#i just think no bueno is the funniest thing in existence

[reallunargift]

More of the Roommates AU with Port and Spain!

Spain finds a cat on the street and bring him home... But animals are not allowed (unless they are quiet like Port golden fish 🤣 yes, the landlord allows Port' fishes).

Spain does that thing with his eyes... The puppy eyes... That actually don't convince Port, but he will be his accomplice on hiding the stray cat (not so "stray" anymore, Spain already gave it a name 😂).

So yeah, the cat is now being trained to not go and eat Port' fish. They can all look the same, but Port had named all of them.

Port and Spain' family has now a new addition. And yeah, Spain will be jealous when the cat prefers to stay on Port lap.

(we all would like to be that cat 💕)

What ridiculous name would Spain choose for the kitten? We need a reason for Port refusing to use that name and search for a more appropriate one 😂

Toni's puppy eyes don't work, but Port just can't resist the kitty's eyes...

I love the idea that the fish all look the same but he can still tell them apart lol. He named them after writers, there's Camões, Camilo, Gil and... António, just for fun |D

what a lucky cat indeed...

apologies to spanish speakers, i just think ‘no bueno’ is the funniest thing ever i’m sorry

so Toni wanted to call him Misifú, but Port thought that's way too cliché, just call him Tareco. To which Toni was like... and you call me cliché? 

In the end they called him Cervantes to continue the pet naming tradition.

[anxiously-unsatisfied-world]

It Takes Two to Tango - Ch. 3

Pairing: eventual Prinxiety & Logicality Word Count: 1394 Warnings: None

A/N: Hope you’re ready for Virgil to appear! :D So the boldened text is spoken in Spanish - thought it’d be less confusing that way ^^ Hope you all enjoy ^^

See you on Saturday for the next update! <3

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The feeling of traveling back in time is both overwhelming and underwhelming. Roman expected some big dramatic sequence like what would be in a sci-fi film. But nothing like that happens. Instead, he simply appears in what looks to be an abandoned alleyway with the distinct feeling that he’s no longer in his own time.

Roman takes a deep breath and straightens his clothes before leaving the alley with a confident gait, looking entirely like he had simply been passing through for a shortcut. Internally, he’s freaking out as it just looks so cool! He’s never been to Argentina before much less when everything is as old fashioned as it is now.

The first order of business, Roman thinks, Find out when Virgil’s next performance is.

He quickly scans the area, hoping for some kind of poster or sign of when the performance is. While he’s looking, a gentle hand taps him on the shoulder.

“Sir, are you looking for something?” Roman turns to face a timid woman and he smiles charmingly at her.

“In fact, I am! Do you know of the performer Virgil Sombra?” Roman asks, hoping that this will be quick.

A quick expression of confusion crosses her face before her eyes widen, “Virgil? Do you mean El Cuervo? I know of him.”

Roman grins at her, not letting the nickname throw him off despite how surprised he is. “Great! Then would you happen to know when he’s performing next?”

The woman nods, “Si! His next official performance is tomorrow but there’s an informal one tonight. Usually, he picks audience members to dance with.” She smirks when this information causes a blush to spread across his face.

“Thank you, miss. Where’s tonight performance?” Roman asks and listens as she gives him the address, thanking her once again before leaving.

Since there is still far too much time before the performance, Roman heads to a nearby park and sits down, reflecting on all he’s learned so far.

So apparently, he goes by El Cuervo. From what I’ve heard, Virgil would resemble a raven - dressed in black and very intelligent. He’d need to be in order to help create a whole new dance style.

I have a chance… Roman thinks, his face coloring once again. There’s a chance, no matter how small, that he will choose me to dance with tonight. I am lucky that he doesn’t care if his dance partner is male or female...

“Now I wait,” Roman says. He spends the hours until the dance roaming the streets of Buenos Aires, perusing the different shops and observing the people. The time passes rather quickly with how much there is to look at and soon enough, he’s standing in front of the location the woman told him of.

“Here goes nothing.” Roman pushes open the doors and enters a party in full swing. His shoulders relax unconsciously at the familiar atmosphere. A party is a party even this far in the past and, as such, is something that Roman can handle with ease.

He mingles with everyone and generally has a good time, the constant bustle occasionally punctuated with a surprised and happy sound as someone is chosen to dance with Virgil.

About two hours into the party, Roman feels a gentle tap on his shoulder and murmurs, “If you’ll excuse me.” to the people he had been chatting with. He turns and gasps silently at seeing who wanted his attention.

Dressed in full black with some accents of a deep purple and accessorized with a few black feathers, there’s no question who this is. Virgil smirks at his reaction and holds out a hand, “Would you like to dance with me?”

Roman’s eyes widen and it takes all of his self-control not to start squealing and fanboying at the question. Instead, he takes Virgil’s hand and says, “Of course, I would.”

Virgil grins and pulls Roman out into the dancefloor, where the guests clear a small area for them to dance in. Roman nearly shivers with excitement when Virgil sets a hand at his waist and tugs him closer, whispering in his ear, “Follow my lead. If you dance well, you might get to lead me next.”

Roman nods and sets a hand on Virgil’s shoulders, waiting for him to begin. When the music changes, Virgil starts a slow walk, following the tempo. Roman follows his lead, knowing just when to pause and add a few embellished moves to grab the audience’s attention.

“Not bad.” Virgil murmurs.

The music picks up pace a bit and their eyes never leave the other’s, focusing on subtle cues that their partner is giving off. At a faster part of the music, Roman does a few of his flashiest moves, the music calming down immediately after. Virgil then follows with a few, more subtle, moves of his own.

The way that their dancing styles complement each other has the audience hooked, not a single conversation happening in the dance hall since their dance had started. Virgil’s slower, more mysterious style contrasts and works rather well with Roman’s faster, flashier style.

When the song’s almost to a close, both prepare for a big finish, neither quite knowing how the other is going to end it. On the final note, Roman throws an arm into the air, just barely managing to anticipate Virgil dipping him.

There is silence.

Then all of a sudden, the loud roar of applause.

Roman looks up into Virgil’s eyes, acutely aware of how close they are. Both are panting heavily, their breath mingling together.

“Good job. You did rather well.” Virgil murmurs softly to Roman, righting them both and smirking at him. “So, you get to lead this next dance.”

Roman’s heart feels like it’s about to burst at the pride blazing in Virgil’s eyes and he grins. They get into position once again.

It doesn’t stop at two dances.

Virgil and Roman dance for hours, eventually losing their audience. By the time they’re too tired to dance another dance, it’s pitch black outside.

“Thanks for tonight,” Virgil says when the two head outside. “It’s rare that I find such a responsive partner.”

“No, thank you. I’ve admired your work for a long time so it was an honor to get to dance with you.” Roman says and Virgil huffs out a laugh.

“An honor? Little ol’ me?” Virgil snickers before growing more serious, “Either way, it was no trouble.”

Roman smiles before groaning as it hits him that it might be too late to book a room in the inn nearby.

“What’s wrong?” Virgil asks, a panicked concern dancing in his eyes.

“I just realized it’s too late to find a room...And I have nowhere else to stay.” Roman admits sheepishly, knowing Logan would yell at him for forgetting to do something so important.

Virgil barks out a laugh and Roman groans again hiding his bright red face. “Oh my gosh, that is the funniest thing I’ve heard in a while!” Virgil says, still laughing.

“Thanks,” Roman responds dryly, watching as Virgil slowly calms down.

“Well, if you want, you could spend the night at my place?” Virgil offers, suddenly looking nervous.

Roman’s heart nearly stops. Virgil, his idol, just offered him, Roman Prince, to spend the night at his place?! Roman lets out a choked noise and Virgil’s just about to rescind his offer when Roman recovers.

“I’d love to! That sounds really nice. Thank you so much.” Roman says, cutting himself off before he could shower Virgil with thanks.

Virgil gives him a strange look like ‘what have I gotten myself into?’ but smirks, “No problem. One thing. You’re not going to, like, murder me in my sleep or something?”

“Oh, heavens no!” Roman responds, offended that Virgil would even think that, and it’s only when Virgil starts laughing that he realizes it was a joke.

“Good to know,” Virgil says, a few snickers leaving his mouth. “There’s just one thing I want in return.”

Roman’s eyes widen as his mind flashes through different possibilities of what Virgil could want. But before he has a chance to ask, Virgil is talking.

“What is your name?”

Ohhhh. Roman straightens as relief fills him, “Roman. Roman Prince.” He says and Virgil nods.

“Well, Princey, follow me,” Virgil says before turning and walking into the night, Roman at his heels.

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