so close, common Tony, come inside me, wanna feel you inside me, hot and dripping. Marking and claiming me as yours. Please Tony"

Peter was pulled into a messy kiss, which was only sucking lips and clashing teeth. " Fuck, babyboy, all mine, love you so much Peter" Tony was cumming inside Peter, hands working Peter through his orgasm.

Peter fell forward, pressing lazy kisses against Tony's neck. Tony's hands were running through his hair again and he pressed a kiss to Peter's temple, and then a long press of lips that had Peter somehow melting even more onto Tony.

Peter's soft sleepy voice murmured, " I love you Tony", before slowly drifting to sleep .

Yay, Tony knew this was what heaven was.

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P.S. Have a happpy amazing day/night ahead.

#starker #soft peter parker #soft tony stark #Tony deserves happiness #pwp

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loveisthemoment · 6 years ago

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Maybe this wasn’t a good idea, but hey, we now have a dog.

“Maybe this wasn’t a good idea, but hey, we now have a dog!” for Nora and Alejandro

It had been a long day, and all Nora wanted was to get home and lie on the couch. Maybe watch some tv-show and just chill, hopefully, cuddle a little with Alejandro too. But she wasn’t sure he would be home. She unlocked the door expecting the apartment to be as she left it. Instead, she found mud traces on the floor, the shoes were spread out everywhere. Papers of all kinds were on the floor. She continued towards the living room, wondering what had happened. The pillows that usually laid nicely on the couch were currently everwhere the could be. At some places, it looked like someone had tried to walk right through them. Nicely said it looked like a freaking storm had passed through the living room. Just looking at it gave Nora a big headache, what had caused this mess. It didn’t look like someone had broken in, nothing seemed stolen. The place just looked like a mess. Hadn’t she had enough of a rough day, did she really need to come home to a complete mess, which she didn’t even what had caused it. She felt like just sitting down and cry, she didn’t wanna deal with it now. Maybe she could call Alejandro but she didn’t wanna disturb him.

“Oh, you’re home” Nora didn’t even have to look at him to know how guilty he felt. She could hear it in his voice. How had she missed that he was home, everything was such a mess that she didn’t see his helmet on the usual place or his shoes he always wore. SHe slowly turned around and found him casually leaning against the door frame. Curse him for looking so handsome standing there, just smiling at her. His beautiful brown eyes looking carefully at her, afraid of her next reaction.

“Is that all I get, you’re home. Are not even going to try and explain this mess” If a look could kill Alejandro would probably be dead by now. Nora gave him such a gaze that any sane person would have backed down, but Alejandro just stood there and calmly looked at Nora, while she had a mini-outburst” What is this mess, I would love an explanation now”

“I’m sorry bonita*, I was going to clean it up before you got home”

“That is not an answer to my question, and it certainly doesn’t answer why it’s mud on the floor and on your cheek” Alejandro was just about to answer again when Nora suddenly heard a sound from their living room. It almost sounded like some soft yelps*, which started to turn into something that sounded very alike barking. The closer she got to the bedroom, the louder the sounds became. She noticed how Alejandro suddenly tried to stop her from moving towards the room.

“Hey, I’m sorry okay” He tried to make her look at only him, but sadly her attention was on the bedroom. He gently held her but she shook herself away. Alejandro gave up on trying to stop her. He looked after her, with a really nervous expression. She’s definitely going to kill me, he thought.

Nora finally reached the bedroom door, she carefully started to open the door. The sight in front of her was something she never would have expected. She kind of froze. She turned to look at Alejandro, with a clearly confused look. He couldn’t help but chuckle a little, she was too cute when she was confused.

“Why is there a dog in our bedroom”

“It’s not just any dog it’s a Pomeranian”

“You really don’t like to answer my questions do you” Her teasing tone was back and she seemed to have lightened up a bit. Alejandro moved closer to her, so close he could kiss her any second.

“Depends on what the question is” He whispered into her ear. She smiled, but suddenly realization damped on her. She took a step away from him.

“This dog caused this mess, didn’t it. Why did you bring a dog to our apartment without actually knowing how to take care of it” Alejandro gulped nervously, she looked slightly angry and he didn’t wanna upset her. That was exactly the reason why he had decided to buy the dog, to surprise her and make her happy. He never expected the apartment to turn into this mess. She looked at him waiting for an answer.

“Hey maybe this wasn’t the best idea, but now we have a dog” He tried to go for a lighter approach. Make her a little happy.

“What do you mean we now have a dog”

“Okay hear me out first before you judge” Alejandro was desperate for Nora to hear him out first. He really didn’t want to sleep on the couch tonight ” I passed this animal shelter and saw this cute fella. You had been talking about wanting a dog for a while, and it was a Pomeranian, a dog that would remind you of me. If no one bought him soon they would send him away. So I decided to buy him then and surprise you. My only objective was to surprise you and make you happy. I never expected him to be so playful, and turn the apartment into a mess”

Nora’s face softened, she couldn’t believe she had been mad at him. She put her arms around his neck as far as she reached.

“It’s okay, I didn’t mean to get mad” He picked her up, so she became like a koala around his hips. SHe let out a small laugh before she kissed him. She let her hands run softly through his hair.

“I didn’t mean to surprise you like this” He managed to say in between the kisses.” I know you already had a stressful day, and I didn’t make it better.”

“Maybe not in the beginning but it is definitely better now” She kissed him again. Alejandro suddenly felt something stroke against his leg. He parted his lips from Nora, who gave a soft dissatisfied sound. She had a soft pout on her lips. Alejandro couldn’t help but laugh a little. He gave them a soft peck before he spoke.

“I think someone else is craving the attention” Nora looked down at the little fluffball walking around Alejandro's legs

“Let me down and I will give her the attention. Because you are going to clean up the mess before anything else” She pointed an accusing finger at him, with a big smile on her face. He let her down with one last kiss

“I’m also going to name her.” He only smiled at her hoping she wouldn’t name the dog anything too stupid. But knowing Nora, nothing would be too stupid. Because everything that came out of he mind was fantastic, according to himself.

Alejandro used the rest of the evening for cleaning. Nor on the other hand, played with the Pomeranian. The golden-brown fur with some spots of darker color only made it more beautiful. Nora loves the dog, even thou she most likely wouldn’t admit it to Alejandro, now she wouldn’t be as lonely when Alejandro wasn’t home, she would have the dog that reminded her of him.

Alejandro cleaned up the last part and softly seated himself on the couch. Nora joined him, she laid her head against his chest.

“Any movie you wanna watch,” She asked

“I’ll give you the honor to choose” Nora choose a random movie and felt herself getting tired just laying there. Alejandro gently stroked her hair. Their new dog stood by the end of the couch looking at them with its sad puppy eyes.

“Come on girl, get up here” Nora tried to encourage her, after a few tries from Alejandro too. The dog finally managed to get up. She laid down in front of Nora’s stomach. Nora felt herself drifting off to sleep with Alejandro stroking her hair and their new dog giving heat off.

“She seems to like you a lot, and you finally got a dog. Now we just have to figure out how to take care of it” He softly whispered to her.

“Like you said, maybe this wasn’t the best idea, but hey now we have a dog” She sleepingly said right before she fell asleep. Alejandro just watched her with heart eyes and wondered what he did to deserve her.

Authours note: * the two stars are because I don’t know if the words actually fit. If you have a better nickname for Nora then please tell me and I will change it:) and as usual, don’t hesitate to ask if you wonder anything.

#nora x alejandro #norandro #skam españa

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hjazysol · 6 years ago

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@hopeaterart

-On their day off-

Susie: Err, Aotori?

Aotori: Yeh?

Susie: Are you sure today was an appropriate time to have a day off hero work. I mean there's so much stuff we'll be missing out on!

Aotori: You need to learn to relax girl, heroes are allowed to have fun you know, see (Points at the others)

Kaabi had his eyes on a ice-cream menu he was near enough licking it.

Jun: ...Kaabi you've been staring at that menu for 10 minutes just buy something.

Kaabi: No Jun you must be fully immersed by every feature & detail put on one delicate ice-cream cone! Everyone knows that! Disrespect food again and I'll yank those glasses & mask off your face.

Jun: Okay calm down!

Wanosuke: Are you sure about this?

Kanmuri, spawns blackhole: Don't worry it should be safe.

Dokeshi, doing the same: Yeah chill out would ya and jump in!

Wanosuke, jumps in: If I die it's your fault!

Saino: It really feels wierd hanging around with you guys if no one really recognises us.

Kumo: Whaddya mean?

Saino: ... ...Hey everyone look it's the Star Allies!

Random civilian 1: Really!? Where!?

Random civilian 2: Oh yeah they're really here!

Everyone begins crowding around them, except the Squeaks.

Hayano: Freakin slime balls they don't even take us under consideration!

Tensai: Just let it go pest!

Gou: You sure we shouldn't come out of hiding boss?

Saino: Of course I'm sure attention is bad!

Hayano: Then why do you care about it so much!?

Saino: ... ...Damn it!

Hayano: Exactly.

Kaabi: Hi Civilians! It's great to see you!

Wanosuke: *Musters the courage to smile and wave.* H-H-Hi.

Aotori: *Waves like a maniac, & blows kisses to everyone*

Jun: *Just does a simple thumbs up*

Kumo, whispers to Susie: Wait what do we do?

Susie: *Shrugs*

Adeline: Just smile & wave guys. Smile & wave.

Kumo: You stole that line--

Adeline: Shh...Nobody knows.

Saino: Typical.

???: Hey! It's you again.

Hayano: Boss I think you may wanna turn round.

Saino: What now-- AHH! IT'S...Err...Raging Rock guy!! I forgot his name.

Kirishima: My name is Kirishima! Aka Red Riot! And don't thinkI forgot what you villains did!

Saino: Hehehe, yeah. Gou I thought you hit him with the "Forget Me Stick"!?

Gou: What? No, you gave me the "Knock Em Unconscious Stick"

Tensai: Good job, Saino. Now we are forced to be revealed in broad daylight.

Saino: ... ... ...I have an announcement!

Everyone stared.

Tensai: WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?

Hayano: Do it! Do it! Do it!

Saino, cloaks himself away.

Hayano: Aww boo. (Zips away somewhere)

Kirishima: Hey get back here!!

Tensai, flys away using one of his hover packs.

Kirishima: Really!? I guess it's just you & me tubby!

Gou: Tubby?... ...GRR!!!

Kirishima: O_O'

Gou: NOBODY CALLS ME "TUBBY!" (Slams Kirishima through the ground with his hammer) Bye bye. *Walks away*

Kirishima: *Cough* Aww man they got away again...Aah...Everwhere hurts.

Kaabi: Oh no! Shaadi med kit!

Shaadi: Yep (Reaches into his own mouth and retrieves a med kit)

Dokeshi: Still that is gross to me.

Yasashi: You have no right to say that you create a black hole from your face.

Dokeshi: Oh yeah you reminded me. (Spits out Wanosuke) I forgot about him.

Wanosuke, traumatised: You will never bare witness to what my eyes have just layed upon....AAAH!!!

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smilexcaptainx · 8 years ago

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Bucky Barnes Imagine

Requested: Anonymous

Imagine: in love with your writing, please write a Bucky Barnes imagine where you have a one night stand with him. and so the morning comes and you run off thinking that you'd never see him again. and than you recieve a letter from Tony Stark (who is ur best friend) and so he invites you to a party, and you obviously accept. but you didn't know that Bucky knew Tony and when you arrive at the party, you see Bucky as well. you overhear him and he says he misses you and u miss him 2. fluff plz??? thx sm!!

A/N: thank you nonny! i’m glad you like my writing <3

Warning: None

Your eyes opened ever so gently and you staired at the blank ceiling. You turn your head a little bit and saw Bucky lying next to you with his eyes shut peacefully. He seemed to comfortable to wake, so you decided to do what you did with the other men that you’ve slept with. As you silently stand up, you get a bit light headed from standing up to fast, but you regained your consciousness. After you stood up, you got your clothes and slipped them back onto your body.

You grab your cap and put it on your head, you fix it so it was on tight and sturdy. You glance at Bucky one last time, after that one look, you were out the door, leaving Bucky just like you’ve left the others.

Confused and Unsatisfied.

You had your arms wrapped around your body, shivers were constantly coming down your spine. You had to leave Bucky because you had other places to be, different people to meet. You were a player, guys got one glance of you and they instantly fell in love with you. That's how Bucky was anyways, you were at a bar and Bucky spotted you. He went over to come and talk with you, and ever since that chat, you two hit it off right away.

He took you to his place and into his bedroom.. You know what happened after. The thing was, you've had lots of one night stands with lots of different guys, but Bucky was different. Ever single guy you've hooked up with was a, 'hey there' 'you're cute' 'wanna do this?' 'lets do it'

You didn't really get attached to them, but Bucky was different, he was.. Unique. He actually did steal your heart, as for the rest of the guys, they only wanted you for your looks. But Bucky pretty much put you to sleep with compliments, he seemed like a sweetheart, but you had to leave. As you thought of all of the reasons of how amazing Bucky was, it made you feel a little bit bad. But you've already experienced heart break, and you didn't want to feel it ever again.

You finally get home and you enter your house, as you enter you smell the amazing smell of the cookies you baked before you went off with Bucky. That smell reminded you that there was still leftover in the fridge. You make your way to the fridge and open it, the cookies were still lying there, longing to be eaten. You take the cookies out and place it on the counter. As you picked one up, a knock comes to your door and your head snaps towards the door.

You sigh and throw the cookie back down onto the plate, you shuffle your way to the door and open it. As you opened it, nobody was there but there was an envelope on the floor. You bend down and pick it up, you enter your house again and close the door. You look at the envelope and rip it open with your fingernail, you take out the letter and you started to scan the words.

''Tony Stark.. Blah blah blah... Party blah blah blah.. Tonight at 8PM.. Hmm.. Okay.'' you nodded your head in agreement.

You threw the letter on the floor and smiled, Tony Stark was one of your best friends, you've known him for so long. But you haven't talk in a long time because of your traveling to meet new people, and do new things. As you thought of the party, you realized that you could actually meet new people there. You looked at your watch, you still had like a full day ahead of you.. Seemed like it was time to shop for your party dress.

***

After a few hours of shopping, you finally found the most perfect dress, you still had a long time away from the party. But you decided to find the perfect accessories to go with your dress as well. Although it took about forever to find the most perfect outfit for the party, you finally found the right one. And it was right in time as well, an hour until the party. You put on your dress and all of your accessories that you chose out, you looked at yourself in the mirror, you loved it.

''If I could date myself, I totally would.'' you smile at yourself.

You flip your hair and strut your way to your car, as you climb in the car, you were now off to the party.

***

You arrived at Tony's place and knocked on his door, you stood there in silence as you waited for someone to open the door. There were bunches of cars parked out of his place, some on his lawn, others were spread out everwhere else. The door finally opens and it revealed your long distance best friend, Tony Stark.

''Y/N!!'' tony exclaims, pulling you into a hug.

You hug him and he kisses you on both cheeks, like the snobby, rich man he was. He held your hand and leaded you inside of his place, you saw that his place was already filled with bunches of people. As you looked around, it seemed as if the whole room just froze, you saw the most perfect man standing right there. It felt like everybody made a perfect pathway just for you to walk through to get to that one man. Blonde hair, blue eyes, rocking body, he was perfect for another one night stand.

It was now time for you to go in and reel him in. You pushed through the crowd, some people wanted to talk to you, but you told them you were busy. As you finally pushed through everybody, you reached him and he was talking with another girl. You sighed and turned your sexy self on, you went up to the girl and pushed her aside, making you completely visible to the man. He didn't even care that you pushed that girl and bit his lip, he smiled and looked at you up and down.

''Steve Rogers. You?'' he smiles, putting his hand out.

You shake it and introduce yourself as well, as you shook it, Tony's doorbell rang through the whole building. You were a little startled but you looked at the door, Tony opened it and you looked over some people to see who it was. Maybe it was the pizza man delivering pizza, but as you looked over the heads, you saw who it was. And you didn't like who it was.

''Bucky?!'' you bursted out, completely stunned at his appearance.

Luckily, nobody heard your outburst that you did, but Steve heard it and he was confused on your outburst.

''You know Bucky?'' steve smiles, making you turn around.

''Um.. Let's say.. Um, yeah. I do.'' you say, getting nervous.

You turn back around seeing Bucky hugging Tony and you saw the sweet Bucky you saw last night. As you continued to watch, Bucky suddenly makes eye contact with you and that made your eyes go wide. Bucky's eyebrow lifted up and he pushed Tony to the side, he started coming your way.

''Crap!'' you shout, turning around.

You knew it was going to take a few moments for Bucky to get to where you were because there was so many people. As you turned around, you were looking around desperately wanting to hide somewhere. You finally found a table to hide underneath, but it was the table of where all the food and punch was. You didn't care at the moment and dove underneath the table, Steve didn't even notice where you went and so he thought you just left. As you made it all the way underneath the table, the cloth wasn't long enough to touch the ground.

You scooted back so you weren't visible any longer, as you pulled your knees close you stared at the floor. Two shadows come over and you see four feet at the table, you recognized those feet, they were Bucky Barnes and Steve Rogers feet.

''Steve, who was the girl you were with? What was her name?'' bucky asks, making you gulp nervously.

''Oh um.. I don't know where she went.. She like.. Disappeared off somewhere.'' steve shrugged, looking around.

''I didn't ask where she went, I'm asking if you knew what her name was.'' bucky corrects.

''Oh! I.. I actually can't.. Remember.'' steve scratches his head.

You let out a big sigh of relief, that was a huge weight off of your shoulders.

''Why?'' steve asks.

''I don't know, she just looked like a girl I had a one night stand with last night.. I guess I was just having hallucinations.. I mean.. I've had lots of one night stands, but it seemed different. I really felt like she was the one, you know? I don't usually have connections with my one night stands, but Y/N.. Like wow... She was really something.'' bucky shrugs, taking a sip of the punch.

''Well.. You'll find her again one day bud.'' steve smiles, patting Bucky on the back.

Bucky chuckles and walks off with Steve next to you him, you continued to sit underneath the table and just wait until the party ended. After the party ended, you were out underneath the table, Tony removes the table and saw you asleep on the floor. He decided to just put a blanket over you and let you sleep at his place. Little did you know, Bucky was also staying a night at Tony's place and saw you lying on the floor. He thought you would need someone to sleep next to, so he took that spot.

So the next morning, you had Bucky next to you again, soft asleep just like before. Expect this time, you weren't going anywhere.

The End

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I hate mondays

Pookey, cover me. I'm going in.

Sleeping beauty, wake up

You can stop dreaming about me, because I'm here now

Just wake up

You've got work to do. You're not just my owner...

...you're my primary care giver

Not now, Garfield

Alright, cut the sweet... easy now.

Trying to cuddle with me, huh?

Trying to avoid your duties, huh?

Well that just ain't gonna fly!

See, I'm doing my exercise, doing my job.

Just one quick CANNONBALL

- Good morning - Garfield!

OK, I think you're clean enough now.

Got your towel right here.

No, Garfield!

It's liver flavoured.

MMM Delicious.

Ugh, Liver!

Actually, it's liver 'flavoured'.

That was good breakfast. Now I think I'll fall off the Catkins diet

and get myself a little high fat chaser.

Garfield, look, the milk truck!

Oh, thatta boy Nermal. The milk truck comes every day.

Maybe not today. Maybe it's changing routes? Maybe this will be the last we'll ever see of him?

We're cats,we like milk. Let's go for it.

- No. - But...

But nothing. I don't leave the cul-de-sac for anything.

Out there it's a hornet's nest of trouble. Bad things happen out there, so I don't go out there.

Besides,I've found, if you wait long enough. Everything comes to you.

Here come the milk man. Here come the milk man.

Hey, Nermal. Let's play Astronaut again today.

- Yeah? - Yeah, I love that game

- You're such a brave little Astronaut - Alright

Prepare to jump into your spaceship, Commander Nermal.

Whoa, whoa! What about the milk?

Who needs milk when you can be in outer space?

- We've got a secret mission today. - Yeah?

You'll be exploring the Milky Way.

I get the chills when you jump in your little spacecraft.

The nation thanks you. Prepare to blast off!

Three, two, one!

Bon Voyage!

Look at me go!

Don't look down!

- Come to papa, baby - I can see everything up here

I can see my house!

Got Milk?

I can see the whole neighbourhood!

Well that's nice. That's very nice.

Hey, another milk truck!

Ooh, and that is even nicer.

I can see a whole......

Mission accomplished, Nermal

Whoa, Garfield. Do it again! Where did everybody go?

You're on the wrong side of the street, Fat Cat... beat it!

And you Luca are on the wrong side of the evolutionary curve.

Ok, that's it. You're gonna get it good today.

I make a point to get it good every day.

The real question is, Luca: How shall I outwit you this time?

- With simple maths? - I know how to spell.

- Or shall I distract you with something shiny? - Now you're making fun of me.

I hope so, you're no fun to look at.

You'll never get the best of me....

I think I just did.

Not the ducks again.

Jump back! and kiss my skin.

If I ever get off this chain, you're going down.

Everybody back up! I dont know how wild this thing's gonna get.

I love the smell of cinnamon apple in the morning.

- Smells like victory. - I hate this fat cat.

So much time, and so little I need to do.

Mouse!

No thanks, I'm full.

Get him, Garfield

Get him, Jon

Always gotta be smashing and crashing.

Nobody poisons anymore.

There's my ball.

What good is a cat, that can't chase a mouse?

I don't do the chase thing.

I know you don't hear me. But can't you just listen?

Louis, what are you doing in the house when Jon's home.

Sorry Garfield, man I couldn't help it.

Look, when he sees you he expects more from me. Don't you get that?

Jon's got those macadamia nut cookies, I'm trying to maintain.

- You understand? - Sure, as long as you understand...

that I have to eat you.

Good boy! See, I knew you could do it if you put your mind to it.

You're the best cat a guy could have.

Have you tasted yourself lately?

Hey, it wasn't exactly the first-class lounge in there for me either.

Get yourself lost, Louis. Take a powder for a couple of days, get a haircut and grow a beard.

Cool, I owe you one G

<< I've got a question for you. >>

<< Do you love your Cat? >>

Finally, back on my regular schedule.

<< Make sure he has nothing but Kibbly Kat food >>

That cat's puss is everwhere. TV, newspapers, t-shirts

I wouldn't want that kind of exposure (!)

- Hey buddy - Cut the small talk

What's in the bag?

<< Remember: Be Happy >>

I'm happy when I'm with you

You delicate melange of tomato paste, cheese, ground meat and pasta!

Garfield, don't even think about it.

That's my food.

I may just nibble.

<< Thanks Happy, and thank you for joining us >> << I'm Christopher Mello, remember: Be Happy >>

Cut!

Give me the Benadril!

Damned cat allergies

Any word from the network yet?

No, but they're looking for a dog-act on Good Day New York.

Dog act! Story of my life: Looking for a dog, and I'm stuck with a cat

- But the segment went quite well - "But the segment went quite well"

Of course it went well, you toad.

The fifty housewives who saw it, loved it.

<< This is Walter J Chapman, reporting live from the Hague >>

Oh, please. What a know-it-all.

And everybody always said I was the handsome one.

I was the smart one

And I was born first.

But there you are, "live from the Hague", and I'm here working with this sack of dander

on a dead-end regional morning show.

<< Back to you, Dan >>

Garfield!

Did you eat all four boxes of Lasagne?

It's not my fault. They started it.

What am I going to do with you?

Love me, feed me, never leave me.

Let's go for a ride to some place you love that always leaves you feeling pampered and refreshed.

Oh I know, Chucky Cheese

Thank you!

No, Wendys?

Taco kitty?

Well I'm stumped. Maybe olive garden, for you?

The only time I leave my cul-de-sac is when Jon takes me to the Vet.

Which he's been doing a lot recently. And it appears to have nothing to do with me.

Jon must want to go for his own reason.

Well, there's nothing wrong with Garfield

He's just a happy, fat, lazy cat.

No need for a second opinion.

- I worry about him. - I know you do.

Y'know, you care about him more than any owner I've ever known.

'Him' has a name. Is this an HMO?

Let's get Garfield in for his dip, I wanna talk to you, in private.

She's so beautiful.

Mr Pathetic, you've had a crush on her since High-School.

Will you please ask her out so she can reject you, and we can get on with my life?

I have to ask her out.

- Wish me luck - Ok, go get 'em big tiger

You the man, you the fella, you the boss

You preach to her, show her how the co... you hopeless loser...

Betty how about today you start me off with a Swedish massage, a manicure and a pedicure

Seaweed wrap, loofa, belly rub, tail waxing...

...then crack my toes to finish.

Jon, there's something important I need to ask you.

Something I wouldn't ask most of the guys who come in here.

No, wait. I think I know where this is going.

You do?

I do!

Liz, I've wanted to ask you the same thing for a very long time.

Are you sure we're talking about the same thing?

Absolutely

I've never been more sure of anything in my entire life

Liz, I'm ready to take a chance.

I'm ready for...

Thank you

A dog?

A dog, I'm ready for a dog.

I think he likes you.

Frisky little fella, isn't he

His name's Odie, and he's not going to make it if he has to live his life in a cage

He needs to be loved.

Well thank you, thank you very much Ladies and Gentlemen

Nah, maybe not in my neighbourhood

Hey, homer, I really gotta run

Gotta fly everybody, please, stay behind the security fence.

It's so great of you to come out and see me.

But I've got somebody waiting for me, very devoted. Almost crippled.

No, please, don't cry. I know what it's like to be unloved.

Well, you do.

I'll try to come back and visit. And if I don't, I'll try to write. Bye bye

Does anybody know this guy?

Goodbye everybody - Garfield is leaving the building.

Jon, you know, you don't have to do this if you don't want to.

No, no. It's okay.

Some part of me has always wanted to know what it's like to have a pet that actually wants to play with you.

You're a good friend.

One question: Am I still gorgeous?

Jon, I think we've got a little problem here.

Jon...

I want you to know I can help the transition go smoothly.

Jon, it's in my seat!

Jon...

We could all go out together.

Park, dog-shows.

Stuff like that

- Jon... - Wait a minute,

are you asking me out?

Jonny-boy, the time has come to get a car-alarm!

You're not gonna believe it! A mongrel-mutt has broken into your car.

Garfield, this is Odie. He's coming home with us.

Whoa: you went in there to get a date, and came out with a dog?

Well that's bad even for you.

Oh you're so sad. Oh no no no... We're not bringing a dog home with us.

Hey, I ride shot-gun! What are you lookin' at, tick-boy?

Jon, it's not too late. Quickly, turn around, before he finds out where we live!

Please take this trouser-sniffer back!

Come on Odie

This is your new home.

Come on Buddy

Jon...

You had me, a chick-magnet. And now you got a tick-magnet.

Garfield, Jon brought a dog home.

I am aware, Nermal.

Why would he do a thing like that?

Gee, I don't know, Nermal.

It just seems like a weird thing to do, bringing a dog into a house that already has a cat.

Can we drop it? I mean, it's no big deal. It's just a splattered bug on the windshield of my life.

A dimwitted, smelly, goofy splattered bug that I will deal with appropriately and enthusiastically.

Come on!

As you can see, I'm still Jon's favourite.

See you later, Garfield.

Good luck with the bug thing

This is payback for the liver thing, isn't it? Payback, ha ha ha

This is your new home Odie.

That's my office over there.

The TV over there.

The kitchen.

Go see the house.

Why don't you draw him a map?

Ok, I've got to remain calm, that's all

Jon's a cat-guy, not a dog-guy

This'll last a week, maybe ten days. Tops.

Boy this puppy is stupid gone wild

Nah, this is just a bad dream. I'm going to close my eyes

and when I open them, everything will be back to normal.

Nyagh! That's not normal.

Not close.

Oh great, dog-cooties. Somebody innoculate me please?

This is a nightmare. I just need a little quality time

with man's real best friend.

Television.

No, no. no.

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Garfield The Movie Script

I hate mondays

Pookey, cover me. I'm going in.

Sleeping beauty, wake up

You can stop dreaming about me, because I'm here now

Just wake up

You've got work to do. You're not just my owner...

...you're my primary care giver

Not now, Garfield

Alright, cut the sweet... easy now.

Trying to cuddle with me, huh?

Trying to avoid your duties, huh?

Well that just ain't gonna fly!

See, I'm doing my exercise, doing my job.

Just one quick CANNONBALL

- Good morning - Garfield!

OK, I think you're clean enough now.

Got your towel right here.

No, Garfield!

It's liver flavoured.

MMM Delicious.

Ugh, Liver!

Actually, it's liver 'flavoured'.

That was good breakfast. Now I think I'll fall off the Catkins diet

and get myself a little high fat chaser.

Garfield, look, the milk truck!

Oh, thatta boy Nermal. The milk truck comes every day.

Maybe not today. Maybe it's changing routes? Maybe this will be the last we'll ever see of him?

We're cats,we like milk. Let's go for it.

- No. - But...

But nothing. I don't leave the cul-de-sac for anything.

Out there it's a hornet's nest of trouble. Bad things happen out there, so I don't go out there.

Besides,I've found, if you wait long enough. Everything comes to you.

Here come the milk man. Here come the milk man.

Hey, Nermal. Let's play Astronaut again today.

- Yeah? - Yeah, I love that game

- You're such a brave little Astronaut - Alright

Prepare to jump into your spaceship, Commander Nermal.

Whoa, whoa! What about the milk?

Who needs milk when you can be in outer space?

- We've got a secret mission today. - Yeah?

You'll be exploring the Milky Way.

I get the chills when you jump in your little spacecraft.

The nation thanks you. Prepare to blast off!

Three, two, one!

Bon Voyage!

Look at me go!

Don't look down!

- Come to papa, baby - I can see everything up here

I can see my house!

Got Milk?

I can see the whole neighbourhood!

Well that's nice. That's very nice.

Hey, another milk truck!

Ooh, and that is even nicer.

I can see a whole......

Mission accomplished, Nermal

Whoa, Garfield. Do it again! Where did everybody go?

You're on the wrong side of the street, Fat Cat... beat it!

And you Luca are on the wrong side of the evolutionary curve.

Ok, that's it. You're gonna get it good today.

I make a point to get it good every day.

The real question is, Luca: How shall I outwit you this time?

- With simple maths? - I know how to spell.

- Or shall I distract you with something shiny? - Now you're making fun of me.

I hope so, you're no fun to look at.

You'll never get the best of me....

I think I just did.

Not the ducks again.

Jump back! and kiss my skin.

If I ever get off this chain, you're going down.

Everybody back up! I dont know how wild this thing's gonna get.

I love the smell of cinnamon apple in the morning.

- Smells like victory. - I hate this fat cat.

So much time, and so little I need to do.

Mouse!

No thanks, I'm full.

Get him, Garfield

Get him, Jon

Always gotta be smashing and crashing.

Nobody poisons anymore.

There's my ball.

What good is a cat, that can't chase a mouse?

I don't do the chase thing.

I know you don't hear me. But can't you just listen?

Louis, what are you doing in the house when Jon's home.

Sorry Garfield, man I couldn't help it.

Look, when he sees you he expects more from me. Don't you get that?

Jon's got those macadamia nut cookies, I'm trying to maintain.

- You understand? - Sure, as long as you understand...

that I have to eat you.

Good boy! See, I knew you could do it if you put your mind to it.

You're the best cat a guy could have.

Have you tasted yourself lately?

Hey, it wasn't exactly the first-class lounge in there for me either.

Get yourself lost, Louis. Take a powder for a couple of days, get a haircut and grow a beard.

Cool, I owe you one G

<< I've got a question for you. >>

<< Do you love your Cat? >>

Finally, back on my regular schedule.

<< Make sure he has nothing but Kibbly Kat food >>

That cat's puss is everwhere. TV, newspapers, t-shirts

I wouldn't want that kind of exposure (!)

- Hey buddy - Cut the small talk

What's in the bag?

<< Remember: Be Happy >>

I'm happy when I'm with you

You delicate melange of tomato paste, cheese, ground meat and pasta!

Garfield, don't even think about it.

That's my food.

I may just nibble.

<< Thanks Happy, and thank you for joining us >> << I'm Christopher Mello, remember: Be Happy >>

Cut!

Give me the Benadril!

Damned cat allergies

Any word from the network yet?

No, but they're looking for a dog-act on Good Day New York.

Dog act! Story of my life: Looking for a dog, and I'm stuck with a cat

- But the segment went quite well - "But the segment went quite well"

Of course it went well, you toad.

The fifty housewives who saw it, loved it.

<< This is Walter J Chapman, reporting live from the Hague >>

Oh, please. What a know-it-all.

And everybody always said I was the handsome one.

I was the smart one

And I was born first.

But there you are, "live from the Hague", and I'm here working with this sack of dander

on a dead-end regional morning show.

<< Back to you, Dan >>

Garfield!

Did you eat all four boxes of Lasagne?

It's not my fault. They started it.

What am I going to do with you?

Love me, feed me, never leave me.

Let's go for a ride to some place you love that always leaves you feeling pampered and refreshed.

Oh I know, Chucky Cheese

Thank you!

No, Wendys?

Taco kitty?

Well I'm stumped. Maybe olive garden, for you?

The only time I leave my cul-de-sac is when Jon takes me to the Vet.

Which he's been doing a lot recently. And it appears to have nothing to do with me.

Jon must want to go for his own reason.

Well, there's nothing wrong with Garfield

He's just a happy, fat, lazy cat.

No need for a second opinion.

- I worry about him. - I know you do.

Y'know, you care about him more than any owner I've ever known.

'Him' has a name. Is this an HMO?

Let's get Garfield in for his dip, I wanna talk to you, in private.

She's so beautiful.

Mr Pathetic, you've had a crush on her since High-School.

Will you please ask her out so she can reject you, and we can get on with my life?

I have to ask her out.

- Wish me luck - Ok, go get 'em big tiger

You the man, you the fella, you the boss

You preach to her, show her how the co... you hopeless loser...

Betty how about today you start me off with a Swedish massage, a manicure and a pedicure

Seaweed wrap, loofa, belly rub, tail waxing...

...then crack my toes to finish.

Jon, there's something important I need to ask you.

Something I wouldn't ask most of the guys who come in here.

No, wait. I think I know where this is going.

You do?

I do!

Liz, I've wanted to ask you the same thing for a very long time.

Are you sure we're talking about the same thing?

Absolutely

I've never been more sure of anything in my entire life

Liz, I'm ready to take a chance.

I'm ready for...

Thank you

A dog?

A dog, I'm ready for a dog.

I think he likes you.

Frisky little fella, isn't he

His name's Odie, and he's not going to make it if he has to live his life in a cage

He needs to be loved.

Well thank you, thank you very much Ladies and Gentlemen

Nah, maybe not in my neighbourhood

Hey, homer, I really gotta run

Gotta fly everybody, please, stay behind the security fence.

It's so great of you to come out and see me.

But I've got somebody waiting for me, very devoted. Almost crippled.

No, please, don't cry. I know what it's like to be unloved.

Well, you do.

I'll try to come back and visit. And if I don't, I'll try to write. Bye bye

Does anybody know this guy?

Goodbye everybody - Garfield is leaving the building.

Jon, you know, you don't have to do this if you don't want to.

No, no. It's okay.

Some part of me has always wanted to know what it's like to have a pet that actually wants to play with you.

You're a good friend.

One question: Am I still gorgeous?

Jon, I think we've got a little problem here.

Jon...

I want you to know I can help the transition go smoothly.

Jon, it's in my seat!

Jon...

We could all go out together.

Park, dog-shows.

Stuff like that

- Jon... - Wait a minute,

are you asking me out?

Jonny-boy, the time has come to get a car-alarm!

You're not gonna believe it! A mongrel-mutt has broken into your car.

Garfield, this is Odie. He's coming home with us.

Whoa: you went in there to get a date, and came out with a dog?

Well that's bad even for you.

Oh you're so sad. Oh no no no... We're not bringing a dog home with us.

Hey, I ride shot-gun! What are you lookin' at, tick-boy?

Jon, it's not too late. Quickly, turn around, before he finds out where we live!

Please take this trouser-sniffer back!

Come on Odie

This is your new home.

Come on Buddy

Jon...

You had me, a chick-magnet. And now you got a tick-magnet.

Garfield, Jon brought a dog home.

I am aware, Nermal.

Why would he do a thing like that?

Gee, I don't know, Nermal.

It just seems like a weird thing to do, bringing a dog into a house that already has a cat.

Can we drop it? I mean, it's no big deal. It's just a splattered bug on the windshield of my life.

A dimwitted, smelly, goofy splattered bug that I will deal with appropriately and enthusiastically.

Come on!

As you can see, I'm still Jon's favourite.

See you later, Garfield.

Good luck with the bug thing

This is payback for the liver thing, isn't it? Payback, ha ha ha

This is your new home Odie.

That's my office over there.

The TV over there.

The kitchen.

Go see the house.

Why don't you draw him a map?

Ok, I've got to remain calm, that's all

Jon's a cat-guy, not a dog-guy

This'll last a week, maybe ten days. Tops.

Boy this puppy is stupid gone wild

Nah, this is just a bad dream. I'm going to close my eyes

and when I open them, everything will be back to normal.

Nyagh! That's not normal.

Not close.

Oh great, dog-cooties. Somebody innoculate me please?

This is a nightmare. I just need a little quality time

with man's real best friend.

Television.

No, no. no.

Hey, new guy. Let me hip ya to the rules, ok.

Number one: That's my chair.

Alright, I even see you raise a leg, and it's on, it's go time, pal.

Very well.

Y'know, I may just have a mental advantage on this guy.

Leave me alone.

I'm not kidding, Yodel Odie.

Pop a worm pill, and hit the road, I'm busy.

You wanna play? Fine.

You can be my new astronaut!

You go jump in the pail, and we'll shoot you into outer space.

Come on, it's real simple!

Here, I'll even throw your ball in there.

Follow the ball and jump in the pail.

Come on, Odie

Just like this, come on over here and just jump right into the pail and help me.

No, just in here like this...

Uh oh - don't touch that!

Oh no!

Houston, we have a problem.

Odie, Get off the pail.

Ok, time for a new game.

It's called my claw in your foot game

Come here

I'll just use my left claw

If my legs were longer I'd have caught you by now - come here!

Just wait for one second.

Slow... down...

Well, well, well

I've got you now fat cat

Hey Luca - is that a new chain you're wearing? Fella?

Looks good on ya

You look great. You been working out?

Oh I've been waiting years for this.

Would that be regular years, or dog-years?

Get away from me pipsqueak!

You're nothing but a...

Luca, this is Odie. Odie, Luca.

Luca, do me a favour and eat him for me would you please?

Garfield, are you alright?

I think so.

Luca's about to have Odie for lunch.

If it wasn't for Odie, you'd be Luca's chew-toy

Yeah, he saved your life.

Odie's a hero!

Why? Because I wasn't ripped to shreds?

No: Odie's an imbecile, until further notice.

Hey Moondust, if I were you I'd grab a nice piece of carpet

Jon doesn't let me sleep up-top

Ever.

Odie...

You wanna sleep in the bed?

What?

Good boy.

You wanna sleep on the bed tonight?

Yes I do. Yes...

I think I'm going to blow cat chow chunks

Good night Odie

Good night Garfield

Great, wish me luck with the nightmares

Another day ruined.

Oh, you little suck up!

Whoa baby

No.

Down. Down dumb dog

What part of 'no' don't you understand?

The push off the chair?

I don't wanna play

Oh, look...

What am I supposed to say?

Thanks for saving my hide with Luca?

Ok, thanks for saving my hide with Luca. Get off!

Where was I? Right here.

Whoa, that was a cheap shot.

Hit a guy when he's not looking? Ok...

Oh, excuse me, I think you may have forgotten something.

I saw this and I thought, I was pretty sure it was your...

Watch out! You see, you can't touch this.

That's right. Don't sneak up on me, baby.

Oh, come on with that!

Get that weak step outta here!

Is that butt broken? No it's something like this here....

Can you do this? Shouldn't those hips be in the shop?

Walk this way please...

I'ma walking the dog

Let's step it up a little bit, something like this....

Whoa, look at this! Watch out now!

Watch out for this thing!

You probably should've practiced in the garage before you stepped up to someone of my level.

Bash up!

Maybe something a little bit more challenging.

How about this?

Look who's here on the porch. I'm walking the porch.

I'm holding the torch, I'm ready to scorch.

Hey!

Look, Garfield's dancing with Odie.

They're like buddies now!

Odie, what are you doing here?

I was doing a solo dance, and a creepy dog comes up next to me...

Did you guys see that?

Thank you fellas, thank you.

Uh oh, here's more trouble.

Look at the goony look on his face!

Come here Odie

Taking him back to the vet?

You're taking him back to the kennel, right?

Are you putting him up for adoption?

Hey Garfield, Jon's taking Odie on his date with Liz and he's leaving you behind!

I know, Nermal

They're off on an adventure, and you're still here!

And your point is?

Well, that's gotta feel bad

Being left by Jon, while he takes Odie out.

It's like you're not his favourite anymore.

Hey, whaddya say we play brain surgeon? Would you go get my powertools?

This is so sad. Jon has completely lost his mind.

He doesn't realise how important I am to him.

I need to be so understanding of him at this difficult time.

Hey, wait up! Wait up for me!

You forgot me!

Slow down! Please slow down!

I'm right back here!

I think I've pulled a hamstring!

It's ok. I'm on, relax.

Car broke my nose....

Yeah, go on ahead, I'll catch up with you. It's probably only a mild concussion.

Or a skull fracture.

Maybe I'll get a cat-scan?

A cat-scan!

Ladies and Gentlemen!

Welcome to the Dog Show!

But what if I compromised a little? How about I do the rolling around with the yarn-ball thing?

And I'll purr. I'll purr like a Ferrari!

Make that a Jaguar.

I won't climb drapes though, that's more than you'd get from some dumb... dog.

Oops, dogs.

What, you're all going to take it personally?

Now I'm gonna die.

Now I really am gonna die!

Excuse me!

Can I get through here?

Going under this tarp. That's my ear.

Owners, maintain control of your dogs! Control your dogs now!

Music!

Music, you idiot!

Yeah, play the music....

That's my bad knee, stop it

Alright, feet don't fail me now!

I apologise for this, please excuse this outburst

This is highly irregular.

Odie.

Come back Odie.

Ok, alright, I need a ride

Madam, I'm a cat in trouble. I'm hitching a ride in your moo-moo

Come on, let's move!

Come on pinky, move it out!

Sorry, sorry!

Move move move, Pinky, Move Pinky move!

We certainly have a new star in the arena.

Ladies and gentlemen, this is amazing!

Talented little fella, huh

Yah Pinky!

They're gaining on us Pinky!

A cat's life is at stake

Excuse me ma'am, Please call 911 !

This is exactly what I deserve anyway

I promise if I survive, I'll never compete with a dog again

Ok, you got me, but before I say goodbye...

Oh isn't this the final irony, look who's here to witness this:

The mail man!

You're so stupid!

Odie, come here!

That's a good boy!

That, is one talented dog!

Y'know, this is exactly the kind of dog that could have a future in television.

Oh, thank you Mr Chapman, but Odie's just my pet.

and that's all I really want him to be

You're kidding?

No.

Well, this is for you.

And this is for you if you happen to change your mind...

you just ring me up and say "Hello, hello, I changed my mind"

"I wanna be a star!"

- Ok - Ok

Let's hear it for Odie!

Our winner today: a fabulous dancing puppy called Odie.

Never leave the cul-de-sac Never leave the cul-de-sac

Never leave the cul-de-sac

I'm home.

- I had fun today, thank you - Yeah, me too

Would you like to come in?

Not today

I knew that. I'm sorry

Jon, I wanna come over, just not today. I have to cover for another vet.

Oh, really?

How's Sunday?

Sunday's great.

Sunday's good. Sunday.

So I'll see you Sunday.

Why, why has this happened?

I was the one!

It was all about me.

Not about some stupid, snivelling, smelly, high-maintenance Disco Dog.

Oh no.

You just can't do this Jon. He's trying to tear us apart, don't you see that?

You know me. I'm too lazy to try to destroy your house.

I was provoked, pushed, prodded, driven mad.

You can't kick me out of my own house, like I'm some kind of animal.

Oh come on Jon.... Jon....

You know I'm scared of the dark.

I used to have Jon to myself.

Day or night, there was noone else.

From dawn to dusk, my meals would come.

I'd lounge about in my home

But now I'm out in the cold night.

All alone, til the dawn's first light.

I'm in a new-dog state of mind.

Used to think I had a home

A special place to call my own

But now the dog's in, and I'm out.

I've got no Jon, I've got no clout

I'm in a new-dog state of mind.

Leave me alone. You've won.

You're inside, with him. And I'm out here, all by myself.

Odie. You came out here to be with me?

I'm touched

And you must be touched in the head!

Bring out the dog, Bring in the cat

See ya in the morning little fella

You know, a puppy needs a little tough-love, every now and then.

I think it builds character.

Hello Pookey - miss me?

Y'know what: I'm going to make it up to Odie tomorrow. I'm going to teach him how to drink out of the toilet.

Poor Odie. That cat is such a pig.

Garfield's a pig?

You never put the dog out at night

Why not?

Because dogs run away.

Sure Jon, I'll eat all your lasagne for you...

Oh look, what do we have here....

You're a lost dog.

Well, we can fix that.

Oh, do I feel good this morning.

I slept like a fat cat

Hey tall dark and human, What's for breakfast?

Odie!

Where are you boy?

Relax, I think he was gonna camp out

Odie?

Well, he probably had a sleep over at Luca's, I think....

Odie?

Maybe he's fetching the paper for the neighbours?

Where is that silly dog?

I can't go on like this any more Wendel. I've got to get a dog.

I think that's a lovely idea.

I know you've been sad and lonely since the divorce

and I've tried to be your friend...

Not for me, you imbecile, for the act.

If I could get my hands on a really talented dog.

Walter J. just choke on his Emmy

Like Odie?

Yeah

Yeah now he was good.

Oh yeah

Y'know he was kindy dopey-looking and spry and...

Lost?

Hi, it's Jon. I was just calling to see if Odie's been over there.

I can't find him around. My name is Jon Arbuckle...

...and I can't find my dog.

I've looked all around the neighbourhood, and I can't seem to find him.

He was home last night, but I haven't seen him this morning....

if you see him, give me a call please.

Hi it's Jon, I was calling to see if you'd seen Odie, I think he's run away.

I was giving him a bath last night, and I forgot to put his collar back on.

Because Garfield hates his collar.

He's about 15 pounds, he's brownish yellow with big floppy ears....

Would you mind getting that?

I'm offering a reward.

Yes, that's right.

And he answers to the name of....

- Hi. - Hi.

I'd say the refrigerator is unguarded.

Wha, what are you doing here?

We're having dinner, remember?

Right. Dinner, the two of us.

Tonight. Of Course.

- Shall I come in? - Yeah?

Yeah, come on in.

Liz, I have a confession...

It's not really a confession, it's more of an admission.

It's a, you know it's like a declaration.

- I have a.... - I love it when you do that

- Do what? - Y'know, trip over yourself.

It's cute... It's one of the reasons why I had a crush on you in high-school.

- You had a crush on me? - Yeah....

I thought you were really cute, decent, not like all those other jerks.

I don't believe it, I had a crush on you too.

- Isn't that funny... - Yeah...

Hillarious.

So um, what's your confession, admission, declaration?

Actually, um,

I forgot about our dinner... yeah.

That's ok, I can go?

No, no. I'm glad you're here.

Let me just get my jacket and then we'll go.

What am I going to do? What am I going to do?

What am I going to do? I've waited for this night my entire life...

If you tell her the truth, you'll feel much better.

And you wont have to see her any more. It's kinda creepy having a vet around the house anyway.

I can't go out and pretend that nothing's happened, can I?

Well, I sure could.

The one thing you can't do is tell her the dogs gone...

- I gotta tell her. - No.

- I've gotta to tell her. - No!

That's not what I said!

Schmuck

Liz. We can't go out tonight.

- Why not? - Odie's run away.

- What? - He got out last night...

I feel terrible. I call the pound, I put up posters, I looked everywhere

...but I can't find him.

Why didn't you just tell me?

I guess I figured he was the only reason you were spending time with me.

- Come on. - No, I'm serious.

No, I mean let's go find him.

How can this dog be such a problem when he's not even here anymore?

Well I'm not gonna worry about him.

I believe you found my dog.

He answers to Odie.

- Odie. - Family name

Oh, Odie. Come on!

There you are!

I can live again now.

How could I ever repay you?

An autograph would be splendid.

Then splendid it shall be.

<< come on, boy >>

This is ridiculous.

Hey: what are you looking at?

Nothing, just looking for some company.

- Keep walking creepo. - What's going on?

We know how much you hated Odie.

We know how much you wanted him gone.

Wait a minute... all I wanted was to sleep in my own bed...

And to do it you cast Odie out into the cold, cruel world?

We saw how you locked Odie outside last night.

Oh I don't believe you guys, I didn't know he was gonna run away.

He's a dumb dog, no offence Luca.

Uh, what?

You can't blame me for that...

Any one of us could be next.

Yeah, there's no room for anybody else in Garfield's world.

Oh that's a little dramatic.

Well I may have been a little tough about protecting my turf,

...but I don't hate the guy.

<> << a special treat... >>

<< What have you got for us, Happ? >>

<< Ah, guten morgan, Chris >>

<> << And I would like to introduce him to all of you... >>

<< "Odie Schnitzel" >>

Lookie here, It's Odie!

And he's safe and sound.

Although he seems to have found an alternative lifestyle.

He still can't dance.

Well this gets me off the hook with Jon and the gang.

Now, I'm gonna be the hero.

<< That's one talented dog >>

<< I'm glad you think so Chris, >> << because I have a little announcement to make >>

<< Old Happy Chapman and Odie Schnitzel >>

<< are going to be climing aboard that >> << New Amsterdam Ltd. at 3pm >>

<< bound to New York city, where we have >> << the opportunity to be regular contributors on >>

<< "Good Day New York" >>

That's his last name? Schnitzel?

Thank you for all your help yesterday...

You were great.

Jon, Odie's on TV. And he's wearing Lederhosen.

I'm sorry, Garfield. Not now.

I upped the reward to $200, and I'm going to put up some more posters tomorrow.

He's clog-dancing I think

...wearing Lederhosen.

I'm sorry, Garfield. Not now.

You're gonna miss this...

I'm sorry Liz, I'll call you later.

Garfield's being... Garfield.

Do I have to bark like Lassie?

Come on! Humour me, would ya? Arf! Arf! Arf! Quickly!

While we're young. Today, let's go!

<< "Remember: Be Happy" >>

You're gonna miss this: he's the small one.

The small one in the guy's hands....

Garfield... I'm not in the mood.

Y'know, it's never good when you turn off my TV, and this may be the worst ever.

Odie's not ready.

He's months of positive reinforcement away from consistently performing.

Happy. You promised you'd never use that.

That collar is inhumane.

This collar...

...is the dog's future.

Do you have a problem with that?

Now we'll see how smart you really are...

Happy Chapman.

Not now Garfield.

Jon, you're denser than ever!

I gotta think outside the box.

Hey: the box!

Wait a second...

My box.

My box had something on it.

"Applejacks", "Frosty Flakes", "Coco Puffs"...

"Kibbly kat!", Yes!

There it is: Telegraph Tower!

That's where they make the "Happy Chapman" show.

Yeah, but, how far away can that be?

Hmm, a paw? A paw and a half maybe?

This is a done-deal. I can do this!

No. Can't do this!

Reached physical limits!

Shouldn't have tried it without snacks!

Must go back, and re-load.

And that's the sign that the tank is full...

I can do this.

Beyond this intersection,

is just another intersection.

and another, and another. On the otherhand...

I wonder if there's any meatloaf left in the fridge?

No, now is not the time for a plate of meatloaf.

Now is the time for a plate of courage.

Ladies and Gentlemen: Garfield!

...has left the cul-de-sac.

Now that's more my style.

Oh, Taxi.

Step on it, will ya driver?

No, Odie's not a hound-dog.

Yes I'm sure.

No, I don't want another dog.

Thanks anyway.

Garfield, lunchtime.

I made your favourite, Lasagne.

Garfield?

Garfield. Where are you?

Can anyone direct me to the pink building shown on

the back of the Kibbly Kat box?

It's the one right next to the blue and orange tree.

This doesn't feel pink building-ish...

Rats?

Rats the size of... Rats!

- Stop

Why am I being surrounded here? Some of my best friends are vermin.

Finally, some meat.

Meat, no. It's not meat.

They measured: it's 100% body fat. No nutritional value whatsoever.

Hey, body fat's good with us.

- Garfield. - Louis!

Hey, what's going on here?

- Louis, my friend! - Come on I've got 3000 tiny mouths to feed.

Garfield? What are you doing here?

Besides defending my life?

Jon got a dog.

Dog got kidnapped by a TV star.

...I'm trying to rescue him.

Seems like you got yourself in a jam, huh?

Wish there was something I could do to help you out...

Louis, I think you and I have an account still, remember?

The Macadamia-nut cookies?

I do love the Macadamias

Sorry rat-pack. This cat's with me. You all gotta roll. Go ahead, roll out.

Who wants to go to the Red Lobster alley?

Maybe next time, little critters. Good luck with the plague and rabies and everything.

Don't push your luck, fat cat.

Garfield, you can't just be wandering around the city...

There are dangers everywhere... Potholes, subways, animal control.

You think you could get me to Telegraph Tower?

Two more cookies and you got a deal,

but you gotta keep it on the down-low.

How down-low do we have to go?

Yo, Garfield, are you with me?

Louis, this is a little bit lower than I expected.

If I didn't have a box over my head, I'd be humilated.

Alright, we're almost there.

Now when I give you the signal, you gotta cross the street.

- Way over there, by the horizon? - Come on, Garfield!

Wait up! Wait up!

Am I dead?

- Garfield, don't move! - Don't move?

- Not a problem. - Just wait for the Walk signal.

It's a stampede! If I could just get away from this herd.

Garfield?

Garfield, where are you?

Garfield, get down from there, man!

No, I'm not coming down. I'm happy to live the rest of my life up here, thank you.

Liz! Liz!

- What's wrong? - Garfield's gone.

I think he's run away too. First Odie, and now Garfield.

Liz, I am the worst pet-owner on the planet.

What happened?

I can't find him, you gotta help me.

I can't live without Garfield.

Let's start at the park.

Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?

Are we there yet? Garfield. Relax!

- Look we're here. - We're here now?

"Curve Service" The Telegraph Tower, in all it's splendour.

It looks much smaller on the box.

You gotta go all the way up there? Good luck, player.

I'll catch ya later, I don't do the vertical thing.

- Thanks a lot, partner. - Oh yeah, hold up G.

- What? - Watch out for the popo, you know...

The 5-0. Controlo. Animal Control, man!

oh, that popo (!)

Keep it squeal. Thanks partner.

I can't try the door.

I couldn't handle another stampede.

First thing, Monday morning.

I'm going to get to work on losing those

last 20 pounds.

Ok, everything looks good out there.

Looks like we've got ourselves a blockage.

Guess we'll just purge the system.

Pardon me, that wasn't my stomach, was it?

Ah,there's a cooling breeze.

Nyagh, my poor nose!

Jon, stop the car!

It's Odie.

Somebody found him!

- 52903 Euclid Street. - Let's go

Odieeeeeeee.

Ooooodd.

Oooodster

Oood-man

This rescue thing is exhausting.

When do heroes get to eat?

Oh my, it's Odie!

Oooodie.

I've found ya.

I'm so sorry I got you into this mess.

Look, we kinda got off on the wrong paw.

But, come on, you can be really annoying sometimes

and you don't give me enough space.

And you're a major league suck up... but we have a common purpose

We share Jon.

Jon needs us even more.

And, I kinda want you back home too.

So: stand back.

Almost there....

You think he's ready for the audition?

Well, why don't you see for yourself?

Come on, Odie. Showtime.

"Good Day New York" - I know you're gonna flip for Odie because he

sure is flipping for you...

A shock-collar?

That's inhumane.

Hot doggy...

- When does our train leave? - Two hours

Poor Odie. He faces a future of torture, neglect and degradation.

Hey nobody gets to mistreat my dog like that, except me.

I'll be right behind ya, little buddy.

Gravity, do your thing!

Y'know, I think I had a nightmare like this once...

Once again, my life has been saved by the miracle of Lasagne.

I said Limo, not taxi, do you know the difference?

Odie here I come. Don't worry, fella, I'll rescue you.

- Gotcha - Huh?

Well, what have we got here?

Looks like we got us a cat with no tags.

Hey, there's an animal felony happening right there behind you.

I'm trying to do some rescue work here, pal

Welcome to my world, Red.

This is police brutality.

I have tags. I just left them in my other fur.

This is abusive, now. This is abuse.

- What is with the cage? - Ok, lock her down.

Oh no this is insulting. You know I'm house-trained.

- Settle down people - Oh, I oughta give you a bunch of fives, pal.

This is all a terrible mistake.

I was trying to save a friend.

He's not very smart, he needed my help. I don't belong in here.

I have an owner. I'm not a stray.

- Hi, I'm Jon Arbuckle - Hi

I think you have my dog, Odie?

I think you're mistaken.

No, I saw the flyer. Odie's my dog.

No, he's Happy Chapman's dog.

Happy Chapman?

The gentleman with the cat on Channel 37.

He came and took Odie home.

Odie's a family name, y'know?

Well, good day.

Happy Chapman took Odie.

He's got Garfield too?

I don't know. But we're gonna find out.

Could you please be quiet.

Guards, Guards! Oh this really is too much.

Persnikitty!

Happy Chapman's cat! What are you doing in here?

I 'was' his cat.

until I outlived my purpose.

Then he replaced me with a dog.

and dumped me in this wretched place.

All humans are the same.

Not Jon, my owner.

No way, he only does what's best for me.

He puts up with me, then he feeds me.

And he lets you vacation in this charming animal pound. Hello?

Not for long, Persnikitty.

Would you please just stop calling me that.

My name isn't really Persnikitty...

It's Sir Roland.

Sir Roland?

Yes, another one of Happy Chapman's acts of cruelty.

I was trained in the classical theatre, you know...

But now, I'm a "Celebrity Cable Cast-off Cat"

with a name I can never live down.

Well, this may hurt a little then,

I'm trying to rescue the dog that replaced you, Persnikitty.

I mean, Roland.

Happy and Odie are getting on a train in less than two hours,

going to New York to become regulars on "Good Day New York".

Wait a minute: did I just hear that right?

You're a cat that's trying to rescue a dog?

It's true. I know, it's a crime against nature,

at first I thought he was a pain, but,

he's grown on me. Like a wart you wanna have removed until you realise

it defines you, in some funny way.

Do you know, that is absolutely charming?

Let me ask you a question, chubby.

What are you talking about?

How could you understand?

He's my friend.

Oh, my gosh. How low have I sunk?

Guard, may I have some shoelaces please.

Well, hello there.

Right on time. Alright, I need a five-cat line up right now.

What's going on?

Adoption. It's like one of us is getting outta here.

So, here to look at a cat?

Alright, let's see if we can't take care of that.

Come on boys, lets hurry it up

Can I say, your hands are freezing.

Come here

- You are heavy. - Excuse me, muscle weighs more than fat. Check this.

Alright, line it up. Paws on the white line. Tails in the air.

I don't need to be adopted guys. My guy Jon is coming to get me, I'm sure.

- That one! - Really?

She picked me, she picked me. She picked me, she picked me.

No, not that one. That one.

The one that looks like the cat on TV.

Back it up, Red.

Sorry love, better luck next time.

Now you be careful. That's sore.

Jon's going to be here in five minutes anyway.

When I give the signal, run like a mad-cow.

- What? - Don't you want to save your friend?

- Do I really have to run? - Now!

Eat Hairball, Happy Chapman.

We've got runners! We've got runners!

Stop!

You've not been cleared for release!

Garfield's been here.

Excuse me, can I help you guys with something?

We're looking for Happy Chapman.

Yeah he's on his way to the train station, he's going to New York.

Do you guys have a pass, or something?

Thanks

Hello, excuse me.

<< Your attention please >>

<< The Amsterdam Ltd. is now departing >>

<< from Platform 12 >>

All aboard!

All Aboard!

Good afternoon, Gentlemen.

What will you be having today? Salmon, Steak or Lasagne?

Steak. I hate Lasagne.

Beep Beep! Cat coming through! Beep Beep!

Going through the tunnel.

I just had to do that.

<< Final call for the new Amsterdam Ltd. >> << The Amsterdam Ltd. is now departing from Platform 12 >>

No... wait... please. Stop. Wait. Don't!

You monster Chapman.

I can't out-run a train.

Watch the train, pal.

Hey, I got it.

It's just a train set, only bigger.

- Oh no, we're too late. - No...

...we're gonna stop that train.

Come on.

Somewhere around here

There's got to be a big table

With all the trains on it.

He looks like the type.

And this must be where he's got his little table...

I'm very sorry sir, there's simply no way to stop that train.

You don't understand, you have to stop the train.

My dog and my cat are on that train.

I suppose if Jon can do this, I can.

Ok, we gotta find our train. Let's see what happens when I do this...

<< Boston Express switching to track 18. >>

Oh, I'm sorry. The folks in Boston are going to be a little late today.

Let's see what happens when I do this...

- << Warning, Seattle Wind... >> - No, I don't care about Seattle.

Ma'am, I'm looking for one train in particular.

Just one second, I'm trying to find my train.

- << The New Amsterdam Ltd. >> - There's the Amsterdam.

- << Warning: collision 20 seconds >> - Gosh, you sound like my mother.

Hold up, everybody stop!

- Five, four... - Stop what you're doing...

Ok, everybody - let's take it from the top.

- You have to stop that train... - Hold on.

I'll be down to meet you at the station, Odie.

Actually, that train has stopped. It's returning to the station.

Are we on the right train?

Where are ya?

I think I recognise that whine.

Come on: see, these are the kinda seats you get when you book at the last minute.

Good to see you, partner.

Let's get outta here.

<< Your attention please: the New Amsterdam Ltd. >> << Is making an unscheduled stop on Platform 12 >>

- Sir, please take your seat. - No, no... my future is travelling away from me.

Will ya slow down? I've been doing this running thing all day,

and I am over it.

We're safe now, we're free.

- Oh, if it isn't Unhappy Chappy. - Going somewhere?

Nice accessory, but I don't think I wanna play dress up with you, pal.

Let's get out of here. Let's beat it.

Oh, right in the nose again!

So it's gonna get physical, is it?

Did you really think you could just run away from Happy Chapman?

Oh is this a cry for help.

No dumb, dirty animal is ever gonna get the better of me.

And lets see how you feel with 200 volts coursing through that thick canine skull of yours.

- Chapman... - Come here.

Get your hands off of my friend!

Hey boomer, what round is it?

- Good to see you, Chubby. - We're here to help

- Sir Roland? - In the fur.

Alright, here's the drill. Cats, scratch like you've never scratched before.

Dogs, bite... but don't chew.

and rats. See if you can get that pretty necklace around his neck.

Canines, Felines and Vermines... It's show time!

Thanks boys.

Thanks boys. The home team will take it from here.

Better split before Animal Control gets here.

Hey Garfield, take it easy.

Garfield good luck.

Odie would you mind sharing the remote, please?

Every dog has his day, Happy.

- Nice Kitty. - Let's see what's on the news...

Let me tell you something, Happy.

To you Odie might be just a dumb, stupid, smelly dog. But to me...

he's all that and much more.

He's my friend.

Odie, try something else. Maybe there's a game on?

Strong finish little buddy.

Odie, Garfield?

- Odie? - Odie?

Be Happy.

This is for stealing my dog and my cat.

He didn't steal me. I was doing the rescue work.

Garfield! Odie!

Come here!

I missed you guys so much. I was so worried about you...

Never gonna let you out of my sight again.

Never. You guys are my best friends.

You have me, but hello.

<< This is Walter J. Chapman with breaking news from >> << the Midwest. >>

<< Abby Shields reporting, >> << whatcha got for me, Abby? >>

<< Details are sketchy, but it appears that >> << a derranged man >>

<< may be the cause of all the trouble here. >>

A derranged man? What is this?

<< Police are bringing the suspect out >> << as we speak >>

Good grief, it's my idiot brother.

Hey - that's Happy Chapman!

He's going for a ride in a Police car.

<< But sources tell me that this incident somehow >>

<< involved a dog and a very heroic cat. >> - Garfield!

He saved Odie. Now he's a hero!

- Oh, I didn't realise. - Garfield's on TV - he's a hero!

Garfield! Garfield's a hero now!

Thanks everybody

We're a whole street full of heroes

- It's nice to be recognised by your peers. - I couldn't have done this without you.

You're a really great friend.

Jon, I wanna be more than your friend.

- Me? - Yeah.

Where do they find the energy?

Yeah, just one big happy family.

Yeah, right. Hit the floor.

No, seriously, you can come up buddy. Seriously, come on up.

Down you go. We just hit it off so well, because we both love the same thing...

and that is: Me!

Whoa!

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Oops

Hey Odie, help me... I can't get up!

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